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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1901-5-2, Page 2A WICKED GIRL IlY MARY Ca:OIL IIAY. (opletregeore) , aumption, •and his tone so gentle M its careleesoese, that she could not. lidp smiling after all, smiling was so 111..., ie natural to Derry! Ile had been, cool- ly critica.1 before fully alive to a ereeme.„ Pretty chin fait as a white rose pe- • tal; to sensitive lips; whiee regular teeth, anti glorious rehtian tmts; but now calm criticism. wee at an end, .:try to remember lvlietbev he eversain suddert Warm smile broke on anything to you vhioh could give'e-a him as a gleani of summer sunshine to go 'to the Pines, or' where will, You come to me ogeten" ' ''Oh, Derry, you 'ea11ytutist go, been- to town. 1 Iheist you will. ' It is wretched. her you here, and 'indeed came to -day almost solely to en- 'trea't you to return, and not. make yourself so unhappy, ---and me. 1 real- ly meant not 1,6 ceacie urging this, but it is so nice to be 'with you,. thet I forgot." , "That's good dear. But I am riot going, so 'when -will you, come again? "Not at all if you speak to me of Miles." "May I not aSk you to •think—to breaks before we know that we have spring, and gave him the same sensa- tion --- a gladness that can not be descrilied, or named, or held, But Derry had made now a move-. meat preparatory to going, and so he spoke, in the old cool tones: "For a young and delicate girl, how well Your Bleier manages thoae ponies. ;And 1 have seen her in the saddle, nie.stering a, horse with as much Strenk,-th and ,qui et determination as .---her late lover could have shown, iYet how very geatle she is and-- fantinine, if you will not laugh at Silch a ridiculous word. It expresses exactlY what I Mean." 11 "You know she is charming ' de- clared Derry, ; ''ledeed she is. Unchangeably 80. X WOUder if you have ever felt the in- tense weariness of watching a gas - 'fire; whether you have ever grown sick .to death of seeing the Mune:al- ways in the same spot." "No," she said, while she calculat- ed how many minutes she must take in descending the slope, so as to meet Ella exactly at the door. "I suppose you hurled that at me as a bit of (London. I was thinking of my sis- ter." "go was I," he answered, coolly. ,"Fitz," to the dachshund who had been lying; at his feet --"go down and welcome Miss Hope. He declines ''You have his cousin near,, ask hint," said Ella, with a look as if the tears were very near, though, to Derry's delight, they were kept back. "Ile must surely have plenty to 'say, for he hated Miles." "But if I am to win help," ,eaid Derry, in deep earnest, "it will etire- ly be from pome one who loved "Pehaps," continued Ella, looking dreamily into the fire, "Steven "bene- fited lay his death. I don't sane he did—.I don't.know—but perhaps it was so. Oh, leave it all as , is," she broke off, meeting her sister's startled gaze. ''I can not leave it as it is," said Derry, dazedly. "I can not 'think how you can. You niust be an angel, Ella; I irtean it is so far beyond rac to understand .your resignation. I may go to the Tower, ,for :Primrose and I have met, you. know? May go at once?" "Of course, if you desire it. But I really do wish" (quite perceptibly shrinking from what she was making an effort to say), "you need not go there, Derry. P-1 have a fear of Primrose," "A fear of Primrose?" The elder sis- ter could only repeat the words. "Yes, a fear. She was devoted to Oliver, aad Miles was in Oliver's way. , Oliver owns the property now, the honor," as the hound, having ris- and no one is in his way, but I can en, stood close against his master's not forget that Miles was. What it, Derry?" for the lone gaze of boo - leg, looking up with an entreaty al- it, had forced Ella's , eyes to • her sister's face. "You have given me a cruel thought," gasped Derry', "Primrose is a girl like ourselves.: •` Yes," returned Ella, taking her sister's hand and carit'ssing it, "but most hutnan. "Fitz was my cousin's dog, Miss Hope. I bought him from Miles, only a few clays before his — end. Ie he not beautiful'?" , "Beautiful? • With those crooked legs and ugly splay feet?" "Wait," observed the young man, as he sauntered coolly at her side loving sisters --as I learned yesterday —will do daring things for those they from the cluster of firs, "till you see love. I have onlY told you that him dig for badgers." "I believe I may without anxit:ty 1•in Prrose adoredeher brother Oliver, a consent to wait," said Derry, laugh- and never cared for Miles. I had not ing as she ran down the slope. He did not laugh, but his eyes dosed at the corners rather comical- ly as he watched her meet her sister; then he turned and strolled with Fitz away from Ilarra,ck's Beacon. CHAPTER II. "Derry, did I see some one with ,ou'?" asked Ella, drawing off a sealskin gauntlet, and laying one :firtri little white hand in her sistee's, "when you first came in stght?" °1 don't know when I first came in sight," replied Derry gently, "for you were in sight of me a mile away" "Was it Steven Basset?" "Yes, dear, but I did not want to disturb you with that name the :first minute you came to me. I fear the likeness distresses you." ''The likeness?" repeated the young- er sister, evith a start. "Why, Derry, you never saw Miles." "Oh, no, but there's always a like- ness betwen. brothers, and I know Oliver Basset." "Do you?" indifferently, °But Miles and Oliver were not really like. No one was like Miles." ''Not to you, dear, of course," ex- plained Derry, pitifully aware of tears gathering. ''But this Mr. Basset ie a very dif- ferent looking man, though indeed don't dislike him, as Aunt Crystal 'does, alwayswmfind him well Inform- ed when he converses with inc' even told you that she had been ut- terly changed since that night. She is more broken-hearted than even I have 'the right to be. Besides, why does Oliver, who was supposed to love her so, stay away from her now?" "I made a mistake," said Derry, with a new comprehension of the full pretty lips, in thhiking -there was no stuepictons at work. Does not suspicion --seemingly so, busy ainong Miles's relatives—touch Oliver'?" "I clOn't know," sigliecl Efla, weari- ly. "I have scarcely evetwseen Oli- ver. But I always -knew he was his sister's favorite, ,and that they both felt Miles in the way. I suppose," in tired tones,' "they ha.d both a sort of right to do so. But this eousin never had." "Ella, Why did so many people dis- like Miles? It has been a great shock.to 211C, for your love for him had lifted him high in my thoughts." "Do you ketow," in a pained half - whisper, "what jealooey will do?" "And Primrose loved Oliver best? Well,'' with uncharacteristic irony, "there is no accounting for a sister's taste." ''Then you did' not admire Oliver? He is haodsonie like his brother," said Ella, speaking as one who knew, "but I did not mean to mention them. You will not force it upon me again, Derry? Oh, how I wish you would go back and be happy. There is nothing in the world to keep you ''Yes, there is. Didn't I tell Mrs. Tarte: I had come to spend my wealth? I began this morning at it 18 °Penh% ail old wooed." "Not ao old one." "No, too new a one indeed to 'bear a touch. l'einuese, 1 wanted to tell you that eaY sister Derry has come to Ilesering. She says she is going to seay. and devote herself to solving the myStet'y of Isliles's death.- She can do nothing, of course. What, coulii a girl do? But she persists in apeeing this wound for me." ' letitorose 13aese1's wan face had 'briehteeeci at her companion's first Word,'" but now it eves paler even than nefore, and she was so silent Llott presently Ella event, oio—"She is coming here, Primrose. She is so bent upon questioning everybody, and she will speak of it to you act she has done to nee. It is cruel to you.'i "No, why should it be?" cried Primrose, holly. "I mean ---I do not think your sister would ever wish to be cruel." ".No, but she has no right to trou- ble us all with, the painful subject. She should not forgot that we have had 'to live through it. She ought to ktiow that everything,tht can be done will be done—or has been-- by those who were nearest to "But she thinks she is helping, and she knows that we ought'none of us to rest until, or rather she feels sure that ticne of us can, rest. until the murderer is found." "''Come and stay with me," sog- gesteil Ella, kindly, "and you will esen.Pe theie Painful questions, for, Mr, Martin will not, have 'Derry at the Fines.'' • ' "No, oh no," was the swift an. sever. "1 must learn to speak of wee brother's death. It is time.' And never leave poor grandmother now." "How good you are to heri" slgh- eri Ella. 'elind to Oliver,for you never reproach him for not coming, to ,you." "Oliver will come," said Prim- rose, in jaded tones; and Ella, mov- ed, with compassion to see a curious hauriling fear on the pale face, rose Ito leave. , As 1-)rinirose turned, she found that Sarah Eales had come into the hall,' and 1V13f., standing, there awaiting lier young mistress. "The ponies are restive, Miss Hope," she • explained, in her respectful monotonous Way, and then stood back for the girls to pass; looking first at Ella with anx- dous soliirmde, then at Priinrose with an .Lent, uneasy suspicion. , PART IVe , "And I do believe." said Derry, her r the village shoP." eyes warm with a laugh of which. she "Yett always jest when I am in was instantly ashamed, he is just earnest," fretted Ella. "Of course, as well informed_ when lie converses soinething different freak. -that keeps with me -- though I can not. get him you to inform Die." "Yes, I have not heard 'yet ---and '1 As .garali nal -es had aee°1-nPaii`ed shall be'ta long time before have her young iniseresse and was standing , heard. I 'assure 'You—one \thous - now waiting for orders' perry felt` I and th porta-of what 'Mrs. FraY'd has a little evaltevarcl, having only one it on her Mind to mention.'' •'a. '-i°Cini int° ':\Viliell to invite allY1?°' ' "leothing ever troubles you, - Sant sP. she asked her sister whether' she Ella,- struggling after a smile., ''t evoteld preier.t.o -coolie about or ge.in. e . ., remember how father used te ,it 'Go 'in," eeturned Ella, giving ,...tne . 4. ',.' - - ' • - I i ola t-mes, that you weft as eaey as reins to her small diveried groom. 1 an old shoe.- * "Sarah can sit with Mrs': I'"ra 1 - nil w as this all that Ella rernent- til I summon her. It .5NOIS very stop- I id," Ella went on, in a. whisper, as ithe girl entered the house, "of Sarah to beg to come witlienie this rnorn- ing; very, unkiricl, too, as she has 'found that '1 seldom refuse her any- thing." ' • "Sim will enjoy Mrs. Fraycl," ' ob- served.I)erry, peosively. Thougb Ella would not remain to :lunch Ltd would not have the ponies ' mut up, she, threw off her sealskin, iwith the appearance of intending to izt.a.y a long titre, and seated hereelf before the fire, looking very comfort- able and pretty in the mourning, which, except for the Absence of a, (cap, and the geeeral enlivenment of. ijet glistening wherever it was possi- pole, was as deep as that of a widow. "Derry," she said, with a smile and -eigh together, "I ant 50 relieved ;to see you in your ordinary dress tagoAn., That affectation of mourning ecesterday was 'a greet mistake.", • 1 "Yee," said Derry, simplY, "tbut I (had felt, unlike wearing colors since iney own sister--" bored of the braye efforte.eof thoso old times? c From Harrack's Beacon Mess Hope drove to the Tower, and again Sarah Ea,lee pleaded to accompany her. Vexed es she wasi she kindly gave way as she hail done in tthe morning but left Sarah in the phaeton out- side tile Tower when the old butler admitted her. In the hall she -found Primrose Basset, sitting deep_ in thought before- the tire in the. great open grate, her Skye terrier lying opposite her on the rug, looking un- winlorigly up into her face thr.ough his sillten tresses. Want to disturb .eithei of you,' soniled Ella, deprecating the troubro Miss Basset took to bring another of' the ,hee,yy, old, oak chairs, up to the hearth, and the coneequent' uneettling 'of the dog. ,.''I like to he disturlaed," said Prim- , rose, simply., t'and jess be . the better for a run- Oh, she has gone already! That is right," CHAPTER 1. - It was 4 Februarys morning; - and Derry 'sat gazing into her fire \ohne he made ,strenuotie efforts to pur- sue a, direct train of thought; to go back 'step ' by step over the three weeks of her stay in Dewring, 'that; she might discover tot what lid:Stoke or ielioeance'her failure hitherte had - been . due, and then if possible 1,o; niap out a mere'auspioions 'line Of - action .' for the future, * But though she resolutely set, herself to keep thought to this one track; the veri- est trifle would 'disperse it, at.,1 she had still no definite project •Thiened, -when, at the end of two long hours the silence of her rooni was broken by the noisy flapping of wings; 'It was the involuntary.memory of the legeeds she had heard which made her start from her seat; in momen- tary alarm. , "Where's Miles then?' 'rho sharp question came from un- der the table, and Derry smiled dis- dainfully , at her own childish fear. "It is you, George, is it?" she said, as site went ,for a limip of sugar for Ella's parrot. "This is a call I didoet expect, sir.; why couldn't you bring your mistress?" ' Tho bird was not to be lured from his leireat, and Derry was still fruitlessly enticing him, -when Sarah Eales came hurriedly throogh Alm open glass -door, calm in her demean- or, though Derry saw that her hand shook when she extended it to catch the itarrcit. • , "Conte, George!: come, George!" she crooned, as if to a child. "Ella wants you." But George 'remained, unmoved un- til by a skillful swoop Sarah cap- tured him. "I won't stay, Miss Derry," she said then, folding her shawl • 'about -him' arid leaVing , the rOom. "Miss Ella will be uneasy." But outside the door, George, hav- ing craftily won confidence by his wary. quietude, suddenly dived, unclee, Sarah'e. arm, and with ,a Emilieh laugh flevv. to. the top of the old mill, from. which 'unalleCt.tecl seclusion he looked clown with a dolemn pensive- ness ,rather exasperating to his baf- fled captor. "If Ella would not be uneastew, observed Derry, regarding the parrot wit]; admiration, ''how much better he looks,up there than eei a arm! he looks up there than in a rocan! Leave etini, Sarah." "I lutist have him," fretted Sarah, , potntenly raising her voice when she saw that Mr.. DasSet was withii, hearing._ o "Could, you get it doevii, sir?-"chervotigiy accostieg'hhn as he stood gazing up at the soleitm bird, "It will go home presently."' - "T. !cot: 'not,' sir:" . ' "Oho well, it will ' do the best for itself, you otay depend," he returnee with an ,indifference Derry thought ineketieable though' she herself had offered similar' advice , to -Sarah. Ae soon ae the evoman had unwillingly departed,. 'SfeVen 'Basset 'returned' lazily to Derry's • side. "The , min - ring fellow will go into your 1'00111 agate.' probably, Miss Hope,if he 'does not fly boom. Therefore, as the Wind is very cold for youout here, will you ask me in, that I may lie able to capture him for you ---your sister? If there were any luxuries in my silting-roe/tot' he added, coolie', in her rather dubious pause, "or anything to look at, I would invite you -in most humbly. But there .is note' , "'neve is Mre. Ftayd's photo- graph," corrected Derry, but could not hesitate to len(1 the way, Bottle: following her in lie took off his, bet elite]. boos' cie on one of tem, 1 nails among the nye, n.)1 , when , I know, clear, that ,you felt ,,, all ; used 10 find you always play - that wa,s kin.de Now let us talk of dig'" '°bserved Ella" 1°°1"ng vainly zomeeemg eisee. for the, violin cape. 'The girls had had an hour' of Inc ..1 have never Pla3fed since that loving, wandering sister talk (which ni!6t.' Derry had not the, heart to break 'I don't wonder," said Miss HoPe with any of the questions which bar- gently- In her glance round, She had assert her), , when Sarah Ea,Ies ap- let Inc eYes' re8t for a n'°1-nent on petteed, and asked if tee peniee had the door of that room which used to not stood as long as it was Wise for belong to the maSter, and she locked teem to stand. She 'walked away, her fingers toget,her and set her lips, when she had asked this, and Elia not allowing herself to .ere, ease 'Lo bid farewell. "It Is hard for you, dear' Ella "Dear, etety a little," cried Derry, said Basset her manner strange- , 'draw nee tree back with a plea,cling tooid "I'llave so mtieh to ;tele yeuoI t k dectot,—leit must speakto You, Ain den want o pain YOL --.77.",k 0 IpYVV ly reserved for all its softness eIttet )ehould have spared yoeiree titie yiett--Yet.'" TOLD TO TAKE THEIR LIFE A VERY STRANGE CUStT0111 IN VOGUE IN CHINA. EMperer Orten Orders Many or Ms Lead- SilbJeCiS Contualt SIllt01110--touth Them Poisoned Wine or o suord, Too, 11 is an immemorial custom in the Cninese Empire that evhen a person of very high rank or birth has offended, to invite Ilan to commit suicide. We have often heard of the custom in Japan under the name of "haei-lcari," hut, 11 15 much older and more highly developed in .Claina. Obinese Em- peror have left immortal examples of delicacy and courtesy in their let- ters inviting their friend e and rela- tives to kill themselves. Mr. ChoW-Tsz-Chi, the Chinese Con- sul in New York, who speaks English admirably, explains the principal fea- tures of thie singular custom. ''Only very great. persons said Mr. Chow-Tsz-Chi, "are invited by the Emperor to commit suicide. It ie real- ly an honer._ When it becornes de- sirable on account of some offence or for some other good reason that one of, these great men should leave the world, the Emperor Sends him a courteous command to do so. The reason for, • thiS method is plain. It avoids subjecting a man of great rank to the humiliation of a publiC execution, and also avoids the disgrace that it would bring upon hire family. It is inconceivable that one of the Emperor's blood should be publicly executed. He who kills himself by imperial canon:land dies in honor, surrounded by his family. TO KILL HIMSE.LF. 'It is usual, although not, I think, invariable, for the Emperor to send his correspondent something with which to kill himself. This may be a bottle of wine, a silken girdle or cord, or a sword The wine is to poison fele.1 mostoeome to -c azekatt.e;11 TO BR CONT1,251/101; him, the rope to. hang him, and the sword to stab him. "There have been many leistiarical cases where great personages have been invited to kill themselves, and never to my knowledge, has any one refused to obey the command. Ordi- narily it is a crime to commit sui- cide, but when the Emperor come mends it becomes a duty and an hon- or. If the man were to refuse to obey the order I presume he would_ be executed. - The mere fact that he disobeyed the Ereperor ,would, Make him liable to the death penaltyn" - A prominent Chinese official, who would not allow. his name, to -be. quoted, -wrote dui in Chinese' cherac- ters the form of imperial order which would be sent to Prince Cliwang. In English this reads; " "My Dear Cousin: - "11 is our pleasure that you depart as speedily as possible from this life for the glory of our throne and the peaete of our subjects. To make easy your departure we send you a bottle of wine. "Your. dear Cousin, "EMPEROR KWANG-SU." A -NOTE OE AFFECTION. The officio.' explained the affection- ate wording of the message. In pri- vate life the Emperor treats those relatives who are older than himself not only with 'affection but with re- spect, althoughein public they must 'Make the profoundest obeisance to him. A communication ordering his cousin to commit suicide would be of a private character, and therefore couched in affectionate and.intimate language. A messenger of rank is appointed to take the imperial order to the doomed official. Upon receipt of it he kowtows, i.e., touches his forehead to the ground nine times. Then he summons his wife and the principal members of his -family and announces the news to them in these terms; 'It -had pleased' HIS Celestial Ma-- jesty to hasten my departure ' for Heaven. Let us honour and thank His Celestial ll/ajesty and pray that his reign may be long and glorious," All the family kowtow nine times on hearing this pleasing news.' , A DIGNIFIED_ DEPARTURE: , , by his pious desceralants. He will be laicl at rest in the splendid tenet) of his family, in China who invites people to sui- cide, 11 seems that many promin- ent, Chinamen are in the habit of tieing this method to get rid of de- pendents of whom --they are tired. This, of course,' is contrary to law and religian. ORDERS SUICIDE OF BOXERS. 'the terrible old lady, the Dowager Empress, has ordered an appalling number of suicides. It is assumed in the case cif Prince Chwang that the Emperor will order the suicide be- cause of his importance and because the powers are interested in him. The Dowager, however, receives their messages, and is really the one who decides what action shall be taken. It is agourions fact that the Dow- ager is nciw ordering the suicide of leading Boxers, whereas, a few months ago, she was promoting the suicide of those who failed to carry the Boixer movement to success. On the road to Sian Fu during the flight of the court, the Dowager de- graded one of her officials and ord.- ered him not to follow the court. • Some weeks after the arrival of the royal party at the present capital, this official, whose offence had been a comparatively small ,one, thought that she had probably forgotten all about it and 80 he went on to SianFu and appeared in his usual place. When. h 1 inied The Emperor is not the only man The candidate for Heayen then -eon; sults-all his lawyer, sets hise-WOrlde . . ly affairs in order and hidS good,b,t, to his family. All this is done 'with extreme dignitY and 'a, complete absence of emotion, but not tvithout tenderness, for the China:then is al - meet invariablyoeffectionate in his family relation. , Heprays at great 'length to his gods. and, 'to his ances- .„.„ .ters, And then commits suieide by the method oecomraencled to him by, the Enloe ror. - As a rule he will kill himself 'with- . . in twenty-four ...hours .of the, receipt 'of the message. .1.1 is considered good forte to be prompt in carrying out, thesEmperor's wishes. To delay sui- cide manyaidaye_weold be 'regarded as co,wardice. • ,, • , 411 Chinese who have been consult.: ed agree that if the man failed to. kill himself he twould--be executed, but such a step has never been nec- essary. A SUBSTITUTE A DISGRACE. , It is iMPortant to kriowtthat'a man ordered to commit suicide by the Emperor would ,be disgraced ,if ,he perldi.rned 1 • the act by 811bStitlIte, whereme, if he were condemned to he executed, he wotild regard it as merely h sensible act to provide a vicarious victim. The powers are thereforeemore certain of vengeance through the soicide rescripts than if they depended on' Chinese officials to execute the offenders. When Prince Chevang commits sui- cide he will atone for whatever mis- deeds he may have committed by a. supeeme act of piety and devotion to the Emperor. That is the official and religious Chitese view of the matter. Tlaerefo-e he will receive a grand funeral with ceenplete rc•ligiousrites like e,r_e who has died full of years cool, honour's. Fires will be kept .beirra trig' ulirialtais'mniibttJ to mem:" the Dowager saw la s exc a Way with dynamite --you never know "What, are yon alive yet?" The official went off in a corner at once and drank the contents of a bottle of poison that he carried with him. PRINTING BY DYNAMITE. An Engineer's Experience With the Deadly Explosive. I once saw a man drop a dynamite cartridge from his hand, said an engineer the .oither day. There was Go exPlosion and the m,an was blown to pieces. On another occa.sion I saw a case of 4,00 ca-rtridgee fall down a mine -.shaft - a distance of 1,200ft., with,out exploding. But that is the way with dyn.aimite— you'n,ever know what it will do. Sometimes the sligh,teet jar will explode it, and at others it can be thrown about in the most carele,ss manner. I have seen a whole cartridge of dynamite thrown into the furnace of a steam-enotioe, and the stuff flared up without doin,g any damage. I saw a m,a.n who.had become excited at a burning cartridge throw, it to the ground and trample on it, trying to tramp oat the flames,, and the man lived to tell the tale. It is of fre- quent oecurrence that dynamite is necide.nitally set alight. •- 'This happens .inostly in winter. The Cartilages then freeze. In that cone dition they are useless as far as blast- ing is ocinceroed, for, whether con- fined or not, they simply burn. To thaw 'then it is nec.eesary either to immerse them in -hot water or to place them near a fire. I once made a number of experi- ments,to prrave the downward _action of dynamite. . A number of blocks of iron, six inches in diameter, and three Laches thick, were practised upon. An ordinary newspaper was spread over one of the bloeks. A cartridge of dynamite was placed on top of the paper, and, after being connected with a fuse and cove,red-with a heap of dirt, th,e charge was set off. When the block was examined after the explosion, the print of the paper was dietinotly impressed into the surface of the iron. The reason was that the paper where the printers' ink had tonehed it was haaider .then the rest of the paper, and by the incredi- bly hard and sudden blow struck bY the dynamite the imprint of the shape of the letters was made as plainly c,n the iron as if it had been, cheese. THE SAFEST COUNTRY. - 'Why England Keeps the Jewels of Reign- ing Monarchs. England is looked upon by most European monarclas as the safest country innehich to keep their jewels. One of the no.ost vela:able collections' theewcpeld isthat ,of the Russian , . , o Imperial Family. A large portion of this collection is guarded in „a forti- fied castle, -Watched over by a speeial detail 'of 180 retired officers and a body of soldiers: For this service they -are well paid.....No offic,er who his days of active service was addictedto gambling or to , extr,avaganee, can ever hope to be selected as one of the custodians of the Imperial jewels. But very large portion of the Czar's jeweLs, is always' left in London ,banke; so that, in case a revolution should loreak out in St. I?eter.sletirg, he wteuld hove an' "anchor to Windward". in England.- " The Prince of Bulgaria is possessed of precious stones to the value of L1,- 000,000, and many of these are always stored in the youlte of_Lonido,n banks. King Milan al Servia kept many of late jewels in London and Paris banks; and many of the jewels belonging to the German Imperial Family ,are in the .same safe keeping. , OULD .T AKE NO, CHANCES. An old lady went to a station a little way Gut of ,the eity an,d asked when the next train would go to Glas- gow. Twelve -fifteen , said ,the tic- ket clerk. It was then i a.m. Shortly afterwarde the woman came again and asked the eame quest ion. - Same reply, At ten o'clock the Sanie,question, anewer, and so on ,cit intervals of thir- ty minutes, until 11.3D. Then the man was veXed. Madam, he said, no train will pass this station—express, passenger or goods—to Glasgow, or from Glasgow, until12.15. 'Oh 'responded, the 'old ladY, ratich orY,for almonth. They will be, light- -retteved,.; then•I,thinit „I'll be sefe, to ed again 'at tite•same time _every year 1. gang steroee e ROW TO PROPOSE, 1SnaYthe was about to propose to the girl of lihe choice and s t • ' was tying to decide how he ehould do it. First he thought of the knightly proposal, in the etyle of the Mtildle Ages ; BY nay halidome, fair maid, tette' thou sviit, be mine, and the holy friar titian unite Us ere another sun gilds the turrets of gender castle 1 Then he considered the theatrical style: I have long loved you in Secret, je- u-wil, and though I am not rich, cart offer gou the true and unselthen devotion of my whole ha-aer-ret ° He thought perhape the easy con- versational style might dp Well, Alicia—I may 'call you "Ali- cia," mayn't I ?—everyone 'rect are going to be married. Suppose we do get married, jut to etop 'ene think - But When the fateful moment aro rived he (lid it something like this.; CEr--Alicia—er—excuse the familiar- ity, but-7er-oer—will you—er--- oh; by'Anjdovteh—en she came to the rescue, anTtlhasta'ildl d: o, TommY, my boy. It's all serene, and I know the old people will be delighted. , „„, I MISTAKEN' IDENTITYl At a certain function, presided ore! by a very short -Sighted bisholi, a young Man arrived teee'Y late and exei pliiiined that he lied been detained in attendance on Ilia mother. Quite right, said the bishop, no, need to apologize. A man's first duty, is to hie parents. I hope the clear old lady is very well? Remetnber nae very kindly to her, and tell her I shall drop in to tea next Sunday if I can manage it. When the young man had passed on the bishop turned to a bystander and eaid: That was iyoung Jack Sey- mour was it not? No, my lord, was the reply; that gen- . tleman was the Duke of Connaught. SHE DID NOT GO. The following is an exact copy a letter received by a young lady who wished to spend a holiday in a small country town, and advertised ' for a room:— ''Dear Miss,—We think we kin sute, you with, room and bard, if you pre- fer to be where there is musick. I, play the fiddell, my wife the orgin, my dotter Jule the akordion, my deb, , ter 'Mary 'the leakigo, My son Hen the gietar, tay: eon Jim the Iloot , and,. kornet, and my son Clem the base - drum', while all of us sings hims, in which we would be glad to have you take part, both vocal or instrumen- tal, if you play on anything, „. We play by ear, ari' when we all gib., started there is real Musick in the air. Let us know if you want to come here to bord." • YA11VIOU12H'S HANDY MAN. , - 'Yarmouth, England, guardians ape, pointed a man at a salary of 25s. a week to discharge the folowing dut-o, ies:--SuPerintendent pauper funerals,' attend beard and committee meetings serve as general assistant to the staff, attend the guardians' office daily, act under the instructions of the clerk, temporarily do duty as de- puty porter, take charge of the men's dining room at the workhouse, assist the relieving officers in removing - the effects of paupers who became in- mates, act as assistant in removing lunatics to the asylum, give the boys swimming , lessons, and render. help When necessary at the children's home. THE FRIEND I HATE. I bought a clock not .long ago-, A friend to give due ,warning - That I must rise in time to go To buSiness in the morning. rounded horror ,nickled, 'bright 1 "'I'dscanier take a licking, Thanwaken in thedead eafenight, • And' hear the thing -a -ticking. I wrap it in a coverlet, . And in nay closet etow it; Then try, my best to sleep—mad .yet, It's -tick,in,g—and 1 know it. ' Worn out -at length, my eyeltde closet._ Then; with a sudden tcla.nging, It proves itself my worst of foes,, lA-whirring and a -banging. IP the 'teeth are to get but one. thorough cleansing during the day, just before retiring is the best time to give it .to them, as there are six or eight bourn during sleep that the salivary glands are inactive and fatty and starchy • foods that may be lodged between and around the teeth, ere bathed in saliva.. a partial digestive fluid, undergo decomposition, forming aeicle, which act more or less readily on 'the tooth structure at the tint° of formation; the salivary glands not being active during sleep, acid e are „ not diluted, as during the day a free flow of saliva prevents to a great de- gree, the deleterious effects of acoll thus formed. The teeth and gums should be care- fully brushed after each meal with a, medium soft brush, using as a wash on a damp 'brush alcohol rose- water and listerine equal parts. , The average depth of coaI-mines 750±t. to 85011. The lowest paving work- ings ere 2,,e00ft. n Ocean eteanierearrles 'foe 'age 21 fiancee her,,ownhtontta, rnt 01 a year ' e