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INDIAN TRADING.
r. elexa. to Bent the Red Alan [Iowa
In Ills PRIeei,
`TM Vitae men keen' 114W tO trade
w*han Initiate” rentarlted a Penver
lane who bas made a study of Indiana
for ten years'paet. "I once met an, In-
dlan with A Pettglii.leent meartWiti lion
*kW. ale was waling to nett with the
ornament. bat leis price was too high,
Offered lam $12-50, but be enclignaatie
refused. Later, oe the game day, after
I had learned to trede wale an ladies,
I botsght the skin for S1.50.
"The secret or traellog with the Di-
dion is to appeer indifferent, Tee roost
inteeessful trader is the one who goes
with a supply « tho same article he la
moot desirous of buaing. Thealudieo
cathait the sirauger bas bael expert -
mice, and negotiations are caeried ou
upon otrIckly aueiness nests, An In.
dare refused ale for ik bow and arrow.
It
was nought for al by A men who
carried several bovve and errors In lila
hand. Tbis wily intlividual leased tbe
supply from a store In order to im-
press Ids pper celored friends, and
he succeeded,
"The Indian." Feld the speaaer, ten.
4 lag of trolts of diameter be bout ola
eerved in 1215 re4 friende. "Is one of tbe
Meet faithful followera In the werla
If he has condeence h eel. if he lakee
21 liking W you. there ItOthing you
con mit he will not o. if he dieillma
you, the lefe you levee to do with taut
Indlati the better."--- Reek,' Slounteln
News.
A Knorkoot,
A: young lawser was engaged in
case not log22 whitest; was
put In the box to testify to the mute -
Von of the place lu questiou.
Vele witutos. a siege driver. In au
ewer to n query as to the reputatiou at
the pinee. repted. "A pair shop."
The laueyer Required. "You say it hal
the reputretion of being a ^L),,,r ultopr
oVes. Elv."
"'Whom dia you he uoy It VHS a
tillOpT"•
The willaces did got recolleet any
one be had Wahl. esay Se.
"W11:11,1" EAU* the er. "Yon hove
envOilt thite Wee has the reputution or
telug, a peer elhop uiel yet comet tell
of any one sett have everehearal say
We"
The witness was staggered for
meld at the wostle of the lawyer. The
lawyer awls feeling triumphant wheal
the witneee gathered blinself togetber
end quietly remarited, ialdressIng the
lawyer:
"Well. you have the reputetiou of
beingn eer !ewer. but I have never
heard tatty OWeey so."
Ilia, lam/cent elle
WS story is told or a eeMrnteU
North Carolina inwyer who was prac-
ticing la a inichweado nametale Ws -
Wet:
- While he was waiting for ble teem to
ba reached the tlial of a notorious
bighway robber. who had been caught
red Minded. was called, The prisoner
luta no counseland the presidiug
judge reipiested the distinguished law-
Yar to defend blue Tito trial lasted
two dnys and, to the court's astonish-
• meld. the jury returaed n verdict. ot
oequittat As the prisoner eves about
fo be diseharged, the lawyer stepped
up to tbe judge and requested a few
wOrds In tolerate.
"What la itsi" mama the court.
woulatnek Tame bonor," replied the
lawyer, "to have the prisoner dettanea
in jell tonight I have to -crossn lone.
.0eld on my way home and the ras-
cal inmpens to know taat I bee* money
about inc."
Coin Feet.
Cold reet are n sign of disordereCi dr-
culetion. CoUtInelal warming with ar-
Metal heat is but temporizing with
tbo evil, and .the difficulty should be
overcome by proper dressing when that
la In fault and by foot and ankle exer
eises. The latter com be taken at fre-
quent intervals during the day, and
they will assist in stimulating the cir-
etantion of the blood. Point the toes
down to the extreme limit till you feel
the Jou:toles stiecin over the nukles and
work the feet up and down eight or
toe times; then devitalize them and
, rainite tbetu from the enkle, as one
does the hand with a loose wrist. Suf-
., forma from cold feet in bed can quickly
, 'warm them by title exercise, and it
• will bring reed' and comfort during
a letzg ride.
J0E:lu1e's Sugzeisflon.
&Mind% a bright boy of six, while
being4 dressed for sehool, observing his
little coat much the worse for Ivor -and,
• • having more 'mended places -than he
' admired, turned to' his mother and
asked her: -
"Mother, is father rich?"
"Yes; very rich, Johnnie. IIe's worth
$2,500,000."
' "Flow, mother?"
"Oh. be ,values kau at $1,000,000, .me
at $1,060,000 and the baby at 2o00,00o."
joannie, .rifter . thinking a moment,
nid
'Mettler, hadn't you better tell fa-
ther to sell the baby tincl buy us some
efothes?;'
Natural.
Airs. Eta tters.on—The ladies of the
parish got up a baby show for the,
lienefit,of the hospital. •
Mrs,. Chatterson—Neras it a success? .
a howling succesel"
Wity 'Ile Grie'vem.
,he may hat,e a 'temper, but she is
interesting. Did she ever get over• the
death .of lier first II -Listened?".
- "yee; but her second husband is in-
con'SOlable."
'Wor/h VVI,He.,
S. 11.0,4. should like to knenewhat good
ooter eellege education did, you?
Ifee-Well, it ettleght me to owe a lot of
moneY without being cennoyed
Life. •
AN ALASKAN leANOSLIDE. 1 A PLATE OF SOUP.
Rather i.elisureiy, bet mete up
Orcrtreok onfil twigs meter way.
All the morning as we cleepped
spongy cottonwoon, hiew out our Wage
over t?,e are awl flipped Water from
the blankets a dull roar which We
thoUght tine river swellea by the in
was growieg loutlet louder. I saiti, "I
gWs a' moraine clioked on on the
giatier Jas brolten through," and just
then Jack stepped out frOm under; the
snaketarpaelin.
"Loolt et taat, Robbie, look at tliati"
I
bead bIn sitouting. Outeide be was
pointing across the street -a. A land-
slide was roaring downa gtillY frenn
the very top of the Rainbow bi1. it
was a stupendous slahte We loolize4 dt
It silently and then said. both at *nee.
"I thought an avalanche Was sadden,"
Tihis. thing wiggled 1Ue a huge sealte
down a sbeer 2.000 feet a reek. The
we ?Realest forever to inereaee, lettst
r emoke trailed from this tlange ;wad
enormous bewhiera slapped solemnly
from eado to side of its path like peb-
ble& Water mingled with 14 mad wnen
reached the terrace it was 4 bled;
straw*. ViSOUS mid beavy.
Jack bet it wetildn't croee the bAlf
tulle or flat to the river, but in a too-
meut we saw hownlers ehooting out
over the terrace% and fispen graves foil
aa if WI with a Wyllie. A. cencerous
' tau ate eitt to tate hank and gravely
t3loppe4 over like lumpy paint, cabbie
(leap ebannels dewa to the •elvere—Out.
lag, •
A Vlore rot, Me Roy,
Sol Smith ituseell, who, saw humor
In tuany commonplace Imppeninge,
Used frequeutly to tell of meeting an
id farmer at A railway etation In A
email New' York town Aimee plilloeie
, phy was particularly pat even though
lite deductions were haraly compile
turatia7 to the Woe, nye the Mimeo
Tribune. Russell and hie diminution
i wero awaiting the treat witen the old
gentlemuu waltzed up. eyed lite star a
MIMI* Or two find asked:
'Ile aim the feller tliet eut op tame
at raker's ball hist nighar
"My umpsny a 4 1 "lave a e f
, awe there last eventog, yee," replied
inuesell politely.
1 "I theugbt an. I Wee' WV', And I had
it laugh aametiniee. I wanted to tell
you about my boy. lie's just your way
, —ain't no goo4 tor 'Work Won't *idea
:to anything, but wants to play down
laud crack Pales all the time. fleas ;got
a job at the hub factory, but all lie
does is to keep the men telataddiS
when they orter be worhilin You orter
take him 'long with emir troupe, fOr
beeo tbo &tautest Reel I ever gout"
Stewed APIdee.
To StCW nriplee se melt quarter is ow
breken and so clear one eau aliireSt see
i tienie, i It Is an Mt, mid yet it hi n 4 ma
i ple tale; to do if one only ;know* hOW.
: Peel tart tipples very thin, cut them la
y 'paters and remove the ewe and
1 weeds, As foet as on can peel ana
i quarter them drop the maples in a
I:emcee:en In wideli you have already
lanced cold \voter to the depth of two
' inthes, When the apples are ail in, put
the reurerau over a *low fire, OM It
:al the water re:whom the boiling point,
then remove the cover lind let the op
1a isiaimer almost Itlipert.etrdbly VII
you can pierce -theta easily' with A
ereom plint; then eprinitie the sugar
over them and let time jUSt simmer
twill it is an melted. Remove the
Satleoptatt
front the lire and let It stand
where the minks will get told before
ternitne Vim. Into a dish for the Miele.
SPOILING A SCENE.
Et* .Eneet VP0il Gellel141$00t,r4 Pre*.
1401410 441.41•41140114,
Selling' dinners in courses 1 dew
perativelyn Modern fashion., trat in-
troeluced in aiplomatic circles In Wash-
ingeon Ana imitated from Frauete Up
to the date of President Pollaa admin-
istration the course dinner axiom;
Americans lied made nO further prog-
ress than *bat of serving deh and sot*
separately. Soup WAS regariled as 01,101
foreign frippery that a note" written
by General yl000ki Scott, lo stbieu
explained that be wee "just Sittln
C -Own to a heety plate or soma" eve
-
creel him wIth $11ell ralicule as to Ina-
teriallee contribute to las defeat as a
candidate of the presidency -
Soup In the e4ri,e doles et the repute
lie was eopeiderea as feed for invalids
ar poor people only. Later, when the
oda' splendors of tile court a tue
Lueltrees Eugenie attractea rich Amer-
icanein eleelts to Paris. French table
raannerS and euetouts tenet:ea tae QW
Roglish dinner fuehions to tbe wall. It
doebtfixl.bowever. it soup ever foond
a place on tUe dinner table of the
wealtby tdaryland er Virginia Water.
111114."Sa green turtle, wbich want re4lly
stew. might be an called.
The objeet of an old time dinuer par-
ty was to eat witereos that or the
eOlsrS0 (limier Is to delight the eye' retie.
r that: the palate. ond yet who, will
y that the sight of a well filled die -
able where on array of eliver erne
dishes olvee forth, a bouquet of
eelors fulls to make au
eable-hatreeelou on all tne pewee?
LOSt 114 Mr Own rteore.
-"Whim about being WO says tbe
girl Who ba$ been visiting ber grand -
permits. in the ala family homestead—
al breve been loet in the city anti lest
1 In tho (Ware', but never was there
'omitting en horrible es being lost la
my Own room. It MIS a very queer
on I had at grantimanewa'a Amy -
1 wae—one of those MOMS from whieb a
fiend:A, or Wks leads down: MOMS mid:
leo ore only to Le Seett In old Immo.
It blew uo cold the laret night 1 was In
;the hew, awl 1 got up to close the
luindew. 'i'he room, of course, was
.piteit dark, In getting Wait from the
window to tiee bed 1 lost myself.
, had tot the slightest idea In wbat
. direction to turn. and I taiew that it
I was not careful I should go down
, those nwful stairs. 'Store was noth-
ing to do but sit down on the deur and
IICAtil 1%1" Game one to come and and
ow, and tbat WWI Ala what I did. If
grandpa and grandinanlina bad not
bcen unueualle normal individuals. I
!should have frightened them to deittla
As it was, they only thought I had, rt
,aightinare, brought candles and locat-
ed me Rad sbowed me my way to bed
again."
The lInd or the World,
D. Me W. MtTer. a German scientist
in an Interesting volume muter the
above Me expiable a "new theory" as
to bow tbis event will probably come
about. Indeed he carries his argument
aiifl further mid finally extinguishes
all the energy of the univers.e. All or
the present tatellites—moons,
eventually be drawn In by the force of
aravitatlou and, become 11 part of their
planets. These In turn will be ab-
taorbea by the sun A series of colli -
v2088 will then co:nu-tom between the
various suns which will filially result
In one enormous sun and solar system.
"Awl so vowing in grandeur, but di-
ulnishing in number, the Mud catas-
trophe will crime wbon there are no
more suns to produce collisions (and
heat and one huge body cooled to the
An Incident That Hotted lter, 4,11. inero of spnee, void of available energy,
tlersoles Stralning Atter Itettliotn. will mark the final outcome of comic -
Did you ever hear afary andeasenia , 11 motion."
pet story of how she was cured of her
lovo or realism?
I In a big drama in which this great
' actrese once took part the heroine in a
scene of intense emotion is made to es: -
claim, "Herta I hear the wheels of ear
riagesi"
1.40W. it was easy enough to obtain
the eiTeet oe wheels an gravel, but no
resouren of the etrige mechanism was
adequate to imitate the stamping of
the teet Of horses as they were drawn
up at the door. levery device was ex-
hausted aivhen a bright idea occurred
to the actress herself. It was that a
donkey should be hirelt to trot up and
down behind the scenes on gravel laid
for the occasion. This was clone, aod at
rehearsal all went well. Tbe illusicin
eves perfect.
The first niglat came. The heroine
gave the cue. The wheels were heard,
but they stopped, and the LTA Was 51:
lenee. A pause, and again the actress
spoke her words. A. terrible scuffling
began and then "I -lee -haw; hee-haw,"
in stentorian* t GOES from the back °of
the stage as the indignant donkey
protested vigorously ngainst his ill
treatment', by energetic carpenters and
Repots tt was mac „of the most scrim%
situations og the play, yet audience
and fl C COI'S joined. in paroxysms ot
mirth until the 'teat% were streaming
dowu their cheeks.
lianduespo -Brought Teara.
elotber—Oh, you cruel boy l You are
melting, your brother eine ,
Algernon—No, 'pommy; I'm net. I'm
only sharing my cod liver oil with him,
wetyou said was so nice.
Some of the people who think they
wereeborn to command do not discover
tbelr mistake until they get married.—
Peek.
Dermeratton•
Customer (wildly)—I want some sooth-
ing sirup, quiditi
leruggleteeWhat size bottle?
(Metomer---Bettlel wart!. eelof.l
twiese, ,
Cotton snit Max.
Cotttpi WAS used for malting gar-
Ments in India at n date So remote that
it cannot even be guessed at The fact
is. mentioned by Aristotle. The first
seeds were brought to this country- in
1021. In 14300 the culture is mentioted
in the records of South Carolina. In
1730 the culture was general along the
eastern cella of Maryland, and in 1776
We heard or it as far north as Cape
May. The use of flax for making cloth-
ing' is nearly as ancient as that of cot-
ton'and perhaps more so, plants of soft
end flexible fiber having been without
doubt among the first vegetable pro-
ductions,of the ancient world and their
value discovered soon after
the invention of weaving,
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Wind Shots.
Two Striking instances of tbe effects
of "wind shots," or the currents of air
caused by the enemy's eannon balls, are
given in the "Aueobiography of Sir
Henry Smith." On one occasion his
home fell as if stone dead, but he wee
;lot hurt at all. On another occasion an
officer Wa s "kiiocked down by the wind
of a ehot and his fttee as black as 1( 120
had been two hours in a pugilistic
,rrees of Florida.
It is difficult even to guess at the age
ef the riiicient live oaks, but some of
them must nunther centuries, and the
oldest and greatest of them all is a
monarch of the forest, ''weth its outer
branches sweeping tbe ground in a cir-
cle 120 feet across, with limbs as great
as ordinary trunks of trees and bearing
a garden of aerial ferns and air plants
upon their bark. This venerable tree
is supposed to be the largest live oak
in Florida. Enormous grapevine trunks
_ .
-rise sinuously from the ground and lose
themselves amid the quarter acre of
foliage that erowns this tree. The sap
-
limes thet once gave them support have
disappeared long -years age, their only
record being the tingles and curves of
grapevine stem to which they lent
their transient aid to climbing sky -
a Ward.
light is deffereot from any Other; 111,
tleed. it is without a rivet. It seems as
4 1r there the sun were leata to set, easts
Mg its rays over the Emeerild Isle tuatly
• Were after It heti disaelleared elr•es
where. In that delicious inetnent juet
, before it gals its anol re:7ting place for
the Itig.ht. it te most eatehanting,' (leer
eeely lea isan unspeakable even of
petteentitl quiet, and a warn; glow raga
°luto SltailaW unsightly objeeto dad Sur
realltds ;leen With mystle, halo of
golden light. It radiates into the hearts
of Ire:ours liumhltat inhabitants, and
they mily forth rieli anti poor alike
ogling Ill a throve' Zar living, moving
Telly,
TWILIGHT IN Ifil-AP,11.).
ts Different Prom That Seca In
Any Other Country.
The interior et a typteal Irish caain
is a sorry eight., The door is of **tope,
uncovered except. for 8 few rag mats.
Tbe euroltere is of the poorest, and
eeneeeimes et Is hemenuttle; tables lee-
provised from boxes. baira froM bar-
rels, and the beds more Wee strills ray
evjtb their straw mattresses wed
bundle of rap, for elotbing. A slow,
(12*11 Are of peat glee4a Cheerless
warmth to the room. What few diehes
there are belonging to the fondly nre
arranged CM the mantelpiece. Strips of
becea, dried cod and herbs hang from
the 0001511.
After a frugal meal rat will take bla
entitle; promeeade. 1*18 betsfeen sup-
per time and going to bed tliat the Irian
most eaeoy tnereseivea An Irkth tad -
t .g 4a,
8(102* ' ruin eays that
of the eighteeeth eeile
1
lIte Lomion theaters opened at d
o'cloale and as It was therefore difIls
cult for petygoers to arrive punctually
and obtain seats many or them sent
footmen or hired men from the streets
.td'areore places for them. Ttaese.eat in
the esette until thole woo bee mat them
came. awl the custom prevallea ulna
1,160, when the sestein UOW foece
•
Watt adopted. "A footman used to be
seat eerie, to take places and atep
them by the eirapie but effectual phut
or antitig oti them till las masters And
mistreeeee errirea. Such 8 praetlee
would neve he considezed an intolerable
nuisance. telt people In those daya were
Muelt let -s pertieular, and appear to
wive thotaeld notlatig of sitting for an
act or toe, alwea by jowi with n now
ay o8. worse, with A vagabond picked
up in tito. street." An allusion 10 114* ens-.
tom cours Pieldingo's "Miss Lucy in
Town." vet 1, scene and Pepya in
bia "Diary" occaeionally mentions hav-
ing Wed a boy la, tne streets to occupy
4 veto. ror 12188.
amino One* &Wood to Clitisa.
ani, an Cell:113M of a group of "festoon
!stmts." tomtits a long curve, with Its
C011e:IVItY toward the mainland, and
many a their pecullarith•s are due to C.
their upheaval by eublerroneari forces,
; or which they are still one of M most
active seats. Tito- were undoubtedly
connected with China and with the ;
land to the north of file at no very re-
mote perkel, gealeejwIly rivalling, anti
therefore, Otte Greet Britaln and Ire-
land, are scientlacally classifeed na "re-
cent continental islands." The proofs
of this are twofold—that they are con-
nected with .lsin by a submarlue blue:
lees dem a 'hundred hallows beneatlx
the surface, and this is believed to be,
as in all euch tO2eS, n slimier:0d land
• tract; second, the animals of Jupan are
elosely similar to those of China, the
only plausible explanation of this being ,
that formerly there was a land connec-
tion.
THE POLITE NZW YORKER.
W. Action Proved That Gallantry Do
hot it 1.M/it Art.
To"rplieeriest atreell nmote volinnyte,ninocrielixtrhapptedNtetwe
young man wlm "takes a powerful
sight of notice*" to the old Man who
reads RS he rides as the pair lett An
elevated train. "Saw sentething A lit-
tle While ago tbat eouvinces me them
are °titers besides bieneet foutao,,, an
the Uallhattan. reservation."
"What was it" queried the Mau who
read* and sees notbieg unletes• Per-
chaace it be a vacant seat Spate(' Oar
of over tbe top of his newspaper,
OU didn't aotiee ita Of tonme you
Yom were too bosy forgetting
tbe Oct that there wee women in the
Aisle of the ear. It bappenea beeweele
eerlicety-thirel and Eighty-tiret etreete,
led It almost anede me feet that the
yo chivalre had.returuerl. An old
-omen WaS holding on a strap and
stendizn. in front or 4 dePneie Chap
Witli a blase face.
"Step up farther in the ecoter ef tire
earl! shouted the guerd, and the old,
lede was about to oleey wheel the dap-
per bead opened aod Its owner gellaot-
a -de
" UratillIn. I get ott
Fifty-third street and Nighth nue
IC krall wait you MU have uty
• "Suet) gallantry elevated train.
In New York almeet brenglit inoletere
to my eyes, and if I batl had a bueetiall
bat I am quitesure that I could net
have restraitied m,ySelf trent bringing
moisture to that part of the blaue face
widen On the gridiron is usually pro-
tected by a rubber gnarl."
Shoat Ureaka claw,
Every one knows that whitlows will
rettle wben a loud noise Is meek In a
mem, but very few pereinis know that
a ;dome eau be brolrea by elioutlue into
it.
Any °military gleee erbielt has a clear
tone will do for Ma Meta Anil the eXe
4et nature of Its tone can nattily be
eseertalixed, by passing a moistened
linger around Its rho. This whit W-
hig mined the performer ebould hold
the glass In trout of las mouth and
shout Into It itta tone About an octavo
bigher than that of the glees, tram re-
sult will be that the glass will break
immetliately. mid for the mann that
It will not have strength euotigh to re-
eist the force exerted against it by the
waves of air.
The thinner the glaes is tbe more
easily it will be broken.
The tient og lawn.
The lava streams from tbe eruption
of Vesuvius in MSS were so hot twelve
years inter that steam Issued from
their creeks and crevieca, Those that
flon•eil from Mot lix 1781' were found
to he steaming bot just below the crust
as Into as 1840, The volcano Jamaica
In Mexico, poured forth In 179 lava
, that eighty -some years later gave off
columns of steaming vapor. In 1780 it
was found that stick thrust Into the
crevices instantly Ignited, although no
tliseonifort was experienced In wait:lug
on the burdened erust.
Queer Japanese Custom.
In some villages in japan robbers are
tried and convicted by ballot. When-
ever a robbery is committed the ruler
° or the bannet summons the entire male
population and requests them to write
n slip of paper tbe name of the per-
son they suspect as having committed
the eteme. The one receiving the lar-
, gest number of ballots is declared duly
"elected" and is accerdingly hanged.
• This system, like ail others, has Its pe-
culiar advantages. It lusures the pun-
isInnent of somebody for every robbery
connnittecl, whereas under the system
In vogue in most civilized countries in
nine cases mit of ten no punishment is
inflicted on any -belay for the crime. Of
Nurse they luny not "elect" the guilty
person, but dispose of some other char-
acter. equally bad.
ma violins.
The old time viol was tbe first instru-
ment of its tied rind furnished the plan
for the modern violin, which, however,
Is 700 years oId. It is said that Charles
IIintroduced it into England. One
of the dust makers of violins was
,Stradivarius of Cremonn, who (3,A -fated
in the early' part of the eighteenth on-
,
fairy. Violins made by him are worth
thousands. of dollars now and are high-
ly esteemed by collectors and perform-
ers. '
"I d.espise a hypocrite," says Boggs.
"So. do I," says Cloggs. "Now, take
Knog,gs, for example.' He's thebiggest
hypocrite, 013 earth, I cleSpiSe that
man,"
But yon appear to be his best friend."
"Oh, yes; I try to fIpper,trfriendly to-
ward him"' It pays better in the end."
SWiggs--Somehow I have failed to
meet with any snedess in my unitertalt-
,
legs.
Briggs—That's easily accounted for.
Swiggs—W ell, what's the answer?
Briggs—Too many bars in your way.
Assurance Pars. ,
Sitplleti—Dr. Skillings gets $3 for ev-
ery consultation. 'fhafs what Comes to
O loan who tlioroughry learns his pro-
fesSion. - • ,„
i I fer—A pd Dr. ' Kw a eker gets .10.
Thfit's what comes of,erittivotinfr,.. 8080- , . ,
11010 cheek.
Alsatian 1:x:r Women.
A favorite trick of Alsatian merket•
women is to place slx or eight :adoles-
cent eggs In a small basket and to (1e -
chile that those are all the absolutely
fresh ones tbey have. The victim buys
them, thinking' that if ibe woman were
dishonest she would have offered more
"tresla " Afterward the Mitred
'woman takes six or more out or a lar-
ger besket whieb is carefully covered
over.
Two Doable Roles.
Xoey—Uncle Joe, what is an optliniet
and a pessimist?
'Mete Joe—An optiratst, Joey, is a
man who on net happy when he feels
miserable, end a pessimist is a man
who cati act miserable when he feels
haPPY.
Thorough Worlr.
Youngwife—A friend has sent
me a basket ot quinces, and I don't
know how to 'use them.
Mrs. Oldwife—Nethiug Is simpler.
Pare and core them. mate preserves of
the best pieces, marmalade of the oth-
ers, and jelly of the cores and peelings.
Mrs. Youngwife —1Vell, 1 • declare!
And what shall I make of the basket
they came in?
The Giraffe.
.The children had written composi-
tions on the giraffe. They were reading
them eland to the class. At last the time
came for little Willie to read his. It
was its follows: "Tile giraffe is a dumb
animal and cannot express itself by
any sound because its -neck is so long
its voice gets tired on its way tO its
mouth."
Littie Latitude.
"I suppose a mail has to be pretty
careful in order to hold his job," said
the talkative passenger.
'lees," assented the conduetor sadly,
"If I knock a faro down; the company
kicks, '18(1 1*' I knock a passenger down
he reports me."
Artistic Improvement.
Hicks—That picture of• D'Anber's
that you bought at the exhibition looks
better in your stedy then ite did there
somehow.
Wicks—Yes. I Lave hung it the .other
side up.
The higher a man's character the
less he need concern himself about his
ree)iitati on.
A seioeesttion:
"Yee," Eeeid the wise guy; "I 8111 tbbr-
peghly convinced that honesty is, the
hest ,po I ley."
"I SuPpeSc you have reached that
' cOnelu.sien after having tried both,"
murmured the' simple
, . .
THE, ,FEPE-1,ANCE.
alle Terrible inte ottert ca WM. "Death
In Vow Memento,
The tereible fer-de-lance will strike
again and again awl, Is the cause of
greet mortality where be existe, caps.
Ing deeth often in a few moments. Over
the whole earth there is none to man
pare with bim eecept tie* notoriaus co,
lora of India Altleotielx ;to a welter
snake, he is too(' of tbe river and flat
2 lauds in its vielnity, seldom beteg met
with in the tails, 'Ibis denizen et the
Teet)Y swamp awl sedgy river bauka
foena over the whole north of Alte South
1 Americen continent 48 well es in the
lelandsoe Trinided. St. Lucia and Mar,
rie is truly the evil genius of
the two iatter, where deaths from hle
bite form a high percentage every year,
In- alartialque especielly it le neeeesw
ry eftentimes 52 seine districts to Imre
the vorntielels So as to destroy these
snakes before tile nearees dare enter te
cut the Canes Ole one eetete tbirtyliev-
en fendenancea were tilled Mt
ef ground containing eleven norm
Of a. dull yellowish or vlay tinted'
grouad color. be Is ringed with irregte,
ear, outclass) hands, narrou'Ing t0 .111
the back ante broaaleatimt dowowartb.
Tbie arrangement or volcriog orageg
lain extremely illitieolt to discern 2n
tbe Oat allavlal lamb where the Bun
baked clay, Mixed with the let:teamed
Woe or atielta raten null water soaliten
tualges a carpet of a color with las coat,
Ile 13 from Ave to seven feet in length,
as Miele as a UMW* Wriet, with a fat
trieugular head.
n 044 Paromote*.
.& cauiwnn leveli mattes a goo bre.
ronicter. F II a tumbler half full ltle
water. put the heat Into It SW [lo
piece of musliu over the top te Seep
the leech from getting, out. An Tau
have to do to and out what sort or
weather we are gulag to have m
WWII the little animal,.
For ceeeeple„ whea tbe day la to be
Ono the leech will remain at the het -
'tom of the glass, eollkil up lu spinal
shape eud. quite metionlees. If rain
way he expected. It will creep to tit*
top or the glees and stayAlare mutat It
deers off,
If Ilse leech twists Melt and Is very
Teatime, there le goiog to he a whale
storm. It It keeps out of the water for
several days, lo4ir, out for a thantler-
storm.
Tbe Indleations for frosty wefether
It* same OS Air 'fine Rail for snow.
880 58 for rain. In fact, a teeth le
good a Inrecaster *lie
Qt8888
A. Comedy of trreril.
" When Baron Intusetuann writ to
Constantinople on a visit to AbdtiTAzies
Nebo was then sultan. he had an inters
View witb the menet vizier, wbo did not
kuow a word of Isreneb. At the begIn-
ning of the Interview tbe old long Turk -
pipes were brought In, and then
Dann Ilaussmann begun making a
very long speech in Fre:tell. The glemil
vizier could not understand a word, but
, listened most attentively till be notleea
'that his pipe had gone out and clapped
hes baud for a servant to come rind re -
1 light It Ilaussmann, thinking he was
'applaudlug, • .1io(1 toward bhu
outeiretebed band, Intending to shako
hands aud thank liltn. The grand vizier,
seeing his band put forth, shook it
warmly tind said "Goodby," limier the
1 imPression It was naussmannes intew
lion to leave, and quitted the room.
• The t‘Ear or Dimaysius.to
A. cunningly coastructed prisoa car-
; ern, consisting of a huge chamber con-
nected with one of smeller dimensions,
situated near Syracuse, Italy, has gone
into legendary history with the title of
the "Ear of Dionysluse' The smaller
• chamber was nal:1)mm to the prisoner's
kept In this underground dungeon and
the tyrant by whose name it is known
had a habit of secreting himself tiler°
to listen to the conversation of the cone
viets, who were moStly political offend -
es. An ingenious device conStrileted at
the smaller end of the larger chamber
transmitted the sounds through the
partition, thus enabling the suspicious
ruler to her even the whispered eon-
versatious of his "suspeetse'
sot:acad.:1g to shoot.
The other day a solitary sportsman,
his gun under his arm, was wandering
down a country lane 'In Invereess-shire
when be meta small boy maklag for
the school.
"I say, ray boY," he remarked, "Is
there anything to shoot down here?"
The boy 1001 ed around for a moment
andthen answered with eagerness:
"Aye, there's 8 skulemaister eenthe
oNvre the bill!"—London Answ-ers.
•
A Bold Scotelunau.
The late czar of Rtissia was onc night
playing a game of -whist at IIorobarg,,
and the Prince or Wales and several
of his friends were of the party. Among
those friends was Sir James Macintosh,
a well known bon vivant of the eight.
los and nineties. Sir James was one ot
those blunt, downright, rough spoken
Scotehmen who didn't- kuow fear of
God or man.
In the midst of the gamo Sir Jamei
called out to the czar, "You've re.
301 ed:' Everybody's blood ran cold.
The Prince of Wales kicked the Scotch.
man under tile table, and the czar,
blushing and confused, exclaimed in
bewilderment: "Revoked! Why, I nev.
er such a thing in my life!" Bill
Sir James persisted, and the monarch
was prove(1 to be in the ivrong, where.
Upon Sir James replied to the observa.
tIon of the czar, "I dare say you've of
ten revoked, your majesty, but this if
the first time you were ever told so." ,
C pensations.
When nonan inlys as he goes, he al -
limes gets it welcome beek.—Philadee-
phia Record. •