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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1900-2-1, Page 31—) OLD SENATORS. sir natty of Them linve Punnet' the Phreeneore and, 'Pen UNITED STATES CITIES. owne Odd Contrasts and Pacts Re- yealed h y Official Stall/titles.' Actieg rn instructions final congresa the detainment of labor at Washing- ton recently issued statistics relating to all the cities in the 'United States of a population of 30,000 or more.It was found, says the Pittsburg Dispatch, that there were 140 sucb cities, and the statistics collecteathrow nand) in- teresting light on tbelr status and de- velopment. * The oldest city In the United States Is Albany, which was incorporated in 1686, Philadelphia dating 15 years later,' New York Chicago and Phila- delphia are the only American cities whose population runs into the mil- lions. ewe° oda contrasts are presented in the tables which give the area, eoverecl by the different cities. It ap- pears that Taunton,' Mass., occupies ter- ritory greater than that of elates Bos- ton or Baltimore. NONV Orleans, a city of 285,000 hababitauts, covers 125,000 acres, while Newark, N. J., with a pop- ulation of about the same size, occu- pies lees thtin 12,000 acres. 'One ex- pects to find the manufacturing dis- tricts of Pennsylvania, Massachusetts and Illinois closely packed, but it is surprising to notice that Richreoncl CONTI'S only 6,520 acres and Louisville 12,800 acres as compared with Duluth and Des Moines, which, with much smaller populations ill each case, cov- er, respectively, 40,960 and 34,560 acres. , Tbe second table in the bulletin deals with saloons, police foree and the num- ber of arrests from drunkenness, dudg- Ing from the arrests made, it seenas • that Davenport, Ia., is the most sober city in the United States, while San Francisco and Boston suffer most from . drunkards.—New York Telegram, A. Trick of the Plumber's Trade, Foreman Parisi of the gas company, while boring a hole under the pave- ment at Oak and Fourth streets the other day sons to get in a service pipe for gas without breaking up the pave- ment, ran his auger through a lead service pipe connected with a water znain. Water was flying in all direc- tions, and as the lead pipe had been laid some 30 years ago and there was • no record to show with what main it was connected the water could not be shut off. Finally Mr. Parisi broke open the pavement and jamnaed the and of the lead pipe and stopped the water from Slowing through It. The conundrum then was how to get the pipe repaired. A plumber was found who was eaual to the occasion. He procured a lot of ice and some salt and packed the mixture around the end of the pipe and soon froze the water solid in it. He then cut off e the jammed end, inserted a piece in * the broken length, made two joints, and then, removing, the ice, tbe pipe soon thawed out, and the water flowed through it all right. The spectators who saw bow it was done voted the plumber a genius, but he claimed no extraordinary credit for his skill, stop- ping such leaks being only a part of his business. --Portland Oregonian. No, Not 'Whistler. Professor Angeli, the queen's por- trait painter, is a fortunate inane He alone is privileged to paint Iser majes- ty, not because be is a surpassingly fine artist, for in that respect his re- pute is not high, but because he is the only artist that the -queen can hear to Rook at her. "Her majesty has got ac- customed to me. To be constantly looked at by another man would great- ly annoy bei," It is useless to argue with regal prepossessions, but what a pity that ber majesty did not choose an lienglish or a Scotch or an American artist and get accustomed to him! Mil- lais would not have looked at her more than was necessary, and as a painter he was wortb a dozen Angelis. Mr. Sargent would have been a model of discretion and would have painted a portrait with tremendous force. Air. Whistler—hue, no, Mr. Whistler would have tried to instruct her majesty in the "gentle art of malein,g enemies."— London Chronicle. Every Congress Eas Its Carpet. The new carpet on the floor of the house of representatives is pretty to • the eye and yielding to the touch. Ev- ery congress has its carpet. Congresges • of even numbers bave red carpets; con- gresses of odd numbers have green car- pets--tbat is, in the one red is the done 2nant color, and In the other green dominates. .As this is the Fifty-sixth, congress—an even number—the carpet Is red, and a very fine carpet It Is too. There are 1,400 yards of It, and 200 yards more are laid away to pieceit ak/ and patch It for the second session. The ens -pet of tbe last 'congress is now spread on the floors of the various com- mittee rooms, and that sy1.11 ise the fate yof its successor 'two', years bence.— Louisville Courier -Journal. Weitten Smelters In London. Th0 restaurants 'where there is no re- striction on women smoking include nearly all the most eXpansive tted fash- lonnble. The restaurants where the ltaly smolcer is tabooed are, I should stay, mostly those where the great British middle cities treats ite wives and datig•hterS to a table 'cl'hote at 5 shillings or, it ,may be, 3s. Gd. a head. These ttre, agnea, restaurants Inn inner - 111)10, not expeemive and a trifle -belle- :mien, Where tAe ladies srnoke as tnucth as the men. he female stnolzer ap- •pears ro tiourie)t chiefly at the top and bottoto of sociai v. In the Illtettuediate 'reeks rhe Is loeted on vvith suspicion. e-Leeteen TtlIt11; • Four, of the oftlest nfeu in the sen- ate sit eide by side elethe front row. They are Pettus of Altthatna, who is 78 years old; Cockrell of Missouri, who Is 05; Yeet, also of Missouri, wise Is verg- ' iug on 70, and Morgan Of Alabama, who will be 76 next June. Age has dealt lightly with these four old men with tbe execeition of' Senator Vest, who Is beginning to give evidence of' the weight of threescore years and ten upon his diminutive form, says the Washington Post. Pettus is wonder- fully well preserved. He Is known as the Confucius of the senate because le looks so wise and Is so deliberate In his talk. Coekrell is one of the hard- est workers in the senate, and his con: stant watchfulness while bills are be- ing considered is proverbial. Vest used to be one of the greatest orators and debaters in the body, but of late he has participated but little in the proceed- ings. Morgan is one of' the wise men of the senate. He knows everything about everything. Wben be was a boy and books were scarce, he used to train his memory by learning, to repeat each volume, a chapter at a time. His parents wanted hire to become a min- ister, but he drifted into law and then into politics: I -le is one of the few nien in tbe senate who have the really broad gauge of a statesman. Very few of the old men in the sen- ate show their age. No one would ever suspect that Platt ,of Connecticut was 72 or that CUllorn of Illinois was 70 last November. Senator Hawley of Connecticut is 73, Gear of Iowa will be 75 next April, and Hoar of Massachu- setts Is 73. Senator Teller is still vig- orous, with . his seventieth birthday rapidly approaching, and Frye is a re- markably young man for the weight of nearly 70 years. Jones of Nevada Is 69:while his colleague, Stewart, is 72. Senator Bete of Tennessee, like the late Senatdr Harris, will not disclose his age. He must be 70 or tbereabout, for he was a soldier in the Mexican war, over half a century ago.—Boston Herald. ' Pure Liquid Alr. Tbe color of pure liquid air Is a beau- tiful pale blue. Before an eastern col- lege recently was. exhibited two sam- ples of liquid air in glass tubes. One was made fron. air whice - had been washed to purify it from dust, soot, carbonic acid and other impurities. Ties. when condensed, was a pale blue Tbe other sample was made by• ,eondensing some of the air of the lec- ture room in welch the audience was assembled and was an opaque, black- ish fluid, resembling soup in appear- .. • acme. It would appear as if condensed sam- les of air might afford an easy means for comparing different kinds of con- tamination. It may be possible some day ft) supply the hospitals of tropical countries where the natural air sup- ply is bad and the necessity for a bet- ter one very pressing with beautiful blue country air guaranteed absolute- ly pure. This can never be accom- plished, however, until some means have been provided for transporting liquid air to considerable distances without enormous losses, caused by its return to its fertile!' state. The Lash In England's Nairy. Flogging is almost unknown 'in the British navy nowadays, but it has not been abolished by law. The lash is used as a punishment for a limited number of' offenses, and not infre- quently years pass without a single application of the lash. Recently, however. an incorrigible character on board one of the warships at Cape Town was sentenced to receive 1e lash- es. lie became unconscious before the punishment was completed and was sent back to bis quarters. The affair has created a great sensation in Eng- land and may lead to organized agita- tion for the abolition of flogging in the navy. Fifty years ago a sentence of 18 lashes would have seemed to the public simply a normal penalty for an infraction of discipline and would have occasioned no comment. Today It is described as brutal.—Boston Tran - sari et - That Lafayette Dollar. Readers who may wonder why It is that their favorite newspapers do not illusttate the new Lafayette dollar among other matt ers' of interest are in- formed that it is because of the pecul- iar wording, of an act of congress and tbe.pecullar interpretation planed upon it by the secret service department of the treasury, which, talcen together, make it a p'enal offense to print a rep- resentation of any coin. According to this absurd ruling, a newspaper picture • of a silver coin is a counterfeit of that coin mad must be dealt with as severe- ly as if there were danger that it !night be circulated as suele—Philatlelphia Ledger. Absolute Safeguard Against Colds. It is an utter impossibility to catch cold if the surfaces of the body are kept at an even temperature. The trouble may be from without, or It may be from within—that Is, by not being either properly or sufficiently clad, by pot !misting perfect, circulation or by not eating such food as Is needed to furnish tile required heat of the body. The chilliness yon experience In the winter arises front one of two causes; Hirst lack of sufficient carbonaceous food; second, poor circulation, possi- bly due to lack,01'exerelse.—Ladies' T-Ioine Journal. llrettle and Sltirimbalt. General eletimen refers! to the battle o elodcler River aS "the blooaiest of The century," In tlmt battle, In. which 1c,„00o men participn.ted, 73 were kill - cid and 365 worieclecl. General Methuen Is dusty on recent hietosy. Iital a bat- tle been fought In our clviI war with eitelt rosette It woeld have been palled "only a skIrmish."—Atchlson Globe. Life of theCanadian Contingent at De Aar, and Orange River. MANY HARDSHIPS TO FACE And Many Trials to Overc otne, but are Eager for the Fray. • In camp with the Royal .Canadian oeiment at De Aar, December 6, 1899.—The regiment leaves this place tor Orange River to -morrow morning, at six. o'clock. We have been here now for four full days, the delay be- ing oecasioned by the necessity of se - curies; regimental teanspoit. At Cape Town we had no transport whatever and the regiment haciall its enplanes hauled out to Green Point Camp and back again by traction locomotives, which are httgely used there for haul- ing heavy loads of supplies about the town and harbor female Immediately after arra-ying at De Aar, transport officer Lafferty set about securing transport mules and wagons. This was no easy task, for there were a number of regiments ahead of us, Id! anxious to secure the same thing and move on to the front. Do Aar being the advance base of the force under General Lord Methuen ancl Goaeral Gatacre, all regiments land- ing at Cape Town and ordered to join either of these forces, obtain their transport, and in the ease of cavalry their remounts at De .Aar. The re - meet depot and mule corrals are here ono of the most wonderful sights I have seen since landing in South Africa. There are a dozen or more contractors, principally farmers and stock raisers in the districts about De Aar, who have contracts with the British Government to supply unlim- ited numbers of mules and horses for remounts. These contractors ride all over the countey for hundreds of miles and- buy all the stock they ctua. get. The animals are brought here in im- mense droves by Kaffir boys and plac- d in immense corrals. When they go in the mules are randed on the neck with signs and umbers and ,the horses on the front loofs. When the Y are issued out to he various regiments a record is kept f these signs and numbers so that the fficers of the remount and transport opot know exactly where every ani - nal which has passecl through their ands is. . It is a wonderful system, so enor- ous in its proportions and so perfect n its working. I spent a whole day ding over the enormous corrals in ompany with Cape. A. W. Waite, the 10th Royal Hussars, who, un - a• Capt. Mackenzie, has claare;e of Was exceedingly kind tome, and seem- ed anxious to•give me all the inform- etion permissible about the work- ings of the depot. A short distance from the remount depot is THE SUPPLY DEPOT. This is the most wonderful piece. Piled up in every coaceivable shape on humbecis of heavy transport Wagons and Scotch carts for xegimen- tat transnort. Inside huge eheds of corrugeted iron Lula supplies of all sons of military and teansport stores. In one shed I saw stsmall mountain of mule harness, in auotlaer saddlery of Id] kinds and horse equipment of all sorts and in a third a motley stock of, military odds and ends for com- pleting the equipment of regiments on:their way' to the front. Outside itt all directions were enormous quan- tities o: fodder and feed for horses and mules covered over with immeese canvas tarpeulins. If there was time and space one could write a whole story on the working of this station alone. Thousands of horses and mules pass through it every week and it is estimated that teere is here a continu- ous stock of over -e2,000,000 worth of supplies. Our transport train con- sists of four large wagons each drawn by eight mules and three or four Scotch carts drawn by four and six mules. The rattles are driven by black Kaffir boys who use a long -whip with a lash tweuty or thirty feet long. It is wonderful -to see the dexterity with which they use this formidable Weapon. The muleteers' are all black Kaffir boys some forty or fifty in num- ber under a conductor, who is usually an Englishman, one of the colonists who cau speak the Kaffir language. The transport corps under Lieut. Lafferty consists of sorae • nineteen men, volunteers from the ranks of the various companies. This corps hand- les all the baggage and supplies, loads it upon the wagons and unloads it and assists in loading all upon rail- way truelzs. IMPROVED BY CAMP LIFE. The four days' stay of the regiment Id De Aar has worked a great change in the officers and the men. Fortun- ately we were given no special fatigue or outpost duties. The regiment practically went under canvas in 11 military camp, officers and men, for „ 'it! o_ ,, :1:i(j‘11rc,',i;:,.4.,. , .../7.-1-1,,--.t.„,..r4. 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The remount horse corrals, where the cav- alry eorps are supplied with horses lost on the way out; are not so large, but there were hundreds and hun- dreds of horses of all kinels from the I.eaadon 'bus horses, used for dragging heavy gnus, to the small native pon- ies, used so extensively by officers in infantry regiment8 at the front. Wire fences separate the various breeds and classes of animals, and at the remount ,stables are large troughs made of.can- vas, where the horses and mules axe watered and fed each day. It is to !,lie depot here that all animals cap- tatred,from the Boers are sent. It was interesting, too, to see in is separate paddock, dozens of horses wounded in the various engagements with the enemy. Here their wound e are treat- ed and cased for until they are well enough to be reissued fOr duty. Cap- tain Waite is' riding -master of the 10th Hussars, and knows more in five min- utes about horses aud mules than most men could leant in is life time. Ile the #ret time at this place. The offi- cers and men were thus afforded an opportunity for the first time of meet- ,ing and knowing one another. Each day, despite the awful sun heat upon the sands of the camp, grounds, the regiment paraded in battalion, half battalions and companies, and was put through the field emovements. At first their woies was poor, but with the natural aptitude which the men have showed to such a largo extent since we left Quebec, the improves anent was so marked that the officers of the staff and those of the other regiments in the place noticed and remarked it. Morning and evening the men did their drill for hours at a' time, while other regiments did neth- hig, and vet there was not a murmur or complaint. A more cheerful body of men it would be impossible to find anywhere, and yet no one can eonceive the discomfoet and hard work they have to endure. Camped on a smidy plain swept part of the , s -nesse ' THE SEVEN AGES Oe' WOMAN. tile princess, eeseemees Wears: ''emeeree ' At tIrst the infant's cap, soft, warm rind • whito, did!" With strings well triputikid and wauled,, in sorr, .The giddy schoolg,irPr hat, a waif and stray. Any old thing that hinders' not Ser The budding maiden's hat, 'pert, smart or trim, :According to "sweet sixteen's" mood m whim. Bravest of all, the bridal wreath and Yen. Which marks life's great event ,and turas tei sees. 'The new fledged inatron,fl""drearn," by Worth dei Which hubby pays lor,.sigts and locks resiped. TWhileicwileililidpel:rtne'sa miredbQrnnveafr tgcl thcMchheraPalone. 'Bast rwene of 'irnueNheew7y1dorw:esdusn. Sans feathers, flowers, 'ribbons, lace or beads. -L "A KISS A WORD." A Story of a 'Wonsan Who aciald Ea Not Reap a Secret and Ilow - She Paid the Penalty-. == By MAURCS JOKAL -- 77(1▪ 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111ifill1111 When the Princess Ale.xanara See. batoff was presented at the luxtirious , - court el' Catberine II, twomen bad the was the 011' the the t as f all fa - off au- rse else ess yes ing ng but ri- ily be nd be w, tic ye me a ry as ng ly at Ir st na- - most influence in them empire. One Gregory Alexandrovitch Potemkin, mighty minister, the other Prince M mole, the handsome favorite of czarina. The gossiping world said that pretty eyea:of the favorite had jus much share in governing the land o Russians as the great brain of the mous etatesman. • The quick eye of Prince Monona noticed at once the extraordinary be ty of the new court lady, and of cou It was only natural that so wide aw a statesmen as Potemkin, whose I pretty but nevertheless watchful e were always open, couldn't help see anEdutahclimnierninfgu.11 in love 'with the you princess, and in the ensuing ardent secret struggle for her love the cza na's favorite, elonontoff, wes fina the more successful: He became t devoted admirer of the princess. a the wise Pateinkine knowing that was. "net in it" any wore, witiffire .burYing his malice in bis diploma heart. Thanks to his intrigue, the new 40 of Prince Moneta:toff now beca known'to the czarina, who, to avoid scandal; ordered her favorite to mar at once the girl. The "punislament" was taken by the prince with resignation, which w only natural, knowing that the you priacess was not only besvitching beadtifra, but also enormously rich. The wedding took place with gre pomp and ceremony. The young pa was overwhelmed with tbe costlie presents, among o-bich the most vale ble was that of the Czarina. It was large solitaire diamond. Its wo drous fire had a beautiful color. Nothing" marred the happiness ,e) the young couple, and their honey moon passed in joy and pleasure. Once in a happy bour.the young wif approacbed, her loving husband wit this inquisitive question; "Tell me, clear, what is the value of that large diamond wbich you have on your finger?" elonomoff loolzecl upon the czarina's present and did not answer for awhile. "Tell me honestly, sweetheart," con- tinued tbe princess, "bow mucb was given for that stoner • "A kiss," thoughtlessly replied Moue - moire '1'hey both laughed at the joke. "Won't you sell it to me? I will pay you double that UlUell for it." And the charming young woman demonstrated right away her generosity by allowine her husband to "help himself," and tbe price, two kisses, was willingly paid --in fact, overpaid—but of' course that is none of our business. "Alexandra, if' you value our lives you lutist not tell of this bargain to any one. Yon know the czarina." "I do promise to you, dear, that no soul shall learn from tioe the price of the diamond." "I have also promised to Catharine and told you just the same." "Yes, but I won't." And she didn't—until the next court reception. Of' course sbe didn't mean to tell it to a soul, and it was only ,by mere chance that the secret ee- caped her lips. During tbe evening her most intitnate- friend, tbe Prin- cess Orloff, had admired -the sparkling gem and (we must remetnber that all this happened ,,in Russia) Inquired about its value. • Princess Monomoff ,smilingly whis- pered into her rosy ears; "It was given to my husband fora kiss. I gave him double the amount for it. •But I said this only for you and to no one else. Don't let it go farther, or It may bring us into clanger." Of course Princess Orloff did not want to tell the secret to any one and, In fact, did not tell it to a soul except to the wife of General Romanoff, but she was such an intimate friend of' hers that site could be trusted without fear. And site knew also perfectly - bow to guard an intrusted secret. No- body learned it from her but her bosom 1. friend the Princess Kerchikoff. The 1 Princess Kerchlizoff told it to no one except to the Princess Daskoff. So the isept secret reached Princess Po- . In shortly a fter ni id n igh t,3, Os scevoconis,eyfictlyle.itri)tsiaul luyd ebvy table) iiptinorne iciosteel eodf n necss Potemkin hated Princess mote, and, being the wife of a clip I °Ina t." she was herself a great f lief. She land maneuvered so ully that silo approached the ern- t unnot iced, end when the Princess I, mote paraded by she rernarked s: 1, how beautiful is that diamond e. ' The czarina recognized at once her gift to tact' former lover, bet neverthee lese nonchalantly said: •• "Yes; it is a line stone, sl.t must ba very valuable," Tbe Pl'ineese tells everybody that it 1 but t'St gave etrsovuortrolb' altn, la the ea-rlY was given to iler liusimnd for a. Lama morning, Prince and Princess Mono- • moll' retired, giving orders to their at- • ' tendants not to disturb them until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. , It bappened, however, tbat hardly one pour after they were rudely await--eilect by somebody who executed a live- tiSh',e,tlaslrtibetoeoop sleepy ptiinat.uliteeti:r. bewd)th'00es 0Ideadroer?:, called out indignantly tenni their bedchamber ' "His excellency the chief of police wishes to pay his respects." In Russia every door must open be- fore this "seeame," and in the next nainute Prince Monoteofe appeared in the half opened door. The chief of police was polite. "I must beg your pardon a thousand tinies, your excellency, but I must dis- turb you at this unseemly hour. L re-- ' gret it very much, but duty compels me to do it. Me most, gracious czarina has bid Me to deliVer to you this order and also to carry it out personally and without delay. Knowing good man- ners, I do not wisb to intrude into the sleeping apartment of a lady, and L have brought with me lady attendants to help me in'executing it. I must beg your , kind indulgence to allow these ladies to enter." Prince elononaoff threw a troubled look in the direction of the "lady at- tendants," who were lined up nicety in e the hall. They were all six feet high's very well built "ladies.", They were all richly, although a little negligently, dressed. Tbey wore very large French' hats with large feathers, and their faces were thickly veiled. 'On their .large bands the fine suede gloves neare ly bursted. But the most extraordi- nary thing was tbat instead of a fan. every "lady" bad a rod of birce in her' hand. The chief of police delivered his or- der to the prince. It was a sweet perfumed, rose colored billet deux con- taining these words: "One kiss—one word, then women -- hundred rods." , Alone/note paled. Tbe,chief of police politely withdrew, and tbe "ladies" ad- vanced In orderly steps. Two of therrs took the arms of elonotnoff, and all en- tered into the-aedchambee and closed the door. , What kind of a ceremony they per- formed we don't know positively, but one thing is cet•tain, that when they emerged again from the sanctum of the princely pair tbeir rods were used up to a great degree. The chief of police took polite leave of the prince, and the "ladies" ar- ranged themselves in line again and filed away in a nice, soldierly manner. Before leaving the chief of police as- sured the prince that all those "ladies" were selected especially for one merit their isnowledge bow to keep a secret But, in spite of les assurance, the story soon became -known all over the world.—Narrated From the Hungarian For New York Journal. The Star of Bethiebein. It was a cloister fancy of the dada ' ages tbat the .star of Bethlehem was some especially created: etarlike body, probably within our denosphere, de- signed wholly for the leading of the wise tnen. The law of parsitnony re- jects such explication, and science, with silent scorn, turns its back upon. the bauble star, for in the glorious' depths of beaven are matchless orbs wbich, swinging on their way into mor- talken for awhile, meet all the de - I mends of poet and of prophet for the Star of the Line" History affords us data for determin- ing this wondrous star. • Ween the magi arrived in :Jerusalem, Elerod was within a few weeks of his death. The massacre of the babes of Bethiehene was one of the last of biS tragic deeds. limed died in the year - of lentne 750. When "Herod inquired diligently what timehe tstar appear- ed," the reply was evidently such that he thouglat it safe to exterminate all baby sons of Bethlehetn from 2 years old and under, showing that "tbe star" hacl been known to the wise men for at least two years before their arrival. in :Jerusalem, and whether its appear- ing had tnarked tbe eonception or the birth of "the king" Herod could not decicle.—New Lippincott's. reiatteettaa. Not tong ago two commercial travel- ers started from Birmingham on a night train to I-lolybead. Wishing to have the compartment to themselves. however, they sat thinking for a ino- ment bow they would manage it. ' At last one of them ,said that he would " put it right, and. stepping out on tbe footboard, told his .companion to sit still and stare In front of him. As the people came to the earriage,door to get in the tisiveler on the footboard whis- pered something to them, and the pas- sengers, after taking a look into the ctuglage, passed on. When all the pas- sengers were seated, the train started nd the traveler Stepped into the car - lime to join his companion, eaying as 10 did SO: • "Leme it, haven't I?" 1 -lis comennion replied: "Yes. 1 ,see you have, but bow did on manage it?" "Oh. I told them that you were a !n- atio, and I bad you in charge," A Well Meant A,et. "How did you happen to give that oottead euch an unieerciful clrubliing?" "I felt sorry fin' him. You know that hey are talking of giving footpads tthlic floggings. and I thought I'd IVO the poor fellow the open elisgrac. v licking the hide off of him In prt- ate CI 1 r D " well tem k p61`0 It sly' strict psi tame by a laot wand, which drives the atone watch cases, and the rest of the tiine Intrig Sand even into the men's dust -proof great rendered so hot by the sun's rays as to skint' be almost unendurable, compelled to I Press, cook therr own meals, draw their own Mono rations, and keep their camp ground I 'thee(' clean, " ' "ee "01 •, • •'----1 . - r eats:See:see , 11 ,