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— "Oh, then there is hope!" sh
tingeing instantlywith
colo
clasping her hands. "He did
spise "you?"
"Nay," I answered; treinn'i'1
e cried, erty," he answered. "But it May be 1
r ` and apprehend you, You would like to be
not de- speak a berth?"
"It seems hasty and eager to men
nb with tion it, p 1 replied, a little in de reel
love and tenderness, "not • SO
that."
I could not find It•'in my he
disclose the doubts and dubio
that were oppressing me.
"But yet fou speak 'heavily,
said, looking at me more nar there is that in .our air
—
were were his words, Carlos?"
"That he bid me rise' to a eta.
life fit to. sue for you," I wa
pressed to answer; "but even
promises nothing. ',Inshort, heir
tie with civility, and perhaps
my deserts, but has left me wits
as 'many doubts as I had at first.
yt_„
"Poor Carlos!" she gently bro
and to my infinite delight she laid her
hand gently against my , cheek. "I
perceive how it is. He has played the
shrewd merchant with-you,,and`: has
dealt with you in: a fashion to' avoid
offense, yet to afford little hope.: But
be not discourager], for if he did not
came out with harshness against you
he is not offendef tereh you, and that
I am .sure is much. I .am now better
;heartened than I have been at any
eine before, and believe that all wITA
i'et come out in triumph for•us."
"Dear heart," said I, with a shaking
poice, and, unable to utter any more;
pvords, I clapped the caressing hand!
ito my lips and!with another motion;
drew her unresisting to my breast.
God wot never was a purer woman,'
but she was no prude, and the generous
blood of Spain flowed in her veins.
She slipped her arms about my neck..
end put her lips to mine, and let me
draw her loving weight to me, and so
•we clung for' a single moment.
The, shortest moment in my life.
Feet began to clatter down' the com-
panion stairs, and with one swift, ten-
der kiss and ,"I am yours, Carlos, or if
11, not, then •the, veil l The ]Ioly One keep
you! she was inside and the door
closed, and I was speeding to "my
cabin.
I'reaehed the door just as the pee -
,son 'coming down fetched into the
!range of the lamps.'. To my relief, it
waselr.Tym. Never•theless,Ihadnever
seen him when he was less welcome. •
' "Is't you,,'Ardick?" he.asked, a.sI
paused by the door. "Why, yes, now
I see it is. Colne in, for I have a thing
to tell you."
I felt little curiosity, for the greater
matter moved me, but I passed after
him 'into the berth.. Our candle lan-
;thorn had' been left burning„ and by
tale glimmer of it'I saw that his look
was moved and excited. A'' little sur-
prised now, I dropped upon the side
of my bunk, while he took the neigh -
tor stool.
"Well, Ardiek," he began, "to save
you guessing,I will go -straight g gat to the
owels of the matter.
_ I have fallen
weir to a great fortune."
Distraught as I' was and full of the
ether affair,' this,• nevertheless, gave
me a start. Recollecting myself and
how I ought to behave toward one who
had deserved so well•of me, I caught
his hand and shook it heartily.
"I congratulate you, with " all my.
soul," I cried. "No man in the world
deserves the luck' better!"
"Avast! you over -exalt "
me, he
Faughed. "But it is' the strangest
ehing in the world. To come to the
point,- then, it is Torrycorn's letter
;which has brought so muck to pass.
(First, a certain cousin, that I never
saw, died, and left me his entire, great
o' sessions. He did it out of regard
r my mother, it seems,
Whom he
greatly loved. While dying he wrote
a `letter to Mr. Hope; his dear friend
and business agent, begging that he
be executor of the will, and sent the
Letter to a sea captain, who° -was soon
to. sail for Havana. By mistake the
' f etch went to Capt. Torrycorn, and
soon after Mr. Elope himself sailed for
Panama. Having considerable busi-
mess .on the way he was deterred from
:the first plan of his voyage,; and
reached this point later than he had
expected. Yet still he did arrive in
-fireclse season to meet use to receive
r•...
1115 Ietter, and to find at his very elbow
the man the letter concerned. Shall
you find` the match of all , this for
strangeness and the very whim of for-
tune?"
"Indeed," said I, much surprised, "it
passes all that I ever heard of.But
what is the amount of the fortune?"
"It is set ,forth in the letter to be
ninety thousand pounds sterling, but
may fall something short," he an;
swered. "It is mainly invested•inlands
about New York and in ships. It was
in the business of,the'last that my
cousin made his' fortune, -I mean in;
the plantation trade. "It is a bit
strange that I never heard of him, but
then his ships plied mostly between
our easterly ports and New York, and.
I had no great knowledge of matters in
those parts."
tut here something gave Inc a little
start. "Ships, then," veld 1, "will cut
a considerable figure with you Do
you !neap to keep them or sell them?"
"That 'I can answer better' when I
see them and likewise come to some
determination. as to tJie other prop -
bad as tion, "but the fact is-"
"Say no more," he cried, clapping me
�, Pp e
art to: on the`` back. Lan you doubt me?"
useless Why, man, • you shall be second mate
of my best ship. After that mate, ani.
"' she then captain. Why not? And your
rowly, pay shall,start with a round sum and
I
What' not cheated, either, for you are worth
it. Sellinger at first shall be. :our su-
ion in perio'r—for I have him also in mind, to
s now advance" his fortunes—and " I '' think
then you could not ask for a better."
eated "God' bless you!" I cried.'. "This is
eyond more than -you thinki
1i near In spite of Inc the tears came into
And my eyes.
"Why,'Ardrick, man, you have: some
ke in, thing behind r the lighter!" he said,
looking at me sharply. "Nay, out with
it and: relieve your mind. I Hauch doubt
if you will find more sympathetic
ears."
"That T know," I'said, with a sob,
"but, indeed, I am but a poor creature..
I think I have Iost the little courage I
had. Yet• here is the matter, since you
are foolish enough to consent to hear
it." And with no words spared and
many ilounderings andu .p u1]in s I
disclosed 'r ysecret. p ]
"And now," said I, at the end, "you
see how the matter lies. To come
speedily as may be to my ship Is
only hope, and even then—who
say what may intervene?"
He heard me with an'inscrut
face, only I thought lii,s eyes lig
once or twice, and once he wasa
old trick of thrusting out his lips.
"Aid so," he said with an odd
of precision, "that is the thing be
the lighter? A stirring' enough li
;natter, too, but not calling for ni
dwelling on."
"Sir:" I; cried, reproachfully.
"Nay, but hear me," he said, woo-
ing
li ed.-"Frght-and-twentyS ears
1 was young : ,dv.osinlove. .Ithou
ass: sou did-, anti 'n-a^•.'i:atoxicated in
same 3as7kiou. a' married alter
time.'
1' was silent. I thought I' knew vv
he was about to say. His marri
had proved uurhappy.
"In two years my wife died "he we
on, his voice dropping:and rsoberin
`Those two years were happier th
all the time before or s�iiice, Wh
It came to the last I asked Marga
to thank God for me that He had giv
me' the sweet loan of her. I rpromis,
that I would strive to join her so
day, notwithstanding my manyimpe
fections, which still I mean to do, y
in chief through the merits of Chri
blessed be ' His name! for He mu
make up my lack. And now to yo
matter, which you, must think I ha
strayed from. Having been in th'
way happy myself; I conceive it a go
and sweet thing if I migh'tmakeyou
likewise, and this ,I believe Lean d
I have now neither kith nor kin
poor George Benther was surely th
last,: as I thought>anotlierwas befo
him—and it will be fitting if;I name
heir.' Why not you, Ardick, whonel
truth. I love? I will adopt you, an
so at last I: shall have a son.;: And' no
do you think your matter worth nuc
dwelling on, for have we not found
way to mend it? I trow nay heir an
the' agent of my ships, with good ven
tures of his own and what not, ma
aspire to this young woman's hand
If not, let me know, and. we will se
whether the house' of Reg�inald'T
A Blow Pram
"One Winter, when things were rath-
er slow in New York city, -it was just;.
before John ,TL's time"—said the olcl pu-
gilist, "we made up a little party and
hired a hall in one of the fishing towns
not far away. ' We ndvertieed a prize
of $W for any one who could stay on
his feet against our men for five
rounds. It was safe money, although
when two or three- of the boats came
in at the same time we had all we
could handle.
"But one night 0. fellow as big as the
side of a hone caste along, and we
smelled trouble. We put him' up
against the heaviest man in our par-
ty, who, though he only tippets tee
scales at 180 pounds. had two good
hands and. a head that you'couldn't
hurt with a piledriver. But the stran-
ger was no slouch, and"at the end of
.the fourth round we began to worry
about the tenner.
"The ring was on the stage at the
front of the hall, and at the rear of the
stage there were two windows. So I
says to our man as I sponged his
mouth, 'Work him,over to one of the
windows.'
"It wasn't no easy job,'but ho clid
d
it before time was half up, and as` the
duffer backed up near the window- he
got a crack in the head from behind
that dumped him in a heap. That's
the way we saved our ten. ,
"But the funny part of it is that our
champeen bad caught the local guy on
the jaw the same moment,, and we
could never persuade him that it
wasn't himself that secured the knock-
out."
my
An Animated Parcel.
Duncan Ross, the Scotch athlete
brought to New York with him some
years ago avaluable bull terrier, fa-
mous for the blue ribbons he bad won
in India. Mr. Ross lived across the,
Harlem river, but his business took..
him daily to the lower past of New
York. Invariably he was accompanied
to his office by the bull terrier. As it
was known that he always came down
town on the elevated railroad, his
friends wondered, knowing the'embar-
go placed upon dogs, how he procured
transit for the bull terrier. t
Their repeated questioning finally s
can persuaded him to reveal the secret, and h
be invited them all to the office one
evening just as he was starting for,
home. He took out of his desk a stout
piece. of wrapping paper and, opening :3
it out at, spread it on the floor. Then i c
he whistled to the dog,- and the bull' 4
IN THE: ftLE OF JERStY.
Marvelously 5aecesesfi CPurntti
Peasants on a Few Acres JO
To say that the peasant fart
the isle of Jersey (many of who
neither read nor write) are the be
most scientific farmers in the
sounds like a contradictory' state
a very boastful one, to say the le
make tlie, statement on my ow
count, for I` have never heard' It s
them, nor do the islanders thel.-
set up any such claim. They are
unconscious' of the fact as only
small portion of them have eve
away from home to' the extent of
ing the channel that separates t
laud from France or England,
thein the best farmers in the wor
the simple reason that they make
farms produce more per acre tha
other fariners I ever saw or heard
The little island of Jerseyis on
miles long and four to even
wide. There is, however•, a res
population of 55,000,' and that th
land is able to support its own ins
ants and feed 40,000 to 50,000 vl
annually is something wonderful.
when I tell you that in addition to
there is exported fr.orn the island
ly between $3,000,000 and $4,00
worth of farm and garden produc
one will question that these is
farmers deserve the distinction t
have given them.
Early ` potatoes and cattle are
principal farm products. The'po
crop alone that was shipped from
island this year brought '$2,175
There are on the island all' told a
25,000 acres and of course a great
of waste land' along ;the coast, so
there are only about 10,000 acres of 1
worked or tilled by farmers. There
1,200 fanners, and the;average s
farm, therefore, is about 8r/e acres.
On an eight acre farm there will
say four and a half to five acres of
atoes (followed by a crop' of r
ame season), an acre or acre an
aif of grass, and on the balance of.
farm oats'or meadow, garden
buildings. The farmers pay from
per acre annual rent A crop
00 bushels of early grown potatoe
onsidered a good one, while a crop
00 bushels and even more is` not
common. I am afraid' to tell the ;nu
ger of tons of mango's that are p
duced per acre, after the potato cr
without additional fertilizers.
How is it possible to' grow such .crops
n such a small piece of land, support
ch a large population and export
ver $3,000,000 worth. of produce year -
and at the same time increase the.
ertility of the soil? I reply by;keep-
g a large number of cows, for the
anufacture of fancy' butter for the
oeket, horses for the work and barn
rd manure for the land. Incredible
it may seem, on these 10,000 acres
ere are owned, according to the last
nsus, 11,891 head of Jerseys, 2,343
ad of horses,"to say- nothing of pigs
d poultry.
The farmers try some commercial
rtilizers and draw tons of seaweed
at is gathered on the sand when the
e is out, which they spread on their
adow and grass land, but their mill-
et
reliance is barnyard and li aid
inure. I doubt if' there is a farm
the island without a, liquid' manure
tern, the contents of which are
meed into a hogshead on a two
eeled' cart and distributed on the
ss and meadow.
But how can they feed such ;'a num-
of cattle from so small an' acreage
grass land when potatoes and other
ps occupy about two-thirde`or three-
rths of the farm? With 14,234 head
ive stock there is nearly an animal
a half per acre for every, acre
med. They do it by adopting a
et soiling system. Only the milk
s are allowed to go to pasture, and
e are tethered. Beginning' at one
of a field, each -cow mows her own
th across it. She is moved on once
wise a day, according to the size of
meadow, •and makes a clean sweep
everything within reach of her
cr rope, which is about 12 feet
The growt]i of grass is 'some -
g wonderful. The cattle feed across
e fields six or eight times during
ason,' and even then portions of the
will be cut for hay.
the young things are kept in the
e and fed on roots. Mangels, etc.,
also fed night and morning to the
cows that are,,usually housed dur-
lie night.
thods while very primitive in' some
ets have been handed down from
ration to generation and are said
nally - to have beet" the teachings
ous monks, who were learned men
TOMATO TESTS.
nest srA11 Around" 'rotnetto, Notable
Varieties, 1r.ariineYs, Lte,
Elaborate test of many varieties of
tomatoes have been made during the
- past few years by American Garden-
ing. The following items are taken
eroru its resume of these: Last year
our resuits from seventy odd varieties
were that a good type of Stone was the
best all round tomato, and after :anoth-
er season's. labor we have no reason to
modify that opinion, " Another tomato
teat has established a good reputation
with us after three years' test is
Trucker's Favorite, It is of good size,
as good shipper and of fine 'flavor, but
has a pink skin, which'in some `mar-
kets is a disadvantage. Royal Red
makes a large, handsonne,f • '
.� nit, but in
no way' equals Stone as a cropper.
Earliana simply cropped itself to death.
We were able to gather some veryear-
ly fruits of good
quality, but in inld-
season and'late the fruits were not
properly colored and were poor in ual-
ity. The vine sets, such an enormous
number of fruits that it cannot finish
then. Trophy is still an acceptable
fruit, not so early as Stone.
Early efichigan, grown' this season
for the first time, was well liked. Fruit
medium in size, of high quality and the
vine apparently a good yielder.
A newcomer that - has found consid-
erable favor purely as an'exhibition
variety is Enormous. The habit of
the
plant is miserable. It'cannot be train-
ed to a stake, and it rnakes'a very poor
bush. The yield of fruit is exceedingly
light, but , the few perfect;specimens
obtained are simply magnificent.., In
weight it averaged from' 14 to' 16
ounces and when fully ripe is a`bril-
liant, deep toned red almost as though
artificially polished.
Quarter Century was disappointing In
both yield and size, but for •1 perfection
and color of what, fruits we did have
we know of nothing to' equal it. The
skin is almost ruby red.
In Honor Bright we'hare been able
to discover more good points than our
ote br,
acne
fent on
in caan
stand
world
men t—
ast. I
n ac -
aid of
nselves
quite
a very
r• been
cross -
he is -
I -call
Id for
their
n any
of.
ly 14
miles
ident
is 'is-
sabit-
si tors
But
this
year -
0,000
ts no'
land
hat I
the
tato
the
.855.
bout
deal
that
and
are
ized
be,
Po-
oots
d a.
the
and
$40
of
s'is
of
un-'
m
ro
op,
able
hted
t his
kind
hind;
the
ueh
ing
:ago
Blit
thc'
ac C
hat
age'
terrier walked to the center of the pa-
per and curled up in a' limp lump. Mr.
Toss then produced a piece' of stout
cord and made a very neat parcel of
his pet' and tucked it under his arm.
"I have carried this parcel ` up and :, o
down town for two years," : he said,=i; se
"and no one has "ever had the' faintest ' o
suspicion of its animated contents. ly
Clive is so well trained "that he never ( f
makes a sound or,moves a muscle. I i in
leave a little opening at one end of the m
package, so that he has plenty of air." ' p
nt Ira
g..
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The Engle and .the :Turkey. as
The turkey is our greatnational bird` th
instead of•the eagle, which I don't take
(ce
much stock in. Turkeys are good to he
eat. Eagles are only fit to put as'; an
stamps on coin. ;The eagle is a raven- �.
ous, vicious thief. There is nothing fe
brave or good about the eagle. The th
eagle cannot be tamed and is of no; tid
earthly use to any one anywhere at me
any time or place. A hawk is braver: 'cip
than the eagle. If the eagle bad the m
courage in proportion to his size of the on
sparrow, he would be a wonder. •
It was
a mistake—a sad, pitiful glut• ;,pu
der—to make _the eagle our national ' we
bird. And a movement- should' be put gra
on foot now to place the turkey on our ,
coins and remove the eagle from `where bei
he has no business to be. A bird so of
useless should not be worshiped as the ,'cro
eagle is. The turkey is a handsomer ; fou
and in every way a better' bird. On.all , of 1
holiday occasions the trrkey is our and
foremost fowl and furnishes the most far
amount of delicious food. Thanksgiv-, stri
Ing and the Christmas holidays would cow
be lonesome without the turkey. thes
has forgotten how: to uphold its hon
or by the sword!"
Long before the end of this e ilo ne
which indeed to man spoke with t'h
water standing in his eyes, Ihad seized
his hand and with trembling Lipa had
kissed it.
He broke off with this, standing up
and clapping on his hat.
"Yet wait a little; for, after all, the
business is not quite concluded. I
would see Mr, Hope."
He retreated out of the berth, and
with feelings which you may guess,
but which I cannot hope to put into
words, I dropped down on the side
of the bunk and awaited his return.
He was gone above 20 minutes. When
he came in he made a grave laow and
pointed, to my hat.
I laughingly and yet in a great trem-
ble clapped it on, which done, he took
my arni and led me out and up the
companion stairs.
Near the t"op he only sand:
"The lady ins on deck. Why there I
cannot say, unless it might be to greet
a certain person. But in any event
she is in my way. 7 wish to have a
further talk with Tier uncle. There-
fore you will oblige me by conducting
her one side, and I recommend the
after part of the quarter-deck, on the
larboard side, which is in shadow."
THE END.
BEES ON THE FRUIT FARM.
Every fruit ,grower'ahouid' have at
least one hive of bees. It is now
known that bees are essential to sae-
cess in fruit, growing, and unless same
one is suffidiently int crested in
bees to have a number of hives, the
community of fruit growers
nil their expected quota of fruit
lacking.
end
swa
Called Rid Papa Down. Or t
Little Willy is a bright boy and a ther
- saucy boy. His apt answers have often of
turned away wrath and often turned it tetli
upon hire strongly.:' The other day his long
e father *as reprimanding him fo%•,sorne thin
misdeed, and Willy was answering very thes
saucily, a' se
The father became very angry and, field
seizing the youngster by the collar, All
said: "See here, young man, you must stabl
not talk like that to me. I never gave are
my; father Impudence when I was a 'milk
boy." ing t
Willy was not feazed at all. With a 11ie
cherubic • smile he looked into papa's respe
eyes and said. "But, papa, maybe your gene
father didn't need it." 'Twas all off.- origi
Willy escaped punishment, while papa of pi
entire
will fl
'to be
retired to another room. 1 and
whlc
In Trouble. 1 broug
Mrs. Turtledove -Do you know, dear, these
I'm afraid Harry does not love Inc the book
way he used to. sons
Mrs. Kissimee—You do not mean to teach
say he Is cross to you? •
great
Mrs. Turtledove—No, but he says w fe
wants
particularly fond of agriculture,
h they taught the young'men
ht under their influence. While
pupils were kept ignorant. of all
learning, they profited by the les -
and experience of their learned
ere. Necessity has also been a
teacher for these farmers. How
ed their increasing numbers and
has been a problem solved by
keeping the greatest number of cattle,
liberal use of both:barnyatrd and liquid
manure and by adopting .a strict sys-
tem of soiling, concludes' the writer of
the foregoing in Ohio Farmer.
( that he is bankering fora square meal;
that he'll starve to deatb if ,lie does not
get away from a chafing dish diet be-
fore long. And he used to be so entlin-
siastic over the things I cooked in the
chafing dish when be came to see mei
Men are so changeable!
First Thought.
"What• animal Is it that Id web foot-
ed, Tommie?
"The spider, ma'am.' — .Yonkers
Statesman.
A. millionaire merchant says, "My'
suocess Is probably due to the fact that
at night l store my ,mind mid during lesge I
the day I mind my store,'-cblcago and tk
Early Plowing.
Briefly stated, the' advantages claim
ed for early plowing; followed at Inter-
vals by harrowing, are that it prevents
the growth of weeds, conserves the
moisture of the soil, iteepe the soil in
good tilth and results in the formation
of a seed bed best suited for the prompt
.germination and growth of the seed.
The cost of preparing the ground Is
the yield of grain Is increased, i
• practice Is Allailolally proiita� o
HONOR BRIGHT, GROWN TO' A 6TAICE,
previous records showed. It is sickly
looking in growth, but its yield of me-
dium sized perfect fruits compares
well with any tomato grown. Its flavor
Is also acceptable to many people. It
takes a tremendous time to ripen,
which largely accounts for its marvel-
ous shipping qualities. : There is no
doubt ' but that the variety can be
grown in this country and successfully
shipped to Europe, for if picked at the
right stage it will ripen on,the voyage.
Among yellow skin varieties Golden
Jubilee was by far the best. For'size,
color and yield no other yellow ap-
proached it. Shah and Yellow Queen
are so much alike that the fruits of the
one may be exhibited as the other.
We have very little to say on the
fine points of 'earliness of the varieties
that are credited with that propensity.
We have about come to the conclusion
that these comparative distinctions in
the time of ripening amount- to but
very little. In our experience, with the
exception of Honor Bright and Trophy
which are late, this and last season
there is `very little difference in all the
host. This season Stone was the first
to ripen, and very large perfect fruits
were gathered.
In, regard to method, of cultivation
and training we shall still"' bold to it
that for the home garden and for ex -
John and Jonathan.:
A very dramatic conversation, print
ed in the London Outlook, has the don•
ble purpose of satirizing both the En*
lish and American bent of mind and
manners. The "smart Yankee is aep•,
resented as coming home to his admin. -
Ing town and telling in somewhat exag-
gerated dialect wbat he thinks of hit
cousin (Wei' the water.
"Say, tell us,"said a friend, "air the
English so terrible slow' and dull, after
all'?"
"Waal," replied the traveler, "I reek
on eo. „I /sat down one night in the pare
for of a little village pub. Yes; it's a
public house, but they call" it 'pub la
England.
"There wuss the boss of the pub, the
local butcher, the;local evur hi"
yt nb"i..,.
and there wuss myself.;' T just listened,
though I can't say there wuss much to.
Listen to. The talk ran like this:
"'I 'ear as Ted Robinspn got the sack
last week,' remarked a villager.
"'Ted ;Robinson?' said the other vii•
lager, deliberately puffing smoke.
`Yuss; I 'ear so. Ted Robinson got
the sack las' week.'
"A pause. More smoke.
Got the sack, ern?'
"'Yuss; I'ear as 'ow 'edld.
"A longer pause.
" `Las' week, was it, 'e got the sa
",'elle.�ltr
I as 'ow it was las' week.'
"A long, long pause.
" `Ahi. 1 'eard that a Friday..'
"And," continued the Yankee, "not a
soul among 'em smiled.. It was their
reg'lar mental diet. Oh yes, I
, smart!
men the English are and no mistake."
Chinese Criticism of Our Alphabet.
The high class Chinaman, speaking
through his interpreter, was givingthe
eminent American visitor his impres-
sions
'of the English language.
"I cannot understand," be said "ho
w'i
anybody ever finds time to learn
Take that singularly formed letter In;
your alpbabet, for instance, tbe letter
`g.' What an awkward and ill she r
character, it is!: What is theped
signifl-
cance of that little curling projection
at the upper end of it? I have never
seen anybody who could tell me. Then, -
again, when the learner has familiar-
ized himself with that - letter and can
recognize it at sight be learns that It is
only a part of a word and that it enters
into the composition of thousands of
words. It' has; different pronunciations
and sometimes is not pronounced at all,
being entirely silent. Now, when you
see one of our Chinese characters you
know at once what it is.; It is a won-
der to me that your people' do not dis-
card the eumbersome forms of your
written language and learn our simpler
and more easily understood' system."
The eminent American could only
bow his head in humiliation and prom-
ise to bring' the matter before the edu-
cational authorities of his native land.
Too Much For the Cab.
One of the wealthiest wine mer-
chants
en
chants in Paris 'and also one of its
stoutest citizens was the hero of an epi-
sode which caused much laughter in
the Rue F'rincesse.
M. R.,,the corpulent man, hailed a
cal), which came alongside'the curb.
He: opened the door and, getting a pur-
chase on the railing of "cabby's" seat,
tried to hoist himself in.
I$ut his weight was too much for, the
vehicle, which careened over and, as
the sidewalk is very narrow, 'crashed
into a window of a printing office.: M.
ft. had meanwhile collapsed on the
ground, and "cabby" by -`a miracle'
lung to his uncertain perch.
'filen followed a stormy 'period. The
printer came out aud wanted to have
the price of his broken window, the fat
man tried to get the cabby to drive` him
away, and cabby refused to tale any
:mice load onboard.
Finally all, parties' adjourned J to the
police station, where the difficult a
y was
straightened out, and M. R. set to work
looking for another cab.
Shrinking,.
Once upon a time there was a Bath
, in Suit which was much reprehended
in that it was not modest.
There was likewise at this same time
also a Violet: whose modesty was_a
• matter` of universal comment,
"What is your system," asked the
Cathing Suit, accosting the Violet, "for
1 would fain be thought': modest too?"
"Why, I shrink," quoth the Violet,
meaning no harm.
But when the Bathing Suit shrunk in
pursuance of this hint it was only rep-
rehended the more and was finally cast
array as being quite impossible.
hibition purposes the best system t
follow is a single stem trained to
stake. The yield of perfect fruits ob
tained in this way excels that of th
ordinary style of flat or field cultui•e
and, furtbermore, the fruits are Qf
floer flavor all tbrough the season. The
next best method is to train a double
row over an inverted V shaped trellis.
News and Notes.
Many German cities, but especially
Leipsic and Planet], in Saxony, have
set aside a plot of land not far from
the schools where all sorts of vegeta-
bles and Plants are grown.
Most of the nitrogen found in the
pea, bean and lentil is in a form very
useful as food. It was called by Lie-
big "plant casein" on account of its
general resemblance to the casein of
"The demand for good apples and
small fruits ip their' season is on the
increase. Eating apples should be put
up as attractively as oranges, lemons
or peaches," remarks American Culti-
forcing rhubarb which, according to
petual growee, taking roily a reluctant
rest during the dry California summer.
It is also very hardy, and he thinks it
valuable for growing under glass In
cold northern regidne.
Good roads are the first and most
important Preliminary in securing a
free rurtil delivery route Indiana
eade the other states in the number
slice pontos, having 287 at the be-
ning of December, 1000,
To Rest tier Mind.
"Your little. birdie has been very,
vevy ill," she wrote to the young man.
"It was some sort of nervous trouble,
and the doctors said I must have per-
fect rest and quiet and that. I must
think of nothing. And all the time,
dear George, I thought constantly of •
The young man read it over and then
.ead it through again very slowly and
',ail it in his pocket and went out um
iud thinking and thinking. He only
kept thinking.—London Answers.
"You nelistn't fail to cotne to church
poet Sunday," said the Rev. Dr. Third-
ev, "I have arranged to have tile Rev.
or, elarkthirst deliver an address on
eis observations in the shuns."
, "Aren't yell going to preach at all?"
"Oh. yes. ' I'll preach my regular see,
'non, after which Dr. 1\ tarkthiest
toll you some "things that will open
your eyes."
Asi it !Remedy.
' WriUlt to get copies of your 'pallier'
01' a week haele" Said the visitoe to
rho newspaper office.
"NiTotildn't it' be better to try e por-
ile plaster?" emegested the facetious