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corporations are popularly sup-
posed to be greedy monsters, devour-
ing the substance of the people. Of-
ten, however, private enterprise 'im-
proves the condition of the /flosses
by undertaking some work to which
the nation, thinking it a risky specu-
lation or of doubtful policy, is un-
willing to commit itself. The Can-
adian Pacific Railroad, for instance,
has been a tremendously active
agent in the making of Cauada. It
has served a good purpose ,in ex-
ploiting the Pacific slope with its
wealth of gold, fish and timber, the
fertile wheat -fields of Manitoba and
the ranches of the . intermediate
prairies. And now, having aided in
the devalopment of our national in-
dustries, 'the C. P. R. stands, as a
military highway, for a Perpetual in-
eurance that Canada shall always be
painted rset on the map of the world.
To make the desert, bloSsom as a
rose is a task which the C. P. R. has
under consideration at 'peesent. ,An
authority on irrigation has been in-
specting the barren lands immediate=
ly north of the railway line between
Calgary*, and Medicine Hat and he re-
ports there is nothing twpretent the
successful irrigation.of three million
barren acres. It is understood that
as an experiment three hundred thou-
sand acres only will be irrigated at
first. In this district every alternate
section belongs to the cOmPany, so,
of course, it is acting in its own in-
terests in making the land feetile and
valuable. At the same time it is
hardly probable that it intends to
keep this land forever to its own use
and the settler,who buys it froth the
company will have to thank the C.
P. R. for combined fertility and ship-
ping facilities. Benefit will accrue
to the country at large from the in-
crease of its food -producing area.
• Besides aiding our interior develop-
ment this energetic company is en-
deavoring to assist the expansion of
Canada's trade. Its directors are
• considering the feasibility of estab-
lishing a _line of steamers between
Vancouver and Vladivostock. They
have endeavored to ascertain the
trade requirements of Russia, to dis-
cover what field there was open to
'Canadian commerce, and if it was
sufflciently promising to establish the
steMners, and thereby encourage and
develop Canada's commerce with
Russia. Vlailivostocle is the coming
port on the Pacific. Russian enter-
prise is developing it with strenuous
efforts, and a line of Canadian steam-
ers to ehat place would connect with
the immense districts of Russia in
Asia, with their millions of people,
the possibilities of which are enor-
mous.
Those who advocate extending our
commercial relations with Russia
make a strong point of the heavy
duties levied against all United Stat-
es commodities, excepting. /mining
machinery and agricultural imple-
ments, thus leaving open an immense
field for Canadian enterprise. It is
now. a question whether our
people would take _ advantage of
this state of affairs,and endeavor to
produce articles required in Russia.
Surely, with native Canadian ''get
up an' git" if we once managed to
obtain a commercial foothold in
Asia we would not rest content till
even the conservative Chinaman was
eating his rice with maple chop-
sticks. ,
WILLING TO 'OBLIGE.
An Engleshatan at a dinner once
.told a tale of a tiger he lia,d shot
which measured twenty-four feet
, from snout to tail -tip. - Everyone
was astonished, but no one ventured
to insinuate a doubt of the truth of
the story.
PresentlyScotchman told his
tale. Be had once, caught a fish
which he ,said he was unable to pull
in alone, managing •only to land it
:at last with the aid of six feiends.
It was a ' skate, and cobered two
acres.
Silence followed this recital, dur-
ing which the offended Englishman
left the table. The host followed.
After returning, he said to the
Scotchman: Sir, you have insulted
my friend. You muse apologize.
T dinna insoolt him, said the Scot.
Yee, you did, with your two -acre
fish story. You must apologize.
'Well, said the offender, slowly,
with the air of one making a, great
concession, tell linn if he will take
to feet off that tiger 1 will see what
I can do with the fish.
LEFT 131.7IIIND HIM.
Pat Arurphy had bCC11 Out of work
for some Gine, and was a few Weeks
in arrears with his payments to his
landlady. Finding no other empl 07-•
mem, Pat determined to enlist, con-
,.
ElINAL
seo did not invite you dOWn into
collar,but up on a throne; net in-
to the graveyard, te which all ma-
terialism is destined, but into a gar-
deht all a -bloom with everlasting re-
al nfoxribraace. The frown of my first
text has become the kiss of the sec-
ond text. Annihilation has become
coronation. The wringing hands of
a great agony have become the clop-
ping hands of aegreat joy. The re-
quiem with which WO began has be-
come the graod march with which
W e close. The tear of sadness that
rolled down our cheek has struck the
lips on which sits the laughter • of
eternal triumph.
Heavenly Satisfaction in Every Good
Thing You Did on Earth.
A despatch feom Washington says :
Re. Dr. Talmage preached from
the following texts, Job xxiv, 20,
"He shall be no more remembered,"
and Psalms cxii, 6, "The righteous
shall be in everlasting remembrance."
Of oblivion' and its defeats i speak
to -day. There is an old monster
that swallows down"everything, ITt
crunches • individuals, families, coin -
In unities, states, nations, continents,
hemispheres, worlds. • Its diet is
made up of years, of centuries, of
ages, of cycles, of millenniums, of
eons. 'Pilot monster is called by
Noah. Webster and all the other
dictionaries '`Oblivion.'' It is a
steep down whieh everything rolls.
lt is a conflagration in which every-
thing. is consmned. It is a dirge
which tell orchestras play and a
period at which everything stops.
It. is this cemetery of the human race.
It is the donmin of forgetfulness.
Oblivion s! At times it throws a
shadow over all of us, and wouitt.
not pronounce it to -day if I did not
come armed in the strength of the
eterrial God on your behalf to at-
tack it. to 'rout it, to demolish it.
',in some old family record a de-
scendant studying up the ancestral
line may spell our name and from
the faded ink with great effort find
that some person by our -name was
born somewhere, in the nineteenth
century, but they will know no more
about us -than we know about the
color • of n. child's eyes born
last night in a village in rata -
born last night in a village in Pata-
gonia. Tell me something' about your
great-grandfather. What did he do 71
What, year was he born ? What year
did he die ? And „your grdnt-grand-
mother ? Will you describe the style
of the hat she wore, and how did
she and your gpeat-grandfather get
on in each other's companionship ?
Was it March weather or June ?
Oblivion ! That mountain surge
ROLLS OVER EVERYTHING.
Even the pyramids are dying. Not a
day passes but there is chiseled oil a
piece of that grahite.
Why, there is only a crust between
us and the furnaces inside ragnig to
presence Of those whose breath is in
their nostrils, what are unread bio-
graphies in the alcoves of a city
library, compared with the
IMPERISHABLE RECORDS
you have made in the illumined mem-
ories of. those to whona you did such
kindnesses ? Forget them '? They,
cannot forget them. Notwithstan -
\ d
,ing all their might and, splendor,
there are Some things the peorified
of heaven eannot do, and this is one
of them. They cannot forget an
earthly Icinciness done. The kind-
nesses you do to others will stand
as long in the appreciatfon of others
as the gates of heaven will stand, as
the "house of many mansions" will
stand; as long as the throne of God
will stand. •
Another defeat of oblivion will be
found in the character 'of those
whom we rescue, uplift, or save.
Character is eternal. "Suppose by a
right -influence we aid in transform-
ing a bad man into a good man, a
dolorous man into a .happy Man, a
disheartened naafi into a courageous
man, every stroke of that work done
will be immortalized. There may
never be so much as one line in a
newspaper regarding it or no ,mor-
tal tongue may ever 'whisper it into
human ear, but wherever that soul
shall go your work on it will go,
wherever that soul rises your
work on it will rise, and
so long as that soul will last
your ,work on it will last. Do you
suppose there will ever come such an
idiotic lapse in the history of that
soul in heaven that it shall forget,
that you invited him to Christ, that
you, by prayer or goSpel word, turn-
ed him round from the wrong way
to the right way ? No such insanity
will ever smite a heavenly citizen.
It is not half as well on earth
known that Christopher Wren plan-
ned and built St. Paul's as it will
be known in all heaven that you
were the instrumentality of building
A TEMPLE FOR THE' SKY.
We teach a Sabbath class or put a
Christian tract in the hand of a
passel -by, or testify for Christ in a
get out. Oblivion ! The wmaOscl it;iprayer meeting. or preach a sermon
self will roll into it as easily
I and go home -discouraged as though
school -boy's India rubber ball rolls
down a hill, and when our world nothing had been accomplished, when
goes it is so interlocked by the , law
of gra,vitation ' with other Worlds
that they will go too, and so far
frothehaving our memory perpetuat-
ed by tlie monument of Aberdeen
granite in this world there is no
world in sight of our strongest tele,
scope that will be a sure pediment
for any slab of commemoraLion of
the fact that we ever lived or died
at all. Our earth is struck with
death. The axletree of the constel-
latfans will break and let down the
populations of other worlds. Stel- e face of a loved one before
lar, lunar, solar, mortality. Obliv- after ' marriage. This custom of
ion e It' can swallow and will eaval- t0artooing is almost as old as the
s ./
world, It is some colored liquid
punctured into the flesh so indelibly
that nothing can wash it out. It
may have been there fifty years but
when the man goes tato his coffin
that picture will go with him on
hand or arm. Now, God says that
He has tatooed us upon his hands.
There can be no other meaning of
Isaiah, where God says, "Behold, I
have graven thee upon the palms of
my hands !" It was as much as to
say : "I cannot open My hand to
help, but I think of you. I cannot
spread abroad My hancls to bless,
we a been character building with
a material that ne frost or earth-
quake or rolling of the centuries can
damage or bring down.
There is 'a.notheg and a more com-
plete defeat for oblivion, and that
is in the heart of God himself. You
ha-ve seen a sailor roll up his sleeve
and show you his arm tatooed with
the figure of a fortress where he
was garrisoned, or the face of a
dead geoeral under whom he fought.
You have seen many a hand tatooed
low whole galaxies of words as
easily as a crocodile takes dewn
Yet oblivion does not remove or
awallow everything that had boiler
not be removed oe swallowed. The
old monster is welcome to his meet
This world would long ago have been
overcrowded if not for this merciful
removal of nations and ge)lurat 11%04.
What if all the books had lived that
ware ever written and printed and
published ? '.The libraries would by
their immensity have obstructca in-
telligence and made all reseaech im-
possible. The fatal epidemic of BUTsI THINK OF YOU.
books was a merciful epidemic.
navies to -day are only morgues,
Many of the state end national Hist; vWeliiiesr,evieit.aIkegouulepseaitiNdvadopwientutlheeslteoa-f
some one to come and recognize into
which does]. books are waiting for you Wilktfiy1 Mbee.ingThetyhtaltreIsocailliinwortoulgoshet
them. What if al) the people that ,thein. As long as My hands last the
had been born were still alive ? We memory of you will last. Not on the
would have been elbowed by our an_ back of my hands, aS though to an-
cestors of ten centuries ago, and flounce you to others, but on the
people who ought to have said their Palms of ‚my bands for myself to
last worcl 3,000 years. ago would look at and study and love. Though
snarl at us, saying I hold the winds in My fist, no cy:-
nWITAT ARE YOU DOING IIERE?" c "'
lon ehell uproot the inscription of
of your name and your face, and
There would have been 00 room to though I hold the ocean in the hol-
turn arouud. Some of the past gen- low of My hancl, its billows sliall
orations of nnankinct were not woveli not wash out the reused . of my°'re-
reinembering. The 'first useful thing inembrance. ''Beholci, I have.graven
that many People clici was to. die, thee on the ,palms of ,niy hands !"
their cradle a misfoitune end eheir„ What joy, what honor, can there
grave a boon: riThie world was hard- be eel/mai-able to that of being re-
ly a comfortable plaee to, live in be- membered by the mightiest and
fore the middle of the eighteenth most affectionate Being in the isni-
century. So many things have come verse ? Think of it, to hold an ev-
iota) the world that were not fit to erlasting. place in the heart of God !
stay in we ought, to be glad. they The heart of God '1'he eripst beau -
were put out: The. waters of Lethe, ttful, palace in the universe. Let the
the, fountain of forgetfulness, are a archangel build a palace as grand
healthful,draft. The,liiF3tory :we have as he can and then you enter this
of the *coed in ap„.es past ' always palace of archangelic construction
one sided and cannot -be depended on. and see how'r poor a ,nalace it is
History, is. fiction illnstrated by a compared with the greater palace
few straggling facts. that some .of you have already found
We may build , this "everlasting he the heart of a loving and par-
,
l'ii1110111111',11,4Cel,Y 118 niy text styles it, d.oning God 'and into which all the
into the superrial existence of those music and all the' prayers and, all
to whom we do kindnesses this the sermonic considerations of this
world. You mast; °:renicinber that clay are- trying to intrecluce you
this infirm and treacherous faculty throtigh the blood of
which we now cell memory is in the THE SLAIN LAMB.
future state to , be complete, and per-
fect "Everlasting gemembrance
C h where is oblivion now ? From
the •clark and overshadowing word
Nothing Will elip the. stout ggip :of
that celestial .inculty. 'Did you help „
that it Seemed when r began it has
become sOmething which no man Or
a widoW pay her 'rent .?' Did you
,Sind. for .that,inan released from pris-' woman or child who lovee the Lord
on 4 place, to get honest, work ?' 110 need ever fear. Obliyion defeated,
you picic up n child fallen on the Oblivion dead. Oblivion sepulchred.'
ow,sstoue and 037, a stick of candy -But I muse not be so hard on .that
put in .his hand stop the 'suet e0, devourin,g monste,, for into its grave
scratched Did yon aesure go all our sins when the Lord for
buSiness man swamped' by the. stars- Christ's sake' has forgiven them,
geney pf,,4410 money market that Just blow a resurrection trumpet
gimes would after, a, wink,. be setter ? over them ween once oblivion has Some
Did you jowl 11 eirssaalen of the simPried theta down."' Not One of e'artil
st 'net into a midnight missien, them rises• Blow Not:a Stir \Ville
amid all the pandonecl iniquities of King
coodshin shoo. Go and see a lifetime. ploW again. Not one of 9; th
more., Did , you tell a man them; moves in the deep giatve trench- vii,..
r diseouraged in his waYwarcl- es, But to this powerless roe/urea- 27, ,I
and , hofieless and plotting sui- tion trunipet n voiee respendS, half can i
that, for' i011. W0.9 110'41'. by a human, half di -vine, and it must be this
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graveyards, what are eulogiums in for this 1.1esSed ohliVioin, SO you laiencisoh
THE S. S. LESSON.
INTERNATIONAL LESSON,
Oct. 20.
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Text of the Lesson Gen. xli 38-49
Golden.'Text I. Sam. ii 30.
Patiently co/Ili/ming in well doing
in his prison life, the time came when
he should be delivered, God's time,
and therefore the best. rl'he King of
Egypt 'dreamed two dreams, or a
dream that was clouhled to him in a
little different form, but none of his
magicians or wise men could inter-
pret for him the dream, How like
the story in Dan. ii., 10-27; iv, 7; v,
8; for the wisdom of this world is
utterly at fault M the things of God;
only the Spirit of God can tell us the
things of God (le Corelf, 11-11). The
chief butler, learning of the ICing's
• difficulty, remembered his ingratitude
to 'is prison friend, and told the
King how Joseph had interpreted
their dreams in the prison. Joseph,
the young Hebrew, Wals hastily sent
for, giving God alt the glory, (verse
.16), interpreted the dream, assuring
Pharaoh that God had by those
dreams shown him what I -Te was
about to do, that the events would
surely come to pass and that Phar-
aoh would de well to profit by the
revelation (verses 28-37).
38. "Can we find such a one as
this, a man in whom the Spirit of
God is?" Thus spake the King to his
servants when he heard the words of
Joseph. The man who could inter-
pret such drearns and give suck ad -
Vico must be the man for the occa-
sion. God had been all the while
Preparing Joseph for this occasion
and, this occasion for Joseph. He
purposes in Himself that which He
works out according to the counsel of
His own will (Eph. 1, 9-11), and hap-
py are those who are in His will.
39, 40. "Only in the throne will I
be greater than thou." From a
prison to a throne, and so suddenly,
and what wonderful words from
Pharaoh, '"rhou shalt be over my
house, and according unto thy word
shall my people be ruled," the second
ruler in all Egypte and because God
had spoken through_ him. According
to the golden text, God honored Jos-
eph because Joseph had honored Him.
Promotion cometh neither from the
east nor from the west, nor frOm the
south; but Clocl is the judge. He put-
teth down one and setteth up anoth-
er" (Ps. lxxv, 6-7).
41, 43. "And I Pharaoh said unto
Joseph, See I have set thee over all
the land of Egypt." He confirmed
it by transferring the ring upon his
hand to Joseph's hand, by the ves-
ture s and the gold chain and a place
in the second chariot in the land. It
seemed to Pharaoh that he did it,
but it was the Lord's' doing. • Ile
permitted Pharaoh to do it and thus
accomplish His pleaetwe. Nebuchad-
nezzar probably thought that he toot
Jehoiakim captive, and to human
vision he did, but it WaS th0 Lord
who gave Jehoialcim into his hand
(Dan. i, 1, 2).
14, 45. "Joseph went out over a
e land of Egypt." No one 'nigh
aught without him; as in th
ison so now in all the land i
ght be said of him. "Whatsoeve
ey' did there he was the doer of it.
mpter xxxix, 22). There is no be -
ver who may not be so yielded to
rist that what , is done in or
-ough them He will be the doer of
as Paul said concerning, himself,
live, yet not I, but Christ, liveth
(Gal., ii, 20). Since our
rd Jesus lia,S said, "Without me
C011 do nothing" (John xv, 5).,
y should we think of doing any -
ng apart. from because how -
✓ it may look acceptable in the
s of others, it.is"nothing" unless
does it?
Lis new' tfame signifies, according
the margin, '`revealer of secrets,''
he receives as his wife the (laugh -
of the priest of On; here again
have a two -fold suggestion of, our
d Jesus, for 1 -Te is the great re -
ler of secrets, making known to
the great mystery of godliness,
of the church, and of Tsrael's
(bless, and of the kingdom, for
Father loveth the Son and show -
Him' all things that Himself do -
(John v, 20).,
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of Egypt." Our Lord was 30 years
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old when He began Iris public min-
istry (Lulteiii, 23); so likewise was
John'the Baptist and Ezekiel an,c1
this was the lige, when the priests
began their ministry (Ezek. i, 1;
Num. iv, :3). Joseph began to rule
at the age of 30, but our Lord be-
gan His public humiliation, for 7.vhile
1 -le went about doing good, anooint-
eci with the Iroly Ghost it was to be
despised and rejected and crucified ae
an evil -doer, and He still waits for
His kingdom.
47, 49. "And Josephsathered corn
as the sande of the ,s0a, Vesy much,
until he left numbering; for it was
w i thou t, itumber ' ' This he did d (11'-
ing the seyen plenteous years, for
•
the earth brought forth by handfuls,
and Joseph. diligently nnade ,pr'ovi-
sion for the time to come. When there
would be great' diStress. The:phrase
"as the sand of the seas° 'or, as it is
times; • "as the chi of th
a figure signifying ' that
h cannot bb ceunted: See
s .iii, 8; iv, 20-29S II ,Chron. I,
enesee also Gen. xxii, 1.7; Judge
12; Sam, xiii, ,5; Ps. Sexeiii,
-Tow great is our God that He
le.au:11til(p,1111.y? things and peoPle 'after
In due time the fitinibe CI:0110.
all .1.,:lgypt cried to T.5baraoli,
e said, "Go unto ,Tosepli; what
ith to you, do,". This remiridS
-.soling himself with the thought, that Noe
,
the life of a soldier; would . not „be thei
than being . .
worse than being in loclgings. 00
All went Welt till. Pat 'was in the elect
ranks for drill, "when the 'sergeant nn
came up and called out, Here, Mur- oid6,
1.°0 the Lorcl said ti ; "Nei-
plly, thl'OV out your Che,5.3t, 1 ctveq. in whic• h 110 michi wElsji and part eneri and part God, saying,
Sorry, eir, L 0;.1:11e1, rePlied Pat, a coro.net of eternel. blessecinesS lic Philu ili6 and their iniquities will
en n't! VVIly? weer ? What ale epitapins111 1 remeniber 110 i/tore."Thnnk Gocl
13.e1atzse lfiticlittcly has it, sits,
us"Noolfv, thtehesua, Avillgiat0sfeeY 'Teta' c°6'Gosdwliivaetsh,
said unto the, do," (Gen. xxxi, 16),
al eo of the saying of Mary to the
servants at the marriage in Cana,
"Whatsoever Ilo saith unto you, do
it" (John ii, 5). Our, great and on-
ly question cooceenlng the • thinge
which are eternal, the things of the
kingdom, should be, "What,hath the
Lord spoken?" for He only has the
bread of life and all must come to
Hini who would have life. Not only
all Egypt had to come to Joseph,
but, all countries (57), and, we shall
see in the next lesson, all Israel, too;
and the sons of Israel found that
their beneraGtor was their, brother.
Israel shall yet see that 'their deliv-
erer is the same one whom they cru-
cified and to Him shall all flesh come.
All who now receive Hini shall
learn or may learn in their experi-
ence the true meaning, of Manasseh
and Ephraim for God will make
them iorget their toil, and will make
them fruitful where they have been
afflicted (verses 51, 5.2). The 'field,
which is the world, in which iire are
now the reapers, belongs to our Boaz
and in the inorning of our marriage
to Him the ^whole field will be ours,
and We will then, if not before, for-
got our toil and see the true 'mean-
ing of fruitfulness (TUtom. viii„ 18;
Isa. xx-vii, 6). Being redeemed, let us
be willing and obedient.
PALACE OF THE POR'T.E.
Full of Secret Retreats for Him
Who Hourly tSeleiks Assassina-
io.
The Yildiz palace at Constantinople
is e monument to fear. • It is asses -
e
sm-proof, bomb -proof, earthquake -
proof, fire -proof, microbe -proof. Ar-
chitects and engineers are building
and rebuilding incessantly. Some
new secret retreat is always under:
way. The entire domain is surround-
ed by an immense wall, thirty feet
high, and the choicest troops" of the
Empire stand guard around it. An
inner wall, twelve feet thick, with
gates of iron, incloses the private re-
sidence itself. The walls of the Sul-
tan's dwelling are filled with armour
plate, in case of projectiles. It is
said that a mysterious passage: con-
nects with ten secret bed chambers,
forming an intricate labyrinth. No
one but his body attendant knows
where the Sultan may sleep during
any particular night. He has electric
lights and telephones in his own a-
partments, but forbids them in Con-
stantinople. Telephones might prove
handy for conspirators, and he be-
lieves that a dynamite cartridge
could be sent over a wire into the
palace. He fears electric explosions,
so Constantinople still gets along
with gas light. He hates\ the word
dynamo, because it sounds like dyna-
mite. Balloons are tabooed, lest one
should pause over him long enough
to drop a chunk of explosive. As to
the regal luxury of the Yildiz, that
is a matter of course. The domain
is a small world in itself. Five
thousand people live within the outer
wall, not .counting a small army of
workmen and the 7,000 imperial
guardsmen. There are shops, factor -
lee, arsenals, stables, a museum pic-
ture'gallery, theatre and even a men-
agerie: The monarch loves trees, hut
he keeps their branches well lopped
off, so that he can see to the further-
most corner of his park.
MAID'S OR NURSE'S APRON.
Every housewife likes to see her
maid neatly and appropriately dres-
sed, and many careful housekeepers
find it WiSO to provide the aprons
and caps which they prefer, Tiie
tasteful apron shown is correct in
every way and has the merit of be-
ing becoming to the wearer at the
same Gine that it is satisfactory to
the mistress, and that,it conforms to
the requirements of good form.
, To clit this apron for a woman of
medium size, 44 yards of ma,terial 36
inches wide will be reqiiired when
sash is used, 8jl yards without, with
yards each of edging and inser-
tion to trim as illustrated,
A NEW FUEL GAS.
AttiCh interest iS felt in Engerted in
the Mond fuel gas,which is made
from ehe cheapest' class of small coal
and dust, known go "bittiminous
`slacks'' 'ThIS 4111, which is intended
for furnaees and gas'-erigiiies,' can, i
is claimed, be supplied at a' coot of
four 'C'entS per thousand .ctibfe feet.
171 i.s net a lighting gas, as it. burns
'with pale blue (tame, and its heat-
ing' valee is Rjwee than. that of 11.-
lumietitin4' ,gas, bet greater than
that of mast ether "prodacer 4'1s -
t1.10 • P1ddo.1s 01 atra f a Nei r e
'a very large,preportion of the Mixes
gen of ,the, -coal isgeecovered in the
form 'Of eelphate of ammonia„ woeth
nearly ,twe dollars for every ton of
sla.ek gasified.
TAXED TITLES AND TIGERS
BILLIARD - TABLES THAT PAY
, FOR WARS.
Stamps That Support Crov n.-
ments--Taxes in Different
Coulitries.
On a licence costing fifteen dollars
you can shoot as many pheasants
as you please in Great Britain. BuiS
before you can put a bullet into al,
single wild aninial in Britain's new
Soudanese province, a payment of.
8125 is necessary. The $125 wilt,
entitle the sportsman to shoot font'
buffaloes, isvo elephants, one giraffe,.
six hippopotami, and two rhinoceri‘,
besides such small game ,as antelope,
and buck.' But there are additional
payments of 370 on each elephantj
killed, $80 on each giraffe, $.5 on.
hippos, $25 on rhinoceri anci 880 on;
buillelb. So the inan who kUls his
limit will be called upon to enrich;
the Khartoum Treasury by no less`
than 8885.
Every Finance Minister in the
world to -day is hunting for„ some-
thing on which it will be possible
to plaster a fresh tax or duty, so,
as to pay for that 110W ship, newer(
guns, or 1,110 National Debt.
The Aitgentine Republic has put is
tax of fifty cents a month on all
bachelors, to be paid monthly so
long as they shall remain unmar-
ried.
Siberia has followed the example
of the Soudan in the matter of
game licences, and it now costs 825
to shoot one of the long -furred, taw-
ny tigers, which haunt the 'Southern
Siberian mountains.
To pay for her tussle with Spain
the United States charges $5 a year
for every hilli d.table in her limits,
310 for a bowling -alley, while eir-r
cuses /mist pay 8100 for each separ-I
ate State they visit.
Certain znembers of the American
Congress are trying hard to put a'
stiff tax • on the dowries of those
heiresses who are unpatriotic enoug/a
to
MARRY FOREIGN TITLES,
The latter—in France and Germany,
at least—threaten to become expen-r
sive luxuries. Out of Italy's .400,-
000 titled persons, less than half
have any claim at all to the titles
they assume. So the Government
proposes that each shall pay in ac-
cordance with his rank. Princes will
be assessed at $500 a year, dukes
at $400 a year, and so on down to
barons at $100.
The Australian Federal delegates
might have returned home with the
privilege of writing K.,C.M.G. after
their names. But they very respect-
fully declined the honor. " I , don't.
want to risk a title'," said one of
them. " When the Commonwealth
gets into full swing, they will prob-
ably put a tax on titles." • I
You may be a cripple or. invalid
but that, in Switzerland, does no
bring exemption from militei'sy ser-
vice. If you are absolutely incap-I
militerY exemption tax of 320 a
able of service, you muet pay. thel
year. And if you neglect t'5 settle;
your tax -bill, you are absolutely)
prohibited from entering any beer'
garden or place of public entertain-
ment until you have done so.
Bicycles may be taxed M Englandt
next year. In France they have
been eso for three years past. Thel
two most unpleasant French taxes
are the door -and -window tax and /
THE FURNITURE TAX.
By the former you pay sixty cents,
a year on every' door and windowl
in your house, 'while the latter is
devised to catch people who live
flats or apartments. Everyone who'
owns so much as a table and chair
is liable.
France succeeds in raising 3140,-
000,000 a year out of stamp duties.,
Your hotel bill comes to you with ai
stamp on it. Every cheque drawn,'
bears an extra receipt -stamp, across
which the drawer must write hie
mune. Theatre tickets must be
stamped....Even the very bills posted
on the hoardings are stamped, the
value varying with the size of the,
poster. To show how strictly this;
law is enforced, a country advertiser,
was foolish enough to put on one of'
his public advertisements a stamp
worth six cents instead of one worth'
a cent only. This breach of law
cost him a $25 fine.
' Towns, like countries, are also
driven to all sorts of expedients to
raise money for municipal expenses.,
Every morsel of food, drink, and
fuel which enters into any French
town pays a tax. Paris, last month,
pt ten cents a bottle extra on all
spirits, especially English whisky
and gin. She has also taxed land-,
lords 2e,-. pee cent., and tenants 1 per
cent.
• A CITY OF ZINC.
This is Beira„ on the coast of Pois
tuguese East Africa. Every utensil
is made of it. If you \vase to break
your leg, you would be taken to the
hospital o11 a steetcher made of zinc;
and when you arrived at the 7,1_11u
handing, you would be laid on 1104 -
ding resting on a zinc framework. A
dead man lying in a zinc coffin; the
latter resting 011 SettiCS of the seine
metal, is not an eXtraordinary
The body is carried to the zine
church, and. it may rest in a zinc -
lined. 'grave, if the rela,tives so 'des
sireand are willing to pay ! Zinc
S0C11.18 to be ;the only cheap material ,
that Will withstand for a 'reasonable
length of time the •effects of the hue
mid climate, and it is accordingly
employed i11 every possible way,
Mr,' Bridal (at lull 011 000)"-: lTs thia
the best, 'salmon you could get? Mrs.
Bridal.: Yes; the grocer showed me
Several kinds, but I took this tin..
:Mr. DridOl: Did he say this was the,
best he had? Mrs. Bridal: No; but
11 Thotti.cilolthergere it)toist1 I.zstebrevl is in a ,
wret ched co nd tiO . ri end Never'
noticed it.' Well, 1, have, Peeing.
lase month T sent, oise hundsed and`
eighty sta,tements of 1100000 1: with'
requests for iiiimpdiate p,as.nct
and, so far as 17 can learn, not more
than two of my tustomees received
their lettere.