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rxvzs„ 07 ALL WOMEN BE-
SET Wr SECRET TROUBLES.
A. Simple and Certain teethed by
Vine& the Ills of Girinond and
Womanhood May be Overcome,
Every woman's heelth depende
on her blooel-nts •richnese man its re-
gulafity. Sometimes it, is bard to
neliete that ism ly a 1 common dis-
eaens spring flora the blood, no mat-
ter how difterent tbey irtay eeem.It
Is bard, -for instauce, to realize that,
rheumatient and indieeseion are ,both
the canoe of bad Wood. and bcith
cured by good blood. But there 004.
be a° doubt en the tan() of the eecret'
teoubles of a weman's life, ft om
fifteen to fifty. Tim blood is plainly
the cause of all her irregularities in
lioaltin Then eOrees the signs of ee.
fent illneae, the headathes; -back-
aches and sideaobes; the pale cheelss
and duil eyes; the falling appetite
end i enable nerve; the bysteria
aand biligusaess; the weakness add
ianne gothe distress and deemennency
and an tee weatnr wretthed, 'feelings
that, Attack women in their times of
ill health., And tide blood 'is to blame
or it all. . Wlinn the bloonees rich
'./tind red and' regelar, there je little
• trouble .in the life of maid 'or moth,-
eeer' . That is why Bre Williarno' Pink
Pill 'for Pale Peop1e. are wortn their
, Weight in gold to every woman.
Teey 'actually /slake ' • new blood.
Every 'cloee sends galloping through
the- veins pure, strong, rah red
, blood that strikes at the cruise of
' the ;secret Llebealth. The new
t blood restores rogulietity atel braces
lel the spe.ial organs for their spec -
Lal tasks. In Vas way Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills banish the back-
aches and headaches, sha.rpen the ap-
petite and the energies, soothe the
nerves and bring back the rosy glow
, of health to faded cheeks. This is
the else ial mission of Dr. Williams'
Pink PiAs and there is no other med-
icine in» the woila can do it so sue -
easefully. Mrs. Geo. Denby, of Til-
bury, Ont., lia,s proved the truth of
these statements and says so for
the benefit her experience may bring
to other suffering women. Mrs. Den-
by says : "I think Dr. Williams Pink
Pills a blessing to suffering. women.
For a long time I was a great suf-
fe,er from the ailments that afflict
• so many of my sex. 1 was,extremely
nervous at all times, suffered a great
deal with headaches and indigestion.
' fa.ct I was in a most miserable
condition wben I began the use of
Dr, Williams' 'Pink Pals, but after
taking them a short time I began to
improve, and thro ugh their further
use am altogether like a new we-
naan. I am sure if 3actore women
-would tone Dr. Williams' Pink' Pills
they would, be convinced of the great
good they can no."
WDr
- hat . 1Vi liams' Pink Pills bave
'done for Mrs. Denby they can do for
eve y growing girl and ailing woman
in Canada, if they are given a fair
and reasonable use. But, you must
make sure you get, the genuine pills
with ihe feel name dDr.
Pink Pills for Pile People" on the
wrapper around every box. To be
had freer). dealers in medicine or by
snail „at 50 cents a box or six boxes
for $2,.50 by writing tbe Dr. Win
name' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Oat,
WHALE HUNTEtTG.
1o' I€ It is Conducted by the
Azores' Fishermen.
The first island of the Azorean
group approached from the westward
Is Flores -the inland of flowers. Oely
hi fair weather can a Vessel anchor
off this island, as there is no harbor.
The shore is a precipitous cliff with
KEEP TIIE CHILDREN HEALTHY
If the childrents digestive organs
are all right, the children are all
right. They will -be heartsr, rosy,
happy and hungry. They will sleep
well, and grow well, 'You can get
your children right, and keep.,them
right by the use of Baby's Own Tab-
lets, which cure all stomach and
now
el troubles, nervousness, irrita-
tion while teething; break up colds
end fe-vers, prevent croup and des-
troy worms. And you have a posi-
eive guarantee "that there is no ()pi-
eta or harmful drug in this 'medicine.
Mrs.' Joseph Herbert, ICillarney, Ont.,
saysa•-"I am glad te pay that
Baby's Own Tablets have done my
little cite a great deal of good.
have also given some of the Tablets
to friends who ha-ve found them egen
illy sa.tiefe,etorsr. "All medic -hie
dealers sell the Tablets or they will
be sent by mail' at 25 cents a box
by writing 'The Dr. Williams Medi-
aine Co., Brockville, Ont.
- --• --•
nay fathoms of dark blue water lav-
ing the basaltic Sea walls. But ap-
proaching the little stoee quay over
which the forcible Atlantic tvatees
wash with destructive fury in stormy
weather is seen 'a narrow padsage be-
I,ween walls of black lava and scoriae
rieing from which are columns of bas-
alt. Tine small chanted leads to a
• basin anout aere in extent,
Long befiere the anchor has been
• dropped, the 'voyager has noticed a
tittle shed perched high on corn-,
mending point of the, iehued. , The
glase shows a patient watclier sitting
there spyglass in hand, .froni sunrise
to• suneet. Between the basin far
below and the lonely watchmen alert
en the hill there it a •vital connec-
tion. The mail with the spyglass le
looking for Whalea, and • though
months may We without his seeing
bleivr," tbe'vigil never relaxed.
On the berteli of the baein are beats
sach fitted' • With the latest .trietrue
Vents for killing Whales, 'Mete are
)ines nicely Coiled the tibia ledigin
Wiled harpoons --both fer heed and
for use in the geese Everything two-
testery readinees for a, (pack and
Miceeesful
There Is a regelar trete tinder Coni-
atand of an old Whaler, arid but •a
Thort tilne elajnieS fiesta the moment
ne watcher• an the hill giVee the
igesel than a W1vale IS in Sight •in
01 the catelt. •It needs all the pluck,
knowledge and daring even beldtilgi-lig
to whaling, and malty it 1„100.T. 11013
f4tine out never to retUrn, A ligbeleg
bull wbale, ,or an angry cow • whale
proteeting her calf» is the same whe-•
ther met in Bering Sea or off the
, 0
weet islands.
•Why all this slaughter in tlistee days
when petreleion has almost driven
Whale 'oil out of the ntarnet? It he
to give ney fair lady •delicate per-
fumes. ' The anibergols found in the
intestinal tract of the whale now
causes the purssuit of the cetaceans
In, the .older times the whales were
brought alongside the whalieg ves-
sel, and tnere, by the Means oasharp
spades, the 'blubber was cut into
equates and twisted aboard to be
dried out: The head was eut open
and the apermacetti hoisted out in
beelrets, while the whaleboue was
extracted froth the throat. After this
wee, done tile carcass was cut adritt,
often carrying with it thousands of
dollars worth ol ambergris. • The
demand for ambergris at that Period
wlin limited, and it was the prewail-
ing icinie that aniliergria Was aMor-
bid prodect Vontited by the whale.
Up, to a few Years a,go all the erne
leererris that canoe into the' bands of
the manufacturers , af pet iumes was
pielted un on the sea,' gerier,ally in
the', neighborhood of the. West „Indies
and along .the edges , of tbeegulf
stniam , up to latitude • $9 deg. It
was found floating incakes weighing
overa hundred pounds.. In color it
is not unlike striped 'marble with
blackish spots here and .tnere: -
At . present ambergris is woiith:in
the London market abaut $1259 a
pound. The carcass of a whale, .,00
the boach at Fayal not long ago
yielded $8n,000 Worth, se one • can
readily understand the vigilance of
the watcher on the hill.
JAPAN'S FIELD 110SPITALS,
Preparation for Taking Care of
• the Wounded.,
The British Medical Journal says: -
"1 he marvellous way in which • the
Japanese during the last 80 years or
so Ilea e in many Ways adopted, and
often improved the most modern me-
thods of Europaan, nations is, of
course, already well known. It is
not, however, such familiar know-
ledge • . . that their military medical
arrangements should be, to use the
inevitable expression, so extremely
up-to-date as to be scientific:any com-
parable with those of any nation,
while in point of generosity of the
provision of eneclical officers, elasti-
city and adaptablenesa to varying
conditions, the difference is, perhaps,
in favor of Japan. -.
Thus, while base hospitals, field hos-
pitals, dressing statione of the three
types, bearer companies and hospital
ships, all find their place, each di-
vision of the array has a medical re-
serve, which is mobilized simultane-
ously, and serves in the base or re-
serve hospitals. The medical de-
partment also has its own iaclepend-
dent transport, and every infantry
regiment, cavalry, artilery, engineer
and general transport battalion has
a medical etaff attached to it of a
very conwilete kind.
Besides all these standing arrange-
ments, the regulations provide for
an automatic addition to the person-
nel of the hospitals in accordance
with the number of patients present,
without reference, to headquarters.
Moreover, so long as a military med-
ical officer remains in command ad-
ditions may be made from the civili-
an population: everything, too, is
done to facilitate the co-operation of
the Japanese Red Cross Society.
The Russian nrrangernents are also
good upon paper, and the Russian
military surgeons have an advantage
over the. majority of their European
colleagues inasmuch as that they
habitually do' the work of nearly all
the civil hospitals. It is not to be
forgotten, however, that the Russians
will be working at an immense dis-
tanee from their real base as far as
medical matters are concerned "
Young Lady • ''You're vrliat is
known as a .woman -hater, aren't
you ?" Old Mann "I. am, my dear
girl, I am; and I glen, in It. When
I was a very young man e. woman
ma 'e a fool of me, and
Young 'ready: "Anil you never got
crier it."
DOCTOR'S COFFEE.
And Eis Daughter Matched Him.
Coffee drinking troubled the family
of a physician of Grafton, W. Va..
who describes the situation briefly:
"Having suffered quite a while
from vertigo, palpitation of the heart
and many other derangements of the
nervous system and finding no relief
froni usual methods of treatmeht,
thought to see how much there was
in the Fustian argument against cof-
fee. -
. "So 1 resorted to Posttunt cutting
off the coffee, and to my surprise and
eatisfaction have found entire relief
from all my sufferings, proving con-
clusively the baneful eneet of coffee
and the way to ba rid of it.
"I have found Posture completely
tenet] the plaCe, of coffee beth in fla-
vor • and irt taste. It is beemning
More popular every day with many
of our people and is having great
demand here.
"My daughter, Mrs, Lortg, has
been ti tufferer.for a long time from
a.ttacke of acute incligeetion. Iny the
dirsoriesal of coffee and using Postura
in its rilace she has dbtained com-
plete relief.
have aleo heard from many
°there Who have tieert1 your rostum
very favorable &temente of its good
effeets. •
"I preeerlbe Postum hi place of
coffee in a great Many cesee and I
believe that upon its Ineeite Postern
will Come into general 'nee." Nnerte
given by Ineisttint Co,, Battle Creek,
• Miele.
• Look for the fartiotis little heel(
"TIM Road to Vrell-viile," hi each
packaMe
• RES A'VETERAN Results frorn common soaps:
czema coarse hands ragged
OF TliE 01111EA '
clothes, shrunken flannels.
AND HE TELLS WHAT POP'S
KIDNEY rums Do.roa, ram
He Knows Others Too Who Plate
Been Troubled it,te „Kidney Com-
plaint, Have 'Used Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills and. are Well • PeelPlo
To -day.
Birdell, Ont. --Mar. 7,-(Spec1e.1)-e
Pestinaster Henry Bird of this Pince
is one of those grand old men wno
carried Britain's flag to victeiry 'over
the walls of Sebatitopol. He 'tells
many iuteresting tales of thorie "ter-
rible days and ales hoW he esennes
the pains andaches brought on by
SO many days and eights of hard -
shins a,nd exposure. t-
' I have been troubled for years,"
he says, • "with Kidney - Trouble
brought on by lying in the trenches
in front of Sehastopol where thou -
antis of my brothers in arms lost
their lives. But every time r feel nisr
trouble coming on' I use Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills, 1 have found them do nee
good each , and every time.
"1 never took more than one, or
two boxes at a thee .ann so never I
gave them a chance to make a eons- I
Plete Mire in my case. But when, I
feel my trouble coniing back „ •
surely use Dodd's Kidney Pins
again. • For I know Dodd's Kidney
Pills can do even more than is elaim-
ed forthem. 1 know some of. • my
neighbors who have used them for
the sadie trouble as myself and wh9
are well people to -day."
The Sultan of Zaneitser is only
eighteen years of age, and is • Linnet
t' e t eeency of Mr. 'loge, s until lia
attains the age .of twenty-one. His
Majesty is a woolly -beaded •youth of
negroal type, bat be is ,an old "Bar-
roi Ian for ,n11 tint, having been
educated at the famous school. }le
meeried at the age of sixteen his
little couein of eleven years .O1 I; but
he did not take Ms wife when he
attended the Coronation.
A man May be won by flattery; lio
cane be retained only by cookery.
STEADILY FORGING ArfrAD.
The Western Assurance Company
• is a Plourislaing Financial
Concern.
Of the many flourishing financial
concerns which have their headquar-
ters in Toronto, few can point to a
more gratifying record than that dis-
closed at the annual meeting of the
Western Aesurance Company, a full
report of which appeared in the col-
umns of The Mail and Empire •on
Saturday, Feb. 20. The financial
statement showed the company to be
steadily forging ahead, an appreciable
advancement in businees being evi-
dent. The income for the year was
f3.678,387 .45, and the expenditures
were $8,372,474.85, leaving a profit
of $805,912.60, or upwards of 15 per
cent. on the company's capital stock
There was an increase of $131,670.28
in premium earnings and of $10,-
681.71 in interest earnings, while
there was a decrease of $3,273.$8 in
losses incurred. With assets of $3,-
546,357.25 and a reserve funn of $1.-
289,850, the company's financial po-
sition is as secure and firmly estab-
lished as wise and efficient manage-
ment make it.
An interesting portion of ,Presideut
George A. Cox's address was that in
which he referred to the company's
interest in the great fire at Balti-
more. Having maintained an agency
there for 80 years, it would be un-
reasonable to hope to escape without
some considerable loss. The com-
pany's share of the insurance due had
been , estimated at $350,000, which
was about equal to the company's
iminme for one month. Ile probable
advancement of rates in other citiee
on similar properties to those de-
stroyed will largely ofYset this loss.
Mail and Empire, Toronto.
TEE LIGET BRIGADE.
A Russian Survivor of the Day
Tells Eis Experiences.
That the charge of the Light Bri-
gade seemed to onlookers a riece of
magnificent folly is evinent from all
reminiscences of that day. First
came the attack, of tlie Heavy Bri-
gade upon three thousand Russian
cavalry. Then, later in the day, the
attempt to recapture seven guns
taken from the Turks by the Rus-
sians in their first advance upor, the
redoubts led to the charge of the
Light Brigade.
"When we saw tbe English coining
at us," says a RusAan soleier,
"there wee but one thought. 'What
fools 1' we said. We never dreamed
they would charge."
Wan lormovitch, a Russian sur -
vivre. of the day, says in his "Recol-
lections". "We. were so sorry for
them, Tliey were fine" soldiers, and
had such fine horses. But the charge
-ft was the madcleet thing ever
done We could not understand it.
had been in the charge by. the
Heavy Brigade in the morning, and
was wounded; We had all unsaddled
end were tired. Suddenly Vele was
a cry, The English are comings'
•"Our colonel Was envy, and orner-
ed tie men to give 00 quarter.
wits lying down with n'iy tvotind
bandaged when- I saw them (tondos..
We thought they were drunk, from
the way they held their lance.e. Ine
stead of Carrying Them under their
artripits they WaVed them in the ale.
Cf eourse, they were easier to g•nard
against like -Chet,
"Those men Were man, and nevOr
eeeined to think of the tremendeue
eunibere sgainst there, nor of the
feertul enolghter that had taken
pane in their ranks `during that nes-
rntate rine. Veit they mermen Vs,
and dashed 111 among es, slim/ling,
(lice, leg awl eursinge 1 fiel'er SAW
ertythifig lite in They were irresise
tible, end otte men were quite nee
Moettligett.''
REDUCES
EnCPENSIZ
ask ree the tieeesell2Law....witur
Trim pRoBABLE REASON.
For eeveran minute/3 the young
man did not speak., His heart was
to full. it was enough for him to
know USIA this glorious creature
loved him; that tele nati promised to
share his fate.
With a new and delighted sense of
ownership be feria -tee his eyes once
inore upon her beauty, and as ha
realized that hencefortli it would be
his privilege to provide for her wen»
h re and happiness, he could have
annoet se-ept with joy. Ills good
fortune seem incredible. Finally he
whispered, tenderly: --
"Wow did it ever happeh, darliog,
that eech ft bright, shilling angel as
yourself fell in love. with a dull, stu-
pid fellow lite me'?" *
''Gooditess knows!" she murmured
absently; "I must have a screw loose
somewhere."
"That, man calleii me a liar, a cad,
'a. scoundrel, and a, puppy. Would
ycm advise inc to fight for that?"
"By all means. There"o nothing nob-
ler in this world, young man, than
flgieting for the truth:"
$100 Reward, $reo.
The res.ders of this paper will In
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to curs In all Its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Core
is the only pocitive cur, now ettewe to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatmont u1l � Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting direct -
If upon the blood and mucous eurfao-
ez of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, aria giving
the patient strength by 'building up the
constittitir.;^ and assisting nature in do-
ing its wori,. The proprietors have
KO much faith tO its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure. Send for
list of testimonials.
Address T. J. CHENEV & CO'
Toledo, 0.
Sold by all Drtiggists, eee. •
Talm Brame Family Pills for consti-
pation.
Mrs. 1Vacnum : "How did that
naughty boy of yours hurt himself?"
Mrs. Snapper : ''That good little boy
of yours hit Elm on the head with a
ick,"
Inc Public .should bear lu mien that
Des Thomas' Beleerric 011 bas nothing in
common with the impure, dererionifing
claes of son:alert medicinal oils. It is
eminently pure and really el:a:miens-
relieve's', pain and lameuess, stiiinasa of
t bet cents and ru necles, and sores Or liurr,s,
besides being an excellent spend° for
rheumatism, coughs aud bronchial cone
plai II LS.
"Fre is an artist by profession."
"1 knaw that, but •what is he by
occupation ?"
01•00••••••••.
Linlent CUM glade;
A rich uncle's will power is
the making of a young man.
often
Litliilleg Relieves NeuralEit
He (who is going .,abroad to seek
his fortune) : ''You'll be true to toe,
won't you, 'flailing ?" She : "Ye -
yes, George -if you're successful."
One Short Puff' Clears the
flead.-Does your head ache? Have yea
pains over your eyes? Is the breath offen-
sive? These are certain symptoms of
Catarrh. Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder
will cure most stubborn eases in a mar-
vellously earn t time. 11 you've had Catarrh
a week its a sure cure, If it, of fifty years'
standing it's just es effcdtive. loceats.-57
"Were you carefully brought up,
my lad ?" asked the merchant of the
applicant for a situation. "Please,
ye4, kir, I came up in the hoist,
sir," said the respectf youth.
--
There never was. and never will be a
universal panacea, In one remedy, for
all ille to which flesh le heir—the very
&ours of many curatives being mice
that were the germs of other and dif-
ferently seated diseases rooted fa the
system ef the patiesiL—what would re-
Reve one RI, In turn es ouJd aggravate
tho other. 'We have, however. in (lain-
fne !eine, wi»e1 obtainable in a sound
unadulterated state, a remedy fur many
and envious eI5. ety its gradual and
judicious use, t"..ie frailest systems are
Jed into convalescence and strength, by
the influence which Quinit.e exerts on
1,:ature's own restoratives. It relieves
the (11'0014111g spirits of those with
whom a chronic state of morbid des-
pondency and lack of interest in life is
a disease, anti, by tranquilizing the
nerves disposes to mound mid refreshing
eleep--Imparts vigor to the action of
the blood, which beingstimulated.
coursee throughout the veins. strength-
enirs the healthy animal flinctiOna el
the system, thereby making activity a
necessary result. steer' gth en tit; the
frame, and giving life to the digestive
organs, which naturaliy demand in-
creased eubsuince--resuit, improved ap-
petite. Northrop a Lyman of Toroa•
to, have given to the public their SU,
parlor (Whittle Wiite at the usual ratei
and,- gaugal by the cipinion of scion-
il$4,44, this trine appronthee nearest per-
fection isf any in tile market. All drug-
gisti sell it.
THE. NEW HIRED MAN.
ettil't see that Man you've hired
anywhere," said Mrs, Riggs, irritab-
ly. "Here you are laid up with
rheuene,tisni, and I -need eorne more
Woied split up for nindlieg, There!
I gee a, Man way over in the crane
berey meadow. I belieVe that's
him,"
"Is •the Man standing or sitting?"
asked' Mr. Riggs.
"Standing," said hi$ Wife.
"Then the chances' are it 15 Mime
other the tiwaid, "Senlese
WS found re wasp's met."'
Teaeller (to neW acliolar)--"*Witat
does your father work ot, 3 P111111517"
Johenee-e"lrleeSse, tuatara, lie dot
work at inuthin'; he'e a policemaut"
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• EXAIVTINA'I'ION FEVER. Tompkins (fteeetietisin) "That Is
Dr, Fetterman, a Itussian medical 1.10-lar:L1*,t,rajitanecsr ..X11,)twevte':f Curt', Ire
bralulese, 1, ane-looki.g idiots, I
tbilitnk1 b;aomr twLeuetvowreatg;
married before site met yeue' rroni_
p11312 tse e : "She weer -a. Thate
my po;t.alt, when I was twenty-
three yerus old."
Little but Eestrehirtz.-Dr. Von
Stan's Pineapple Tablets ere set big man -
eons doses thet column inearious drugs or
narcotics ---they are the pure vegeiable
.liniP/..lei:P-the ec:yisinumedicinal
us fruit, and the tablets are pretered
extrect from this
euro
oatainbdigle eforstiroon.asGothine frambtoxxL.se3ifi
ceats.--56
A eerva.nt gir.1 was once given
some macaroni by sitir mistress to
preea-e for ihe table. Nothing the
girl s 51 rpri.e, the lady asted :-
"liitna't you cook macaroni et your
last Owe 7" "Cook it? We used
them things to light the gas with!"
man, has been malting observations
of echoolboys undergoing examina-
tion. Ire says that the average ef-
fect of an exaraination is to make
the pulse beat twenty to the minute
quicker.
Lewers (Wig° Freed) Nineteen,
ent Seep Powder Is a boon to any
home. Tt disinfects and cleanat
the same time.
The feetinine idea of a, spendthrift
Is another woman who lives beyond'.
her alimony. .
A„ 'Panic forihe Del, Meted -Parealsen
Veemalle P.11, ity no ine but they
magi ly 011 tIt SOCrer iong of 3 he Seely are 13
tt 1 ma: melee seemed teing the liogisie
013011114 10 11.111, Ilf 1W6011 411141 t't'st;wlu ti
411E411 to fell vieoa Miley can lie taken be
graduated mods met so nsed that they can
be diseen filmed, at any time without re-
turn (if the ailments' which they Were used
to allay.
Niece : "Now, Iln+ le Ned, isn't ' he
just, the sweetest little cherub in the
Vt o 131 ?'' Ueele : "Well, Lucy, I
don't nnow much about cherubs, but
as a si ecimen of a plain Leman
baby be is certainly a howling ' suc-
cess!"
Messrs. C. 0, Richards & Co„
YarnioutlaN . S.
Gentlemen, -In January last, Fran-
cis Leciair, one of the men employ-
ed by me, working la the lumber
woods, had a tree fall on him, crush-
ing him fearfully. lie was, when
found placed on a sled and taken
home, where grave fears were enter-
tained for his recovery, his hips being
bedly bruised and his body turned
black from his ribs to his feet. We
used MINARD'S LINIMENT on him
freely to deaden the pain, an.d with
the vse of three bottles he was com-
pletely cured and -able to return to
his work.
SAUVEUR DUVAL.
Elgin Road, L'Islet Co., Que.,
May 26th, 1393.
CONSUMPTION Ole REASON.
Smith -"Where are you going in
sach a hurry'?"
Jones -"I'm just going to attend
an intellectual feast."
Smith - "At the theatre, I sup-
pose?"
Jones -"No: at home. My wife is
going to have brains for simper."
They -Are Net Violent in Actica.-Some
peewee, wheel they wish to eleauen the
stomach, resort to Epsom and or her pit ase
%aye salts. These. 741e :mealy in their me
non, but eerve uo perniertent geed. Their
use produces incipient chiiis, ntici It per
sisted in they injure the stomach. Nor
do they act, upon the intestines in a bene-
ficial way. Parrnelee's Vegetable Pills
answeranpunmees in this respect, and
have no superior.
Claude Poppinjay : "Why, don't
you patroni e my tailor?
give you a splencld Bt." Gee Snob -
e. ley : "But docsbeuse a good ma-
terial ?" "I should erty so. Why,
I had a suit that lasted almost up
to the time I paid for it."
illuzrd's Ltd -punt Cures lititug, ei
•ORANGE LEAVES.
A remarkable industry of Paraguay
is tee preparation of essence of or-
ange leaves. More than 160 years
ago the Jesuit priests, who then
rt led t' at secluded country, import-
ed orange seees and planted groves,
wnish I ate now become immense for-
ests, filled with small eetablishments
for eatracting the esence, vbi h is
expo; ted to Fretice and the United
Stntes for use in soap a.nd perfuneeey
matt g. It is also employed by the
natives in Paragnay as a healing
ointment and a hair tame.
"Ah," sighed Mr. Olciswell, with a
languisbirg glance in the direction
of til s Pertly, "if I hail only been
born in the days of chivalry
Elie said, with is. siaill,
"weree't you ?"
84s -ridden 1 yearge.-"Tf any-
iody. wants a written guarantee from me
eersoaelly as to my wonderful cure from
• eeernatism by South American Rheumatic
Cure 1 will be the gladdest woman in the
world to give it," says Mrs. John Beau-
mont, of Elora. "1 had despaired of re-
covery ep to the time of taking this weeder -
fel remedy- It cured comp31etely."-e8
THREE MISSING NIGHTS.
"0, James Henry!" cried the little
woman . sitting up in the bed, all
tearful. "I've been keeping account,
and out al the last thirty nights
you've come home this way twenty-
seven."
Then Jarhes Henry gave a groan.
"What ere you a -groaning fore" she
Rieke, alarmed.
"Thera three nights!" says James
Hairy,
Coughing is an outward sign of
inward disease.
Cure the disease with
CorksturiptiorA
and the cough wilt stop.
Cure Rnikung
Try it too:tight. if it doettiq
benefit you, We'll ghee your
• thoney back.
Prices: 15. C. Inette
1$6,506.1;1 LeRoy, N. Ye Toronto, Carl.
16-0
nard's Linimgat fur ade avaireugra
She (ea,rneetly) : "Tt must be aw-
fully dangerous to be a sol ler:" Um
"It is indeed. The woreee are al-
ways after us."
The
perent demand For it pleaennt, safe
and reliable a utidore for all affections of
die Oreiv and lungs is fully met wi h in
Bickle's Al4ti Consumptive . ey r up. It la
a merely Vegetable Compound, and acts
promptly ewe magieally iu euedning all
coughs, colas, loom:MIAS, inflammation of
the lungg, ere. It hi so palatable that a
child will no: refuse in and it is pat at a
price that will not exclude the poor frosa
ts benell s
ni3ri1get, have you given the gold-
fish fi esh v, at er ?" ''No, maam;
what's the se?uThey haveent
• drunk up what's in there yet."
$33.00 to the Pacific Coast
Via the Chicago -Union & North-West-
ern Line from Chicago daily- during
March and April, to San Francisco.
Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Ta-
coma. Vaneorraer and other Pacifle
Coast points. Very low rates to He-
lena., Butte, Spokane, Ogden and
Salt Dake City. Corresponding low
rates from all points. Daily and per-
sonally conducted excursions in Pull: -
man tourist sleeping cars to San
Francisco, Los Angeles and Portland.
through without change, double berth
only 87.00. Cholati of routes. For
particulars address 13. PL. Bennett, 2
East King St., Toronto, Ont.
"What do you nropose to take for
your cold ?" said a lady to a sneez-
n g ge, Unman.. "Oh I'll sell it very
cheap; I won't haggle about the
prIce at all," be re, Led.
Pot Over Slxv-y Veers
MN% Wra/1101ea SOOTa LNG SYP/rr lake IN•^1b IMO le
adilions of mothers for the It523114n5 wi»i3e teeiblaa
is soothes thi: elat, infant,. 31» gr.tna. al aya awn, awe*
wind enlie. reciSates the et &soda ao7a1 howela, sad *04.54
h.st rowiedy for Plarrbres. "ri.entipare vote a tve
h.dd by druggist" thr-ughout the world. 14.- stye al
iskfor"Itiss.WIT4SLon kkt OTRILin firICIL dr." 1a -
THE IDEA 1
He: "So the engagement is broken.
off ?"
She: "Yes. Ine told her he
thoeght she should stop rearing
novels and Lead something more sob-
etantial-something that woeld im-
prove he ."
Ile : "Weil 9"
She: "Well, the idea of a man in-
timating to his fiancee that she
could Lo improted in any way !"
Foul, Leatfteente,
Disgusting Catarrh!
,SagurB fetid In 10 Mintatos
And a Radical cute,
Does your head renew nave you
pains ever your eyes? Is there a con-
stant dropping in the throat'3 is the
breath offensive? These are certain
symptoms of Catarrh. Dr. Agile W
Cntsrrha1 Powder win cure most stub-
born eases in a mar Velously short
time, If you've had criteria a week
it's a sure cure. lf it's of fifty years'
initialing it's just IA effective. 19
Or, Agnew's Pilts ore the best.
40 Dorms to cents.
Eilliard Tables
The Beet at the LOW,9114t Price
WrIta for Terme
REID GROS" Mire Co.'y
723 Keni ate. We
* 81.1,31,
BAsTEDols le ma at, Mt
VOIMITO.
Se "11=1"ZyNroffig
Mk Of ago*
tend for estate& egive extra velum
Stave Pure and 413n0inier Send for price Mt
11-04
Poultry,
Butter,
Eggs,
Honey,
Apples,
AU. sOf
FRUITS
And Farm Pro
duce generally
toosign it to te
ati.1 we tvill go
you good prices
THE
Dawson Commission Go,,
itatneentaCetennr Cee LIMI11.1
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