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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1904-4-28, Page 3TIE TIF JAPAN MIST BE HUMBLE, OBEDIENT ANT) SILENT. Elle Must Realize That She Xs Stupid and Inferior to a Man. ' Japanese woinefi are full of inter- est for koreign devils in these days. A. woman who bas travelled muth Th unbeaten track in Japae says that Japanese wives are faithful Un- der cieetunetances which we would regard as most trying, Even ap- aacent fidelity on the part of the Japanese husband is not considered a vlitue or so much as a convention- al eacanrement. The first chity of tee Japanese wife is to bring child - wen iato the world and then to care for and wait upon them. 'Her sec- ond duty is to become a slave to ker mother-in-law. A translation of the code a morals km women from a little book on the history and customs of Japan, pub- lished more than a quarter of a cen- tury ago, throws much light upon the estinuttion in which women are held thole wad Upon certain 'Japan- ese social customs. HERE IS T.EIE CODE : 'Mat Leseon-Every girl, when of age,. must marry aeman of a different :family; therefore her parents must be more careful of her education than that of a son, as she must be sub - lea to her father-in-law and mother- in-law,and serve them,' If she has been • spoiled she ,will quarrel With her husband's relatives. Seconca-It is better for women to have a goo•d inited ;then a beautiful appearance. Women who have'a had inincl, their passions are turbu- lent, them eyes seem dreadful, their voices loud and chattering and when *angry they will tell their familysec- rets, and besides laugh at and mock other people and annoy Rua be spite- ful towel d Ahem. These things are all improper far-wonaen to do, as they ought to be chaste, amiable and gentle. . Third -Parents must teach their daughters to keep separate frona the other sex. They must not see or hear any iniquitouo thing. The old custom is, man and women shall not • sit on the same mat, nor put their „ clothing in the same nlace, shall "Y• As her husband's friende were previousey strangers to her, such dis- have, different bathrooms, shall not give or take anything directly from Putes can easily happen; therefore, band to hand. During the evening, she must net believe her servant's when women walk out, they shallword's, and disturb the family peace of her husband's relatives; and such earry a lantern, and en walking out, even with their feenilies, men. must keepseparate from their female relatives. i „a servant she will dismiss, as such Low persons DIUSt do such low things. :A mistresa, must check her servant when she makes a mistake, and pity her stupidity, and Warn her to be MORE CAREFUL IN FUTURE. Eighteenth -There are two bad qualities' in Vommanthat they slan- der or take a spite at some one, are jealous and ignorant; seven or eight evomen in ten have these male, - dies. This is a sign that women are comparatively inferior to men; they therefore nitist remedy. them; The most of these is ignorance, and it is the source of the remainder. The minds .of ,weineri generally are as dark as the night, and are more stupid then mien's; they •do not no- tice what isbefore, them, and they slander innocent persons; they envy the happiness of others, and pet their children, all to the discredit of childless, whea she steals, when she their husbands. Women are stupid; has a chattering tongue. I therefore, they. must be humble and To the last reason the explanatory obedient to their husbands, In all clause is added : "For the gabbling of a. woman often destroys the peace of • families." . In mercy to the childless wife, this clauseis added : • "If she is amiable and gentle, she shall not be divorc- ed, but her husband, shall adopt a child, or, if his concubine have a .child when • his wife bath none, he sball not divorenhere" At the end of all the 'reasons for 'divorce it is added. "When a woman. Is one driven out of her husband's house it is a great reproach to her." Pifth-When a girl is unmarried, She shall reverence her parents, but after inttrriage,, her father-in-law and. mother-inelaw, more than her own parents. Morning and evening she shall ,inquire after the health of her father-in-law and mother-in-law, and ask if she Cart be of any service to 'them, and, likewise, do all they bid her; and if they scold her, he must not speak, and if she shows an ami- able disposition, Really they come to a peaceful settlement of theta diflie mattes. ' Sixth -The wife has no lord or master but her husband; therefore she must do his bidding and not re- fuse. The rule which women must • observe is obedience. When the wife ,converses with her husband she must de so with a smiling face and hum- ble word, and not be rude. This is the principal duty of , women; the wife must obey' the hasband in all that he orders her to do, and when he le angry she must not resist, but obey-. All women shall think their . husbanda, to be heaven, so • they must not resist their husbands and incur the drink too much tea or wine. She Shell not hear or see any such las(i- vious thing an n theatre or drama; before reaching the age el forty, women shall not go to tneSe Places, or to where many people collect, such as a temple or :amine. Eleventh -A Wife inust not waste ber money in expensive clothing, but must drees aceordieg to the income. Twelfth -When a wife is youog she shall not speak on familiar terms With any young man a relative elf her husband, aor yet with. his ser- vant, as the separation between the sexes must be. observed. Though there is important business she shall not -write a letter to any young man. Thirteenth -The ornaments and who coniidently state that they owe clothing must not be splendid, but their lives to Dodd's Kidney Pills is neat and dean so that she does not Mr, 3.3. Perkins, a, well known resi- enuso people to remark; but she will dent of this place. ^ THE INGURABLE HUED AGAIN 'T. 3, EB,,EIN'S OWES HIS LIFE TO DODD'S IcIDNEY PILLS. Manitoba Man Helpless from Kid- ney Disease Neale Strong and Hearty by the Great Canadian •Kidney Remedy. S 1) --Among the many in the great West Tyndall, Mari, April 18,--( pee a Shirtwaists and dainty linen are made delightfully clean and fresh with Sun. light Soap. parts of the Mainmast, Suffolk, Nor- folk and Essex, there are districts where rats have invaded the farme wear clothing "For two ears I was troubled with in hundreds, spoiling the grain in y ACCORDING TO HER RAMC my Kidneys," Mr. Perkins states, the barns, destroying poultry, game Fourteenth -During such festivals and at timid inhabitant, and, as in the case as the first day or the third day of doctor gave me up and said 1 incurable. of Braintree, attacking children, the third month and the fifth day of the fifth month she must, first visit ,_"I, at tunes, had such Severe pains The cause of the invasion is said to her own, and except her husband back and kidneys that I to be the flooding of the country by her husband's relatives in preference in my allow her she shall not go out or thought I would have to give up all the unprecedented rains. The rats have apparently 13een give gifts to any one. hope and die, I was unable to wdrk and was becoming destitute. driven from their haunts in river rifteenth-A woman does not sue- , "While in this condition a friend banks and hedges, and have been , forced to take refuge in barns, out - mw her parents but her father -in- Persuaded me to try Dodd's EidneY houses, farmyards and human habi- jaw and mother-in-law; therefore she Pills. I had little faith in them, and t eaten e must be kinder to them than to her it was more to please him than any- - - - At Kirton. a little army of them ' own parents. When a woman is thing else I gave them a trial • attacked ana killecl a, litter of pigs , " at last became so bad that the and Property, frightening the more erAt4w 4724141 el di, led Naze, otga, ,e,;mAeAlle LIFE-SAVING GLOBES. Successful trials- were made recently on the daugeroue coast of Jutland with two of the life-saming globes in - 1 • 5 " was blowing a heav gale vvith clang - y erous breakers on the reef, The first globe was filled with ballast equal to the weight of twenty men; tbe other, in addition to the ballast, contained live persons, including the inventor, The globes fully proved their stabil- ity and seaworthiness, Captain Don- vig's invention is a email, globular vessel about 20 feet in diameter. About twenty persons can be seated rOund it inside. The means for ob- taining air, even when the vent is sealed dowel, are very bagenioue and practical. narr e s es la I seldom pay a vis t o my surpris the rs x -uncle'. the very eves of a laborer, to her own parents, only a messen- me so much good that 7 felt like a ger shall be sent; liaewise to other new man. Five boxes cured me corn - relatives and hiends. She shall not pletely. pride herself on her own descent. "Dodd's Kidney Pills saved my life Sixteenth -Though a woman have and I cannot praise them too much!, many servants, it is the rule of Thousands of cases similar to that women that she do all her business of Mr. Perkins are the proof that heiselfa She shall sew the clothing any Kidney Disease from Backache to and cook the food of her father -in- Bright's Disease yields readily to law and mother-in-law; she shall Dodd's Kidney Pills. wash the clothing and sweep the mat of her husband, and when she IlUrses ber child, she ellen wash the linen beraelf. Women always shall live within the house, and also not NillALEBONE 18 VAI\II8HING go out without any business. OLD -TINE INDUSTRY I$ AL - Seventeenth -When a woman has a female servant, she shall look after MOST PLAYED OUT. her, as her mind is ignorant, 'un- •was tutored and verbose and when she Once Upon a Tnne Whalebone takes a spite at the relatives of her Cheap and Had alealy mistress's husband, she ail] slander Ries. them; and if her mistress is not s wise, she will believe her, The sensational sale Of whalebone , and will at Dundee at the record rate of take an ill -will to her husband's fain - £8,000 a ton was DO doubt gratify - People who neglect these rules me not polite and bring a reproach on their families. No girl shall enarry without the permission of her par- ents and the management of a med- ium, and though she meets with such • a sad fate as to be killed, she lutist keep as solid a mind as metal and stone, and DO NO UNCHASTE THING. Fourth -The house of the husband is that of the wife, and though her - husband be poor she must not leave his house; if she does and is divorc- ed it will be a diegrace to her all her life. The reasons why a man may divorce his wife are seven. When she is disobedient to her fath- er-in-law and mother-in-law; when she is unfaithful; when she is jealous when she has' leprosy, when she is PUNISHMENT OF HEAVEN. Seventh -All the huebaed's rela- tives are hers. , She must not quar- rel with then), or the family will be unhappy; she must lee on good terms with the wife of her husband's eld- est brother (be being considered the head el the family.) Eightle-•The wife must not be jeal- ous of her husband if he is unfaith- ful to 110r, bilt meet admonish binft in a gentle, kind meaner. Of coerse when she ist jeeloes, her anger wilt appear in. her face, and she will be disliked and abandoted by her hus- band. When She admonishes het Imsband, oho Must always do it with a kind lace and gentle words, and when he won't listen to her, sae must Wait till his passion is cooled and then speak to him again. Ninth -A woman must riot chatter, nor eeviie any one, not 'tell a lie. When, she hems any Wander she must not repeat it, and so cense disputes =Meg families, Teath-A woman shall alWans Icor) to her ditty, rise eaely and work till late at night. &he must not sleep during the day' muateetudy economy, anti Janet eatneglect her weaving, towing and aPinnie a and meet not stations of life, the wife must stand behind her husband; though she may have done good deeds, she must not be vain. of them - Though it be said she is, bad, she shall not resist; she will continue to improve herself, and be careful... not to repaeat the same fault, and when she comports herself wisely, the in- timacy 'between herself and her hus- band through life will be a, happy one. The foregoing lessons all girls shall be taught from their infancy, and they shall study them by reading and writing, so that they don't forget them. CANE FROM COFFEE. A Case Where the Taking of Mor- phine Began With, Coffee. "For 15 years," says a young Ohio woman, "I was a great sufferer from stoxnach, heart and liver trouble. For the last 10 years the suffering was terrible; it would be impossible to de- scribe it. During the last three years I had convulsions from which the only relief was tho use of mor- phine. "1 had several physicians, nearly all of whom advised me to stop drinking tea and coffee, but as I could take only liquid foods, I felt I could not live without coffee. I continued drinking it until I became almost in- sane, my mind was affected, while my whole nervous System was a complete wreck. I suffered day and night from thirst and as water would only make me sick I kept trying different drinks Until a friend asn'ed inc to try Pos- ture 3.roeci Coffee. "I did so, but it Was Some time before I was henefited by the change, my system was so filled with coffee' poison. It was not long, however, before I could eat all kinds of foode and drink all the cold water I want- ed and which my system demands. It is now 8 years I have drank nothing. but Postum for breakfast and supper and the result has been that in place df being an invalid with my mind affected I am noW strong, sturdy, happy and healthy. I have a very delicate daughter who has been greatly' benefited by drink- ing Postinn, also a strong boy who watild rather ,go without food for his breakfast than hie Postum. So much depends on the proper cooking of Posteim for unleee it is boiled the proper leagtli of time people will be diseppoieted itt it. Those in the habit of drinking strong coffee Should make the Postern very strong at first in circler to • get 5. strong coffee taste." Name given by Postern Co., Battle Creek, Mich. , Look in eccon package for the 1am- ou8 little book, "The 'load t� ing to the vendor, but there was a few people had any definite concep- tion. Whalebone at £3,000 a, ton Sounds another note --nearly the last -in the long -drawn knell of the whalebone cutter. • There was a time when whalebone cutting was a flourishing industry in Great Britain, einploying a. great nunaber of men. The day is ap- proaching when the whalebone cut- ter will be nearly: as hard to find as the dodo. ' "You -want to know about whale - AFFECT 1311EATEIN0. bone ?" said an old cutter, one of the very few remaining in London. The perfumes of certain flowers af- "Well, I know all about whalebone; foci, the digestion or breathing, or at least, I ought to, seeing that I cause dizziness, and even fainting fits. came into the trade when I was vanilla is troublesome to many, so is fourteen years old, and I was seven- the white flower of the Ligustrum ja.- ty-five yesterday. My father was a I ponicum, and. the Pitosperura. Tao whalebone cutter, and my father's tuberose, Jasmine, arid lilac are ob- stepfather was a whalebone euttei jectionable to some, 'Pile datura au - before him. My brother was a borscenes makes people drowsy. This whalebone cutter, and my son uder- action of flowers is due to the scent, stands whalebone cutting, thotigh and is distinct from the influeace of there is not enough of the trade left pollen, which produces hay fever. to make it worth his while to Sol - low it." "Mabel, dear Mabel," paid •the orp TIME ille'fBRELLAS. ' an . young man in passionate tones, "do The little old man was sitting his little old shop surrounded by Y°i1 think you could learn to love umbrellas,shing rods, and a tankfime?" "I don't know, George," said ef hive dace. Mabel, thoughtfully, "but I'm willing "When I went into the trade," he to apply myself studiously for the continued, "that was in 1842- next few weeks and sea." -•—•• whalebone cutting was a recognized part of the corset and umbrella trades. Manufactured whalebone was Is. a pound then, and when the price rose to is. ad. a pound the umbrella makers Said they would be ruined. "Now tbe price is 40s. a Pound. The year after I entered the business I remember carrying a blade of whalebone 15ft. long to the British Museum as a present from my mas- ter. "A great many things were made of whalebone in those days. Stays, of course, and umbrella and parasol ribs. Those old umbrellas were goad ones to wear, but they rolled up something like a lettuce in ap- pearance. We still make artists' sketchieg umbrellas, and carriage shades of whalebone, but they are expensive. MANY OTHER USES. "Then we used to use whalebone for fastening the' under -side of the -shafts of light gigs to give elasticity and strength without weight. Brooms were made of whaleb'one, and how those old brooms used to last ! It was usedfor ehlianey- sweeping machines;' it was also used to cut into hair for dandy -brushes for horses." Later on whalebone was put into the handles of the best, cricket bats, though as it always is put in edge- ways the old man, failed' to see how it can lend any extra spring to tile bat. As a matter of fact, now that whalebone is so dear, black wood is being put in to look like it. "And I have no doubt it does just as Well," said the old Man with a chuckle. This 'veteran care remember the. time when eight vans, each carrying four tons of bone, were to be seen standing outside the shop twice a month, after his master had been own to the doeles to buy. Fancy what that would mean at .C8,000 a ton. . . ENGLAND'S RAT PLAGUE. Parts of the Cetuntry Districts Are Over -run With Them. who was powerless- to stop the The fox is a great rat -killer, and the present scarcity of foxes .arouad Braintree is said to explaia the presence of so many rats there. Experts say that the wholesale de- structione:Of 'owls, hawks, stoats, 'weasels, • and other enemies of the rate accounts for their • growing numbers during recent years, but it is much more likely that the plague ha e been brought about by the heavy rains of the last twelve months. 13Til.,TE Or ONTO, CITY OF TOLEDO, 1.. I ITOAS COUNTY. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the Jinn. of F. .1. cachey de Co., doing business in the Oity of Toledo, County and State aforesaid and that said firm will pay the stint of ONE HUNDRED D0LLA1t:4 for ',Koh and every cane of Catarrh. that cannot be cured by the use of Rail's Catarrh Cure. FRANK. J. CHENEY. tiworn to before me and subgeribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. le 1886. A. W.DLEASONT, . , $EAL a cagey Public • Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internal. ly, and acts directly on tbe blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send ,for testimonials free. P. J. MONEY & CO., Toledo, 0 Sold by 0.11 Druggists, 750. Take Hall's Family Pills for consti• ,patiou. t-1 Will England be over run by rats this summer ? Reperts are conetantly being sent from placeWhere the rodente have appeared in 'Unwonted ambers, Cumberland and Westmorland poultry farms have been ravaged, as many 88 thirty and forty chickens and clackliage 110,Ve aecin killed on a single fatale. In the Thamee Valley, the Vole, IS t1E NO 1.7--04 I'NTJ 477 Do Not Deley.-When, through debili- tated die -eget e organs. Nikon finde is way into the blood. the prime eonside :akin is to get the pollen mit as reeidly and as thoroughly as poseible. Deny may mean diateter•Parmelee's :Vein - cable Pine Will be felted a most valuable and effecteve medicine to assail the in tender with. They never fail. They to at mice to the sear of the trouble and work a permanent euro. "Did you ever," said one preacher to another, "stand at -the door after your german and listen to what peo- ple said about it as they passed out?" Replied he: "1 dici once" -a pause .and a sigh -"but 111 never do it ,again " itinzrd's Liniment Cams BUDS, ett, "I'm astonished that you live in such a miserable, dirty garret as this." • "Why?" "Well, since you never pay rent anywhere, why not get something .better? "My Kidrtsyss are an vrrongt How shall I insure beet results in the short- en time ?" It stands to reason that a liquid specific of the unquestionable merit of South American Kidney Cure will go more directly a.nd quickly 10 the eat of the trouble than the 1' pill form " treatment, and when it strikes the spot there's healing in an instant. -78 dinard's linlmnat for sale everytnetv ..a..•••••••• Mr. Boresleigh-"So your father thinks that '1 have the cut of an ath- lete about me. Did he say why I struck aiel in that light?" The Lady -"He said that whenever you .came 'here you gave an exhibition of such marvellous staying power." The great demittal for a pleasant, safe and reliable antidote for all affectibos of' the Lerma and lunge is fully met wit 11 in Bickle's Anti Cousuinptive Syrep. It is a purely Vegetable Compound, and acts 'promptly aix<i Magically iu suinuing all tiouges, colds, broucbins, billet -unladen of the Mugs, ere. It le so palataele that a child wii no, refuse it, mad it a put at a Price that Will not exclude the poor from lanen, e. Clare, -"I don't think Grace cares very much for her husband." JessM -"Why?" Clara -"Well, he was de- tained at his °dice until eight o'clock; one evening test week, mid rt never occurred to her that he might be kill- ed or somethingt'' Life's a Burden -If the storaach is not right. Is thcre Nausea? Is t ere Constipation? Is. the Tongue Coated? Are you Light -Headed? Do you have Sick Headache? .Any and all of these denote Stomach and Liver Disorder. Dr. Agnew's Liver Phis act quickly and will cure most stubborn and chronic cases. 40 ... in a vial for to cents -77 AN EIG.PIT-IX0171e MONUM'ENT. The Aret monument to trade union- ism was erected recently in Mel- bourne, Australia. it, is called the "Eight-Rour Monument," as it is in commemoration of the eight-hour s;vstere, which was begun in Austra- lia forty-eight years ago. The mon- Is a tall marble pillar, sur- mounted. by an oblong bloele helding o gjobe and torch. The word "Prosperity" is written on the globe and three large figure eights are en- graved upon the block, For over sixty Years MILL W/NILEGR.11 seornre Bran" has been used by Itsoothes the ehthi, softens tit. VAIL Ogb01140103, wind collo, regulates the eromsoh and bowels, and is hest remedy 110t- Mrrhow. Twontriire ousts betas Bold by druggint* throughout the world. fait lure and eek for" Mut Crnatew it Seventies IST/D11." a-st Diunley---"Smith is an awful cote- ard; why, he's afraia of his own shae dow.'' Lumly-"I don't wonder at it -if his shadow looks anything like the °rig -Malt" $33.00 to the Pacific Coast. Via the Chicago -Union & North-West- ern Line Irene Chicago daily during , March and April, to San Francisco, ••.,os Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Ta- coma, Vancoteeer and other Pacific Coast points. Very low rates to He- lena, 3lutte, Spokane, Ogden and Salt Lake City. Corresponding. low rates from all points. Daily and -per- sonally conducted excursions in Pull- man tourist sleeping cars to San Francisco, Los Angeles arid Portland, through without change, double berth only $7.00. Choice of routes. For particulars address B. IL Bennett, 2 East King St., Toronto, Ont. She -"What sweet, satisfaction it is to have a friencl you can trust." He -"And, oh, what a. convenience it is to have a friend who will trust you." Pile *Terrors Swept Away.- Dr. Agnew's Ointment stands at the head es a reliever, healer, and sure cure for es In all forms. One application will give comfort in a few minute.s, and three to six days' application according to directions will cure chronic csses. It relieves all itehing and burning skin diseases in a day. 35 cents,. -79 Young Doctor ---"Did you diagnose his ease as appendicitis, or merely tbe cramp?" 014Doctor- Cramp. Ile hadn't, money enough for appeudicit- millions of mothers for t eir children white teeth Courtship and novels are more in- teresting -than marriage and history. A woman possibly may admit that she is 30 years old, but that she 1 snores -never. .1.••••••••••••••1 There are a number of varieties of corns Holloway's Corn Cure will remove any of them. Call oil your druggist end get a bottle at mice. "That last speaker," said the first • guest of the banquet, "was quite entertaining." "Yes," replied the other, "and he's a self-made man, too." "1 thought his delivery rather slow, though." "That's natural. He oegan life as a messenger bo." May -"Last night eves the happiest in my life. It ,brought me olio round of pleasure." • Faye -"What do you consider 'die roundof pleasure ? May-' 'An engagement -ring." Skopticisna-This is unhappily tut a et skepticism, but there 154 one point; 'upon which peieone Acquainted with the sith ject agree, namely,. Mutt Dr. Thomas, Eclectric 011 is a triedieine winch ean he relied upon o cure a cotigh, remove pain, lieal sores of various kinda and benefit any inflamed portion of the body to which It applied, Tramp -"Beg year pardon sir, but --". Affable Party -'Oh, that's all right, certainly; don't give it another thought. When you stopped me I dida't know but what you wanted ten cents or something of that Sort, and you only wanted to beg my pardon. Granted, freely, Heaven biota you, my meat" ginard's 'Anima fielleles Neuraigsio Algeracm--"Tommy, clo you think your sister would marry me?" Tom- my -"Yes, she'd marry almose anya body, from what she said to ma." Mother Graves' Worm Exterminate 11:18 nO equal ;for destroyieg wernis iu eb Ural AU cl adults. See that you get the genuine wheu purchasing. A celebrated male was • once asked what was the earliest; thing he could remember. Ile said it was being left alone by his nurse in his cradle, and resolving to tell of her .ne,gaect of duty as soon as he could speak. ginard's Liniment Cures 'light SORRY HE SPOKE. The little blue-eyed child was doing his best to howl off the roof of tlie expresa train, mid the nervous man in the corner felt it was time some- thing was done, "Madera," lie Said, "is there no- thing we cau do to pacify the little - or -angel?" "Oh, thank you, if you wouldt" was the fond mother's reply. "He only waits humoring, tbat's all. You see, he wants to throw his jam, tart at the passengers, but I was afraid they wouldn't lace it, so 1 told him he mustn't, But since you re so kind, sir, Stay where you aro. And now stop crying, darling, this nice gentleman wants to play with Val." 'Daddy," said the little boy "what is a inathernatecian?'"A mathema- tician, my son, is a man who can calculate tho distance beteveen the most remote eines, and who 18 liable to be swindled in chaeging afifty- cent piece," After 0, more severe reproof then usual, little Bessie, who is extraor- dinarily sensitive, thought diligently Lor a Minute, „and then Said: ''Mam- ma, isn't there any way a child can get a divorce from its parents?" ..m.••••1•W•Will•••....60*164.•1*.i 0.1••••••• Not, a Nauseating Pill. -The excipient of a pill is the substance which 'enfolds the ingredients and makes .up •the pill mass. That of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills isso eompoundea as to preserve their moisture, and they can be carried int e any atitede without, 101 pairieg their strength :liens, pills, in order to keep them from ad hexing, are railed in powders., which prove nauseaeing to the taste. Parmelee's Vege- table Pills are so prepared that they are agreeable to the most delicate. Clarence --"I'm going to ask old Jones for his daughter's hand. What's a good way to begin'?" Candid Friend -"Ohl Spring a few other jokes on him first, and see how he . takes them." !Dear Sirs, -This is to certify that I Mae been troubled with a lame back for fifteen years. 7 have, used three bottles of your allNARD'S LINIMENT and am com- pletely cured. It gives megreat pleasure to re- commend it, and you are at liberty to use this in any way to further the use of your valuable medicine. ROBERT ROSS. Two Rivers, Insurance Agent -'Pardon me, mad- am, but what is your age?" Miss Antique -`'I bane seen twenty-two summers." insura.ace. Agent -"Yes, of. course; but how many times did you sec them?" aSi es th ying Doctors didn't gives hers. James tong. to Imo but Dr. litgr OW'S, curoaror the Heart .0110c1 thorn and cured her . For fifteen, years Mrs. John A. James, of 'Marton, Ont., was a great sufferer Trout lieuet Disease. For days at a sbe was con.aned to bed, and it seemed as though every breath might be her last. Her physicians and that she might "ch•op off" any minute. With womom's tenacity in. suffering, aed be- lieving that "while there's life thergs hope " she started mdeg Dr. A new's .cured foerr. the Heart. Three °Wes h This remedy relieves in thirty minutes and cures every form of heart disease and nervousness. 26 LW. egoene Liver Mites 40 fume; Ma Poultry, utter Eggsl Honey, ALL KINDS OF FRUITS And Farm Pro duce generally, 000sign it to Ix awl we will ge you good prices VHE DaW$3011 Comniission Co., ,ar0"17.,r-NINT'T"hm, I Mitten UM! 7sLiT. Ite le the tenet thee has steal the Met o titee-eitheas the liefiviest etrain-tavet imge--the Stettelerd the worki &sr. Oxiler theft)), oat local agentier direct eremite, TAO PACItliViEE FENCE 00. LIMATED, WOlgerilAsseSe Ilitmatrbals 40e, OS. elfetOk, str.ra 201