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A DAT WI TIT BA.DEN-POWETZ.'S
CONSTABULARY.
3Xis Ten Thousand Treopers and
Settee of Their Nally
Duties,
Great la the ferethought, beande
less -the wisdom ef the empire. Tt
asin;71, botb ltends to create a desert
in War timebecause thereby the War
Wee to. be shorteeed. But as soon
a* the lest ehot had been tired the
wide areas Or tile Tranevaal And the
0. it. ta were overrue by the South
African cenetabillaten
)413o, the rebuilders of the over-,
thrown social fabric, aays epecial
correspotuleet of the Lendon Daily
Expeeee, Writing from elfelealetieee
burg.
1.11 SenteMber, 1i/00, le -Ord Roberts
iastrocted General Baden-Powell to
draw up a scheme for a constoludorS
tore for the new territories! te be
reedy for work ter June, 1901--, Ala"
wits and passes to moye about the
country are issued by us."
PASSPORTS TO KweleyreoN;
A yeung Englislima.n joins the
force, after many yeArs eeveim tete.
He exchanges the crowned, jostling
or a teemieg Town for the open
veldt, the exhileratine freedom Or
these plains 0.000 feel, nearer the
stars. He knows that Ids future
lies with himeelf; Promotion gaga
by merit Ovine, attd its steps are
easy.
Smartness, letelligetice. tact, aain,
4y -these Are the paeeperts to. proe
Motion in "B. -PS's" police ; the
beat man is bound to etelle out on
top. What wonder everybody is
keen to win up the slope ? Over 9,-
000 officers of all grades base an,
plied for commissions in this force,
but the ren& is olit'Tv
s
P a P_ et want-
ed." Tbe pmees are being kept for
the men Who are earning them by
eacellent service in tne ranks, And
these oleo are 'working like heroes to
qualify. They "stew** at the Dutch
language, attend elaeses ia police
ditties, drill untiringly, and behave
der the ordere Lord Milner, AS like gentlemen
High Cennoisnieher— 'rue ideael The Dutch' ti:oopers are the keenest
then WAS that. the country was of the keen, They tome four whee
l
obeut to nettle down tO peace- troops in the Transvaal Avid almut
With this, "generel idea" in .mitat nvny Th tho orange mom colony
the eeturnaudersith-eldef agreed to and eanch troop la meale up eqoally
head over to form the row force a of the old National Scouts, the seen
preportion of efAcers. N-0-0-.ao and who helped Lord Nitcheeer to end
Men up to 20 Per cent. of the war, and of burghers who held
corPa4 with herPe; asdfldie.go oPos, out to the end and hese now teltert
trallePert Ut16 haSillt01 cPuIP+40' Service with the efoPire. They have
But Peeve w“S CaY4 the ftr.,a4„Y sharp Worde to fling at each other,
eould Trot fulfill its Part. ot "to
gtheSe two seetions: but words don't
agreement. eneral
had te earry out his share. and hew
Magnificently he bus done it tet the
S.A. C. testify to -day.
CORDS OP MOLDIER POLTOT.I
It fe a corps of solelier-poliee,cern
"lining all the best qualities tif the
Royal Irish Constabulary, the ett,
Adiall Rides, the Isreneh gendarmerie
the Cape Pelice and the Indian
Corps of Guideee, ottieered by men
who have patrolled lonely frontiers
In both. hemispheres, learnieg tbe
art of diplontatie dealing at many
lieditbAS With enettilee actsal ro-
ta:Oat, It is a force- in which syss
tem is carried to a science, end yet
every man hes the widest scope for
Ids individual talents. As in, the
brut mid old Intternesses are dying
out in the universal rivalry.
EEZFOB Irlowzrzics,
cl_wP., Tablet,' Are What
You Need When Little Ones
Are Cross2 Fretful and
Sleepless.
if €1. Child i croes, fretful and
:deers imdly, the mother may feel
abselutely certain thnt some de-
rangement of the stomach or howele
is the eftUee. And *he eon be just
as certain that Baby's Own Tablets I
will put her little on .'sh
day of the Napoleonic legions. each,ITithlets sure all the minor ailments
trooper may carry In Ws wellet the 11 of little one.s. such as indlgesti
blank parehtr.ent of a, colonel's coca.' constipation, idarplo firma, dia
boo, worms and teething troubl
Idle South African ConstAtilary They are goorenteed to contain
has a motto which is "Be prepay- opiate And can he given with aim
ed." lientessherine who is supreme lute safer% to the youngest *
Chief you will grasp the play upon most feeble child. Every mot
initiate and tie way the motto fits
the force. It Is always ready for
Ito work -ready with shot and steel
to convert the Boers from obstinate
resistance in war time, eager now to
ehow that the empire bears no
Medico and intends to rule the eoun-
try with absolute justice and in-
tegrity.
"Whlh" said General Bit:len-Po-
well, "the Boers are wonderfully
good friends, with our men. They
Unless the soap you
use has this brand you
are not getting the best
Ask Ps *be feetaeon rear.
erwasamonaminser,Leasse .asrameseariamisonammemeiss
„
WU WOOL IS SO WRAP
BY ALFRED 4NST7, OI
SlEi1M12VSEVII,Y, ENO.
Objections te Legislation for
teetien tO WO91 grow-
ers,
The objections to ote proposed
government Bill are rather strongly
put hy the Textile World, a, paper
judgirig frent its name. wbich Imo
its ssmpathies mainly with the
antnufadturem They state that if
the hill beeonies lew no fabrie Leen-
tattling the slightest Proportion of
wool will come inte the United
States, for there is ma method
known to Mail of determining how•
intich of the wool in a fabric has
been. and bow melt has not been
subjeeted to a mernifocturrug pro -
cos before it reecheri the milt wber0
it wee last eenverted into cloth.
This. I AM. Informed, is incorrect,
TN Bradford Conditienilig Metes
coal deterroine What any fabrie is
Made of by actual percentoges.
It is stated that the Custom Muse
ollicials can distinguish cotton, 1*4
cn silk, and certain other fibres
from wool and woollen shoddy; but
they will be forced either to refuse
Admission to the goods or ascent
the statementth
of e Importer as to
how much wool shoddy there is in
the cloth.
THE NEXT OBJECTION
has reference to the enact:levet that
ell goods itienufactured prior to the
passage of the Act, and which had
passed out of the liande of the
• tifactutor and the iugredients et
13" which are not known. shall he label -
es. led "hfanufectured prior to the Pure
no Fibre Act: composition not known."
o's thThe article in question contends
vat at the manufactured goods Clue
her
who has lased them speaks of these
Tablets in the warmest term% Mrs.
l. Bancroft. Dearwood, Mn, says :
'I hat e used Baby's Own Tablets
for stomach and bowel troubles, for
imple esters and teething. and I
think them the best niedicine in the
world. They always strengthen chit.
dren Instead of weakening them as
most other medicines do."
You can get. Baby's Own Tnblets ,
nt any dreg store, or by nutil post
gre kcen to WO a ConstnbuIary pa- petit at 20 cents a box by writing
trol station on their farms, espe.. direct to The Dr. Williams' Ifedielne
daily if the natives are gtsen to Co., Brocnville, Ont., or Scheme -
thieving stock." 'lady, N.Y.
"B. -P." and his 10,000 police aro
in fact nursing an enfeebled land
back to Its former vigor and lust-
incos. Their treatment Is rational.
no patient Is helred over ad the
sough places with a. tender hand,
thit on the right road, and then left
to work out During his recent visit to I.
his own entire eon-
vlescenCe with jt Northwest, Dr. James Stewart,
vision as is for his good withoutausSO Much Super -
entree], was interviewed by t
;
Calgary Herald upon the sultabill
acing obtrusively masterful.
SCATTERED POSTS -WIDE An1*-%it I country for the treatment and cu
of the climate of that paet of t
Tilts supervision is kept up over aOf consumption.
stretch of country something likofDr. Stewart is quoted as sayin
600 miles square, from the Ormige "I have been out hero now for ov
Meer to Limpopo, from Thabal three weeks and Wive formed a goo
Wale in the southeast, to the opinion, being very much impress
Bechuanaland border, near Idafelting,' with tbe climate. While it is trt
on the northwest. Over this vast, that different patients require dia. c
area the Inspeetor-General has ferent treatments and what might a
spread his mesh of posts like a. huge. Suit one might not sett all, 1 be- t
spider -web. He had to weave the lleve that as regards climatic eon- p
whole net himself, because the horses ditfons out Northwest and parts
and me.n and arms promised in Sep- British Columbia offer as good o
tember, 1000 -when the country was portimitiee as any other climates
"about to settle down to peace"- the world. ' T believe out of the
could not be spared from the array. climates favorable places might b
Be had to design the system Juni had for practically all patients.
provide the material, both Unmatch- think a fair Start might be made
able to -day in auy other country, some philarithrOpiste or men wit
On two huge maps of the Trans- means would come forward and ere
veal and Orange River Colonsr in a sanatorium at or near Calgax
the headquarters office you see doz- with 'a reasonable extent of groun
MIS of little flag,s sticking out, each tebout it. There is Such an abut
'with a number. These denote the dance of sunshine with a reasonabl
stations of troops, each with. 100 altitude that a great number of p
• men under a captain and lieutenant. tients would recover. And • wha
Also you note a mail of red wafers has impressed Inc most, is that • ou
on the maps. 'These are to Mark the here, advautages, are offered for th
,positions of the squade-one non- occupation of patients. There are
commiesioned officer and six troop- ample opportunities for cultivating
ers-the units of the force. It is all small pieces of ground with garden
admirably simple. Each district is truck or raising fowl and things of
marked out into so many squad that kind. And as for mechanics
areas, and every znile of that area carpenters and builders, there is
is patrolled and every. farm visited great demand for them and the
at least once a week. So mariy dis- might easily get into their old mil-
triets for a "ward," so' many ployment. Tn Denver they have
, "wards" a. divisiche four clivizions started a plan of this kind and I be -
embrace the whole emintry. heve it is working well. As for th
The Inspector -General, at Johan- well-to-do patients they can easil
• nesburg, every day as sure as the find outdoor aniusements. Thi
SIM rises, has a report from every question of employment is the dif
distriet as to the happenings there- ficult one with the patients withou
In. means. Tbe sanatoria in the eas
BACK TO THWIR F.A.33MS. are doing great and good work, bu
after the cure the patient's return to
The district heedquarters have to his old occupation in. the crowded
•'arrange for transporting burghers cities nray- revive the •deeease. Ou
heek t� their farms. • The eepatria- here it is different. There -prac
tion committees are mostly Dutch, eicallyenb winter, a perSO.4 cane • be
• but in 'the.centre of the ;Orange out practically ell the time and
River Colony, as an instance, we are With its stills/line and eeeneeal dsie
the coMmittee,' said General ness he. ,can resume his .old sVork,
• speaking of the duties of the police. or find' simile week that will enable
"We' have a train of waggens and Min to live and support himself cn.
the .stores, farming, implements and his family,''
baggage aye taken out to the farms "Did you see the statement made
ender police escort'. You'll often see at the last iiinnual meeting of the
• -the troopers helping to re -roof the Canadian anneal tubercular confer -
house; dig water-coureee, erect enee held at `Ottawa' that there were
fences, and generally 'straightening 7,000 deaths " last year in Canada
up' for tee Boer, and I can tell you and about fifty thousand continually
he is very eratefule In eonie places suffer from the disease)"
• we have ,assIsted him in ploughing '; "Yes, I did, and it is appalling.
seed is in, and it's only, a case now Now that medical science has indiL
.of waiting fier the .rains to get a cated the pure, and the simple rene-
ge,o, d harvest.. edy, money should be forthcoming'
• We are running the posts all over to cure the disease. Thousands of
the c4inatry, with Cape Carts to' theS, liveS can be saved at a corn-
• ,1-e-lioeses. We have pigeon posts paratively small outia.y ancl many
weer out -stations ; telephones homes and children protected. The
' and teeigraphs link all the districts,, disease is a great burden to the pro -
and news is also• sent by hello. fession and' the erection of sanatoria
nite all the he. der 'drift's' we have, the west would be an enornis
posts to stop smuggling. All per-) ous-
TUBERCULOSIS.
The Climate of the Northwest and
Its Treatment,
placed under a ban would apprOaCh
in value $850,000,000. and by label-
ling them they would be cast under
sunpleion regardless of nterit. This,
I take it, could be minim -
Ind to a great extent
by postponing the hilt coining
into operation until a year or ea
had 01(1,PSVC1 from its becoming law.
When margarine was sold as but-
ter a great hue and cry was raised.
and rightly so, because the fat of an
ox was being Hold as the product of
the cow, and now, forsooth. because
(as is the case with margarine) will
a simple microscopic examinatio
not disclose the fraud, we nre told
this article that no attempt ma
he made to protect the public az
ensure their 'being able to purclut
a pure woollen -garment. Difilcu
ties were made to be overcome, an
we should not be content to s
down and take It as an accept
Ile 'fact that there is no solution
01 this rabic
be I
JUDGED ARIGHT.
One of the highese officers in the
German armY ie. Very Partimilar that
els scediera are properly fed. He is
the habit of making uetexpected
visits to the barracke and ins*et-
isg food in eerson,
011 the occasion of one 9f these
visits he perceived two. soldiers car-
rYing a, steaming bei*' fro the
kitchen.
"Pet, it down. Vetch a. epee:in,"
be eonimanded.
The astonished soldiers looked at
each other. One Of them rushed mia
but reappeared in a few minutes
with a eleson.
"1 Want to see what sort of soup
You get," said the general, as. he
dipped the spoon into the boiler.,
But as aeon as he tasted it he Pull
ed an Wein' face, exclaiMing
"What sort of broth is that ? It
tastes like disitweter. What is it,
nyhow ?"
• "That's just what it is, your ex
,pelleney," replied the soldier. "It's
the water the diehee Were Waeleed
111."
EMJIlAn MS WILL
.111.09FIT•
FULLY EXPECTINg TO DIB,
EAD ARRANgrED AIX IS
EARTIWZ ABBAIRS,
ow Death, insappeinted b
t14° gaPPY Restoration to
zrealtb. toed trength of Xs.
Teeny,
SaMiler, ASSa., Sept, 29,
oielt-W. Louie Teeny, of
piece, was :xi ill with Intlannu
Of the Bowels; and Ridnese that o
ono ever expected him to recover.
All tope had, been abandoned end
Mr. Teeny had made his will, iltBY
esPeeting that be would
in this extremity itir. Cosgrate,
Postmaster, thought of Dodds Kid-
ney Pills and immediately gave Nr.
Teeny a dose. 'This treatment, was
continued at intervals with the re -
it that in fl. very short time the
wee who was thought to be (Ong,
was on •hin feet an going around
as if notbing bad happened.
This remarkable cure of such an
.. tame CaSe has created quite
sensation in the neighborhood an
many kind wortrs' are being ,salsl af
Dodd 's Kichey Pills for the wondzs.
ful work they did in Mr. Teen's
ease.
This remedy has always been re-
cognised aruong the people as a sure
cure for Backache, Rheumatism and
all Kidney Troubles, but this is the
first case ever reported in this vicin-
ity where they haee been used with
such quick results.
lir. 'Teeny himself is very grateful
to Dodd's Kidney rill3 for his hap-
py reiteration.
People in and about Sumner have
just about concluded that there is
nothing in the way of slekuess that
Do d s 1(1‘ney rills will not cure,
nsul there is scarcely a, home to be
found in the neighborbood t
te-;te/ 4it-l/ak hil4,21140.•
ft,9--A
•-riv
ada
The Dawson Commission Go. "mit"'
Go., TORONTO..
Can handle your /lenge, PEAOFIE0sPIARS, rums, osioss, POULTRY (dead wallet/)
OUTT1.41, V0081 BONET, to goad atleantegth tot ritt hare Yallr consignMentei
fl
will pay you. Stamp e and nede on OPP110*tists.
POORLY PAID TEACHERS.
Thirty dollars a year is the sal
ary of a certiecated teacher in the
Government schools io the rural dise
triete of Russia, The teachers are
forced to accept the charity of rela-
tives or of their pupils' parents. The
• feete have been elicited by “Ov-
erninent CoMMissiOn.
Ix*' not contain n. box of this wonderful
.
id I
Are, women and children aro find-
st medicine.
80 big out every day some new virtues
le- in it and It is tory Interesting to
(II hear them get together and em-
it I. pare notes . a o *s lad -
d' ney Pins have done in their various
of ' homes.
Another difficulty Gait the writers
tY see is that honest manufacturers of
he goods containing 00 per cent. of
*'Owoolwould tag them as mixed or
shoddy goods, whilst the dishonest
ff: manufacturer of goods eontaining
er
ed
to
90 per cent. of shoddy would tag
these as all wool. This dillIculty
may arise* but I am under tho Im-
pression that to work un 90 per
ant. of shoddy it considerabl
mount of cotton must be used, an
lri(eamdbiisvhofinieidst hinlin:onfufacturer wottl
of ITULCTED IN A HEAVY FINE,
p-
in As before stated, undoubtedly some
shoddy is far better, and would
se
et
if ed, would not 1110k0 enoth to de-
ceive anyone. and ,sterefore would
?. of foreign, low-grade ICenipy wool
▪ but these alone, and not adulterat-
ed, •
e a better cloth than sonic sorts
conereaa with any except the
Y adulterated goods.
That there are many difficulties in
1- the way of getting practical legisla-
e tion on the subject cannot be de-
a- med, but. the importance of promot-
t ing honesty amongst ManUfaCtUrers
t and protecting' the people from lin-
e position demands the serious atten-
tion of the Legislature of all civil-
ized countries, because, as a. matter
of fact, it *really concerns the
masses of the people more than the
, sheep men who are directly interest -
a ed, because under present conditions
Y all the poorer classes are entirely
clad in the adulterated goods.
There can be no question that the
Majority of men and Women who go
O into a. shop. to purchase woollen
y goods have no knowledge of the ex -
8 tensive fraud daily perpetrated in
- selling them goods largely composed
t of substitutee for wool, and that 90
t per cent. of the buyers have no idea
t that when asking fpr woollen goods
they are too - Often .purchieng an
article from which raw wool is cen-
t spicuous- by its- -absence:.
- Tais -presees qieavily' on the, labor-
ing and artisan classes, who, practi-
cally never get anything except' so-
-- called cheap goods, but which would
be more truthfully designated if call-
ed low-priced goods. It is contend-
• ed that even if tse price were soine-
whet enhanced, the genuine woollen
garment WO u Id give a greater' com-
fort and health, wear nulCh longer.
• and in the end prove much more eco-
nomical than adulterated goods.
In conclusion 1 beg to express my
sense of obligation to the numerous
correspondents in England, the
United States, and Canada for much
naluable information supplied to me.
'
•
The university at Foura Bay,
Sierra Leone, is said to be the
smallest in the world. A few years
ago it had but 12 students and 5
proiN;sors.
You • thiek you know yourself,
my boy, but you don't." "Oh, yes,
1 do. 1 knonr all the best people
round here."
WHO srolal THE LANGUAGES,
Onthe facade of the principal
tel in Vichy, France, is the an-
11*mi:cement
"All languages epoaen here."
A recent tourist plied the boat
with English, Spanish, Russian and
Dutch. :Seeing that the good fellow
nuderstood eater a word, lie in -
:rind who it was that spoke every
,• engem To that mine host replied,
with frigid dignity -
"The travellers,' she"
Sprained Ankle
Cured
Another AliffA4
wao'
Remarkable
Case Where
St. Jacobs
Oil
Worked
a Wonder
Mr. W. H. Allen, jr., of 17 Den-
mark street, Aston, Birmingham,
writes under elate of May 2eth,
1896 : "1 Inn a driver for the Key-
stone Bottling Co., of Birmingham,
and I had the misfortune to be
.pitched off, my waggon, and besides
being bruised from head to foot my
ankle joint was put out and my
foot severely sprained. I tried many
embrocations, .but received no bene-
fit; I then Went to the hompital, but
after having been treated for a con-
siderable tame, I left, not any
better. I then ,determined to try St.
Jacobs Oil, and I. can assere you
that before usedthecontents of
ens bottle iny ankle was as sound
as ever,. and I was able to go to
work as "if nothing had happened."
f
Of the 7,032 ships which cleared
last year from Australian ports,
6.308 flew the British flag, Only
724 were foreign.
Tell the Deaf -Mr. J. F. Relied:,
DruggisaPerth, writes: "A customer of
mine having been enred of deafness by the
use of Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil, wrote to
Ireland, telling his friends there of the
cure. In consequence I received an order
to send half a dozeneby express to Wex-
ford, Ireland, this week."
The albatross varies from 121b.
to 281bin weight. The largest ever
shot was 17eft. between the tips of
its outstretched wings,
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns etc,
;Tarter QUM VITT or TOIXIKi.
LIZO483COUNTT., f ,ht
Et:ANX taltiNEY makes 91.0
that he Is erner partner Of the grUt al
F. 4. elliatilel 4 fate. doing bug:zees
thit City -of teoinity and
to aforeeriid. Ana that .egier atm vete
pay the sum et ONE nate
LARS ter •realt. and every citeel of (1A.,
TAMAR tbete cesmot he cured ter the
use Of CAVA:Una vinta,
PRANK eitaNEY.
Sworn to before me and eubecribed
preesnce, due tith day ot December.
l. Melte,
••••14•4• A. W. 01,EAS,01/
„Teefa
' arAto
Ball's Catarrh, euro Iti token Inter-
unilY. and actn directly on the blood
and 411.1COlfe surfacea of the system.
Send for testimonials. free.
F. eilleelelY 4 co., 'rased°. 0.
s by414
bora *Family aie thee; test.
The radiometer is so delivate an
instrument that it will measure the
amount of heat„giten by a hu-
man body at 2.000 feet distance.
• Biliousness Burdens Life. --The
Man Is never a companicemble man be
cause Ids ailment renders biat morose and
• gloomy. The completes is not co danger
ous it is disagreeable. Yet. no one need
• euffer from it 1010 Mt11 procure Parnieleo'S
Veget4b70 By regulating the liver
and oh:nett:1g the effects of bile In the
stone:ea they restore men to cheerfulness
and full vigor of actlou.
"Six feet in his boots 71 exclaim-
• ed Airs. Beeswax; "what will the in-
• solence of this world come to, I
wonder ? Why, they might as well
tell ine that the man bad six heads
In his hat."
ENCLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT
removes all hard, .oft or calloused lemma
anciBlendsbee from tosses. Bleed Ssevin,
Curbe, Splint; Ring Bone, Sweeity. Stifies,
sPreins, Sort end Swollen Threes, Copului,
etc, Bevels+) Ity use of one bottle. War*
ranted the meet wendertel Blemish Onee
ever known- Sold by all
NO111040116 twIt'al$1.4
trosnaelawaer.tracktiarker %oleo;
toe70" facf 01W43414 43 4 *P11 COMP,
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...„mmaeLene•en.,
TOO
A ellguitAry of the Church of Eng.
land tells this story of hie Cam-
br4dge dare
lie is young looking, and rdwayn
wears a white tie. When he got his
fellowship. full of pride and conso.
•queue. he went to call tti.on the
Master of one of the colleges.
He rang the hell and, when the
door opened. was about to present
his card when he was cut short by
the footman, vim had run his eye
over him, saying :
"All right4 young man. You're
too iate. I got the place yester-
day."
IMPERIAL MAPLE SYRUP
elie intelite undue bete ettikt1 4MtaAi.
l'earaconry_back tot eaturiseteri.
SE* LAV4:4301E, Aguas, Nentmsd..
A SOA1?/PS:4 COUNTRY.
In spite of British rule Indin is
still virtually a strapless country.
.Throughout the villages of Itindu-
,stan soap is, indeed, regarded as a
'natural curiosity, and it is rarely,
Af ever kept 1 stock by a native
shop -keeper.
A Cure for Blunt =time, -The Intrusion
of iirie acid into the blood vessels is a
fruitful cause of rheumatic pains. This
irregularity Is owing to a derange(' and
•unhealthy condition or the liver. Any
TO 'VOW. A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take 1a:31.1re Proms trailing, Tablets. AU druts
gots refund the mom kr a tans sa curt. Z. If
.evas almannels en each box. 1:33,
tram•••••••••
"Really, Jane, dear," said Mr.
Bobbeter to Ids wife, as they sat
down In the theatre. "your bat is
too high. Take it off and put it in
your lap." "Well, I like that i"
snapped Wm. Bohbeter. "If I put
that hat In my lap, how ant 1 go-
ing to see over it ?**
Ihere never was, and never will be a
universal panacea, in one remedy, for all
ills to which flesh is helr--the very uature
of many euratives being such that were
Sae germs of other and tihrerently seated
diseases rooted In the system of the
patient -what would relieve one ill, in
min would aggravate the other. We
have however, in Quinine Wine, when
obtafil able In a sound unadulterated
latate, a remedy for many and gre mos- ills.
By its gradual and judielone use, the
frailest systems are led into convalescence
mid strength, b the influence which Qui-
nine exerts onhature's own zestoratrres.
It relieves the drooping spirits of thoie
with whom a chronic state of morbid del- •
pondeney and lack of -interest in life is a
disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves,
disposes to sound and refreshing sleep -
imparts vigor to the action of die blood,
which being stimulated. courses through-
outthe veins. strengthening the healthy
animal functions of the system, thereby
makine activity a necessary result',
strengthening the frame, and ,eivinn life
to the digestive orgaus. which naturally
demand Inereneed substance -result,
int-
pro'*'ed appetite. Northrop a: Lyman of
Toronto have given to the ublie thel
superior Quinine Wine at the usual eare;
and, gauged by the opinion of scientists,
this wine approaches nearest perfection of
;mein the market. All drngeisis seine
Customer (in restaurant) -"I've
forgotten what I wanted to order,
and I had it right on the tip of my
tongue," Waiter -"What did you
say about a tip, sir ?*'
Minard s Liniment Cults Dandruff
Helen -"How long did you stay in
Paris on your trip to France 7"
Emma -"Oh, a week altogether."
Helen --"But surely you could not
take in everything In such a: short
time ?" Emma --"But we did all
the same. You see, there were three
of us. Mamma took in the picture
galleries, I studied the shops and
things, and papa examined the local
color in the cafes."
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Messrs. C. • C: Richards & CO,
Gentlemen, -My daughter 18 years
Old; was thrown: from a sleigh and
injured her elbow so `ba.dly it re-
mained stilt and very painful for
three , years. Four bottles of MIN-
ARID'S LINIMENT completely cured
her and she has not been troubled
for two years.
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J. B. LEVESQUE.
St. Joseph, PQ., Aug. 18, 1000.
Mrs. Billus---"John, yen ought
not te be so hard on the young
man who comes to see Bessie. You
were a young man once yourself,
and mY recollection is that you
were 'sometimes a very silly one."
Mr. ! I. was an idiot,
Maria; I was an idiot 1 1 have
found it out since."
lone subject to this Painful affection wilt
find a remedy in Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills. Their action upon the kidneys is
pronounced and. most beneficial, and by
restoring heeltby actiou, they correct int
purities in *be blood.
Physician twith his ear to pa
tlent's breast* -"There is a curioup
swelling over the region of the
heart, sir, wilielt itmst be reduced at
once.'" Patient t a n %Jousts? )-"That
-swelling* is my pochet-book, doc-
tor. Please non% reduce it too
much."
Tor Orer Sixty Tear*,
As OLD AND WIILVTDIND Realtor. — Jars
Winslow* rootbingSyrup has been used for ever alsts,
tears by millions of mothers tor their children white
seething, with veriest sauce:a. It roothea the child,
softens the 'IMP, allays all vain. =reit wind velle, akea
lathe litutrernedy for Diarrium.. Is plemant to the
Agate. Sold by druggists In every pan of tee Ivor d.
rweety.tIve teats a bottle. Its value ia Incalculable.
So sure and ask for Mrs. 'Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
and take no other kind
Small Son. -"I know what be
when grow up. Pin going to he a
great inventor." Papa --"That's en-
couraging, certainly. What makes
you think you have inventive ge-
nius 2" Small Son --'Why, X wanted
to take a. screw out, and I couldn't
find a screwdriver. so X unscrewed it
with. your razor."
Monkey Brand Soap ma.kes copper
like gold, tin like -silver, crockery
like marble, and windows like
crystal.
The longest bridge in the world is
the Lion Bridge, over an arm of the
Yellow Sea, in China. It is .51 miles
long, and the roadway 70 feet above
Water,
It :may be only a trifling, cold, but neg
feet it audit will fasten its beige in your
nings, and you will soon be carried to an
untimely- grave. In this country we have
sudden changes and must expect to have
coughs and colds. We cannot avoid them,
bet we can effect a cure by using Bickle's
Anti -Consumptive Syrup, the medicine
that has never been known to fail in cur-
ing coughs colas, bronchitis and all af-
fections of throat, hings and chest.
"Get out, you ornithorhynches
The man departed meekly. "Who's
that ?" inquired it, friend of the
speaker. "An ornithorhynchus
"Why do you call him that ?" "Well
Webster defines an ornithorhynches
as a beast with a bill."
MirildrdIS Liniment for sale Herywhere
"Do You think," he asked, in hesi-
tating accents, 'that you could
learn to love me ?" "Yes," she re-
plied, coyly. "I could learn, but
I'm afraid you'll have a good deal
.of trouble teaching father."
810M 11)1 4zougn
and -works oil' the Cold
Laxative Bronso.Quinine Tablets cure a cold in ono
day. No CureIsTo Pay. Price 25 cants.
"My wife is a lecturer and I am
an enter tad ner , " said Hobbs. "in-
deed ? I knew your wife appeared in
public, but I . did not know that
you ever did." "Oln I don't ;
stay at home and entertain the
baby."
Minard's Liniment relieves Neuralgia,
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