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LOItD lalTCH lehTER AND EON.
.FOSERE clIAEBERLAIN.
The FirStI the Ideal Feeemon
the Secoad Is the Vriexal Pt'
the COlouieS.
Lord, Nitchener hes the peeuliae
gift Of making other Plea work as
hard as he works himself, and ef
getting' out of them that tirelees.
•eager vigilanee which is Ms secciat
end nereonal chaeacteristie„ says the
Leaden" Spectator. He is. in 'truth,
the ideal fOrenten. It is the busie
nese of the forenean to see that the
vi..1010 of the Allen under hine do their
- Work. and not merely the willing'
Men. duet, os sidle:xi driver of
e fon-hand is always watching bis
team. awl eeeing that they are all
'puiIig that the ttecit.s of all of
thane are pressed to the collor. and
that non e of the traces are eloolt.
eo the foreanao of the worhs sees t
it that the whole of the gavg are
teasY. lo neither ease mast the idler
allow ea to trot slyly alougaide
the reel 'Milers, eontent with pre-
tending. but only preteeeling, to do
sbore. Lord Kitchener. neither
VgYPt or in South Afrieo. ol-
lowed -those present shirkings. Eie
W4 e niwoye on the lookont for the
@lack' trace and 'wee collar, No %me
quito num lune. hut somehow
Other he alwaye fouuti out whethe
the men under hint were idling or
worldng. PO the most insignilicant
Sebaltera had an uneasy feeliug thot
there woo an eye upoo him, and that
even the remvatest opener of the whit
was not lonely enough or foegotten
enough to hide his supinewees. No
fleulet, In epite of their feers, plenty
Of Melt did litallag0 to cameo worn-
ing energelicelly ae they ought
to have worked4 but, they enatched
at beet a fearful joy, and were al -
Steen castiag an uneasy glance at.
the' Impertal foreman at Pretoria,.
'the loafers and elorkers felt eure
that sooner or later he would be
dOW11 Olt theta and force them to ,
keep the tracee tight.
As we baro said. LordKitcbener,
ifi a great Imperial wet:. But. !
that being ea, the important thing,t
from the natioutd point of view, te
to use him, for appropriate woriee-to
get out of libix the work ho does
Ate aro tar to apt, as a. nation. to 1
net our great Men to inappropriat4!!
worie. aud no to etude- sufficiently '
what is the right "billet" for the
particular man. Our national fai1.
mg is carelessuees about detail and
About organization generally. and
rere aro far too much inclined to think
that, when we Ilanproved a Man to
he good at Otte particular job, he ,
will nereesaalle• be good at all jobs. !
For instal:Cc. there is a story that.
When the Canadian reheliion took
place an the "thirties," and Par -
Moment was greatly perturbed as to
bow to put an end to tbe disaffee-
tion, it WaS gravety proposed to fiend
out the then Speaker of the 'louse
,Of Commons. He bad, proved an
irornense success in managing the
Itouse of Commons in the last Mire -
termed and in the first, reformed Par-
iletnent, and members aceuStomed to
obey lunt could not Coneeive that his
'word and look would not. produce
artier as quickly in British North
America as they did io"Westmins-
ter. No one. they feltcould possi-
bly resist the Speaker's decisions,
Throughout our admioistration we
have the same tendency to hold that
a man wbo bee done well in one cave
poeity will be sure to do well in
another. No doubt occasionally the
pltrn answers admirably, but it is
also very apt to lead to putting the
Yound men in the square holes. We
sincerely trust that it evil] be a:Void-
ed in Lord Kitchener's ease and that
he will take the trouble to use his
great gifts to the best purpose. It IS
-clear to us that the use to which
Lord Eitebener abated ultimately be
put is to be commander -In -chief.
PRIMO') Ole TEM* COLONIES.
Though we, by no means, agree
with all Mr. Chataberlaitt's
believing that it is sometiraes di-
rected too entirely towards a dis-
covery or retention of Inarkets, and
that the project cd tut Tomerial Zell-
verein, .in partiCtdar, is a mistake,
we cannot doubt that his disappear-
ance from the scene, even for a. time,
would have been a heavy blow both
to the Cabinet and the Empire. As
regards the latter point, there is, in
fact, no serious controversy. Front
every side the vast body of British
colonies and dependencies send up
evidence of profound confidence in
their present manager, confidence not
horn, we think, wholly of the recent
explosion of Imperial feeling, though
that has greatly contributed to
but of a sense that in Mr. Chamber-
lain they have a Secretary of the
Wellies who really studies them,
consults their feelings and devotes
his whole capacity and attention to
making them prosperous. That has
not been the unbroken record of the
heads of the department One or
two have Men lazy men, inclined to
let the permanent staff go their own
Way, so long as they suggested noth-
ing original; one or two have beea
absorbed in other branches of poli-
ties, end many have been convinced
that the less the coloniee were inter-
fered with, the more rapid, and, So
,to speak, , natural, their progress
would be. They thought of them as
trees, always growing, and forgot
that even trees, especially tropical
trees,need clearances. Inclifferefice
was the charge always brought by
colonists against the •Mother Coun-
try, and indifference was not only
injurious to the interests, but stung
the pride, of the white Colonists,
• WhO, that they possess con-
tinents, wish to be recognized as
men with an amazing future. Mr.
Chamberlain lkas never, made that
mi.'s -take. He has valued the col-
onies,' and has taken great trouble
to show that he valued them, and,
ci'S he is an able man of brtsineas, as
well aS a great. politician, the trou-
ble he had taken has produced ef-
fective results. His despatches, and
still morehis speeches, have seeth-
ed , -the pride of, the colonists, .and
have so modified the general' opin-
ion, especially in Canada end Aus-
tralia, that all thought of quitting
the Empire has died away, and they
have forwarded most valuable rein-
forcementa to the British arades in
the field, with an enthusiasm which
was entirely genuine- No clonbt
Chanitherlain Was fortunate in
the incidents of the war. whicti stir-
red the patriotism of race as no
Previette ineiclent had stirred it; hut
still it is true that, wilco he took
officethe great colonies were in a
eriticieing mood, and that now
they are sending men to die in de-
fence of the Empire. That is a very
great ehenge to have discerned as
poesible, and to have promoted MO*
cesefully,, hate Probably doetbled
the immediate defensive power jt
Great Britain, besides luetifyieg
hope that in years to eenne she may
bn serrounded and supported by
ring of econtittelItS inbobited by peo-
ples AS pewerful as her own.
TIE LIM OF TIM FIJIANS
CUSTOZIS ANTI NAletletERS OF
TWO PEOPLE,
e.14t $4111e teexCeale4 t
Coronation that Was
to Be,
There lS strenge settee of uure-
alitle in coming. in present fathion.
to the loud ofthe CoPoileals, and
the Air of peece- an serenity which
broods over the beautiful harbor and
tOW11 affords a striking contrast, to
the couditiens that ono has imeginel
ed after reading ripen bistory.1
erriteo Sydney Dickiuson, in Sclentie
AMerienn, 'The fOrMer things,
lIeweVPr., have paesetl away.
and the stranger may pow
wander pretty freely over the ise
Janda, witheut fortifying himself
with elen Woo that Sydney.smith
targed upon his departing miesionary
friente--"that he would disagree with
the oleo who at hire."
As we approach the shore. a flotile
Of boats puts out to meet us
eaten:or:ma patio of cocoanut logs
hollowed out, pointed at each end.
anti rendered atablo by wide outrig-
gere. Natives. clad only in loin
elotbs, or seine. Of galled) or snowy
tappa cloth, paddle these craft rap'.
idly toward us, and (swarm aboard
to eell their cargoes of twit and
ellrioseesoulewhat to the consterna-
tion of our lady passengera, who
precipitately fly to the colain at eight
of thoeo brawny savages; hut. soon
return, for it is not in feminine
breasts to resist the fascluations of
THE BARGAIN COUNTER.
The Fijians are a Stalwart race:
very tall and mu:molar, for the most
part, their skins soft as velvet front
anointings of cocoanut oil, their
countenances strong and in most
cases Pleeaing, rather than forbid-
ding. A thing that at once /n.
presses the visitor is tite varied and
striking manner in which both Uten
and women -the former especially -
Arrange their hair. Here a man is
seen wilco° pato seems covered with
a, thick coating of whitewash; there
another, whose locks. radiating in
awry direction front his skull as if
they were electrified, could hardly be
inserted in a bushel bushet.
The former state is but a prelim-
inary to the second. The :tattoos
plaster their hair with a. kind of
paste made of powdered coral Mixed
With water, which, after hardening
and then being broken up, stiffens
the hale and 'Mooches It from its Mir
Oiled black to cdd shades of red
and dull yellow -thus producing
strange effects in conibinal ion with
the dark brown skins of the people.
Each form of head dreSeing has itS
Meaning -the chiefs wear one. foul-
ous warriors another, niert of court-
Sel a third, yet, 411 with variations
at. the caprice of individuals, which
give picturesqueness to a native
gathering. Married men are dig-
tinguislied from baelielors by the cut
of the hair; the latter of little ac-
count in Fiji, and, by the way, are
barbered to announce to a. scornful
population their independent. and de-
graded condition.
Both sexes are attired in the airy
and simple manner which residence
In n, climate where the sun is hot
and the rainfall from 8 to 12 feet a
year would naturally suggest.
THE AVERAGE FEMALE DRESS
consists simply of a fringe of cocoa-
nut husk of hibiscus fibre dyed black
told hanging from the waist to the
BAB-ZPS OWN TABLETS.
For Weak and Sickly Claildeen
During the Feet Weather.
Thousands of children die during
the hot weather months, because
summer complaints and stomach
troubles come suddenly, and mothers
do not have the means at hand to
promptly check and cure them. In
homes where Baby's Own Tablets
are used these' precious little lives
can be s,aved, and no homes where
there are infants and young children
should be without thein.
Bals3c's Own Tablets will promptly
cure all stomach and bowel trou-
bles., and are a great relief to teeth-
ing children. The Tablets are •sold
under a positive guarantee that they
Contain neither opiate nor harmful
drug. Crushed to a powder they
ca,n be given with absolute safety to
a new born babe. Mrs. R. Fergu-
son; 105 Mansfield street, -Mon-
treal, says :-"I have used Baby's
Own 'Iaublets and have found them
the best medicine I have ever given
my children. My baby has always
been small and delioate and suffered
SO inach Last summer with his
teeth that I did not think he would
live, Then he was attacked with
dysentry, a feverish skin and cough.
As the doctor's medicine did not
help him, I sent for Baby's Own
Tablets and they did him a won-
derful amount of good, amid lie is
now getting on spleniclidly. I gladly
give my experience for the benefit Of
other mothers." if your druggist,
does not keep these Tablets they
will be sent by mad post paid at
25 cents a box by writing direct to
the Dr. Williams' Medi eine Co.,
Brookville, Ont., or Schenectady,
" N.Y.
What frayed your linen?
Not Sunlight Soap
No, indeed!
elves movement and shifting color to
the scene. The patives are a cleanly
folk, mild spend much time in the
water of the islaud streams or in the
sea within the coral reefs, where the
sand is of dazzling whiteness and
the water shows every Shade of the
°1341.. tur4P4„awl sapphr.
...„40ise
Tole COLONEL'S NAelle".
A dondined young lieutenant.
whenever he dimmed to be placed in
RZDVIPES authority as officer of the day, in--
variebly involved himself la eonte
difficulty. It was his CUStOlat to
pass unneceesarily in front of the
guard -house at leoet a. dozen times
doily. 'This neceesitated the titre-,
ing out of the guard every 'time he
Made his appearonce. in order to
render the customary salute. The
soidiers -sem cordially lotted hint,
and bestowed upon hint Ole sobri-
quet of "Johnnyecome-lately,"
Ile was not long in discovering
this, and. becoming highly incensed.
Juni:ger:UM a series of petty an-
noyances to the men. which malted
in the counning of nearly two-
thirds of the latter in the guard-
honeto await trial by court -mar -
"atTe colonel was "%slid" diseav
XXIPZNSE
-Ors for ehe Ortezee, sat, 23.1
knees. This adapts itself to eirery
MoVeMeIlt of the weorer, and is at
once a, sensible and decent cost,umet
Tappet cloth is a. characteristic pro-
duct of Fiji, and is made from the
inner bark Of the papereultulberrY
tree, which is macerated in water,
and the pulp beateu out upon hard
ground seitit beavy wooden mallets,
meking a sort of vegetable felt fef
varying thielmess-sorne as beavy as
a. blanket, others as light and thin
as gossamer. It is worn by women
of condition. and used IP a native
house in wail benglogs and 'decOrae eroig that some of the best soldteve coverings of beanie. Piles of lea's under his command were thus
the cloth, spread upon the thlor, tong persecuted, and summoned the
makte delightfully Cool and elastic lieutenant,
loetis„ an4 %mon the rafters are plea- 1 "What do yon Mean,. sir."'
ed bilge rolls of the finer textures. reeeeee. "by eettahog, tom ow co
which by their number and total oimanila"
yards represent the family wealth. Aurhe men are in a state of
When a woman of means marries she time." tremblingly replied the lieu.
despioys her Rocha position by wind- tenant. "And, besides, their impu-
ing about hereelf fill the "teeriea" deuce bas reached Mail „a. beighe that.
cloth Iter fondly Can inuster-so that they eau mo joimuy,.come,...)atele .to
blide from the Fiji "Four Uwe- ray faces'
"What?" fairly howled the irate
otonel. "le it for that reason that
u have hem pereecuting them?
thy. air. I've been, man and boy.
OVer fear owes in the SerViCe, and
the naltle the best men know me by
TO WALE OR RAISE 1,.s 'Old Boots." Get out of my pre -
NDS TO EIS EE -0-13. once. and order every prisoner to
releaeed."
ADVICE TO BACH:El:OBS-FAWN:" to get the girl you. want, you
may as well be wedded to
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fuetteee m4tehrea-
Iwo bons iito petit' 4.,r,
HE WAS PARATZEllg
A More Unfortunoee Case Ceul
Sogreoly be Ite,agneed Than
Ilnehaml and Father in This
Wretehea Condition.
Oshawa, Onto Aug. 7.,-(1leccial)
-Tho experkrice Of nite. Joseph
Brann, :au employee of the Oehaerai
Malleable frau Worles..ehould be o.
loosen to every- stele peraen.
So.me lam yearte ago, ldr. Demme
who is a hard wort:biginduotrious;
and sober 111414 bean to feel
stigmas and soreatess in the caivoi
of -hle legs, Tide gradaolly inereas-
Vor Over suer Term.
oua reso weeeneveo Timm. Mrs
Wing 1§1 l'eeettieefleree tee:ogle:I Or ever hoe
eeerearmeuees et laconv. for tkoar cUdtaia 4.541
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+.3 es4a,
_en.bsi Leo %hos, !
aetzeal gazah ahax a Fatt p&in., clam artql. +Rua
Iac,e...r.z7w4 far Mayans- 14 iess,ast to tile
two. S-..1.4 t crnt„Vota vim pstz,1 at tbe sult 4,.,
Tweatr4vsicaals table, Its war fa t-exicalatili.
Is *ea eee at far ttra. Vila 'ow eassLOA.-, fix;v4i
fell Wit al,Ptar4,141.
A very loquacious lady. caUlsg
ova day to consult her physiciou,
tallied on and ou witls tut% voluble,
ity that the latter could not get in
a word edgeways. (growing mom-
od till ho had beet oil power in hie tient, he al, length told her to put
limbs and arma, lie could not bow out her toegue. which eke did. Ile
raised his aria o to hin hea.d. to woe' then read: "blow, please keep it
his Dee, and for over tour months there till you have beard what.
haVe got JO say to you."
For Nine Yeereesala Earanel Bryan
Theilferd, writes: 'Tor mine year*
aufferei with taireretea sores on my leg:
I expended over e104 to physicians, and
tried every preparation I heard of er was
recommended for sucla dhow, but could
getuo meet 1 at lase Was recommended
to give Dr. ThOlilatit Belectrie On a trial.
he could not et: ral or walk alone a.
:Anglo stop.
All the doctors treated him and
gave him up. Then he consulted a.
ilowronnville doctor who told him he
could do nothing for hint anti ad-
visod hint to go to the hospital in
Toronto whero they might be able
to help him a little.
fro tbo hospital ho went in Jonu- which hag resulted, after usiug eight boo
ary, 1898, and remained under treat. tlee(uoin • it luternally and exteenally).
ment for over four weeks. Twelve
doctore told him he could not re-
cover alai that nothing could be
done for bine. Ire was getting woreo
every daY, and when removed to
his home in Ozhawa was like
baby une.ble to move.
Plie father -he -law, Ur. John Mb,
had heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills
and soggested that Mr. Brown try
them. Ho did and he says :
"I used altogether twelve boxee of
Dodd's Kidney Pills and by the fleet
of May I was able to start work
again in the Oho% and I haws never
been siok or off week a •day since.
"I ant sure I owe my life, bealth
and strength to that great' remedy,
Dodd's Kidney Pills."
dred" resembles a cotton bale with
her head sticking out of the middle,
and has to be carried to the altar
by half a dozen muscultu• male rein,
Lives.
At short intervals along the shore,
and in the cleared spaces of the tro-
pical jungle, are the hoxnes of the
natives -some isolated. others col-
lected into considerable villages, but
all swarming with the brown child-
ren of the sun. These houses are
always wide open, and one can enter
at will, the people and the visitor
seeming to take an equal enjoyment
in the curious appearance that each
presents to the other.
A FIJIAN HOUSE
is perfectly adapted to the climate,
an.d alTords protection alike against
the torrid rays of the sun and the
frequent tropical deluges of rain.
It is 3nacle by driving stout posts
into the ground, aCross which, aro
laid beams fastened to the supports
by ropes of cocoanut fibre, and from
this framework rafters are run up
to a central ridge -post. Roof and
sides are covered with a thateh of
grass and reeds, sometimes two or
three feet thick, the whole structure
being elevated on rough blocks of
coral, thus affording freedom from
the dampness of the ground.
In ancient times the four corner
„supports of chief's houses were set
in holes wherein captured enemies
had been buried Alive, while a chaste
an.c1 agreeable decoration of the
front would be a row of stones in-
ditating the number of captives the
chief had eaten during his career.
Thus, the tales of Stones of a fam-
ous chief, counted by a missionary
in 1849, was S72 ---for which the
chief apologized, saying there should
have been more, but he lied been, in-
dolent of late, and had neglected to
post up his ledger.
A coontry like Fiji, with its copi-
olis rainfall, is naturally full pf wa-
tercourses, and the mountainous
character of the lance gives oppor-
tunity for auseerous waterfalls,
which are among the most charming
features of the islands. Nothing can
be more beautiful than these silvery
cascades, set, as they are,ein a denee
jougle of flowering trees, variegated
shrubs and mottled crcrtons or in
ravines where enormous orange -col-
ored spiders swing in, webs that glit-
ter like diamonds front the spray of
the -lane, and where the flight of
the "orange" and "rainbow" doves,
and crimson and green parakeets,
in a comp et* enre. I believe it is the best
medicine in the world„ mid I write this to
It's others know what it bas done tor
Me."
•••••••••••0.
An old bachelor was introduced to
t. beautiful widow of the same mono
as himself. The introduction was
In this wise: "Mr. Evans, permit
we to introduce you to MM. Evans."
"Mrs. Evans:" exclaimed the spirit-
ed bachelor, "the very lady I have
been in search of for the last forty
oears!"
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and of pills the most popular are Parme-
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they are mbar taken, they do not nattiea:•.e
nor gripe, mid they give relief in the most
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Excited Fisherman (to country
hotel -keeper) --"There isn't a bit of
&hi/3g about • beret Every brook
has a sign warning people off. What
do you mean by luring anglers here
with the promise of fine fishing?"
Hotel -Keeper --"I didn't say any-
thing about fine fishing. If you
read my advertisement carefully you
will see what I saki was, 'Fishing
unapproachable.' "
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Charlie did so at the earliest oppor-
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IS TVEA,KENING
The amount of enemy eipenteed itt
co:miens; is very et:wilder:Ale :
itt-
del, 011e of the patient statisticians
for witich Germany is renowned bas
calculated that a, patient who coughs
once every quartet- of an hour for
ten, hours expends energy equivalent
to 250 unita of heat. wide% May Le
trauslated as equivalent to the nour-
ishment coutairicd la three eggs or
two glasses of- nun:. in Nome; re-
spiration the air le exnelied from the
chest at the rate of four feet per
wood. whereas in violent estqhing
itt may oetain %decay of ZOO
feet,
oFr esofe fey
PH Mat nines
tem
Ittte likeVer wiveMial U.orerwill be 44
univereol sutareain one terace,iy, fo; all
idsro whleit lleh 14 114t.r.-0:he very aamre
ef many catratiYee Mug stivi:i th.tt were
gernie of other anal tiaortolltiy $-eated
diecesee rowed ift the svslen: fVf die
patient -wen would relieve ono :N. tes
:urn would aggravate the other, We
have.however. ati Qinuine Wine. witen
obtain:dile in a Found uumiolterated
elate, a remedy for inane and grew Wits Zito
By Its gradual :tad judicione use, the
fraileet eystems aro Zed into coavaleseepee
and strength, by the ihnuence which Qat.
nine exert,* onNature s own restorative%
It relieves the drooping spirits of
with wimp: a chrome sone of moritti dee
pollee:my and lack of hams:, in life it a
oteeaeh and, by too:guile:mg tha tweets,
diepetee to foniut and refraelting sleep-
huparts vigor to the action of the bleerl,
which being stimulated, COUVrti thee:telt.
auuthe vette:, stremethentug the lentithy
animal funemons of ttio eyetein, tbeeoby
ninkino- activity a mete:sere result,
strengthening the frame, mei giving life
to the digger:ire argent!. which naturally
demand lucre:teed eulevtauee-result,
proved appetite. Nortitrop te. hymaa of
reroute, itave given to toe puolie emir
superior tatettine Witte at the :mad tote
end, ganged by the opinion of ectentens.
this Vellie npproachee uearee; write:to:to:
any in the market. All drue,gtsts still it,
Dinks-"You're putting the boy,
Dinny, early to work." .links -
"Ws, he's a clover lad. for he's
learnt everything ibe teacher
knows." "He has" "The bas that.
The teacher snid, can't hammer
anythiug more into that head of
hied "
Minard's Unlined Cures Distemper,
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Brown -"Did you sao, sir, that I
could lie as fast as a. horse can
trot?" Fogg -"No. sir: I simply
said that few horses could trot as
fast as you can lie." Brown -"9111
I accept your apology. -
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sten% ate resagia
lend werks off the Cal&
taxa:Ve lirorno-Quinine TabletG core a area
te one day. No arc. So ray. Pile° Mates.
Paterfamilias--' 'And could you
support my daughter, sir ?" Her
Lover -"I have two strong arnia.
Paterfamilias -"But can you sup-
port her ?" Her Lover -"They of-
ten have, sir."
Minds Liniment Cures Epitheria
Father -"See, Bobbie, what a
number of beautiful pebbles there are
here!" Bobbie (glancing about) -
"Yes; and not a single window pane
to smash!" '
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE ID LT.
Take Laxative Brame Olinda° Tablets. .A,1
druggists refund tee money if it fails to cure.
re W. Grovoe sigfia cure ie on each box. 250.
The following toast was pronounc-
ed at a firemen's dinner, and was re-
ceive with great applause: "The
1cl:dies-their eyes kindle the only
liana° against which there is no in-
surance."
Good Digestion Memel wait on Appa
have the stomach We'll 1.s to have
the nervous system well. 'Very delicate
are the digestive organs. In some SO Sell -
sitive are they that atinospheric changes
affect them. "When they become disar-
ranged no better remedy is procurabL,
than Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. They
will assist the digestion so that the hearty
eater will .suffer no inconvenience and
will derive Blithe benefits of his food.
"Is your Wife one of -those women
who look at their husbands and say,
'I made a man of him'?" 'asked he
impertinent friend. 'No," answer-
ed Mr. Meektmi. "Henrietta is very
unassuming. She merely Says she
has done her best." 44,
Lever's ninZ (Wise Head) Disinfect-
ant Soap Powder dusted in tho.
bath softens the water at the same
time Vint it disinfects.
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Dianche--"Ind you part, owing to
misunderstanding?" Rose -•
*Goodness me, no! We uudootoo4
each other too well."
cures ClIff,51 rn COM
eritude-"Marian is trying to keep.
Iter .engagement n, vecret." :Martha -
"rove do you kuow?" elatide-"Site
told me so."
There is daneer in negieetina a cola
Malty wbo havidied of cousumption dat.ed
their tea -tildes from exposure, followed by
a cold which settled an their lettega, !Led in
ashen 'time they were beyond the skill of
the best ptysicbin. Had they used Dickies'
Anti-Cousnamtive Syrup. Wore it Was
too late, .their lives would have bean
sealed. Thiemedielne hag no equal for
curing couolte, colds and all .affections of
the throat and lungs.
Wifr.-"In the game of lawn-tetmis,
my • 'dear, what is the most diffieult
'thing to acquire?" Husband -"Tim
'lawn."
HOW'S This
We offer Otte Modred Dollars reward for
any ease of Catarrh that cast:tot be cured
by Etairs Catarrh t.‘tire.
5'. J. CIIIIINEY d: CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigited. have known F. J.
Cheney fro- the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
tranSaction and financially able TO earr5
out any obligations made by their firm
woor e. TIt iTAX.1Vholeitale Druggists
Toledo, O. WALD1Ntl, KINNAN
vIN Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Catarrh Cure le. taken internally,
acting directly upon the blooti and mucous
surfaces of the. system. Testimonials sent
free. price 75e per bottle. 5s1d..1.4 all drag -
gists.
Ilall's Fam UT Pills are 1.1,e beet.
Traveler (in Ireland): "Hi, pull
her up, man; don't you see the mare
is running away?" ' Paddy--IIould
tight, • yer hemmer, For yer life
don't touch the reins. Shure they're
as rotten as pears. I'll turn her in-
to the river at, the bridge belo,ar
here. Shure that'll stop her."
I bought a horse with a stupposcd-
ly ringbone. for 380.00,
()urea him with 31,00 worth of
INTINARD'S LIND.HDNT, or,d sold
him in four months- for $85.00. Pro-
fit on Liniment, 354. 0 0 . •
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Hotel' Heeper.
St.' Phillip's, Que., Nov, 1St, 1901,
Little Girl --"Fat her, what's my
new birthday b o ok about?" Fet her
--"It is called 'The Sleeping Beau-
ty,' and is about a girl whc) slept,
and Slept, and slept, and nobo dy
could wake her." Li tile 0-ir!- 1rVas
she a servant girl?"