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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1900-7-19, Page 7liiSSI01\ OF DORCAS. Lessons Drawn From the Story of Her Life. ALLEVIATING HUMAN DISTRESS, Heiptial. *arthi tr;o, ,tkos.e D'evaged, Di Werici et Deseviiienee-',A nice R' - ward asseeed pos.. Them at he ii.s4 . ''i".heo 016 *Illftry• X:t1 W011:. Washington, ' July 15,—Dr. Tal- mage,. who is:, still ,traveling in north- ern .Europe, . has forwarded the . fol- lowing report of a. sermon in . Which he utters helpful words to . all who -nee • - migaged' in alleviating human distresses .and show's. how such Work .will becrowned at the.. last; text, • .Acts . ix, 39, "And all the widows stoocl'hy him:.weeping and showing 'hint thecoats and garments .whieh Dorcas made while she was with ,them.'' . ' .. ' •• •• . Joppa is a most absorbing city .of the Orient, • Into , her .harbor once floatedthe rafts.. of Lebanon . cedar from which. the temples. of Jerusalem • 'were sbeilts• Solomon's 'oxen drawing .the logs through the town.. ' Here NaPoleon. had 500 prisoner* mass- acred. One. of the. Most .magnificent charities Of the centuries :was starts, ed in this seaport by Dorcas, a .woe :than with her needle etabroidering her imam ineffaceably into the benee ficience. of the world. .T see .her sit - tines in yonder home: In the :door- -Way and around about the building, and in the .reoM. where She sits are the pale faces of the poor. She lis- tens to their plaint, she pities their woe, she makes garments for them, she adhiets" the manufactured ar- ticles to suit the bentform of this invalid woman and to the cripple that comes crawling on his hands and lames. She gives a coat to this one, she gives sandals to that, one. , With ,the gifts she mingles prayers and tears and Christian encourage- ment. Then she goes out to be greeted on the street corners by those whom she has blessed, and all through the street the cry is heard, "Dorcas is coming!" The sick look up gratefully . into her face as she puts her hand On the burning brow; and the lost and the abandoned start up with hope as they hear her gen- tle voice, as though an angel had addressed them,. and as she: goes out the. larieeyes half put out with sin think they see a halo of light about her brow and a trail of glory in her pathway. • That night a half -paid shipwright climbs the hill and reach- es home and Sees his little boy well clad and says, "Where did these clothes come from?" And they tell , hies, 'Dorcas has been here." In an- other place a woman is trimming a , lamp. Dorcas bought the: oil. In another place 'a faintly that ha,d'not been at table for many weeks are. . gathered now,. for Dorcas has . brought bread. But there is a sudden pause in that e, woman's ,ministry.. . They . say: , 'Where is Dorcas? Why, we haven't seen her for many a •day. Where is , Dorcas?" ,And one of these poor peo- Ple goes up and knocks at the door and finds the mystery solved. All through the haunts of wretchedness the news comes, "Dorcas is sick!" No bulletin flashing from the palace gate telling the stages of a king's disease is 21101'0 anxiously waited for than the news from this benefactress. Alas, for Joppa there is wailing, wailing! That .voice which has ht- etered- so many cheerful words , is hushed; that hand which :has made , so many garments forthe poor is cold and still; the star which had poured lightinto the midnight ,of wretchedness is (limited by the blind- ing mists that go: up from the river Of. death. In every forsaken place in that totwra, whereverathere is a Sick child. and no; balm; 'wherever there . hunger and. no bread, wherever there is guilt and no. ' commisseration; „wherever there is a broken hearts and no comfort, there are despairing looks and streaming - eyes and frantic, gesticulations as they cry, "Dorcas is dead!'''. They send fOr, the apostle •Peter,• . who ,happens to :be in the -suburbs of: the place; 'stopping with .a tanner Of ...the name of 'Simon .Peter.: urges his Way through the crowd around the .door and stands inthe presence of the. dead. :1Vhdt demonstration . of • grief all about ;him! Here, stand some of . the • Poor Peoples: Who show the garments which this poor woe man ..had made for them. Their grief .cannot be appeased. The apos- tle Peter 'wants.' to perform a mire ..* axle. He will not do it, .amid : .the • ', excited crowd, -so 'he orders that .the . whole room be Cleared,. ''The door is shut against the populace: • The i that 7011 attend to the fh.st,, last and grenteSt cluitsy of yen' seeking for Clod and being at peaee with him, . 'Further, WO 500 Dorcas the bone- feetress. History has told the story of the crown; epic poet has sung of the sword; the pastoral poet, with his yerses full of the redolence of clover tops and a rustle with a silk Of the corn, has sung the 'praises of the plow. tell yon. the praises of the needle. From the fig leaf rope prepared in the garden of Eden to the last stitch taken on the garment for the poor the needle has wrought wonders of kindness, generosdty and benefe,ction. It adorned the girdle of the high priest, it fashioeedthe, curtains in the ancient tabernatle,'11 cushioned the chariots of King Solo - Mon, it ' provided the robes of Queen Elizabeth ; apd in high placesahdin low places, by the Bre of the pion- eer's back -log and under the fineb of .the chandelier; everywhere, it has clothed nakedness, it has preached., the gospel, it has overcome hosts of penury ancl want with the warcry01 ''Stitch, stitch, ,stitch!'The oper- atives have found a livelihood by it. and through it the mansions of the employer are stinstructed., Amid the greatest ' triumphs in an ages and lands, I set down' the con - (theses of the needle. I admit its crimes; I admit it's cruelties. It has had more martyrs than the fire; it has punctured the eye; it has pierced the side; it has struck weakness into the lungs; it has sent madness, in to the brain; it has filled the, potter's field it has pitched whole armies of the suffering- into crime tind wretch- edness and woe. But now., that I an talking of Dorcas and her ministries to the poor, I shall speak only of the charities of the needle., Th is woman was a representative of all those who make gasp:mats, for the destitute, svho knit socks for the bare-footed, who prepare bandages for the lacerated, who fix up boxes of clothing for nds- sionaries, who go info the asylums of the suffering and destitute, bear- ing that gospel which is Sight 'for the blind and hearing for the deaf, and svhich makes the lame man leap like a hart and brings the 'dead to life, immortal health bounding in their pulses. What a contrast between the practical benevolence of thie woman and a great deal of the eharity of this clay! This woman did. not spead her time idly plahning., how the poor of the city of Joppa was to be re- lieved; she took her needle and, re- lieved them. She was not like those persons who sympathize with iniapan- ary sorrows, and go out in the street and laugh at the boy who has upset his basket of cold victuals, or like. that charity which makes as. rousing speech on the benevolent platform and goes out to kick the beggar from the step, crying, "Hush your miser- able howling!" Sufferers of the world wa,nt not so much theory as practice; ,not so much tears as dollars; not so much kind wishes as IC,aves of bread; not so much smiles as shoes:- not so much "God bless yous!" as jackets and frocks. I will put oue earnest Christian man; hard working, against five thousand mere theorists on the subject of charity. There are a great many :Who have fine ideas aboot chuhch architecture who never in their life helped to build a church. There are men who can give You the his- tory of Buddhism and. M.ohammedan- ism who /lever sent a farthing for evangelization. . There are women who talk beautifully about the, suf- fering of the world, who never be d the courage, like Dorcas, to take the needle and assault it. I am glad that there is not, a page of the world's history which is not a record of female , benevolence. God says to all lands and people, Come now and hear the widow's mite 'rat- tle down into the poor box. The Princess of Conti sold all her jewels that she might .help the famine stricken. Queen Blanche, the wife of Louis VIII of France, hearing that there were some persons unjustly in- carcerated in the prisons, went out amid the rabble and took a, stick and struck the door as a signal that they raig•ht'. all strike it, and down went the prison door, and out eame the prisoners. Queen Maud, the wife 'of Henry I, Went down amid the poor and washed their sores and adminis- tered to them cordials. Mrs.. lietson, at Matagorda, appeared on the, bat- tlefield while the missiles of death were flying around and cared' for the Wounded. Is there a man or woman -who has ever heard of the civil war in America who has not heard of the women of the sanitary and Christian commissions or the fact ihat before the sinoke had ,gone up from Gettys- burg and South Mountain the svonu* of the north met the women of the south on thebattlefield, forgetting all their animosities while they bound up the wounded and closed the eyes, tolfestshe slain? Dorcas, the benefac- r come now to speak of Dorcas, the amehtecl. When death struck down hat good woman oh how much sor- •ow,there was in the town of Joppa! suppose, these were women there with. larger fortunes, women, per- haps, with handsomer faces,' but there was no grief at their, departure like this at the death of Dorcas. There was not ,more turmoil and uTiturni ng in the Mediterranean sea, clashing against the wharfs al 'that mt.-port, than there were surgings to andfro of, grief because • Dorcas was dead. There .are a great many who go out of life and are umnissed. '1here may be a very large funeral, there inay be' a great many carriages and a plum- ed -hearse, there may be high sk)und-' ing eulogiums, the bell may toll at the cemetery gate, there may be' a very flud marble, shaft reared over the resting place, but the yd.) °le' thing may be a, falsehohd and a aham. The church of God. has , lost nothing, the world 'hasnothing. It is only Msisance abated.. It is only 'a, grum- bler ceasing to find fault. :1-t is c-eily an Idler stopped yawning. It is only a,' dissipaCed fashionable por Led from the wine cellar', while cm the ,other hand 0.0 ueeful Christian leaves this NVorld -w.i (lout belt) g ,The church of God cries out like the prophet, Ili' .tree, for the eeder hes fellenl" Widowlmod eowes rid eh owe the garments width the denerted had thadc. Otphans are lifted up to look into tho sal -in face of the Sleisplog benefactress. Reclailn- d gagregtcy comps; and Iiisses thef 1 1 apostle stands now with the 'dead. Oh, it is a serious moment, you, know, when yet are alone with .a lifeless body! The apostle gets , down on his knees and prays, and then he comes to the lifelesit form of this one already for the sepulcher, ancl in the strength, of him as -ho is ithe resurrection he cries, "Tabitha.; arise!" There is a stir in the fcrung talus of life; the heart flutters; the 'nerves thrill; the cheek flushes; the , aye opens; she sits up! We see in ,this subject Dorcas the disciple,. 'Dorcas the benefactress, Dorcas the lamented, ,Dorcas the re- surrected:. If I had not seen that worci dis- ciple in my text, I. Would lease known this Woman was a Christian, Slieh music, as that neves came from a heart, which is not chortled and strung by • divine grace, Before, I show you the, needle work of this woman I want to sinew you her re- generated heart, the souree of a -pure life and ef ell Christien cherities; wish that the w 1 ves ' and'o daughters tted sistsrs of all the rth Would imitate Dorcas le her dissiT',I.c- ,ship.,. Before yoti ceds,s the thresig old of the hosp itt I he 10 0, yett enter upon the Jesup te, tsiels "; 01 ;to-nlorra\v T C110 yon in the nee, Of God and by tho tuiensh ees *tilt of the judgment Caty, 0 socamen e cold brew or her who charmed it away freng sin, and all through the streets of Joplia there 1 no:nulling— wouriiing because Dorcas is dead.When 3osephine of Viand° \sole carried out, to her grave, these were a great many men and vomen of oonip and pride and position that went out af- ter her, but 1 am most affected by the story of history that on that day there were ten thousand of the poor of France who followed her coffin, 'Weeping and wailing until the air rang again, because when they. 'lost Xosephine, they lost their last earthly friend, Qh, who would not rather have sucll ob,sequies than all the tears that weeeever poured ip he lachry- mals that !wee been exhumed from ancient cities? There, may be 00 mass for thc dead; there may be na costly sareophagus; there may be no elaborate mausoleum, but in the damp cellars of the city and through the lonely huts of the mountain glen there svill be mourning, Inourning a, mourhing, because Dorcas is dead. "Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord; they rest from their labors, and their works do follow them." I speak to you of Dorcas the resur- rected. The apostle came to where she was and said, "Arise, and she sat up!'' In what a short compass the great writer put that ''She sat up!" What a time there must have been around that town when the apostle brought her out among her old friends! .1. -low the tears 01 joy must have started! What a clapping of hands there must have been! What singing! What laughter! Sound it all through that lane! ;4hout it down that dark alley! Let all Jop- pa hear it! Dorcas is resurrected! You and I have seen the same thing many a time; not a dead body re- suscitated, but the deceased coming up again after death in the good ac- complished. If a man labors up to 50 years of age, serving sloth and then dies we are apt to think that his earthly work is done. No. His influence on earth will continue till the world ceases. ' Service rendered for Christ never stops. A Christian woman toils for the upbuilding of a church throngh many anxietiee, through many self -denials with pray- ers and tears, and then_ she dies. It is 15 years since she went away. Now the spirit of God descends .upon that church, hundreds of souls stand up and confess the faith of Christ. Has that Christian woman, who went away 15 years ago, nothing to do With these things'? I see the flowering out of her noble heart. I hear the echo of her footsteps in all the songs over sins forgiven, in ail the prosperity of the churchi The good that seemed to be buried has come up again. Dorcas is resurrect- ed! After awhile all these womanly friends of Christ will put down their needle forever. After making gar- ments for others, some ()lie will make a garment Inc them; the last robe we eve i• wear—the robe for the grave. You will have heard the last cry of pain. You will have witnessed the last orphanage. You will have come In worn out from your last round of mercy. 1 do not know where you will sleep, nor what your epitaph will be, but there will be a lamp burning at that tomb, and an angel of God guarding it, and through all the long night no rude foot will disturb the dust. Sleep on, sleep on! sat bed, pleasant shadows, undisturbed re- pose! Sleep on! Asleep in Jesus! Blessed sleep From which none ever wake to weep! Then one day there will be a sky rendering and a whir of wheels and the flash of a pageant, armies welch- ing, chains clanking, banners -wav- ing, thunders booming, and that Christian woman will rise from the dust, and she will be suddenly sur- rounded—surrounded by the wander- ers of the street whom she reclaihied, surrounded by the wounded seals to whom she had administered. Daught- er of God, so strangely surrounded, what means this'? If means that re- ward has come, that the vieto.y i won, that the crown is ready, that the banquet is spread. s>hout it through all the crumbling earth. Sing it throtish all the Eying heatens. Dorcas is resurrected! In 1355, when some of tlie soldiers came back from. the Crimean war to London, the Queen of England dis- tributed among them beautiful medals called Crimean. medals. Galleries were erected for the two houses of Parlia- ment and the royal family to sit in. There was a great audience to witness the distribution of the medals. A colonel who had•lost both feet in the battle of Inkermann was pulled in on a wheel chair; others came in limp- ing on' their crutches. Then the Queen of England arose before 'them in the name of her government and uttered words of commendation to the officers and men and distributed those medals, ins'cribed with the four great battlefields—Alma, Balaklava, Inkermann and Sebastopol. As the Queen gave these to the 'wounded men and the wounded officers the bands of music struck up the nation- al ail., and the people, svith stream- T ing :eyes, joined in the song: Cocl save oer gracious Queen! Long live our noble Queen! God save the Queen! And then they shouted, "Huzza, huz- za,1" Oh, it was a proud day for those returned warriors! But a brighter, better acid gladder day will come 'when Christ shall gather those Who have toiled in his service, good soldiers of Jesus, Christ. 'Ile shall rise before them, and in the presence of all the glorified of heaven he will say, "Well clone, good and faithful servant," and then he will distribute the medals of eternal victory, not in- scribed with works of i•ighteousness which we have cloise,-.1)ut with those four great; battlefields dear to earth and dear to liectven—Bethlelieni, Na- zareth, Cletheeruane, Calvary! Arh Alike. De Caverly--I'rodigal sons all iap- pear to have ona trait n common. Van ClOve—What'S that*? De Caverly—They like fatted calves. nose veegeentie. heard aboht the elopement. Ilo s her zn o ther rorgi:von them'? not. I understarid he has goat: to live with thena, heteeeseeesseeseeeessee'eseeetee'"eteete seesseseesseseeseeeaseases.essesee.e.asse.asas. ECLECTIC FASHIONS. fiedivIdetall erteste Is the /Present Ital. Ing Influence. Pashielt has :lever been so eclectic as et present. Anything which is becom- ing and chic is permissible. Alany women design their own costumes and hats, using the prevailing mode only as en inspiration, not as a model. Hats both large and email are worn—turbans, toques and tiny headdresses Which are hardly more than a bow of ribbon arid a ohou of tulle. Whatever best suits the individual Is correct. Narrow, high crowns are the newest. Th.ere are also large, bulging crowns, ,ERIDAL GOWN. but these were first seen a year ago and so lack novelty, although they are pic- turesque for country, shade hats. Among new trimmings for millinery ere ostrich plumes which are double, the midribs being fastened together so that one plume forms a siert of lining for the other. The cut shows a bridal gown of ivory satin. It is made on a princess founda- tion of ivory taffeta and is laid in length- wise plaits, which follow the lines of the figure in the bodice and on the hips, but below that are allowed to fall free. In front there is a yoke of guipure de venise, which is coutinued down the front to form a plastron and tablier. The plain sleeves have a plaited cap, and the top of the bodice is trimmed with little ruches of white mousseline de sole, which are carried around the base of the sleeve cap. The collar is covered with ihe same kind of little ruches. A bou- quet of orange blossoms is placed at the left side of the bodice. • JUDIC CIIOLLET. SUMMER WRAPS. Pretty Caves and Scarfs For Warm 'Weather. One of the prettiest of light wraps is a mantle of changeable plaited taffeta trim- med with pinked ruffles and old fashioned blond lace. It has long ends in front. Many little capuchon pelerines are seen, the ornamentation of which varies great- ly. Deep applications of guipure, open embroidery and long fringes, ruffles of lace and, mousseline de soie, floating scarfs and fluttering ribbons are all em- ployed, and every device of daintiness is used. These little wraps are extremely Pleasing, as they do not conceal the waist, simply covering the shoulders and top of the arms. Another summer accessory is the short triple cape. The Josephine scarf is a tiovelty, and there are all sorts a bone NEW CAPE. and neck ruches of mousseline de sole mixed with loops of nareolv satin or vel- vet ribbon. nese boas are often of light or bright colors. An illustration is given which shows one of the neweet models of thin Wrape. It is a cape of black spangled tulle with applications of foliage hi pearly spangles. The lower edge of the, cape is cut in large points, which fall over a deep flonnee of aecerdion plaited molisseline de sole, hise tinted end berdered with a melte of the sathe materiel. The yoke and high collar are of finely puffed bise mousseline de sole. Around the shoulders is a scare of mousseline de sole, secured at the back by a pearl buckle and falling, With th i in f 1 oneends ron . „.. STORIES OF WEBSTER ----- ODD ADVICE THAT MADE A YOUNG LAVaYER FAMOUS. .#1. quaint Incident 'I'hat Illutetrates Hort, Broad 1,Vats e Great States. snares Sense of Humor and Raw ileekH less e Was With His isIoneee It was one or the noblest traits of Dan- iel Webster's eharaeter that he never treated' the men wlio woelsed for him as menials. For Poeter Wright lie always enteetaihed the highest- regale', and Whight was 0constant companion in limitingfirs and fishing excursions. Proba- bly no other man was better acquainted with the ihner life of' Webster, with his hehifst customs and disposition, than Mr. Wright. From him I learned more of Webster's home life and of his character as a man than from all the histories and biographies that have ever been written. He assured me that a man of more sim- ple habits never lived. For style he cared absolutely nothing. In his dress about home he could not be distinguished from any of his farmer or fisherraen neighbors. Rarely did he wear a collar. An old slouch hat covered his head, and his trousers were always tucked inside of his boots. It was only when he removed his hat, showing the massive proportions of his brain, that you realized that you were standing in the presence ot a mighty genius. When Thorwaldsen, the great Danish sculptor, saw his btist in the studio of Powers at Rome he exclaimed, "Ah, a new design of Jupiter, I see!" Ho could hardly be persuaded that it was the actual head of a living American. Every man, woman and child in the neighborhood had a full run of Webster's house from cellar to garret. Whenever O rnan came in the first thing he did was to open the sideboard, take down the old decanter and pour out a glass of brandy. If the visitor drank, he was doubly wel- come. If he refused, it immediately low- ered him in Webster's estimation. Of children he was particularly fond. Strange children would nestle in his arms as readily as those who were fa- miliar with his features. Mr. Wright said: "No human being could induce him to say a word about politics here. It was a tabooed subject. If any one mentioned pcfflties, his brow darkened in an in- stant." Farming, fishing, horses, cattle, pigs and hens—these were his favorite themes. He knew every one of his cattle by nanie as well as he knew the names of his brother senators. Of his garden he was very proud, and here he would spend a portion of each day pulling weeds and hoeing vegetables. A young lawyer of the village once came and asked him what he had better study to build himself up in his profes- sion. "`Turnip seeds," was the laconic reply. The disciple of Blackstone followed his advice. He studied up everything that bore upon the subject of turnips until he became a master of the principles of that vegetqle. A year or two afterward a neighboring Punnet. originated a new turnip, from the sale of whose seed he expected to make a fortune. Another neighbor began to raise and sell the same seed, and a lawsuit resulted. The origi- nator of the seed came to ietain Webster to prosecute the case. Webster replied: ans not as well booked up on turnips as I ought to be, but there is a young fellow over at the. village who knows all about them. Go and get hins. He edll win your case." The farmer posted off and engaged the other man. When the trial came off, the lawyer astonished judge, jury and audi- ence by his profound learning on the sub- ject of turnips. The case was triumphant- ly won, and the young lawyer started on the road to fame and fortune. Webster's sense of humor was infinite. On one occasion a man presented a bill to him for payment. "Why," said Webster, "I have paid that bill before." The neighbor assured him that he was mistaken. "All right, then. Call again In the morning, and I will settle with you." As soon as the man ems gone Webster called his son, Fletcher, and told him to look over his papers and see if he could not fiud a receipted bill. To the surprise of both 'two receipted bills were found, showing that the bill had been paid twice. Webster put the receipts in his pocket and said nothing. In the morning the neighbor returned for the money. Webster took his seat un- der the old elm and ordered Wright to bring out the decanter. Filling the glass to the brim, he handed it to the man aud told hins to drink. Webster then began: "air. Blank, do you keep books?" The mau assured him that he did not. "Then I would advise you to do so," said Webster, aud, pulling oue of the re- ceipts from his pocket. handed it to him. Tri ...11M01••••••••••01111.1111••••••••=1. niphs The man weis soverial a -kb confusion while l'Venssei. ('0010)'!:"Anil kviiHt, yen me iihoot it you had better go t a booklossea who uoderstands n double etry," et saith; Lime heeding nnn Liaor ree 0111)1 leu' "N'ow," said NV ebster, "1 am going le pay this bill just onee more, but 1 nssure O11 upon my WOrti of honor that 1 will not pay it the fourth time," The one great pastime that Webster enjoyed in elarshfield was fishing. For hour's( wopld wander 090. a nd down the etreame and across the IneadoWs. As a tale, however, he enjoyed: "fisherinan'S fuck." "ft W118 rarely that he caught a fish, unless by its own careleseness it be - dame entangled on the hoofs and douldn't ,eectipe. The fish Would nibble all the liait'frorn the book withOut his ever pull - Mg the line fienn the water. a • When a little wv ahead or behind, be was always muttering to himself, and ninny ef his grandest speeches were com- posed while on these excursions. On his return he would always throw himsele under the old elm tree in the dooryard and, enjoy a shnrt Win while reetiee from - his fatigue. TURKISH BOYS AT SCHOOL Tricks They Play Ution liodl'C' Some Astonirilllpg Things Taught. The beginning of a Mohammedan boy's school life is always made an occasioe Lor a festiyal. ft °emirs on his seventh birthday. The entire school goes to the IICW scholar's home, leading a richly ca- parisoned and flosver bedecked donkey. The new pupil is placed on this little beast, and, with the hodja, or teaclame. leading, the children 'form a double file - and escort him to the schoolhouse, sing- ing joyous songs. To a stranger the common Turkish, school presents a singular scene. The pupils are seated cross legged on the bare marble pavement in the porch of the mosque, forming,a semicircle about the hodja, who is, as a rule, an old, fat man. He holds in his hand a stiek long enough to reach every student. By means of this rod he is enabled not only to pre- serve order',aniong the mischievous, but to urge on the boy whose recitation is not satisfactory. But, as a rule, bodies are lazy and often fall asleep. Then it is that the pupils enjoy what the American boy would style a "picnic." A trick they specially like to play on their sleeping teacher is to anoidt his hair and long gray beard with wax, which is, of course, -very difficult to be rid of. You may be sure when the hodja. wakes he makes good use of his lengthy weapon. Some of the answers these little Turlss receive to their questions would make an Anaerican child open his eyes in amaze - merit. A half grown boy, in the presence of a missionary, who tells the story, ask- ed the hodja: "What makes it rain?" "Up in the clouds," answered this wise teacher, "our prophet, Afoharnmed, and the one who belongs to Christians went Into business together. the profits to be divided. One night 'Mohammed stole all the profits and ran away. In the morn- ing, when the Christian God discovered his loss, he pursned Mohammed in his golden chariot, the rumbling of whose wheels makes the thunder. The light- ning is the bullets of fire whieh the God shot after his fleeing partner. Moham- med, finding he could not escape in mid- air, plunged into the sea; the Christian God followed him, and the shock splash- ed the water out and it fell to the earth in rain." And the young Turks, believing the teachings" of their hodja, grow up with- out further investigating the causes of rain, the true source of which is taught an American child in the kindergarten,— Boston Herald. Why He Didn't Call. A gay and festive youth who is em- ployed as a clerk in the Pennsylvania railroad office had occasion to go down to Wilmington, Del., one evening, and svhile there he met a girl who impressed him as being worthy 02 cultivation. He asked if he might call and was assured that he would be welcome. "I live in New Castle," she said. "But where is New Castle?" he in- sisted. "Oh, anybody can direct you," she re- plied. "We Hee, in a great big stone house, the largest house in the town." He was forced to be satisfied with that. On Sunday he took run down to New Castle, and when he inquired where the young woman lived the big jail was pointed out to him. "That's where she lives," said one of the town boys. "Her father's one of the jailers." The young man took the next train back. --Philadel- phia Record. Blinks—Just heard of the stingiest man in town---Illakee his yvhole family use the sanio porous plaster. Jinks — That's nothing,. Squeezem, DCVOS'S the way, has taught' his girls to write a small hand to save ink. ver the Most Obstnate Diseases That Torture Hurstarg Find -- Remedies That Bring Hea!th and Happiness to Cana.- dian Homes. The marvellous successes of Dr. Chase's great family t•ens.edies prove to all the world that no diseases is too se- vere or of too long standing to yield to these great prescriptions. 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