Exeter Advocate, 1900-4-26, Page 3CIIRIST AND CREEDS
Dr. Talmiage's Timely Discourse
on Religious Doctrines.
'LOOSE HIM AND LET HIM GO,"
Woula'..Teee naonenity From LILO Gray.,0+:
ClOtheS Of Old ltleclesitistical Do*aa 6
--Siallpili Fal 111 ill Cilrilit Ili tilli Tohl
Of Uill'ifiiialliLy.
. 01,13 .
,3shington 'April 22. --- At a time
when the old ceseussion Of creed:, is
being vigorously and soineweal el te
telly revived this discourse of ea,
Talmage has a speeial interest, nhe
text as John xi, eel: "Loose hin and
let him go."
My Bible is at the place of this
text weitten all over with lead pen-
cil marks made at Bethany on the
ruins of , the house of 'nary and Mar-
tha and Lazarus. We dismounted'
/nom our horses on the \Vay rup from
,Jordan to the Dead Sea. ,Bethany
WilS the summer eeening retreat of
. e. Jesus. After spending the day in the
ct- tiot city of Jerusalem' he :would .come
' Out there almoet every evening to
the , house of his three friends. .1
. think' the occupants of that house
were orphans, for the father , and
Mother are not mentioned, ,But the
F1011 and two daughters must have
inherited property, for it must have
' beeri, judging from what I saw of the
foundations and the size of the rooms
' an opulent home.. Lazarus, the bro-
ther, was now at the'head of the
, household, and his sisters depended on
, hini'. and were 'proud of ,hine for he
was 'very popular ,and everybody lik-
ed,,him, and these girls were Splendid
girls ---Martha a first nate housekeep-
er and Mary a spirituelle, somewhat
dreamy; but ,affectionate and as good
a girl as could be found in all Pales-
tine.' But one day Lazurus got sick.
'From the characteristics otherwise
developed, r judge that Martha pre-
pared the medicines and made tempt-
ing dishes of food for the poor .ap-
Petite of the 'suffeeer, but Mary pry -
ed ' and ' sobbed, Worse and worse
getS Lazarus until the doctor an-
nounces that , he can do no , more.
The shriek that went up from that
household. when. the last breath had
been, drawn and the two sisters were
: being led by sympathizers into . the
adjoining room all those of us can
ima.gine who havehad our own heart
.broe'en. But why was not Jesus
there as he so often had been? Far
• away. in the country districts,
Preaching, healing other sick, how un-
fortunate that this 'Omnipotent Doc-
tor had 'not been at that domestic• ,
crisis . in Bethany. When at last
Jesus arrived in Bethany, Lazarus
had been buried for days and disso-
lution' had taken place. In that cli-
mate , the breathless 'body disintegrat-
es more rapidly than in ours. If,
immediately after decease; the -body ,
had been awakened. irito life, unbe-
lievers. might have said he was only
•,.
in a comatose state or in a sort of
• trance and by some vigorous manipu-
lation or Powerful stimulant vital-
ity had been renewed. No! Four
.111days dead. '
At the door of .the sepulcher .is a
, ,crowd of people, but the three most
atnemorabie are Jesus, who was the
family friend, and the two bereft sis-
•,ters. We went into the traditional
, tomb one December . day, and at is
deep down and dark, and With torch. -
..es we explored it. , We found it all
quiet that afternoon o1. our visit,
but the day spoken of in the 'Bible
,there was present an waited multi-
tude. i won der what j es es will do?
,Ile ordere el he door of i he erave re-
inoved.and then he begins to descend
•the steps, Mary and Afeertha ' close
:,after thine.. Deeper dawn into' the
,shadows and. deepen! The . hot tears
.of Jesus roll over his cheeks and
eelash upon the back of his 'hands. '
, Now all the whispering- and all the
,crying and all the sounds of shuf-
ffinglifeet are stopped. It is the sil-
ence. of expectancy. Death had con-
quered, but now the vanquisher of
,death confronted the scene. Amid the
•'awful hush of the tomb,1 the familiar
name which 'Christ h'ad often had up -
01 this lips in the hospitalities of the
village home came back to his ton-
gue, and with a pathos and an al-
mtghtiness of which the resurrection
,of the last day shall only. be 'an echo
he . cries,' "Lazarus, come forth!"
The eyes ..of the slumberer open, and
he rises 'aed comes to the foot 01 the
steps' fund with ' great difficulty begins
to ascend,' for the. cerements ' of the
tomb are yet on him, and his feet
are fast and hiss hands are fast and
the impediments to 'all his movements
,eare ' so great that Jesus comanands :
"Take, off , these .' ceroments! 'Remove
./
these hindrances! , Unfasten these
' 'graveclothes! Loose him, and 'let
him go!" ,
The unfortunate thing ' now is that
so many 'Christians are only half lib-
erated. They have been raised from.
the death and burial of sin into .spir-
ltual life, but they have the grave-
clothee on them.. They are, like Lae -
ants, hobbling up the stairs of the
tomb bound hand and foot, and the
' object ,of this sermon is to help free
their body and free their souls, and I
shall' try to obey the IVIaster's coin-
rna,nd that comes to ,rne and comes
to every minister of religion, "Loose
him, and let'him go!". '
Many are bound hand and foot by
religious creeds. . Let no man 'Misin-
terpret- me 'as anta'gonizing creeds. I
have eight or ten , of therne-a creed
about. religion, a ereed about art, a
creed about social life, a Creed. about
' government, and so , ont A creed Is
something that a man believes N,rhe-
ther it be written or unwritten. The
Presbyterian Church is now agitated
about its creed. Some good men in
it are for 'cooping it beeause ft Was
framed from the ' belief of ';folin Cal-
' vin.. Other good men in it want re-
vision. 1 ani. With neither party.
Instead Of revision 1 -emelt eubstitue
tion. I was sorry to' have the ques-
tion disturbed at all. The creed did
not hinder us fro In offer ihg the pare,
don and the comfort of the gospel to
all men, and the Westrnillster Confes-
sion has not interfered with Inc one
minute, But now that the electric
lights have liehi turned op the im-
perfectiOnS 01 that creed-eel/1d enern-
thittg that mail feenions irrinerfeet
—let ns out the old creed respectful-
ly aside and get a brand new One.
It is imposeible that people, WhQ
Imodreds or years ago should fash-
ion an aPPropriate creed for our
times, John, Calvin was a great and
geed man, but he died :d36 Years ago.
The best centuries of Bible etuny
have come since then, 'and explorers
have done, thole work, and you might,
as well have the "world go back and
stick to what Robert Fulton !new
about steamboats and reject elle sub-
sequent improvements..in navigation,
and go back John Gutenberg, the
inventor of the art. of printing,• aud
• tejoet all modern enewsOaPer Presses,
anti' go hack to Woe time when tele-
graphy \vas the of sigmas
or the burning of bonfires on the hill-
tops aud reject the magnetic wire
which is the tonssue of nations as to
igncee all exegetes and the philolo-
gists and aim theologians of the last
8:30 years and put your head .under
the sleeve =of the gown of ,a. sixteen -
the century doctor.
you say, "it is the same
•old L'ible, .and John Calvin had that
as well as ,the present ,student, of the
Scriptuves." .Yes; so it is the same
old sun in the heavens, but .in our
time it has gone to making daguer-
reotypes laid photogrephs. .It. is the
same one water; but in • our century
it has gone to running steam engines,
11 is the same old. electricity; but ta
our time it has become a lightning -
f ooted ereamel•boy. . So. it is the old
Bible, but .110 \V eimplications, • new
uses, new interpreLatioeS. 'You must
remember ,that during the last 300
years words, have changed their
meaning, .and some of them now
mean more and ome dess •do
not think that . John Calvin believed,
as some say he did, ,in .the damna-
tion of infants, although some of the
recent hot disputes wotad Seem• to
Imply that there is such a thing as
the damnation of infants.,
We must remember that good John
Calvin was a logician and a meta-
physician,d anby the proclivities of
his nature put some things in an un-
fortunate way. Logic has its • use
and metaphysies has les use, but they
are not good at making creeds.
What a time we have had with the
dogmatics, the apologetics and the'
heremeneutics. The defect in some'
oi the creeds is that the try:to te1,1
us all, about the decrees of God.aroo,
the only hatinah being that eVae ever,
competent to liandle.that subject was
andthe evould not have . been
competent had be net been. inspired.
I believe in tho sovereignty of God
aed 1 believe in man's free aeco-
cy, but no ,one man can haertionize the
two: it ie not nedessaek that We:
harmoniee them. Every sermon, that,
I have fever, heard that attempted
such. . harmonization . was to ,ole as
clear as a :London, fog, as clear , as
mud. My brother o1. the nineteenth
century; • give ns Paul's 'statement:
and leave out your 'own. :Better One
chapter Of Pent :on that subject' than
all of Calvin'sinseitutes, able , .and
honest and mighty as they are. Do
not try to ineasinte either the :throne
of God or the thunderbolts 'of Cod
with your little steel- pen. What do
You know about the decrees? You
cannot pre open the door of Godes ete
ernal :counsels.. YoU.,cannot -explain
the mysteries of God's governnient
now; much less the myeteries of his
government five hundred quintillion
years age.
I -move :for a Creed for all Our : de-
nominations made out. of 'Scripture
quotations' pure and simple. . That
wduld take the earth for God. : That
Would be impregnable against infidel-
ity, and Apollyonic assault. That
would be beyond. :human criticism.
The denomination, whateverits name
be, that ca.n rise, up, to that will be
the church, of the millennium, win
swallow up all other edenominations
and be the one 'that. will be the bride
When the Bridegroom cometh. ' Let
us make it .,simpler and plainer .for
people to , get. into the kingdom' of
But there are those who could add
unto the tests •rather than subtract
from them: ,,There are thousands
who would not accept persons into
church membership if they drink wine
or if they smoke cigars or if they
attend the theatre or if they play
cards or if they drive a fast lest -se.
But do not substitute tests which the
Bible does not establish. There is
one passage of Scripture wide enough
to let all in who ought to enter and
to keep out all who ought to be kept
out, "Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ
and thou shalt' be saved." Get a
man's hearf right, and his. life will
be right.
Again, there are Christians who
are under sepulchral sliadows and
fears and 'toppled by doubts and fears
and sins long ago repented of. What
they need is to understand the liber-
ty of the sons of God. ' They spend
more time under the shadow of Sin-
ai than at the base ,of Calvary.
Wbat ,many of you Christians most
need is to get your graveclothes off.
I rejoice that you have been brought
from the death of e -in to the life of
the gospel, but you need to get your
hand loose, and your feet loose,and
your tongue loose, and your soul
loose. There is no sin that the Bible
so arraigns and puma -urea and, flagel-
lates as the sin of unbelief, and that
is what is the matter with you.
"Oh," you say, "if you knew what
I once was and how many tithes I
have g,rievouslY strayed You „would
understand why I do not ,come out
brigh ter !"' Th en think you wo u d
call yourself the chief of sinners. I
am grad you hit upOn ehat term, for
II have a promise that ats into your
case as the cogs of one wheel be-
tween the cogs of one vheel be-
es the key ftts into the labyrinths 01
a lock. .
A man who was once called Saul,
P01 afterwards Paul, declared, "'Jails
is a faithful saying and worthy of ell
acceptation that Christ Jesus , came
into the world to save sinneee, oi
whom I run chief.'' As -ark that—''of
whoIt am chief." ''Put down your
overcoats ancl hats, and I will take
care of them while you kill Stephen."
So Saul said to the , stoners of the
first martyr. ,d0 not 0030 1eX•
ert myself much, but I will guard
yonr surplus 0 /mare] while 'you (lc
the minder ,'' The NeW TOS ta 11(on 1
aceount says, "The witnesees laid
down their clothes at a young inards
fects whose name was Saul." No
wonder he said, "Sinners, of whoni
I am chief." '
Christ is used to climbiog. I -le
Climbed to the top of 'the temple. Ile
climbed 'to the 5top .of Mount Olivet.
Ile plimbed to ;the top of the cliffs
about Nazareth. He climbed to the
top of Golgotha. And tothe top of
the hills and mountains of your
tranAgression be is ready to climb
with pardoo fonevery one of you. The
groan of Calvary ie mightier' than the
, thunder of Sinai. :Pull reeetpt is ,of-
fered fbr all anciebtedness. If one
throw a *tone at midnight into a
bush where , the hedge bird roosts; it
nnmediately begins to sing', and Into
the midnight hedges of your despond-
ency these words I hurl, hoping to
awaken you to anthem. Drop the
'tunes in the minor key and take the
major. De you think it pleases the
Lord for you to be carrying around
\vith you the debris and carcasses of
Old Transgressions? You make me
think of some ship that has had a
tempestuous time at sea and now
that it proposes another voyage keeps
on its davits the damaged lifeboats
.and the.splinters of a shivered mast
and the broken glass of a smashed'
skylight, My advice is: Clear the
• decks, overboard with all the dam-
aged rigging, brighten up the salted
smokestacks, open a new logbook,
haul in the planks, lay out a
course and -Set sail for heaven., You
have had the spiritual dumps long
enough. You will please' the Lord
more by being happy than ,by being
miserable. -
Again, my text has good advice'
concerning any Cliristain hampered
ancl bothered and bound by fear of
his own dissolution. To such the
book.. refers when .10 speaks of those
who through fear of death were all
their lifetime subject lo bondage. The
most of us,• even if •VVO have the
Christian hope, are cowards about
death. If a plank fall from a scaf-
folding and justigrazes our hat, how
pale we look! Ilf the Atlantic ocean
plays with •the 'steamship, pitching 11
towards the 'heavens and letting it
suddenly drop, how .even the .Christ -
fan passengers pester the steward or,
stewardess as to whether there is,
any danger, and the captain, wlio has
been all night on the bridge and
chilled, through, coming in for a cup
of coffee, is assailed with a whole
batterYof questions as to what he
thinks of the weather. And many of
the best people ,are, as Paul says,
throughout their lifetime in bondage
by fear of .de,atin My brothers and
sisters if we made full use of our
religion we would scion get over this.
One of our first realizations in get-
ting out of this world, I think, will
Pc that In this world we were Very
much .peut up and had 'cramped
apartments and were kept on the
limits. The most, even of our small
world, is water, and the water .says
to the 'human race, "Don't come
.here or you .will drown." A few
thousand feet up .in the atmosphere
is uninhabitable, and the atmosphere
says to the human race', "Don't come
up here or you cannot breathe." . A
few miles down the earth is a fur-
nace of fire, and the fire says, "Don't
come here or you will burn." The
caverns of the mountains are full of
poisonous gases,. and the gases say,
"Don't come here or you will be
asphyxiated." And, :crossinga s 4-
racg,
you, must look ,out ,or you will be
croshed. And, standing by a steam
boiler, you must look out: or you will
be blown up. And pneumonias and
pleurisies and consumption aad apo-
plexies go across .this earth in flocks,
in droves, in herds, ,and it is a world
of equinoxes and .cyclones and graves.
Yet we are under the delusion that
it is the only fit place to stay in.
We want to stick to the wet plank in
midocean while the great ship, the
City of God, of the Celestial line,
goes sailing past arid would gladly
take us up in a lifeboat. My Christian
friends, let me tear off your de-
spondencies and frights about disso-
lution. My Lord commands me re-
garding you, saying, ."Loose hitn„
and let him go!"
Heaven is 90 per cent. better than
this world, a thousand per cent. bet-
ter, a million per cent. better. Take
the gladdest, brightest, most jubilant
days you ever bad on earth and com-
press them all into one hour, and
that hour would be a requiem, a fast
day, a gdomn, a horror, as compared
with the poorest hour they have had
in heaven since its first tower was
built or its first gates swung or its
first song caroled. "Oh," you say,
"that', may be true, but I am so
afraid of crossing, over. from .this
world to the next. and I leer the
snapping of the cord, between soul
and body," Well; all the • surgeons
and scientists declare that there is 010
pang at the parting` of the body and
soul, and all the restlessness at the
closing hour of life is , involuntary
and no distress at all. The cage of
the body has a door on easy hinges,
and when that door of the physical
cageopens the soul Simply puts out
its wings and soars.
"But," you say, "I fear to go be-
.
cause the future is so inn Of mys-
tery." Well. I will tell .yOu how to
treat the -naysteeies. The mysteries
have ceased 'bothering me, for I do
as theejuclg,es of our courts often do.
They hear all the arguments in the
case and they say. "I will take these
papers and give you my decision next
-week." So I have heard all the argu-
ments in regard to the next world,,
and some things Inc uncertain and
full of mystery, and so 1 fold up the
papers, and reserve until the next
world my decision about themn. I
can there study all the 'mysteries to
better advantage, for Ole light, \vill
Pc better and my faculties stronger,
and 1 will ask the Christian philoso-
phers, who, have had all the advent-
a,ges of heaven for centuries, to help
me, and I, may be permitted myself
humbly to ask the Lord, and I think
there will be only- one, mystery left;
that will be ono so linWerthsr as my-
self got into . such, an enraptured
place. Come up out of the sepulchral
shadows. If you are not Christians
P3' faith in Christ, ceine Up Pito the
light; and ?/ you are already Jilts
Lazarus, reanimated, but etill have
your ,grave clothes 00, got rld of
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coomj,ita /Id is, "Leese him,
tcnd et
'1)
A YOUNG GIRL'S W074.
sHa WAS PASSIONATELY FOND UF
ALL KINDS OF CANDY.
But the Special Brand She Encoun-
tered Le the Douse of a Friend
Gave lifer ilinsestie•e oraiera4 a Much
Needed Chance to Rest.
• "What Is the matter?" asked the blue
eyed girl. "You look nervous, and you
haven't noticed that there is a darn on
the elbow of my left sleeve, though I
came in quite ten minutes ago, and"-
ami--er-a little nervous, dear,"
sighed the girl \vial the curling lashes
-"uot Cross, you know, but" -
"Of couese not. Only fathers and
husbands are cross. dVe are naturally
• so much more amiable that" -
"We are merely nervous? I know it.
Isn't it nice Of us too? I -I went to
see Phyllis this morning."
"You were )Vise to go to See her in
the inovning if you veahe wanted to
talk to Per. Ralpb looks in on his way
to business in the morning, drops in
again, at limeldime, calls to take her
for a walk after oflice hours and spends
the evening with her. That is all, 1 be-
lieve, except that lie usually calls her
_up once or twice a day by telephone
and sends her a box of bonbons or a
bunch Of roses."
"Al'hui! Just like a man; he gives
her no time to rest, ruins her digestion
with candy and then expects her to be
amiable."
"You can't expect a man to be really
'ordeal dear Lucky for Phyllis too.
A logical person would have noticed
that lier hair is six shades too light to
really belong to her complexion. \That
did she have to tell you about him to-
day?"
"I -I really don't know, dear. I had
some awfully interestiug samples, and
I really didn't listen. I am not selfish,
like Phyllis, but I bad rather think
about my own affairs than talk about
those of other people. While I was
there Ralph called her up over the tele-
phone. That horrid little brother of
hers came in to tell her."
"lies, I notice that he is always ready
to carry messages now that she has
candy to distribute. But Ellie was
there, too, wasn't she? I met her on
the way."
"She was. I waited a long time for
and what do you think she had
clone? She had gone down to ask
Ralph's sister if he was quite well, be-
cause she was sure that she had heard
him cough over the telephone, and she
knew if he died of consumption she
would die too,"
"Oh, my goodness, gracious me! And
she forgot" -
"All about me, dear. I waited, how-
ever, because I didn't want to go home.
Mamma was all ready to take me to
see Aunt Alive, and I -I don't like to
hear Aunt Alice talk about birthdays
and what I did when I was 16."
"So you waited to comfort Phyllis. I
see."
''T waited a long time." sighed the
girl with the curling lashes. "As I sat
there my eyes fell on a box of candy
Mill in its original wrappings. I-er--
ain rattier fond of candy, so I"--
"Fielped yourself. Of course you did.
Phyllis wouldn't care. She has so
inuch nOW that she keeps boxes un-
opened for days in her room."
"No, I didn't help myself. By and
by Ellie came in. She'was talking
about Edmund. She seems to fancy
that he is dreadfully in love with me.
I can't imagine how she ever got the
idea."
"Nor I, dear, unless you accidentally
gave it to her yourself. What did she
say?"
"She seemed to fancy that the
candy was mine, dear. I believe that
she-er--thought that Edmund had
sent it to me."
"rim! She doesn't know him very
well, does she?"
"I'm sure I don't know. I bated her
to think that I was stingy about it,
so" -
"Yon opened it, of course. I only,
hope that there was some left for Phyl-
lis when she came In."
"There was not. I -I said I'd share
my candy with her. I wish now I
hadn't."
"Why? Did Phyllis come and
catch" -
"No. It was worse than that. When
I opened the box, there was no candy
in it -only a horrid mouse. The little
brother had eaten the candy and put
the mouse in for a joke!"
"Ola, my goodness, gracious; you
poor" -
"That was not all. Edmund happen-
ed to be passing the house, and my
screams brought laim in to see if any
one was murdered. And, if you will
believe it, that mean Effie told him the'
whole tbing!" --Philadelphia North
American.
'Thankful.
MONTREAL FREE.
No Longer AnY Fear of Bright's
Disease Since Dodd's Kidney
Pills Came Into Use,
All Kidney Diseases Rave Been Ren-
dered itarnt1e44-1dar1a Ottimond's
case of itlieumatism--lier Grati-
tude for Dodd's Kidney Tills.
Montreal, Anvil 16.-AnOther euro
by Dodd's Kidney Pills is reported in
this city. This time it is Rh.euma-
tism 'which that excellent remedy has
conquered. Tilers, hare been scores of
similar gases this winter, few of
which have reached the press. Rheu-
matism is so common in this city -
as it is indeed throughout the prov-
ince -that every day. Dodd's Kidney
Pills are coming more and more int°
general use. In Montreal alone there
Parc been dozens of cures of Rheu-
matism Ity Dhcld's Kidney Pills re-
ported sinee last fall.
Rheumatism is seldom curable /le
treated by the majority of physicians
and at hospitals. But more than one
doctor. has confessed of recent years
that he has cured Rheumatism by the
use of Dodd's Kidney Pills celebrated
as the first and only cure ever known
for either Brie:h.-Cs Disease or. Dia-
betes.
That this latter claim is true has
been proved over and over again in
Montreal. In fact Bright's Disease
is 310 longer the dreaded malady it
was ten years ago, when to be seized
P3' Bright's Disease meant certain
death. Now Dodd's Kidney Pills are
well known and by their use Bright's
Disease is thrown from the system.
Dodd's Kidney Pills are just as
efficacious in the treatment of maladies
resulting from disordered kidneys as
they arefor local kidney disease
themselves. Here is an instance:
"I have followed the treatment of
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umabislil from which. I have been
suffering for six years, but I got no
relief from it. I have taken seven
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills, and 1
am completely cured. I am telling
all my friends of the excellence of
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times a day."
Yours truly,
MARIA GUIMOND,
St. Flavie.
Don't Worry -
Worry is the twin sister of nervous-
ness. Neither should ever enter into
the daily life of anyone. God, in
His all -wise providence, put the head
of a human being an top, that all be-
neath it might be subservient to it.
There is something wrong above the
eyes, in the region of the will power,
when one becomes nervous in the
sense of excitablity. "Know thyself, '1
is zood: control thyself is better.
Worry ancl excitement never aided
any one. Any fool can get along
when everything is all right, but it
takes a wise man, a level-headed
man, to get along and not worry nor
become nervous when everything is
all wrong. -Ladies' Horne journal.
To Preyenals Better Than to Repent.
A.little medicine in the shape of the won-
derful Pellets which areknown as ,Parine
lee's 'Vegetable Pills, administered "at the:
proper time :and :with: the directions 'ad-
hered to often prevents a se:rheas:eft/Mk of
sickness and save money which would go
to the doctor. ,In all irregulerities ofthe
digestive organs ,the.y are an .invaluable
corrective and by cleansing the blood they
clear the 'skin of imperfections.
I can eat well, ancl my digestion is good.
Miller's Compound Iron Pills did it.
cause for Alarm.
The other day a Vicksburg wife
went into the country on a visit,
without saying anything to, or leav-
ing word for her husband. He was
uneasy on returnng home, and made
enquries among the neighbors.
"Gone !--missing exclaimed one
woman, "Why, I should think you'd
be uneasy about her 1"
"I am," lie replied, wearing a sor-
rowful look, for some one has got to
split the wood to get the breakfast
with!"
I was pale and weakly for years. Alit
ler's Oen/pound Iron Pills brought about
a change.
But the World Went on.
• In 1186 astrologers said the world
would be destroyed by conjunction of
the planets. A few years later an-
other alarm was raised, and in 133
Simon Goulart claimed a mountain
had opened in Assyria end a scroll had
been shown him on which was writ-
ten the prediction that the world was
coining to an end. ,He frightened
everybody.
A new back for 50 cents. Miller's
Kidney Pills and Plester.
C• omets Are Plentiful.
Astr,ononaers tell ns that in our
solar system there are at least 17,000,-
000 comets of all sizes.
amrornmvetemimetnr
Master (who has come down and
found beeakfast not ready)-i'm very
angry indeed, Annie!
.
New Servant -Oh, sir, I'm so glad,
beeauSe if your face was always like
that, hew awful it would be -I should
have to leaven -Ally Sloper.
OT
JOHN LABATT London,
Are undoebtodly THE BEST.
Testimonials from 4 chemists, 10 medals, 12
diplomas, The most wholesome of beverages.
Recommended by Physidians, For owe eyo1'3wherr-
JilicIes For cltliareet,
1Vilere inotliess fuel fmtirs S,'0010 te
we held of their childreo ie in a lecic Of,
interest in tlieir airmsenie1 ts. li()ye field
girls 11110 !lave retudied the age of 12 or
t h rea bummls want 0001 other eeeu1 11 tion
beeides gc)iies to ecliool and , reaming
al200 of ter school hours, 11 111 just at this
age that the eitildreil need interesting lei
some bobby. If they do tiot take up the
lioppy whet] (3m my are yotmg, ihoro is very
littlt probability that they have tinie
to do so 111 after years. The need of the,
grown up folks of tliv present day is 11)01e
Bach dit,"s work scents to ewallow ug
• all orie's energy until there is hardly eily„
time for improvement of any sort. It is
becituee /11011 Ilnd Women. 110 not 1,:now
hcav to use Ile 13rotitably Ibm few spare
mnintee they tilay have in the day thee
We have so malty goselininss
wives, (11'11111:en btisliands 011(1 riegleetiel
children. The lieys mail girls shotild be
encouraged to ii)tereet tbanisen-es 11
worlt of seine leirel, either hi lemmal la-
bor, such ne cespentry, wood earving 00
elate] Ivork, 111 Nvorit for those p(rorer 00
weaker 1111111 themeolves, or else lit some
speeitil branch or study. 5)1011 110
chemisti-y, cooltery or dairy Ivorit. Not
only will 101120 5u.011 hobby serve to occu-
PY what would otlierIvise be wasted
hours, but in efter years it might be
source of inconte.
Life's Ups and Downs.
Happily for us. hurnan nature has itt
virtues as well as its frailties, and one of
the most noteworthy of the former is the
cheerful way the majority of people
adapt themselves to alteved circuna
stances.
"It is really amusing," remarked a for-
mer leader of society, who, owing to pe-
cuniary reverses, has ceased to struggle
to retain her position in the "swim," "to
meet other `have beens' like myself in the
various economie establishments where
try to make 51 (..0 the work of 55.
"I went hito a I() cent store the other
day to replenish my kitchen utensils, and
there I found Mrs. Goneby on the same
errand. We both had to laugh. 'We were
not doing this 35 years ago, were wer
she exclaimed. I, do not believe either of
us then knew the difference between a
saucepan and a frying pan.
"We spent an amusing half hour to-
gether, nevertheless, seeing how much we
could get for a pittance. I do my owe
marketing now, and I often meet ray old
friends cheerfully buying their mutton
chops at the cheapor places. I must sag
that 1 admire our :Adaptability, and it is
a genuine satisfactinn to me to find that
I can actually be interested and content-
ed in occupeing my time with what I
should once have considered the sordid
details of life."
Their Only Disagreement.
The only mai nal difficulty that Victor
Herbert, the coniposer and director, and
Mrs. Herbert ever had occurred, accord-
ing to Mrs. Herbert, during theirhoney-
moon, while crossing the "Atlantic. It
wits brought :about by seasickness. The
composer was sick. anti Mrs. Herbert
was also ill. Their illness took the forma
of inteuse irritabiles and morbid sensi--
tiveness. Each movement of the ship pro-
dueed a groan from :hem and each noise -
on board the veseel nn indignant protest.
They tried 10 sympatbize with each other,.
but their voices let ked sincerity.
At the end of 1 111 third day the cora-
posete after recovering- leen) a lurch of
the vessel, said:
"Dear, I have one -favor to ask. Don't
speak to me arab, on board this ship un-
til we reach shore, or I shall throw my-
self overboard."
"313' dear," answered Mrs. Herbert,'
with her first sigh of relief since ena-
beriting, "thank you. I've been wanting
to ask you that same favor myself all
clay." -- Philndelphia Saturday Evening
Post. s -
The Capable Woinan.
If a monument is ever reared to com-
memorate the virtues of the woman who
has done the most for the world, it will
not be erected to the woman genius -the
poet, painter, writer or reformer. It will
Pc built in honor of the capable woman -
the woman who possesses what our New
England cousins call "faculty," the wo-
man of ability, adaptability and capabil-
ity, who has met every situation in Ole
and filled it with credit to herself and'
comfort to others. The capable woman `
springs from no peculiar social condi-
tions and i,s the result of no special en-
vironment. She may be the daughter of
luxury or the child of poverty. You may
find her taking degrees in college hall e or
uneducated and uncultivated, living her
lowly lot in the backwoods, but wherever
she is, she is distiuct from the wonaen
about her and is making her influence
felt. -Pittsburg Dispatch.
HA Good Plain Cook."
The words "a good plain cook" as gen-
.
erally used carry a condescending disdain
with them, as if the gulf between a fine
cook and a good plaiu cook were too
wide to be bridged over. But a cook who
has mastered the art of preparing simple
and plain dishes in an appetizing manner
is capable of becoming- fine in het line.
It is just es important and perhaps mi lit-
tle bit more so to be able to cook vegeta-
bles in a surpassing numner as to make
delicious ,eake. The really good cook,ree-
og-nizes the importance of each individual,
part of 0 meal and never slights even the
most prosaic member of the vegeteble
tribe. In fact, vegetable tot/king all by
itself is not so simple a matter as one
might suppose.
Rotel For, Working Girie.
Paris has a hotel for working girls,
founded by a wealthy woman at the cost
of 1,000,000 francs, and it is the home of
the Aroicitia club, with 30 rooms for the
shopgirls and a good and inexpensive
restaurant, to which any working woman
may have access. Each of the members
pays a small stnn toward a fund used in
the common interest ,of the association,
which keeps up lectures and educational
classes and otherwise provides for the
entertainment and instruction of the
members. The clubhouse is a restored
mansion 200 years old, near what was
once the hotel of Muse° de Sevigne, now
the Alusee Cornaulet, in the Rue de Pare
• Royal.
• Peanut Cookieft.
A. recipe for peanut paste cookies says:
Creel)), two tablespoonfuls, then blend
one tablespoonful 01 eel -tent' pestwith
the butter. Add one-fourth of a cupfuls
of sugar tind one egg well beaten. Sift
together one -he 1 1 eti p1111 of dour, one-
iotirth teaspoonful of salt, one teaspoon-
ful of baking perycler and two tablespoon-
mis Mix all ingredients tegetlt-
er. Drop from a teaspoon on unbuffered
Sheet one inch apart. Put One -hair pea-
nut oat ton of each. Bake 15 minutes in
t glow ever. '
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