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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1904-6-16, Page 2x-rEALTIT 7oa .autzs. D. Williarns' Pink Pills Make Strang Healthy Rogy-Cheelted aesee "I was attacked with aPPendia- tis," says Miss Fablola, Gran:ma:out, daughter tif Mr. Charles Gran -anent, a prosperous farmer of Champlain., Clue, 'mid while the doctor who attended me cured. me of thee troet- ble, It left behind after effects from which it seemed almost impossible to reebver. X grew weak and very pale; my • appetite was poor; I suf- fered at times from severe head- aches; and the least exertion left nie completely Worn out, I tried sev- eral remedies. but instead of gett- ing better I was gradually . growing werse. Any work about the house left me weak and dispirited, and I felt almost like giving Up. At this time a friend who had Used Dr, 'Williams' Pink Pills with much ben- efit, strongly urged me to give them a trial. I got a box, and as I did not feel any better when I had used them, I would have given them up but for tho fact that my friend urg- ed that one box was not a fair trial. I then decided to continue the use of the pills and by the time had taken three boxes I found my condition was improving. I used eight boxes in all, and by the tine° I had taken thein. all my old time health had returned. My appetite had improved, I had gained in weight and the glow of health had returned to my face. I cannot too strongly recoxumend Dr. Williams' Piak Pills to all pale and weak girls." Good blood is an absolute neces- sity, and the only way to intve constant supply of rich, red health - giving blood is to take Dr. Willianis Pink Pills. Every dose helps to make new blood, and to drive from the system such troubles as anaemia, languidness, neuralgia, dyspepsia, rheuniatism, etc. You can get those pills froi . any medicine dealer, or by mail at 50 cents a. box, or six boxes for $2.50, by writing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. e EXPENSIVE BRACES. -- Wealthy Men Who •Take Great Pride in Them. A wealthy man of fashiou seeks originality even in. shoulder -straps. Hie valet avers that he must possess over a hundred pairs of braces—won- derful things, working on pulleys, patent contrivances of springs, and coiled wire arrangements of myster- ious manufacture. But the bands are extravagant in their ornamenta- tion. I/1 One case, tho webbing supports slides, set with turquoise and pearls; another is a shinunering mass, of thin silver seduins; many are hand -Painted; and, wonder of,. won- ders, filmy, lace of good quality adorns not a few. So precious are these braces that their renovation is intrusted to the care of particular people—the valet has no hand in arranging them in their separate boxes—he merely, En- gers them gingerly during the pro- cess of dressing his master. Far more sensible are the braces worii by a retired military gentle- man. He has worn them for years, and they will serve their purpose for many years yet. All the atten- tion they require is the renewal of clasps and buckles at intervals, be- ing made of hippopotamus skin, stripped from the beast he hail the honor of slaying while in Africa., Though: very commonplace in ap- pearance, 'depending as they do for the silver buckles as Ornamentation, the owner has refused a fancy, price from a. collector of curiosities anx- ious to increase the interest of his cabinets. Tried upon a fellow offi- cer, the latter pronoun.ced them. hard and uncomfortable, his shoulders af- ter a morning's wear revealing deep red marks on the skin. Perfumed braces please a huge specimen of humanity, who, in all other matters, is the reverse of fem- inine. To examine his stock of shoulder-bands—white, pink, azure satin, gold and silver buckled, and redolent of the scent of roses and heliotrope—one might well think, gazing upon their muscular wearer, that the days of sentimentality were not past. Almost absurd is the lady -like anxiety he' evinces for their safe keeping. Vests an.c1 coats of rough tweed cover these delicately pretty: articles, and, with the excep- tion of a watch and chain, he sneers e at. all examples of the jeweller's art. Musical braces are not likely to become popular, though a well-known actor has a pair—never worn,. how- ever—which emit. sweet sounds at will. A triangular piece of silver connecting the straps to the back tabs, is, in reality, a miniature mus- ical box, which, when wound up, plays a. couple of tunes in a silvery key. They were the present of a lady admirer. THE ILLS OF CHILDHOOD. Every child in the country needs, at some time or °thee, a inedicine'to correct the ills incident to child- hood. If Baby's Own Tablets are kept in the house and occasionally given to the little ones they will prevent illness and make the little ones rugged, strong and cheerful.• Mothers should insist on having this medicine because it contains no opi- ate or harmful 'drug, and children take the Tablets as readily as they take candy. If you have a neighbor Who has used the Tablets ask her and she will tell you what splendid satisfaction they give. Here is what one mother, Mrs. Wm, Sinclaie, Hebron, X. B., says : have used Baby's Own Tablets with so much Satisfaction that I do aot feel safe when 1 'have not got a bOx . in the house. I am sure that other in.oth- ers will be quite as well pleased with them." You can got tho TabletS through your druggist or by. TX1W11 25 mate a box by writing The Dr, Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. It is the truths we do and not the one we indorse that save us. WOKS OF OLDEN BAYS PIOW OUR FOREFATHERS WERE HVIPOSED ON. Queen Anne's Favorite Volilista Were an ex -Tailor and. Cob- bler Respectively. That the days of quackery are by no means over MO proved—if any proof were needed—by the amusing exposure of the German magnetopath in the Tilsit Court, of which we read in the papers a short time ago. Bur. the magnetopath WAS Et, modest and respectable practitioner compared with liundrede of quacks who have imposed on oor forefathers' credulity. • Even kings .and aueens were just as easily victinxized Eta the most ignor- ant of their subjects. Queen Anne was especially gullible, and was n1 - ways ready to fell down on her knees to any impostor who promised to cure her weak eyes. Her two favor- ite oculists were an ex -tailor and cobble.r reepectively, who knew at least as little about medicine as the man in the moon. William Reade the ,promoted she dubbed a knight, and he used to strut about with his gold -headed, cane and lace ruffles, or drive in his gorgeous coach, drawn by four horses to the wide-eyed wonder of the Crowds who did not know what a humbug the man was. His vanity even led him to engage a poet to sing his praises in stately verse, al- though the hero of the hexameters had scateely enough learning to read them. Roger Grant, • Anne's other favorite physician, liad been a cobbler and Anabaptist, but his foolish head was so turned by Royal favor that he must needs have his face engraved on copper for condescending presentation to his friends. DR. THOMAS SAFFOLD was the king of quacks in Charles II.'s time, and, possibly OD tile strength of having been bred a weav- er, lie added the weaving of rhymes to his 'healing artifices, and won great fame and wealth from the un- ion. Saffold employed, hundred e' of men to distribute circulars and pamphlets describing his wonderful gifts, and Ws house was besieged daily by crowds clamoring for his attention and willing, many of them, to pay the most extortionate fees, A. brace of impostors of the Same period were Mr. and Mrs. Louthee e - bour, who professed to. cure any idis easepby a look or a touch. "Mr. de Loutherbourg," so one advertisement ran, "has received a most glorious power from Jehovah, viz., the gift of healing all in.anner of diseases inci- dental to the human body, such as blindness, 'deafpesse lameness, cancers, loss of speecli, palsies"; and sonie most remarkable cures were claimed by him, in . one of which, at a word, a discolated bone "flew into place again with a report as of a pistol." Ailhaud was another highly success- ful humbug, whose pills 'devastated Europe and ,• made him a threefold baron. "Napoleon," it was facetious ly said after his death, "hail killed his thousands, but Ailhauil his. tens of thousands." Dr. Ka-tterfelto's was a name to conjure with in the latter years of the eighteenth century. He used to travel all over England in an enormous caravan, which he shared with a small army of black cats; and he was regarded every- where as a wizard with superhuman powers, until the Mayor of Shrews- bury sent him to prison as A ROGUE AND A VAGABOND. HE'S ONLY ONE OUT OF soaREs --e- BUT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS N.A,Dg HIM A NEW M.A.N. Richard •Quirk, doctored for a dozen Years and Thought His Case Incur able—D o cid' s Kidney Pills Cured Hine. Fortune Harbor, Nfid„ June 18.— (Special).—Scores of people in this neighborhood are living proofs that Dodd'e Kidney. Pills cure all Kidney ailments from Backache to Bright's Disease. Amoug the most remark- able cures Is that of Mr, Richard Quirk, and lict gives the story of it to the public as follows : "X , safered for over 'twenty years from Lumbago and Kidney Disease and at intervals was totally unable to work. After ten or twelve years of doctors treatment, I had made up my mind that my "complaint was in- curable. Reading of cures bylDodd's Kidney Pills tempted the to try them. 1 did so with little faith, but to my, freat surprise I had not taken more than half a box before I felt relief and after the use of seven or eight boxes, I was fully cured and a now man. Sees, Dodd's Kidney Pills cured my Lumbago and Kidney Disease, and the best of it is I have stayed cured.'' LOST RIVER RETURNS. Phenomenon. Near a Small Buck- ingham Village. The little Buckinghamshire village of Great Missenden, England, snugly lying amid the rich meadows and Iwood-covered hills of the Chilterns, is I happy once more. Five years ago it was the scene of ono of the most remarkable pheno- mena, of Nature, when the River Mishourne, which- from time imme- morial has coursed through its green fields disappeared •as completely as if it had been sucked up by the earth, leaving only a dry bed, a feW hol- lows, and a collection of smooth, round pebbles to show that it had ever existed. And when it liad gone there was no , one of the inhabitants of that vil- lage but felt he had suffered a per- sonal loss. No more could they stroll along its banks in the euramer twilight and 'watch the clear, bubbling waters as they sped along to join the Thames. The disappearance of the river was only a sign of worsethings to fol- low, and as the water sank lower and lower in the welle a great draught tliteateried ethe land • and even forced cattle to be eena.ceyeet. from the pasture and people to Sty their houses. • Then last summer it began to rain. It rained almost every ilayVehe rain seemed ceaseless. , Walleing—.Qpng the old rite -bank one day last itiituhin, a litei e jet of cold, clear . water wee sees` spurting _ out from arn.on,g some loose yellow , gravel. A few days later more of those tiny jets appeared. They increased in number until a deep pool was formed, and then—a joyous day for the villagers of Great Missen- den—the water started to trickle down its course, and grew in volume day by day until it had filled the old river bed to the brim. Never Were the waters of the Ganges more sincerely worshipped than that little river by the vil- lagers who flocked to its sidesat ev- ening in quiet pilgrimage. What made the Mishourne disap- pear in the first instance—fie one has ever been able to say. Some believe Londo-n's millions drained, It dry, others point to the fact that a few years provioesly a railway disturbed the Quiet of the countryside, and its thirsty engines 'drank up the spark- ling waters from the ugly station Pumps. Once this river was full of trout and fish of many kinds, and no doubt on this account the good Knight De Villiers, another notorious quack of the eighteenth century, 'whenever a funeral passed him in the street would. gaze sadly at it and exclaim in a. loud voice: "Ali, if that unhap- py creature had only taken my speci- fic, he might now be carrying that coffin instead' of being in it." His specific, the recipe for which he had inherited from an uncle who was pre- maturely cut off, by; an accident, at the age of a hundred, was guaranteed to prolong life to a century and a half, There was one quack of whom Steele tells es, who claimed that lie could infallibly cure cataracts "be- cause he had lost an eye in the Em- peror's service," and as evidence of his powers he produced a muster -roll in which his name, or his alleged name, appeared. One man made a fortune, in the beginning of the last century, by preaching the virtues of rocii-salt, and is said to have lost Ids life by practising them, A. rev- erend City rector, Dr. John Han: cocke, did not scruple to add to his stipend by curing fevers by the simple expedient of administering "eommon water"; and 'Hubert Glass professed to cure persons who had 'been boro stone-blind, and forged .testimonials tuid signataires in proof Of his claires In the most unblushing manner. IMITATION FURS. So far has chemical sRill and know- ledge 'recently progressed in the treatment of furs, that it is said a crisis has been brought about in the' fur trade of eastern Russia., where the prices of rare and highly valued pelts haee dropped from 20 to e0 per cent., on account of the competi- tion of successful imitations, made in western Europe, froin the skins of cheap and coinneon animals, like rab- bits, marmots, colts, and even -rats. The scientific treatment of the infer- ior furs, it is said, -makes them so closely resemble the coetly sables and texas that experts only can detect a difference, In Leipzig a common arc- tic foxskin. worth. $2,50, can be turned into an imitation dark -brown fox fur that seal for $50, Clarence—"Why do yeti say the wedding was patrio MCP' Algere ---"Web!, the bride was red, the , grown was white, and her fathcae Who had all the bine to Pay, was l• • Life IS WA priet and the seed of the figure, • TURN OVER TINE. When Nature Hints About the Food. When there's no relish to any. food and all that one eats doesn't seem to do any good, then ift the time to make a turn- over in the diet, for that the food isn't t,' the ind re - R that's Nature's. way of dropping a hW "For a number • of years I followed railroad • work, much of it being of- fice worR of a trying nature. Meal times were our busiest and eating too 'much and too quickly of food sncli as is 'coiumonly. served in hotels And restaurants, these'"togetlier with the sedentary habits were not lone la giving me dyspepsia and stomach trouble which reduced my weight from 205 to 160 pounds. “There was little relish in arly food. and none of it seemed to do me any good, It seemed the more I ate the poorer I got end was always hungry before enother meal, no matter how much I had eaten. "Then I commenced a, fair trial of Grape -Nuts and was sarprised hew a sinall saucer of it would carry me along, strong and with satisfied ape- tite, until the next meal, with no seneatiatis of hunger, weakneseor di: tress as before. have been following this diet noW for adveral months and my lin- prevenient has been so great all the Othersin my family have taken up the use of ,Grape-Nats with complete satisfaction and much improvement in health and beairt power. "American people uedoubteilly eat hurriedly, have Iota of worry, thug hindereing ;digestion and therefore need a food that is predigested and con- centrated in nourishment." Name giv- eli by Poeturn Co., tattle Creek, Mich. I.in OUCH paeltage for the tame one little boars, "The Road to Well - Vi Ile," Unless the soap you use has this brand you are not getting the best .14111; for Wee Octagon nap, 5.0 Missendert selected its hanks for the foundation of a monastery after he had been saved from shipwreck many hundred Years ag6. The abbey etill exists, though lit- tle of the original building has escaped the restorers' hands; while in its grounds is a deep water -filled hollow, where the monks df old ob- tained their Friday fish. PORT ARTHUR'S GUNS. Germans Made Them f or Chinese and Were Never Paid. A peculiar feature of the Russian defence of Port Arthur is the history attached to some of the heavy gun which are at present in the forts These guns were sold originally to the Chinese authorities by a Germai firm, shortly before the Boxe trouble„ when the Chinese were buy ing arms on. every available occasion They bought on the three-year sys- tem, paid • no much down, and the balance divided between the second and third year. The firm had to pay the regular "cunislia.w" to the lower officials out Of the money they received the first year. The guns were delivered at once, and deposited in the Shiku Arsenal, where Adraira Sir Edward Seymour made his grand stand with his wounded, xviien returning from. his futile endeavor to rescue the Pekin Legations. Soma of these guns were not even unpaele- ed. Before the second and third in- stalments were paid, fighting began and the guns were captured by the 'Allies, and handed over to the Rus- sians for custody. The Russians al ways see. ne to liave • men to fake charge of anything, and they took sucli great care of these guns in the Shiku Arsenal that they were sent - over to Port Artbeir; so that al- though Gerthany has not received a penny for the honest work done in her country, she has unwittingly pro- vided Russia with the means to de- fend Port Arthur. 4,, of 0'1714. • 444er. 14e"' C 414, 444/,/,49 14,0_,A4. I /-&t14-44e, AFriste,4". tarsen,..easaiLy Potatoes, Poultry, Eggs, Butte,r, Apples Let us have your consignment of any of these articles aid we will get you good peices. THE DA "V.ARI ON COMMISSION 00 *Limited 0;r, vveat 111a,rket nod OolyLs•ris .PfAIINTS OF FISH AND GAME. Attractions f or Sportsmen on tho Line of the Grand Trunk. The Grand Trunk Railiegy Company has issued • a handsome publication, profusely illustrated with half -tone engravings, 'descriptive of the many attractive localities for sportsmen on their lino .01 railway. Many of the s regions reached. by the Grand Trunk , seem to have been. Specially prepared for the d delectation of mankind, and 1 where for a brief period the cares of r business are cast aside and life is _ given up to enjoyment. Not only do , the "Highlands of Ontario"' present unrivalled facilities for both hunting, fishing and camping, but the 30,000 Islands of the G eorgiEux Bay, Their - sand Islands and St. Lawrence Riv- er, Rideau River and Lakes, Lalee St. John, and the many attractive lo- calitieS in Maine and New elararj- shire, present et -pal opportunities for j health, pleasure and sport. All these localities are reached by the Grand Trunk Railway System, and on trains unequalled on the continent. Abstracts of Ontario, Michigan, Que- bec, New Hampshire and Maine fish and game laws are inserted in the , publication for the guidance of sportsmen. The Grand Trunk, Rail- way has also issued descriptive il- lustrated matter for each district sep- arately, which are 'sent free on ap- plication to the agents of the Com- pany and to Mr. J. D. McDonald, District Passenger Agent, G. T. R., Union Station, Toronto. Little Girl—"Your papa has only got one leg, hasn't he?" Veteran's Little Girl—"Yes." Little Girl— "Where's his other one?" Veteran's Little Girl—"Hush, 'dear; it's in Hea- ven." "Prisoner, the jury has declared you guilty." "Oh, that's all right judge. You're too intelligent a man, I think, to be influenced by what they say." Beware of Ointments for Callan* that Contain Mercury. as mercury will surely destroy the sense of . smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on pre- scriptions from reputable physicians. as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man- ufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., To- ledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is talc. en internally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testi - menials free. Sold by Druggists, Price, 73c per bottle. Tuke 'Hall's Family Pills for constie patioa. . • iffiellIllede Religion ihat is worrying about fu- ture fire is dying of present frost. He Has Tried it.—Mr. John Anderson, Kinloss, writes: "I venture to say few, if • ane, have received greater benefit from the use of Dr. Thomas' B030'660011, than I have. I have used. It regularly for over ton years, and have recorameeded it to all sufferers I knew of, and they also Lound it of greet virtue in cases of severe bronchitis and incipient consumption!' After some men get started they are too lazy to stop. • COLORADO AND RETURN. Via Union Pacific every day from June lst to September 30th, inclus- ive, with final return limit October 31st, 19(14, from St. Louis $25.00, Chicago $30.00, with correspondingly low rates from other Points. Be sure -your ticket reads over this line. ' 'Inquire of H. F. Carter, T. P. A., .75 Yonge St., Toronto, Canada. A light heart makes a lighthouse in a dark world. Aare: Liniment Cures Mkt •••••••••••••• "/ suppose you will marry when you grow up," said the visitor, pleas- antly. "No," replied the thoughtful little girl innocently, "Mamma, says papa is more care than the children, so I guess the care of my children will be enongh for me without the care of a hUSbanil.". •••••••• • Lever's Y -Z (Wise Bead) Disinfect- ant Soap Powder Is better than other powders, as it Is both soap and disinfectant. A Woman is so comer she cat guess wrong and yet hit it right. In Nature's Storehouse There are Jure —Medical experiments Jaye shown eon elusively thet, there are medicinal virtues in. even ordinary &ante growing UP around 119 Which give them a valtie that cannot be estimated. It is held by some that Na fere provides a mire for every die eese whieh neglect and ignorance luive visited upon Man. However, this may be, it ,is well known that Parmeleee Vegetable :etas, distilled from roots and herbs, aye n sovereign remedy in curing all disertiore et the dig:widen. Reference books contain every thin g except the Otte thing you want 16 know, ISSUE NO. 24-04. T II Mild in Their Aotion—Parmelee's Peg etable Pills are very mild in their action. They do not cause gripiug in the stomach or cause disturbances there --es so many pills do. Therefore, the most delicate can take them without fear of unpleasant results. They can, too, be administered to children without imposing the penal- ties which follow the use of pills not so carefully prepared. Strange to say, the -world has never produced a deaf and dumb pugilist. Mlnarri's Liniment Curs Bums, et A man never fully realizes his in- significance until he goes shopping with his wife. Any one can name the three graces, but the disgraces are too numerous to mention. I Believe MINARD'S LINIMENT will cure every case of Diphtheria. Riverdale. MRS. REUBEN BAKER,, I Believe MINARD'S LINIKUINT will produce growth of hair. MRS. CHAS. ANDERSON, THE FIFTY KILLION DOLLAR WORLD'S FAIR ST. LOUIS, District Passenger Agent McDonald of the Grand Trunk Railway who recently returned from St. Louis, states that it is hard to End suit- able language tie' describe the entwine tude and beauty of the greatest EX - position ever held. The site of 1240 acres being tWiti miles long and one mile wide, i covered with beautiful buildiugs, broken with lagoons, canale, grand courts, monuments, statuary, pEtelis, ete„ all forming a picture that must be seen to be realized. An Electrical railway, called the Intramural, makes it easy to get from one part of the grounds to another, and fellow out the daily progranune, enjoying an hour listen- ing to "Sousa.'s" or other: faradue baads, or taking in a lecture or ad- dress, or Art Gallery. When you consider the immensity of the buildings, one alone having over 20 acres of floor space, and re - Elect that they aro.. filled with the choicest of exhibits from all over the world, ono exhibitor vying with another to obtain the coveted, Gold Medal, it seems to suggest the thought of what a grand opportun- ity and an education it will pa, to tho young men and women of our land, to spend a week or two at St. Louis this year. Really no in- telligent man, woman or child can afford to miss this great World's treat. , The beautiful Electric lighting; of the Pan American Exposition, which few thought would ever he approach- ed is entirely, eclipsed by this Mon- ster- Fair. One of theefeatures of the fair, is the "Inside Inn," a hotel accommo- dating 6,000, splendidly run, and at reasonable rates. The total expenses of a trip to S. Louis based on half railway rates, is within the reach of all and Petite inits stop over at Chicago, and other points, and the trip is made quickly and comfortably. It is the intention of the Grand Trunk to -run through cars from Montreal and Toronto to St. Louis. commencing June 13th, and possibly. before. The Canadian. Press Association were unanimous in their praise of •O le Grand Trunk and Illinois Cent k route, and with the Exposition.' 28-04. '4 , "There goes Benham. Every time I think of -that man's finaucial em- barrassment it makes inc yearn to help him." "financial embarrass- ment?" "Yea: he's "ga* so muoli money•lie doesn't now what to do with it." For Over Sixty Years eras menu:ars Soornino Siavr has bare nesO willioas of mother* for 'them children while' Oh iteootlieothe chtld,sofpcne the itlini41)0/12,011 Wind collo, rignintes the et„Onsegh nqd, Wavle, enc. la beat rewedt for Diarrbam, meerraftee oont,e,n bot bir, • ta'anoushote ills Voir gaili wa '41 tor' ea. wmgeows selermaat entrreAee Stanley, P.E.I. Benevolence for business only breed, I Believe MINARD'S LINrUENT. malevolence. In the best household earth. remedy on 11LA.TTIIAIS FOLEY. Oil City, Ont, Occasionally a man. ,cleclines a nom- ination for office—if there is no chance for his election. There never was, and never will be 'universal panacea, in ohe remedy, for all ills to which flesh ls hoir--the very ..nature of many curatives being such that were the germs bf other isrld ferently seated diseases rooted in the rystein of the patient—what would re- lieve one ill, in turn would aggravate Inc other. We have, however, 3 u Quin. aka Wine, 'aehe-s obtainable in a sound tinadOrrated state, a reinedy for many and sloes ills. By its gradual an AMd C Otlo tto frailest systems are led into convalescence and strength, by the influenco which quinine exerts ea Nature'e °sin restoratives. It relieves the drooping spirits of these with whom a chronic state ef morbid dee. pendency and lick of interest in life is a disease, and, by tranquilizing tee sieves. disposes to sound and refreshing sieep—enparts vigor to the action of Abe blood, which being, stimulated, courses throughout the vema, strength. ening the healthy aninial functions of tne eystem, thereby. making activity a netelonary result. strengthening the frame, and giving life to the digestive organs., whieh naturally demand in. weaned eubetance—result, improved ap- petite. Northrop & Lyman of Toron- to, have given to the putnie their en. perior Quinine Wino at the usual rate, and. gauged by the opinion of scien- tists, this wine approaches nearest per. fection of any in tlio market. All drug- giets sell it., GUILLOTINE IN SWEDEN. Who would have supposed during the Reign of Terror that a clay would come when the guillotine would be used for a, laudable purpose? Yet this has just happened in Sweden, for a guillotine has been erected in the reark-etepla.co at Gothenburg, where it ie used daily for the purpose of decapitating chickens, ditelis, and other domestic animals. The local Society for the Prevention of Cruel- ty to Animals is responsible for this novel step. , ea -- A city cabman was receatly his first-born baby chrietetied. Onager- man—"What name shall I give this child?" Cabby (threugh sheer force of habit), 'Oh, T'll leave Ott to 484 you, air.' There are cases 92 consumption so far advanced that Blekleis Anti -Consumptive Syrup will not cure, but none so had that it will not give relief, For coughs, colds and all affections of the throat, lungs and ehest, It is a specific whieh has never been known to fail. It promotes a free a4 easy expectoration, thereby removing phlegm, and gives the diseased parts a chance to heal. 11 /.••••••••• Most men must be punished for their WillS while here on earth if it is true that every man gets the wife heaven inteaded for him. illoard's Liniment for Hie everphere l3ridegroozn (a week after the wed- ding)—"I haven't seen anything of your father's 82,500 cheque yet. Ile protnised it, didn't lie?' t Bride— "Yes; but he heard that your father lia.d already given us one, and he knew we shouldn't care to have clap- licate presents." NInard's Liniment Bellew Neuraigli Boss—"What time is it, Pat?" Pat —"Shure it's after three, sor." Boas —"After three? why, X thought, it Was GrdY a little past two." Fat— "Faith, an' when it:0 Vast two isn't it after three, thin, though begorra, it has_ not quite caught up wid it Coughing is an outward siga of inward disease. Cure the disease witti S: consumption Cure T.P.I:ilams and the cough will stop; Try it to-nliht. doesn't 25e, 50e. fl LeRoy, N.V., Toronto Caz Prices: 8. C. Wetza & Co. /107 benefit you, we'll env your money back.