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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1900-5-10, Page 6BABY'S WAY, averythinies file baby's way 'Whenever she wants to run and play; :It's either R 1:41a1V, table or door Or ettater all over the ;dayrooto 110(0. When she starts to eun, she gets a bump, And we acne to hiss her forehead plump And start her off with a smile to play A.nd (dear things out of the baby's way. IETerything's in the baby's way, Site wants her do, and she wants her say; She wants to do the things which sre wrong, And her will each day it grows, more strong, ,And we try so gently to guide her right And ask the Father of all for light; But to her who wants !ter do and stlY 'Everything seems in the baby's way. Everything's in the baby's way From morning till night, so babies Say, And so they are cross and fretful, too, And do the things they oughtn't to do, And their wa;:i, are not our WAy5 at all, And so they nmst cry and scold and fan, But We turn a hundred times a day. And stalk, because it is baby's ``way." —Joe Cone in National Magazine. aud drew a small silver bell near ids "THE RATTLESNAKE KING. eitie "Oh, don't be frig•litened," said Jae, with a smile of amusement, "I'm Met going to thraeli you!, It wouldn't lie Rile to hit a man of your size!" , Mr. Dewhurst tried to sueer, but only looked tnightily relieved, "I \vent to tell you what I think a strange Character Who ftUna d Reif - tile Farm en Southern.Qahtforeiju •• eititleenalce Iting lived in. south- ern Calitorniaills name is Abner Dodge. Ile lives in a log Cabin with a shake roof away up at the headwaters of Lytle Creek canyon, in the San Ben you," said Joe. nardino spur of mountains in the Sier- "Go on," said Dewhurst, With a grin. ra Madre range. "Seeing that you've had the worst of He is a queer old bachelor, and hie sole companion is a green, gawky lad mind a few spiteful words!" It all through, I euppose I mustn't "I want to tel you that you're the meanest cad I've met, and la that poor girl marries you I'm sorry for bee!" "In fact, you're so sorry," said Dew - burst, "that you'd even marry her yourself. Capital! And, now you've said enough, VII wish you good morn- ing." With a mighty effort of self re- straint, Joe pulled himself together, d iesistin the impulse th knock him Q adnow'Lli, sweingg out of the room. g ONE OF THE 8c, He had toet everything--tbe girl he inalerostolgoinoiaotealoeeoligainoteoltOre X loved and the means of earning his i living.- Ile was alone in the world, .leli — n o with no prospect but that of commene- V 0 2°L°17 a Yolina nail Came to Go to te Mg life again In some counting; house, ea° the South 4kfrieun war. X and— Then suddenly he remembered. Masoareoleoleonioafeeoatoae0Seoaeoeeom Only two nights before he had attend - 0 ed deal at the headquarters of his vol- unteer corps. The men had been ask- ed which of them wished to join the C. CITY'S OViri ° "Mr. Redbolt is to go to the governor at once." • Alm Redbolt strode briskly across the zoom. A moment later he was in the I. V. for the front. He thought of the private office. glow that had burned througb his veins, bow he had longed to offer him - Young Mr. Dewhurst, who had man- f and had only been prevented by aged the business since the death of sel' feeling of obligation to his old kis father, gave him a furtive look as his .Se entered and then turned hurriedly I friend's business. Now he was freel to That settled it. Old England was in a bundle of correspondence by his need of help from men such as he. He aide and selected a letter with an air ' was as sound as a bell in wind and of malicious satisfaction. The ball was opened by Mr. Dew - burst unfolding a cantankerous com- plaint from an unimportant customer. at was the merest trifle and quite un- worthy of the .occasion. Nevertheless entered as one of those wbo were ready for service at the front, and he was or - Joe Redbolt was by no means surpris- ed at the tone adopted. For some time past the smallest opportunities had been seized for fault finding, and he knew by instinct that the climax had been reached. "How do you account for this blun- der?" asked Mr. Dewhurst suspicious - His clerk gave a simple, stra.ightfo'n ward explanation, which, to a reasona- ble man, would have been sufficient. But Mr. Dewlaurst was not in a rea- sonable humor. --It appears to me, then, that you are not in any way to blame, Mr. Redbolt," ale said cynically. "I think not." "You never nialee a mistake?" • "Not very often." 'Who is to blame, then?" There was a moment's silence, and the two men looked into one another's "You are, sir," said Redbolt respect- gaffe-. "I acted under your instruc- tions." a' This appeared to, give the unworthy little tyrant his opportunity. "You are more than half imperti- nent," lie said roughly. enve you my word that I don't in - 'Send to be so," said Redbolt, with per- fect good (envoy, "Perimms ow, but I'm tired of it. on forme your proper position and leave crossed my will in several ways." adr. Redbolt colored rather painfully, alid his principal continued, with a smile of spiteful trim:mita "You understand what I allude to?" . The clerk bowed slightly. 'Then I think you had better look abonf for another situation." "Shell we calculate the month from last Monday" inquired Joe Redbolt in for months—perhaps forever. Once it perfectly even. matter of fact voice."' more a gloomy sense of loneliness came "it—yes," said Mr. Dewhurst. "But! upon bine. Everybody else had a num 1 won't ask you to continue your work ' or a relative to see him off. And then— ere." an angel came from heaven? Not Wi a little pile of coins which had been quite. But an earthly angel appeared n the shape of a slight form in a long, toushowing out aireauy, clearly showine • black cloak, wbo was pushing her way that be intended from the first to makefeerishly througli the crowd, eagerly 7"..43 of the opportuulty. I scanning the faces of all the "gentle - For the first time Joe Redbolt looked men in khaki." magry. It was adding insult to Injury, i Then their eyes met, and in a minute to send bitn away at a moment's non tioe, as if he had disgraced himself. he was clasping in his arms the girl who had refused him a month before It was the more outrageous because and in whose presence he had always he was a distant relation of the Dew- 1 been so shy that he had never yet bursts by blood. The two young men dared to press her hand. had been for a short time at school 1 How had it happened? There seemed negether. They had entered the firm; no need, and certainly no time, for ex - together, and Redbolt had worked his . planations. Why had he accepted her way up by sheer ability under old Mr. foolish "no" when sbe never meant Dee'whurst's eye to a responsible post- • tion. eNeturally they knew the same people limb. He had done his turn at volun- teering and could shoot more ,than a little. Within half an hour his name was dered to go before the doctor. That gentleman laughed at him. "If we get 1,400 men as fit as you are," he said, "we shall do well!" Haying successfully passed all the tests and been duly enrolled as one of the City of London Imperial volunteer corps, he felt slightly easier in his mind. It must be confessed that he was in that pleasant frame of mind when a man firmly believes that there is no- body to grieve over him and finds a morbid pleasure in the prospect of a soldier's grave. Most of us get these attacks of de- spondency some time in our lives, and, to tell the truth. it' lasted a very short time with Joe Redbolt. After a few days of hard drill he had lost sight of the possibility of getting killed and was looking forward to making things as unpleasant as possible for the ene- my. At last the final moment came. Ile bad attended tbe services at St. Paul's and sung the national anthem until lie was hoarse. He bad been slapped On the back by hundreds of warm hearted but heavy handed citizens. He had even fought bis way successfully through a mob of enthusiastic patriots all the way from Bunbill row to Nine Elins, Where be was one of the first to arrive. There stood the train waiting to take them to Southampton. There, too, stood the long suffering band, and every minute groups of breathless, ex- cited men in khaki, who had also fougbt their way through the crowd, rushed on to tbe platform. Of course it was all over. There was nothing to be done but get into, the train and say goodby to old London hint to? She always thought he would speak to her again. Why had be been so and to some extent visited the same awkward and brusque In the way he had asked her? He had given her louses, and It was in this way that Bewburst's inherent jealousy had nip -!no chance to say "yes." And it was coed into positive rancor, for that only last night she had learned what had happened--frora Dewhurst's own there was a member of the fair sex at lips—And she had cried all night at the the Inettonit of it is almost obvious. !mischief she had done, and would he The innocent cause of the troublei I forgive her? And did he still care for Rank dreaming of the mischief she wail emitting, had thoroughly enjoyed the her a little bit? rivalry of the two men, as every "Take your seats, there!" roared an daughter of Eve is bound to do, andofficer.' It she had not made it quite clear which was not the time for mock rood- esty, With her arms around bib neck of them was to be favored, which Is eertainly a woman's privilege. ut Joe Redbolt was generally be- lieved to be the lucky man, and Dew- huret had veated his unimenly spite by and tear stained cheeks pressed to his, she promised to wait for MID. "God bless your he wilispered. "And bring you back to me," she an- tliousend annoyances ill the office. swered' And then, with cheers and whistles Hoevever, in love, as war, it is the and the band playing "God Save the ane.xpeeted that Often happens. Joe Queen" and men shouting and laugh - point wank. lag and crying, the train moved out, and the City's Own was en route for New, most men, when they see a clan - the front.—Answers. igeroue rival put out •of court, buey 'their tinirnosity and eveti beconae gen- erone. But this was not the case witb Fred raeealairst. Petty annoyances develop- , ed rapidly into daily Instate until the Morning, as we have seen, he had 'fennel an eiecuse to cut his fornaem achoolfellow adrift. Joe Redbolt picked up the pile of *eine, counted them deliberately and peat them In hie pocket. I "Now, IPred Dewburet,"' be said uskilet, "we are no longer roaster and n, so that I can say what X think." I)ewhur8t 10Ciked rather alarmed Gain mil in pr,*. Mrs. Green—They do say tbat Mr. Slyder gambles. :Isn't it. awful? Mrs. Gray—I should hay it was. Why, it's almost as bad as stealing. If he wine, he robs Some other man; if be loses, he robs his fatality. Mrs. Green—At any rate, it is terri- bly wicked. By the way, I forgot to tell you I wort the flint priee at the whist tournament last hien, a bertufi- ful eilver cup. Mrs. Gray—Oh, you lucky woman! ill...hat:1 'tux taidulaypi deitiO 9 TI:a n seri p t. of 14 years whom Abner adopted. The old man served in a New York regi- ment as a soldier in the Union army. Then he was a trapper and huuter. Ho had a severe fall over in San _Antonio canyon a dozen years ago, and from that time he has been a rattlesnake hunter exclusively. I -Ie not only Instate rattlesnakes on the mountain sides, among the foot- hills wad in the valleys from April te 1 HOW ABNER DODGE MINTS RATTLERS. December, but be has a snake farm of a few acres of rocky, stumpy adobe land on the sides of the canyon back from bis rarusbackle log house. Tbere he has cultivated rattlesnakes for several years. He has built a cheap board feuce about part of his farm, and he and bis boy have piled up a low wall of stones and rocks about the rest of it. Every week scores of tourists in southern California go up in Lytle Creek canyon and, from safe vantage ground, view Abner Dodge's snake Lan. The old man himself, in his self niade clothing of skins and rougb wool- en goods of all hues and fits, is always a subject of keen interest. He used to be a very well informed man, and he evidently came from a good family in New York. Years of a semihermit's life among the mountains and canyons have had their effect OD hirn, and he is ROW a typical mountain character. Abner Dodge and his boy assistant get their livelihood from. the sale a rattlesnake oil to the druggists in the mining regions of California and Ari- zona and also by sellingithe dry skins and rattles from the snakes tattle doz- ens of curio shopkeepers In southern California towns; where eastern tour- ists flock every winter. The rattlesnake king gradually drift- ed into the unique industry by supply- ing in a smallway the wants of min ers, who constantly kept fa.ttlesnake oil in their cabins among the moun- tains. The old man roams over the mountain sides, searches through irri- gating ditches and arroyos, climbs up and down in canyons and travels the country for miles around in search of rattlesnakes, witb DOW and then a shot at some game. "I reckon," said the grizzled old fel- • low, "that I know by this time a fear things about rattlesnakes. I ought to. I have lived next door neighbor to the critters for 25 years. I have got at- tached to them in a way, but yet I wouldn't trust a single one of them * second if be was in reach of Inc. But I'm telling there aren't more wiselike and curious specimens In the brute creation anywhere. ander God's blue heaven tban the bated and despised rattlesnakes. I could sit here on this they became bolder than ever, and log all day and tail ,you things to prove many native Christians were put to that. Only human beings have the death by terrible means. rahis con - tinned until the government at pem sagacity of those crawling reptiles. • was forced to act if it was to "How many have I haadled tn my jug save itself the i ed an My of having day? 'Oh, about 3,500 or 4,000, I foreign troops landed for tfic pure reckoned it up two years ago, and it pose of seppressing the, larwlessness was then abotit 3,300. 1 guess Dan and bringing to justice the leaders of and I base got some 500 or 000 More the °° since then. The best season for snakes tt swai"T' wasonlylast fall that this at - 1 ever had was along in the summer of tempt wee made to put a stop to the 1884—the same year Blaine ran for atrocities of the society, and the fu - President. Well, that year I got over tile attempts at that time promise to 500 snakes. Thine timee 1 ran tete be reppreaotvedee non,. 'Tho was h.Tegoorydeerineodr toof snake nests in spots where no White the in proceed against, the bandita proved man had been for years, and I got naore of a than enemy to them, over 30 Snakes in One day Several friend for after the troops which h, h 'd tiin " MURDEliOtSSOCIETY Depredations Conerilitteel by the Chitiese Boxers. MURDER OF MISMNARY, BROOKS Futile Attempts of the Chinese Guy,r. anent to Punish. the- Bandits -Their Numbers LIStitliaLeti. at 1/vet' 11,000, 000-F010114.n Troop, Allay Ilave to Stip. pross Their Lawies..ness. Chinese officials who, are in 11 pos, ition to secure accurate data estim- ate litat 11,000,000 Chinameit , be, long to the society of boxers, ,or, 118 Lbis same organized baud of ruffians 'was once known, the "6ociety Q1: Lite Great Sword." Ioor the last quarter of a century this society has terrorized the great central provinces of the flowery king- dom, and 'Wrought (loath and oe-, struction in the homes oftheuhvis- tian missionaries. It was their lat- est, atrocity, the murder of a. young Church of England missionary named Brooks, that called for thecolleetive note of the ambassadors- and minis- ters of the poivers. In response to that note the Chinese government, has sent an armed force, against the Boxers, but it is said of this Comic of soldiers that more than One-half be- long to the society, and, consequeue- ly but little good, isexpected from ite Of all the atrocitiesof which this society of ruffians has been accused none are more terrible than the tor- ture and death of this young Church of England missionary. At the time of his death Inc was on his way to join a brother missionary at Shan - Tung. On this journey he passed through a village where a number of the members' of this society were at- tending a native fease, and the cry of "foreign devil," started by a little Chinese girl, announced his presence to the blood -thirsty villains. Almost before he had time to real- ize- what was happening they had surrounded him and began the tor- ture that ended in his death. They pushed Mm about from one to an- other, called him all the vile names of which they could think, beat han with clubs, and finally one of the vil- lains brought a hook to which he had 'attached a, long stout cord, and this he fastened in the poor victim's -nose, and in this manner he :was pulled about the streets. When he attempt- ed to escape he was literally' cut to Pieces with swords. This is but one in a long list of crimes for which this ,society should be called upon eo answer. Several, years ago they attacked and destroy- ed an Ameeican mission at Shan - Tung. The head of tbis mission at that time was Rey. J. II. Laughlin, now of New York city. Other mem- bers of the mission were Rev. R. H. neat, and Dr. J. L. ' Van Schoick. Of this case Rev. Mr. Laughlin says: "We lived in three houses allsur- rounded by a high wall. The first evidence of trouble was a gunshot outside the gate, whereupon the gate- keeper poked out his head to see what was the matter. Instantly a pistol was shot off in his face so that the powder blinded him, although he rec'edved no other wound. "The man fell shriking to the ground, and 25 bandits rushed over his body and 15110 the courtyard. Mr. Bent saw them coining and re- treated into his cottage, but the rob- bers smashed in the door andshot him an the thigh. The missionary seized a piece of the splintered door and ranout, striking right and left. One of, the banaits slashed at him with a sword and aut bis head, an- other wounded him On the arm, but he at last escaped, with his life. "I was romping with my little girl in our 'dining -room and ran out to tuvestigate. I found Mr. Bent's quarters surrounded by a mob of ban- dits, and 'heard them shouting 'Kill! "I rari back to ray quarters, got my wife, and children over the fence .and helped them to a place ,of safety. Mr. Van Schoick did likewise. When we returned the belittles were gone, andthe mission sate lay literally smashed to bits on the ground. Tbe banditshad shaatered it with, inn mense stones and Chen pried it apart .tvith crowbars. The ameatud, of mon- ey secured was small. Sometimes when tae plunder does not equal their expectations they seize theper- son, of one of them victims, blind- fold him, lead him,' about in, a, circle andat last, carry him, off to the mountains, from wheeethey send messages demanding, a ransonn't Another attack on Christian mis- sionaries which called, forth a protest from: Germany, and. which, lost to China the valua,ble, port of Tsin-Tau, which was seized by that govern- ment in default, cif, theprompt pay- ment of an indemnity, was that which resulted in, the murder of some German priests and the looting oe German mission. at Shan -Tung. , The trouble which led 'up no this murder started ia May, 1891; when two nuns . who belonged. In this mie- sion were maltreated by a mob of Boxers, who charged them with be- witching children; The nuns'escaped with slight injuries, but the depae- dations were continued, and the mis- sion stations' 'throughout the peov- ince , were plundereal, and then came the murder of the priests. . As the Chinese government,- took no steps toward punisaing the leaders dispa tolled to Punish tliorn, had re- turned vie( (trio nai lna deR,TacteiL 1.00 officers of the troops e and sent a re- port Lo 9eksng in' which,110,s4.1(1'1,1110- the s0-callid rebels Which the tropps had attacked. ,were merely, an aggro,- 12111.1001 02hd boon n.11iirt.isnse: ()treed() ti\i,Nt,trfil' 0 1,1Siiet oil!ilgett\ v,lottr) warrant ltpou the instigation of, the forei,gn 1)0\v -ors. "Thus, .at, a single stroke," writes Eetiry I). Porter, of,.:Pang,-Chating, in a communication to, the Outlook, the governor peralyeed, 'the,acti cm of every official, _making it iniPossible for, them., to act as they, clesuay saw was best.' The leaders who had sande away. alter the tight quieltly discovered that the governor was oll elicit. side, and Wfithin two- w every man of theni was in, his place again,'' , Itut little better, results .can, be lookea for 11.001 ehe peesent attempt, to suppress this 5ociey .of b(SIICILLS laid murdernow with -far morc'thall olio -half of the force of •eoldiery ehat is Moving against theei composed of itietabers of the 'society". that IS 10111- ulitting the oittrages, and ihe, day may not bo far distant when foreign troops will be landed toguard for-. eign missions in China and another step in the disintegration, of thean- Meat enipire will have been taken. So far the only punishments mated out has been to a few ol the 1,eeci- ers whose heads haye. been cut off and hung itt cages on- thehighways' as a warning to others to desist from their plunderingse but 'it would take thousands of such punishments to prove an effective cure ,among a.ao-, ciety with 11,000,000 members. A BOY bind a File.. If a boy has any. "mechanical faculty" if it comes todhim to use tools. let him be thankful. Such a gift of nature — "gumption" it is sometimes called—deserves to be cultivated. It will serve its posses- sor many a good turn, though it may never serve hira quite as well as it served a man who tells his story in The Cleveland 'Plain Dealer. Ile opened a door for ,himselt.in, a really striking manner. . "When I was 14* years old," he says, "it became necessary for • me to go out in the world and earn my share in the family expenses. I look- ed about with small ,success for, a week or two, and then I. saw, a card hanging in a store window, 'Boy Wanted.' "I pulled down my aair, brushed the front of my jacket, and walked 10. " 'Do you want, a boy?' I asked of the clerk. " `Back office,' he said. 'I walked Mack to the little den with a high partition around it, and Pushing °Pea a door, which I noticed was slightly ajar, cap in hand, I stepped in. "It was a chilly day in November, and before I spoke to the proprietor. Nvho was bending over a desk, I turned to close the door. It squeak- ed horrible- as I pushed if shut, and then I found that it wouldn't latch. It had shrunk so that the socket, which should have caught the latch was a trifle too high. was a boy of some mechanical geilius, and I noticed what the trouble was imme- diately. " 'Where did yon learn to close doors?' said the man at the desk. "I turned around quickly. " 'At home, sir.' " 'Well, ee-hat do you want?' ". 'I came to see about the boy wanted,' I answered. " `Oh!' said the man, with a grunt. Pe seemed rather gruff, but somehow his,- cense speech didn't dis- courage me. 'Sit down,' he added, 'I'm busy.' , 'I looked back at the door: a 'If you don't mind,' said' 'and if a little noise won't, disturb you, fix that door while I'm waiting.'" " 'Eh?' he said quickly. 'Alleright. Go ahead.' "I had been sharpening, my skates that mornina, and the shore ale• I used was still in my pocket.. In a few miuutes I had filed down the brass socket so that, the latch fitted nicely. I closed the door two or three times to see that it was right. When I put my file back in my pock- et and turned' around, the man, at the desk was.starieg at me, " 'Any parents'?' he asked. " 'Mother ' 1 answered: • ve her come herewith you at two o'clock0T,. he, said, and, turned 'Ha, "At 25 I was a partner In e hboau ckto his writing. th se, and at 85 I had a half -inter- est. 1 always attributed the foun- dation, ofany good fortune, to the only recommendation I then had in iny possession—the file.'t Wound br the Sun. A clock is to, be seen at Brussels which comae as near to being a per- petualanotion machine as is likely to be invented; for the sun does the winding. The inethod by which it works l described in The Optician. A shaft exposed to the solar rays causes an up draft of stir, which sets a fan in motion. The fan acts upoa a mechanism which raises the weight of the clock until it reaches the top, and then puts a brake on thafan till the weight has gone down a little, when the fan is again liberated, and proceeds to act as before. As long as tho. san shines frequent- quently enough, and the machinery does not wear out, the clock will keep going. ,Ju -.t far Fn... Druinniond used to tell some amus- ing stories about the penalties of his American fame. Extraordinery let- ters used to Inc wafted to him across the Atlantic. One of thenn ean as folloeve: Dear Sir: I am a widow now with one son 'of twelve years of acre. He eammises well, and I think could be 8ccurod for the kihgamn if you would send him autograph copy of you' sweet hymn, 'Are they safe with Mai?' " What .t,,oper( allStorner-I could not make the watch go to save My life. Did you have to do much to it? , Jeweler—Oh, no; not much, We just took that picture of your wife out of the ease; that was all. THE ETERNAL FEMININE. t5ow the Loolting-6-1,iss Wag Received in Sam al il.imid. Mrs. Mail (30.1'd1101'. Qn 0110 of ber big -game shooting expeditions in Somaliland, gave a native woman a . lookiog-glass, say s Tit -Bits. She was so delighted -with the first clear -sight; of her dueley countenance that she sat ahrough two entire deys and nights outside Mrs. Gardner's tent gazing with rapture at her own re- fleceion. On the morning of the third day the fame of the looking - glass had spread through the coun- try, and a row of 40 Somali women collected front far and near, were 'en- gaged in taking an admiring turn at the magic mirror. When Mr. Gard - rime came on the scene she was green- ed by 40 feminine Somali voices joined, in chorus, and each begging for. a looking -glass "all to, herself." But, alas! for the limitations of a sporting outfit, the dusky belles were obliged, to coutent 'themselves with the one mirror. And the woman with the looking -glass remained for many weeks the most important per- son in Somaliland. ' 110 Made 15 :11111lierli. Upward of 30 years ago, when Domed Mayclolo was a roadside black- smith at Norwich, N.Y., six car- penters came ta the village from the next county to work on a, new church. One of them having left his hammer behind came to the black- smith's to get one made, there being none which gave satisfaction in the village store. "Make me a good one," said the carpenter, "as gbod as you know how." ''But," said the young blacksmith, •who had already considered hammers, and had arrived atsome notion of what a hammer ought to be, and had a proper con- tempt for cheapness, in all its forms, "Perhaps you don't want to pay for as.good a hammer as I can make?" "Yes, I do; I want a good ham- mer." And so David Maydole made good hammer that perfectly satis- fied the carpenter. The next clay the' man's five com- panions came, and each of them wanted just suah a hammer, and, when they were done the employer came and ordered two, more. Next the storekeeper of the village order- ed two dozen, which were bought by a- New York toot merchant, who left standing ordersfor as many such hammers. as David afaydole could make, and from that day to this he has gone on making hammers, until now he has 115 man at work. He has never pushed, never borrowed, never tried to compete with others in price, because other men had clone so. His only, care was to make a per- fcct hammer, to make such as people wanted and no more, and to sell them at a fair price. Boys, what- ever you undertake, do it perfectly with your might and you avill suc- ceed. illiavn's raiek. Here is a good story of a man call- ed William who is engaged as a win- dow -cleaner at a certain great hotel in London. One morning, William, instead of doing his' work, was amus- ing himself by reading the paper, and, as bad luck would have it, the man- ager looked in. "What's this?" Inc said. William was dumbfounded. "Pack up your things and go," said the manager. So poor Williorn went to the office, drew the money which was owing to him, and then went upstairs and put ou his Sunday clothes. Coining down he went to say "Good-bye" to some of the other servants, and there he. happeaed to run across the mana- ger, who did not recognize him in his best coat. "Do you want a job?" asked the. manager. • "Yes, sir," said William. "Can you clean windows?" "Yes, sir." . "You look a handy sort of chap. I only gave the last man 22c, but give you 25c. "Thank you, sir," said William; and in half an hour he was in the same old room cleaning the windows this. time, and not reading the paper. Plat fl laik. Without Asking Why — How good true friendships, and how we value those who are loyal and true to us through evil as well as good report. When all men speak well of us, wee think everything secure; even the friendships of all who have. known, us. But, alas! Our friends, whom. we thought so true desert us without ever asking why. It may Inc the Joss of this world's goods; it may be tae foul breath of .slander- or it may be the silent whisperings of some en- emy resolutely determiniag to pull us down in the opinion of the commun- ity. What is friendship worth which goes with the dew of slander and, sus- , picion? A true and tried ,friend is worth having and keeping. Things of this world are unstable and inse- cure, but there is a home where son - now never entera nor ever blows. • l'unifihmetit 'SIS 11 150,11y Burt% 111timml5. The prettiest child story, that I have seen lately is in French. A mother tells her little girl that be- cause she has been naughty she will not kiss her for a week. Before two clays have gone by the child's lips hunger so for her mother's kiss that she begs her not to punish her any more. The mother says: "No my deer. I told you that I should not kiss you, and I must keep my word." "Dat, mamma, mannna," Says the little girl, "would It be breaking yoiir word if you shoind kiss me just. once to -night when I'm asleep?" 15 s' 'Hurry. She had paused veith her pen in the air. "What's the matter?" asked the other girl; "can't you finish your lotter?" "Yes, But I don't feel quite sure whether I ought to say 'yours truly' or 'yours respectively' or 'yours sincerely.' a She thonght awhile longer and then exclaimed: "1 know what I1l do. I'll sign it .twoUrs In hasta.k