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Exeter Advocate, 1900-7-12, Page 30,!105,KTtassret,symeiticsnwoes.......M.O.,asrugmawax.matamoolar—x,......mx. net**.avenv....vonaalerxrar*Mammr.a.e.romonenoesaumnrgoo.Upe.ar.ssarn. 00.0,0,)00,00,0<>00,00.0.0000,04>o<“..4),,*0*00<>o<>00.0,),..),G000(x.> B(AFTS" CHINA se o 0 0 0 O 0 0 0 ee 10 0 ^0 ,:. 0 4) 0 J Sl'artlf(175 fec:t of Artificial 000 0. ,› '-, ete ' U.S,fhtijill/51; 'Upon): the urpan 0 o .0 0 Body.0.. 0 o 0 ececnacaGoOod>o<>00.0oneoci<>00- 0000c-eaegete<eoPoqeee>ciee,0000-000C40 , Projecting. from the itop of the:ma- ' eltine'is, a'thin beans rod,. and on ,the end Of tile rod 'is a' little brase' Inta 'brelleed• The umbrella hangs directly Deer the girinalicad. She has loosened her hair, and it falls slowly over her neck and shoulders in a thick:yeave. PresentlYr all% is treadY, - the proper switches are Virile& on, and we wait for the:thunderbolt. , , , . i "Etas something gone wrong?'i, .9. " feel•nothing,•'-sa ys .tlie 'girl': "Oh, defter . 811e oriole" in the next breath. "My, hair! My hair! What is it?" , An intense sizzling sound as of fae frying :is heard. The girl presses her hands to her temples:- - t I .Her hair is 'rising.- ' ' dn. all aides. of her -bead thei long strands seein 'sfiddenly to beca.niq en- dowed with individual life. One 'by• `• ' One :theYer*inli heele' into the air until. the whole mane stands straight, up, waving trk-and fro under the inflame° of the stoic breeze like graiu egi a wind swept Feld. • ' -, -., \61-1i,f‘k.N1TNOF D ATH. A PailiterlEalle Frelit a Steeple 1)u- ing a. Iteartiferau Misers. I '' ' . el, ' . 't ' ' I t. 3V.1.111e1,,t e pries seweretc mu ing, a re - quiet') Mass in St. Patrick's chinch at .. Lowell, Mass., Thomas 'McDermott of Pawtucket, R. la fell from the steeple above, a distance of 170 feet, and met death upon a picket fence. ' , ' , St. Patrick's steeple is 220 feet high and has a gilled cross at the to. Workmen have been making repairs upon it nedently, anna local newspaper man bib/fined to the' dizzy, height and- wroteea storythat attiacted censidera- ble attention., , ... , , • Th gaia`the i6p of the steeple et is t neceseary,tie Clineb te. the top of the,bel- •*' r tr5; clittin,iivetd.ilie •chluieS and then, iir. weinam„, es. jsjng. reeentiye ex- Piained to tiie Noir Woeld hatinhe came, to iliseaVei•ithatelebtrie currents tere enpable of dveloping the,strengtle of,musclee. „ . "Soine Menthe ago, after having treated d•cas'a of left handed' heiniplea Ma forte. number of- montbs,", said he, 'I was surprreed te finds that, the left dicle measured more than the right and ttliat On an 'aelimi test of -strength' the Let eide was as strong as ehe.right,ala ileough the man was right lumped and lerevioue to his hemipiegic attack said 11e was much stronger in his right than NeIttenn • his left' hand.: The fact that h• aVeas, 1:10w 'equally, strong in both" trends wn s - las eevadit eyerneise ;to iiji as-eto 'The "beiplanfitierr nvaS' easy: - ,treated the:muscles of the." left hincl longeanter the brain clot Iasi, disappearn e „eand the eleetripay had' by in:Crean'. Lttg the autrion senCligthe.aecletbern 4rnatil13r. Since Amp 1 hand treated inetSele‘S:eveaken- ',ed",:dna naripieS waysn..The stete.ngthening 4.0g healtiit dieuscles elle Meet interest fil4 'part of nhe Of my teSts inns 'en a young , nman, aged 30; in_ good health.' When -first tested On the dyntinionieter,* no !registered 225 in the niglit and 19O in :the 'left arra: 'After 'dellY treatment • for three: weeke. an increase .of • five t,pointS was noted, At the end of three ere weeks there was a further ina creaseOf fine points, • ' • "Another healthy Toting man tested the sande way sbowed Merease.of 15 points, in three weeks and an in- :oreage of ten paints' during a second appriocletehree weeks. Iteeated &man year olenand gat an:increase of 25 ;points intelie right arna..and 20 iii the O dleft arm.- The results Were repeated in nanny caees. , . • •'"There is no dotibt that 'the passage ,01 electric cureents through the arm anuselee. and through ,the muscles of :Silly part Of tbe body will increase then' istrength. It.bas, this poveee independ- ent bf the benefit yciu get, from the ...contraction, although the active ener- °Cleo which conies feeM the latter is of 'the utmost, benefit. If you keep iip theee applications for some time, they twill Make yori taucle stronger than you .are now Try the ,dynamometer arid `See 'What You have geined." :Now. the altruistic; „,featere .of thee • .1eattecte -strengehening process ls that ..anY old galVanic batterYi•and•ann one with a swiftly -.acquired, knowledge of -the motor points of the body can pro - educe all of the contractions and hence eedo all the tinisele..'streiegabeting nec- essary to the ,•bueiness•-of ulantifactur- -hag serongernem, There' is; liewever, little or nothing to O prevent the practice of electric muscle :streinetliening being f,tclopted 0 inell O gyinnneitims and' loe; -prizefighters in 'Wbat the: Hat ••Of etrength O • -production Might -be caun�t ',now, be edetermined, as ,ho teeatinent.oyer veyy ,'„,•illomalperiocis of time, has as, yet been 'sun clertalt en. - During the call of the newspener ,abandinen Dr. ;Klieg -a young girl conies • lista the Office to take' an •oleetrie treat- ' going out tbroeigh a. little alder , e,e-ho-clevan, would theenfOre,, gill*. in the. air; With a iito iabbAtt'seat ing harmony ..ber, the •'fists, -the en wan 0 DERIVATION AND ME'NINC OF THE * TERM IN ENGLISH. roeularity of Socrot Societies Having Their Main Glijeot the !Extermination of All **Foreign Devils', -- 'Reasons Chinamen Give for alio Favor With. Such Siicicties 4.re Regarded by the Chinese l'eopie„ ' The present internal disturbances in Ciaitia are due te the reeistance to foreign aggressions offered' by the so- ciety of the 'n'eeeat 'Knife." The soceetY is called ia English the "Box- The,thembership, is supposed to enceed 100,000, Aostrong public son-, theent, .exisitS in' China against the foreign despoliatioe of the kingdom flow in progress. The effort ta 'dis- member China by foreign. powers :ner-o- :wises- to .1Pe ••the, international . -tra- gedy of the twentieth 'century. The "i3oxers", Society is, a secret • organie eat ion, supposedly ,encouraged by the ruling Chinese: dyeasteal aed has for it principal 61-aleeta the driving of all foreigners out, of the .empire. -(hinese race has an antiquity of at leest 6,000 years, , • It is, diflieult to get at the China - man's version of the origin of the "BoXers." ' "No experience of his, jij thre,past lnetines, him in being. f -rank with his ,Caucasian • brother. Still, es tift4_. it, wee written of her people "tbeY aro eivilietat, inild, just atid frugal." I 1101.01 n i v,•• rote of thein \vhen they bore the name leltei a•they , are `kindle' ' poliehed folke enough." Their population itt the present thee 'Is about, 4,05,000,000, or one-fifth that of the globe. Pekin is the. earn - tale situated in the province of, Chi - Li -and SlirrOuride0 by eighteen other CIIINSE FOREIGN aerICE, there is somethihg at hand to ehow •why "Boxer" in •China itself is a eatienal patriot, eVeri though abhor- red .1n, the diplothatie and religious cettters o/ other nations. ; Wu Ting Fang, the Chinese minister at Washington, was -asked: . , •.•What is the meaning of the term, 'Boxers' in Chinese, or • what is it's derivative analysis?:' He replied; . have •seee. from . tlie Chinese pa-. pers 'that the local word applied to • EWANG WAI. instiecting Pupils la the nerorm Doctrine. provinces that comprise China Prop- er. The Clii-Li province has an, area of 5899' scalar° miles, The ponula- tion of Chi -Li, where the "'Boxer's" haVe come into conflict with Cossaults and same other invaders, is 85,000,- 000. In Chi -Li there are 453 p.eoPle to each square mile, sainaey needing food and life, that the dead must be buried in the gravel pits Where nothe, ing.can.ipossibly grow. In Shan -Tung Provinee the pbpulat1011 Is 467, 10 the Square mile, in. ShaneSe, 262; M Ho -Nan, •869, and so on. The people transported ,siteh a distance, .aridl 11 follows that the foreigner' ban no re- etraint ) bie peesions Out of tins ceiise secret, a societies have arieen, \\Mese meinhers arc hostile to the ,Ming dynasty, and who find 'the easiest inode of emeaerassing: 'the goverement to be to attack the for- eigners/' • , As to weet effect, tee war with Japan" had upOn Cliina Mr. Denby writes; "This demonseeated the tuiexpeet- ea weakness of China and she became the Prin• of the European po•veers, There \vas elvalry us to which should faost, thoroughly rob en inoffensive • Tam Pu t -Shue, Chinese diplomat, said welle 00 a recent, visit to the United Stal0S: "You had in this country .years ago a `knowniething party.' It was Is, menet:emit against. foreigners. ,The 'Boxer' movement an China has the same poll teal and, pleilesophical cause, but founded probanly on More aggravating grounds. 'There ehave been rumors and rumors of the par- tition of China 'by the foreign pow- ers. As these• rum.ors have been ,broadened and exaggerated among the inasses; .boetile feeling oe the -are theiftye honest when -hemestly STREET TN,FEKIN. treated, Posseesaa literature of great Showingenritih Legation In the central Age arirbeauty,'and a phonetic 'Ian- • Backgreume, upon the -par ,than the eye. The funda.- part Qf the people against foreigners guage whose mastery ,depends more mental prencones. of their, religion, and missionaries anci their converts . cora_ ,haS increased. Hence the 'Boxers' at ni,oyetnent.'' morality, social :relations and mercial ethics may be , glimpsed , through their ancient' definition of Rev. F. 11. Royell, a Baptist mis- tha word "emperor,"-e-ona who' rules sionary from China, says: . • ; himself. That is, one must.be able to "The hatred of the Boxers' was . . , . first directed against 'the Catholic Their capacity for ,great things . in missionaries' 'but in a - short time it rule hims'elf before fit, to. rule others,. literature may ba found in the• fellow- indluded all :foreign devils/ as they Ing lines On "The Drought-," call the foreigners." from the works of one Of theirtinakaesil- ' There 'appears to be no `doubt that fere: certain foreign civil engineers who The. demon of the drought have been? at ' work in Chi -LI and Shan -Tune have treated 'the natives Destroys eikenue wile scatters fiery' itaMes, Me ,mouraing 'heart, seems all consumed to provoke the uprising. . Lines have great 'severity and done much Terrified by the iburnIng heat my hart, .'wi-1-3-1 been run across farms without let or „ . . -The many dukes and niinisters of the past hindrance, hOmes despoiled, property _ . ,rights disregarded, crops destroyed Oh, God! from Thy great.herrven Send me permission to witedraw mySeif , , the 'people that ' your papers call the Into seelusion. • '13 ON erS' is ''S. SO-h0--Chlfart. Yee , eiteens . ,eigeeeeeteneee.:. ,He, , reedne , For at 'least a century past China • , . rhas been rended within itself .by elesa Pay meino heed, , s Jisi feet Irene tli6 di!colisa, 'nails -2:u inn° darai luirrunnn. °bean mean V olve the righteous idea of ,Irninlet•- ,attaelned,' Anfter 'that the'ci". 'the haled -intiht leiniselfe up by aleans of a pulley rope, Lis feee hug - dine Steeple ICReen h al Self froii being. blown frein the eleeare:', to; his death. • 'MeDermottnies.s ino Went , to 'Loeieell ,,,few clays before:dte enter the.employ eta. Asd.e chanc- ed, be 'was fi:elet 'toepaint hose near the, church, 4c1 he/saw the at per- korMedby the newspaper marfeelt look -a likerain early the'f'atalliadorning, and S6 the Paintere-Were lalideciftt for the- day. McDerreott was 1.1,atanding where he &mid see the steeqe Of tbe chtirch: 'He Said he believed elie &nil& limb it hiniseef, as he had, had eousuess frone the. harmony, 'with. the fiSts, as an ineidental means to nii6od .eii4.1„ -The kerm,:undonbted- ly arose in cOnneCtioia withettehletic .Sieorts land teachers of the art of .boxing or defenee by the fist." The Caucasian may tfe indlined to sneer at tlfe simplicity of this 'defied- • fireedireawaw e-- _ -1E71=1 11 THEN PITOICED FORWARD. ence in that line: His companionsd d not take him seriously and went their several ways. , MeDermott went into the echnrch. There was a flood of music krone, the pig organ, and he could see the priests moving „about before the, altar.e:Bat he turned toward the belfry tower, 'climb- ed fliglit after flight and finallyStood upon the top of one' of the bell. It 'swayed with his weight and gaye out one warning sound., 141cDennott:jetinp- ed for the little windew. OutSide the board was dangling'at the end let the ropes, and he let himself down into it. , 'Mont. She steps oa-the,platforni, the Fax below a little crowd gathered In ;glass, legs of ,which insulate her en- tlte street to watch what they: Stinnes- . etirelv from the floor.. The glass, plates ed was the ascent of a steeple,nlimb0r. 'In the machine-ethere are 16 of' them— ' ear? spinning , areued at grectt, speed. •In front nang.teva lenge Leyenin jars. 'The electricity -mentiletettireci by ,this ,e 'machine. 'le of forge voltage and small aainperage. It is Siniiintain iftiality to 'aighteing. The heavy 'spark whieb lean* across beWeen the ,two ' bra ko knob teeminals, 'two feel. -apart, is, in -Incl.. miniature lightning, find the deaf- ening noise it melces 35 1'001 -thunder on wa small scale. Its steength:'says the 'attendee -I t, 10 a p vo imal ely -1,000,000, 'Tants, This is to be .sent throughate bady. She is -about to be struck by 'light- ."11Ing. She is nervous, and once she screams stray spark from the ma- • ,ehine reaches out to.her, eitle tee, first reintnerience. _one, A Stiff breeze bletv'frourthe neirtlieaSt. It swayeel the ropes end the lean half Sway around the . steeple. For 11 mo- ment he Swung back and fottle• and then lie pitched forward, turned over in tbe air two or three times and stilick'' upon the .,roof with an awful .cresh., The eitgly 'recoiled, nigh into the tier:end bolt npriglit. 'Ilea it eame down upon a picket fence 25 foot below and was impaled in deaths , • de , The oeganist ran In horror frog his seat: . NotGoad A./erne:neut. She was plaiming foe a. little sufrimer outitig, ' "The Mouelain air," she ened, "would inal;ent new Woman 01 100." Teo late she saw hod mi.stalt•e. The "new woman" was his pet aversioii— Chicago Post, • Beeeelue TitAiNiso . tion, but .it lis notto be forgotten that , as; a matter of indisPutable his - :Gory the word "righteonsexess" and -the weed "rightn lute A foundation in the Chinese vocabulary more solid than rock. . Anyone who has had in- tiMate and himest business relations, with Chinamee in this country knows` that.. A Chinaman in this country who has not yet :1;earned the worst O featurbS of- American or English. or GStillah' commercialism in his 'clean/1gs „with his white brother invariably 'starts. out with tli:e query, "'What is right?" He puts it.. in his own way, but that is what he Means, 'and' be ;neyor betrays, until he has been l,e- thile Chinaman before he became an agriculturist was a sheep raiser and herder. , His word for truthfulness, upriglitness, the t wh ich 'stands for righteousness coneposecl of two parts—tti6 first and the second form - Mg th,o phrese "my sheep."i appar- ently pointing to- a time when -upon the` rightful ownership of 'flocks—de- monstrationi of Abe same—one wes in the right, thennote upright, there- fore- had' a rrighteoue cause.' , Trans- pose this- to possession of the land of China, for eVhich the great poweers , are now uncoveriug their armaments, and the "Roe,:ees' " use of' the avOrd '''rightepuseess.", (Mee not seem so far- feLphed„ , The Word "right", dre the Oninese' tongue es from, "tsee," mean-' ing 'ore's own," and "yang," mean- -Mg "sheep." niake that land, or the privacy , a the home, or the right to •eirorshi . Confucioue, or the right, to , resist foreign invasion, and error ieedifficult to de- tect. The "Boxer" therefore', iby all justification of his peat, "rightfully" usee• his fist for, elef,ense -of, this own, and. 'when he `beca`ines. heated in pas- sions it is, not surprising if fier the fist- heesubStittiteSin, weapon. Nor is agreements' as to policies. of govern- mentelritriguee in and out of cotut, claehes between the conservative a.nd• the peogressine elein.atils; the conser- -vativeS 'appearing tie be thoseevvho stand for the old order of ehings ansi. the maintenance _of China • as an in- dependentepower„ treating with :Other nal -1011s„• 0111Y ,as dt se eS fit. , The pro- •gressive •element seems to loe'cone- 'posed largelY of 'those who have en- eexed into the pay Or come under the. control of •forpign powers, 'eager far new, territory under the' ,guise of "coinmercial a.clvanceinent,',", •••01.1t of, . this jarring of' interests the ers" have arisen, standing for the conservative element,• and meeting the front of armed -men and ebins of war, sent forward under one pretext tend another, :by all. "the grbat,powers with aisassination, open assaults and conflicts with •the Caucasians al- ready in Chinese eon. :If s,oine-hor- roe is felt over the,Chinese belief in assassination as •an effective arnd rightful means of removing Chriete ' lab. invaders, it ought not to' he for- gotten that it is scarcely 250 years since it was tolerated in Europe and made uee of by crowned heads and diplomats of an age not yet far' re- moved from our own. • As to what the "Boxer" is, com- petent testimeny comes from various sources. Edwin Wildman, late vice consul of the. United States at Hong Kong, says: "TheYare divided into lodges and have •conunori signa and passtrords n") ...v1-0.7 • CENTRAL 1)0055 503 STREET IN PERIN. It eurprising, if Inoked at With dis- peeeion, ‚11)01 10 killing' the invaders I;e 'fails to, draw' a; discriminating line betteet.N. Canettsiaa, missionaries, te,tilpoad• engineers, dipioniats or, sol- eiera. In his mind' theY ,aln stand for tee eame thing—invasion and con- quest. , Mem China bore the names of Soros 'CHILDREN'S COLUMN 1 -11oW to Train Moues. Ordinarybeue mice eau be trained to perform little 0:hits if caught when very, young.. They grow up then with no moral fear 01 their enemies than a cat or dog.' Trained mice should he A feature of eve' ery home meaagerie. They can be taught), to race after each other, to drag minitt--,' ture carriag,es after them, and to go through various, drills and evolutions; MOUBIL DRAWING A CART. dhey need to be tre*ated with the same - kindness and care as the others. Cages with revolving wheels come foe perform- ing mice, and it is always amusing to see them turn the wheel their bright little eyes shining, like ,beads. With the agil- ity of monkeys they can be taught to run up • sticks and poles, jump from them through small circles and to chase each other back and forth 07er a table or in anel out of holes formed with papers auti cloth wrinkled up for the purpose. O A Brick Hearted Elan. In New Brunswie.k, N. .; is an elm. tree that literally has a heart of stone, if fiintlike bricks and mortar may so be classified. A long time ago the elm was one of three large trees planted around the grave of a famous Indian chief, but with the growth of the town two of the trees were cut down to give place to a. street. The remaining elm at once began to die at the heart, and in a few years the trunk was honeycombed by insects. Then at a Fourth of July celebration the punklike heart caught fire and burned out. Supported by a 'thin shell of a trunk, the tree threatened to fall in any high wind. Then it occurred to its own- er, Mrs. Elinendorf, to have the inside filled with brick. and mortar. This was ,done, aed for years the big, tree has rest- ed on its stony support, getting its nom- nisimpent through the bark and shading, the home of its benefactor. 14..4.ND/el:TN YUAN% Cninese General Iri adrinininsi at tile Army, and Mongolian given a fearful ee'iample of what "ethninercial rights" mean in the language o'f the Caucasian. The "Boxers" are but one of innumerable secret societiee which. have organized, not enly to' •fight invaders of his type but also to further the intetests of one or the other political patties of the empire tself 'NATIVE CEINESE SiISSIONARIEs. The special Object of the '13exers'" Hat. . red. known only , to' themselves. . They have certain methods of interrogat- ing each other and recognize peculiar' m.anners in placing cups ,and dishes at the table; of wearing their. gar- ments. and salifaing each other. They hold their rneetingS usually in peclud- ed . places in the dead of the : night and drawblood from their bodies mixing it ,with Water and` pledging each other, to oaths . of vengeance against. their :enemies. The Boxers have have adopted a flag nearing the. mot - ti `Up with the Ch'ing dynas'ty and down,' with the "foreigner.' ,The for- eign 'tradesman in' China, to the mind Of the native, is a barbanian„ and the average celestial is as incapable of tairning back the pages of hiStory and restorieg idol worship and burnt' sacrincee. The 130xe1' believes in im- mortality, and in a.' heaven-sent mis- sion.' I -l0 is a lee to fear, and the present alarm felt by all foreigners in China is fully warranted'' "Mr . Denby, a former United States Minister te China, writes': "The chief cause of this dissatis- faction is jealettsy against the for - signers. China seems herself power- less to control in any wise the for- eigners we o ate swarming on her borders. 'Eileen people are under ex- tra, terlIto1)cll j er 1 sd ir ei on and can- not be tpuched by the Chinese 011- th or ities, no in ea ter what cranes they may commit. A laindred or five' hundred miles a,evey from a coasul , the foreigner is safe from any judic- ial action. Witnesses cannot be Their revolt may yet provoke the partition of tha enfpire Daidn'e; in .the Middle Ages. An article in an Englieh technical journal gives some curious 'details in regard. to bread and bakers in the middle 'ages.. Bakers wero subject to - rigid 'laws aad close goverement su- pervision. In London only faething and half -penny loaves -were allowed to- be made. If the baker retailed his oWn' bread 1m, was not allowed. to sell it in -his own house, before it, or before the -oven in Which it 'was baked. He was obliged to dispose of it in' the market on. Tuesdays and Saturdays, only, , aegl sometimes on Sundays. A baker of white bread was not' allowed to make bread of unbolted meal', and bakers of the lat- ter were not. permitted to have a bolting sieve in their riossession. They were not allowed to heat their ovens with .feria.stubble or Straw or to bake atnight. They were not al- lowed tb take back bread from- huck- sters when once it had become cold. Hotels and keepers of longing houses were Utile permitted' 'to take -bread. Privath individuals ay' ho had no oven of their Own were In the habit of sending their flour to be kneaded by their own servants at the moulding board e belonging ,to the bakers; the 'the' loaves being baked in their .ovens: The profits of bakers were strictly deneed. The quality of bread made Was in degree indicative of the rank of -people' who ate it. The finest and Whitest was ,ealled. "simnel bread" and was only consturted by the most luxurious persons occupying high and in a,faitent circurusta.nces. The -wealthy middle class used "waete bread," evnich is sappose,c1 to have resembled what eve know as the French • '`gateen.'' Poorer mcliile class people bought bread of ate die- ferior quality -celled "cocket."1.A still lower grade waf.i "t011ri3O," Made of unbolted meal. It, was so called because the loaves had a twisted Teeete •wits used by the hum.; bier classes arid the inmates of Men- asteriese Three other inferior grade of bread were made; by whom con.. attiriOd it IS not stated. -Gave Her Hie Birthday. Robert Loins Stevenson was visiting a friend in California and speedily became a great confidant of his host's little daughter. • One day the subject of birth- days was being discussed, and then the. young 'lady bewailed her hard fate. She had been born on -the 29th day of .Feb- ruary and therefore had enjoyed only two birthdays -in all her 11 years. The kind hearted writer sympathized witli her,. He meditated a few minutes, thea at to the writing desk and drew up, the following doeuraeet; "I, Robert Louie Stevenson, in a sound state of mind and: body, having arrived at an age when I no longer have any use for birthdays-. do give and bequeath my birthday, on the, 13th day of November, to Miss Adelaidn Ide, to be hers from this year as long as nhe wishes it, Robert Loins Stevengon." ee,re 'A. City Kaiinek. .) • Oh, I'm a reenter farmer, for I got a hos la spade. Aaa a bag of roasted peanuts, which I'm gala to, plant, you het, 'Cause when they gets to sproutin an has al their hushes made They'll be loaded down with peanuts 'tut the O best wes ever et: /got a new wheelbarrer, with a wheel all peintetc red, An a pair of new jean britches made up lust like any man's, An ma says I'm a farmer sure enough—Jat'a whet she said -- An purt' soon ru be raisin Cain an ripe tomatO • cans. W'y, 1 planted lots of orange Reeds just yelfer afternoon Ann whole han'ful of raisins what had worms inside their sidn; I'm g,oin, to dig 'em up unlem they come up mighty soon, Fir gettin scared tor fear they ain't staid whore 1 put '10 0, Oh, 1 like t0 he a farmer an to work eta in, file 5)0_ I'm gain to buy a farm S01110 day an plant what love best. of• mans "ae ries an licorish relae a million :An with oranges 511 sug,ar pliims 1 guess Plt pisfit the rest. ' Course now I'm in the city, where there ain't a bit of land 'Cent What'S in ourtback yard, an -that, is whero I have to .plaY, t IBilt we're goin to the country, an, oh, won't it O be grand You bet be a farmer then an plant mosk, ever' dayl —John Pangtava Chicago B.o.cdL,