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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1902-3-6, Page 7.pete..*t.1.40.itttt,tyae:teAttct..,tetetttts4 ecs,.*.e*+ettet CONFUSION 4, Or 11 OF CASTE Gentility Vs. Nobility of Soul. ift ine+--#441479-4VVICOftWidr4nirediridtriffi44.+Viiii4itril CHADTER IV. ed Perhans, nn the contrary. the WAS it was st.prii, with the dweet drreee, rether nattered axid pleased at the tb, that fr. Trelawney had taken lust beginning. Even), day the ear grew e greener. and trotieg leaves burst and flowers bloomed. Was it not something to thank God for to oe restored to such o. world ? "It seems so beautiful of Gm sun Zi shine4 sir. when yeu're getting better," Letty Fold to her master, in Uer simple grateful way one day. "Ito so glad ital goiog to be sunte nwr ; it seems to Len) one to he gled." "Yes—I am glad too that the sume crier is before us." he answered quiet- Jie w0S u Man at most timen who. Absorbed in his own purettitewas affected very little by the chaugee of the seasons ; but now in his weak - Imes. which forced upon him an un accustomed idlenessthese sweet bright days tbrough winch he Watch- ed the world reatialteng to its new 1.04 routed him also a eeeling of almost hitherto unknown pleafinre and interest. Tbey did not thrill hitt heart, with delight, perhaps, as they liettenn yet in his calm way he erieneed (rod einnetimes that his life had been epared to eve thera ; he would sit often for a lerie.• Mine seetthing the -colors on the treen or in the sky. -Yee. it is a beautifal world Lett:7." he mu:voted one day In a mer to something that, tho girl hod eaid lietty1n1 eutle, simr•lee alinost to the dated ; Ole might have se- etly 'tepee (for she was elweys anXieli$ about the future for her) that potnibly he would end by "doe ing• something" for her presently something that should raise her above the tiecessity of worning hard for her own living, Mrs. Markimm, for herself, was far from, a weeping woman, but there were times when she could almest have been grespirig ter her nieee. Letty was so unfit ter fight her own way in the world ; she would probably all her life be eei much, in need of somebody to hold eat a beeping hand to tier ; if she made a friend of h,er master would it, not be well for her in the time to cowe? She roay have argued in tble way with herself, fergettieg—as Trelawney too lorgot—that Let- ter was not any longer a iU POW. And aa for Letty berself. were UMW not days never to be forgotten while she lived ? She wee One of those gerle whose paeelonate power of loving eemus to be the one power they baxe, and their devotion te some great worehip the only work in this world that they are Wed. to do. Such women Must lied a. god and hero somewhere, feed, though . Trelawney was certainly in eality neither god nor her, yet Lctty might have done worse, per- haps spend her life—as she did burniug incense before him. He chiltIntite ways that made her pre_ was at least not a bad man. nor one :once Soothing and acceptable to Mr. Trelanne:.. Daring these weeks of convateecence he fell into the halo it. of haviug her a good deal. with him. He was weak that solitude wee mewl:tome to him, and wothe then he wnnted nnthIng mere trera irapoesible; he wunted moue mild in.21tize, came in the memory of Motu to teretd that. eheeht men, and tweedy iseent cold wad colorless and almost without tiriugand he found aie blank to Lolly, eo uch fuller, end in der. she wee m itt teatime mime diweeter were those others in which wont et, nail& above ter etatiou Ural :she was Ming now, when Seemly an her Keen" never Autfurbeei hint ,hour passed but, he asked some ser - was ignerunt, but. her ignoranctilvide hd4,10 her-nwhett even 11 she were only atterted hint Wa m that a Child. Foot wan hina she was near hille— ho moil to OM ir,lvr 011110f.1 as hu;when he talked to her as he had reiglit Moak if she hod been a, OHO never dem tefore, no was a verY no. in teeming wed, but In grave. quiet man, who In a genera,' deemIt wee an wine teleg to ovity tallied little and thought much, tio, but he wan a lonely num. shut but in Gime idle days he had no ;out et preemie from his natural oe- strength to think, and so, for oem - citpietion. and too weak •in will per- pation. for amusement. for some - baps. ior the moment, to deny to mite the minter hours Pam, coif any Jeep that be could tind to be talked to Letty. It was an en - m alio the slow bourtertainment that bad no dangers for n palin. For a few is, at. Mon he had him, and he was Catfish, or forgetful, merely sent for lier for half an hour or hultherent enough not to think of to come and read to him. and AD her. bad come and performed her little Sometimes' he would amuse ber or eervice, and departed again ; but Wiped!, by telling ber things that preeently, when he grew hater, and had happened to him long ego. Ile wan able, as the (hide became Ixiirtn.. had traielled te good deal when he me to spend the greater part of his was very Strung. and he used to thee out in the garden, they were 'toll her &bout the life in foreign more together be" a great deal, She countries. see sitting the while near would frequently then, at hie re- it° /Om teeth her work, which often, quest, bring out her work and sit in. the Interest with which she lis - down, not, with him, but within erne. terien to him, would drop upon. her shot of him, so that lm could call ;knees. She tend to listen like a ber if he wanted anything, and lie felnid, with a, child's eagerness, and fell lute the habit soon of calling ignorance, and belief. Ile told her often. He would call her, and gen- 1 things that were so new and won- derful to her, and her delight and surprise in them used to please him. She would ask him questions some- times, but never more than a few questions, for she was always shy of him, and too conscious of his con- descension to her not to shrink from doing anything that might seen as if she put herself on an equality with, him. She never once through all these happy days forgot that he was her tnaster (her master, and in her heart her lord and king), and she his servant., who would willingly slay her for her folly. After a very little weille those Ars days, when he had merely called her to him to read for a little while, and trails when she Went to hini he 'Would keep her near him for a long tittle. Sometimes she Would stand by his their while ehe stayed, but some- times her standing gave him a sense of unrest, and he would not let her do it. At first she bad begun by never sitting down in Me presence "except when she was reading to him, but he brolte through the regulation after a time. "You had better sit. down, Letty" he began to eay, half irritably. "Yon make me feel that I am wear- ing you out when you come and She was very neat and deft in stand like this. I give you so much waiting on him. „Oho moved quickly running about to do that you may and quietly ; her voice was sweet well sit down and rest while you and gentle. The entire absence in ean ;" and, though sbe did not want her of all that was coarse and vul- to sit down, he woe so disposed to gar was the chief charm she „had in be impatient xvhen he was crossed Mr. 'Trelawney's eye., "My little .x,nat she lied presently to give up handmaid," he used to call her. He her opposition. would pat her shoulderkindly some - " "You'd better do what he tells times by way Of giving thanks to you Letty," Mrs. Markham too said. her ; he would often tell her how "There's no harm in it—and people useful slue was to him, or would when they'reeill, they have their praise her to Mrs. Markham. He fandes, you know. len sere I'rn would frankly say— obliged to sit down when I'm wig' "I hardly know just now what I him, for I'd be lame with the aced- Should do without Letty ; she is ling in my feet if I was to be kept both eyes and feetto me.d oii them for en hour beside his. For a long time, even perhaps after chair. Oh no,. Letty, it's quite right he had grown strong enough to have you should sit down if he asks you, dispensed with her services, he con - as long as he's ill. It would be tinned to make her read to him— ' quite a different thing, you know, to partly from indolence, partly be - do it at other times, but now it cause the, sound of her voice had be - don't matter, child." come pleasant to him, and 'because— ' Lefty had taken her difficulty to he -said—the practice was good for her aunt, and this was, her aunt's her. If she were to be a school- decisioxx on it. Foit:, circumspect mistress, it would be useful, for her though she was, no thought had yetto be able to read well. , 'would entered Mrs. Markham's mind of nos-. ask her about the work she was do- sible danger to Letty in this in- ing with Miss Watson, and once or creased intercourse with her master. twice he went over a few ofher les- . 09,61.1113V sons with her • but Letty was slow ie. learning, ed the part of teacher was not the sort of part that euited Mr. Trelawney. Ho might recent inetul it (as he had done) for netts", but. for bim that kind of work—so far, at least, as concerned its lower branclies—wae too dull in its mono tonous routine to hove ally power of niteresting Se he did not help Letty much with her learning, but contented himself merely with making general inquiries as to her progress—etieept whew, she ventured to bring sespecial difficulty to him that She had been linable to solve, or when OnCe or twice he took up some um sel ot history that she was feebly studying. and clothed it, dead bones with flesh for her. "Mien shall I be myselt again, •Gibson ?" be said to his doctor one nay in Itta,y. "'What are you in A hurry to be yourself for 2" the other answered. "Do you mean that you want to go bade to your writing 2 If you are wise you will do no more writing for the next six monathee "Six months V" ocheed Tre- loweey. agbaet. "Well—perhaps we won't cell it six months, but—say three, at any rate. Why. many a. one is a. year 'before he gets over tbe effectie of such an 111- VOSS as you have bad. You inay be thankful to Oe as well already as you aro." "Rut I think I am better than you suppose me. I don't think it would hurt me to werk now." yeu tried it non would pretty on change your opinion, 'nut I would only do It in niodema- tion." 'Far better not attempt, it at Tette my advice, Trelaweey, and w patiently. It will be better for you in thee:tied. I am sure yeit, have very little to complain of. I don't pre- vent you from reading—and you can talk to your friend, and, if you want amusement—well, like; that, Man of Ilroweing's, you can play a de- cent cribbage with your maid at night before you go to bed. Can she play cribleage, by the won, do you think --that neat little maiden of yours 2" "I can't play it menthe" said Ur. Trelawney, rather sharply. "Well, then, you had better learn It's a capital genie. 1 daresay Mrs. Markham knows all about it. She might teach you both." And ?Jr. Gibson went away laughing. Rut Mr. Trelawney did not take his doetor's advice. nor learn to play cribbage with Letty. The evening were warm and long. and he pre- ferred to pane them in hiS garden. • or in taking longer walks abroad. Mt would take these longer wants mostly on the evenings when Letty went to Miss Watson's ; on the others when she was at home he more often contented himself within the range of his own grounds. Ile had let himself drop into this idle habtt of nunting 1.AV a companion, and inconsiderately and unwisely as he got better be went ea doing wheel his illness had tempted him to begin to do at first. Ho liked her well enough to bo pleased to have her with him ; Ito lilted her youth, and her pretty face, and her gentle, sim- ple, modest ways. rte was b.:melte/1, too, by her devotion to liimself, widkh was the devotion of a Child. he thought (or persuaded himself that ho thought), and partly from gratitude fox' it, partly because he knew that so Small a thing from hint would give her pleasure, he wOuld often deliberately go and talk to ber, intending by doing so to make her glad. It was a dangerous gratification to give her, and he ought to have known that ; but perhaps ho thought too little about it to recognize its danger. Ile mile said to itimeelf, gently, and even with a. kind of tenderness, that he was glad he had the power to attach the child to him. Ile said this to s. Markham. herself. "Letty touches me with herdevo- tion." he said. "I don't think liato a truer friend in the world than she is. If it should over be in my power to show that I am grateful to her, you and she may both be sure that I shall not be glow to do it." Be put out his hand to Mrs. Mark- ham as he said this. "I think no roan ever•had a pair of kinder women to take care of him," he said. "Oh, sir, we do no more than our duty. It's you who are so good to Lefty," the 'poor soul replied eager- ly. "I'm sure Lefty may well love • au, and bless the day that brought her here." And she went away. when she had made this , answer, with her heart light and glad, for had not her maker almost said that he would "do something" for "Jetty, and waS not the seeing Letty pro- vided for the 'first, hope of her heart ? She thought too that the girl was too, nauch of a child, and Mr. Trelawney, too much removed from her both in age and rank, for the kindness that he showed her to do her harni. ' (To 33e Continued)., ::1rst t� the erv s If You Liave Mese Symptoms Your Nerves Are Wealt and Exhausted—You C3an Get Well by Using Dr, Chase's Nerve Food. • • Nertee diseases are little understood. They have long been enshrouded in more or less mystery by the raedidal prnfeesion. Many who are fast,falling victims of nervous prostration, paralysis or locomotor atax- ...la think that they ,are merely not very well, and will soon be around again—so insidious is the approach of nervous diseases atid nervous collapse. •, Study these syniptoms. They are for your guidance. You may not IfaVe them all, but if you have any of them your nervous system is not up to the nia,rk, and a little extra expenditure of nerve force may bring • the dreadful downfall. ' • • intolerance of motion, noise and light; twitching of the muscles of the face and eyelids; fatiguing sleep, sudden startings and ierkinge of the limbs; dizziness and flashes of light before the -eyes; irrita,bility and rest- lessness M every part of the body; Oeadache, indigeStion, feelings of weariness and depression, and loss of interest in the,- affairs of life. , , . So long as the daily expenditure of nerve force is -greater than the daily'l.nemne, Physical bankruptcy Is certain to result ,sooner or. later. Nerve force Must be increased, and this can best; ,.be accomplished by the • use of Dr. Chase's Nerve Food, because it contains in concentrated form the very elements of nature which go directly to form -nervous energy. Nervous diseases do not right themselves. They come on gradually ,as nerve force betomes exhausted, and can only be cured when the nerve force is restored. No treatment for nervous diseases has ever receive'cl such universal endorsement by both physicians and people as has Dr. -.Chase's Nerve Food. --roe ' In the press of Canada you will find hundreds of earnest letters telling of the wonderful benefits derived from Dr, Chase's Nerve Food, 50c a box, 6 boxes for .r.'.50 at all dealers or Edmanson Bates & Co To- ronto. t t MANAGEMENT. l'Pret- J. II- erisdale, .agrieultierist Dominion Feeperirneetal Fat ea• reda - eenely, at, Amherst. N.$.. addresses' se the meaffiers Pf Neve. Scotie Vain" triers' Associations on the eubject of 'LI "Farm, Me.nagetileat." The subject was welt received and opened up en interesting and lively diaCusSion. A brief review of the atitireSs is Imre given ea. kept near the surface. Then, who shall be so bold as to say, Nay 2 The introduction of Such systen1 of rotation and cultivation on an' farm has many advantages. To bo brief : 1. It incremies the fertility duction power. It bas been o double the retures in a Our cenception of suCCesS in fann- ing to -day is broader; our efforts. therdore. let us hope„ shall be more happy in their results. Success to- day to the average termer meaue (1) an increasing income from his ram ; (2) an increasing fertility 01 his farm ^ and (8) inerea.sing air of honie.likeness, heauty, and neat- ness about his farm. These three con Mons, =long up our Weal of sateess, are so closely interwoven in litheeireel.ae;ArrIrleealrieCet" tghi"ntgtnilSOPSne the development of the fano. so far as I can see, is limited by no hard line. Take the horizon. the ap- parent boundary recedes as we ad- venee and is ever in Gm dint, haey distance. ever reeeding. Ours be the joy of hastened; its retreat. Just as the past history or Can- adian ;agriculture has been summed up in the phrases "Grain -growers." "sail-robbere." ;Aga thofattire history be epitomized in "clover - growers." "farnerbuilders." Immedietely under the deed leaves our forests lies a more or deep layer of lese BLACK MATERIAL. This is JOIQVIZU as biome ne reasons wily our arable eons are longer as fruitful as of aid is the lack of this homes. The lutiuence of humus epee a soil is nueet etartlitig, eoneleting as it does of decayed evict' bl • e&CCe y rich in plant food in very available form. Its pretionce prevents the es. cape el Serenity from any soil through washing, and is, therefore, valuable to all soils, not alum Sti110tteCe rich in fertility ideal. but 4 retaiver of fertility otherwise leely to be carried uff by curface water or worized down beyond Igoe reach of common roots by percola- tion, in brief, it improves the Ow - :deal condition of the soil. Rums being eo great a factor in soil fer- tility. how Monti we get. it ? flow sliall we inereare the :Aare. and how retain what we gain ? Varra- d manure is a fruitful eource, and. held: mime it follows that the inerease will be slow. Another SoUrCO IS sod. Everyone knows the rieh Soil, giving such relatively heavy crepe, after a sod bus been turned oeer. It mews odd that the averego farmer has not. generale sneaking. availed himself at eliorter Intervale and with snore regularity of this evident means of increasing ble cropsLack et huntue .•- gular or uncertain treatment of soil, are the two most common and injuriONS mistakes of preeent-day agriculture in Canada, but both am easily remedied. The remedy Is ex- pressed in one word—rotetion—a gular SUCCESSION OF CROPS. Let me suggest one. It is of four years' duration I First year, routs, ensilage corn, potatoes, and peas ; second oeine grain seeded down to doer and thnothy ; third year, hay (chiefly clover) ; fourth year, hay or plisture plowed in August. Nature, you will observe, puts her humus on the surface. Judging by the rank growth of vegetabfe matter in our woods, it is a good plan. Experiment bas proven 'dine and *again that it is the best plan. '3.11e earliest and most important root extensions of any plant are near the surface ; the percolation of water tends to carry fertility downwards. Therefore, theory would any keep the rich soil on the stwface, the lower soil will look after itself, eseecially where some deep -rooting plant, as clover, is grown at intervals. Na- ture, experiment, and theory unite in recommending that the humus be WEN ARE MAUDE 0 0 ERATION" 1l'aXNWQ It lessens t mieLaunt the er of it fen re to -oath when rig down. It lesser the labor of eultiva- r there is only one hallow plowing to do mice ni four years. 4. It fee:Hittites ferna or,eration by having ol the work or a certai kind In one field. 5. It leseens the cost of fencing. for there need be piny four fields on the farm. 6. It, is an incentive to orderlir.ess tidiness ; e. little bie of system in - dues more. Look DEW° Injury to piants by Owed under two beads ; erst, whcr plant iteell bas been eaten, secou ; where the juice bus Leen suened out cern Dees a Iatteiness 01 30,1-2 and lays Dends Qi 12 T'ex." Cent, An lieeresting experiment in eo, operatiie storeiteeping has been car - elect on f0:.• Senie years at the Jittle raining ' town of •lieeksville, l'ae; kifteeti years ago eighty inirierS who weno dissatiseed With . the prices cliarged at the academy store. deter, mined to set up a, co-opevative store f their Wan.. Woreo el Mote were engeistmert Acquainted with tho Rochrdale system of co-operatimo aell it was the success of that eye - em that led to the experiment at ankaville. The par value of permenent etock teas fixed at n1.0 a Share, of ordine tee stock at$.5 a share. Keen oceholdor pain into the association 10 or more, which was invested be (finery merchandise Slid? as Waa le4v1140 tbe twsues. jwied$, coowee 4 at the compeny store. igt4tryst;fveresh. ::titteterpciliaLs areeZzieel. • 2;14,7 slt:ceer:eld:resreelace:trieZ/thet: tbAtInt:aiggIry 17:anerli5s7711:::::cal::::::::::: '1017::::::treler:::::thase::::::411 7dgwcoarts °a:ti4g4114at develooed eaws fitted for cutting and directors nIr tlbe 41s514.11atkr4^ 11114 etroyed by usipg foinvo9 54,141 Talo,,times vele-pet, to the itestructifsge 'areenice. Tho iveects ef tbe sevontli the 4iIm"Qqrs' tyro dodo 101(14 lor,e‘„mo Le,th, For three years the aesociation which they ineert niter the tiSsues of led a struggling c'Xi6iter4e°'• " the plants sueing out, *the elliee, ;leasing tne plant V) el(31141.1)Eie wilt and toie. This ciene elilde5 all the scald $eets, Omit llce, squash hug. harlo- t and terr4Pill bug, etc. The ex real application of twee:deal poise ona to pkinte woule 110.Ve little or elleet upon this group us the poisou does not enter the cells of the plants. Materials are used dislike to the mine owners. Wbe Ited al.so the company store. e At .o end of that time 1114 STORK QUIT IR:SINES% 1896 the codiperaeive afiSOCiam was revived. wog, Pi the old klieldees reepoutied to a call fee secting. and Ole meeting appoint,. committee to obtain new stock - , act externally on the bothee of such Newstoeblaoldel re were easilytained and the store was .1'ne stah- [Relied. At fast tlei store was he in a related !lenge. but later the ar, eocietion Wilt a sterehome on its own lot. one of the best situated for illeeets either as a eiliaStie or to onother or stide them b siosir their breathing oreeare. lesects not breathe through their mouths, as do higher out/male. but Ilireareli email openitags on either side of tiskr tle411-4es in the v4144ge' Wh° esee14'41 beaks ealied epirticlese fly sprayingtieu aso 1111mght QUI"' lot`i andouyttolog of c..awl lo or oily 3iatliorc Lowe% the latter Zoe etorelee, over the boy. lawn Forze4,5 ote in making the -e changes the u&SQ. cloeed mad tiro creature is destroyed. flatieu tletern4ned tn se" it8 ram reanoae 01,104, eeirediely to fl,)043.5 for ceelt. 111414 is, creait Was in.c.":'-ts which WA upon the eeteeeee DONgor allowed on yernmeent of riblIniet or pato the eon. lEC)01:0h it- was cotithiated on stde i tion ill teeir lie-ee in an ettpeeed cote, the i'itUinoric" ti. dition where ere.:e ewe reoday 7.4749 ehaW was at greet unpopular, rem -till by one (Pit mee olboiN gogli. In a crelnitienity itOS±Y, eredit-hardered tillifioalpieidieZetelr not 4littl.ontt elltuojoei telhot fol'Ilitqiircanelultint,""Irtriw5("nort9113.901seto.flilli.r:ti.al ground. for a tient while, and paee a portion of UK* !lives uw0lti tne roots nelow the eurfecee The white 1 grub or root lire are common ex - the foreer Veit; lilting, ire nee store dripped off, This loss. hiiwever, wee only temporary. and Itke, flow was erectility more prosper- ite than ever. Perhaps the le4et. eNidenCe of the Feet while the taller ie mie (4' ow improeetnent' wrought by the cash seekling group. Still °titer ieseete' Fevel.ern was the inerOnfl) irt dividends lire do straw. grain. weds ong Inouye. illeroeght about by it. The ° annual metered droenete oi tee ram wbeec dividentle unt'er the eredit system had been about fl per gent., but intel*Ito/,Q:e'rd.nrisenstend nplareetsrrIthrtfiLdidelou; wader the COSil system tliey doubled and reached even 22 per cent. on alt various gases are employed ter their destruetien. Failnerg Sh0Ohi Care- R0OFIS Tairelli0f.le4. 'Tile increased fully consider tne nature ot tbe n -i 4ivicletni•`3 attettet° black 'Insert' eeet before applying. any renietly. vorm•••=•,• VAIXE. OF SALT FOR SHEEP. The value of salt for :beep ACM R by an experiment In Fiance. e where three lots of animate, fed ante on hey, straw. potatoes and! beans for 121 days, one lot hail no salt, one had half an ouuce of ealt each every day, and the other had three-fourths of an ounce. Theee that bad half an ounce gained four and a half pounds each more than those which had no ealt, and one anti one-quarter pounds more than those whieh had more then half an ounce. So it SeMS that too much salt can be given, as well as too little. The salted sheep. clipped one and three-quarters pounds more of wool and a better fleece than those that had no salt, showing better re- sults in the wool—that. is, larger profit than in the flesh. ere, and brought trade from neigh- boring relliniaillities. 'rite laFt qUarterly report, ot the a. eocia tini :31110W5 211 Btockholeers. For the peel, five years the store has dime a Imentess of about $80.600 ninnally. and each month shows INCREASED BUSIN'FSS. The jag quarterly report showed a • business for the quarter of more an ,e. O. The meociatiou now owns the • best Mainers lots in the village. It has a Virgo store room, beuides • tables and a, warehouse. For a • time the aesonatiou did a genera hauling business, but the demands upon its teams for the delivery of merchandise from the store has made it neemsat7 to diecontinne this branch of its activities, •Bitany of the stoddiolders have from $50 to $100 drawing interest in the association's hands, and the • association actually has more Money than it can advantageously use iu itiFhtisiness. The surplus for the last quarter was neatly $1.000, and the last annual dividend was III per cent. For money of the stockholders held on deposit the association pays 5 per cent. One very important influence of the association has been the lesson it has taught of the moral and fin- ancial value of cash buying. Where - ever the eompany stores here exist- ed the credit -hardening process has reached the greater part of the community, with the result that many persons are -constantly in debt and few save anything out of their earnings. Nearly all the people of Banksville who are not fhoronghly 'credit -hard- ened deal with the co-operative store and it has many customers from •other communities near at hand. 4 OATIRYING THINGS TOO FAB. Mrs. Jones (poking her husband in the ribs at 1.80 a.m.)—"Get up, quick, John 1 I hear burglars in the dining -room rattling the silver." J ones (sleepily)—"All right, m'dear. The spoons are only plated, the most of 'em, so let 'em go it 1 don't believe there are any bur- glars there, so now." Mrs. Jones—"But there are 1 They've got the gas turned up to the full height, and—" Mr. Jones (springing hastily out of bed)—"Eh 1 What ! I'd like to know if the gas bills ain't big en- ough already, without having a gang of burglars breaking in and running 'em up any higher. I'll see about this in a huriy 1" (Seizes a revolver and disappears in the dilection of the dining -robin). A DEN OF HORRORS. Ardent Sultor—"I lay my fortune at,,, your feet." The Fair One—"Pore tune 1 I didn't know you had any money ?" Ardent Suitor—"I haven't much, but it takes very little to cover those tiny feet." , OF COURSE .1e0T. , Politietaxu-No; I never read what the newspapers say about me. lialcii.BlarS,9-4 supposie yoti wouldn't believe it even if you did. , , , Grimshaw (in a tone with lee down, its back)—"There °, is one room In 1 -loon's house Which his wile never enters. although her husband sits in it for hours at 'a time." AskinS—'`Good gracious What is the*,reason she never goes into it Was a crime committed theiV., GrimShANV—` 'Not exactly a crime, but Tioon hinlelf selected the wall- paPer for it."