HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1900-12-6, Page 7GENIUS A•ND BRAVERY OF AN AIMERI-
oaN GUNNER AT PEKING.
lion, a !Iiitikslaop ettlkn011 •• Si lid t e
Man 'behind It Saved tile Inapriricn,
ed Envoys—Desperate Chite.ees in a
' Desperate Emergency.
A teue Yankee bluejacket is Guuner
Joseph.A. Mitchell of the cruiser New
erk, who Upheld the traditions of oui
navy during the siege of Peking. One of
the many traits wherein our sailors sur-
, pass those of any other nation is theii
ability to think for themselves and to
originate new plans of action whoa nee-
essarY, and this characteristic is,Possess-
ed by Gunuer Mitchell to a superlative
degree. Besides, his bravery is beyond
dispute or cavil, fur he proved it in the
eyes of all the world at Peklug.
When all taa .COE'S'I,,-;riars in Peking were
forced to make the British legation their
common shelter, they found there most
of the Hauge necessary te maintein life,
They were well supplied with food, fuel
and clothing, and their defenders were
well armed with small arms and machine
guns,but they had sore need of ordnance:
The Chinese had heavy guns and ,used
them, though to little purpose, and the
lack 61! heavy artillery with which to re-
ply troubled the defenders of the Biatisla
legatioe not a little.' In this emergency
some 'friendly Chinese, searching through
a ,junkshop within , the foreign lines,
found an old cannon that had been used
, last in 1864. Ammuuition was supplied'
by the Ilualans who liacl left their ma-
chine run at Tin -tem.
One does not .nced. to be an artillery
expert to understond that 1900 0.1111111111i,
tion and an -1304 gun form an extremely
uncertain combination. The Crying need
then was for some orie to discharge the
Did pieee, and then it was that Gunner
aliteholl proved himself a worthy sue-
essor of the blueintacets' of Bainbridge
in a now photograph.
GUNNEll JOSEPH A. MITCHEI.L..
6 Pena. Ile volunteered to fire off
ti e gun, though. he afterward said that
he telly expected an explosion. To his
great surprise and the delight of the be-
leaguered garrison the gun held and did
good service during the remainder of the
siege... The gallant sailor boy, for. he is
only 23, deseraes unstinted praise for his
bravery and coolness, I -Ie has a further
claim Oil his countrymen's regard, for,
after serving until the very last day ot
the siege without a scratch, on the day
when the relief forces arrived a Chinese
bullet struck his arm. Though the wound
was serious, he is ,aow almost recovered
from it.
GEORGE OF GREECE'.
The Popular. Dane Who Itnles Oyez
Sunny Crete.
Priime •George of GreeCe the 'second
son of the king, is physically true to his
Danish -ancestry, for he is a giant in
statute large boned strong and of fair
eonaplexion. Lake his freebodting , fore -
'fathers, he is of a roving disposition and
fond of adventure and feats of strength
and daring. It is a curious anomaly of
history that this typical descendant of a
northern race should have been chosen
to rule over the sunny southern island of
Candia, or Crete.
The prince, who is 31 years of age, is
very popular with the people of the. is-
land over which he is to rule as chief
COMMiSSiOner. He gained their love and
esteem during the war with Turkey,
on he ,comniancled" the diminutive
Greek navy. He is in' favoi of giving
ntonoiny to the Cretans, which further
Pale and Bloodless,
THOUSANDS OF ANAEMIC . GIRLS
HURRYING TO THE GRAVE,
A- Young Tady at fl)ohaura,, 009„ 'Whose
tea, ,Vron tatneed5iepe1e',, Wei
new She itegatifed licaltit and ,'f?Ireiatfli
LOY4eif to illifitherf,
[Anaemia is the terra used by doctors
to indieate poverty of the blood. The
prevalence of this tremble is most
alarming, especialleata,umong young
girls, ana a large percentage of the
altogether too numerous cases of eon-
sumption, which annually ravage the
country have their origin in this
trouble. '92he first indieation of anae-
mia is a pale, sallow or waxy complex-
ion. This is followed by loas of, appe-
tite, frequent headaches, indisposition
to exi3rtion, or swelling of limbo,
violent heart palpitation, and ,f re-
cinently faintingefits. These symptoans
may, noit all be present. but the more
there are the greater the uegeney foe.
prompt and effective treatmentowhiCh
ehouict be persisted in until all traces
of the trouble have vanished. Among
the thousands Who have been brought
near to the brink of the grave from.1
this trouble, a,nd ultimately restored
to health, through the use of Dr.
Williams? Pink Pills, is Miss Bella
Boyd, an estimable young lady whose
her experience as follows
is nearly ten years since my ill-
ness first cOmmented, and atth,ough
I was doctoring more or less I re-
ceived little or no benefit, as the doc-
tors did not seem te, understand my
trOuble. Two years ago my health
be.era me so bad that another doctor
was called in, and he staked that my
ease was a most severe type of
anaemia., .and that while he Quaid help
me the trouble had progressed to such
a stage that he Gould hold out little
hopes 0,f a cure. . At this' time I wail
as pale as chalkeclat eyelidsi were
swollen end wouldhang- down °Vol'
my eyes like, sack e of water. My
feet and limbs would swell, and were
always cold. I was subject to violent
headaches, severe palpitationof the
heart, and if I etooped over I would
be so dizzy that I eoula scarcely -re -
an upright position. My appee
tate failed me alraost entirely, and I,
greW so weak, 'Haat I was a 'naere
wreek. While in this condition I read
in a newspaper of the eure of a young
girl whose case was much like, mine,
through the use of Dr. Williams' Pink
Plllse and 1 determined to try them.
Those who knew me did not think any
maclicine could do me any good or that
1 would ever get better, but I deter-
naitned at all aver(l' bci give; the pills
a fair trial. I have u:sed them aor
nearly a,year with the result that I
feel like a new person. The swel-
ling ihnty eyelids and linatas, ha (Ilse
appeared; my appetite is wood- and my
face as `regaining the color -Which, left
it years ago. I can. sew .and: do
work about the house, and this great
change in my condition is duef. solely
to the LISS ,Of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
It is act too ltttle tot say that they
have saved my life and 1 strongly
urge girls who are similarly afflicted
to give tleena aethorotegh trial.
KIPLING TO WRITE' OF PUSSY'S
PURR,.
One of Kipliag's new "Just -So"
Stories, which' he is new -writing for
The Ladies' Home Journal will tell
"How Posey Got Her Purr." In the
same humorous vein the, famous au-
thor will tell Of another feline pecu-
,
liarity ; "How the Tiger ' Got His
Stripes." Kipling laves to write
about animals, and to interest chil-
dren in his stories; but, fond as be is
of child,een ise will not write '"down"
do teem. He despises the "twaddle"
which fills so many books intended
for their eriterLainanent, and keeps
far away from it in everythiag Jae
dee_ trill his pen ; consealliently his
atotiee interest men and women as
well aa delight children.
emagegeele
TI -IL HEARER, atild CHURCH.
3,Is no,t_tapathetie, but sympathetic,
risc kind of hearer 1 like beso is one
who. '
1. Is rain -proof, sun -proof, food -
proof and visitor -proof.
it. Coanes at the beginning and stays
to the end.
4. larders edifici, tion to entertain
onto
Is rich in prayar and poor in
prejudice,
Zieps his D'AVI busy and
tongue idle.•
7. Beings , his thinking cap to
ohurca, but 101.1-tic,S bit night-cap at
home.
A few stiali,hei.icts t a poor
stamen , aoott, and a gond pne better,
for the rest of the eangregation.
TOO LARGE A BI111111.
Photo by Tialhringer, Athins., lanclieria, being about 800 miles
enroco. Ooottoo or GP.FECE.
s tittle regard for him. BeSidos,
he Is a good fighter, and the Crebilie have
'411 -ways been fond of a tow,
riooe George is a close friend et the
czar, lehoso life lie saved some yettes ago
411 In Japen. T,he two were walking in the
, ,
streel 3 ait assassin :Ittnolted the
, ,
then fv.tirowii:f. ith a knife. Prolce
Georee pro03t-1v kneclool down the
liftilant Of ilia much feebler eettain,
,
e way and 500 (he other, ia is no
'neer the fl'uesian 'bear deltic
having swallowed it, at the first gulp.
• least two bites at a cherryl, Of
that magnitude are ltd be looked, for,
says t.he New 'York: Triibone, and per-
,
hops 'several roore. "I3ua 1-,Itere ie 111..
tie doliht tho t the robust enamel, will
averry it all clown sooner or later, .
rt "" S"r"
"Years ago in Calltorilia." said a
western man, "an acquaintance Ot
mine was on a stagecoach that a pair
of bandite went through, The .14 pas-
sengers were .all made to get out and
stand in- a row, with their hands high
over their beasts. Otte burly ruffian
stood guard over them witti a double
barreled shotgun, tylaile the other en-
gaged in the pleasing task of relieving
llams of tbelr valuables and spore
"ary friend was nearest the limn
with the shotgun. aVhile the ceremo-
nies' were in progress his nose began to
itch, and instinctively he atarted to
lower one hand to sceatch it. 'Hands
up, there!' &eine the stern order, and
bis hand went autoulatically bach into
alace. But that itching redoubled, and
again he essayed the relieveful
scratch.
"Say, what's the inatter with you,
anyhow?' dethanded the highwayman.
'Are you wishful to become a lead
mine?' 'My nose itches so I can't
eta,nd It any longer,' tearfully explain-
ed my friend. 'I slrnply baye got to
scratch it.' No, you hain't,' ungram-
matically corrected the knight of the
road, "cause I'll do it for you,'
"And with that he proceeded to
scratch the offending tIaottl organ with
the niuzzle of his shotgun. You can
wager your shoe S that that particular
nose stopped.itclaing, with great abrupt-
ness."
Long Distance Tick -cis Wanted.
He was long, lean, lank' and raw
boned, and he shambled up to the' tick-
et window at the Union passenger sta-
tion much after the fashion of a scared
canine when he ribproaches his master
to receive a well earned thrashing. He
got as far as the outside railing and
stood there with a bashful blush gaz-
ing at the mau behind the brass bars.
"Come in, come In. Make yourself at
home," was the encouraging welcome
from within. He accepten. the invita-
tion and brought up against the marble
•ticket counter with more confidence in
his face. -
"Say, tar," he said In a half whisper
to Harry 'Hansen, "is this the -place
where you get tickets for the kyars?"
"Yes. Wbere do. you want to go?
Hurry up; we're rushed."
"Well, sir," he replied, shifting a
equare incla of plug tobacco from one
cheek to the other,. "hey you all got
enny long distance tickeftteinter Ken-
tucky?"
His case was equaled by ,that of the
old lady with the sunbonnet who said:
"I want a ticket to Platte county.".
"What place in Platte dounty?" in-
quired the ticket man.
"No place in Platte county. I- want
to go to Platte county, and it's none of
your business Where Pm going to visit.
Yon sell nae tbe ticket to Platte flaunty,
and I'll get there."
A Carious ,Cfslacidenee.
The letters.'"0 N" might be supposed
to poseesa a mysterious charm, as they
form the Amen -Illation of' many of the
most distinguished names in history.
No other letters of the alphabet- will
furnish so remarkable a coincidence as
may be found In the following list
made up from ancient sued, ,modern
names: Aaron, Solomon, Agamemnon,
Solon, Bion, Phocion,' Bacon, Newton.
-Johnson, Addison, Crichton, Porson,
Buffon Montfaucon Tillotson .Fene-
. ,
ion, Massillon, Warburton, Leighton,
Lytton,. Walton, Anacreon, Ben Jon-
son, Milton, Byron, Thomson, -Tenny-
son, 'Anson; Washington, .Napoleon,
Wellington, etc.
A Greek scholar has called attention
to a very curiouie 'coincidence about the
name of Napeleon. If you -take away
the first letter of his name, you have
"ap,oleon;" take'away the first letter 01!
that word, and you have "poleon;" do
this successively down to the last syl-
lable,. and you have "leon," "eon" and
"on." Put these several words togeth-
er In this order, Napolecin on oleon loon
on apoleon poleou, and you have a
,Greek phrase the literal trapslatIon,, of
which is "Napoleon, being the lion of
people's, went about destroying cities."
Tennyn-on and Sightseers.
Tennyson's well known aversion to
sightseers and their ways gave rise to
many an odd experience. Once It is
said, he complained to Queen Victoria,
say'ner that be could no longer stay in
the _Isle of Wight owing to the tourists
who came to stare at hitn.
The queen, with a kindly Irony, maid
that she herself did not suffer much
from that grievance. But Tennyson,
taking her literally, replied in the same
st!"aion,
Nmadain," said he, "and if I could
clap a sentinel wherever 1 Illzed I
should not be troubled either."
A Resoureeftill Waiter.
° ere rich but ariserla geutleinan
Was in cne habit or 'dining daily at a
certain restaurant, but' Im never hp
ped the Waiter who attended to bis
wants. One , day the long suffering I
waiter asked the gentleman "if he I,
would condescend to accept his (the !
waiter's) photograph? ,
"What for?" was the 'query.
"I thought it might make you re-
member the waiter, sir," was the quick
reply.—London Tit -Bits.
DidetIe te.
, A notice which attracts the attention
02 many sojourners in a New Efamp-
saire tetee is noted on the tvell of the
little railway station. The paper ou
tylalch It is prirted boa vs, evidence of
long s nd honors Ile service:
Notice: Loafing either in or ablaut,
ti 8 room is sruictiy forbidden' and
ust be, observed.
The crust of tile earth tinder atipitn
ninst be coialpalsitively judging,
by the number of earthouttle slioclze
in -3 'eat eountrat They ftv era ne 500 a
yeat%
Three chief ftasts dttring which the
CaineSe take legal holidays- are these
of the dragon, the moon atid the year,
CURIOUS NFORMA'110N.
15. racehorse galloping at Fall apied
clears from, 20 feet' to 24 feet at ev-
ery bound.
0-0€011.a‘..ivfair iglialvota tre e hein atoll I 1-1,1e:hi:I e$0-,3,11n3lIt7r,37,
last year. •
There ire 300,010 Frencla-Cana diens,
of Whom 25,000 are voters, in ...‘L.i,S1,-
ciu,Lsel, tet
The children of diffe-rent countries
have different taste, but tin S words
eae i‘vanted all over the world.
In the last 60 yearthe speed of
the orearisteamers hes been increased
from 81-2 to 23 knots an hour.
Mr. Whymper thus describes the
commencement of an eruption of the
volcano Cotopaxi; "A puff of steam
waS emitted and then a brief pause.
Five minutes later a colninu of inky
blacknetase began to issue, and roee
up straight in the air with such pro-
digious velocity that in less than.
tiaaeenainutea it was 110,000 feet above
the riert of the crater. Tale top of
the column waos about 10,000 feet'
above the level of the esea."
kidneydo their work. The
sure, ponitive and only
s
cure for Lumbago is
is Rhetunatism of the back.
The cause is Uric Acid
in the' blood. If the kid-
neys did their work there
would be no Uric Acid and
no Lumbago. Make the
TER1III3LE FAIL.
Solemn -faced Man, wit.h newspaper,
I see there was:a singular aco
cideat at ,one -"of the slaughter houses
;out at the stook- yards yesterday. .
man who was leaning oug of an up-
per -story window lot, go and dropped
,
60 ifeat, and Wasn't h,urt a particle.
• Eager Listener--Hiow' did thda hap-
_
"They were pig's :feat."."
The Coughing and wheezing of person,,'
arabole,c1 With bronchitis or elle asthina
is excessively haeassing tothemseives
and. aanoying to other. De Thomas'
Ecleetrie 'Oil ,ouviates all this entirely,
sargly. and..speedily, and is a 'benign
remedy for lameness, sores, injuries, piles,
kidney and spinal troubles.
THEY "SAVED" IT.
Dobbs—Too bad. about Nobhs. Loat
all of -his furniture because of a false
alarna of fire at his- Louse.
Dobbs—Sat 12 tIlie,re ores no fire how
could his furniture be destroyed?
Well, you see, Nobles lives in a sub -
Urban town where they have a vol-
unteer fire dePartment.
I believe MINAltD'S LINIMENT will
cures every case of Diphtheria. -
MRS. REUBEN BAKER.
Riverdale.
believe MINARI)'S LINIMENT Will
produce growth of hair.
MRS. CHAS. ANDERSON.
Stanley, P.E.I.
I believe MLNARD'S LINIMENT is
the best household remedy on earth.
MA.TTHIA.S FOLEY.
Oil City, Ont.
BRITISH .GOVERMNT CAMELS.
'The :13ritish giOvernment is the own -
or of over 25,000, camels. Several thou-
sands are used in India to carry
stores, and aquiPments when the
reglinent.s are changing quarters.
'ItACTICti,
Ladies of Canada:
Inter-antatual traale is the true basis
of the feclere thou of the Thapire. So
far as possible, one 'oolong/ should con-
sume the produee of another.
Canadians atid Itidio and Ceylon tea
planters fought S1(10, by side in Afri-
ca. 'About 10 per eriit. of the latter
volunteereal for tho. war.
The Teas of Ceylon and India are
the beet and p11151 the world pi 0 -
duces a eaelv t he 131.1 elt. Tees of
those colonies have cap( ured tho Carlo-
dia,n market. The Gen a is now fast
ispla'cing japa u as colored ar t
Quality rtne sentiniedt, unite to re-
commead it Canadian lacliee who
drink Japan tea sh,ealte help 115e, 13 el-
tish pla ntar by (I rinking Ceylon green
tea Blue Itilebon alone/mu - 6 aaloda
pa akete are ready eon you.
Colonist,
----oe--
he`loet is to be out, ef one,'o
Plage a rid right rola ellita, The
elueep Was lost winan lit woe a lasetai
f,rom the 'nook. 'the co:as wae lost
when it was dull., of 'tate possession of
the *ogler. A soul is loet when it, is
colt of right, rola tionghtp With God
'and is not doing the work for Whi3ii
existecee.
TO(
Talcs Ls:KI
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nonoyl! 1055
it 158 o euro 15 v
5 Dti'
, Qrwo
n oaolihot. ,
Tal4)::,L1s1
Poultry, Mutter, Eggs and other Produce.
If you have any correspond with us. We want 100 OAIRL.OADIS
to supply our trade.
The Dawson Commission Co, ,Limited Toronto.
CHILDISH IDEA OF HAPPINESS.
A.'queer idea of happine.ss was man-
ifested by two little girls of London '
who, through the kindne.s.s of ,a cler-
gyman's evere.,sent to the coun-
try to have a happy day. On their
eeturn they thus narrated their ex-
periero...es ; "Ola, yes, mama, we did
'ave a 'appy day. We sae two pigs
killed and a igentleman buried."
Impurities in the Blood. --When th.e ac-
ibilloannui(?ittietsh lea thenbirosodbaeree°aInInsiositinPaeuroiretdo,
follow, and general deritagement of .the
system ensues. Partnelee's Vegetable
P1115 will regulate the kidneys, so that,
they will inalletain healthy action and
prevent the ceuiplteations which certain-
ly conie when there is derangement of
these hei hay • organs. As 11. restorative
these pills are in the first rank.
;BAIA:Y. FOB IVIAMMAt
Molly had been allowed to come into
the drawing room. after'dinner. When
eight- o'clock struck, her mother,vvieh-
ing to give, her a faint hint that it
wa.el time to go to bed said: 'at
Good night, Molly, dear?
Molly looked up in surprise.
Are you going to 'bed, mother ?
A PU.EtIST.
Clerg,yman—Well, Johnny, how's
fa ther and mother' keeping?
Johnny—Mother's not well, sir.
Clergyman—What's. the 'matter 1 Is
she laid up ?
Johnny—Np, sir; she's laid down.
linard's gat'get eow_4
'MORE SERIOUS.
Ask-it—What ever became of that pa-
tient of youra you Were telling me
about 'last- spring?
' 'Dr. Sokunn-LOh, Ile's' got a complaint
new that's giving -me a great deal of
trouble.
Askitr—Indeed ?.; What is it ?
Dr. Sokum—It's a. complaint about
the amount bf my
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that contain Mereury.
as mercury will surely destroy the sense 61
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering A through the mucous surfacei.
Such articles should sever be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is tea fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Fla l's Catarrh
Caro, manufactured by F.J. Cheney & Co.. To-
ledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken in.
ter:101y, acting directly upon the blood and A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
raucous surfaces of the system. In buying
ENGLISH FAC,TS AND FANCIES.
London consumes 11. tons of salt
[About 400,000,000 tpountle of so
'used in Great Britain yearly.
,The most common name for a places
in England is Newaon, which occurs
no fewer !than 72 times.
A. inueglfroom gathered on Risley
Common measured 54 inohea in cir-
culnaterence and otood 11 inches in
height, its weight being nearly four
pounds.
The Hebrew population of London
has more than doubled durin.g the
last 20 years. It la iaow eatiriaated
at between 100,000 and 120,000.
The finest garden hedges in Eng-
land are at Hall Barn, in Bucking-
hamshire. They are over 30 feet
high, are immensely thick and are
clipped so as to present the smoota,
velvety appearance peculiar io the
finsot yew and box hedges.
P 1.1
Theee never was, and never will be, a
iiniversal panacea, in one remedy, for all
ills to which -flesh is b eir—the very nature
of many curatives being such that were
die germs of other and differently 4eitted
diseases rooted iu the system of the
patient—what would relieve one ill in
turn would aggravate the other. We
have, however, m Quinine Wine, when
obtainable in a sound unadulterated
etate, a remedy for many and grevious ills.
BY its gradual and judicious use, the
frailest; systems are led into convalescence
and strength, by the influence which Qui-
nine exerts on Nature's own restoratives.
It relieves the drooping spirits of those
with whom a clirouie stare of morbid, des-
pondency and lack of interest in life is a
disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves,
disposes to.sound auci refreshing sleep—
imparts vigor to the action 'of the blood,
which, being stimulated, courses through-
out the veins, strengthening the healthy
animal finictions of the system, thereby
making activity a necessary result,
strengthening the ,frame, and giving life
to the digestive organs. which- naturally
demand increased. substance—result, im-
proved appetite. Northrop '&.,Lyrna et..
Toronto, have given to the pu'isir
mperior uinine me a t e usualrate,
ond, gauged by the opinion of scientists,
this wine approaches nearest perfection of
any in the market. All druggists sell it.
MIGHT HAVE WAITED:
The Tennessee woman who killed
har SOR1 iy.laall.Se he greoked cigarette
says the Detroit News, could have savedmuch triouble by allowing the
habit to take its course.
Minard's Liniment Cures iplitheria.
nall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu- Tin Peddler, who has met with an
accident,—What vill I do now? Effery,
wheel of my vvagon is broke.
B oarder, c,onsolingly,—Leave the
ttas in the w,agOn just as it is and
perhaps you can soli it to one of the
bearding -house keeper a for &piano.
Why will you aliow a cough to lacerate
your throat andlungs and run the risk of
filling a consumptive's grave, when, by
the tiniely use of Bickleis Anti-Consiimp-
tive Syrup the Pain can be allayed and the
danger avoided. This syrup is pleasant to
the taste, and unsurpassed for relievmg,
healing and curing all affections of the
throat and Jungs, colds, coughs, bron-
ehitis, etc., etc.
NO HARM IN LOVING- THE WORLD.
We cannot know or enjoy or love
the world too mach if God's will cone
trels us. Has a mother anything but
jay in watethang her little daughter's
devotion to her doll? NOt uictil the
child is SD albearbeal' that she cannot
hear her mother's voice. Did anyone,
ever love the world, more than acme
did, yet was anyoine ever so loyal to
the Father's will? Worldliness is not
love of the world," but slavishness:, to
11:
ine. It is taken internally.and made in Toledo,
Ohio, by F. J. Calcite"' ta Co.. TOstimenialS
free:
Sold by Druggists. price 75c per bottle.
Hall's Family PIlle are the belt.
A DOUBTFUL CASE.
Parson JacksOn—I wish yo' would
snake a call oh de Widow, Jones, dea-
eon 1 De Bible tells is tO comfort de
widowed end fatherless in deyr afic-
tion, yen know.
Deacon Johnstm—Dat's jist it, par-
son! Knowin' de late lamented as well
is! I did, I ain't quite sure dat it's an
affliction.
ilivard's Liniment Cures Distemper
riEFORE THE CHRISTENING.
Mr. Freeborn Jackson—Whad yoh
gwine name im, Laurelia ?
Mrs. Jackson—Anyfing yola laiks.
Anyfing, cepteAllas. Ise noticed boys
o" that name nevah comes to no good.
They's allus in the 'police co't.
Known to lrhonsantie-e-parinelee's Vee -
table Pills ',regulate tile lotion of tire
secretions, parity the blood and keep the
stomach and bowel's free front deleterious
matter. '111iticety au:carding to dieeetion,
they will (se 0)0 clyepepsitt, ericlicate
biliousnees. ;tea laive 'the digest,ive orgallS
54. alt 123' and etrong to perform their
fueetaons. Tbeir Merits are we1l-1>newn
to thous:itals 51 0 lthow by experieuce
how beneficial thettarain giving tone to
the system. •
CATCI-IING HIS MOTIIER.
Clarence Callipers—Mamma.
svti e is the, best thing for a boy to tlo
Wheal le wears his tr igtle ors out 7
Mrs. Calliper—Get a new pair, I sup-
pose.
Clariance--No ,anarni a; weal them
home agealli.`
01,14.14 noltY VFAI,S
MRS. .AVItISLOW'S 5.001`E1f:NG SYPET lo 1,0011
Oka by noPors for 58 hildPen-tc.ething. soo hos
te 6i11, ,ort,ons tho gums, an:vs pn in, t'18e0 Wind
00)8 nl)(1:1.6 ronleily for rhaff. 2fic.a 501,518
Sola by i, SONrisl S thrmio.hollt. tho. world, sure.
and ask' for " Mrfi Wths'oiv's'Soothin4 Symp."
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Prof. Camothensgn, Anasteaolead,
es Out gritn, a lyonib ,genertt.tinie 'fumes
that will make breathingtgtifficult or
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ini
p nee i tale for e (Its; ano4 0,r too yarde
reelid tho centre of the explosion.
Liniment Cures Colds, ete.
DESPERATION.
Would you marry an old Ulan for ine
motley ?
Well, yea: if I couldn't get it any
other way.
SHE 110111) Tana a1RI7T111.
Mise Singleiem—I. was su ronsed to
hear of your marriage. 'Yoa oftea
said you wouldn't 'marry the nbest
man ro eails., ,
Sirs. lacier] y— Wet 1, II ep t. my
woad I married about the worst.
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