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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1901-11-7, Page 3Toacher's Worries. FREquENTLy RESULT IN A BREA.KDOWN OP HEALTH. He a Vaches Eaekaehee, Dizziness, Po or Appetite and Ins omnia the Outcome. -How to Avert These Tr oubles From the Review, Windsor, Ont. Only those engaged in the toachina profession realize how much care, worry and perplexity is met with daily, it is therefore liWc wonder that there are so many hearth breakdowns, especially among young ladies who follow this calling.; Miss -Christiae Pare, of Ojibway, Ona, is one wao has suffered much in this reaped. To a reporter of the Wind- sor Review, Miss Pare said :.--'`For , several years, while teaching school, I was coatinually trotailed with headaches,dizziness naa a weak back. T tried several doctors and 'Medicines, but got no rdief, 1 be - Same so badly run down that I thaught, possibly a chauge of em- ployment would give me aalief. gave up nty school and tried other duties, but the result was disap- pointing as the trouble seemed to have taken a firm hold upon me. The headaches grew' more and more ,severe, My appetite failed inc and I Was frequently compelled to take a rest in, order to overcome dizziness. A friend a,dvisod me to try Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills. I decided to try a box, and before tipsy were all used I found mudh relic,f, I continued taking the pills for some time longer 'every day gaining new health and strength, and now 1 feel as well as ever I did in my life, and un. never bothei ed with the old troubles s may say therefore that there is no- thing I can recommead so highly as r. Williams' Pink Pills." Young girls who are pale and ;weak, who suffer from backaches. headaches, loss -Of appetite, palpita- aioa of the heart, and other symp- tains that overcome so many in early womanhood, will find a certain and speedy cure in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. These pills make rich, • rod blood, -strengthen the nerves, -and give new life and vigor to the whole body. The genuine bear the full name, Dr. Williants'• Pink Pills for Palo People on the Wrapper evoutal every box. Sold by all dealers or by mail post paid at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50, by addressing • the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont, THE MAGISTRATE SCORED. Lt. political meeting was about to be held in a cotiatry town in Ire- land, and, disturbances being antici- pate:a, it, was thought advisable to call in the aid of military. Some soldiers were accordingly sent. When they arriveca in charge of an officer it was found necessary to bil- let them on the people of the neigh- borhood. ' The ra>ont requisitioned for the offi- cer happened to be occupied by the resident, magistrate, who very natur- objected to, being turned out, Ris remonstrances, however, were in wain, for the officer insisted on his undoubted right. Suddenly however an idea struck the magistrate .and taking some pa -- per he wrote the following order to the officer. 'Owing to the disturbed state of the district 1 will require the mili- tary to patrol the roads all night." , The officer knew ho was bound to obey this order, as he and his men were at the disposal of the magis- trate if required. He therefore thought it better to come to terms with the magistrate, particularly as the night was, bitterly cold and snow on the ground. So the magistrate, being left his room, deeided there was no necessity to have the roads patrolled. -.0 BABY'S ILLS. Every Mother Should be in a Po- sition to Relieve the Minor Ailments of Her Little Ones. The baby who is always plump al- ways has a good appetite, always has a dear eye and a rosy cheek, and is always active and playful, is the choicest treasure this life affords. The medicine which keeps babies in such. a condition or which restores them to it when they are ill is cer- tainly a T.riceless boon to. -humanity. „There are many medicines which pro- duce sleep, hut their action upon the child is.similar to that whichawhisky or opium has upon a full grown man. They deaden and stupefy and are the most 'injurious things which can be given to children. , The only safe course is to usc. na- ture's remedies. Nature has provid- ed a vegetable cure for every ill, and her remedies for children's disorders - are Scientifically compounded itt Baby's Own ri'ablets. For diarrhoea cemstipation, colic, simple fever, croup, irritation when teething, inch- geStion and , all the disorders of' children so familiar to mothers, this remedy is, conceded by the medical profession to be without an equal.* Its effect is gentle, soothing, prompt- ly curative and never failing. It will aaNra pain, anxiety, doctor bills and PerbaPS, a life. All mothers who have used Baby's Own Tablets for their little 'ones speak of them in terms Of warmcst praise. alas. Ben. SeWartl, Forfar, On ,says, : have lied :P. ahy'S Own, Tablets ivnd can Onimend th ern LO all moth- ers. :My baby WilS CII tting his LOC,Lh, and was very cross wheii I first gave them im h 10 Thear acted like magic he mit his teeth 'almost without my knO Wing t, and gave him such pas() that {hey Proved' a blessing both to the el) ild ad myself. hie has not bun alek'sinee I gave theta to and t would no t be without them in the house." Baby's Own r.Pablets HUBLES OF SOVEREIGNS. 1. UNDERSTUDIES WHO PUT AS- SASSINS OFF SCENT. A Very Dangerous Pesition to Hold -Many of Them Asaas- sinated. Practically every European tale„ from the Tsar downward; hires an understudy, whose duty it is to impersonate his reyal master what tane the latter desires to be let, ire,e from public observation or intrusion. At ono period posts of this kind were eagerly sought after; but that • was before the evolution ofathe anarea„ist, the' nihilist and other similar malig- nant growths bf our civilization, Candidates nowadays are apt to re- call wAh a shudder the fate, of Seta S K 0 mctroff, the late Tsar's 'double assassinated in mistake for his sov- ereign and employer at Moscow a few years back; and of Abdo/ 1 -jam - id's unhappy understudy. (so like his royal master that even the palaco'of- Ikiials, So i L was said, •could scarcely "tell taither from which"), who was "removed" (pOisoned) by the emis- saries of one of -ale. Armenian 'revol- utionary committees only last sum- mer. The result is that the salary of the average royal understudy has more than doubled within the last couple of decades. Not that the "billet" was ever a particularly "soft" one. CoUnt Ca,po d'Istria., President of Greece, originated the idea, and he had the, mortification of losing TWO OF HIS BEST DOUBLES in less than- eighteen months. One, a peasant named Botzaris, who ex- aictly resembled Count Capoin face, form and figure, was stabbed, to the heart at dusk one evening, while driving home in his master's carriage from the Panhellenion, or Grand Council of State. The other, a lieutenant of irregular cavalry, was -literally hacked to pieces by a band of no fewer than seven assassins in one of the main streets of Athens. ' After that no ono would take over the job on any ternia.whatever;s so tho president had perforce to content himself with publicly promising that whosaever assassinated him should, if captured, be punished by being im- mured within brick walls built round them up to their chins, and that they should, be kept supplied with food in this species of torment until they died. The threat, however, fell flat. The Count, was murdered shortly af- terwards. And the terrible promise made by the deceased president was carried out to the letter' by his gov- ernment,,,the sufferers (his assassins) acing two wealthy landowners named Mavromichaelis, respectively the bro- ther and son of a Mainote chieftain whom Count Capo had imprisoned. GERMAN EMI -mows SECRET. The Fameror William I. of Ger- many's understudy -at all events during the latter portion of the Em- peror's life -used • regularly to show himself, to the people at a certain window of the Royal Palace, at Bera lin, precisely' On .the stroke of noon each week -day. So well was the se- cret of this little comedy guarded,, that none outside the Emperor's in mediat6 entourage suspected the ruse; nor were the facts generally known to the world, until they were made public by Prince Bismarck, some years after his Imperial master's de- cease. In Spain, where Court 'etiquette is exacting and inexorable beyond all canception, it would be well-nigh im- possible even for a sovereign who was a man or woman grown to do without an understudy. To a child, such an ordeal would be quite out of the question. Consequently, the, lit- tle Leon Alphonso., who, as all the world knows, came into the world a king, has had a succession of under- studies from his cradle upwards. The last understady of sour late re- vered Q,ueen-Her :Majesty had several during her long lifetime- is now ing quietly in retirement in a little Gloucestershire village. His Ma- jesty the King has so far got along With 011L this peculiar appanage of royalty; although, "so it is said, .he has been frequently importuned* to appoint one by his nepheiv, the Ger- man Emperor, who enaploys three. This number, by the bye, was also retained for service by the late KING HUMBERT OF ITALY. and of this his enemies were well awate. Indeed, ' the principal duty deputed to Bresci's two native -bora accomplices was to make certain that it was really the King, and not one of his understudies, that, the an- archist killed. . Peraaf.)s, howaver; the most tragic story" connected • with this, strange profession is that which circles round M. Stambouloff, for' so many years prime minister and undrowned king of Bulgaria. Thrice succession was the mail deputed by the great statesman to represent him assassin- ated, until no one could be got for motley to play so dangerous a part. ThOil came forward Stambouloff's ,besorn frieral, M. 13eltcheff-a man of whom it used to be said that he -was more like Stambouloti than was StamMuloff himself -and offered .to take his place in public whenever pos- sible. At first Stambouloff would not hear of it, but eventually he consented to go about such buSiness as he must needs transact after dusk with his friend'and double always by his side, so -that, the assassins, whom Pc well knew dogged his every foot- step. should be at a loss to tell which was which. 'The trecaution va S Wel 1 token, but vain, for his en- emies shot his friend dead by his side in the principal, streets of Sofia, on the OV011illg of March 27th, 1891. Stambouloff himself they allowed to escape, under the mistaken impres- sion thet he. was Beltcherf. So the latter laid, clown his life for his com- rade and colleague, But Stemboulolf never looked up again. ITe knew, he said, he WS S doomed. And, as a, ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE. The Greatest Case in the Hisimry of ryloclern Medi. oine is Completed by Another Sworn Statenient THE OTTAWA FREE PRESS SUSTAINED, A ,romine3at Ottawa Man Confirms Under Oath Every Statement Made by this -Paper in the Original Story Published Nearly Seven Years Ago, • (From the Ottawa Free Press) "Not a minute," answered Mr. Kent promptly. "Have you since had the slightest symptoms of your old kidney trou- ble or anything like it?" "Not the slightest," he said. "You are sure that Dodd's Kidney Pills and nothing else saved your life and restored you to your iiresent good health?" "Absolutely sure. Why, my wife and I are so grateful to Dodd's Kid- ney Pills that we have ' christened our little girl, born in December, of 1806, by the name of 'Dodds.' This shows you better than anything I can tell you to what we attribute my recovery. I owe my life to Dodd's Kidney Pills." "Would you be willing in order to confirm our 'story published in 1895 to make another sworn statement?" Sonie seven years ago the Free Press published a graphic account of a remarkable case neve in Ottawa. A. man named George H. Kent had been cured of Bright's Disease after the doctors had given him up to die, and the Free Press reporter, after a most thorough hive-gtigation, pub- lished the whole story in detail, giv- ing credit to Dodd's Kidney Pills for the most miraculous cure. The followina sworn statement was given by, la Kent in order to substantiate the almost incredible statement macie by the paper in its account of the case. (Sworn Statent, Feb. 1S95 em .) I, George Henry Kent, resident at 114 Cambridge Street, Ottawa ana employed as a printer itiethe ' ' British American Bank Note , Printing Company, in the said City, of Ottawa, do solemnly de- asked the scribe. clare that I consider it a duty to "If it would do you any good I ' myself and to my fellowmen gen- have no objections," answered Mr. erally to make a declaration as Kent. "The Free Press was certain - to the effidency of Dodd's Kidney ly well within the truth in every' Pills. !statement they published about my 1. That I found them in my case." terrible case of Bright's Disease, Mr. Kent, at the request of the from which I suffered for almost Free Press, has given the following one year, of the greatest medical sworn statement:- • value. I can say confidently and SWORN STATEMENT, OCT. 3, 1901 assure anyone interested, or a I, GEORGE HENRY ICENT, sufferer, that I positively owe my , life and present excelleat health to the results baought about by .their use. I was taken sick and confined to my bed on December 28th, 1893, and was successfully resident at 408 Gilmour Street, in the City of Ottawa, and em- ployed as a printer, at the Ameri- can 13ank Note Company in the said City of Ottawa, do solemnlyr declare:- •treated for La Grippe, then Pleur- 1. That on February 16th, isy, followed by Kidney Troubles, t 1895, 1, George Henry Kent, then resident at 114 Cambridge Street, and latterly Bright's •Disease. I lost the use of all my limbs; my Ottawa, did appear before Char - entire body became swollen to a les A. Blanchet, Commissioner, etc., and 'before him 011 that date terriblenalze, and my skin became as hard as and similar to leather did make a solemn declaration re - the pores all having closed up, garding my recovery from and I suffered the most agonizing Bright's Disease by the use of pain. I was subject to periodical Dodd's Kidney Pills and setting spells of utter •prostration and , forth the facts of my case and its • state also aofvaicbtsin°1- eu2ro..That in the declaration I set „iiuntseencsoibmilait. y, Itowaas of dangerous convulsions in which forth that I believe that I was my facial expression and other absolutely and permanently cured muscles would become severely bdyoctDoordsdi'lsadKgidivneeny IPneilluspatftoerditehe contorted and tense. 2. My regular physician at- 3. That 1 am now absolutely tended to me, and, though medical tcleurdnotaintthhi aiitgnoedisde's s aKvieddneisi; fl es consultations were held over my case by two city doctors, nothing and I hereby -unhesitatingly reaf- could be done. My case grew firm every statement made in my gradually wore and latterly I odneclFaerbartliioanry 1.1)6e ft°111,611819r5.131an,chet, was given up as hopeless. My wife, friends and neighbors were 4. That I have never since that certain frona what they saw and date had the slightest symptom were told by the visiting doctors of the return of the Bright's Dis- that I would die in a very short ease or any ICiclney Trouble, hav- time. ing enjoyed unremitting good 8. My wife was casually read- health and having worked stead- • ing a newspaper about this time, ily and without interruption full and saw a description of a simie time at my i.eguitir employment lar case, in which a patient gave as 0 printer every wornIng day testimony of the relief and cure from the day Dodd's Kidney Pills that had been effected on him by sent me back to work to the date Dodd's Kidney Pills. I started of this declaration. r That • :i. • titudePi lis take , them right away, ancl • o.in evidence of our gra- from: the ,first pill I discovered a to Dodd's Kidney Pills for change for the butter. After the having saved my life, my wife first box I was wonderfully im- and have christened a little proved, and at the end of the daughter born to us in December fourth I was sure I was to get , of 1896 by the name of "Dodds." well again. • I continued taking 6. That I have recormnended . thein until the seventeenth box, Lood.d's Kidney Pills to many. ,and I can now positively declare people in'this city and elsewhere, that I ani perfectly cured and who having heard of in wonder - able to do a day's work with ful escape from death by their any of my comrades in the shop, use have called on me or written ancl Dodd's Kidney .1?ills un.- to me eaquiring obout them; and doubteclly cured me, •because from • having followed many of these u starting to Lake them I took no weahseeise tcitiesyclosely, en elyaIknboew01 ismcaseeda c_ othe,r medicine whatever. • AND I make this solemn de- cording to directions that has claration, conscientiously,believ- not been cured, and I know posi- ing tae same to be true, and bylteiacigeley 0off sine lyrreraowi x n cpetrisena onil kcnossevs- vii.Lite Of the A.CT RESPECTING EXTRA JUDICIAL OATHS. where Dodd's Kidnelr Pills have • Declared before nle at the City effected satisfactory and perman- ent.cures. • cofarieOttotitit,watilis in16,utihedaCyoionsf tyFebof And 1 make this solemn declar- ruary, 1.895. ation, conscientiously believing '0-. II. KENT. it 50 be true 'and Inowiug that (Sgd) CT -TAS. A. BLANCI-IET, A Commissioner, etc, The Free Press in the article pub- lished in 1895 stated most positive- ly that Dodd's Kidney Pills and no- thing elanowere entitled to the credit of having saved the dying man's life, and this was most emphatically en- dorsed by Mr. Kent in his sworn statement, The Free Press also said without, qualification tha,e the cure of Mr. Kent was an' absolute and per- manent 011e. And while Mr. Kent could not Make a sworn statement as to the future, he stated that he felt lie was permanently cured., No twi thst ending th is there were many who could not believe that a man with one foot in thea+gritve as Mr cIriii.,,e.Kant was could get a lasting It, occurred to the Free Press the, other day that it would be interest- ing to enquire now, after the lapse of nearly seven years, as to how Mr. Kent, waS feeling. , He had removed to 408 Gilmour Street, and at that addi'ess a Free Press reporter *found him, Alter reminding Mr. Kent f the article alai his affidavit the news - can t -,)e procured at- any druggist's, umtler of fact, ho fell almost mire- paper rruiri asked. him point blank: - or wilt he seet Postpaid (in receipt sistingly a few month Ll cked ``Ifa.Ve you lost any time from of 21 ceets by addressing the Dia I well-nigh to Pieces IV the knives oi your l'ee'itiar work sinceyou were Williams' ;Medicine Co,, 13rock-ville, the, self -same set of, asSassins who cured of Briglit's DiseaSe by Dodd's r The na.Wson CommiSsion Oo • • 1* d I d Kal P'11 180a?" • it is' of the same force and effect as if made under oath and by virtue of "The Canada Evidence Act, 1893." Declared before me at the City *Of Ottawa, in the County of Carleton, this 3rd day of Octo- ber, 1900. (Sgd.) G. 11. KENT, (Sgd.) A. W, FRASER, A Notary' Public in and for Ontario. Nothing could be more convincing than this plain declaration mado by Mr. Kent, and the Pree Press is pleased. to be ableto present Suet& a complete and eilipluitic conlionation of our' article of 1895. The Kent case, must, therefore, go On, record as the Most wonderful cure ever heard of in this city Or prbvince. Every detail of which has been. earefully •stibStantiated by sworn evidence. To Dodd's Kidney Pills is due all the credit for having rescued and re- atorect this dying mart and that after all hope bad been abandoned and the cold waters of' the river of death were lapping at his feet, THE ESCAPE. "I wouldn't be as intellectual as Sava for anythiug on earth." "Why ?" . "Oh, she never has any ideas about clothes," There never was, and- never will he, a universal panacea.,in one remedy, for all ills to svhich flesh is heir -the very nature of many curatives being such that were ne germs of other and differe.ntly seated diseases rooted in the system of the patient -what would relieve one ill in :urn would aggravate the other. We have, however, in Quinine Wine, When obtainable in a sound unadulterated state, a remedy for many and grevious ills. By Its gradual and fadicious use, the frailest systems zire led into con valescence and strength, by the influence which Qui- nine exerts onNature's own restoratives. Itrelieves the drooping spirits of those with whom a chronic stare of morhia des pondency and lack of interest in life is a disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves, disposes to seund and refreshing sleep - imparts vigor to the action of the blood, which being stimulated, courses through- ellt the veins, strengthening the healthy animaLfunctions of the system, thereby making activity a neeessarY resaaa strengtheuing the frame, and giving lite to -the digestive organs, which natinally demand increased subscance-result, im- proved appetite. Northrop & Lyman of "aroma have given to the public their superior Qeinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the opinion of scientists, this Wale approaches nearest perfection of any iu the market. All druggists sell it. The great chemist Pasteur saved Franco at least 100 millions sterling by his researches on the diSeases of silkworms. Yet at school he was only fourteenth out o5 twenty-three in his chemistry examination. 4 They Wake the Torpid Energies. -Ma chinery not properly supervised and left to rua itself, very soon shows fault in its working. It is the same with the digest tive organs. Unregulated from time to time they are likely to become torpid and throw the whole system out of gear Parmelee's Vegetable Pills were made to meet such casea They restore to the full flagging facalties, and bring inane PRESUMPTIVE. "Is she pretty?" they asked of the young man who was speaaing of his fiancee. , "Well, I don't ,want to boast," he replied, "but she always gets a seat on the street car:" Liniment GlINS Eget in coin. A ItECOGNITION OF ABILITY. "That prying Mrs. Peek sees ev- erything that goes on front one end of the neighborhood to the -other." "That so? She ought to be made O fleet captain and given a conning tower." TO CURE 4. COLD (N ONE Dili. 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