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Before a couple of hour's had gone by
a white capped nurse in dainty uniform
had arrived at the little hone° and had
installed herself in charge of the case,
and when Mary got home from her work
the following afternoon Mrs. Hamilton,
had recovered her senses again and was
rimounced to be vastly improved.
Her firet mumbled evc.a.de were as a
deatbknell to Mary's heart. "You—
nromised, " she said thickly.
"Yes, yes; I have not forgotten,"
Mary said hurriedly. "Don't think of
that, dear; only get well and I will do
anything you like." ,
The sick woman gave a M1111.1111T of
satisfaction and. closed her eyes again.
Mary turned away and went to the
window, where she stood looking out
trying to keep herself under control.
Her face was white and set, her hands
shaking and cold. So her mother had
not forgotten; the saceifice would have
to be made and she must at no distant
time sell herself into a slavery which
would be a living horror. And this was
the end of all her toil, of all her am-
bitions, of all her brilliant hopes and
vivid areal:pings! Small wonder that
her heart seemed as if it had turned to
water within her; that her soul seemed
snarab and dead, as if she had lost herself,
a deep and treacherous niorass from
which she could never be extricated, try
and struggle as she would.
I need not dwell upon this part of
Mary Hamilton's story. The hot and
dusty summer days dragged drearily by,
each one bringing the inevitable nearer
and nearer. Mrs. Hamilton slowly im-
proved in health. Mary went to and fro
to her work, the white capped nurse re-
mained in attendance, and Captain
Conway hovered around the little house-
hold like a good angel, an angel with a
red, weather beaten ,face and with a
leery large circumference.
The end came all too soon. He spoke
to her one evening, told her his hopes
and fears—a great many hopes it must
be owned anda very few fears it must
be confessed. And Mary told him hon-
estly that she bad never thought of him
before her mother's illness as a possible
husband, told him she had never thought
ef marrying him or any one else, thank-
ed him, with tears in her gray eyes, for
his goodness to her mother and promis-
ed that -if he would not expect too much
ef her she would do her best to be a
good and faithful wife to him.
Captain Conway's answer was char-
acteristic of the man. He told her with
all the assurance and confidence of an
Adonis 20 years his junior that he
was perfectly satisfied with her prom-
ises; that he would teach her to love
him when once she was really his own.
Mary shuddered, but allowed the re-
mark to pass in silence, and, if the
whole triath be told, let an inward
prayer escape her heart that some thun-
derbolt might fall and strike ber before
that terrible day dawned.
Such prayers, however, are mostly
utile. Mary's wedding day dawned all
too soon, and the warning, "Be not
;afraid with any amazement," rang out
ever the heads of an ashen pale bride,
who had steadfastly and resolutely re-
fneed to allow herself to be decked in
bridal attire; a rather nervous and rubi-
cund bridegroom, who dropped the ring
and mumbled his vows defiantly after
the officiating minister; a mahogany
faced groomsman and a frail. elderly
lady in a mauve silk who leaned upon
the arm of a tall young woman in
eaurse's uniform.
So the sacrifice was completed! To
.fory Hamilton, Mary Conway by then,
t passed like a hideous dream, only
3;lere was no awakening.
"My darling child!" cried her moth-
er ,enthusiastically. "I am so happy!
My dear child!"
"Ian glad, mother," Mary whisper-
ed back and wondered the while if God
would ever forgive her for the false
'owe she had plighted, the outrage she
had done to herself, for being the living
eie that she was.
And then began a life which was an
hourly, daily torture and martyrdom.
nehe husband was quick to seethat he
had made the gravest of all mistakes,
that be had bought the casket, but
weld not possess himself of the jewel
within,to realize that his wife was
his, but that her heart was miles and
miles away and would never be his,
even though he were to live for a thou -
and yeas. He was quick to learn that
be would never be the master to teach
this particular pupil to conjugate the
erb, to love, and the knowleclge, coming
ispon his passionate love and admiration
(arbor, was as oil poured upon a fierce
ame.
How can I describe those few weeks
hickpassed between the tontine and
Captiten Conway's first departure on a
oyage to the other side of the world?
bey were hideous! Mary, who had
reeen awakened also, wes'pose'essed of
nly one deeire---to hide the truth from
the mother for whose sakashehad sold
erself,' to hide from her the knowledge
which had coine to her all too surely
that the genial, binfl, jovial sailor, with
lila frank, hearty ways and his open
handed generoeity, was in reality of a
(coerse and calculating natute, which
had taken cOurit Of every farthing that
be had expended and Who looked to
/twee payreent and interest for every
els& coin, ne bide from her that his
geniality too often meant drink, and
time itis frank binffneee eves merely the
enver for a Vindicative and paesioilate
temper ; to hide from her, in short, all
that he really and truly Was.
It Wee not nail within a few days
ef the time fieed for the eailine of Cap-
tain Conway's ship that there was ee-
tiuuyany open disaereentent between
them, and even then the full meaeure
of her latuuniation and misery came
tipon her like a thnoderclap. It happen-
ed that Captain Conway had been ex-
plaieing to her how she meet manage
about money during his absenee. "The
reet is paid," he said. "And you can
draw £1.0 a week, which ought to cover
the bare expenses. If you fall shot at
the end of the month when the wages
are due— Are youlistening, Mary?"
he broke off in a voice of thunder.
"Yes, Edward, of course I ant listen-
ing," said Mary with a violent start.
"Then what do you want to look like
that for? Do you want to make me
think you're pining because I am go-
ing? Bah I You're enough to sicken a
man, yon white faced cat.''
The girl's first instinct was to start
to her feet. Her fingers almost without
her own will clinched themselves to -
"Edward, don't say that I" she began
nervottslee.
gether, her cheeks were as red as peo-
nies until, in her anger at such an in-
sult, they faded to the paleness of
death Then she remembered her moth-
er, the frail, weak, feeble soul who per-
sisted in calling Captain Conway her
dear boy and in attributing to him
every noble and generous attribute that
could by any chance be found in the
character of any man, and her instinct
was to hide it, to smooth things over,
to—to go on living the life as she had
begun.
"Edward, don't say that I" she began
nervously "You will frighten my
mother."
"And if I dol" be cried roughly
"It's always mother here, mother there.
What do I care whether she's frighten-
ed or not?"
"You frighten mei" Mary gasped,
and in truth she was shaking in every
limb, shaking like an aspen leaf in a
storm.
"I'In glad of that. It's a relief to
find I can make you feel something
What did you marry me for ?"
"You wanted me to marry you," she
said unsteadily.
"I wanted you! I—I— Yes, and you
laid yourself mat to please me"—
"My God, no!" she cried sharply,
forgetting for a moment her policy of
conciliation. And then—I don't like to
write it; I don't like to think of it—
then there was a blow—a fall—and
dead silence, only broken by the deep
drawn, gasping sobs of an outraged and
broken hearted woman.
For a moment he said nothing. Then
he seenied to pull himself together, and
he put out his hand to help her. "I
didn't mean to do that," he said
shamefacedly. "I ought not to have
done it. You drew it on yourself, Mary,
but I'm sorry. Kiss me and be friends."
She put his hand aside and rose to
her feet without aid, and there they
stood facing each other, he flushed and
ashamed, she with the mark of his hand
upon her face.
"You struck mei" she said at last
Her whole face and being were changed.
From a passive. martyr she had become
an accusing spirit. "Yon—struck—
roe I" The words hissed out like whips
cutting through the air. The man
shrank a little as he heard.
"I forgot myself," he muttered sul-
lenly. "I admit it. I want to be
friends."
The girl's gray eyes were fixed upon
him and seerned, to look into his very
soul. "You told me you would teach
me to love you," she said with intense
scorn. "Your way is rough and ready.
I congratulate you upon your success.'
"Mary," he burst out. "You never
did care—you've cheated me"—
"Care—I?" she echoed. "You are
strong for a man -1 am not even strong
for a girl, for all my life has been pass-
ed in sitting at a desk. You may kill
me if you like. I dare say you will, and
I shall not mind, for at least it will
take inc out of this. But at any rate I
will tell you one thing. I have hated
myself for not caring. I have never
ceased to reproach myself for eaving
loathed you. Now, with all my heart, I
thank God for it."
CHAPTER III.
HER rase WORD.
When Mary Conway tittered those
scathing words, "I have never ceased
to reproach myself for having loathed,
you. Now, with all 'my heart, I thank
God for it;" they were followed by ae
long, dead silence. She, Slight and frail
and aehen white, etood boldlydronting
hint, her eyes filled with intensest.
scorn and showing no shred of 'the fear
with which her heart wee quaking; be,
divided between rage and astonish-
ment, just touched with shame that lee
should have raised his hand to a wunnill,
and that wothan his young eviee. ho
they stood until at last he found words
with which to ;speak.
"So you loathe me, do you?"
An older or a Wiser woman might
have giv,ela a softer answer than leaped
to Mary Conway's lips in reply. "Yee, "
Ethe said harshly. "Only loathing is too
mild a word."
"But you married mel You were
willing enough to marry roe!" he said,
gnawing at his underlip viciously,
"Willing I Never!" she flashed onte
"1 merino -I yeti, it is tree, with fer
ing8 of with a desire to "
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my best to repay you for then:10110y yo
haa laid. eut, with et belief flea yo
were kind and good if not the lover
my heart nor the husband of my iniag
nation. I have learned since that the
'was no need of gratitade from me
you: that there was no kindness
goodness in the help you gave durin
my mother's illness; that every day 21
nurse remained, every drop of win
my mr
other drank, every strawher
she ate, was entered into an accoin
which I was to pay one day with m
very 'heart's blood. Well, you. have let
your pound of flesh, you have bottgl
your wife, and the bargain is complet
the debt all paid. Today you hay
broken every bond, every link, every
chain, between us. I bear your name;
thet's all.
'Is that your last word, Mary?'
'Yes, my last word. No, I am no
afraid of you My poor little frail hod
is afraid, horribly. desperately afrai
of you, but my heart and soul and al
that's best of me—never—never—
never l' '
"You'll be glad when I'm gone?"
"Thankful."
"You'll never remember anything o
what I did for you?"
"I shall always remember you as th
man who struck me." '
"You'd like to be free of me?'
She drew a deep breath more signifi
cant than words. He laughed aloud, I
laugh void of merriment, such as on
might hear from the fiends in hell.
"You'd like me to provide for yo
perhaps? To make you a suitable allow
auce and clear out myself, eh? To leav
you and your old mother"—
"Leave my mother out of it!" she
cried fiercely '
"Oh, I've no wish tO saY anything
against her!" he retorted. "To do her
fell justice, she's always been appreci-
ative emengh of tete, a thundering, deal
more so than you have. Still she's there.
She's got to be reckoned with, to be
provided for, and you'd like to see her
end her days in comfort.
"I was satisfied enough with my life
before you came and made her dissatis-
fied with the provisicn that I was able
to make for her. You took away my
living. It is but right that you should
provide for both. You did nothing with
your eyes shut."
"Nor you. Well -1 do provide for
yon both—.1 shall continue to do so.
But there's a side to my part of the
bargain. I didn't look to provide for a
wife, to say nothing of her mother, and
to keep away from her, and won't do
it. You've no witness that I struck
you. And it wouldn't sound a likely
story anyhow. I'll gb away today in-
stead of Monday, for I'm s,ore and angry
and not master of myself, and neither
are you. But I shall come back again.
I shall come home again, and you'll re-
ceive me as if nothing had happened
between us. I'm sorry I forgot myself
just now. and for that reason I'll give
you till I come home again to pull your-
self together in, and after that we will
begin again as if nothing lied happen -
• "1 shall never begin again as if noth-
ing had happened," she exclaimed
passionately. "How could I? You
struck me. So long as you were only old
and rough and—and—distasteful to me,
I endured you. But you have gone be-
yond"—
"You took me for better or worse,"
he interrupted. .
"I know it, but I did not bargain for
its being all for woree."
"We'll see about that," he said. with
a sneer. "It's easy work talking of
what one will or one won't do. You've
eft yourself in a cleft stick, my fine
ittle lady wife, and I think when you
onie to facing the world from the very
bottom of the ladder with your invalid
mother, who has got used to a comfort-
lole way of living, you'll find it harder
ban you think for. It's cum thing to
alk large about breaking loose, and it's
nother thing to do it with your handi-
er) tied round your neck. Anyway,
hat's roy last word. I've made up my
mind. It's a case of my will giving way
o yours or yours breaking down to
mine. I don't intend if there's any
reeking down that it shall be on my,
ide."
He did not give her time to reply, but
ve
ent out of the room with a great bus -
le, and the next moment she heard him
iving directions to the servants about
is bag,g,age. A few minutes afterward
he heard him go out of the house, and
hen came the sound of her mother's
oice calling to her.
"Mary, Mary, where are you?'
"Here, mother. Do yen want any-
hing?"
She ran down into the bright little
ntrance hall, to find her mother, who
till dragged one leg a little, holding on
o the doorpost of the drawing room.
"My poor child I My poor, darling
hild I diVhat terrible newel" she ex -
aimed. She was smartly and daintily
ressed and looked very pretty as she
ood there.
"What terrible news?" asked Mary.
or a moment her heart stood still, for
e thought that her husband had blurt -
d out all the truth in his anger.
"What news?" echoed Mrs. Hat:ali-
ne "Why, that dear Edward has had
telegram which will take him away
om us today instead of next week. •
ry to bear up, my poor darling!"
"Yes, I will try, mother," said Mary,
elinge almost ready to let herself go off
to wild shrieks of hysterical laughter;
the irony of the' situation.
'''`e• leo BE 001ITINURD.1
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re 6 General l'urpose Breed.'
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g The firet importation, to the United '
Stales or Red Polled cattle leas made
o la 1873. Net until 1882, however, did
any considerable number 02 them ap-
It pear on this side or the Atlautic, says
JP W. A. F.5argent of Vermont In The
d American Cultivator.
1,t The breed in this country is but little
e, known, and there are today many
e farmers who have never seen them.
They are English cattle and a very old
breed --in fact, one of the oldest.
We speak in relation to their being.
little known in this country from actu-
al experience. Farmers in this sectioa
have visited our stables and upon see-
ing our Red Polled bull, Peter A 12,
have said they never heard of such
cattle. Again, others confound them
with the Polled Angus.
The claim Is made by breeders of Red
Polled cattle that they are, a general
purpose animal. Specialists will de-
ride the "general purpose" idea, but we
must all allow that tbere are or may
be two sides to every question.
Tbe meaning implied by the words
"general purpose" as applied to Red
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Patter That Will Not Burn.
It bas been found possible to make a
thin, smooth and strong paper of ae-
bestus, which can be employed In the •
manufacture of paper lanterns and oth-
er articles which need to be at the
same time and fireproof. The as-
bestus paper can aleo be made water-
proof. It is prepared with the same
Machinery used for makieg ordinary
paner.—Youtb's C.onapanien.
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RED POLLED BULL PETER.
Polls is that they will produce as many
superior milkers as any breed in ex-
istence and that those which are not
superior milk and butter producers can
be very profitably fed into beef.
A general description of these cattle
Is as follows: They are �f uniform red
color. The tip of the tail and udder
may be white. When crossed on other
breeds, the color is generally transmit-
ted. They are hornless. When crossed
tvith horned cattle, they Impart this
quality so thoroughly that 90 per cent
of their progeny are hornless.
Out of over 100 cows bred to Peter
A 12 we have yet to find the first sign
of horns on any of his get, and he has
been used for service on Jerseys.
Guernseys, Ayrshires and grades.
In size they are good, but because of
very short legs are deceiving in weight.
Mature bulls weigh 1,800 to 2,200
Pounds, some up to 2,400 and 2,800.
Mature cows weigh 1,100 to 1,600
pounds and will average 1,200 pounds
or over. Our Atolea 13146 at 12 months
of age weighed 800 pounds.
They are easy keepers, being smooth
and fine in bone and muscle, hardy and
thrifty, mature early, fatten kindly
and make beet' of the very best qual-
ity. Their dressed carcass is about 68
per cent of their live weight. They are
gentle, docile and intelligent. A bull
of this breed that ever becomes cross
Is exceedingly rare.
They are superior milkers. They give
a good quantity of very rich milk, and
many of them never go dry. The cows
have good udders, with teats of good
size. Average milk yield is 6,000
pounds, with individuals running as
high as 12,000 pounds in one year.
Red Palls are very easily kept. As
some breeder has put it, "Red Polls
will thrive on what some other breeds
of cattle would starve on." We only
state a very few of the good qualities
of this useful breed.
A farmer who is dissatisfied with
small, scrawny and scrubby cattle can
by the use of a Red Polled bull soon
develop his herd into a "thing of beau-
ty and joy forever." In other words,
he can have in a few years a herd of
red cattle all alike, all without horns,
all of good size. A large percentage of
them will be good milkers and butter
peoducers.
Here, then, are the points of the Red
Polls: Beautiful appearance, good size,
healthy, hardy, gentle and docile, intel-
ligent, easily kept, good milk and but-
ter producers, fatten quickly and dress
tviro-thirds of their live weight.
' Milk Preservatives.
Look out for the man with the patent
evraetoare te
Cuitl
v
milk preservative, says The American
arious agents now abroad
In the land selling "Preezene," "No Ice
Needed Preservative," "Liquid Islilk
Sweet" and several such nostrums in-
tended incidentally to keep milk from
souring and primarily to gather in the
farmer's loose change.
In all those several cases which have
been reported to the Vermont experi-
ment station the chemical basis of the
preservative is tbe same. It is formal-,
dehyde (formalin), a powerful disin-
fectant and germicide, but not a desir-
able article of diet for the human spe-
cies. It Is not strictly and seriously
poisonous, but it Is held by all tbe best
authorities to be harmful to the digest-
ive system.
It is the same,material now largely
In use in creameries for preserving
samples of milk for testing. It will
certaMly keep milk from souring, and
It thus enables the slovenly dairyman
to cover up many of his worst negli-
gences. It leaves him free to enjoy the
filth of an unclean steble, to save him-
self the trouble of cleaning his cans, to
be as loose and lazy and wicked as he
pleases. ,
This is not to say that tbe man who
uses "Preservative," "Freezene" and
the like is necessarily that sett of a fel-
low, but these chemicals do protect
him ['rem the results of negligence rind
ignorance and seem to the enpreju-
diced observer to offer the careless
milkman an undeserved salVation front
Bran and Middlinvcs—Their Cotit and
'
The local mills 25 years ago were
often overstoeked with bran and mid-
dlings and to get them out of ,the way
often sold them cheap, writes John M.
Jamison in The Nationel Stockman.
Gradually Partnere have come to USO
move and more of them. Folenerly
the mills were only swept clean adieu -
ever corn Was scarce, but now with
corn plentiful we find the price of
these products high. Shelled corn
should be valued at $14.42 per ton oe
this market, ear corn at $10.88. We
find bran at the mill worth by the ton
$12, middlings $14. At the present
price of pork at the farm the farmer
can buy and feed these products at a
proat.
At our local mill we find bran sacked
and piled away In stacks, while tbe
bins are kept clean of middlings by
purchases of farmers. The difference
in price of the two is $2 per ton, yet
farmers buy the middlings and neglect
the bran at the lower price. The im-
pression prevails with many . farmers,
ank intelligent ones, that there Is no
feeding value in bran for pigs. During
the summer season the aim sheen] be
to secure growth. Grass, young and
fresh, and clover favor this, 'The corn
fed tends mainly. to ,procluce fat. The
grasses and clover produce, along with
none and muscle, sufficient fat to keep
the body in a healthy condition. 'Elie
corn ration tends to give a surplus of
fat not 'needed in the animal system,
to add to the health of the animal.
The per cent of fat in the bran and
middlings is the same, and the per cent
WIRED HOG TROUGH.
ef protein is nearly the same, but when
It comes to the ash or bone forming
material the per cent in the bran is
very much the greater. There is 5.8
per cent of ash in bran, in middlings
3.9 per cent. In a ton of bran we find
116 pounds of bone material, in a ton
of middlings 78 pounds. The tables at
hand give the manurial value of bran
at a fraction over $13 per ton, but we
are unable to find the manurial value
of middlings. It is probably two-thirds
that of bran. This is a strong point in
faeor of the bran for feed as compared
with middlings.
The pig does not take kindly to bran
alone, fed dry or as slop. Middlings
alone used to make slop do not mix
well and are unpleasant to handle on
this account. By the use of bran and
middlings mixed the objectionable fea-
tures to the feeder and the pig are ob-
viated.
Considering these points in favor of
the bran we think it would be advis-
able for the farmer to cast aside his
prejudice against it and when he buys
middlings purchase an equal weight of
bran to mix witb it. Tben, if the pigs
are fed where tbey have range over
the clover and pasture fields, at least
three-fourths of the feed consumed will
be left on the land in the shape of ma -
wire. These times it does not pay to
overlook this feature in feeding.
Wool and Clothes.
In a letter to The American Sheep
Breeder S. S. Cole of New York says:
"Having occasion to buy a suit of
clothes for a boy, I will give you a few
straws on wool. The merchant threw
down a number of suits ranging from
$8 to $14. He then brought forward
one at $5 which was superior in looks,
feeling and texture to all of them. It
occurred to me that, as I grew wool
and flattered myself that I knew some-
thing about it, here might be an object
lesson. I proceeded to investigate the
highest and lowest priced suits. Well,
I found that one could pull a thread
three"or four inches in length of long,
staple, strong wool from the best one.
From the other the yarn came out
about one-quarter inch long and would
break into one-eighth to one -sixteenth,
etc. Please don't ask me which suit I
b I
THE VEXED QUESTION
MORE TROUBLE OVER THE BEGINNING
OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY.
Which Might Have iteen Avoided
Dad the Gentleman Wko Wanted
Inforntation Mien Given a Chaise,'
to Coutplefe ills Sentence.
The Irian with a face like an interro-
gation point bit off a large hunk of
Mince pie (cold), washed it down with
a gulp of cold milk and turned to the
man standing, alongside of him in the
lunchroom.
"Say, nly friend," he inquired, "do
you know when the twent"—
"No, you don't, 'stranger," said the
man addressed. "Not this time. I'm
in here to partake of a modest lunch-
eon consisting of buttermilk and choc-
olate eclairs, and no man's going to get
me On that subject while I'm eating
down town. I've got to stand it at my
boarding house table --there's nothing
else at that table—but I can't be drawn
into the argument down town. IA -That's
more, I don't care a darn when It be-
gins."
The rnan with a face like a question
mark looked ,puzzled, but he wasn't
easily squelched.
"I don't think you understand what
I was going to ask you," said he. "I
' wanted to know If the twent"—
But the man with the buttermilk and
the chocolate eclair moved off. The
man with the question pulled down a
large piece of hot gingerbread from
the counter, grabbed a cup of coffee
and tackled another man alongside of
"Excuse me," be began, "but I want
Inquire wben you think the twent"—
The man addressed smilingly Inter-
rupted.
"Nix, old man; not today," he said
amiably. ' "Too much brain fag about
it. I'd be glad to accommodate you by
going out and fighting a dog for you or
sawing a couple of cords of wood for
you or any little chore like that, but
nay, nay, when it comes to that ques-
tion. I've passed that problem along
to my two boys In school anyhow.
They've got lots of time and enthusi-
asm, and it'll expand their minds—that
is, if it doesn't land them in a lunatic
asylum. The question doesn't mak.
much difference to me anyhow. PH
live just as long anyhow, won't I?"
"But," expostulated the ,man with
the questioning eye, "what I was go -
The man he was addressing looked
tt his watch hurriedly and ran to pay
his check, however, and the man with
the interrogatory physiognomy had no
recourse but to turn to another man
near by.
"Look bere, my dear sir," he started.
"I want to ask you when the twent"—
"I don't know, and, what's more, I
don't care," was the testy reply. "I've
got something else to do with me' time
than to fritter it away on such idiotie
calculations as that."
"You are in error," was the Inter-
rogatory man's hasty_ interruption, "as
to what I was" -
Again he found that he was address-
ing no one in particular, for the testy
man had moved away.
"I wonder what ails all these people
around here?" mused the man with
the inquisitive countenance. "When I
try to ask them a simple question, they
either get"—
Just then he caught sight of a friend
coming away from the counter with 'a
big, slab of pie and a cup of coffee. He
elbowed through the crowd and cor-
ralled his friend.
"Ha, old man, you're just the one
looking for," he said joyfully. "I want-
ed to ask you when the tweet"—
Fels friend's face lengthened imme-
diately.
"Look here, Jorkins," he said expos-
tulatingly, "that's a great fault of
yours. picking up those confounded
fads and asking questions about them.
How the dickens, now, should I, a man
that sells hardware for a livelihood,
know when the twentieth century be-
gins? And what the deuce is the dif-
ference to inc so long as I get three
square meals"—
"Just wait a minute," Interrupted the
. man with the Inquiring mug. "I wasn't
, attempting to ask, you anything about
the beginning of the twentieth century.
I don't care a hurrah about that ques-
tion one wayor the otber. What
. wanted to ask you is when was the
0 cent piece withdrawn from circula-
ion? I've got bet on the date with a
riend."—Washington,Star.
ought. f any reputable sheep breeuer 2
and wool grower will buy for his boy t
(who has been a shepherd, sheep dog f
and saddle pony combined) such a shod-
dy outfit for his best suit, some sensible
old ram that is master of the situation
should not only butt hirn from the rear,
but from all points of the compass until
he (the dad) learns the eternal 'fitness
of all things.' And tbe merchant—well,
he was an honest man. Had he been
otherwise and put this showy suit up
to $10, so as to make $6 profit instead
of $1, he would have sold about as
many as at the extreme low price and
not aroused the suspicion of his cus-
tomers, as in my case."
Demand POT Mutton.,
If the demand for mutton is calling
for greater supply, the increase of sup-
ply of good mutton, on the other hand,
is encouraging a taste and hence is
creating greater demand. There Is
room for more of us to foster demand
by contributing whatever is suitable
to our circumstance, whether it be the
furnishing of baby lamb for the critic
appetite of the gormand, the feeding of
the nice btmehes for fall or winter
trade or the more ambitious work of
distributing Mee sire e and ewes to
raise the standard' of ,quality in the
crieeass or to promote good mutton
form and early maturity qualities. The
springtime of the shepherd Is in the
fall. It IS thee he contracts for the
quality and extent of his crop for the
year. Let beginners have hope and old
Milers have renewed, confidence In
thevxioto'eheeP enterprises, for the AMIN,
A
An Insinuation.
Husband—That tramp I met at the
gate told me be weighed 250 pounds.
Wife—What a story teller! Why, he
told me when I fed him that he only
weighed 100.
Husband—Yes, my dear, but that
was before he bad eaten those biscuits
of yours.—Detroit Free Press.
A Common Form of CrneltY.
"Yes, he claimed his wife pinched
him severely whenever she asked him
for money."
"Well, he needn't flatter himself that
he is the only man who has been pinch-
ed for money." --Cleveland Plain Deal-
er.
Civilization In Africa,.
, "Did you have a missionary of the
name of Gotthold Peel) stopping at
yotir hotel about three week d ago?"
"Walt one moment; P11 look up the
NA menu eardi."—Der Floh.