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alAKI-s$ REMARKS ON INTEGRITY AND
ALSO PLAYS POKER.
Achieves the Laudable l'arpose FOr
Which lie Played—Namely, to Prove
That Viee Is Not Always Triton..
Daunt In World,
lecitYright, 1900, by C. 13. Lewis.)
As I sojouened in the town of Weep -
in Wilier and took the tintypes of men,
women and children at 10 cents a take
the mayor there asked me to remark, a
feev things fur the benelit of morality.
I am but a humble pilgrim, with no de-
sire to put myself forward, but I stood
on, the steps of the colarthouse and
feelinly observed:
"He who would conker the world
meet first lick hie wife!'
And also:
"Be who waits to find a 'white crow
far luck will be brought to grief by the
sight of a black eat."
And again:
"'Virtue is its own 'reward, but he
tbat sitteth on the fence and waiteth
' fur her to brine along a sack of flour
will go without bread."
And likewise:
e-f`A man without ambition is a stone
In the higlewety fur his feller men to
stumble over. A man with too much
aeon vErtSVS INTEGRITY.
ambition getteth into jail at our eX
pease. Teach thyself moderation, and
thou shalt imbibe wisdom."
'eNrben I bad finisbed my remarks, a
man of scrambled appearance ap-
proached me and shook my hand and
said: ^
"Strauger. may I take it that„thou art
a pilgrim trayelin from afar?" -
e.
"You kin," says I.
"And that your object is to make the
world better, while at the same time
you are doin a leetle bizness on the
outside'?"
"That's me."
"Waal, I don't believe in it. Belie
full of virtue, integrity and truth don't
pay' 2 cents on the dollar. It's wicked-
ness that makes big dividends and
helps a feller to hee- good times, and I
-kin prove it. The game of poker is
sinful, ain't It?"
"Alas, it is, though it enticethl"
"If you'll come over to my cabin and
hey a few games with me, I'll knock
yod4iutegrity bizness into a cocked
hatawe
I was in the town of Weepin Willer
as a shinin example of morality, but
yit this thought occurred to me:
"Integrity should never miss a
eliemee to deal a blow at vice."
,. And also: '
"The first step toward reformin a
feller man is -to bankrupt him."
And liken-ise: „
"He who scoffs at virtue Should be
restrained."
Hee-in thought these thoughts, 1
made up my mind that I was the in-
strument chosen to put the old man
on his back, and after feedin my hoss
and looltin to see if my bottled grass-
hopper was safe I j'ined him in his
cabin. He had the keerds before him
and $100 at his right hand, and thee
was a look of triumph on his face.
And yit that he might slot give me a
too sudden shock ha puts on a balmy
look and says:
"He who kin shed tears with Ills fel-
ler man kin make the world better."
And, not to be outdone in politeness
by the baldheaded old reprobate. I
worked up a smile and replied: .
"And be who reacheth the human
heart through words of sympathy
lifteth up the fallen."'
"Yes, that's all rigist," says he, "but
how about this game? Hev you any
cash?"
"I hey," says I as I pulled out a wad
which would bee" bin a weepin of de-
fensaag'in an elephant.
"Infra git down here, and we'll be-
gin, and if 1 don't prove to you that
„vice rides on horseback and drinek-s
champagne, while virtue goes on foot
and leeks fur duck ponds, thee my
Itite-ain't what my mother called me."
e
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It was with a determination to up-
held the cause of nsorality and keep
spotless the reputashan of integrity
that I sot down and cut fur deal and
‘got it. When we had filled our hands,
we put on looks of humility, and he
eleeedee neetle as be said:
' "but It tales integeity to Peat a
leg oat seven feet long."
1 With that lee sucked in Isis breath
(fad jumped fur me, and I wee rolled
over, but as we mingled together I eot
him by the neck, and four minutes lat-
er he wee a whiemed man, and lategre
tY eves ag'in the victor. I licked hien
eoine more, that the lesson might sink
deeper into his soul and then I arose
and went back to my outfit and put the
boodle In a safe spot and humbly re-
marked to myself:
"Let thy weepinsbe Integrity and
truth, but if they don't pregall then
add draw poker,"
And also:
"Be bumble and sympathetic and
merciful, but at the same time keep
thy mnseles in good workm order."
And lastly:
"Heyin triumphed over vice and
made the world better in one spot,
move on and let some other old bald -
head try to wving you in fur a pilgrim
With moss ma your back." M. QUAD.
HE MADE HER TIRED.
White She Made Dim Feel Very Much
$nroriseti.
"Anything wrong?" asked the hotel
Clerk of the New York drummer who
had just got home from the west.
"I was thinking," was the reply. "I
rode from Toledo to Buffalo with the
prettiest girl I ever saw."
"But that didn't hurt you, Whawas
teherf
"Can't tell."
"You didn't introduce yourself and
get her card in return?"
"No particular trouble, en?" solicit-
.
ously insieted the clerk.
"Well, it was this way," replied the
traveler as he braced up for the expla-
nation. "She Sat opposite me, 'you
Is.now, and I tried fey an hour to catch
her' eye. She simply ignored me and
gazed out of the window. Then I rose
"and handed her a magazine, but she
declined with thanks. Ten minutes
later I bought the latest novel out, but
she said site didn't care to read. Then
I bought seine fruit, but she would ac-
cept none. She also ignoied me when
_ I tried to draw her out on music."
"But you persisted?"
"Oh, yes—that is, I was about to
make another attempt to enter into
‘conversation when the train came to a
halt at a town and the girl beckoned
nee over. L was there In an instant,
and with the sweetest smile you ever
saw she asked rue if I would do her a
_slight favor.
" heart,' I hastened to
say.
'"Well,' she said, smiling even mO-fe
sweetly, 'suppose you leave the train
here and take the next one that fol-
lows, for you have made me dead tired,
and I feel like taking a nap.' "
"Good gracious!" whispered the clerk.
"Yes, sir," said the drummer as he
reached for a cigar, "and I want to go
up to nay room and sit and think and
try to figure it out. Perhaps it's time
I left the road and settled „down at
home."
That Settles It; Size Settles.°
"When posterity has forgotten the
people who look clown upon us now,"
said the poet, "we will be remem-
bered."
"Ale yes!" the poet's wife sighed.
, "That's the great trouble --being re-
membered."
"What do you mean?" be asked.
eemI am always remembered wherever
I try to get credit. They say thev've
heard of us. and that settles IV.
"Do you know," said the man In the
gray ulster, "that police statistics show
a total of nearly '20,000 persons who
are reported missing every year?"
"Pll 'bet more than half of them are
not missed at all. They only think
-
they are," responded_ the pessimistic
man.-
- ----
xn the Parlor.
Tess—He began to complain that the
light hurt his eyes. I knew then that
Pc was going to try to kiss me.
Jess—I hope you sat on him and
turned him down as he deserved.
Tess—Well, after the liglat was turn-
ed down I sat on him.—Phlladelpljia
Prees.
Manly Caution.
"Would you marry a girl wlso had
just been graduated, Harry?"
"I don't know. Because a girl's es-
say shows that she could run the eonn-
try is no sign that she could run a
house."
'There le much said about the brilliant
men who invent things, but nothing is
ever said about the women who pass
days and nights in thinking up new
things in the way of novelties in the hut
or the trimming of new clothes, and yet
one is as much of an invention as the
other, only one counts and the other
does not. We hare but a limited Dumber
of things to make fromabut with the in-
ventive genius of the designees it is as
if we had ten thousand. All this wisdom
was called forth by seeing a new depar-
ture in the arrangement of the trimming
-II; eiiirfriiiittail
very novel and quite as effective as it 1
had cost $1,000. The dress in question
Is of khaki cloth, and the skirt is =Cie
so that there is a bias" seam down the
front of the skirt, and around the bottom
there is a band of bias khaki, and this is
stitched on by cardinal saddlers' silk in
three lines. Small as ,this is, it really
makes a handsome garniture and a finish
to the skirt. The bodice is a most elab-
orate affair. though it does not look so to
the uninitiated. The back of it is en
one piece, as are so many of the newest
waists, and is smooth across. In front
at the top there are four graduated plaits,
and below them the stuff is drawn so
that it fits without darts. Over this is a
plastron of khaki, and this is arranged
so aato,simulate a vest front, with white
lapels of linen and a .collar ,ef dark
brown linen. The plastron was etitched
in bias lines, and across that there -were
several fabs,_ with mother of pearl but-
tons. There was* a belt crossed at the
waist line, and this; too, had tam, et the
buttons.
" It is not so many years since we had
buttons that were real 'works of art.' The
most "of`them had mother of pearl for a
foundation, and the precious metals were
used to further decorate them. There
were reins -use and repousse „work on
many of the oxidized silver' ODOS, and the
bronze ones were eyarthy a place =none
the arts. Then buttons went where old
faehions go, and we had little bags full
of thelauttens we needed no longer. But
now we can fetch them out, for buttons
are „in, and so are ribbons, as trimming
for dresses, more particularly the light
ones. selany ways are devised foe :their
use, but they are decidedly in again, and
that very suddenly. 'fbe most general
way of using them as yet is to lay the
narrow, feathered edge kind flat along, as 13
though it were but braid. maches of
loops with floating ends are much liked
for setting on sleeves, on waists and also
on skirts where the material or the shape
makes such trimming seem suitable. he
fact is that nothing is as pretty and
graceful as ribbons on a light dress, and
the black yelvet eibbon in narrow widths
is to be more than ever a favorite trim.
ming for all eouts of gowns, from mull
to woolen.e.. Velvet ribbons are, above
all, adapted to a wide variety of geode
and garment,s, and on hats they are sim-
ply beautiful.
Euough about velvet ribbons, and let
nate, us say a -few word, about the lovely new
Caller—I want td see the head of the
family. '
Husband-eYou. can't. It put on its
bonnet awleilnage and went out -De-
troit Free*Pre,es.
Don't Ton Mean Sometimes?
A nean's grumbling is disagreeable,
but there is often a lot of sense mixed
seeketh, truth findeth only up in it.—Atchlacm slobe.
aso e at th-e—ei—a-d'of his jouniey."
Not to be 011t(1one in any ,p'int, I bet ' For Safety.
$10 on my heed and observed: i
"The wicked flee when no man our
sue, and thar IS no rest fur them."
He threw down his keerds, and we
bad another deal. This Bine be won,
bl isioney Week. E'er half an bout we
toyed with each other and made ready
, fur battle, and then the elinaax came.
I saw him slyly snanipulate*three aces,
and that' NVitS a yeiule on his face as he
picked up his keercle., Peovidetice had,
however, given me four queens that I
might champion the cause of integri-
and I was not afraid. He saw me
Red raised, and SAW him and batten*
ed his fleeces, and dear came a minute
when we had our all on the board,
Then tie called, and we showed our
hands, and he was a scooped man,
"Vice may Win a dollar here and
thar," says rim I scoops in the bot,
dress that was made abroad for 'Vries
May Goelet, the "daintiest darling of
Miss)Goelet looks just as bee iove-
ly mother used to look, and her taste in
dress is exquisite. She dresses as be,
comes a girl Of her age, and, though nae
urally her, gowns cost a good dein, as
Must those of auy millionaire, it cloes not
follow that any clever young lady can-
not have exactly Ouch a dress if her
heart says so and she is willing to make
it herself. A picture of the dress is here
to show how it looks. It is of figured
organdie in soft greens and pinks. At
the bottom of the skirt are three tucks,
and above them a simulated overskirt
outlined with two rows of feather edge
ribben in pale pink, and below that is a
handsome arraegement of lace, with a
star of Mee in eaeli of the points. The
waist is a blouse shape, with a yoke
Made of tucked organdie and the same
sebeine of trimming is carried out there
also ---viz, the points arid the lace and
eiblion—and the very long sleeves are
enade in the same style. There is a self
crush belt edged with the ribbon in two
rows. If one of the richest girls in Amer
lea and one of the most tasteful can be
satisfied With a siinnle organdie frock, it
seems to me that all the girls ought to go
n for elegant shnplieity also. But, them
t is not always possible, for those whose
ncomes are limited must make sonie see-
' keep pp
Miss May Gcielet is now at Newport
ie the Most popider 11,0
Bergiar (after having finished his I
job)—No w, I'll Jtist fix the lock of you
door again, so that you maielaels it and
nobody rot) gPi. into yOliir i'0011) a
night.
eteee, not so much because she is so
evealthy, but because she is so sweet and
lovable. Her face is so quaint and deli-
cate, and her pretty little chin is as pink
as a -rose, and this is a beauty that one
doesnot often see. One lady said of her
that she always reminded her of a pink
pimpernel, and that is the most delicate
and modest of cam wild flowers. I al-
ways think of a sweet brier rose, and the
opinion of women abont another woman
is not apt to be FO flattering. So I think
that she may be put in the list of the
girls of whom this country is proud.
The dressing at Newport this season so
„awe „awe adt. leseennemee iwelegiewleensneymneep eci a 1
extravagance, but when the dinners and
balls begin the fine dresses will come out
of these violet powder and paper pack-
ages, and the rich silks and fine and cost-
ly lace and ribbon creations will be seen.
Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt, who is the
sister of Mrs. Ogden Goelet, is promis-
ing her friends that she *will show her
handsome thread lace costume at the first
garden party there, is. This was made in
Brusselaand is real chantilly, in a regm
tar skirt and egarci, wrought by patient
fingers. It Is made up over a satin foun-
dation in a delicate mauve, whieh shines
throughthe lace like silver. The waist
is of satin, with ribbons in small, close
loops at the shoulder and at the waist
line. The front is very slightly pouched,
and the figaro of the lace is worn over
all. The collar is of svhite tulle shirred
over a satin lining, and there are three or
four tiny bunches of loops of narrow
satin ribbon set on -the high collar among
the tulle. The skirt is demitrain, and
there are at least a dozen rows of fine
lace on the inside of the bottom to make
it set mit, .and on the outside there are
two rows of the narrow ribbon gathered
by, the cord at the edge, and these are
of diffeient shades of mauve, one being
almost heliotrope. The darker ofie was
at the bottom. There are two, waists to
this gown, one being low on the neck and
the other high. Both are so arranged
that the figaro is to be worn. `
The knell of the shirt waist has sound-
ed, we are told, but if so there will be,
many of them at the funeral of the oth-
ers. Some of the shirt waist houses are
now making up unnumbered thousands
of them Tor fall, but they have changed
SO from their original plan that they
should be called simply "waists," for the
sairt part is conspicuously absent, and
all the distinguishieg marks of other
waists, such as darts and tight backs, are
there, and the general shape is snug and
tidy instead of being slouchy.
A very handsome and showy tailor
gown was NVOTD at a coaclaing parade the
other day at Newport, and alas! they
thine now they will have no other coach-
ing this season, hecause SelTIO young men
who had devoted their time, intelligence
and energies to that particular Med of
sport have gone abroad. It is said that
there is a inan in London who is going to
drive six horses at once, and, putting two
and two together, it is five to one that
they have gone there to see this for the
sake of the Newport folks, and they do
not lsnow it yet. But when there is no
coaching there are no places to show the
coaching dteeses, and that is one of the
terrible hardships the poor rich people
must beer. But to return to the tailor
gown. It was of a sort of crusbed rasp-
berry shade with a suspicion of coral in
it, and it was made of broadcloth of the
finest and firmeet quality. The eisist was
laid in clusters of folds, and they were
fastened half .Way down, and team there
left loose. 13etween the plaits the smooth
stuff in the skirt was trimmed with a,
neat but not elaborate design in black
soutache braid. There was an arrange-
tuent of the same kind of trimming on
the stylish waist, which was quite novel.
The back wits straight and the front was
exec] in shape of it snug Eton with revere
and a vest effect which was not real.
The principal novelty \YRS in the way the
material was draped across the bust and
fastened in front with a bow of the cloth
braided like the rest. Tlie sleeVes were
tucked at the elbows, arid for the reet of
Ole trimmieg they were braided, With
Ibis a hat goes, and nothing I have seen
this season has pleased me better, it is
of black velvet and has a crown of black
straw in the old bell Rime, and the brita
10 in sitilee ehape. On the Trout of the
a
brim there is posed gold buckle, and Ode
holds a wide donblo3j)ow of black velvet
ribbon an inch anchlidhalf wide. Back of
this there are a ene black aigret end a
ehort, but , rich, Week ostrich plume,
10180:11 vcivre et einge tie und6rthe antit
AILEEN,
2 knew a 'fflaseme iittic girl
,Whose dancing feet are light
thMtle down that bree4ea wldri
To float in so/19)1111e bright—
A little girl with witching eyes
That 1111110 like sunny summer skleo
Upon whose blue no clouds arise
And in teem mischief lies.
A hiiPPY heart that siegiag g9es
To mate with dancing feet,
A guileless heart that only knees
Whaie'er of life that's sweet;
A dainty blossom, pink and white,
CAPHolous as a faj-rY sPrite
That could not live without sunlight
Ancl careless love would blight.
'Tis sad to think that years may fleet
And bving a woman's dower
To still those happy, dancing feet
With sorrows heavy power,
13119 love that watched the blossom rare
Will, surely keel) inc rine fair
And teach the woman'a heart to bear
Whateer may come of care.,
—Mary Devereux in Poston '1'ranserip
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Bravo ane's Thrilling EscapeProm
British ostelees—etosy She Out-
witted Wheat.
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During the Revolutionary war naany
deeds of vAtOr were pereormed by peo-
ple -whose names have never been
heard of by the present generation,
but whose daring acts did much to
.
foster the cause of liberty. The H11-
lards were a well .known family in
the vicinity of Philadelphia, and while
. they had never been discovered in di-
rect communication with the Conti-
nental army it was fairly understood
among the British troops that they
were using their inflaence to aid the
colonists.
"I should like nothin,g better," an
English officer *was saying, "than to
capture one of that family, march him
to beadquarters and make him give an
"Perhaps," a fellow officer returned,
"you would not enjoy the capture of
the young daughter of the househeeni,
who, it is said, is afraid of nothing
this side of the sea. It is said that she
is one of the most expert horsewomen
Iii the colonies and is out scouring the
country over at daybreak and does not
return till dark."
"It is neither prudent nor womanly,"
replied another,- "and if I can once get
sight of her give the damsel such
a scare that she'll be glad to stay at
home with her spinning."
Jane Hillard, a beautiful girl of 15,
was standing at her horse's side, pat-
ting its glossy neck, while her mother
was saying: _
----4--4-.4ii'a-0ileatletieteitought of your going
so far from home aloue when the coun-
try round Is infested with British sol-
diers."
"Why, mother," laughed the girl as
she speang into the saddle, "I know
every inch of the ground as well as I
know our own clooryard. And what
can happen to me? There is no horse
so fleet as mine, and I promise to take
good care of myself." And, giving the
mare a touch witb her whip, she went
flying down the driveway toward the
public road.
Jane rode along the smooth highway,
every now and then looking over her
shoulder to see whether any bad no-
ticed her during her swift trip. And
at last, when she came to a large
clump of elder bushes, she reined in
the mare, raised herself in the saddle
and gazed in all directions. Seeing no
one, she gave 'three sbort whistles,
which were at once answered. She
then started the horse and in a moment
had reached a thick underbrush a few
rods off the public, road. A young
man came forwardgraised his cap re-
spectfully and said:
"Good day, Mistress Hillard. You
are prompt in keeping an appoint-
ment."
"Good day, sir," she answered quick-
ly. "I ani glad I have not kept you
waiting, though," she added, "I came
near not being here at all, This day
of all others my mother objected to
my riding,. The country is filled with
soldiers, and she was afraid harm
might come to me."
' "Does she know of this meeting?"
the man asked quickly.
"No one knows of it," the girl re-
plied, "and I am sure I have not been
noticed on my way here."
"That is wel)," ber companion an-
swered. "I am trusting you with a
most important message which must
be in the bands of General Washington
within 12 hours. If it is discovered; it
means death to me and confueion to
our troops. You are in great danger
carrying it." And be hesitated a mo-
ment before placing in her heads,
whicb were outstretched eagerly, a
neatly corded packet. "But I see no
other way," he added, and, handing it
to the girl, he was soon out of eight.
Tana placed the precious message
Within her riding cap and, had gone
but a short distance when, on looting
over her shoulder, great was her con-
seernalion to diecover in the distance
a patty of English offices's.
Jane Hillard was a brave girl, but
her heart sank ae she thought of the
important letter Intrusted to her, all
that it meant to the Continental army
if it were discovered'and what Would
be her probable fate if she 'Were made
it prisoner of war She put the ,spure
to her 'horse, and then began a ride
which eves an important one for the
cause of liberty. On they went, the
girl urging the mare over the uneven
road, well Isnotving that one Missten
Meant certain captnre and probable
deatlewhile the redcoats followed with
wonderful speed. ,
"We are gaining!" erie.d one. "I'll
wager that at the next turn of the road
we shall catch her."
The Men feirly flew ever the road to
the point beyond the bend Where they
eXpe.eted to captare Mieteese Hillard,
y.reat was their surprise to diecov.
er t, elm Was not only hayoud their
retie,. hilt that she bad eornpletelY dis
appeavett! The men who bad regarded
the retce as eimply a joke to .frighten
the girl neW -Vowed to And leer and
take lier before the connxiandant.
"We'll ride right to her father's door,
and the one who finds her aaO brings
her before the officer of the day shall
receive a liberal reward."
Jane Hillard fipoke truly when she
said she knew the ecriantry around, and
when she save that the British wereln
pursuit of her she decided on a des-
perate more, At a point Iddslen from
the highway she vaulted her horse over
the hedge, turned down the edge of it
creek, and by the time Ler disappear.
ance was discovered she was carefully,
skirting her *MU throngh hee, father'
orchard. In a few moments she wale
galloping over the grass at the edge of
the driveway and soon arrived at Viet
Hillard homestead.
No oue was in sight, and the girl
hastily Sprang from the saddle, opened
the door and, leading hr horse into
the kitchen,secirely fastened the great
bar across, the entrance. With great
caution she led the mare through the
liying room, down the wide ball and
'tie length of the state parlor into a
little bedroom. She closed every door
behind Per, and ashen she took the
horse into tbe sleeping, room she quite
filled the space betwee-n the enormous
bed and the old fashioned, dimity
draped dressing table.
"There!" eho whispered, unfastening
the saddle girth. "Tile redcoats won't
get us this time, my girl."
In the meantime the officers rode up
the lane to the Hillard mansion, care-
fully looking for tracks in the dust,
and one man knocked at the kitchen
door so loudly with his riding whip
that eIrs. Hillard hastily answered the
summons, corning out of the cellar,
where she had been assisting the maide
in skimming the cream.
"We are looking," said the man, "for
a maiden who rides about the country
on a bay mare. She is, I believe, your
daughter, madam."
"My daughter!" stammered
her?"„."What can you possibly want al
h
"We believe,” went on the officer,
"that she is carrYing treasonable rues.
sages to the Continental army."
"Why, sirs," cried the mother, "yet
are greatly mistaken. Jane is but a
child, and she knows no more of the
Ways of war than yonder lamb."
"Know you where she is at present?"
one of them asked.
"She left the house an hour ago,"
was the reply, "and I expect her home
at any moment."
"Well, madam," said the first speak-
er, ."If you evill assure nee that she is
n lof and promise me
ama _ the'...";.'""11"alei•eavernal
she holds no communieatiee witeei'llie
Continentals, we will bid you good
afternoon."
"I will also promise you," returned
HITS. Hillard, "that hereafter she shall
do her riding on her own estate, and I
pledge you my honor that she has not
nor shall she bold any communication
with the Continental army."
There was great consternation in the
household when Jane led her horse
from out the best bedroom and told
the story of her flight and -her manner
of escape.
Late that night, when all the house-
hold was asleep, a little figure stole out
and in a few seconds placed itt the
hand § of the waiting messenger a
packet, which was in the possession
of General Washington before dawu.
Arid that day the Continental army
gained a great victory.
Several months afterward Genera)
Washington took diuuer the Hil-
lard family, making the journey out of
Philadelphia to personally thank the
young girl who had risked so much
for the cause so dear to her heart, her
astonished family then hearing of it
for the first time. The conamander In
chief of the army also wrote Jane Hil-
lard a letter, which he signed, "Your
faithful friend, G. Washington."
The Hillard mansion is yet standing,
and in the hest bedroom and On the
threshold of the state parlor are still
to be seen the hoof marks of the faith-
ful h,oree that carried the messenger
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the cause of liberty. ----Troy Northern
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Ca -right a Tartar.
The burglar had entered the house
as quietly as possible, but his shoes
Were not padded, and they made some
noise.
He had just reacieed the door of the
bedroom when be heard some one mov-
ing in the bed as if about to get up,
and he paosed.
The sound of a woman's voice floated
to his etas.
"If you don't take off your boots
When you come 1.1.0 this bouee," it
said, "there's going' to be trouble, and
a whole lot of It. Here It's been rain,
ing for three homes, and you dare to
tramp over my carpets with your mucl
dy boots on. Go down stairs and take
tbein Off this minute!"
He went do-wri stairs without a worm
but fie.dieledt take oft hi8 boots. rn•
stead he \relit straight out into leis
night again, and the "pal" who lam
Waiting for him Saw a tear glleten le
hie eye.
"I can't rob that house," he said. "11
reminds me of home."
The Native illarneY,
Speaking of the soft answer which
ttUalS away wrath, CM NInScotal8 Rec.
ol'd notes tbet a little Iri8b boy in the
local school was l'ecently improved by
his teacher for sense misdoing. "I save
your,3,es rr," roplied y,
the " Lsittii i;t1 ‘9.0:11 teal ltse atelllieelene
there ain't nitich yeti cloiet see wit)
them mute, Week eyes of yetim."
ielettivele at the Faetm.
He—How I envy that Man who'eust
salig the solo!
She --Why, I tilotight he had an ex -
°optionally poor Voice!
it isn't Me eolee 1 Mete; it's
his rervel—Chicage NeWs.