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THURSI?AY, JtJL] S, 1900
EE PAID. L, I • .
Some time ago a wealthy gentleman
,veil known for his cetreme stinginess
drove up hurriedly in his carriage to
'the door of a ce;,sbrated doctor in
'Sheffield, He was in a state of acute
discomfort and fear, from the fact
thea t :a piece of fish-bonewas stick-
ing somewhere in the region of his
throat.
The doctor speedily removed the ob.
steels and the gentleman breathed
freely..
Thank you, doctor, lie exclaimed,
much relieved. Pll never eat ,salmon
again—never ! And with what else
You removed it—a mere minute's oper-
ation, was it not ? How ranch--a—what
is your fee?
Halt a guinea, replied Dr. B.
Half a guinea i exclaimed the -gen-
tleman, "tor half a minutees: work I
1mpoinsiblle
But, consider, said the doctor ; a
salmon bone 1
Wheat has that got to do w'ith.. it?
Oh, a great deal, replied Dr. B. Had
it been ha%ibut or fresh , haddock, I
should have charged lessperhaps 5s;
:codfish )r eels, 2s Od. would; have been
amp?y. payment; maokerel, Zs; whale
a red herring bone I might even have
removed free of charge.; but salmon
at this time of the year 1 --well, real-
ly sir, one hats to pay for these lux-
uries. . And has patient paid.
`1`faere never was, and. never will be, a
universal panacea, in one remedy, for all
ills to which: flesh is heir—the very nature
of many curatives being such that were
the germs of other and differently seated
diseases rooted in the system of the
patient—what would relieve one 111 in
turn would aggravate the other. We
have, however, in Quinine Wine, when
obtainable in a, sound unadulterated
state, a remedy for many and grevious ills.
By its gradual and judicious use, the
frailest systems are led into convalescence
and strength, by the influence which Qui -
aline exerts on Nature's own restoratives.
it relieves the drooping spirits of those
with whom a chronic state of morbid des-
pondency and lack of interest in life is a
-disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves,
disposes to sound and refreshing sleep—
Imparts vigor to the action of the blood,
which, being stimulated, courses through-
out the reins, strengthening. the healthy
animal functions of the system, thereby
making activity a necessary result,
tstrengtheningtiie frame, and giving life
'to the digestive organs, which naturally
demand increased substance -result, im-
proved appetite. Northrop it Lyman of
Toronto, have given to the public their
:superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate,
,and, gauged by the opinion of scientists,
'this wine approaches nearest perfection of
:t;ny in the market. All druggists sellit.
COULDN'T FIND THEM.
A countryman—and, countrymen
may _generally be trusted to tell the
truth—relates in the Cincinnati Times -
Star a story illustrative of what he
calls the idiotic behavior of pity' folks
on the farm.
"Why," said he, "a student from the
Cincinnati University visited my farm.
lastsummer, and one day, when Iwas
starting out to digsome new potatoes,
;ibe took the basket out of my hand and
maid he would get them. He, was gone
4ba1f an hour or so and came back with
en empty basket. Ile had hunted over
the whole patch, he said, and couldn't
find anything but blossoms. There
wasn't a single potato on the vines."
"I really ,thought he would faint
when I took the hoe and began dig -
aging them out of the ground."
Sleeplessness,—When the nerves are na-
strung and the whole body given up to
wretchedness, when the mind is filled
with gloom and dismal forebodings,the
result of deraugerent of the digestive
morgans, sieeplessuess comes to add to the
distress. If only the subje t could sleep
there ;would be oblivion for a while. and
temporary relief. Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills will not only induce sleep, but will
act so beneticially that the subject will
wake refreshed and resrored to happiness
THE ' OLD SYSTEM AND THE NEW.
But, dad, what did you know about
;ychology, and, physics, and Delsarte?
And what' do you know, my dear
'boy, about geography and arithme-
tic, and spelling.
If your child is pale, peevish, and does
• not thrive, a dose of filler's Worm Pow-
ders occasionally will cure.
ANCIENT WISDOM.
UM.
There can be no happiness before
death, said the sage.
Right!, cried the frivoloub young
Greek, I'll never be happy til1, that
rich old uncle of mine is dead.
hoard's liniment cites Burns, Etc,
THE BOTTLED ARTICLE.
Corkin I'm about to strike old
Spotcaah for a raise in salary, Let's
step in here and drink to my suc-
0el4e.
Going to screw your courage up to
the sticking point, are you?
No; I'm going to try to float it up.
The best physicians speak well of Mill.
er's Compound Iron Pills.
MODEST LITTLE WISH.
Young Wife—I wash I were a motif,
Young Husband—Why?
Young Wife—So I 'could get into
,come' new clothes.
New life for a quarter. Miller's Com-
pound Iron Pills.
FELL FLAT,
Was the strike a success, Miket
NO, begorry, there was nivver a
llborinimairje jurin' the whole; av it.
SUFFERED? T$RRIELE AGONY DUE
TO KIDNEY AND LIVER
TROUBLE.
Jiedtetaee Appareat1y Lied No LGlfect, EMIL
at the SeUcitation of a Friend Ile need
Dr. Williams' Ptak fills and Was
Carel.
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From the Mail, Granby, Que.
Mr. Albeit Fisher, accountant at
Payne's oigar factory, Granby, Clue.,
is known to almost every resident of
the town, and is held in the highest,
ereteen by all who know him. In con-
versation with the editor of the Mail
recently, something was said con-
cerning Dr. Williams' Pink Pills,
when Mr. Fisher remarked that he
had found these pills a very valuable
medicine. It was suggested that he
elaeuld make his experience known,
and to this he readily consented,
handing to the Mail the following
letter for publication ;--
Granby,
—Granby, March 16th, 1900.
In justice to Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, I think it my duty, in view of
what they have done for me, to add
my testimonial to the many which T
have seen in print. For some months!
I suffered most severely from pains;
upand down my back. It was
thought these 'were due to liver and
kidney trouble, but whatever the
cause; they kept me in terrible agony.
The pains were not confined to the
back, but !would shift to other parts
of the body. As a result, I could
get little rest ; my a,prpetite was
much impaired, and I was really a
il ck man. I tried many different
remedies, without effect, and which
disgusted me with medicine. A
friend aulggested that I try Dr.
Williams Pink Pills. I was not
easily persuaded, for I had given up
the use of medicine, as nothing had
helped me, but as he insisted, I fin-
ally
inally concluded to give them a trial.
I purchased one box, and was as-
tonished to find that before it wwas
entirely used, I was quite a bit re-
lieved, and after using six more, was
fully restored to my former good
health. I take great pleasure in
recommending this valuable remedy,
that others may profit by my ex-
perience, and not suffer the tortures
that I did.
Yours sincerely,
ALBERTi FISHER.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cure by
going to the root at the disease.
They renew and build up the blood,
and strengthen the nerves, thus driv-
ing disease, from the system. If ,your
dealer does not keep them, they will
be sent postpaid at 50 cents a box,
the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co,, Brock-
ville. Ont.
flow's This'1
We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for
any case of';Catarrh that 'cannot be cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENLY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned. have' known F. 3.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to curry
out any obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRAILS:, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, 0. WALDING, KINNAN & MAl.t-
FIN Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting dlrectly upon the blond and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c i,er bottle. S31d by all drug-
gists.
The Horse—noblest of the brute crea
tion—when suffering froma cut, abrasion,
or sore, derives as much benefit as its
master in a like predicament, from the
healing, soothing action of Dr. Thomas'
Eclectric Oil. Lameness, swelling of the
neck, stiffness of the joints, throat and
lungs, are relieved; by it.
THE REASON.
Darling, your friend isn't going to
lend us that money you asked him
for. He called to -day to say so.
I should like to know why not. He
knows me perfectly well—knows all
about me.
He said that—that was just the rea
sou; why..
Billiard's Liniment Be ievPs N iirakia,
Nosesenete.
Custom Officer—Miss, you will have to
let me know what that blue trunk con-
tains.
Miss Triller—Oh, nonsense!
Custom Officer -But I demand in the
name of the law.
Miss Triller—Well, didn't I just tell
you the trunk contains nonsense? It is
packed with love letters 1 received all
over Europe.
Vernal Family Methods.
"We've got five pounds of moth balls
in the house."
"How did that happen?".
'"Ob, everybody forgot to get any, and
then we all got their. at Once.„four•uel
A QUEER EXPERIENCE.
How as Possillile Marriage Was Pre
vented by a ilnr:t„iaryr.
"I had a queer experience once with a
burglar,” said aNebraska merchant on
his way to New York to buy gaud.,, '1+'or
the putt 15 years 1 have beet ma Mug
several trips a year to New York, and
this incident occurred about ten years.
ago. I had met a very intelligent and in
teresting woman in the city, a widow, of
au age Suitable for hie, and as I was a
widower I had made up my mind if I
liked her as well when I saw her again
as I had for the two weeks I had lived in
the same boarding house with her I
would begin to talk seriously to her.
"I knew nothing about her whatever.
exceept that she interested me, and as
she seemed to he a nice Woman and I had
two boys who needed a good woman's
care I thought she (night interest my
boys as well. She had given, hie her
photograph, and1 had it with me on the
trip to let her sec, if necessary, that I
liked to have her around.
"Ou my way I stopped over one night
in Chicago with a brother I had there,
and during the night my room was en-
tered by a burglar.. He must have been
a very smooth one, for I never heard a
thing and only knew he had been there
by finding my money and watch and jew-
ehy and papers done up in a package
and left' on the bureau. Nothing was
missing as far as'I could discover except
the photograph, which I had lett in a.
handsome leather frame on the bureau.
Frame and photograph were gone, sod
pinned to the mirror was a note in a good,.
legible hand which read as follows:
"Dear Sir—}whoever you may be, pardon the
liberty I have taken in corning uninvited tato
your room. I have taken with me nothing' but a
photograph of my mother. Don't tell her.
"Possibly the hand shook when it wrote
the note, but if it did I could not detect it
in the writing. Evidently, though, it was
genuine, for the burglar had left nearly
$1,000 worth of stuff that he could have
taken with the photograph.' In any
event, I did not mention the visit of the
burglar to my brother, and he had not
disturbed any other part of the house,
my room probably being the first and the
photograph saving all the others.
"Neither did I say any,$tiing to the wid-
ow about the burglar, or about the other
matter, either. I was just as polite as
ever, but it ended there. Incidentally I
spoke to her one day about my boys, and
she said she had a boy somewhere in the
world, but he had run away from home
when he was 16, and she had not seen
him in seven years or heard of him.
There were tears in her eyes when she
spoke, and I felt a little odd about the
eyes myself, but I kept my secret. I'm
telling it now because elle died about a
year ago."
The Reason For Some Failures.
How many public men have fallen be-
cause they have been discourteous to sub-
ordinates, to newsgatherers, to voters
after election! How many, on the other
hand, have climbed to great heights of
power and reputation because they paid
attention to the civilities of life! Peo-
ple have long memories. They never for-
give the slightest affront to their, sover-
eignty.
The moment a public man so tar for-
gets the source of his power as to treat
the humblest individual. with scant coni-
teey he places in action an engine for his
own destruction. Per contra, let an offi-
cial be thoroughly agreeable in manner.
and genuinely interested in the welfare
of persons whom he may never have oc-
casion to "use," and he places in nn -
known hands cymbals to proclaim his
merits.
Popular favor is swayed as often by
the personal manner of a candidate as
by the principles he represents. True
courtesy,, however, springs from the.
heart rather than from the head. It
takes little account of rank or circum-
stance or benefits to be derived.—Suc-
cess.
A Necessary Part.
"The doctor says I am badly run down
and must go away for six months."
"But, John, dear, I can't leave town."
"That's part of the cure."—Life.
Still Another Definition.
"What is a financier?"
"Usually a man who makes money
without earning it."—Chicago Post.
THAT WAS ALL..
Are there no eggs with the ham for
breakfast this morning? asked the Ob-
servant Boarder.
No, replied the Gross Eyed Boarder.;,
this is a ham and eggless breakfast.
Health for the children -.Miller's Worni
Powders.
NUMBER FOUR. -
Excited lady, at the telephone.—I
want ray husband, please, at once.
Voice, from the exchange. Number,
plc ase.
Excited lady, snappishly. Only the
fourth, you impudent thing I
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TO
The Handsomest Baby Gets The Handsomest Prize.
ALL JUDGED FROM PHOTOGRAPHS ONLY.
lite interest Canadian mothers in a otavdard preparation throughout the world
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of the next 10 prettiest babies. A ONE DOLLAR OOLD PIECE
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C '± N I T i r� :s r ;E D CAREFULLY! Every person
intending to eend photograph of baby, must send us heist cacti at onto stating .when the photo
will reach us. tt.11 photos sent in moat reach ea not later than July 14th,
Do not send Alleles a of children over 3 years old ; they will uot be considered.
Phoece mutt btup lainl marked with age, sex,name of the child mid full name and post office
eddrees' of the perente.The smallest picture will reeive as much. consideration as the largest.
The prizes will be awarded by a committee of seven disinterested ladies, and distributed by
nimil 90 the respective winners, August 4th, 1900.
The pictures of all babies rnrripetiing will be published in beautiful half -tone engravings in
Toronto Globe, beginning Roesixdaty, Augisei 4.1.h, 1900. Photos returnable on receipt of postage.
As ` we have no time to aaswer needless oorrespovdelaoe, please do not aak for 'further infor-
a lean, simply sead poet' card, stating when picture will be sent.
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kt LITTLE MIXED, ' - ,
There goes that Jerry Bilson. 1
wonder if he is going to school or go-
ing fishing ?
Take a peep in his basket. If he
has jam spread over his geography he
is going to school ; if he has a painted
cork projecting from a rhubarb pie he
is going fishing.
is Rheumatism of the back
The cause is Uric Acid
in the blood. If the kid-
neys did their work there
would be no Uric Acid and
no Lumbago. Make the
kidneys do their work. The
sure, positive and only
cure for Lumbago is
AT LAST.
In a cemetery near Portland there
are five tablets all alike, except the
inscriptions, which read:
Anne, first wife of John. Brown.
Mary, second wite of John Brown.
Jane, third wife of. John Brown.
Clara, fourth wife of John Brown.
John Brown. At rest at last.
, The great lung healer is found in that
excellent medicine sold as Bicklo',s Anti.
Consumptive Syrup. It soothes and di-
minishes the sensibility. of themembrane
of the throat and air passages, and is a
sovoreigh remedy for all coughs, colds,
hoarseness, puiu or soreness in the chest,
bronchitis, etc. It has tired many when
supposed to be far advanced in consump-
eion.
MIGHT AS WELL STAY ON.
We've quit moving every spring.
Don't you find a restful difference
in other apartments?
Oh, yes, there's a difference in
apartments; but we've found out
that there's really no difference in
La n d'lords.
St. Martin, One ., TIay 14, 1895,
C. C. RICHARDS & CO.
Gentlemen,—Last. November my child
stuck a nail in his knee, causing int<tne
lnatioiz so severe that ,I was advised to
take hien to Montreal and have the limb
amputated to save his life.
A neighbor advised us to try MINAR 0'S
LINIMENT, which we did, and within
three days my child was all right, and':1
feel so grateful that I send you this testi-
monial that my experience may be of
benefit to others.
LOUIS GAGNIER.
THE WHEREFORE OF IT.
Mrs. Naggin—Cheer up ! Don't be so
grumpy. It's so strange you men will
get that way, while we women aro in-
variably happy and -hopeful.
Mr, Noggin—Why shouldn't you
be ? You haven't any wives to bother
you.
Minard's L11111118Ill 0U1' S Dandruff,
Realism.
Rebecca .Gine walked down the Iane
putting her feet forward "alternately.
There were hedges on both sides; one on
the left, ono on the right. The young
leaves were a pale green. Overhead ran
the telegraph wires. The poles were
about 35 yards apart. A robin sat on.a
spray of blackthorn, which moved under
its weight, now down, now up. The red-
dish color of its breast and the gray
brown of its plumage contrasted with
the white of its perch. Rain had fallen
and the ground was wet, especially in the
ruts. The secondhand feather in Rebec-
ea's hat dropped a little over her left ear;
and the third button of her off boot was
wanting. Smoke went up from the chim-
neys, taking the direction of the wind,
west with a touch of south. Between the
fleecy clouds the sky suggested a tone of
blue. All these phenomena (including the
feather, which was out of sight) escaped
Rebecca's notice. She was not gifted
with that grasp of essential detail, which
is the sign of an artistic nature, nurtured
in the best school of realism.—London
Punch.
ONLY IF NECESSARY.
Thio engagement, had just been an-
nounced, and, the ' girl in blue wets
piqued.
I wouldn't marry for money, she
announced, thereby intending to
spore one on the prospective bride.
The girl in pink merely, shrugged
her shoulders.
Neither would I -if I could get it
any other way she answelred.
The Flagging Enemies Revived. --Con-
stant application to business is a tax up-
on the energies, and it there be not relax-
ation, lassitude and depression are eure to
intervene. These come 'from stomachic
troubles. The want of exercise brings ou
nervous irregularities, and the stomach
ceases to assimilate food properly. In
this :condition Paranelee's Vegetable Pills
will be found a recuperative of rare power,
restoring the organs to healthful action,
dispelling depression, and reviving the
fagging energies.
( ONCE MORE. '
What do you thank? Charlie 'White
and Mabel Perkasie are engaged again
atter their engagement had been
broken off and they had become noth-
ing to each: other
Charlie surrendered again, did he
Yea.
{A,L sort' of re -capitulation, en P
Yew friend, Mrs.—, is looking.
much improved in health. Yea, she le a
different woman. We persuaded her to
try Miller's Compound Iron Pills, with
the result yon observe,
' I TWO KINDS.
Wigg Talkalot says he either knows
man, or he doesn't. He has no speak-
ing acquaintances.
Wagg—No ; they're al'i listening
eojininttnced. r ,
llli>lard's Liniment for sale liven
ylvherc
TOO COMMON. ;
Mrs; Bangs.—Yes, we have straw..
berry shortcake every day at dinner.
Mrs. Suddenrich—Do you 9 We dropp,
ped them when the berries fell to thee
present plebeian price.
That tired, languid feeling,: and indis-
position to effort of any sort will be rapid-
ly removed by the use of Miller's Com-
pound Iron Pills,
NOT THIA.T KIND 0F' RECORD.
Mrs. Wunder—Here's an item about
a girl who can sing any song on re-
cord.
Mr. Wunder -She must be a phono.
graph.
If the children require physic none acts
so nice as Isliller's Wolin Powders; very
pleasant to take,
I
USUALLY A' CHANGE.
- The Bachelor—I don't suppose a
man's name ever ^hanger when
gets married,
The Benedict -2-0h, yes, it does. Be-
fore we were married my wife called
me "Dearest," and now she says.
" Here, you!"
iNo worm medicine tants so nicely as Mil-
ler's Worm Powders; "iio physic. required.
WHAT OF TEE OTHERS ?
Temperance Lecturer—Who was the,
gentleman just here 1
Resident—Ah, that was Dr. Skidds-
He is one of our most liberal contri-
butors to the cause.
' Temperance Lecturer—He only gave,
a quarter.
Resident—I know it.
A new back for 50 cents. Miller's
Kidney Pills and Plaster.
NOT B.R01TEN,
So you quarreled with George, said
one young woman.
Yes, answered the otherwith much
pathos.
Is your engagement broken?
Oh, no. I told ham I never wanted
to see his Lace again, and hesaid that
he would leave me forever. But we
didn't go so far as to break our en -
easement.
Jolt un }''s; Soliloquy.
"I shall be glad when I get big
enough to wash my own face," mut-
tered little Johnny after his mamma
had got through with him, "then I
won't wash it."
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