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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1901-1-17, Page 2OIVIETIMES THEY, AR HELD UP AS SHINING E.XAMPLES, A QUEBEC LADY RELEASED FROM GREAT SUFFERING. Palpitation '4.) 'se Tbeiv tiatve The Good rott'Attil, but So Rave Their 01 dinatrY ;s--Ditdevenee Betweeu Won- fierful and Ordivitivy bad been told that he was a "won - she mi•t•i. Tried Naar etites 3Vitaltulit Ayala, eyrattliti Through tile, Ilse 4t1- tar. dertiii” xoot her, therefore, Few bodily afflictions u more ter - With a little bit of "fear and trettiblirig" rible than d"..s3ase oc, the heart. To dowp, in the bottom of my heart,, though Ilya in constant .dread and expectri-' ani sure I have cong,ratulated itlYself tiou of death, sudden and with last , titues since that' 1' exercised sal- farewells ,u1,1,„slvoken, 1s for rodsf peo., t self control to keep the real state of pie mot, awful. to co,ntenaniato than feelings from being guessed. . most seriou„s lial,c,..eting illness. The "wonderful"' NvOnitta Was correctly ,,„ , , , no sligutest QNC..tr.Qntent. brings smt- 'gowned, and she might have been called E . , Pretty had there been just a trine of forlog and danger; to attell Pd0P16, softness in the light of her eyes. As it POT Several year's .Airs..tirtivel., 'wife was, her eyes were keen. I felt sure that of P.'11. A. Gravel, foreman in Barry's they could detect just the merest trifle of cigar, factor yst, Jo11,1,s dust that the housemaid Might .r.‘liauce to , . 11 0 overlook' on the parlor furniture, And, Quebec, was such a sufferer, but though 1 ottatiot tell you just whY, I felt thanks to , Dr, Williams, pink pills myself:at once beginning to frame the she is:again in the enjoyment of cases that I Would have made for that isood bealth, Mr. G.ravei says ' luckless houernad in, case she was not "my ,„„ 14.1, •-k„ ready with a few herself.' • 1 , .tt'a act for It b -ad been related to me' that the ,,, Several years, My appetite was "wonderful" wonian had' a home that `, and I was- easily tired, bit it was was rdWaYs. kept Just up to the mark; the fuecruent sharp pains and violent that her children were beautifully dressed nalnitation of my heart Whi3h caused and as neat, EIS pine at all hours; that'the -wonderful". woman did all -the sewing Me the greatest alarm. 'I tried. many herself. But I shall ,not try to recount all medicines, and was treated by sever- -that I was told. the "wonderful" woman al cliar,,tor„, but In vain, Finally did or could do, for the bet is a long.one, ' , There was something else. about the °2•4 -1'11 -le PjGrl'..Y" tha t WaP not '1wonderfu1" woman that her admirers able to clo any household work, and had not, Posted me coneernina% This. 1 -1,vas frequently confined to My hed: was left to discover for myself. She hac.1 Alt the suogestion" of Mae of .my . that little way about her -and the woman • friends I decided to try Dr. WilliaMs' wbo is abed "wonderful" often has it, I notice -that makes" one feel that, compar- Pink Pills. After taking a few boxes ed with the "wonderful" woman, one is a I began to gain new, strength', and very ordinary mortal indeed. • • • vager. The pains, in my heart were The ".svouderful" woman that I met has • a sister. 1 had also been told that this ic$s frequent and loss Severe, and in sister was ordinary. Well, if a bright every -may my health was: improV- welcoming Smile, a voieci that is almost , I c,outitme,d ,using the pursfjntil caressing in its tenderness and a knack g the stranfeelelightful .1. had taken eight 'boxes, -when I had at of makin-er dly eaSe all come under the head of ."or- comPletelY'reeevered my heaBh. . dMary," then the "wonderful" Woman's have -gained iin.'flesh; my appetrte is sister was "'Ordinary." ' 'and 1 'aan able to do all -my' However it may appeal to you who ad- hixiseliold work 'without fling the mire, the "wonderful" woman, if some- feeling . times occurs to roe that the very •woman alwful fatigue I was tefore subject dubbed by the unthinking world as "ordi- to. I am very' thankful to Dr, 'Will - nary" has traits or Character that make hams, Pink pips, or ,thiey have truly her deserving of, a great deal of praise released inte'frlom rantili-stiffering, and and a measure of admiration. • I have seen many 'an'ordinarywoman's I h'3Pe that others may be induced' to husband and children far happier than ?try this wonderful,medicine." those of a "wonderful" wOMELII, though I Dr, William,' Pink Pills cure by CO - will grant you the woman who is always . to the root of the .disease. They "up to the -mark" is very clever indeed. , But hasn't it -occurred to you that to be rdnew---inialcl, Iatilithd art the blood, and, always 'up to the.mark and to pride one- strengthenthe nerVes,-. thus, driving upon being so soMetinies costs the disease ,from, the system: Avoid imi- -- ' comforts of others? old mother and father IA' doers by insisting that every 'box There are the 'dear ^with a "wonderful" daughter. This,girl Yolu Purebuse, is enclosed. :in a wrap - goes away to school and: returns .to the Per bearing the full trade mark, 1/r. llama that ,has always been very modest ,,,4-wi11iaras' Pink Pillsf6r ,Pale.PeoPle without any pretenses of Seeming what it , Is not,'.a.nd the "wonderful" daughter'pro- IL y.Jlla ker does, not keep t. em eeeds to turn it. upside down. Present15 ; they will ,b ,seilit postpaid at 50 the gentle mother 'duds herself, put quite newts a or 'six bores for $2.56, aside. A.ud have you ever watched one ot,' by uhle,Dr„ Medi_ -these y,entlo. naothers of "wonderful. cime 'Co ., On€. daughters awkwardly trying to live up to . * 11111111Prilk it too. ' HINTS l'OTHOESTWEEPERS. The girl Who is called ordinary 'usually IJO jax, any rising material while cranes home trona school to tush into her clear'mother's arms and tell her over and it ur baking. Her4ce., d° not slam the over again how glad she is .to be back in Oven doo:r.' ` the old house with her. She takes up.va- ;Stewed lugs 'served on rice, with rioua little domestic duties, but all under • cream:in:lake an appertiang change for her mother's -.uidine. hand. She reeds to ', „ lLor' father after lamplignt, and themen the breakfast cere.aii. -tvlio call upon. her, now' that ,she . no In breakiln.g eggs, break themond .iongera schoolgirl and may', receive com- at a time into a'cuip, so that a bad pany, like her immensely.' She is just 50 v be rejected. , , 'ordinary" giri. To be .real honest. they . are a little afraid of the "wonderful"Tse double ,bodler for heating girl. . Do I not approve of the clever girl -the n1:ilk. It is scalded when the water in "wonderful" girl, who, keeps , up to the - th,.;•3 dower ipan'bo,ids. , icc standard. herself and demands that other A 'thk fait Under the table loth folks `shall do so too? Oh, yes, I approve of her, to he sure. I shonld be very un- . avoids an4se and Paves wear on the appreciative if I did. not: But the .This also naves. the surface of nary girl 'has so few people t'o praise her a iplistied -bale, as the 'varnish is that I just want ,to call attention to be.r often 'burned Day lot dishes resting on very clear and very good little ways. • Of co,urse it,all belongs under' the "or- the table, the ' heat going readity,, dinary" classification for a girl to look up through Ione layer of table cloth. ; to her brothers • The "wonderful" girl, 'Solna epicures -who are not content ori the contrary, believes herself just as iwah isbuff tug their Jowls with client .apable.and independent as her brothers, . lid perhaps she is. But even granting nuts order thew:E., tutr,keys and ducks sheis, it is a. good plan for a girl to call fed ,ap,m them for 'several weeks .be - lo the 'surface once in. 'awhile the gal- focre' they are killed. Some ,turkey on folk of her faiailY just farms .maleit this a special feature, e that she expects to be 'vex • • , , y,, It is sa a, can De made and ent. . The brothers of lwayslook out for kerk, whit by Nasthrl.., It lh soali and f 'wonderful" girls \tuber iand laying it ,while Wet in sun- , shine.- This should be repeated if long ago I heard a bunch of pretty * ;there aro clis;c.cao.rings for several c bright women discussing Judge and his family. Now,every one who days. Ivory caryings should be knows'Judge --- at all will acknowledge-. serubb3c1 with 4 brush. that he IS 0 brilliant man- ' A rich, nutty flavor peculiar to win - 'The. pretty and bri ht c min t , ' ed upori the judge's greatness and. Ia- sclun-n isup+ en the. vegetable roented the fact that the judge had mar; is, bnil.ed. Wash and dry the. Squash ried such an "ordinary" little woman. and eut A without minx:ming the That same evening I met the+judge as' inito pieces aib.:inri; three inches he was hurrying 'homeward, and he beam- "'ed on me just as a man always Will when 8411al'e' Take but the '3ead-a,hcrush the he is happy at the 'close of the day: The inside Of each piece with butter, place judge had several,parcels in his arms and ;in a pan and bake in a medium hot in one handheld a,big American Beauty oven, serve on the abells, 'brushing ose with a piece of paper wrapped about , . . , . e stem .fe save him the ain. of thorn' again with ,tter and 31)ntik" 's. As the judge settled himself be- 1b1g with salt b?fate sencling., to the e on the car, the big red rose rested table. pn in Fap,. was glad that the "ord.1 'nary" ittle wonian at the end of the'l ' street e r journey would have that 'big, i gum RAD TO BE. 'sweet rose'to,put on her dinner table. , yoo, are verbose, he said,' 13 ' Now, tim,,./e'l,sn't a woman under the f..it; " sun who does nOtocrieisrn ;:think she could choose - a better wife for a' mao, partieularly if Unfortunately, ebe said, hae to the man is a brilliant one like the judge, be. than the triari .ean himself. No doubt Natu'rally he was carious. „ , there was one or more in that group One nimst live up to one's reputa- nretty..and 'bright Women who could ecu-' - ty fancy herself as being ,just the one to tion, she exl)l'a;Iled."ansi Y611' ''','kno,w grade the handsome lionie of the, judge, the reputation of my sex. It is xery A..nd when there Is nothing else to be said trying to have a reeord to maintain. Of a brilliant 1111171's /wile somebody 19 .; , bonfid to ecu her "ordinary.", , 'If yott are a woman with girlhood well way pa$t or lust a girl with Inc clear' days ot TOO more ma' tore' womanhood .before2 you, ilo eemr...e sliouldn''t.Want to stand boot fret if you are, conscious that folks ,he wa,y of any,titin,g, that you fool would never think of putting you the nJ "wonderfril" clasS.` _ fonts- 1 lilts <101/10 in the waY'Dof Nev yea,cs born and not made. You cannot be reformation, bhe said. ut.±does "wonderful" tvoinan withent 0 ,certain secm Inc b a degree , SelfisIdiloss, If you ,are nary," as the sirtbhholdsigoise may .10011sh- Whr± seems too out efil TOL!, you may hug this bit Of con- i - elation to your, iloart: ‘`Ordinni‘y" folks ,lhat you shoui,d f obliged to atop ca lot more '6"Ofatob s,rnolting jtti,t after f have given you than "ivonder44.1!..";.i es,--I`laY141)V4 Stthose lovely Chrisimag eigarS. . , yd T ? ak- Sti rte ate e Vireo eh Uuile, A young woman of smart wit and striking bettuty presided at orte of the stalls at a Pttris charity bazaar, Among the oupu1 crowd plucls Pressed, round the fair vender* was a young itian of, much assurance, who gazed upon the girl with freedom and atfected to ad- mire tl)e various fancy articles exposed , for sale, but bought nothing, "What will you please te buy?" ask- ed rnadetimisello, with an exquisite "Oh," replied the young dandy, with a, languishing look, "what I most wisis to buy Is tthhappily not for sale." ; 10tt'iello-le what you wish?" she s "Oh, no; I dare not declare my wish- es. Nevertheless let me know what you Avish to buy," persisted the fair sales- woman. "Well; then, since you demand It, shouldlact4ha liilk:,ea ririglet of your glossy She nianifested no embarrassment at the bold request, htit with a pail', of scissors immediately clippdd off one of her beautiful locks and banded it to the astoniShed youth, remarking that the price was only $100. Her audacious `Idlnirer was thunder.. struck with the demand, but dared not deinnr, as by this time a group had col- lected and were listening to the conver- sation. So he took the hair., paid over the money and left the hall. ' value of Telephone itrundners. "Telephone number's have an actual money value," s'aid an officer of the American Bell Telephone coin -pally. "`I'lle assertion has a strange sotind, but if you thMIK for a moment of the advantage a business Imuse derives from having its location well kirOwil the thing; seems only natural. , "In the course of thne people's minds begin to associate n firm with its tele- phone number, and if when they start to call up an old friend they find him masquerading under a new number it Is as mucli'df a shock as if they had called at a house With 'y'vhich they were In the. habit of doing business and found It had moved away. It all comes under the legal bead of 'good very ,elusive commodity, but one which has its market value, "So much is this fact appreciated by some of our old patrons that ,they are willing to pay heavy mileage if they move away from the neighborhood of their exchange in order to retain their old telephone address. Many *impor- tant houses .have followed the north- ward trend of business in the last few years, 2.nd there are several cases of fl firm's office address being in the up town district, while its telephone num- ber remains so and so -Cortlandt or Broad. The firm's line to the exchange naav be several miles long. A Poet With Vigor. The McMillans of London published a book of poems by T. E. Brown, Which the; Enslishoritips 1aude$1 becausef,pf, the-Thvigor of the poet's 'descriptive style." Here is a little sample of it re- ferring to the sailing of a fishing smack: ' So to the jetty gradual she was hauled; Then one the tiller took And" chewed and spat upon his hand and bawled, And one the canvas shook „ Forth like a moldy bat, and one, with nods And smiles, lay on the bowsprit end and called And cursed the harbor master by his goda And, rotten from the gunwale to the keel, Pat riddled, bilge bestank, Slime elobbered, horrible, I`saw her reel And drag her oozy flank And sprawl among the deft young waves that Iaughed And leapt arid turned in many a sportive wheel As she tinniiped onward with her lumbering We believe this is a poet who cbuld almost do justice to the Chicago stock- yards. ' The rhythmic swish of the pig sticker's knife and the thrilling splash of the hog in the scalding vat ought to thrill such a hard tothe very core of hi g immortal soul. Give us- a call, ' wn. The Sneeze NVood. 'Pree: y The.remarkable sneeze WOOd 'tree IS a b NI_LN PAT COULDN'TTRE.T, him., but Pat simply looked, and Al elite of the railway construolion works in. the vicinity of.. the eitY a Ito- mao elergYlnatl take, a great interest in the incrubeis of his tbeck who are engaged at ,.-the out- titiag, One Saturday. he saw on0 of them entering a "pub.," and hailed thus; "Pat, didn't you hear Le call - walked in NNT'ii Lim, till he came out the reverend gentienittn acncsted him thgT' "Yes, your ravaince, I did, latit-1.)ut I had only the price of one. Differences of Opinion regarding the populai ,ein,i ,t11 ex cilia einedy, 1)r. Thomas' Eelectric 0,.1-cio not, so ha. se Ic.now4a, exist„ 1 he testimony posi- tive ;Ind concurrent that the article re- lieves physical pain, cures caecks cough, is an excellent remedy Inc halos and rheumatic complaints, and it has 110 nauseating Or other unpleasant effect wheri.taken internally. THEY ViTOTILDN'T RIP. What do you theSe? he a the breakfast, table. Flannel cakes, replied the his bosom. Fla-ritel? They made a m.isia sold you corduroy this time. MIGHT PF WORSE. S MistreSs--Bridget, Thu beginning to lose patience with you,. There, vvopidn't be a blessed, thing .clone, about the house If k6ep tell- ing' you to do it. You couldn't possi- bly be worse. Bridget -0, I don't know, ma'am; I moiolt rayfuse dr.) what ye towld me. ed at fe o e and • of Dodd's Kidney Pi Is are legion. The box is imitated, the outside coadng and shape of the pills are imitated and Inc name-Dodd'a Kidney P111518irrntatecl. Imitations are dangerous, The original is safe. Dodd's Kidney Pills have a reputation., Imita- tors have none or they wouldn't imitate. So they trade on the reputation of Dodd's Kidney Pills. ,Do not be deceived. There Is only one DODD'S. Dodd's is the original. Dodd's is the name to be care- ful abcfut- GLORY 1 " Well, you 'look As though some, thing pleasant ihad happened,, Has - - that mine you inVested in turned `out , to be all right after. all ' No. ,I3y George; thi,s, is something better than mines!: ,W,e put our baby 1:o sleep at six o'clock last night 'and he never woke, up till nearly four, this morning! I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by MINARD'S LINIMENT. J111 CAMPBELL * Bay of Islands. I was cured of, Facial Neuralgia by 141INARD'S LINIMENT. WM. DANIELS. Springhill N S I was cured by Chronic Ithen. t" ATID'S LINIMENT. native of Natal and other parts of GEORGE TINGLEY. South . kfrica. lit's funny name was EttIbe-r.ti 00-1, N. S. given to it because One cannot satV it without sneezing violently. The dust of its wood has. just the . HER, POINTED VIEW. , ne, e ec as e s longest snuff and . - is go irritating to the nose that Work- Chapple, blase -Don't you tb.i.:ak men are oOHged.., to sneeze even when society, is an emipty thing? they are planting i,t, .,, Mass It, • tiller -I think idere are. lots If e Piece of the vvood of this tree is of enintY things. in Society• put in the month, It is found to have a - very bitter taste, arid no,d0111Yt it IS this Something More Than a Purgative. - bitterness' which prevents insects of Topurge isthe only effect' of tnanY pills any khid from attacking the timber of now °n` the market' Parmelee's age- table-Pilla'are.. more than a purgative the "sneeze, wood" tr.ee., Trfey (-,ren,-,.hen the stomach wherj.ether'. .The faCt that Msects„find It so ,disa- pills weakenit. They Cleanse theblood grdeable makes Its wood very valuable by re,gii4ting the liver -and kidneys,. 'arid ..tstimulate, where other pill coin- for work hey, that Is required to last a long , pounds depress. Nothing of an injuriOna „ , „ • • time. ' inn -Aire used for nicrely purgative powers, enters into their coropOsitiOns, • A-N9THE14 TETEC)-11X- ESTr,'ISITED; clerk, 'Wh'o'' unciertakes to support Biamed the Planets., In the middle of,the fourteenth cen- tury in 'Paris a neW ordinance enjoin- ing the cleansing of the streets and the shutting , up of swine Was carefully neglected, as usual, and a terrible plague Wits Inc consequence.. vibe' fac- ulty of medicine, called _upon for a rem- edy by the king .sent inform hini after long discussion, that the plague waS the result of a hostile 'conjunction of the planets Mars and J t , et% ate-rit,H6 oufra eteite,/ riv enananianninion lanzusaanaun AVOR'Ill THE MAKING. Good reiScilationo at the beginning of a now year . are notoriously ill- irept, altliOugh perhaps they are :nOt so, ill -kept asnoitoriety declares.: . any case iliey' are Still 'tvlortli .the , making, 'Even ' if ,one ,sttianblea .a th,ousand tianeS,' yet for the thousand and '.first time lie 'should endeavor to , walk aright., It'or the Overworked. --What. ate Inc causes of despondency and melancholy ? A disordered liver is oue cause find a prime one. A disordered liver means a disor- dered stomach, anti a disordered stomach means disturbance of the nervous system inetigs the whole hotly .into subjec- • . . s silt over. Parinelee's Vegetable Pills are a recog- nized reniedy in this State and relief will follow their, use. * KEPT HER BOARDERS THIN. Mrs. Ohitoory---That detestable Mrs. ,Ilashern, vvas boasting to -day about how long site keeps her boarders. 'Virg. Prunes -0h,, she keeps ,thern, so thin that they look longer tha,ri ey really are, • AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. The discovery of a new gutta percha, is reported from, Zanzibar. It is obtained from a tree. VJilien, the bark is out a white flit& exudes, which, when placed in boiling water, coagulates a substance resembl- in,g, gutta perchia. As the raaterial cools it. becomes exceeding -1y hard, but while soft Can be molded into any de- sired shape. Rthard's Liniment Cares etc TETE LENGTH 'OF THE DIGRESSION. She -That - was a long sermon, wasn't ? `11e--.. I should say SD. Why, it took him half an hour after he began' to preach before he got back to where he Started: TEL! PARISIAN,FEATUR11 But, she , protested, your- fashions are not at all ,Parisiian, althoughlyou. advertise the latest hints, from Paris. Ah, replified the ladies' tailor, ,that refers Fto the iprices. , This? - We offer One Ilundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh hat cannot be cured by Hait's Catarrh are. F. X. CIIHNEX CO., Props., Tole do,O. We, the underslmet ave known F. J. Cheney for the lastl.s,year,t and believe him nerfee,tly honorable an all business transact,. ions, and financially.able to carry out any obli gation deby' their EST & Ttit7AX, Who;egale Druirgists. Toledo, 0. KINNAN & MARVIN, WhOlotele Druggi-is, Toledo, 0. Catarrh Cure is taken internally, net ing directiv uPon the blood and. mucous sur fice s of the syStem. Price, 750. Der bottle Sold by an druwg sts, 'testimonials free' 'Hall's Family ore tho host. THE 'KRUPP IRON WORKS: The large. steal works of upp,,iii , Essen, consumed in 1899 no less than 16,000,000. cubic Meters viater, ,equals .abosat the consumption of the, city of Frankfort, with 230,- 000 T,he Essen works ealn,Sumed further, ,1,682,000 tons of coal and ,18,800,000 cubic meters cr:°. gas. riiinard's Liftinictut Itelieves Neur,algia - TFIE,RE WAS NO AIONIEY. . Little Edith had ;Woo to church for the .,first time., and ocher, return her grandma, asked .ther how -she liked it. I don't '11,ke the' orga.n ;very well, was th.e reply. 'Why not? asked' the old ' lady. -'Catuse there wasn't any monkey with it answered Edith - jUDGING BY APPEARANCES. , ' Dyer -Ls that 'solemn -looking young . man ' across '.t.he. -tvaY an .undertaker i GAR,TET MINE IN MEXICO, is reported by the bureau of Sout American republics that an extens.iva deposit of rose garnet, situated near Cuautley, in Mexico, is to be worked on a large scale. This rosalite, a.s it ie otherwise called, is a white sandstone filled with beautiful little crystals of garnet, which are too 'soft to be Mitt- ful as gems. THE COMMERCIAL INSTINCT. - MaMma.,-Tommy, ,do :ktop that noise. If you'll only be good • I'll give yon -a penny. Tomnay-No; I want a nickel [Why, you little , raseal, you were quite satisfied to be good yesterday for a penuy. kiaiow, but that was a bargain day. There never was, and never will be, a universal panacea, in one reniedy, for all ills to which flesh is heir -the very nature Of many curatives being such that were the gerins of other and differently seated diseases rooted in the system of the patient -what would relieve one ill in turn would , aggravate the Other. We have, however, in quinine Wine, when obtainable in a ' sound unadulterated state, a remedy for many and grevious ills. By itg' gradual and 'judicious use, the frailest systems are led into convalescence and strength bY the influence vvhicla Qui. nine exerts on Nature's own restorative& It relieves Inc ,drooning spirits of hose with whoin a chronic state of morbid des. pondeney ami lack of interest in life is a disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves, , disposes to sound and refreshing sleep -n imparts vigor to the action ef the blood, which, being stimulated, courses through, Out the veins, strengthening the healthy animal functions of- the system, thereby making activity', a necessaryresult,. Strengthening the frame, and' giving life Ip the 'digestive Organs, which naturally demand Increased substance -result, lin- proved-appetite. Northrop & Lyman of Toronto, have given to the public their superior Quinine Wine at the usual, rate, and, gauged by the opinion of scientists, this wine' approaches nearest perfection of " any in the market. All druggists sell it A BASE,. CALUMNY. - Mrs. Flannigan -L -0i hear thot, sthrap- pin'. Mrs. O'Roorke rules her husband wid a rod' av iron. Mrs. Finnigan -She do nort.;, towld herself that all she iyer use'S on him is a' rollire-pin. Minurd's lament 'Cures andiuff. VALUE OF MUSIC. , Ilts. Maternal -I am •sorry you are going back to Germany. Had I not better get another nausiC ,teacher for my da.aglater Prof. Von Note. -Id eeS nod neces- sary. She knowS „enough museek to get , married' On. ' FOR •OYER FIFT-4 YEARS MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING BYRUp has hes* used by mo.thers for their children teething. It soMhet • the child,. softens the gums, .allays pain, ,euree ydnd colic, and le the beat remedy for diarrhoea. 2rio.a bottle: 8 -old by all druggists throughout the world. Benz* and ask, far "Mr4. -Wh+4Inn's Soothing Srrun." A DENTAL WANT. , There ts jud. st- one . thing. needet.o make my business a success, said tho painless dentist. " What ist tha.t ? asked the interested listener. A Shoutless patient, TOO MUCH TO EXPECT. Poetry, tielIti Inc editor is a drug on the market. Oh, indeed 1 exclaimed the - poet, hopefully, am I to infer that you paY drugstore prices for it? It may be only a trifling cold, but neg.' feet it and it will fasten its fangs in your lungs, and you will soon, be carried to as untimely grave. In this country we havs sudden change's and must expect to ha,ve, coughs andcolds. We cannot avoid thein, but we can effect a cure by usirig Bickle's Antf-Consuniptive Syrup, the medicine a h ever, been known to fail in cur- ing, coughs, colds, bronchitis and all af- fections of the throat, lungs and chest. WORSE AND WORSE. Cyer Yes; ' is, he s a groeery Why so glum, old man - wife give you a bet of cigars She did. Bank, No,, confound it y' thel That's what yvorries me, s slsi judge of the things herself, or.has she a gentleman friend t F 'HeLI see t.ltat'a French physician wife on a salary ni :0 a week, says 'vattlling iS beneficial to tile; ' health.' 1:illiutclit for 8ale everiirdiere she_indeed e w,orn,iered a, nano.- IN,Lc-ompREFIEN" . wigge men are incompi e - her of times why I hay° boon 90 un - usually well since you ,,ot to coming here to spend the evenings. nsible . , . . ', ----... 305, ltlerrift2--‘17fiat Put that into you , , ' l'Itt cunt: A.: c41,11;11. IN 4 A'Ahl IAAV, . _ , , AVENUE HOUSE -5551 Aven° Family- Hotel 7-i,s 1,110 nigh pot. ,inspection 'T11111(11,110. money it 5 fat 5 .o r3ig rti tun, i!.3t cnt, 6,0,9h 1)ox. 25c: ' Count cle Koronet (who is an ardent admirer of elster):-What Are Yeti after, nay little f II Coine round here where I can see you. ' (who is climbing On the back of the count's chair) ---,Tom said you httd a sleating rink on top of your hped.,. and I want to see it! Until the middle of the century Great ' Britain imported two-thirds of the Iron she used. The use,. of cOal for smelting as then only beginning. WIsenn man insists on /planting" thing It is ti' COtifesslon that it wor- es him. .DItIlik.DPUT ACCIDENT Ethel -Oh, rEmily, 1; had such a dreadful ac ident the 77, L.r day. - painful. aid it happeri Et,hel thoughtless yibc-cidle,"Inlety,ifiyelltr(1,0fd the ./sidebtard on thent,o' d d c.: rcilt tacir, .iY4b,,enle. it : 'Pay, it back. ' , e wigger-My,w1 e spent 15 'for a smoking -jacket Inc My CliristmaS pre- sent, and on -.1.4'ew Year's she .waS ory- ing ,eyes nut ' because 1 dida•q, swearr off; , IN.IDS IN SOTTIII -Before the 'r the m` f South . , tvaInas 0 , Africa gave ,,Wo.rlc to between 10000 ant , )90 men. 1..8S80N. firSt lesson for In vin,g Isis money thints.of his,eisters ev , , &dollar , IN ,SAVING l'Xly to learn Is to re,':ist the sy tisne'be earns Liotel LIUUI BalmoPRI E P Sias CATHOLIC PRAYER R'i6"so,t'sm"'-'-crt"'- , se.inuPtes Pell p005 PietUree,, Stai `and Chair ()rum Ment,i, Educational Works. Mail orders receive - prompt attention , O, J, Sad] fo r` Otir)f trel PILE .-cuRE aox`e Positive' Onre tor Piss`willbe sent frep any addrese on receipt of two cent stmnp. inure, 51017 :valve, Addeess, T1I0 FITJTOILFSiGi FwEE mmir,etNIT, 00, Tosoeto, Ontario. it Will' PayYou ,t.....404s,miti;roduce to tho , Ilawson doOtiiiii.ort, Co. Limited Cor, ColbOrne an4..Vite'86 Market 551,, 'Ttn Onto. 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