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It came into my pessessiou on the
death or any realer, juet as he had
received it teem greedlether
Years Wore, His one great desire
bed been to live to open it hireeelf,
but thet Could not be, for it wee
asking of uature too toeg 4 leAso ;
so it fell to me to carry eut the will
ed 4 man who hacl beennewly five
hundred yeare deed, I cep see it
now, with its eilver tipped careers
and heavy hinges, and teengraving
on the plete te, the top, an itescrip-
tion which I read over and over and
over again mita it became start:Med
144on the tablets ot meneory never
ite be effacea, They call me mad.
yet I could reproduce that iescripe
teen, word for word, awl letter for
letter -0.7e. 1 wille.that the reader
May ltnige for hirnSelf Coneeraing
Mental state t
"On this first day ot April, in the
year of oure Lorde a thousand thre
laundred and four score awl onne.
Godfrey. soled this box 'with neyne
Csewne heed, and 1 wille and tom
--
mooed Oat it be not opende until
bore hundred oerea to a day from
this teems. I do 41SO Nellie that ouly
by hand ot first born on ot first
born in linage from me shel this seal
be broken. And when this box semi
be openthe some Animal which bath
no souks. be it grete or sum'. ghat
tiler be present, Al this 1 wille, a.nd
met, be he whose hatde other
then here is written,"
The fact that it bad fallen to me
to open the bdx al the appointed
-time was euy only proof that. I was
a descendant of the Godfrey of the
inscription. That 1 was the drst
born of my father, and be of his, 1
knew : but further back all was tree
dition. No writing had been preserve
ee. and at each &event front 'ether to•
eon tbe box bad lost sometbleg ef
the story associated with it ZUI at
last its history bed become dim and
vague,
Through this veil of mist, An it
were, I pictured Godfrey as OM of
the few firm supporters of the weak
and irresolute Richard of England,
at that period in the inidst of trove
blase titres. Then there was a tra-
dition et a menet foe, who I placed
;is probably An adherent of John
of Oaunt—the year being that of his
return from the South—&L foe whom
Godfrey had met and terribly van-
quiehed before fleeing the country.
Ztlere, eomehow. out of this feud
between Godfrey and his namelees
fee, the Wolin box seemed to have
had its birth, There was. too,
eozrething concerning a terrible re-
venee—a revenge to be perfected
when the bronve box was opened
but this, comdderlog that five bun -
tired yeare would :MVO elapsed, even
should. It be preserved uuopened so
long—a Oleg any sane num would
have elapsed, even Acetic' it be pre-
served unopened so long—a thing
any sane num would have scouted as
highly improbable—this 1 ooked up-
on as ,eimply wildest romance. In
what way mild a revenge be com-
pleted or made of any effect when
both parties would have been hun-
dreds of years dead ?
For years after the death of my'
father I kept the bronze box at the
bottom of a chest of books little
used, and upon aCcepting my profes-
sional chair at the Burston Aledical
College that chest acconmanied me
thither, 1 did not remove the box
from the chest until the spring of
'55, ween something reminded 2.110 of
It, and I was then deeply impressed
Nvith the fact that the five hundred
years had nearly rounded their
course. Only four years more, should
I live, and the privilege of opening
the box would be mine.
Around with almost tear ; but, no
one was there, of course. It wan
only imaginations Yet from. that
Meetly tbe ballucination, grew that
the box itself was alive,
I dropped it with horror the drst
tinie that thought came to me.
Alive ? The bronee box alive? Was
1, then, really going crezee as others
were eften hinting ? thele it uP.
hastened to the chest ia which it
had in. so long, put it (IOWzi to the
very bottom, ad piled ell the books
atop, resolving as, 1 did so that I
weule not mestere it again until the
thee arrive&
Spite of my firsts, eeselve, however.
the oext night saw the box out ef
the chest and under the study lamp
ftgeiti ; encl iron that time to the
end 1 could not get the idea out of
leedne that the box was alive,
There was that about it which ir-
resistibly drew toware it my atten-
tion, my thought, aye,, my very
being,
'1 felt that 1Omuta not be able to
hold out. The strein was beeoriaing
more than I could bear. How I did
bold cut until the list day of
March. When 1 epened tbe box. 1 do
not knoVe, I had WM Oren. Up lee-
threewhelly and my assistant was
tilling guy piece. I bad aged fright-
fully since the beginniree ot the
year. la my Ges 1 bee often been
complimented as looking to be gaoler
; but IlOW my full age bad ceMe
%Meaty woe ate, end more. Front
freshness and vigor 1 bad ouk
rapidly Pato tiecrePitude.
As 1 have said, the brenee box bad
come to be seemingly endowed With
live. end Os the days drugged along injueetion—but, elf ! Ihe wrifde o
1
that impression fosteued itself upon the threatened curse seemed to stelld
Me MOM and more strougly. Wes 1 forth in lettere of fire I I Must
geed. I asked myeelf ? No, ne ; I forego the ;Melting ot tile h" at -
knew I Was Beim yet ; but, how much together, or I enlist eisregerd that
I
loieger would I be able to bear the Ptah of tho e. in.vot*rinus nialidat* ;
terribleetrain ? Could 1 fighth and In either event what Of the
through the few reauelniug days t� i curse ? I was in a terrible dilera-
the end ? No 4 1 felt'in my soul ma and knew not what I should do.
that I could not.
"A men end his Wife are
"Then, if he kills his wife the I
can't touch himet
"How so ?"
"It's case of suicide."
wetemeelerovee_sFteeme ed down will free the pipee mere
i quickly than plan hot water.
About the uttrielm Ivwriiteroannytheidlolt
0 tom of the pan when it ia hot and
;if...House ithe fat boiling, the fisa eau be eeeily
turned without breaking so the
least,
griegratimaaszazairaaitasaa A remedy for erealting hinges is
, =Om tallow rubbed. on the 1040.
A great many lecke that refuse to
dgeteltritehtinait hbaes tbt: gbaerbeee:eleept:it rs"•leillthbeetrallvigfiketifr ifsicmaPrelYfurliuysteeidle'dr4
Dust On the piano is had. Specets
a the luirrer or eriodow are annoy -
mw. You can't alwees end thee to
eel% cake eor tee, nor pie for dee-
eert. The sheeta end towels, may
have to be folded and put under A
'Weight to save ironing; the ba'by
ears colored slips -to eceeognize tA
washing. An thee limitations may
be grievous in a measure, but they
are not of vital inmortanee.
The care of the garbage is neces-
eery. Death and destruction it on
tbe brim of the neglected Pail, and
bacteria and microbes — melevoleat.
ones — inuitiply, Becaying fruit.
and veg-etables are Just as poisonous
As meet, enly not quite so notice-
able. If you are a dweller on eroad
acres an W:ZOI t : ti is Intleil bread angst be tied loosely
-THE GAIIIIAelle PAIL.
„
TrilIT$ TO 110I/SHICHHPHIIS,
Turkey is more econernicat axe bet-
ater for salae thma chieltee,
cait, creekere, etc., ere to be used
When grated bread, pounded
in moldings with milk, heat tha
milk, poor It mg, the bread end let
etand, covered, for en hear.
Very good moldings Can /to in4clee
newiatithr utiith.U.aPs'llitbtluetreitlhiPas4lefuslitl tInbi;
them, and snot boll tenger, net leaa
than three or foor boors.
Mellott puddings require plenty of
water, which must be kelet at a
sharp boil. If baked, a quick oven,
hut not a marching bot ene, is re -
y reeep ac n or quired. A molding in which there
even woml will do, provided it. $s to allow mom fur sweBing. A bat-
frequeutie• scalded. dnfected and, ter padeing should be tied quite
dried. t)ilt thrae Ib n Ave-reel/len; Oregly, A fregnent faelt et this
kerosene oil AVALON a very goed hind of pudding is being underdoee.
With a piece el' beling who las- Wben Tired of Hamburg Steak
g of the box sem auiratfl, lar served fa the usual way, mix with
oill5cr°1 VitinashoOneltatniTtajPrieosesaet'shWo/U,: o te'reepinCtIRI°P faill(11411hcirlAut for cleaning chopped eteele Nose relief! cracker
wo and at that hoer of the right? nut, the Veil. Take it out. on, the 'crumbs. roll it up and then cut in
utholy tweessary, ator au ? e gdyeee turn a teakettle of hot water ielices. It can then be broiled er
wo410 at least.
tu5re,,,ard .001, one un it anti scrub. Once a week a, dia. fried iihe slices of sausage meat.
, . infeetant is in ooder. A good one Many pertgons like the 0aVer or ease
to keep on hand Is prepered in thio in steak thus treated.
way: Dlesolve 4 half pint of wileh- Anticipating Werm Days. — Irt the
ing sada in six quarte of boiling wee after part et wittier or early spring
ter. A cuefel of this added to the I fill genie of the empty fruit jars with
elearting water win be quite offs- i gatiearntit. Vitet CIOSOY and cuel. t
cieso not to break the jar, and
lel'as pot throw the contents at the leave it with a little joie() on top;
jail, if it be trimmings and parings i then put on tile rubber and screw ;
vegetabies. e c.. on the garden to the lid on. It makes a rice elteuge
i The moose 1.4he decay. If there are no animals au derin worm weather es eciali
the chest. Immediately I set to In the spring, when lemons are
woric to capture it. This provea
mom difficult feat than I anticipet- cheap. make lemon syrup to last
through the year. It Wakes a de-
ed. elinply could not lay hold up- licious semuner beverage. a, table -
the nimble fellow and VIVe ricot and elgerry pits ufeke admirer spoonful hi. a glees of ice water, and
it ran VaY Ulla a" 4eat""`" ble kindling when dried. Bones is convenient tor mealy purposees.
tloor my exasperation buret burned end pounded are eecellent for !iltoll efiee large lemons soft. ent
1 restraint, It would liweet been ik mooing. tens my or ear goleAg ool in two, squeeze out the juke: 6.ro
Never ewe I forget that fatal 21st:
never could I forget it though I
ehould liYe a, theasand years. In the
afternoon I foecetti myself to walk
woad. Ou any returu look'ed
round the MOM in a startled way
' wely some one was there, But no;
ierfr nes no one. It was only my
agination, only that Avenge bat -
Initiation of widelt I have made
mention, but now mt. vtth io times aPY ono bay° "4"esc41 t°
aeI
greater force than ever before. No n _ern, one, ir,+„.flf npon the,
me, an tiered college profezeor, with
sooner had I lighted the lamp than Por "'"'"" "
I brought forth the bronze box and
seated niyeelf with it at the table.
Tile box was altve' The reartettea efer article of furniture lu the loom.
grew upon me so strongly that bee
lieved it In spite of all reason. Some- object of my
I 'hurled book after book, at the
wrath, perspiration
eeeeet eea.
11.11ettittatisiti
Mroi Moffat Had to Take HyVaiv
darmlo Injootlono to lioijon
thir Palo.
PERMANENTLY CURED BY
MOWS RHEUMATISM CURE.
ue the recollection of the Mann the It t tib g ' P 4
e pace 0 en, ten) either bury raw.
them, and thus enrich the soil.
bum. If the latter. dry out first,
eo as not to crack the stove. Ore
gauge and lebnon peellags. Keefe ap-
ludicrous sight. doubt not, could stopetolo to Ziour rote bushee or the rinds at ceveral. and let Mem
Uwe ot a mouse ; but then, no one
could hare underetood the terriele
eeccesity ef the eaeo. I moved or
-
thing. aye, somebody. was in it.
Some one within was calling to me,
calling loud and piteously, timing
me to open the box, to open it now. Lemma&
like a doomed soul sus
Dropping' the accursed thing et last welded over
-
I ran to the window, threw it open, rem the fabled pit at &am-
end leaned out, trying to calm my- Victory was mine at Inst; a book
;Qelefeebryul rfignrtt, \enrich egg 1r rollontiQuattebit tbo - IIIIthniftfide. sae? mhyerafrouotituporiltd.
Pressure was upon me to open the
„Nevertheless. I was sorry the next
hung ; but I could not, could not.
tioe tIinyttesreattandr:
box, and °Pea it' "late or die. efortrainlyow bwt
Bac% to the table I went and took
the box up again, looking tor some. was crushed. But there was no time
thing with which to -break -the seal, otow
r nila'fintruiri
glezsea
easdtria.mlit;h
welng on h
napaaeuel:
There was nothing let hand. 1 had laid the wounded creature an the
reach lest in a ailment of weakuess table beside me, and without an -
purposely put everything out of
might give way to' temptation. other second's delay set about
But this was not a moment of weak- betaking the seal of the bronze box.
ems ; no, no. I was no longer try-
ing to resist my own inclination
simply, but refusing the inmerative
conunand of another as well. I
could refuse no longer. sprang to
the chest and began I.o fling out the
books. At the bottom were tools
which I had provided in anticipation
of ibis hour, at the very bottom, so
that / would have plenty of Ulna to
reflect upon my action ere I could
get at them. But reflection was past
now decision had been made.
I flung the books tbis way and
that, cursing„ the folly that had led
me to put the testes in suth a. plate,
and while so engaged came sud-
denly upon a mouse. I sprang up,
for the moment frightened—a proof
of the state my nerves were W. But
it was only momentary. At last I
laid hands upon the tools I sought,
and ran back to the table at attack
the seal ; but in tbe same moment X
stopped. The last words of the in-
scription caught my eye—"Curst be
he whoso shal do other than here is
written."
Pile and pincers fell from my
hands and perspiration bathed my
face. What was I about to do ?
ITere it was 11 days before the ap-
pointed time, and I was about to
open the box. I must stop, must
resist. But that cry from within the
box, that terrible, that awful cry 1
I paced the floor, holding my hands
over any ears as if I could shut it
out, as if I could close the ears of
the spirit against it. What could
do—what could I do ?
One of the books out of the chest
lay in ray way, and kicked it,
driving the ancient volume across
tbe room, scattering its leaves. To
kind. fro I Paced, rapidly, nervously
till of a sudden discovery burst up-
on me. This was the final day !
marveled -that it had never occurred
to me before, but it had escaped my
mind till that moment.„ when the
vleords, "According to the Julian
manner of computing," which I saw
'in large print on a leaf of the old
book, causing it to burst upon me
like an inspiration. I had forgotten
the change in the modern ealendar,
The bronze box, baying been "eealed
on the first' ' clay of. April, -1389, to
be opened just 500 years to a day
from that time, was due to he open-
ed on that 21st day of Meech
• How my heart leaped ! Now .the
curse was lifted—now 'was free,
free to proceed. to the soleiag of the
mystery which had for so long, tor-
tured Me. How I trenebledt 'Eleven
whole days swept away in a eingle
monaent, as though by a miracle! It
was teuly wonderful f
Once more I took up the teols, hut
something fue.ther , in the inscription
forced itself upon my notice, .and I
sank upon my study chair with a
groan. Was I to be cheated, after
all ? What stayed my hand now was
the third command ' in the inscrip- heeitathig reply. "I vvisla I were an add, plenty of salt to the hot watee
ran from my face, while time was
; and that imagined
voice, it was now shrieking and
Front that time forth my thoughts
were more or less constantly upon
it. Often at night would I take it
down from its hiding place in a cor-
ner of my bookcase to which I had
transferred it from the chest, and,
placing it before me on the table,
there dream and dreaxo. over the
wonderfully strange inscription it
bore. Many times I was sorely
tempted to break the seal, bet 1 re-
sisted, determinedly resisted, firmly
resolved that what had been so
sacredly observed by my forefathers
should not be desecrated at last by
..ree, even though I had no son to
whom 1 could hand down the charge.
As the time drew on, my every
thought began to centre upon the
'enigma. It was uppermost in my
mind by day, the disturber of my
sleep at night. It became the one
absorbing idea of my existence. In
giving lectures before my classes I
would find myself wandering from
my subject in spite of every effort of
will. At times I would recover with
a start, to End that I had ceased
speaking altogether, and was simply
staring. It was the bronze bon, ever
the bronze box, always the bronze
bp.
I could not but realize that I was
not holding my class ; that I, who
more than once had chained the ad-
vertence of learned minds, was los-
ing my power to keep the attention
of even these raw inceptors. How
it galled me I My mind had never
13een more vigorous, my powers were
at their best ripened fullness, my
veriest drivel was wisdom to those
callow goslings, and yet they mock-
ed me. Can you wonder if occasion-
ally I gave way and broke forth
upon them in passionate -words ?
I was glad when the final year of
that terrible suspense drew toward
a close. I was eager to have the
matter off my hands and out of
mind. Only three months more, and
that tremendous chicle of five cen-
turies would be Enished. Night after
night I sat with the bronze box in
my hands under my study lamp,
thinking, thinking. There," was, I
fancied, something about the box
that was almost human. I even
found myself talking aloud to it at
• times, I would wametimes feel the
• presence of another person in the
room ancl woulcl etart and stare
With file and pincers 1 cut and
twisted with feverish hate, and at I rood or
length. the tough seal parted, when mashed potatoes. Of ,course
, -- lthey cannot well be mixed in any
—my Cod 1 how shall I tell it. rhe other way of nerving.
instant the seal was broken that SquaSh Biseitit.--To 2 quarts bread
mouse became 0. num his weight sponge raised. once, add one pint
overturning the table and he fallinge batted Hubbard squash run through
with it to the floor. I could scarce' a coarse sieve, it cup sugar, 2 table -
(hi earthen) aver night. Strain ant
graPevines,
If you have no drain, and are fors- measure the Juke, reed allow three
tho ground, a solution of copperas the white of an egg, ems with a
pounds of sugar to each pint. Beat
ed to throw your disb water out on
(a pound and a half to a gallon of pint of water. turn over the wager,
water le a good proportion) should
be eprinhied wound once or twice a
Week.
emaamwevm.
11011ESTIG REcirEs.
Aron Pie.e-Talge 1. cup cold chop-
ped meat, 1 small Onien finely chop-
ped (or teaspoon aniOn jtdee), Salt
tl pepper to taste, eup gravy, or
soup stock. Put into a deep dish,
cover with =Shed potatoes and
bake 20 minutes in n, hot oven.
Oneeiialf Cup Calte.—erahe e cup
molasees, e cup sugar, e, cup butter,
e cup WV railk, 1 egg, 1 teaspoon
soda, 1 teaspoon earh clove, all-
spice and catesia, salt. Flour en-
ough for a batter.
Sweet Potato Hint.—When sweet
potatoes are high, a few cart be
made to go a long way. if to them
aro added as many Irish ones. They
are delicious thus mixed, whether in
lsr believe tbe evidence of my own
eyes ; but it was true, horribly,
frightfully true go was a man of
great statue, with a strong frame
and a fierce face, but he Was mortal-
ly wounded, his left side being
frightfully crushed.
Oh I the horror of that moment 1
I -would ha.Ve screamed aloud, but
my tongue chive and was power-
less to utter a. sound. The man
spoons batter. Heise bulk, add. -
Ing enough flour to stiffen. Then
farm into small biscuit and let rise
again. Bake in a quick oven.
Bye Bread.—Nalte a sponge in the
flour el night, the same as for wbeat
bread, with warm milk and e cup
homemade potato yeast. Put in a
warm place to rise. In the morn-
ing add more warm milk, 1 teaspoon
salt, a small pinch of soda, 3 table-
-
glared at me fiercely, striving to spoons of molasses. Mimi soft.
rise, and shook his fist at me, When light, put into pans and let
clamoring itg a language quite en- rise again. Bake in a quick oven,
intelligible, while could only stand Orange alarrnalade.—Cut one dozen
and stare with very horror. Sud- large navel oranges into vei7 thin
daily he 'caught up the bronze box slice.s, cutting crosswise. LOON° the
and hurled it at my bead with all peel on, but remove tbe core. Put
the strength he could exert ; but it into a porcelain kettle, add two
missed me and went through the quarts of cold water and let stand
open window, falling into the river. over night in a cool place. Boil very
In a few moments more the man slowly for two hours, then add six
expired. And I was—his murderer? pounds of granulated sugar and boil
No, no ; not tlaat, not that. It was slowly till clear. Put into small
the mouse I he'd injured ; I did not glasses. This lacks much of the hit -
know the bronze box contained the
soul of a man—a soul of that name-
less foe of Godfrey, any ancestor,
ter tang of ordinary marmalade.
Devil's Feed Cake.—Two and a
half cups of sifted ilour, two cups
here confined for 500 years. I do not Sugar, half cup butter, half cup sour
know, how could I ba,-ve latown milk, half cup hot water, two eggs,
must have fainted, for 1 knew half cake of chocolate, teaspoonful
no more till the sun was high In the each of vanilla and soda. Grate the
heavens, when I awoke to find the
rooms filled with the faculty and
students of the institution. en-
deavored to explain, but they would
not hear me. They looked upon me
with commingled awe and pity, ad-
judging mo insane. I wanted to
convince them otherwise, but they
only Wed to pacify me as they
might a willfhl child. The sad
plight my room was in was plain
enough ; it was what they bad been
expecting, they said.
I became enraged and stormed at
them, but they fell upon me and
made me a prisoner ; and here I am,
confined in a madhouse, unheard.
The body was regarded simply as a
cruel joke 'Shored upon me by some
of the students, a "subject" procured
somwlaere and placed in my room.
Ali, the Tools !
Carroll "Oh, by the wa,y, Miss
westeott, there was something
wanted to say to you. New what
was it?" Ethel -,-- "Can't yo -u
think?" Carroll — -"Wait a minute!
Oh, yes, I remember now,.' Will you
marry me?" •
'ses,' said the young student,
'thoughtfully, when I get interested
in a subject I never stop until I
have embraced • it thoroughly."
'"I'hat's nice," was his sweetheart's
chocolate and dissolve at and the
soda in the hot water. Ilse white
icing,
A Delicious Fruit Salad. Three
oranges cut in dice, three bananas
sliced, a pond of seeded white
grapes, a can of pineapple or one
fresh one, and some candied sour
cherries. Any other fresh fruit that
is desired essay be added. Pour over,
all a dressing made of four table-
spoonfuls of sugar, the juice from
the pineapple and from one orange.
There should be a cupful of the dres-
sing. %Flavor with einnanaon and
some serve it covered with whipped
cream. ,
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.
Nothing made with sugar, eggs
and milk should reach the boiling
point.
To stockings wearing at
the heels line the backs of the shoes
with a piece of black velvet.
To warm up fast in bed lie flat on
the back, the arms straight by the
bsitcl•Aeet5Lts'Ipeee.ctihalstleig: nerve i gtdiseases—then says
a woman should sleep nine hours a
night and one hour in the day time.
*In testing the temperature of a
child's bath put in your elbow, or
the underneath part of your arm.
Tbe hand is of no use.
To clear water pipes when frozen
stir till diesolved, put ever the fire,
boil and ekim; add the lemon juice,
t boil flee minutes, cook and but -
le.
THINGS THAT HAPPEN'.
An eight-year-old girl runs res.
currant in Deaver. and fresh eggs. Ile never dritilei
A Berlin. woman bequeathed her anything' but irdth•
Act itolehment tee severe
Io r tho deceive the elelre"-e-
old We spa, Thellerettient,
Pad IMO it woUld eV* UM meet dive
treee in my back said Aide. Many *
thee I beveled to eftke in injection to
;dim the vein. 1 otained A 'Via fg.
lIfienyou'e Rheumatiem Cure at the freer
diatribe -lieu. Aug' I an maw feeling pito
well. I have heel Po peigie *lees, fowl cafe
mos -e arena!), fzeobr end neturelly.
AltM very gled to 0* my eXperieeeet, for
the Ifeeefie. of auyoue wife may be sett-
orieg io eirallar rob.uer."—Ofter. F. Mo1s
Att. 128 Metual greet, Toro.etee
3,.•-nrzors
Newron'e enetmeot cures ea
price Va.
Munyezes Zee Cane ewes weak, eye*
Inlet
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to week mein Peke tt.
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In t' About ome
Prominent Solke.
Mr. George Meredith, the famous
rgovelist, is an enthusiastic advocate
a new M0)17 of diet. He Is said
t have given op eating bread1
eat, and farinaceous food, only
partareng of fruit, especially oreenws
property to a eat.
A corn on tbe toe ot Philadel-
phia man eauced his (teeth.
Only 'neo has the Emperor ot Aus-
tria (totaled a frock -coat arid sill;
hat. This was be 16117, when he
NiSlfed Paris for the Feehiliition.
A. mine ;gear Phoenix. Ariz,, disap- e,„
;geared n. week atter the shaft had 'enotner at home or tromeilieg he nes
been sunk. variably wears uniform, except alien
A. damaged footballer has just been he goes out shooting—ot which he
fitted at a London, hospital with a
celluloid nose.
A Bangor, Me., man, who is said
to be otherwise sane, has an Ameri-
can flag tattooed on les cheek.
PenTISYtettnie. hotelkeerser wee
fined 07 eent8 for swearing at his
servant who would not get up when
tailed,
After goiug around with a broken
slatil fur -fifteen years, tbe Kentucky
woman who owned it bas just bad
it repaired.
A man who advertised for a cook
and a+ music teacher received nine an-
swers to tile former adeertisoment
and aso to the latter.
The editor of a weekly newspaper
in Australia offers himself as a prize
to the woman who 'writes the best
essay an the duties of a Wife.
A man in Buenos Ayres became in..
sane from, violent emotion, on learn -
hag that he had won the big prize in
a lottery. Ile went to a churcb,
drew a revolver, and tired at the
priests.
This amusing excuse was given by
the editor of an, Indian vernacular
paper, which was printed with two
columns left blank on the most im-
portant page: "We bad reserved
this space for an exceptiotally pow-
erful article on a subject of universal
interest to our readers, but at the
last moment we find that ,the article
cannot be compressed into the two
columns reserved for it. The article
will make its appearance next
week."
tion, the command thaf, at the open- oateresting subject," And she was, so commonly used, This „lien ,pours
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A LITTLE GIRL'S PRAYER.
Each sunny day a little boy comes
driving past our house
With the nicest little pony—just the
color of a mouse—
Aud a groom rides close behind him,
so he can't get hurt you see,
And I used to wish the pony and
the cart belonged to me.
I used to watch him from our door,
and wish that I could own
Ills pony and his little cart,. and
‘e•drive out all alone, ee-
And once when I knelt down at
night'I prayed the Lord that lie
Would change things so the pony
and the cart belonged to inc.
is Darnel:early fond—when be is to
be seen in a Tyrolese costume.
One of the largest collections of
dugongs in Burope is owned by
Queen Alexandra. It consists main.
ly of tiny elephants in malachite,
lade, porphyry» sapphire, arid titre
(melte, and hurandugehirds, swallows
bees, and beetles, which are works
of net, composed as far as possible
of uncut gems and enamel.
Professor H. B. Brygiu, recently ale
pointed Superintendent of Publie
struction for the Philippine Islatds,
was a farm baud twelve years ago.
While ploughing on his father's farm
two miles east of Kokomo. Ind., he
was accidentally Wilfred In such a
way as to incapacitate hint for suet*
work. Then he went to college,
worked bard, and has bad a success-
ful career.
Though ninety-four years of age,
Admiral Sir Henry Keppel is will an
indefatigable traveller, and at pre-
sent is travelling as far away from
home as Singapore. Ms long and
active life started inauspieiously. At
the time of his birth he was thought
to be dead, and in his autobiography
Sir Henry ICeppel says that he was
"deposited in my father's foot -pan.
to be interred in a garden at the
back of the house, not being entitled
to a berth in consecrated ground."
Fortunately, before it was too late,
his nurse discovered that there was
life in the "small thing," and to-
day, at a great age, Sir 33enrY is
still hale and hearty.
4
Impure blood is the breeding place
for innumerable illnesses. When we
see anybody suffering from rheuma-
tism, limping on crutches, or find on
our way a person *overed with
sores, we feel tempted to call out
to them, as well as to those suffer-
ing from anaemia, scrofula: 'Too/
man/ the help is within your reach,
and you still continue to suffer!"
We have the right to say that, since
we have known the history of thie
popular medicine; hardly any °thee ,
medicine has succeeded in achieving
such remarkable and thorough cures
as Dr. August Xoenig's Hamburg
sDcairirio,..eapsss . boy! hea scetstiser o aro)1 iafiees1 o ernnogep.s e 1Tv ash so nu „al -
grateful patient named them, and
every day the list of them is in-
creasing. It m-ust be Mrther said in
praise of Ur. August Koenig's Ham-
burg Drop e that they are prepared
from plants and roots without any
admixture of mineral substances,
such as mercury-, zinc, etc., ancl,
therefore do not have the unpleasant'
after effects resulting from the use
of other so-called blood purifiers and
purgatives, -which often remove small
ills and cause much greater ones. We
are often asleed: ' "When should the
system be piirilied?" This must be
left to personal judgment, and we
can only reply:. When nature de-
mands it. The spring is generally,
considered the proper time for purl.,
lying the system. ...We do ;tot want
to upset that theoey, but we must
point out that blood should be p-uri•.
fled also at other times, when there
are sigrs that it is not clean and
wants regulatieg..
But yesterday I saw him where he
livee, and now I know
Why he never goes out walking—for
his legs are withered so
And last night when I was kneeling,
with my head on Mother's knee,
I was glad he had the pony and the
cart instead of me.
Miss Clara Winterbloom —
inc.' this is Mr. Tutter. I want to
introduce him to you. Do you know
that he was under the impression
that I was the only daughter, itod I
have just been telling him that I
have two sisters?" Mrs. Winter -
bloom — yes. You must meet
Maud and Estelle, Mr. Tatter. They
are both of. them older than Clara
there.'' Young Tatter (wishing to
say Lhe.right thing) —"I didn't sup-
pose it possible, Mrs. Winterbleoin,
that you could ha-ve any daughters
older than Miss Clara."