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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1904-4-21, Page 6DIFFIODITIE3 .U11 RUSSIA WEA T- sBn HAS TO ENCOVInn. TER Iltr THE WAIti German Critic Does Not $ee Row Russia Can Save Her Army, One of the not interestnag serious problemsthat the preeent war opens up for Runsia is the transportation a troops and sup- PlieS. WW the Siberian ;Railway, and especially its continuatioa an Chinese soil, the Manchurian •Rail- way, Prove equal to tbe demands that will be made upon them in all the emergencies of the War? That ie a momentous question for Russia. A high otticial in the Russian minis- try of railways has recently admitt- ed that there was egregious swindle ing in the equipment of the Man- churian road.. Actording " to his statement the Russian Governro.ent -contracted for rails weighing ninety- five pounds to the yard and, hi fart, paid for such; but thci rails actually laid down weigh only fifty to sixty pounds. In view of the enornaoun teiace of the Manchurian Railway or the successful prosecution of the war on the part of Russia, some 1T- X:earns of an old Prussian officer in the Frankfurter Zeitung will prove timely and interesting. After re- ferring to the assertion of the Mille tair-Wochenblatt, the nighest Ger- man military organ which has close relations with the general staff, that this railway guarantees. the Rus- sians' communication with their base in the most perfect manner the writ- • er goes an : "Such a view must be character - feed as very foolish. A worse line of communication than a one-track railway many thousand kilometres long, much of it through hostile, or at least unfriendly country, can scarcele,,, be imagined. The entire Russian army would not be able to keep open this doubtful base of communication. Every, bridge, every erosstie, every rail, every screw, offers A DANGER ronsvr. Every Chinese coolie who has been badly treated can avenge himself on Russia by destroying the invaluable lino of communication. It should be remembered, too, that the China- man, the Japanese, in fact every Mongolian, knows all about explo- sives and is a master hand in the art of destruction. This was abun- dantly shown in the case of the .Tientsin -Pekin Railway, when it fell into the hands of the Boxers. Once rails have been dragged away and buried, or rendered useless through explosives, it is all over with Rus- sia's splendid railway communica- tions; and I am convinced that the railway is, for the Russian military administration, no long& a comfort but a burden. It will be necessary to undertake repairs incessantly; these will require a horde of work- men, and yet it will Lill be to no purpose. "That I am not too pessimistic in this niatter I know positively from personal experience. During the Boxer uprising there came to Chefoo almost daily shiploads of Japanese, who were making their way into the interior. They claimed to be mer- chants; but hero and there admitted without hesitation that they did not come as merchants to China, but were making a detour via Chefoo and Tientsin, avoiding Port Arthur, to get to the great railway.' Russia knows to -day perhaps what mission called these codlies to Sib- eria. Certainly it was not to earn the pittance that Russia pays lab- erers on the Siberian Railway. All of North China, including Mongolia and Manchuria, is overrun by these emissaries of the Japanese Govern- ment. These people are filled with a patriotism that will BROOK CERTAIN DEATH when they can serve their country and hurt her enemies. Now, if the native population were on the side of the Russians, these emissaries could perhaps accomplish but little; tut Russia has succeeded in making enemies of the people of North China especially of Manchuria. Whoever has been an eye-witnees of how the Russians treat the coolies—winding their queues around their hands, elragging them along to their ,work, meanwhile belaboring them with kicks and strokes of the knout—Will not wonder at this attitude of the native population. Moreover, the Manchus are a prouder race than the Chinese. They have never eon - teased themselves subdued by the Russians; and the so-called bands of robbers aro nothing but .the people ne. Sighting for their country. They W111 soon learn of the defeat of the Russians and will rise and begin their work of destroctiori right un- der the eyes of the Russian railway guard. .• "Assualing now that a Russian army of relief should attempt to inake the long march through Man- churia, afoot, the enormous baggage trains, drawn by horses, would make the movement exceedingly slow; it would have to conquer the entire land anew; and, finally, it would be in danger of arriving too late to accomplish anything. The mere thought of such an undertaking ap- • pears almost ridiculous, The only , railway line which, in lily opinion, the :Russians might: perhaps keep open for a while by gaateling , in wean" be the connection between ninadivostock and Port. Arthur. But this lino could be cut by Japanese re idol% •from the troops -lb a t are now la odie g along the ilorthern cottet of Korea preparatory to a general movement INTO THE INTERIOR. "At best; however, this line would be Taltieless for 1t, Would not neeessare tily guarantee open communication With the Russian btee of supplies. /Mt woUld serve no purpose in bring- ' , eng up freeh supplies of provisiees, )"but eould only enable Dort 'Arthur i tee hold oat longer at the expanse of Wiediveleteck, or vice versa, "STow, tinder euell eircurnetances, ithe Thissiann etro to •dave their enney * in East Asia, frank, =al destniction ife not clear, ' One Iteesiati genet:al • siatterted that the' Inueeleti plan ' of Vereeleee.eeee operations Would be to entice the Japaneect into the interior, keep OM inactive as long ae. Possible bY evading any general engageilients, till their money and thew patienee can be gradually worn out by in- ceeeaut skirmishing, But tliet is a game ;that the Japaneee could also play at. After the country bas been , ruined and left desolate throtegh continuous requisitions by the inuesians it could supply them nothing More, and they weuld cer- tainty suffer more train such a tate of things time. the Japanese, • since the latter would be able to main- tain open lines of, cbnizatmicetion with "their base of supplies. More- over, the Russians cannot withdraw their forces from Port Arthur and Via,divostock without abandoning all chances of winning. A victorious Japanese general, once in possession of these ports; would not need to pursue into the interior a Rossi= army that has no longer any lines of communication with Russia or Siberia; it would find its own des- truction." THE LITTLE HAIR TRUNK. What 'Islay bepound: in This ,Small, Shallow Box. In many a farailiouso closet or vil- lage attic may be found a small, shallow box; perhaps a- foot and a half square and six inches deep, cov- ered with deersnin with the hair left on the outside, and liberally studded with brass nails. It has a stiff and clumsy lock, and a handle upon the top. It is and for three generations has been known to the family as "the little hair trunk." Here is the precursor of the mod- ern safety deposit vault. In it, for the better Part • of a century, one housewife after another nes desposit- ed the papers of family importance. Within it are expired insurance poli- cies on buildings in ashes years ago; • quitclaim deeds signed by hands long cold in death; copies of verseswhich a fond Mother fifty years ago thought prophetic of genius; receipted bills for gravestones; agreements of partner- ship; family recipes for soap and wed- ding -cake; marriage certificates and a. silver coffin -plate; specimen silver 'spoons of four generations; tax bills, on some of which may be seen the signature of a town collector who de faulted, passed his last days in prison—a tragedy' written in a single name. Here, CihtIy rolled, is the ground plan of tbe village church,. with the 11,itlnaS of the original pew -owners en-. tercel in their respective places. Att sight of it a procession of familiar faces passes before the memory, and the family peculiarity—the color of oyes or hair, the twist of the nose, the lino of brow, or the trickof speecli—is reproduced in wadi by the magic of inheritance. There are subscription paPers where the amount set against eacb. name represents the yearly contribution to the salary of the minister, and below them, a, similar list where the object is the repair of the church, and where one parishioner sets down twenty dol- lars, and another, "twelve- days' work." - At the very bottom of the trunk .is - a thin bundle of love -letters, tied' with faded ribbon. They are in •the stiff writing, the erratic spelling and the antiquated phrase of 1825. The man of that time was reluctant to ex- press sentiment, and even if he once put it in black and white, he was likely to deserny it as soon as he re- membered it in cool. blood. . But the whole collection of papers, yellow with age, picture for one who has the eye to read their secret, life as it was for our forbears during the course of a century. • If that life was lacking in what we now can variety and color, it was rich in activity, in integrity, in filial loyalty and in pi- ety. CANADIAN WHEAT. Attempt Will be :Made to Cultivate It in England. The superior milling _quality of Canadian wheat, which is constant- ly being so lavishly praised by mil- lers in this country to tho detriment of homegrown grain has led to an attempt being made on the part of the Royal Agricultural Society to cultivate the Canadian sorts in Eng - hind says the London Post. For the past two years Canadian seed has grown at the • Woburn experiment station, and the results so far seem to point to the possibility of the imported varieties being grown for successive years without suffering appreciable deterioration in their peculiar properties. The crops could not possibly bave been subjected to n more searching test than the past two rainy seasons afforded, and yet the graili in its third year in the E,nglish soil and climate retains its original properties practically unlit - paired. It remains to be seen how, long wheat will withstand the de- teriorating influences of its new en- vironment, • but present evidences suggest that in so far as quality or strength alone is eoncerned British farmers might with advantage adopt Canadian varieties, for on the show- ing of millers themselves it would be worth a higher price per given quantity. There is another side to the question, however, which farm- ers would do well to keep in view when considering the relative merite and financial poesibilities of British end Canadian wheats, If 1,he batter is ealettlated to yield the better quality • flour for bakingpurposes, and is therefore, the more popular with ineyers, the former is emphati- cally the • itore prolific, and it is easily conetivabie that the extra quantity obtained from British grain may /Imre than compensate for the 1 nf er iori ty 01 qUal IB WON HER. • enungry Hawkins—Do yen inean ter nee" yen got a square meal oet • dat sour woman? • Diplomatic Mike—Sure! Hungry' Hawkins --Well, yer a won- der! 'Honed yet.' do it? Diplomatic Mike—Whenheopened do eleor 1 see: tle yen mother - sit tiomc, mew- - FARYERas • TJJJ REASON WHY I -IE• PINS HIS FAITH' TO DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. -- They Made Him Strong and Well After Years of Intense Suffering From Lumbago and Other Kid- - - ney Troubles. North Pelliana On., APril 18.— aSpeciali—ner, J oseph L. rrlion)44, substantial farmer of Pelham Town. - ship, well, known And nighly respected througliout this neighborhood, has joined the ranks of the great army of Cetatedians who pia their faith to Dodd's Kidney Pills. Mr, Thomas igon;e: his reasons. for fining 80 as fal- "For several years I was seedy af- flicted with Kidney Trouble, having many of its worst symptoms in an aggravated degree. I had Lumbago and was in such a condition that I was unflt for anything for weeks at a time. • • "Insomnia resulted and I was an intense sufferer. I had almost a per- petual headache and grew thin in flesh. "1 had been treated by a doctor without geed •results, so upon the recommendation of a cousin, who had been saved from a life of misery by Dodd's Kidney Pills, I began taking them. 'The first box • gave me decided benefit and after taking live boxes the old trouble was a thing of the past and 1 was again in every way strong and well." Aslc those who have used them if they over heard of a case of Kidney Disease Dodd's Kidney Pills would not cure. SCIENCE AND HEALTH. Oncafifth of all deaths during this winter have been from pneumonia. It is estimated that in all about 720 tons of ore have been used ^ to produce about one-fifth of an ounce of radium, When lightning strikes a tree the heat generated is soreetimee so great that all the sap is converted into superheated steam, which explodes, tearing the tree to splinters. In over 2,000 major operations in Egypt upon natives only three cases of appendieitis were met with. This is attributed to vegetarian diet, light olothing,eand moderate living. -if we 'ask a person to estimate the munber of stars yisible on a clear night," says Houzeau, "we shall have an exaggerated answer, the actual number being only a little over 3,- 000." . • In Michigan pneumonia must now be reported to the health authorities by physicians in the same manner as consumption, diphtheria, typhoid • fe- ver, scarlet fever, measles, whooping cough, meningitis, and smallpox are reported. . Perhaps an average of 40,000 men Will be employed during eight ;deers -making the Panama canal. Judging from the experience of the French the mortality, if American laborers are employed, will be more than half. A chunk of coal releases, 'leering combustion, enough energy to lift it- self about 2,000 miles, or, say, from New York to Manila. But a, chunk of radium emanation yields without any combustion an amount of energy in the process of its evolution that would lift it not only to the sun but to the orbit of the planet Nep- tune, the outside fence post of -the solar system, • and which is abont thirty times farther from the sun than the earth is. Old Lady (to taxiderinist) :—"You see for yourself, man. • You stuffed my poor parrot only this summer, and hero are his feathers tumbling aut before -your eyes.' Taxidermist: —"Lor' bless you, ma'am ! That's the triumph of the art. We stuff them so natural that they moults in their proper season." ARMY TRIALS. Am. Infantryman's Long Siege. This soldier's -tale of food is inter- esting. During his term of service in the 17th Infantry in Cuba and Philip, - pines, an Ohio soldier boy contracted a disease of the stomach and bowels which all army doctors who treated him pronounced incurable, but which Grape -Nuts food alone cured: "In October, 1899, when my en- listment expired, I was discharged from the Army at Cabilute, Philip- pines and returned to the States on the first, available steamer that left M,anila. When. I got home I was a total wreck physically and my doctor put me to bed saying he considered me the worst broken-down man of my age' he ever saw and after treat- ing me 6 months • he tonsidered ney case beyond medical aid. "During the fall and winter of 1900 and '01 I was admitted to the Barnes Hospital • in Washiugton, D. C. tor treatment for chronic inflontmation of the stomach and bowels, but alter 5 months returned home as bad as aver. contieued taking medicine until Febeuary, 1902, when reading a nowe- paper one day I. read about Grape - Nuts and was so impreesed I sent out for a package right away. The result is quickly told for I have used crap Nuts continually ev- er since with the best results, my health is so I can do a fair day's hard Work, stomach and bowele are in good condition, have gained 40 pounds in • Weight and I tool like a new man altogether. "I owe nay present good health to GeapeeNtits beyond all doubt for medical • science was exhausted," Name given by Pastime Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Had he consulted any one of severe al thousand phyretetnes we knoW of they Vi7 014. have -prescribed Grape- Intits immediately. Look' in 'oath package for' the hall- ow, little ,..lietek, entlie Road' to Well-. Sunlight Soap will not bum the nap off woolens. nor the surface off linens. kfribt,s, ele-cide 4 R.EDITCESI EX PlaNS110 Ask ter the Octason Bar. ONLY NATURAL. "Speaking of animals, in,my opin- ion the elephant is the cleverest of them all," said the old circus man. "I remember once, many years ago, when jacko, who was then under my charge, showed me one day that he could read." • "Oh, come now," said the listener. "I'll prove it to you in about two miniutes," said the trainer. ''Well, as I was saying, the old fellow got into a scrape with the Bengal tiger, and before we could got thent se- parated be had his trunk badly dam- aged. After the scrimmage was over Janke> broke loose and started down tbe street fast. 'He's going wild I' somebody &united. 'Don't you believe it,' says Now, wlaere do you suppose that elephant Went to ?' • "Went to the surgeon's, I suppose. Can't. you get up a better yarn ?" "No, he didn't go to the surgeon's 1 -Te went straight to a little shop where a, sign said : 'Trunks repaired while you wait.' Of course he had made a mistake; but what do you expect of a poor dumb brute ST -WI OP OlOO, Crry OP TOLE/it), 1 r• SS 4 LUCAS COUNTY. I Prana J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior •partner of the firm of F. J. C,Miney & co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid and that said firm will psy the eum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Haire Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1866. • A. W. GLEASON, •• Notary Public FEAL Haire Catarrh Cure is taken internal- ly, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimanials free. F. . CHENEY * 00., Toledo, 0. Sold by all Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for consth pation. You can easily make a matt hot by rubbing him the wrong way. • There never was. and never wIll be a universal panacea., in one remedy. for all ills to which flesh is heir—the very mature of many curatives being such that were the germs of other and Olt- ferently seated diseases rooted in the eystern of the patient—what would re- lieve one ill, in turn would aggravate the other. We heive. bowever. in 'Quin- ine Wine, «11e1 obtainable in a sound unadulterated state, a remedy for many and grovious ills. by its gradual and judicious use. the . frailest systems are led into convalescence and strength,. hp the influence which Quinine exerts on biature's own restoratives. it relieves the drooping spirits of those with whom a chronic etato of morbid des- pondency and lack of interest in lifo a disease. and, by tranquilizing the nerves, disposes to sound and, refreshing e leep—imparts vigor to the action of the blood, which beingatimulated,. coureee throughout • the veil's, strength- ening the healthy animal functions ot tbe system. thereby making activity a necessary result. strengthening the frame, and giving life to the digestive organs, which naturally deinand in- creased substance—result, improved ap- petite. Northrop & Lyman of Toron- to, have given to the public their su- perior Quinine Wine at the usual rate. and. gauged by the opinion of scien- tists, this wine approaches nearest per. fection of any in the market. AR drug - • sell it. It is a great comfort to a • woman to know that if she understood how to keep her household accounts bet- ter it would cost her much more to run it: • He Has Tried la—Mr. John Anderson, Kinloss, writes: "I venture to nay few, if any, have received greater benefit from the use of Dr. Thomas' Ecleetric Oil, than I have. • I have used it regularly for over ten years, • and have recommended it to all sefferers I knew of, end they aleo folind it of great virtue in cases of severe. bronchitis and incipient consumption!' "-- • Oecasionally You find a Man so lucky ,that his wife. goes to visit his mothersin-law. • Rheumatism will Sueaumb te South American Rheumatic Cure because it goes right to the seat of tho trouble( and removes the cause. Many se -called curer, but deaden pain temporarily only, to have it re- turn again witdoubled violence. Not so with this great remedy. It eradicatee from the system the last vestige of the disease and its CUM are permanent. -74 HIS FEEBLENESS. Johnnie :--"I told Uncle Simon that he was getting too old and feeble to attend to business." Mamma :—"Did he take it kindly?" Johnnie :—"Ho threw me out of hie office.", They Drove Pimples .Away.—A face eovered with pimples is unsightly. I tells of Internal irregularities which should long sine° have been corrected. The liver and the kidneys are not per- forming their functions in the healthy way they should, and these pimples are to let you know that the bleed protests- Parenelee's Vegetable Pille will drive them all away, and will leave the skin clear and clean. Try them, and theft will be aaother, witness to their excel lance. A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. When Max 0'11011 was on a leetur- ing tour in the 'United Stalest he was one cla,y approached by a young Man, Who thanked him most ear- estly for his lecture the previous night, setentig "1 never enjoned myself More 111 my life." The pleased lecturer grasped his admirer's hand. +I am glad," lie said, "that my littinble effort pleased you so much." "Yeo,'! !mid the young man, "it gave nie deateenee pleasure. You see I sun engaged to a gir), and her .family, all went to yOUr Show, and r. had her at home all to myself.. /t was a happy el/ening. Thank you ao much Mr O'Dell Do lecture again 1005.'4 Fora. COPelitECT ANSIWElitS TO THIS SEED PUZZLE We are spending, thouoands of dollars to advertise our business. Each of these eix =al *tures represents. woll•known Garden Vegetable. Can you think out the names of three of there? It so, the wormy Is surely. worth trying for. Three correctanwers win. If you cannobmalro itoutyourselegeeesniefriendtolielp EACH O THR SIX PICTURESREPRe• SENTS A GARDEN VEGETABLE. CAN YOU NAME THREE Or TIIER ? . • ON..7:. ON .......•••/....-. PO . . .n .. .il...' p .. .......................a...aviarri..........,' ,,.. 5 It dem not cost yon one cent to try and solve this puzzle, and it you are correct you may win a large amount of Cash. We do nob ask any money ftom you, and contest like this s very interesting. Ie does not matter where you live; we do not care one bit who gets the money; it youcan make out the =moot three of these Garden Vegetables, mail your ansvrer to us, with your name and address plainly written and. if nen sumer is correct we will notify you. We are giving away $200.00 for correct answers, and a few minutes of your time. Bend in your guess at once, with your full name and address, to 1.Tlillt MARVEL BLUING. CO.. DEPT 406 TORONTO. ONT. • LIFE OF AN ENGINE. • The average life of a locomotive on the railways of England is twenty- six years and on those of France twenty -nine years. In the United States the life of an engine is but eighteen years. Heart -Sic People. --Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart is a heart tonic that never fails to cure—is swift in its effects— eoes closer to the "border land" and snatches from death's grip more sufferers than any other remedyfor auy family of diseases and ailmi enta n the category of human sufferings. Gives relief in so minutes. -25 So Mr. Onedge is averse to mus- ic ?"' "I should say so; lie won't eyon uso rubber bands in his office." • For Over .51xty Tears Mae. Wrestow's Scorn/ea SIM'S' has been used by million's of mothers for their children while fusible* It soothes the child, softens the gums. al says vain, cum wind Delia, retaliates the stomach and bowels, and is be best remedy for Diarrhcea. Twenty-11ra edits e botde Bold by druggists throughout the world. 31.0 Mire wad ask for" Alai. Yrmstow's BOYMING grave." 2--ft4 Physician :--"Your ailment lies in the larynx, thorax, and •epiglottis." Hooligan. :—"Indade ! An' me either thinkin' th' throuble was in me throat.", . Lever's YeZ (Wise Head) Disinfect- ant Soap Powder dusted in the bath, softens . the water and disine feetn. Little Tommy (who had thiclien for dinner)—"Manunsi, let's save the bones and plant them.". . • WONDERFUL RESOURCES OF THE WEST. • If you are looking for a Mime and want to visit the West you can _do so with very little expense, as the Union Pacific will sell • One -Way Colonist Tickets every day at the following rates from Missouri river terminals: (Council 131uffs to Kansas City in- clusive. Until April. 30th. $25.00 to San Francisco, Los An- geles and many other .California points. .$20.00 to Ogden, Salt Lake City, Butte, Anaconda and Helena. $22.50 to Spokane and Wenatchee. $25.00 to Portland, Tacoma, • Se- attle, and many other Oregon and Washington points. From Chicago and St. Loins pro- portionately low rates are in effect by lines connecting with the Union Paelific'U Tlenion Pacific has also extended territory to which round •trip Home- seeners' Excursion ticleets will be sow il7dr omas mf oilsIsoousr:i River terminals to many points in Kansas, Nebraska and Colorado; To many paints in Wyoming, Utah, Montana and Mabee • To many- points in Eastern Oregon and OneWfactsrheinirlus"$• 2.00 for the round trip. et Tickets on sale March 15, April 5 and 19, May 3 and 17, August 2 and 16, September 6 and 20, October 4 and or1S. For ll inforination call on or ad- dress H. F. Carter, T.P.A., 14,, Janes Building, Toronto Canada. Phil Ossifer :—"The world is full of inconsistencies." • Fred :—"Why, what's the •matter now ?" Phil "Well. I was just thinking that, al- though racehorses' are undoubtedly stable cteatures, you can't depend upon them." There is danger in neglectinga cold Many who have died of consumption dated their troubles from exposure, followed by a cold which settled on their lunge, and in a short time they were beyond the skill of the best physician. Had they listen:tickles' AnteConstitnative Syrup, before it was too late, their lives would have been spared. This medicine has no equal for curing coughs, colds and all affections of the throat and lungs. Yellowly seems strange te, me, Brownly, that Whitely always enjoys the most, perfect healtb, and Lot takee no exercise." Brownly:— "Nothing strange about it at all. Whitely is too lazy to catch any die - Foul Breath, Catarrh, Headache, Are Banished by Dr. A.gnew's Catarrhal Powder. It Relieves in 10 Minutes, P. A. Bottom. ' druggist, Cooksh ire, nate., says; "For UO years 1 suffered from. Catarrh. Itty breath was very 'offensive even to myself. 1 tried every- thittir which promieed nle et cure. In almost till lestattees T had to peoclaina thein no good at all 1 Wes Induced to ,t?IAnew i I ttghtilete" 1 otnre relief n ye`fli3ii i It ured and 1 ate fres,e 0.11 the effette of it." 25 Iiitennevin Ointment relieves tenni* lateen So — T,110 best way for a girl to spread the news of it is to have a seeret engagement. $33.00 to the Pacific Coast . Via tho Chicago -Union Fe North-West'. ern Line from Chicago daily during March and April, to San Francisco, eios Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Ta - oma, Vancoteeer and other Puller. Coast points. Very' low rates to Me- lena, Butte, Spokane, Ogden and Salt Lake City. Corresponding low rates from all points, Daily and per- sonally conducted excursions in Pull- man touritst sleeping eters to Salt Francisco, Los Angeles and Portland, through without change, double berth only $7.00.. Choice of routes. For particulars address B. H. Bennett, 2 East King St., Toronto, Ont.. • "This young lady, says you came from behind and stared in her face Whydid you do so ?" asked the magistrate. "I have a way of look Ing at the bright side of things,". replied the tramp. An End to Bilious Headache.e-Bilions- ness, which is caused by excessive bile ia the stomacb, bas a marked effect upon tbe nerves, and often manifests itself by severe beaclathe. This is the most dis- tressing headache one can have. There are headaches from cold, from fever, and from other causes, but the most. exert:tee nting of all is the bilious headache. Par - melee's Vegetable Pills will cure it—eure It almost immediately. It will elleappear as soon as the Pills operate. There is nothing surer in the treatineut of bilious neadache. emesflunon etre poridoa „etioenn •,,ed poptreuzep „1.,-crno no_C 2urge0taos op tree le etiape eq2mq Soma 'Stitnrea, omit ppm „etielee• The Poisoned Spring.—As in oature so in man, pollute the 4ring and • disease and waste are "bound to follow—the stomach and nerves out of kilter means poison in the spring. South American Ner- vine is a great purifier, cures Indigestion. Dyspepsia, and tones the nerves. The hest evidence of its efficacy is the unsolicited testimony of thousands of cured ones. -76 :—"You say she only partial- ly returned your affection ?" Clar- ence :—"Yes; and that's what I'm annoyed about. She returned an the love letters, but retained all the „ jewellery. ' A man don't have to get married more than once to learn that cold judgment has no show against luck. It's awful clever of a girl, when you are soneezing her heads to be able to look as if they were playing the piano. Billiard Tables . Tha Rost at tba Lowest Price Write fur Terms REID BROS', 111'1"g 00.'y TIM King et. %v. • 32-31 CALIFORNIA via ONION PACIFIC EVERY DAY until April 3oth, inclusive, colonist rates to all principal points in that state from Chicago $33.00 SMIIRTIST ROUTS PASTSST ?IMO • SMSOTHEST ROAMS Tourist Sleeping Cars a Specialty Inquire of R. F. CARTER, T, P. A., Janis Building, • TORONTO, CANADA Poultry, Butter, Eggs, Haney, Apples, ALL IIIIRDS OP And Farm Pro duce gerteragyi consign it to le rani we will go you good prices ' THE 09,WSon 00111MiSSiOn GOre am3P-1::)1Vi' (WWII T 24. II 476 I81./E NO. 1tt-04