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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1900-9-13, Page 3A WAIUI DISCUSSION. JERICHO AGITATED ABOUTA SOHOOL- HOUSELIGHTNING ROD," Pnp Perkins, the Postmaster, Tells About .the i"intrs That Were Made on Both Sides and .flow the Build. ring Itself Settled the Question. [Copyright, 1900, by C. B. Lewis,] It was a lightnin rod man who start- ed the schoolhouse "discussion. He came along the other day and saw that the schoolhouse was without a rod, and he went to the town board and of, fered to put one up for so much. The town board wrestled over it all day without eomin to a conclusion, and when it got to be known all over Jericho a big crowd assembled at the postoflice in theevenin to talk the matter over. It was Deacon Spooner who called the crowd to order and said: "As it appears to ire and to a major- ity of the citizens of this town thatan epoch in the history of Jericho has ar- rived, I call upon the lightnin rod man to state his case." "There ain't much to state," replies the man. "I've offered to put up two rods, on the schoolhouse and warrant it a good job for $40. Bela as a school- house is an emporioiii- of _knowledge and bein as the cause of education may be said to be the bulwarks of liberty, I've -knocked' $15 off the reg'ar price." "I take it that he's made a; p'int," says thedeacon as he tanks on the floor with Ills cane. "Emporium of ed - "HE'S MADE A P!INT," acation and:bulwarks of liberty seem to come in jest right and bit the school- house -on all sides at once. I fur. one _am s"tandin aeiitral in this bizness, and I'd like to hear both sides of the ques- tion. ' Mobbe Silas Lapham, who lives next door .to : the schoolhouse, would like to make a.few remarks." ' "As fur me," says Silas as he rises up, "I'm ag'in the idea of a lightnin -;ltod. That there schoolhouse was built 13 years ago, and durin them 18 years we've had 72 thunderstorms. If she's dodged 72, why can't she dodge 200? Why can't she keep right on dodgin till she tumbles down of old age? Forty oilers fur a lightnin, rod means more taxation. Thar's sigh a thing as an emporium of education, but thar's also Bleb .a thing as an emporium of taxa- tion. Jericho is out of debt. and no one kicking but let the hand of ex- cessive taxation clutch her throat, and bow long would it take to' strangle the life out of .her? ; I'm askin you to pause and ponder afore .it is too late." "Silas, you've made a p'tht and a strongone," •says the deacon when the applause has snbsicled. "If the school- house bas dodged 72 thunderstorms, thar's no reason to think the wonq. keep up the record. Yes, it's a pint, and mebbe the lightnin rod man would like to answer it." " rink -much of the int I don't think p says the 'man as be gits up ag'in. "Thar's 80000,000P eople in these Unit- ed States, and Uecause none of 'din fell down stairs last year it don't foller that a heap, of 'em won't tumble down I've known a man to' o on this yeti ko g. dodoiBna mule's heels fur 16 years and .. _ thengit 'em both in the stomach at once.' Mebbe your schoolhouse will dodge- a hundred more thunderstorms, and mebbe we will skassly hey sought out. virtuous couches this night before a thunderbolt as big as a bar'l will go drivin through her and leave nuthin but a heap of splinters to mark the spot- - where your emporium' of educe- tiont once reared its proud roof to tbe :blue vaults of heaven. I said,•$40 to, the town board today, but in order to Show my interest in the cause of edu- cation and to prove to you that my •hand is ever stretched forth to uphold resti e of a nation of freemen tle p g , I'll inake the price $38. " - "He's made a"• p'int, gentlemen=he's made a pant," says the deacon as he whacks on the stove and looks around. ' "Yes, sir, when he talks about our schoolhouse reariu ; it's proud roof to the blue vaults of heaven he's made a •p'int' and I'm more favorable to the lightnin rod than 1' was. 9 think his crowd owd would- like to hear'. from Enos TvviIl gins." "I'm with Silas Lapp ham," says Enos as he shets up his jackknife and pias feet under him. "I'm fur letti.a sartln, things dodge or bust. They wanted to insure the meetin house 24 years ago, but any advice, was to let her tlotlgc. She's that. yit 'I've got a barn 30 years old, and s s a llehtuin rod or been insured= -jest g hail to dodge or bust all these years— and she's Char ylt. Seventeen years ago, when I built my house; I put a bell on the front 'door. Nobody has rung to Hite day. It would be the -same if we put a Ilghtnin rod on the, schoolhouse—;you wouldn't see a 'thunderstorm around here fur the next 15 years. I'm all right on the einpo- ' shim of education bizness, and I can see that that schoolhouse rearin It's proud roof to the blue vaults of heaven as plain as 'If it, wasn't 9 o'clock at I'll don't see no call to pay night, but o out 838. Lets her dodge or bust!" "`rliar's a ',paint Liar, Enos—thar's a Whit," says the deacon as I'' flits ti cracker bar^'I with his cane. "1'es, sir, thar's a good dial in your theory about dodgin, \\')ten all the cows around here was Kevin the lamp Jaw, a feller offered to protect mine ag'in it fur $3. I said I'd lether take her cliauees,and she come through all right. I observe Moses Forbush among, the audience, and, as Moses built the fence around the schoolhouse, mebbe be's got sun - thin to say." "I ain't ag'in lightnin rods," says. Moses in his slow 'way --"I'm not again 'em fur what they are. It 'pears to me however, that we'd better begin at the bottom instead of the roof. Thar's nbout 20 hogs nestin .under the school- house, and thar's about 20 holes in the floor. I sorter like the idea of a light- nin rod, and i sorter like the idea of a new floor and drivin the hogs out. ,One idea sorter balances the t'othcr, and I don't want to cast my vote either way." - "You hevn't made a p'int," says the deacon, "but nobody expected you to. 1 take it, however, that you go in fur an emporium of education, beim you got the job of bulletin the fence and hev seven children goin-to school." "Yes, I -think I do," replies Hoses. "I've allus felt that it was my duty to uphold the Magna (Marta of liberty, and when it conies to boostin the wheels of progress and civilization I'm good to lift a ton." It was then suggested that the light- nin rod man might want to say sunthin' more, and he went 'at it and trade a reg'lar Fourth of July oration. IIe pic- tured George Washington, John Han- cock, Thomas Jefferson and half a doz- en more goin to school to learn how to spell such words as "liberty," "free- dom" and "bulwarks." t, He pictured them schoolhouse's`bein struck by light - nits fur the want of rods, and he had tears in Joab Warner's eyes in less'n five'minits. Then he pictured the hap py children of Jericho crowded into the schoolhouse on a stimmer',s ' day. Among them was future lawyers; doc- tors, editors, statesmen and poets. They was drinkin in deep drafts of education when's black cloud appeared over. Jim Taylor's barn, a rumble of thunder was heard, and a ; minit ''later a thunderbolt shot out and struck the schoolhouse, and thar was a tragedy to convulse the world. The town had saved $38 on a lightnin rod, but whar was the schoolhouse, the schooltna'am and 44 scholars? Some ''was sboutin and some was wipin their eyes when the man sot down, and 'after Deacon Spooner had declared" it the strongest pint he ever heard he made ready to put the question to a vote. Jest then in comes Lisa Billings, and the deacon turns to him and says: "Lish, weare bevin ein a m eetin> about r that 'lightnin rod on the 'schoolhouse. As, . you - painted the . buildin_ mebbe you'd like' to say sunthin. Are you fur it or ag'In it?" "Neither ; one," answers Lish after awhile.. "Are you .standin neutral?" "Not exactly." "Then, how do you make it out?" "Why, the durned old buildin fell clown about an hour ago of its own self, and 1 don't reckon thar's any call to waste any breath about the mat- ter." M. QUAD. Talismans In China. The belief-- in the potency of charms, etc., is verywidespread among the low- er class Chinese and the Shans in parts of Yunnan.` The Latter in particular hare all kinds of amulets; to ward' off evil, the gem of their collection being one which' confers invulnerability on the wearer. This useful quality may also be obtained, I was informed, by undergoing Si very painful process of tattooing. During my trip I was shown a "dragon's nest," which looked „like a bit of the horsehair stuffing from a for- eign'saddle,, guaranteed to render the purchaser's house safe from fire, and a "female deer's horn," which would ena- ble the fortunate owner to wall: a great distance without fatigue. Not being a landed proprietor or -a professional sprinter, I had no use for. these things, and though I entered into negotiations with several -people for the talisman . which would render me invulnerable none of them was willing to stand the test of western skepti cisco—a revolver' at '30 paces—even though though I offered "them an enormous sum and a handsome funeral in -case of accident.—Geographical Journal. The,First National Convention. What may be called the first national convention was not held' by .either of the great parties. It was conducted by what was known as the Anti -Ma sonic party and was held in Baltimore in September, 1831. Delegates attend- ed.from every state (not chosen,.how- ever,. on a basis of electoral strength),' a 'president -and vice president were nominated, and a platform was adopt- ed. The Democrats held their first na- tional convention in Baltimore in May, 1832, 313 delegates being present.; As this year, the -only contest was over the vice presidency, General Harrison having a walkover; for first place :1110 opponents convened in Washington and named 'Henry Clay, 17 out' of 24 states being represented. ' Since then nom', bating conventions have been the yule. Living on the ]bylaws. Rufus .Choate once by overwork had shattered his health. Edward Everett expostulated with him on one occasion, saying: "My dear friend,' if you are not more pelf considerate, you will ruin your Constitution:" "Oh," replied the legal wag, "the con- stitution was destroyed long ago. I'm living on the bylaws." Some of the greatest fishing grounds of :the great lakes are in the Georgian bay district. From the cold, deep and clear waters of Georgian bay thou - sande and thousands of rocky.1FTa.Ita A DiSMAL FAILURE. mite Last Joke fl Tried to (Play oA Ilia near Wife. "I don't think I'll try any mere prac tical jokes on my wife. They don't pan out well."' "Elucidate." "You see, she has a habit of hoisting, the window in our room every night. As I usually go to bed last, sho de- pends on me to hoist It. Sometimes I forget it, and then there's a wild squabble.' Frequently she wakes mo up in the night' and asks me to see if. it is open. If I don't she nags at me until morning. A night or two ago 1 resolved to give ber a hard scare. I rolled up a lot of old newspapers into a long bundle and laid the package do>4'n by the window. Of course she was asleep and didn't hear the. Then I`. opened the window a little ways and crept; into bed, Some time after midnight she nudged the and said: 'Jim, I'm sure you didn't open that window. It's like a bake oven -in the room. Get up and see.' So I got up, went to the window and threw the sash as high as it would go. As I did so I gave a little shriek and then flung my bundle down to the walk below. It struck with a dull thud, and I dodged behind the curtain to await developments. The room was very dark, and I couldn't see my wife, but 1 beard her raise herself, to a sitting posture. ; Then she spoke. `Poor old Jim,' she, quietly, said, 'he's tumbled out of- the window in his raggedest -nightshirt. What a spectacle he'll be when they find him In the morning!' Then site lay down again and went to sleep.". "What did you do?" "Stood there like a fool for a minute or two and then sneaked into bed." - 1DNE MEAL A DAY.'` Pronounced n Secret of Ilninan health and Happiness.; It is by no means impossible that the newest world lecturer 'will allude to the delays of the single meal re- form. The one meal a day plan was successfully practiced by some 30,000,- , 000 men of the healthiest, wealthiest and most intelligent nations " of an- tiquity for nearly' 1,000 years. No unprejudiced observer can deny, that for the vast plurality of our fel- low men ,there is no other practicable way to live up to the principle of the sanitary', maxim, "Never to 'eat till we have leisure to digest" - Nine out of ten laborers have to hur- ry from the breakfast table to their daily work and cannot count upon more tban a few minutes of afternoon meal rest. The same in rolling mills, shipyards, railway yards, workshops; and schoolroom's. Less than a year's time would suffice to give the one meal habit the force of a second nature, and those who would like to form an .idea of its universal; observance during the classic period of antiquity should read Peter Bayle's dissertation on "Domestic Life In Athens and Rome" or : De Quincey's humorous essay, published in the sec- ond volume of miscellanies under the title, Dinner, Real and Reputed." ! There would be time for play, for reading, for the enjoyment of art and entertaining conversation. Sifnstrokes would be known only from the traditions ` of insanitary barbarism. The granger's youngsters would get afternoon sports enough to think life on a`: farm decidedly' worth living. , No after dinner martyrdom would tempt truants, housekeeping drudgery would be lessened two-thirds. —Felix M. Oswald, M. D., A Telegram That Talked. At one time when the late Georgie Drew Barrytnore was playing in San Francisco a fabulous sum was offered her by a local theater for ber services fora few •weeks. • The offer was ex- ceedingly tempting, xceedingly"tempting, but her contract. with Charles Frogman°stood in the: way. However, on the ` nothing ven- ture .nothing' won theory, she tele graphed a detailed statement of the offer slie bad received to Frolinian in New York, explained how anxious she was to accept it and wound up with the plea,, 'Will you release me'?" In due course of ,time she' received the following telegram in answer: Mrs. Georgie Drew Barrymore,;Palace Rotel, San, Francisco: Nol CaAatns"Pao [MAN. Albeit, disappointed, Mrs..Barrymore at once sent this characteristic reply: Charles Frohman, New York City: Ohl 'lsonain:DREW BAaayMona A Mighty Old.'ralbie. A wealthy ,hall was once exhibiting roudly` to a younger acquaintance a• 1? table which he had bought. Ile said it was 500 years old. "' • !'bat is uothinm" remarked his young visitor. "1 have in my posses- sion a table which is • more than: 3,000 years old." - "Three a, hree thousand years old!, said the host.`,) "That is Impossible. 'Where was it uiade?" "1?robably in India." ill India. What kind of a table is It?"- " .Phe multiplication table!" P. Onr T+'iret'`Pinnots. The ,.i he first. pianos known in America were imported from Leaden in 1784 by John Jacob Astor, but as they could not stand the rigors of this climate they soon became ruined. This feet led i n in his, f t t m to build a os to the a to t p P country, and in the early part 'of the nineteenth century pianos made their appearance.. The Filling. Miss Gabby ---What is the hardest part of writing poetry, finding the rhymes? Amatour Poet -No. I think the great- est strain Is in filling up between 3'aem. -13aitimore American. IN THE BRITISH EMPIRE England has a million soldiers in India. Australia coins its own gold, but not its silver. As the sun rises the British drum boat follows it round the world. If all the cabs in Loudon were placed in a line there would be a total length of 44 miles. The British empire, if out into a strip a mile wide, would roacharound the world 450 times. The largest steamers which were launched in the United Kingdom dur- ing last year, are the following:. Oceanic, 17,374 tons gross; Ivernia, 13,900; Minneapolis, 13,750; Saxon, 12,970; Saxonia, 12,750; Persia, 11,673. Eight lads are gathered in ono group in an English paper, all of whom were schoolmates in a little English village. All joined the navy and wore widely separated. and all have finally come together on the same ship and in the same mess on the Canopus. Minard's Liniment Curses Dipntherla, The OrIin of gSkates. The o, first skates were made out of the bones of animals. Sometimes children would sit on the jawbones of a horse or cow and propel them- selves along the ice by means of iron staves. Wheels. in 1r.dian Army. ' In India mounted officers traveling by rail on temporary duty may, if they prefer it, take ; a bicycle- with them at government expense, in lieu of a charger. ' T is a symptom of Kidney Disease. A well-known doctor has said, " I never yet mad e a post-mortem ex- amination in a case of death from Heart Disease with- out finding the ' kidneys wereatfault." The Kidney medicine whichwas first on the market, most success- ful for Heart Disease, and all Kidney Troubles, and most widely imitated is Doi d. Kidney u ells A Study in ri o'urishmont. Health specialists say a pound of lean beef.. and a quart of whole milk contain about the same amount of nourishment, but --the meat is more valuable for food, as it contains the nutriments in more suitablerop or - P P tion. Ridiculous Claim. "The Camel claims to bo self-made," said the Hippopotamus to.the-Giraffe. "Does. "Yes ; he says he humped himself." There' never was, uiid never will be, a universal panacea, in one remedy, for all ills to which flesh is heir -the very nature of rnauy.curacives' being` such that were rhe germs of other and 'differently seated diseases rooted in the _system of the patient—what would relieve one ill in turn • would' aggravate the other. We have, however, in, Quinine Wine, when obtainable tri a sound unadulterated rate, are,medy for nieny and grevious ills. units gradual and judicious use, the frailest systems are led into convalescence and strength, by the influence which ,Qui- nine ui-nIne. exerts on Nature's own restoratives: ft relieves the'droopug spirits' of those. tvith'wliom a chrouic state of morbid des- pondency and lack of interest in life is a disease, and, by tracquiliziugthe nerves, disposes to sound and refreshing sleep imparts vigor to the action of, the blood, cvhieh,'being stimulated, courses throu=gh- out -the veins, strengthening the healthy` animal functions of the system, thereby making" activity a necessary result, strengthening the flame, and giving life. to the digestive organs,' which naturally detnaricl Inc cased substanco—result, im- proved appetite. Northrop & Lyman of Toronto, have given to the public their superiorQuinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the opinion of scientists, this wine appeo ahes nearest perfection of any en the market. All druggists sell it. Ills Blunder. `tYour wife 'seems to have taken -a violent dislike to aleochem? "Yes. When. he was at the house the other day he leaned his head back against one of the. :ornamented tidies l the rocking'chairs for she k9e1)5 ,0 O thatur ose.'' 1 1 Austria Easy on Murderers. Austria is the country most lenient to murderers. In ten years over 800 persons were found guilty of murder, of whom only 23 were put to death. .Til Ems.,. ICand OF orta JOHN LABATT, London Are undoubtedly 'I RE III:'ST. Testimonials from) 4 chenistt, to medals, 11 diplomas'. The most -wholesome of beveragci. Raeiiainended Ry Physicians. ror'saln every- vetkePS. 141 You o0 Are Astonish d el If you have noticed the dif- ference in the appearance of a building that needed paint- ing and after it had received a coat of paint, you've been astonished. y"`4 A AY PAINTS. Paint does more to increase the value of a property than any other one thing. Makes it look bright and handsome wears well and preserves it as only pure paint can A. RAMSAY & SON, Est'd 1844. MONTREAL, Paint Makers. Pigeons After a Journey. The carrier Pigeon, when traveling, neyer,feeds. If the distance be long, it Nies on without stopping to take nutriment, and at last arrives thin, exhausted and almost dying. If corn be presented to it it refuses to eat, contenting itself with drinking a little water and then sleeping. Two or three hours later it begins to eat with great .moderation and sleeps again im- mediately afterward. If its flight has been very prolonged the pigeon will proceed in this manner for 48 hours before recovering its normal mode of feeding. For Inflammation of the Eyes.—Among the many good qualities which Parme- lee's:Vegetable Pills possess, besides regq- ulating the digestive organs, is their e cacy in reducing inflammation of the eyes.: It has called forth many letters : of reconiniendation: from those •who were afflicted with this complaint and found -a cure in the pills. They affect the nerve centres and the blood in a surprisingly active way, and the result is almost im- mediately seen. Hypnotism, a: Delusion. Smythe -It won't' work. Brown -What won't work? Smythe -Hypnotism. Tried it on the butcher. Looked at him fixedly until I had his undivided attention, then I said very slowly and with emphasis, ``That—bill—is-paid.'' Brown -And what did the butcher do? Smythe—He said, "You're a liar. " How's This 1 We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Cetarrh Cure F. J. CHENEY, & CO., Toledo, 0. We. theundersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for ` the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactiot and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm, WEST S,; TRAUY, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. WALDING, KINNAN & MAR - VIN Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. ,Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by e.11 drug- gists. Didn't Worry ,flim Much. There has been found a whale with a n sbody wby has ooh in .it which its mark showed that -it must have been hurled at the whale at least 36 years ago. I was cured of 'Rheumatic > Gout by MINA RD'S' LINIMENT, ANDREW KING. Halifax. • I . was cured of Acute Bronchitis by MIN ARTYS LINIMENT. Lt. -Col. C. C:B,]IWE.READ. Sussex. I was cured of Acuto ,Rheumatism: by MINARD'S LINIMENT. C. S. BILLINGS. Markham, Ont. Female Barbers in Sweden. Female barbers aro numerous in the cities of, Sweden, and many of them own -the shops in which they display their skill as tonsorial artists. • i Il Cl1110g DI 1 1,, tII Ill al d S Iri111111P, t 1 ISte1111 e '111 ell' Deceit. She—A p 115eai'ances.'are deceitful. He -Yes:; a person can never toll jest lynch it is got ig to cost to 1 5 w r b keep them up. The :Flagging Energies Revived. --Cee: stunt a)iplication to 1)tisiness 10 a tax 01)- 611 the eoe gies, incl if there be not relak- atiolt, lassitude and depression are sure to intervene, These conte from stomachic troubles, • The want ol` exercise'lirings on nervous irregularities, and the stomach ceases to assimilate .food properly.. In this coiiclitioe Iesrmelee's Vegetable Pills will hefounds, recupertttiveot rare power, restoring the organs to healthful action, dispelling' depiession, acid reviving the bagging energies. Is Stuttering Contagious Stutt'ering is considered contagious in Germany. There are over 80,000 stuttering Children in the sc1106ls of that country, and the nuinbor is stead- ily increasing. The Umbrella Maker. Two cyclists set out the other day for a spin. One got a long way ahead of the other, and, turning an ugly cor- ner in the lane, collapsed' over a heap ofstones, -`smashing his machine and getting irretrievably mixed among the spokes. An old woman, with her egg basket, happening to come down the road just then, was met round the bend by the secondcyclist, who asked her: "My good woman, have you seen a young man on a bicycle up here?" "Na, na," was the reply. `I've seed no bicycles, but I've seen a pian sitting on the ground mending um- brellas." Tell the Deaf. -Mr, J. F. Kellock Druggist, Perth, writes: ''A customer of, mine having been cured of deafness by the use of Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil, wrote to Ireland, telling his friends there of the cure. In consequence I received an order to send half a dozen by express to Wex- ford, Ireland, this week." An Unpleasant Truth. Schoolmaster=Now, Rogers, what are you doing? Learning something? Rogers -No, sir. • I'm listening to you, sir. Drawing the Line. "Sammy,ogran'ma wants you to be a preacher when you grow up." "Well, gran'ma. mebbe I'll be a preacher, but I tell you now I won't be a mish'nary. IVllIlard'1 Llllllllellt CHIS Garz'et iIl can Rapid Pneumatic Mail Service. Letters are shot from Paris to Ber- lin, a distance of 700 miles, through a pneumatic tube in 35 minutes. Hoard in a Chicago School. "Whatis the difference' between one yard and two yards?" asked ,the teach- er of a small pupil. "A' fence," was the rom tre 1 P P Py. The great' lung healer is found in that excellent medicine sold as Biekle's Anti Consumptive Syrup. 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