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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1903-12-24, Page 7TIlt REINTER FOR PEARL ME STORY Ttenle AT ree MA.NTLE, AUSTRALIA. The Best Paying Business Is t Oyeter Snell GatbereVe--A Tfad's Roperlencq. rfe cAme Aboard our steemer Freeeentle, 4 big, looeer*intect lad eighteen with face browned to t nue of beth briSk. With eon tips a mest blaekenett by long ex-posure SeVetre heat, and with sna.esive, pow erful hands obit% nom evideice. baling done reel work In tbeir tin wietee Mr. A. McKee:41e t Lendon 13efore the ship penat etied far into tee Great etu troliAn Anest of fellow pa tougers Itnew les stOrea for be boas ed ntur hie advees with a Mete beattinese which. twilled relie tee )2eonotony- oe the Mug voyage - °I'm not myself just now, I toId us in the smoking room. aft dinner. "Rye been down with fovo and info not yet. got over wondering at one ottR being alive. But I 'found two peoilg lust before I got tbo r over, oue worth ,.,460 and the otber th wor. A25'0. ee I thought 1 was en- titled to holiday. aod I left my chum, at Broome to look After other thew, end I'm going to Melbourne to heee the time of illy lire. Broome Yell know. awey up in Domeier Laud, itud itds tho beadgeortera *ha rioarling fleets. "Hew did I find tte pearls? Well IVA sny business: to laok for them. or to come nearer the tootle it's the tit'rnit of my butluess wben 1 COMO at,l'Otin One. Inn on eye:ter-shell getnerer, the best paelog bueinees on earth. 'It tale* Omit eiget huntiree notioae to equip you. hove known Mail to get out with less by getting elle Of the big !muses line Delgetty's to help ttene bie, but really you ought to hove S worth .C3,000, but no one ean get A SMART ZIEPIIEW. aMndit'ist°arirbaeid°bdtVenbecioeirtooragtellile g.°sIs 1 ertaill wealthY nta° 1)46 6et his Ee tried to do buotriess with hi d nephew up in buelness three times learned thee the beggor wAs fond of chorPognese I madup to essential to soceess In the mercontite r, e bine- but the young inan lecke sot:tett-dog friend I shoute t tot ton &MI f 11 d NrIth, open effertA e sX1 4 bet'ame beSt t he came with the fourthre- day or two got 11.04conditem: aemurred. at next day and sell it to nitit for 41040: tedy?uhl'uel'sisanne"1./Itt raetedv-te aoelely c)yuoln-- tedieeited ebaenpntUbe* aee, and af er - qUOrte. for fleancial bacteog the uncle in wincn lie agreed to bring the stem@ of But by next day he eisappeere • lie It cost me tor. eelmenpaeue and ail Your life. It would be an Jule to 0, goods, but our pearl huuter waved be I him clown, toll "Talk of something elte, Fever, 4_ for irate -me? Ale uow, the you've e_ bit on our weak spot. It's inver- t, that dOea "MetS)toepoSi our lives sh THAN ANY'rtriera piiso‘ , '41 was teetotaller evten I Orst weat to Broome. try dad's a squat- ter, and 1 was pretty strictlY io tbe blelay came out on. top en that .1'11'cludss to too to Jeep sunlit/jog dealt, you with money to carry on enter - Some one utee a doubt about the 111Tetselt111;text11111draitOlpile:1110(1, b deslyefrtrde..t irability of dealing in etolen good- neat As tLe result of Oat lost 'sneer' Pitch in on your own ee brought op. But uo remains nr: teetotaller at Broome and soon =OUT HUNDRED POUNDS In bood iet the *tart. For that you On buy your luggeo, etoelt her with a yeer'g proviiions, pay your divet hie Advance morey—a kind of 'retAin- iug feen—bire your three nfalays from the wilt ond set out. "Some or the divers are Ifidays aud some Japneese. but Oro um the littio dap all tte time. Your diver, of course, is your most nuportent man, for you remain above and ex- amine the shells while he is under the rim Seetiring your bort-net. Yoe Pay him a hundred and fifty pounds zee advance MOW and twenty pounds every ton of sbell he brings up. His work io oxeceeingly daiegereua„, hence the leme'y advance. At tbe best his UN is Ebertand sometimes tho flrst plunge ones him. He has to work id meat deptho, and the weight of water may kill him at any time. I Low Ono mon whoso diver was done for the first time he wont below:Th boot and go it annie till you pay there debts on% Wben yoe've doile that give you a cheque for en trey aitiornit to. Suet: an oxeoriencet woeld de you more good thau all ttte- matey 1 could give you new." Three montito ieter the neprew walked in with every claim re:eleted in full, and tbe untie wao delighted as he gave tbe promieed cheque. etecid stand as much liquor as tha "That's SOlnething line it 11017, aud hest at them. no 1)n:ember an tee 1 warrant you feel all the better for boats that hate been ertioaa, dome the bard traieing. How did ya remote there until Maven. -You, will. .nfletrowed moreee nneled' .n not see melt euetaieed drinking any- ew tbo gentlentoo evbere in Australio as there tten. eyerYono that there is ti'e onebing of Inink ? Drinn. iso't the word for it. ° greltt anoxic/ler nephew, Men just /Mat on litror. Broome's no Sunday-snchool ween thg ehen Ten ,o- ilehere anew, Every tine has plea- iipulth 4 into Broome, for the bad season, and luouage. TOM. ?" ter of mow and every one ittelsts on Y.. tOT Shouting to every ono eke, Let twenty men Meet in a bar, wed emit mon most consume twenty tbinho be- fore they parn You can't refuee to drink with a roan without mortolly eUeirling WM. "And if 4 Alan'S had luck, notbiog deorest liquor win do, 1 own three mos of Am -images If DISEASES The satisfaction of having tho washing done early in the day, and wdl done, belongs to every user of $unlight Soap. Ir,B vLO4TI140 ISLAND. Passengers on what is called the natiOnal rout o from Gruestrow to Goldberg, on tbe German coaet, wit- tteuSed straoge speetaele, 'winch re- called a well-known. novel by &tees Verne. A piece of teed of about 10,- 000 square yerde heSallI4 dete.elied from. the coast, and began to sail out to Sea, A curious feature the spectacie was the position nettle twenty large alder trees. Some e rep. ming. while others were al- most lying on the ground. "farce end rabbits ron hither and thither. WanoLevieosus....,to eseape ceetaet with the PROVITABLIn TREES. According to tbe Britiala on Stettgaet, tbe annual reVOntle (M. ROSS RTssyg neeRotp fan 4 he' the German Itenpire from vsnicir pc:awes OZi.000,000 aereS Of tercet laud IdIDNEY PILLS, timated at from $75.000.000 90,000.000. Wurtemberg posseeee eere$ or forest, the pro - And His Rheumatient eetd Brix' Deported tinver to Return 0, of winch in 1900 yielded e2o An`centnallY not 'dutch "lige Itoleee A Statement. the net cost of production ger than thin Ami be looked „s h 00.000. leaving a profit o 00,000, or about $4 anocre. around the Billeting reorn eta he Montreal. Quo., Den 14---(SPecl taAtion be deduced font this spoke. "You don't Always wait ter —The ilinese wid cure of Air. Georgeith„re id a dear xtr. corns:mews, Bre* the tope off Hie Robertson. of Antoino this wont of e3.60an l acre. Ot the Cdfitrent clones of bottles and pour (Iowa the nee. eity, is further and convincing Pr°°"trees the Scotch pino s tbe moet "Tho Australian government was that Rheumatism anti Dropsy are - SOS Yergel, Canadian Order of Chosen Friends „23e 20,917 22,574 3,82d 904.012. 1003 400,0001 SiteciAL INDUCEMENTS TO JOIN NOW. Apply Recorder tit your OWn town. or tRONTACHITH, W. F. 0AMPIIEL Grand corder. IIaminton. Ont., or Grane Organizer. 0 • mg YEAS ' PROGREW Ann. W..111.899 ombrot„.. V .044125. WwW. 3.9 01. 28%3804 1000 .20a0a2GA going to loterfere witl us ove th0 both the notate of Diseased Kid - Week labor queatioe. Under SOM4 rieyff. Mr. Robertson had Dropsy and sew law black/4i oro nOt allOWed to Rneumatlent for five years. He cured laud in Australlo without all manner fos Telenet:el eseeg teceene eefeued :teller. The Moldde and Juno:nese odoiigoetl. Syetalting or his ease Mr. Robe talien on our laggere &QM the sigeate•iiertson says: cold Rheum:aeon* for five near& II wide ty cultivated or miy tree. the pine and fir and the beech coming next in extent of area covered. 01 restriction% We got ever th" PIM and both diecases departed for abips Menet. and thoy never leave the, 41I hod been tuggers until Hole time is up. Tee troubled with 'horsy Australian Government connot afford to meddle with tie too much, in it did, wo would all simply tronsfer ourselees to tbe Dutch dog an4 taiwnow and it is ail owing to Dodd% If:Riney Pills. Before 1 Meade ed using them 1 could hardly Put woro nem Java woad of Broome. my feet to the floor they WerO an`Ole We aro net going to let any 'white' le° 6° Muleh from Dronsnn Aft' ;trans Australia! nonsense spoil us." wed to °IVOR at timed 60 that Tee lad walled away. An old sold- con14 not put MY coat on. Jen sitting by. looked up. "Merida 144 friend adviseo me to eee Deed. s a Wee, milicked young cub for youo* Inidney Pilla offering to pay for thent Le said. "If 1 bad bad him in roy if theY tIIU MA help mo. Before I mpany in Nate] at tte beginning had used the mond box 1 felt o the war—well, we would bane greet improvement. I toot: seven made a man of him, and clipped Ms 4 tongue a little." dorter rani a blood veasel the a TINITARRYING LAWS 4et3B.OAD. tend hael brava under PreSallre. n owner lost his hundred and fifte pounds, of course. "There is some demi* from sbark but not so much aa you would Haute although sharks do abountl b these waters. Teo divers tithe their knives down with them, and their drove seams to warn oft the sharks. But X remember ono case whore the el.:reins signelr, mooed and the Malays puliett up the lice. They found the dirazea elates ripped up and only inlet of hint left. A. Owl: had mode A. SUC0ESSFUL4 ATTACIC, ,,The three Malays control the lives , and pump for your diver, and Co genera work. Tbey aro ofteft a nixie - alto, aod it is no use denying it. SometielleS they are a. danger, too. You are moped up, month after Month, with the Asiatics, with Plena ty oti board to make It worth their ' white to got rid of you. "One continually hears cases of the white owner falling overboard, or desappearing no ono knows how. You can very °ostler offend a Malay, and he remembers it a. long time. The moment comes sooner or litter \then. his kris or a. slight push as you, are standing on the edgeof the deck finalty settles your debt. I rover wont to sleep when aboard my bigger without trst seeing that my revolver was properly- charged and placing it ready to • band for business. You train yourself to sleep light on a pearling lugger, and he would have had to be a sharp Malay who got at Inc withotit my having a shot 'first "Once a. Malay did try to rush me on, deck. We had some little cliSpete and he tried to 'finish it with a knife. I winged hira through the shoulder, and would not have hesitated to put a bullet through. his head if nee- es?tury.'' 'Are no inquiries made about such deaths ?" ono listener asked. 'Might there .not be SOMO bother with the courts?" "I would rimply swear that the man attacked -me." "But what if the other men . on board swore differently 7" .The pearl hunter looked up half contemptuously. "You're evidently a new Shunt," be said, "or you would enow by this thne that no white jury ever takes the word af . any number of niggers againstethat of a . , A WHITE MAN. Sometimes it's rough on the blacks, 1 own. "But to get back to business. If you are fortunate you may Clear z7oo a year out of your lugger, be- sides any searls you find. Our regu- lar business. is collecting the great oyster shells of the north-west, and theee are made into all manner of fancy articles. Shells are worth L220 a ton at I3oome, aid if you send them home it is said you can get from 60 to 2,2S0 a ton. But I prefer tee .C220 on the..spot. One big London firm of jewellers iii llond ' stsc•et has about a ecoee of boats al; Broome, and altogether there are about foUr hureli ed luggers there en- gaged in tf-o busiuess. "Finclieg pearls is all a inatter of chance. I know a man ,who went for 'L: 3 -ales without finell/2g one and then Ilelbled on ,a stone worth O2 - 00u. 1 our diverS steal them pretty c often it you do not keep yollr °Yes I) tri '0 0, (31). Vliere IS 0 Aralay at v 1..rcr 1.0 to-das who has a stone y s In Bronco tho Mit:tiding eresente Go With, the Divoree. "There are many =toes and inter.- esting facts regardieg the marriage and divoto laws ot foreign eenuttri- ea," says a returned travelier. "Breaches of prounso are averted in Hungto7 bef an express deelara- Hon of the Civil Marriage act (1893) that the rotations created by a be- trothal do not give the rigbt to coennand the conclusion of a marri- age, but if either party withdraws from an engagement \vithout just reasons be or sho is bound to grant compensation to the extent of tli outlay incurred. Divorce th English sense does not exist, but th courts can decree the personal separ- ation of a married couple without dissolving the bonds of matrimony. "A curious law prevailing in rrance provides that. before being married, children of a Runny, al- though over ago, shall seek. in re- spectful and formal torins the advio of their father and mother. It raakes no -difference, however, whether the consent of 'tenets is given, for the couple can be married a month after tinder any circumstances. This is also the case ie the Netherlamis. "A divorce further entitles the in nocent party to recover all the pre- sents he or she may have made. "According to the Constitutiou of the Netherlands, the civil marriage must always precede the religious ceremoey. The latter, indeed, is left entirely to the conscience of the par- ties concerned. There is also a law providing that no man or woman under 30 can marry without the con- sent of parents. If the consent be refused, the couple have to appear be- fore a Judge, who advises them: as lie thinks best. enfany countries have now abolish- ed all marriage fees. This is the case in Norway, while in, the Neth- erlands certain days M the week are set apart when persous may be mar- ried without payinent.'"' boxes in all and 1 don't know wind it is to be sick since." The teacher of a country xebec' aened his pupils one day if any of them could tell him who Joan of Are was. The quention was followed by profound ailence. Some of the ;:upils stared tbo teaeher, and some turned nntl stared at one another, as if seentufr the hdormation in tto faces around them. lethally a boy burst out with : "Oh. yea I Itnow— she was Inoah's wife." A sebool-teacher reeelvod tbe fol- lowing note from the mother of one of her pupils: "Dear Mis, You writ me about whiping Sammy. I hereby give you permission to beet him up eny time it Is necessary to learn him ° looms. Ho is juste like his father— ° you bare to learn him with a elubb. ° Pound notes.° into Min. I waste him to git it, and don't pay no atension to wbat his father says. 11.1 handle bim." THE FIRST BABY. Whet joy there is in the home when. the first baby comes, and yet to the young and inexperienced mother who has to care for it there is no- other period -of her life so trying; In the little ills that are ,certain to come the inexperienced mother scarcely knows what to do. To the young mother—to all motherS—Ilaby's Own Tablets are a real bleSsing. They promptly Cure such troubles as con- stipation, colic, sour stomach, diar- rhoea, and simple fevers. They break up colds, destroy werms, allay the irritation accompanying the cutting of teeth and prevent more serious ills. These Tablets are sold under a guarantee to contain no opiate, nor any other of the harmful drugs al - way e found in the. so-called "sooth- ing' medicinefg. They are good for all children from the new born babe to the well grown eland. If you do not .find the Tablets at your meth- ine dealers send 25 cents to The r. Williams Medicine do., Dr ock, e, Ont., and a box will be mailed ou post paid. STA= Or Onto. COY Or TOLEDO. Loves doxisev. . 4145 MANIC J. CILMNIOY makes oath that be Is senior partner of the Ana of P. J. CIIISNEY & doing business In the City of Toledo, (Sontag and State aforesaid. and that said Arta will pay the aunt of ONE ntlelnitoo 1)01.0. .1rAnS for each and every ease of Clike TARIM that cannot be cured by the ese of HALL'S CATABRIT PRAXIS J. 011IeleallZ. Sworn to before me and subscribed in nor presence, this Gth day of December. A.D. 1St36. A. W. orx,Asox. Notarli Puha*, t SEAT. : Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter- nally, and acts directly ea the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system, Send for testimonials, free. . • P. J. °HONEY dr. CO., Toledo, O. Sold by all Druggists, 75c. Psanily Pills are the best. He: "Yes, I need only talk with a. lady fifteen minntes, and I know just what he thinks Of me." She z "But you must lad it very unpleasant. Worms derang ethewhole system. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator de- ranges worms, and gives rest to thesuffer er. It only costs 25 cents to try it and be convince(1. amber or ebony, and some are choicely enamelled. Handsome glass- es are made to order set in ivory or mother-of-pearl, or in the costly woods used for the best work. The frames of glabses for ordinary pur- poses are of oak, cherry, or walnut. Piles ourool in 2 to 6 nights: - One application gives relief, Dr, Agnew's Ointment is a boen for Belting *Piles, or Blind, Bleeding Piles. It relieves quickly and permanently. In skin eruptions it steads without a rival. Thousands of testirnollials if you want evidence. 35 0e0ts.-23 tlinf COLLF.CTION OF rms. t the Prison ot St. Pout. ot, , England, there is a curious 'un- ion or pens. They are the pens ith which tho executioners lio.ve teal the regulation receipts for isones handed over to them be guluotined. M eneh exeell- tion a. Smelt pen is used for the pur- pose, and the ink is left dry upon it. olrbat does your wife say when iyou come home late?" "Do you !expect me to reel off a. thretovolun 'serial at a, moment's notice?" . •I'egrall," said Ms. ",your. lady friend mustn't stay so late hereafter. Her upreatioes laugliter won* me up at one onlock this morning." "Yes, mum; I Was tell.. in' her about !tow you tried to make a cake wan day." .& Tonic for the DeWitt:own—Pa:melees \reptant' Pale by tietine malty but thor euehly on tbe seeretions of the bely area tonie. etimulning the leegin,rs moons to emelt:end station and reetoring' them to full vigor. They ean be taken in gradiutted Oases end sa 11.3mt that they cau be discontinuedot any time without re- turn of the albuenta wince they were used to AMU: and.* The Bride "Fetes say you only married me bemuse had motey.4.' Groom: "Nonsense. h1y prituipal reason for marrying you wa.s beet:toe 1 had none." iMinard's Liniment Cures Ceids, etc, .1.1.101•••• Mistress : "Mary, didn't 1 see you talking to the polleerawa this morn- ing ?" Mary : "No, ma'am; it was Lim talking to me." Tbe Public Amulet bear in mina that Dr. Themes' Folectric Oil has nothing it common with the impnre, deteriorating class of sacalled medicinal oils. It is eminently pure and really eilicacious— relieving pain and lameness. stiffness of he jeintS and muscles, and sores or hurts, besides being an excellent specille for rheumatism, coughs and bronchial com plaints. "HOW is your new house getting On ?" "First-rate. We've got the roof and the mortgage on. I think we shall lave the litchen range and the bailiffs in before the year is out." A Veteran's Stoley..--George Lewis, of Shamokin, Pa' . writes: "I am eighty years Of age. 1 hare been troubled with Catarrh for fifty years, and in my time have used a great many catarrh cures, but never had any velief until I used Da Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. One box cored me completely." 50 cents.—e5 ;, TO IMITATE FATHER TIME. Despite the prevalence of clocks and watches, numbers of sand time -glass- es are now sold. Theo, ,with a three-ioloute gauge, area regular ac- companiment of the egg-boilerS and eggsetandS of rich bronze or copper now popular for table use. Many sand glasses are in favor for indicat- ing the length of time the tea must draw, or tha exact mimber of utes the coffee must "stand." Many housewives use a sand -glass when preparing saoces for delicate :fish dishes or making dainty omelets and sweetS, apt to spoil in the breadth oi a seemed's overcooklng or n,ader- cookilig. The sand -glass is a pic- turesque table equipment, performing s duties miiselessly, and giving a mantic, time-honored se ggeb 11 011 at chimes in appropriai ely. with e simple antique ft-1mi sh gs 1101 111 7ogne. S an ,F "1331-10-ee toot.; now find places in sit tingereoMs and bed- rooms, and are installed on many dcsksi d dreSsing-tabics i fashion- able 11 ()1 ses. nine-gl asses, nloun 1011 in 0 Py decore tiyo p Onx 104n, arc sold far 1 iii bus (10 3. Qualut Oriental hour -glasses are mallet ed in Photographer : "Don't assume such it a fierce expreesion, Look pleasant."' , Murphy : "Not I.- 'M „„ y wife is going to "end one of theke pictures to 1.•.e1 mother, and if 1 look Pleasant she'll th come and 'stay with us.” Far Over 5ixty Years gag. WiNaLOtra 11o0:1111.1 trIrul? hag been imod paillionft of mothera 'for thOft oh,ildt•en while cRethIng,. Itaoahao the (Auld, $;of teal Mao atME, at),ays pato, ourel wiotl 1001)1 31. 0313:/t0/11,1,01bt)W015, /r5 beet remedy ibr ant --1v Otota a tad* Sold tc' atatto,inth tltrourchout tha WOW. Ika euro autt unit, fo4 " Mita, WIII.Ovi'1.5002141311) Ett/t ?fr." ,23-Wai 1 A11i IN ash Basins, Pans Any nro* MT ON OtleS Mr. Oldboy mates 0, h aezertieri 1 will uleetreme t r." Presitleut 11 "Mr. doties, aU you to order. Our bye -Iowa do not allow you to go Met 1.41`.." %TOWS "Thou I call Mr. Oldlmr a liar as far as it is permitted be -the bye-laws01 this aeso: lation," 0413 ettipply You TTi KI)07C,% 1-4 'fa siaal 'PUN tIUUVNII fq it191; ameip/ vanulas JO Roan() sex. / et1VII3 'Ilirametaae. eettliVNIN seg eagle 10 55O je plUfla SUAL wilevrr 'a Ira %coignes .tillivsive dero pa eStr4 pug et to pene eeet. ^ Mot er :"You need not Noe guar - relied with that boy. I told you al- WON'S to Al1,141.: bef,Wei speetinge" Small Boy 1 "Ole 1(Al 1 I claret 4 ray 4 WOrd till I thunk up a, uhtle.d Jot of nameto call him." Corns cause irtolerable pain. Mato - wars Corn Our removes the trouble, Try it, and see what au MUQUIlt of pain is saved. The Boss : "So you want a iob do you ? What ran you do ?" cant : "Nothing in partieular—but, then, work is not so much au object as good wages." To Starve is a Fallacy.—The dictum to stop =Ong because yen 1.4V4,1;141. iestioa bee long since been exploded. :Sr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets introduced a new era in the treatment of stomach troubles. It has proved thet one may eat his fill Of azything nod everything be relisbes, told one tablet taken after the meal will aid the stomach in doing Its work. Go in a box, es 1.1.0014,a "Your hair is always so hand- somely dressed, nth. You must de- vote a good deal of attention to it." "Yes, I must confess my Lead is my chief weakness !" itlinard's Liniment Cures Ili:tenor. Captain (to squad of recruits) : "You knock-kneed, big -footed idiots, you are not worthy of being drilled by a captain; what you need is ,a monkey to drill you. Lieutenant, you take charge of them." Why will you allow a cough to lacerate yoor throat and lungs and run the risk of filling a consuniptive's, gravel when, by the timely use of Bickle'ri AntoConstimp- tive 4rup the pain can be allayed and the clanger avoided. This Syrill) is pleasant to the taste, and unsurpassed for relieving healing and coring- all affections of ' the throat and lunge, colds, coughs, bron etc.. etc. Mr. Oldbeau (about to go on a journey): "Now, darling, I want you to try not to worry. while I am away en Me Young Wife (thought- lessly) : "I'll try my very best eot to, dear, but. you koiow. how 'foolish we women sometimes are." You can't cure a cough or cold from the outside :You must cure it through the blood, Shiloh's Cat -mourn tit In CureThe Lag Tonic is the .only remedy that will do this. It gets right to the root of the rouble, It is guaranteed to cure, Prices 25c., 50o and 31,00 1 TNiY S. C. WELLS St....CO. Toronto, C1n. LtRoy, Yeirley1 "co tote, usage WI let you bale neat 1t4bt eix none 'ono. 5'oe said you w4lnted it for a lte only." Wage: Olold tho truth. 1 Ctient imee it ID. [Illy po-sx'Sdell MOI10 then belt en hour." Fan the Ownve7;:;o41.--Wirer, an the causes cal despeuenuey and melanelioly. A. diseniere4 liver In arm came andapritue one. A. dieeriered liver moue. a, dine. tiered bt0414121o. and a itieerdezial iStMatil.• LICZIUS dionrliance of the iterVell547atent. 1101 hriege the \limb bady lute subject don and tho victim feels eleit all overt Parmelee's Vegetoble ars rellni $117.td remedy in due sZatc mai relief will fulow their me. Attie Boy; "How old are yoll ?" .Antigre (conft : "Yon hould not ask a lady how ted ate ." • : "01; 'mow met, 1' yoluig areaTou • .1 'Liniment Nes Elatilleria, 'Ana at laet tiny ogeved to tarty." She "Yee and it wee the last thing thy agired on." KOMI IR ..mes;a it lent your etallitielatt to wear those pretty birde' oings on your hat ?" "It does a little, be- come they are oot real *MeV. They aro orey clever imitations." Wash greasy dishes, pots or pans with Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It will remove the grease with tha greateat ens*. nuettontre "Why does 't that spirt - :ter, Mies Drown., (nal at ye* enem aey mote ?" Grozer ; "One of my seopmen insulted her." Custom- er : "How ?" Oro, er : "SI e ot er- Lewd lum telling someone that she was our oldest customer." Heart :ase Most SuddeAniimanedatDs.angerous of Dr. Agnew's Heart Cure relieves in eo Modes. Stealthy as a thief in the night, heart disease heralds its coming only by tho deadly grip it lays upon its victims. If you have palpitation, short breath, smothering spells, or vertigo, do not de - ley the use of Dr. Agnew's Heart Cure. It will relieve every case in 30 minutes and will radically cure ninety-five per cent. of those affected. It is a perfect remedy for nerves and stomach. a Dr. Agnew's Ointment cures all skin eruptions, 35c. 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