HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1903-8-13, Page 3OT -IT OP WORK,
A laboring snare out of work and
hungry. went one morning into the
surgery, of a doctor, sat dOWn. and
,eked to have..one of his teeth taken
out. The doctor opened the man's
mouth and looked at his: teeth, but,
seein nothing amiss stud :
""Watch is the tooth, friend ?'"
"Oh, e'er a one you like, sir 1,.
said the Man. "I've got nothing.
for 'QM to do, so' I though I might
no well get rid on 'eel,."
The doctor did 'not charge his
Patient anything for looking into.
his mouth, but gave him a quarter,
and told him to go and get his teeth
sti job for one flay, at all .events.
aQT W AT 9 ,FAA -
go Vim, No Snap, No Energy,
>vXsrtion Drer.decl ,atn,d Work.-
,Shuped,
"Fagged right out." is an appro,
priato way to express the feelings of
tetany peoPle during the hot ,ammer
months„ No strength, no Alger, no
fnap. no aan'pition, too weary to
work and too languid to take any
keen pleasure in life, You need a.
tonic for this summer fag. and the
N•ery Rest sunuae>, tonia in tine timid
Is Dr. 'Williams* Fink falls for Pale
People. Esery dose makes new rich
blood, tones the nerves, sharpens the
aplpetite. etitrta,lates the liver and
bapisa;es weekiwe€s aryl weariness,
eadagbo, backaeltQs, laugher acid
tbspslnats:ncy, The only tonic that
Sart do this for yen is Dr, Williams'
"Malt Pills. it's a waste of Tilney to
'experiment with anytidng else. aIr.
Louis Poueet, Grand Etnng, N. S.,
frays; "I was very much nm down in
health and "was weak and easily
tired. Zly' appetite was variable,
any nerves unstrung and 1 -often felt
it complete indisposition to work,
"iter trying several rnedleines with-
out Vex -atilt. I deelrled to try Dr. 1l"il-
Mame' Pink fills. and after taking a
few boxes I felt, better than I 'had
done for months. and equal to any
exertion. I dont know anything to
equal Pr. Williams' Pink fills when
one fells fagged out."
You ran get the pills front any
dealer in medicine. or they will be
cent paidat tie cents a box, or six
boxes for $2.;#A by writing direct to
the Dr. 'a1"ill'ti !•ediclrn Co.,
Br;ekvi'.Ise, Ont. Be sure you get
the genuine with Orr full nae "Dr.
\kflliarpns' rink rills for Pak Peo-
ple on the •tvrarp!ttcr around the box.
Results from common soaps1
eczema, coarse hands, ragged
clothes, shrunken flannels,
Gil
WOMAN:
The London Express prints this
poem. with a double reading. Read
it as it stands and woman is highly
flattered, but read alternate lines
(one • and three, two and four of eaeb:
verse) • and the sentiment is very
Hauch the reverse:
Ileppy a man may Pass his life
If he's directed by a Wife;
If free froze, matrimonial chains.
RED 1VE5 ire"s sure to suffer for his pains.
Na tongue is able to unfold
1;'1 ZNias.� The virtues- in woman you behold;'
The falsehoods that in woman dwell
Are almost imperceptible.
Asst ter the octagon Vale
t-, f:
than by smothering the flames% by
Woolen febries, This is especially
apt to be the case if there isno
woolen underwear to protect the
skin..
The prevention of severe berm. es
in the case of other accidents. often,
Lies in one's having thought out be-
forehand what would best pe done in
case the need for immediate action
should (Cour,
On the oeeurrence of a severe burn
every precaution should be taken to
prevent the disturbance of the
I,tprxaetl area from farther harm from
rubbing or front stripping off the
plastered skin. Ne 'raw surface must
be Heade if that ,can possibly be pre•-
ventedi. Clothing should :ie out
away quickly but cautions.y. Patti
t$ less severe if the wound is, 11re-
te' test from the air.
The most eonrinon remedy is the
use Qf 501110 uuirrltating oily pre-
paration.
irepar•atiion. A mixture of equal parts
of olive -Oil end lime -water is a good
reanccly, os a thick layer of powdered
starch. Pulverized boracie acid may
serve oven better as a means, for
preventing disturbance of the horned
area and infection from the floating
rgarlasrlas cif the air,-•ltouth.a Com,-
nion.
DRIsTS.
Surface S'caould 1 e Plunged mato
Cold Water.
The ill effects sustained from a
loam very in accordance with t u
extent of the area involved, soul ac-
cording to its location. Surgeons
have come to :r'egar'd a burn of the
skin surface as usually fatal when,
its extent is greater than a tenth e1:'
the body surface.
Tater severest burns usually origin-
ate from scalding by steam, from
explosions, and particularly from
Clothing which has caught tire. The
common use of gasoline, rrllphthns
and benzine for cleaning purposeu, all
Of which are highly inflammable. and 9
the vapor front 'which is explosive,
makes severe burns from thein torn--
mon.
onsmon.
No accident denla ids more prompt
intervention, if one would limit its
severity, than a burn of any kind.
The skin is able to endure momen-
tarily the direct application of heat
Of a degree very' heel, above what
might be Wined destructive heat be-
cause of the moisture of the epider-
leis, which Covers the true shin
more or less thickly; most thickly of
course on the paints of the hands
and soles of the feet. As soon as
all .moieture is completely evaporat-
ed, a high degree of heat causes the
destructive process to begin.
Wherever possible a burned surface
should bo immediately plunged into
water,, preferably cold. Water is an
excellent conductor of beat, and is
one most generally available. After
the lapse. of but a few seconds from
the timo of burning such a remedy
will have lost its virtue. One in-
stinctively applies this remedy when
on scorching his linger he immediate-
ly lays it on the tongue. The depth
of the burn is thus greatly lessened,
and destruction of the entire thick-
ness of the skin is prevented.
So many severe burns • have their
origin from the kitchen grate, along-
side which there is ordinarily a
running water -tap, that it seems
strange that the latter is not more
frequently utilized. A flimsy cotton
garment, for example, which catches
lire Is extinguished by water with
much less damage _.to the wearer
CHOLERA INFANTUTM.
Cholera infantum is ono of the
most dreaded diseases of infancy. It
fs prevalent during the heat of sum -
niter in spite of all the care mothers
may take to guard against it, and
it - sometimes ' progresses' 'so quickly,
that death occurs in a few hours no
Wetter what care is given the child,
The first thing to do is to stop feed,
ing the. child and give himrplentyLol
fresh air a
nd purew.
ater to drink.
nn
k
.
Gave Baby's Own Tablets to carry
off the poison in the system. Do not
"under any citc
utnstances.give a medi
cine to check the diarrhoea, except
under the .advice of a doctor. By
using, Baby's Own Tablets the cause
of the diarrhoea will be removed,
and the disease will thus bo checker)
in a natural manner. Proof that
the Tablets cure this too often fatal
trouble is given by Mrs. Herbert
Burnham, Smith's Falls, Ont., who
says:"When my eldest child • way
six weeks old he had an attack of
cholera infantum and was at death's
door. My doctor advised me to try.
Baby's Own Tablets and in twenty,r
° .lour lours baby was better; the vote-
' iting and purging ceased and he re.,
gained strength rapidly.".
{ use--
:Keep tile. Tablets in thC',h0
their: prompt use;may` save your lit-
tle one's life. Soldby medicine
'dealers or sent postpaid at 25 cents
s'belt- ti,- writ -keg 'rho• DrWilliams"
111edieino`"Co.'. Brockville, Ont
Ill:, DID'T GUESS IT.
"Arad so you refuse roe?"
"I must."'
is because I ane poor, 1,. pry
, that is not the reason."
G"Be: atts"•;e soy family= is less aristo-
r.atio thou yours. peelaalrs ?"
"No."
"I eve, You want to merry
tufo,"
"No. l' have co such ambition."
ib nt 1 Very strange 1 Then why
it you refuse enc, ?"
"it's herattete I can't bear the eight
of you,"
IT REM LIKE A 111BARIE
ONLY DO3?D'S KIDNEY RILLS
ARE DOING SIMILAR,
T NGS DAILY.
muben Draper's Gravel Cured
Three Years Ago it Sias Never
Colne flack.
Bristol P. 0.. Quebec, An liat 8.s-
(Spccial),.-•Iieuhen Draper., well-
knoren here, tells a story of his cure
of a bad ceiso of gravel that would
be considered miraculous if similar
cures by Dodirs Kidney Villa Were
not being reported almost daily.
-" about three yenta ago," says ltr.
Draper, "I was taken ill with what
I thought was gravel. I was suffer-
ing great pain, and the depths-
sent
ectarsent for gave me but little relief.
Another doctor 'I tried failed to cure
nap, and I was getting weaker all the
time.
"Then a man aidrviscd me to try
Dodd's 'Kidney Pills as thoy had
cured his mother, and I did so. In
just one week after 1 started using
thorn, I passed a stone as large as
a annoll bean, and in four days after
T passed another about the size of a
grain of barley. That is two years
ago, and I have not had any trouble
since,"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all ail
meets of the bladder 9hd urinary on
gars.
1
"It's funny our minister never gets
married,"' remarked the young hus-
band, who had just 'refused his wife
a bonnet, in his. endeavor to change
the subject. "I think he'd make a
good husband." "Well," replied the
wife, warmly, "he didn't seen to
make a very good one when he mar-
ried us."
A Cure for Rheumatism.—The intrusion
of uric acid into the blood vessels is a
fruitful cause of rheumatic pains. This
irregularity is owing to a deranged and
unhealthy condition of the liver. Any
one subject to this painful affection will
find a remedy in Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills. Theiraction upon the kidneys is
pronounced and most beneficial, and by
restoring healthy action, they correct im-
purities in the blood.
Women envy a man When they see
the contented look on his face as he
carelessly poses with his hands in
his pockets and whistles.
I was. Cured of:'painful Goitre by
lif'INARD'S' 'LI"M1 -MONT.
D ARD MdMULLIN.
Ohatham, Ont. .•
1 was Cured of Inflammation b;
41IINA.11.D'S LINIMENT.
MBS: W. w .TO.I NSON,
N
t alsh Ont. •
Neuralgia
Iwas Cured of Facial l�euralgfa, 7-,y
T'-
�1A IA + N
MLI RD'S L 2n11{17 T.
J. H. BAILEY.
Parksdale, Ont.
749
The Amateur Lecturer : "My mis-
guided friend, do you not know that
success is only achieved by hard la-
bor ?" Roving Ike : "I done six
months of it at a stretch, an' come
out no richer'n when 1 went in."-
They Cleanse the System Thoroughly-
Parmelee's Vegetable etable Pills clear the stom-
ach bowe1es of bilious matter, - caus-
acha
excretory vessels to throw off'. impuri-
tiesetc y puri-
ties from the blood into the bowels and
expel the deleterious mass from the body.
They do this without pain or inconven-
ience to the patient, who speedily -realizes
their good offices as soon as they begin, to
take' affect. • They basin strong recoilt-
mendetions from all kinds of people.
In woman', heart you'll see appear
Truth, darling of .a heart, sincere;
Iiypoerisy, deceit and pride,
In woman never can abide.
Deafness Cannot Bo Cured
by local applleetioras as they eannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear -
1 fere is only one way to cure deafness.
and that is' by cm-isolate:mai remotes.
Deafness is eaused ey an inttaiu-edl eon*
dittos of the mucous lining of the Vas-
tachiaP Tithe. ltilien this tette is fraftatn-
ed you huve a rumbling sound or lees
perfect hearing, mad when it is entirely
Flom& sleafneerrs is fhe result, and ne-
less, the luneennmtion caro be taken oet
aiul. this; tube. restored to its normat
coracixti,an. hes.riew wilt to destruyeat fore
ever. time cases out of ten aro caused
by Catarrh. wiaich is nothing but an
irifia,rted corrttttioa of the rieueous scr-
vices.
11,e will give one fluttered Donors for
atny case of Deafness tcausnd by catarrh)
that catuaot be cured by Hein) Catarrh
s=ure. berth for circ ,fairs free.
b°. •a. tetltaNI. V " (h Togo,. Q.
Solei ti 1rxggists, Tee.
Ilidi'a by_ 1"alts are rho beet,
erasx s.*
liforcer : ""it} von ever have
experience with a; long -tester'?" We
tell "Yes. i've walked the floor
ruany a night with several of theirs"
Per over Sixty Veers
Alas, Wonueees ilaensure Avner ism beni hoes) bf
mimeos et loonier* for tt}f.r children while carafes,
Pee-3ANi l.li? ,-h:1 ref too Oise -ems, 44pp-sn. elms
*lad Ode. reyylstesttesleto ch cae3 basals, sed is fuse
best ramal, ter tlt,,rriner, 'esentetine oohs a beth"
',Atter,A" Mew. �ih »itoii ea i t3 a r," ure t
Greene 1 "ITow 'lid J ones come to
marry that red -beaded girl ?" White
"Poor ,Tones didn't notice it; llo its
color blind."'
CLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT
IC - aaTes all hard. Batt or ctellouisl lams*
•„. ta,oanlsboa from herait"s, ls".oad *Win.
«.1 ''•c. splints, ring tone, sweca:r, stftles,.
,::t;a, sercand swollen throat, ceutih , i c.
ilaveVie Q7 u,o of one tants. Wsrratreed
the most wonderful woaiislt. Curs OM
nat9WA,
110T TO Iii: SCARED.
Papa Mending wens a pretty sharp
eye on Ms daughter Mary, and litany
a would -he lover llas taken a walk
for a few minutes' conversation with
the hard-hearted parent.
"Yoll seem like a nice young num.
and perhaps you are in love with
Mary?"
"Yen, I am,” was the honest reply.
"Haven't said anything to her yet,
have you?"
"Well, no; but I think she recipro-
cates ley affection."
"Pees, eh? Well, let mal tell you
something. IIer mother died a tuns,
tic and there's no doubt that Mary
bus inherited her insanity."
"X'm willing to take chances," re-
plied the lover.
"Yes; but, you see. Mary hns a
terrible temper. Sho has twico
drawn a knife on me with intent to
commit murder."
"I'm used to that—got a. sister
just like her," was the answer.
"And you should know that I have
sworn a solemn oath not to give
Mary a penny of my property," con-
tinued the father.
"Well, I'd rather start poor and
build up. 'There's more romance in
it, Mr. Bending," continued the loc'-
cr. "I've heard all this before, and
also that you were on trial for for-
gery, had to run away to Anterioa
for bigamy, and served a year in
prison for cattle -stealing. I'm going
to marry into your family to give
you a decent. reputation! Them -no
thanks--good-byel "'
"Foiled again!" muttered the
father.
"Sure," said Patrick, rubbing his
head with delight at the prospect of
a prosent, "I always mane to do me
duty." "I believe you," replied his
employer; "and therefore I shall
snake you a present of all you have
stolen from me during the year."
"Thank yer honor," replied Pat;
f"and may all your friends and ac-
quaintances trate you as liberally,"
Mrs. De Platte: "Dr. Knowall says
milk should not be used in large
quantities, because it makes the hair
fall out. Do you believe that ?"
Mrs.. Suburb' "Dear me ! It might
be. Our cow sheds its coat dread-
fully."
Lifebuoy Soap --disinfectant — is'
strongly recommended by the medi-
cal profession as a safeguard against
infectiois- diseases.
The lover ° who . is- fired- with pas-
.
ion for the daughter is often put
out by the father.
•
There never wits.. and never,, will .ht s,
universal panacea, in one remedy, for all
Ills to which flesh is:heir--the very nature
f manS curatives being
such uch that were
thegerms of.other end differently seated
diseases rooted in the system of the
atient—what would relieve one ill, in
turn would aggravate the other, Wei
have, however, ni Quinine Wine, when
obtain able in a sound .unadulterated
rate, a remedy for many anti erevious ills.
y its gradual and judicious use, the
frailest, systems are led into convalescence
and strength, by the influence which Qua•
nine exerts oni\ature's owl restoratives.
t relieves the drooping spirits of those
with whonfa chronic state of morbid des-
pondency and lack of interest in 110.i 13 ac
disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves,
disposes to sound and refreshing . sleep—
imparts vigor to the, action .of the blood,
which being stimulated, courses thronen.
out the veins, strengthening the healthy
animal functions of the system, ,thereby
akin activity a necessary : reset
13 and giving lif
frame, y
snaking
the S
frett"i theniu
l3 g
na
turall
,� .l It
avec
to flea dt�,estye organs,
einttnd increased s bscauce-result,' iter
Nortliro &; Isymct,tl 'o)
roved', ecice. P
PP 'DrOlcO have given to
the
P
u
u
lzc
th
eli
uperior.QainiuWine at the usualrate;
•imnd,$9gCi )y tbe Oplnion of .seien1lst
•
Usti wine -approaches .mpaIAL,hCs tieeeG perfection el
nn il srlet'*11 drangslasell
it.
Each c ,est of Blue Ribbon Tea is
with lead. — the tea poured in and a
sheet of lead placed on top and cored
clown* No air or moisture can possibly
each
Ribbon
Iue
ey on Te
Th D
are retained a so-
utely unimpairect. The richness, delicacy and
creamytaste
all there to cheer and solace every moment you wan *
Dlacit
Mixed
Clay ion Gree
IForty Cents
Should be Fifty
11uws--"Does your slaughter Mitts
onthe piano?" Old Fanner tin
tones of deep disgust)—"Nu sir. Sho
works oak, it, pounds on it, raked it,
scrapes it, jumps on it. and roil
over it; but there's no play :thou
it, Sir."
Niinard's Liniment Is used b Physician
Clarence (cautiously.): "Would—er.
—if I were to ask you to marry Me
-- ere•would you be sure to say
'Yes'?" Clarissa (also cautiously):
"Well. if 1 were to say 'yes'—ere•
would, you be Elbe to ask. me to—er
—marry you ?"
Ask far MInard's and take nu other,
71trs. Them : "That girl broke only
one dish to -day." 'licks : "How
did that lutppetl ?" Mrs. Hicks :.
"It was the only one left."
There is danger in neglecting a cold
Many who have died of consumption dated
their troubles from exposure. followed by
amid which settled ou their iuns;s, and in.
n short time they were berried the skill of
the best physician. lied they used Nickles'
Anti•Consuml1ttive Syrup, before .it WAS
too lute, their lives would have loess
spared. This medicine has no equal for
miring coughs, colds and all affections of
the throat and lungs.
Take the Backache nut a " Cleaning,
They are absolutely the beat brushes honey can buy—the be
made—backs do not warp off bristles do not fall ottt
I3oecklfs Scrubbing Brushes. . Your grocer sells thein.
None Genuine Without HRme "Bosokh" on hack: of Smelt'
Shopkeeper—"What can I show
you, sir?" Absent-minded Professor
—"I want—let axe see, what do I
want? Dear me! I can't for the life
of me remember what it is
'Nell, well, it doesn't matter; give
me the nearest thing you have to
it."
Few Flies Last year
No Flies this year
if you N230
Wilson's
Fly Dads
PACTS ABOUT GIANTS.
That very few of the giants who
have ever lived have been healthy
or well-forxned recent researches
prove,beyond a doubt. All we know
about Goliath is that he was very
tall, but in the Second Book • of
Kings we read about another giant,
who had more fingers than an ordin-
ary human being, and, according to
'modern scientists, this is invariably
a token of degeneracy.
4arcel Don -
nal •saw at Milan ag iant who was
so tall that hisbody riled two beds
at night, but whose legs were so
weak that he could hardly stand. up-
tight. William Evans, the gigantic
porter of` Charles I., ' had little
strength, and Cromwell's porter, an-
other giant, ended his days in .a lun-
atic asylum. Dinally, O'13ri,. , the
Irish giant, has been described as
"an enormous sick child. . who grew
up too fast."
Boothby: "What are you thinking
about Ethel? Miss Wbarringford
"About our wedding. I, wanted to
ask a favor of you." Boothby' "Any-
thing, dearest," Miss •Warringford;
Nell,
I don't want to change my
name to Mrs. Henry' Boothby, I.
want you to change yours to Mr.
Ethel Warringford."
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int in he s
Lem
ads � t
icor 4
Kelp
•
CUR
BRANDS.
KinEdward
tfVi4
t' Little Comet"
Nothing jolts alovelorn youth like
asking for a girl's hand.and receiv-
ing her father's .foot.
Tell the Deaf.—Mr. J. F. Eellook,
Druggist, Perth, writes- "A customer of
urine having been cured of deafness by the
use of Dr. Thomare Eelectric Oil, wrote to
Ireland telling his friends there of she
cure, In consequence I received an order
to send half a dozen by express to Wex-
ford, Ireland, this week."
Mother: "Is your teacher married,
Ethel ?" Little Girl : "I think so.
He always wears the same clothes."
Minard's Liniment Lumberman's Friend
"Titus, you were talking in your
sleep last night, and you frequently
spoke in terms of endearment to a
certain Eupheania. Who is Euphem-
ta?" t'Wby, my dear, that was rn,y
—my sister's name." "Titus! your
sister's name was Jane." "Yes,
dear, but we called her Euphoria
for short."
Easy -
Running
Bali
Bearing.
New
Century
Washer.
lj
Runs easy u tis ball
..)))
a because f
I.•
b
bearing!e'
'Washes all clothes clean
even the heavy ones Mor-
i oughly - even the dainty
ooes mthout harm. ,f
�t1 Aak�your hardware dealer W 1
/. \ show it to you or Bend
t for booklet to
�. ..
`. 'ThcDowswellMrg.Co.,Ltd . ,
i{ e.
`•�r Remittee, Ont. �,
If scientific prinoipale count for anything
the patent inflated air pad 'trues should be a.
seems. It holds- the parts in such positi ,u
that with fair play they must heal. ' It is linpt.
end comfortable to wear, and your confrietee
is restored the moment it it adjusted.. You
can recnro it only from the Belt- and Truss
Mfg. Co;i, hernia Specialists. i33/Sparl ne
billiard Tables
Tho "lost at the Lowest Price
Write for Terms
REID
BROS., fi� !f g Co.'y
753 tams it. W.
ORANGES LEMONS
We have Mexicans, WE
California Navels, HAVE
Valencies, and THE
Sevilles. t4 BEST
Carload every week. All. the above at
market prices. We can also handle your
IButter, Egga, Poultry,
Maple Syrup and other produce to advan.
tage for you.
ON DAWSON COMMISSION CO., Limited.,
`Oqr. West Market it,. TOt:ONTQ.
1-45
Good Things to Eat on the Lawn
Potted Hero, Beet add Teague, Os Tongue
(whole), Voal Loaf Dcvifed Sam, Brisket
Beef Sliced Smelted Beel.
Alt Natural ` Flavor Foods. , Palatable and
wholesome. Your grocer should have theca.
Send fi' o2o grecreTor rdbh '.bl Atlas of the
o g lltuko Good
wool . $rt t"- o booklet w to
things to Eat"-�ec.
Libby,•Merisill S. Libby, Chicago.
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