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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1900-1-4, Page 6qt, iregiflorly will please notify us at °nese r r Apply at this °glee for nlivertirin rates ; Gs TH13.118DAY, 'JANUARY 4, 1900, , Latin and PrescrtPtionss ' Latin is more precise than English. Being k dead language, it is not sub- ject to constant change like the ]ng The Latin name is -usually desoriP- tive of some pronlinent feature in the eihject, and so is more easily remem- beeed, For these three reasons, scientific names are 'usually in Greek or Latin, susel the drugs have the same names in the pharmaeopelia as in tile scen- es, that describe them. _ Most of the drags have no English namee. Latin is the international language of ettholars. . It is best for unscientific persons not to know the names of drugs sin:ti- ler in so many respects and deadly in otkers. There never was, and uever will be, a usRversal panacea itt one remedy, for all ills to which flesh is beir-the very nature of many curatives being such that were the germs of other and differently seated diseases rooted in the system of the' pastent-what would relieve one ill in Zttrli would aggravate the other. We have, however, in Quinine Wine, when crbtainable in a sound unadulterated stare, a remedy for many and greviouS iliL By its gradual aacl judicious use, the frailest systems Are led into eoevalescence and strength, by the infineuee which Qui - trine exerts °a Nature's own restoratives. relieves the drooping spirits of those with whom a chroniu state of morbid des- . pendeacy andtlack or isiterest in life is a msease, and, hy trauquilislug the nerves, disposes to sobsid and refreshiug sleep - parts vigor to the action of the blood, which, being stimulated, courses throng,h- out the veins, strengthening the healthy animal functions of the system, thereby making activity a necessary result, strengthening the frame, and giving life to the digestive organs, which naturally demand increased substance -result, Un- ited appetite. Northrop Sz Lyman of oronto, have given to the public their superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the opinion of scientists, trhie wine approaches nearest perfection of any in the market. All druggists sell it. ° Sale of Orchids in England. A collection of orchids made by Maj. Mason, of the Firs, 'Warwick, /2liag1anti, lately sold for $15,550. Sev- eral cypripedinms brought f:rom $300 to $400, and one, a specimen of cypri- pediurst insigne gigante-um, the best of its class ever seen, fetched $735. _see. Nothing teoprottehing these prices have ever been balOW11 ill this coun- try. Orchids in England have for a score. of years almost equaled the prices of tulips in the tulip mania of ravE TO 10 POUNDS per month is the visual increase of weighs when taking aft1T.LER'S IRON PILLS. Told of a Little Poetess. Dorothy, aged five, is much given to rhyming. Her mother, comieg in- to the roam not long since, found her seated on,the floor with a book of child verse on her lap and her three- year-old brother at her side. Upon being asked what she was doing, she replied: "I am reading to little brother. I make the pieces up myself and they- are east as poniey as they oan be. " • A new back for 50 cents. Miller's Kidney Pills and Plaster.the bill prohibibug the sleeping car com- panies operating In the state, from tfurnisit- Bis,- Libraries in China.Incinberths to neamo paseeugers x ecept, In ITEMS OF leiTIREST FROM elSOUNG , -Serstned, .ronettlated attd Preservect, , Pitity eratsrap n tar the Perusal of Tracheal Stoopre Porsoual, FaUticCI sod l'roIltablee, 41, UNCLASSIFIED. ' uourishiug fencing- Oise; entipe'Sed,s seems ladies, is in existeuce in Kingston, Out, •, The New Orleans arrived at Manila oit Itt'ints, -just two amulets out 'from .1Neee Tar'tee Of Public, 'WOrlia, .18 agate Seriolisly 'indisposed, and is, not , able to leal'e111 110.11s;e: • ' Hamilton will continue to pay 70' per ceat. and Wentworth, County 30 per eerie. ot the expenses of the court house. TIW jiel Oily council' has refused to greet tat unlimited franoldse to the Tren- ton Electric: tet Water ComPanSi ' Brick *uuloaded from , the steamharge Owen at Sandwich caused the collapse ot the town dock there on Thursday. Col. Leonard Wood, the new Governor- General of Cuba, reaelied Havatia on Thurs- day and was reeeived with a salute of 21 guns. ,. Tee inseesibleMarquis of, Queesisberrs. 4vho was found bed. at tile Raldigh Club, I.oneon, on ittfon*itry, is uow in a very *critical condition. ' Sol Snaith Russell collapse*" ett the stage In the Graud,Opera House, Chic:ego, Thurs- day night, from mental exhauslioe, and the curtain was ruug down. e E. P. and C. 9. Karaly, two Chicago Mee- tricians, sons of Dr. S. Rarely of Allitter, N.Y., have inherited nu estate In Hun- gary valued at S4,320,000. ' 8. anachnaa, , armed with a revolver, held nualspitted possession' of the sideWelk itt Stith and Wood -streets, Chicago, 011 Thurs- day evening for half an hour. The London' and Northern Batik of Lon- don, Limited, has closed Its doors. The directors cialm' that the liaise: Sailed owing to libellous assertions aboutit in the netts - James R. Keene Is said to have cleared Up $5.000,000 through the recent slump in alleitreef, New York, and wade his wife it Christmas present of 4;2,1300,000 of his A cablegram has been received at Quebec from Boulanger, a 'fireman on board the missing steamship Merrimac. The vessel foundered, but the crew are safe on board stains vessel bound to India. The sharebolders of the Canadian Engine and Locomotive Comparty to Kingston ere In receipt of an offer from New Yorkere to Purchase the works for 5200.000, with a view to their removal to Russia. On Friday night Mr. W. 1. Maclean, Me P., addressed the Toronto Socialist League on the nationalization of the railways. He was made an honorary nietiber of the league at the close of the lecture. Dr. Henry J. Garrigues of New Yorit',has learned that out of every 200 coffins put under ground in the 'United States, the oc- cupant of least one of them is simply In a lethargic etate. aud is buried n1ive' Andrew Carnegie has given 820.000 to pro- vide se-Main:mg baths and a gymnasium for Dunfermline. In a letter be says will reach you In time to be a Christmas gift to the town from its loyal son." Frederic!: W. Vanderbilt has been elect- ed a director of the Canada *Southern Rail- way Couiriany, succeeding his brother, the late Corneens Vanderbilt. 'elce-President Cox has been elected president of the road. A writ was issued at Oegoode liaU on Fri- day on behalf of Miss Eunice Vouutain, In which she claims from SVillirtm I). Miller the 'sum of 52000 damages for seduction. Both parties live up in North Gwillimbitry. The New England. the last Christmas steamer to Sfal from Boston, ' carried. 25,- 655 letters containing^ 5252.020. Thc, 815e and vatue nt ,he Chrtstmas rnniln are also eten- Ishins the postoffice authorities at New The Botrstate Commerce c!orrirntssion at Washingi on on Friday began the bearing of evidence in the inntret of chanees in freight el:reeler:a-lion and advances in fr..ight r.ates by carriers using the 'ofrietar eressia- The U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations has authorized a favorable report upon the two treaties negotiated with Great Britain and Ctrniany for the dissolu- tion ot the tripartite agreernent for the control of the Samoan Lydia Pierson, a young woman who hails from St. Mary's, attenipted TO Commit sue olde at St. Thomas by taking chloroform In the International Hotel, where she was a waitress. ..8 physician saved her life. The girl has , been despondent. ' A. man named N. S. Pever111 Is advertis- ing in tlie Rochester. N.Y., papers for "sin- gle young men wishing to see service with tne British In, South. Africa' The adver- tisement laselalmed to be in contravention 'of the United States statutes., The failure of tbe Globe National Bank of Roston, is a culmination of an attack matte upon the Independent copper cone paniee oi Boston, which cefesed at the be- hest of the Standard Oil Company to come into tlie Amalgamated Coppet Company. Governor Candler of Georgie has signed The great libraries of Pekin con- tain volumes of books numbered by the hundreds , of thousands. Li the archives of the government are still found the • ancient predictions of eclipses made withgreat accuracy, together with works on astronomy which show a fair knowledge a that science. For Niue Years -Mr. Samuel Bryan, Thedford writes: "For nine years suffered with ulcerated sores on my lag; I expended over $100 to physicians, and tried every preparation I heard of ot saw recommended for such disease, but could get no relief. 1 at last was recommended to give Dr. Thomas' Belectrie Oil a trial which has resulted, after using eight hots - ties (using it internally and externally), In acompete cure. 1 believe it is the best medicine in the world, and 1 write this to let others know what it has doue for Many Editions or Gorman Books. Germany is a more hooleish country than either Great Britain or the United States. The historical novel "Ekkenhard" is now in its one hund- red stud forty-sixth edition, and Scheffel:s "Trompeter Von Sakkiii- gen" in its two hundred and tbirt-y- seventh. I watepsle and weakly for yeArs. Mil - Lexie Conapound Iron Pahl brought about a:change. . Mx. Crimson:beak-Any novel feat- uree at the wedding; this afternoon? Mrs. Orinisoelteek--Yes; the bride woee no glievee. "Well, it is rather unusual for it bride to show her hand so early in the game I" ea Yolin g Grievance. The firet pang of hex married life, • I heard' a dame declare, s Was when heart's deareet ptit his feet On her best parlcir chair. Miller's Worm .Powders cure r.11 ments of 'children like magic. Dtiliritge IrPono by Wolven. Wolves destroy $5,000,000 worth of live stools, annually in Poseia. coaches used especially for the accommoda- tion of negroe's. The measure is now a law The I -Tolland -America Line steamer Werk- endam, Capt. Br:austere which sailed from Amsterdam on Thursday for New York, was in collision nIl Mansluis, in the fog. with the. British steamer Silvia, and ha6 five plates on the 'pert side gnaastred. No damage has been reported tothe Silvia.,„ , . LABOR WORLD. The 'Minneapolis and Ontario Bridge Corn-, pany has "been incorporated with 5300,000 capital, to build the international bridge over the Rainy "River for the Port Arthile;- ' Ontario and Western Railroad, now build- ing between Port Arthur and 'Winnipeg.- . The bridge will be a mile long, will be com- pleted in a year and -will cost 5200,000. The 1400 operatiVes of the Camidian Col- ored Cotton Goods Company's two mills at Cornwall, Ora., have been notified of a Pa yer cent. increase iin wages, beginning on • The American Federation of Labor has selected Louisville as the place for holding the next convention. The convention made formal requests that all , trade unions here- after' more clearly, watch the work of their respective crafts. FOR' MEN 0E. WAR. A.drrilral Von Died/eche has been appoint- ed chief of the navel general staff of Ger- many, . It is said the Duke of oonnaught will succeed Lord Roberts as commandant of the forces in Ireland, President McKinley has . cabled; to Gen. Otis his expression of sincere grief at , time loss of Gen. Lawton, and condolence to Mrs. Lawton. A deserter named ilinch turned up at the KIng,3ton Barracks on Fr1dny. Ile fs 'anxious to go to the front. Ms punish- tamit will be light.• ' \'in -Admiral Bendeme en has been n.p- pointed to command the German ,cruiser &newton in Chinese waters, in sin:Cession to Prince Henry ef Prussia, who is go - log home. ,:11ajor Hon LIS. D. Fortesque, assistant military secretary and A.D.C. to Oen. Lord William Seymoureleaves Halifax by Stearn, or DornIttion, Sunday, for England, to re- join bis regiment, 17th 'Lancers, .now at Alderahot. The tWo companies of Montana volunteers who elute back front Manila on the trans- port Zertlandia, aro said to hose brought back with thern.elso,ecto ln gold and Alexi,- OEM 1311Ver, WhiCid was discovered by two Men at ''Caloocae. The New York, Hetald prints a 'Loudon despatch which says that its correspondent has tellable information tbot the Fillpbros have placed a large order with it continent:a firm for artillery. The informant says the Ellitenoe have plenty oft moues- to keep the War going. Little Savona y's littifere3tee. Sat -rime Stiages (who lied just heard his ftither lsie tlie word "bigatuist")--- 'What is a biegerrtiist. paprt? SttaggS-.,S., blt.cdttliST, Sammy, is it man with two wives. atelier --T h e n is a roan with three Wives a Itiggermist than the inon with two ?--Pittsburg Cl.deniele-Telegraph. Eggs Ar Oitea , , • , Like 11111.4,,au (erg 16 complete food. If fed on eggs it1011.0 ^ young' animals are furnished with all necessaky elc4- ments for growing bone, inusele and all,that goes to make a perfeet ,of ite,lsind., A }ten may lay -4.40 eggs Per year, but ought certainly, to pyo. dice 120. 'Eight eggs will weigh.. a pound, and 120 will weigh .about 15 pounds, at, .the cost about ' one bushel of corn, Worth on ear "asseettge itheut.50 cents; at this rate the egg's cost, so far as food is concerned, • abent 3 emits per potuid,, or 4.16 cents ' per dozen, and • are better for food itt that than beef, Porls Or, mutton: /IOULDER. gro old Gruisfel aaci not I -lave a Lot of • e a strahlige nosionts in Illare bed." , Maw looked Eturt. But she Diden't say nothing more, and the next Day , the Beer Come. It Seemed to Doeelasy lots of Good if it oolseWould of Lasted longer, so she told paw ,aboet it, ,and He was 'madder than a pnrson syhat gits up to Let a. Bewtifull gust have Isis seat and, the man stancliu Behind him sets Down Before • she looks around. , Maw not It was the iceman or Sit - die's Bo, and Sadie got mad when maw speke to Her about it and Sed she, Wasen't agoin to Live at no place where people Didn't no How to 13e - have when tbay was Talkin to lad, les. But maw rased Her wages a Doter a weak and promised, to make us ware our Stockeus and undershurts Longer, so Sadie sed she would Give us anutle er trite. , Paw sed if he thot it was the iceman He would, make that gent Think a tire was Bilt under him, But they couldent ketch him at it. So maw got anuther case and told the Dockter about it, and'the Doelster says: , "'That's all rite. I no lIoW to Stop So he give maw Some little white powder to putt in a I3ottel what was on the lee. c" "Sly grashus," maw says, "1 Don't want to poison nobuddy and Git in trubble." "It won't kill them," the Dockter told her. "They'll git Over it in a Fu ours, But after tbat I don't think you'll need to 13y so much beer." •Maw took it and put it the I3ottel and they was Cumpny Come and She forgot all about it ,till purty Late, that • nite. -Then all of a sudden paw Looked Skated and says: ' , wunder how It feels when peeple Git the peudy Seetus?" ' ,• "I Don't Know," maw says, "I never Ele.t1 it „ . "My Hevyuns," paw Elollered, "I feel Like I Had Swallered Duni Dum Bullet and it was beginnen to Dum." Maw run out to the lee Box and Looked in, and then She Come Back and paw Looked Like if He was oracle- tasun to Be the Indy eubber ruan on MAW AS A REFORMER SkE UNDERTAKES TO CURE TI -IE 10E."MAN OF DESINk(INg. And. Poor Paft'v Coan.pelied' to Give 11.11 Inititatima of a Mau ArarivveSisag ' Q *Olio NI You Like to lie 'the Icetiontifm „ Awhile Ago the Dockter told Initw She,Qt-to 1.)rink Bear to Bild up her eis- tuns But maw eed She diden't i)Itteve in liteven them kindepS things in the house Becoz they mitetgit fokee in Bad habutS. "Shaw!" paw told Her. "Don't Git to Be a Crank. I Like te'sbe peepul This Time William Bowen, of Brockville, is Cured ofBack- „ ache' by Dodd's Kidney - Pills. • , 'Moulder's Beanie to bo ssFortunate Trade--Seeonci, Moulder Dodd's Kidney 1 -Sills Reported Re- cently to Utive cured. Brookville, Dec. 25. -Last week the papers reported the case of Geo. Barkley, a Hamilton moulder, who Was fortunate enough to find a cure for Rheumatism. This, it turned out, was Dodd's Kidney Pills, the most famous kidney medicine in the world. There is a moulder in Brockville who also hes it word to say regarding Dodd Kidney Pills. • • ' William Bowen suffered with Back- ache in a severe way. Backache is not a niere affection of the muscles or an ache 'in the back bone. Many people thinking this was the case have spent money and time rubbing Iiiiiinents into the bacls. This is quite useless, as no amount of rubbing can reaclethe kidneys where the ache is actually located. Backache is kidney - ache and should be treated as such. Otherwise it may develop into Bright's Disease or some other form of Kidney Diseae in its fatal forin Mr. Bowen says of his cure: Brockville. Dodds Medicine Co., Gentleinen,-I have been troubled with pain in my back -and in the re- gion of my kidneys, and I was advised by Mr. Stegg, butcher, of this town, to take Dodd's Kidney Pills. I was very bad, being hardly able to stand the pain. I am now completely car- ed, and can highly recomuiend Dodd's • Kidney Pills to anyone troubled with Backache. The men in the shop will all vouch for my case. remain yours etc • •, Wm.. Bowen. Useful At All Times. -In winter or in summer Parmelee's Vegetable Pills will ' cope with and overcome any irregulari- ties of the digestive organs which charige of diet, change of residence, or variation of Lerriperattn•e may bring about. They should be always kept at hand, and once their beneficial action becomes known, no tone will be without them. There is no- thing nauseating in their structure, aud the most delicate can use them ,confident. Safest Place Under Fire. :Every soldier believes that the only safe place under fire is the recent scene of soiae Cannonade escapade. When defending a fort or camp the wounded are generally placed itt the breaches, as the enemy are not likely to waste powder and shot on points which have already been cleared of barricade. The same holds true of naval engagements. Sailors mach prefer to sit in some yawning gap still hot and smoking from the effect of a splintering cannon ball than be- hind the stoutest bulwark. Health for the children. Miller's Worm Powders. Royal Embroidery. A new kind of embroidery used by fashionable dressinakers is said to be the invention of the Queen of Mada- gascar. It is of many colors, on a dark ground, and it appears to meet sivith great approval frena searchers after novelt-y. -Miller's Compound Iron Pills restore thaeolor to pale cheek and bloodless lips. Death Pleased. T 110710 . , Drummer -How was the "Uncle, 'Tom's Cabin" show at the town hall last night? Landlord Pettyville Tavern -eeriest , , rate! The audience" was so pleased with little Eva's death that they en- cored her till she done it again. ,n Eye to .Dualness. - "Jones called up hie first wife at the seance. last night, and sehaL do you , think he said to her?" said "Geed:flees knows," replied E1rosyn.. "He asked her it she woul(I give his second wife her recipe for mincemeat. lieres a Mystery. ' Mrs. Crimsonbealt-My husband is a mau of quiet tastes, Mrs. Yeast then, did he ever come to marry you? 1 , I t I . JOHN LABATt, London, Are tindoubtedly TS1E REST. Teetireeniats tenni 4 chemists, 10 meda , 12 'diplomas. The most 'wholesome of beverages Reoommeaded by Phyeiciane, For sale every-. whors. the stage, so maw says: ' . eesSlayS paw, ain't you ashamed to act that way Before yoor children? I al- ways like to see peepul Gro old grais- ful." Paw unwound himself long *muff to look at maw purty sad, then he Duh - bled up agin and (evened aud ast maw why she Diden't Send fel' the Doelster. • I Don't Bleeve thay axe timing the the mattbr with you," maw says. "What's the yoost purtendin that way? I see they are anuther Bottel of Beer gone, But I Bet the one that Drunk. it'll Be sorry purty soon. The Doelster give me sumethink to put in it." Was it poison?" paw Hollered, with the S'wet I-lanstin all over His Leered. "No," maw Sed, "they'll git over it in a Fu ours. I wisht 1 new whether it was the Iceinan er not." Paw he Crawled up Stares, given a grone every time He took a Step, and when he was neerly to the top maw says: "What?" paw ast. ' "Ain't it nice to Gro old Graisful?" 'Paw Diden't say nothin But give the Dore a Slam what neerly Docked the plea -tern off. . Maw told the Docister yistady that the iceman must of shied the pledge. -- Georgie in Chicago Titnes-Herald. BetwernF'rbends. • "Yes," said the girl who had Just re- celved a legacy, "he has asked nee to marry him." "I)ear me!" replied her dearest friend. "Is be so much in need of money as all that?" ---Chicago Post. Distress In Essentials. "Diamonds have gone up., since the South African war 'Opened." , "Goodness! Are they any higher than coal?"--/Detrolt Dime Press. .................4.1.0.10,•40,*4.140/141•4140,•414.0.V.001.04110.0.14.091111141.1..1010*.W.1,,...114010.1.11.414#4.10e, \ nil,' ' ,6 747 1111,N . 114.1t‘ ' 011 iikft:?861.n111,171;1911i70.,°0t:Ar,..ti,..1...-1 01.Fredegol'),01,,,,l'arAincid iyiknxtlii loin121L:05.e,ittellaiol 1,10°)t1,111n,:g6CI:z:-tai',1This.1 tIv:n. ...,,, ' 4.,,,,, PgnatabblOoffulnn tn a 1) 1(1 a lc ynu can, rflann Bola, rentra ruortey.....:.V,ASk.r.,,e 8Tu,)VO.gilM'YOU Vll'0"0 ebnic of a heavily plated Muhl.' In ncolsA,WIM Manual, t.44,3 paper NATIONAL SLIP". IT CLoo 40.30 West Lamed St.,‘13Dge*tr;oC:'.3:1Zthil , lock to61,4toy or Solli.cy11 shoa hoi Inc Birthday Bing, Sitmity , .. , ,ntufki3tpai7.16'iiiiii,iko Aiond,,pilzeyillho.lt /..o .0y 0r, prim IVr to to•dr.y. Yott ritik natIdag, aa wa pay tlia duty and tostaro on all Verfunles aun1into",.011,11,08.k. IlutkIwttra d Ilvervabs lutoly Soo. zina nutohlgoodsrtro roturafttlt., , • ',,f, „' Meat and G 'miiii for When meat is eiveu it'ls net, Ices- sary to allow' ustuilt. grain. For in- stance, if meat'Ss fed at 110011 it will Only be neeessary "to scatter a few handfuls of oats in each pen to keep Ole inmates at work. When a hen becomes too fat she will lay soft -shell - e(1 eggs.. When 'plenty of eneat is to be heel as one of the che,apest articles of 'food a greatcr quantity of oats,inay ' be given. Wheat is the best all-round food, and with the -s,vaste of the farm, in conjunetion with moat ,and the liot morning meal,- and, exercise, will bring an abundance of eggs. , , It may be. onlyet trifling cold, brit, neg- lect it and it tvill fasten les tangs' in, yotn• ftikgs, and ytia w )11 seeti be cttneed to air' tut r.t rave, I it this co tiotry we 1may 10(1(1011 (1110) 3(5 ztuti Inust exnect; to • hieve 1)0itelts am: teethe NVe caunot avoid theili, 111.1 vc"cl t.tr,-In effect; m11'e by 1.18111g Bickie's ,Ansi-Cotteuttiptive ,Syrup, the ritedieitte' tilos, [Inc never beert ittiown to fail ill cur - lug eats:riot, colcle, bronchitis :reel all, er- re:et-toes oft time throat, itungs and chest. ,1Tow 11 Iinp)ressed. were very reckless in talking to that man," said the friend, appre- hensively. - •' • '`Was I?'' replied Willie Wishing - "Yes. You - want to be careful. ,You clou't know him. He's a regular fire-eater. " '','Well, considering the present price or coal, should consider his diet rather expensive.'' Worns Powders are a wender- fal medicine for the ailments of children. Next Thing to It. "I should Like a room with an iron bedstead," said the tourist in Ire- , land. "Sorr, 0i:haven't an iron bedstead in the plade. They're all soft wood. But you'll find the mattress noice and heed, sorr," replied the hotel proprie- She fing;itt to Be Happy, First Alissis-And what sort of a man is your husband, my dear? Second Missis-Oh, he's a regular brute! , First Alissis-Well, • then, you've got something to be thankful for, for mine isn't even regular. 'Beware of Ointtrients for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy, the tense of smell and completely derauoe the whole system ween entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be usen except on preSerintiuttglivin reeutable physicians, nt the dapage they Will do is ten fold to the good yoa. cam -possibly derive front thene Rail's Catarrh Cure, manufaetured by If J. Cheney tit Co., Toledo, 0., eollUuns uo mercury, aed is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and . mucous surfatees of the system. In bust ig Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the geouitte. It is talceu internally. and mad6 in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A -..Co. Testimonials free. eest-Soid b Dengtrtsti. price Vic. per bottle. Peculiar Method of Suicide. ,A peculiar way of committing sui- cide is said to be practised by the African tribes who dwell near Lake Nyassa. When a d'eapondent tribes-. • man tires of life he wades into the • lake and patiently waits until au alli- gator approaches and king him. To Be Pronounced in SO0t/Prls. • The Flemish philologists have in- troduced a new term into their lan- guage. In Flemish au automobile is a suelpaadrel o oszoodeerspo orw eepee- torr itulue „ Son -in -1a -W-1 married- yoUr daugh- ter, `sir, and I must say I 'lave neves' ceased to regret it. • syiripathize with you, nay boy, I married her-1nel her. ' • • ' Apologetic. Bridget -I can't stand missus, gar. Von Blamer (sareastically-)-It's t' Bridget, that I couldn't have selected a wife to suit you.• ' "Sure, sur, We all make mistakes." -' Worm, Powders 'Cute fever inn ;rupartIng Useful Kr' usvledke. •""I'llere are several Nvil,yS to' prevene s • ' ,tlie' teeth trollsdecaying," wrote the. answers to correspondents roan, in ire - spouse . to , a elierry from "lel but' the only absolut. y certain WY 'is'io'have.t.,11010 I)tilled or die ear1,9•"--", • 'Chicago' Tribune.',"' • , • ' t Mrs. Henpeck. --No doubt the ancients) , were considered . wise' because stlieket 'were fewer temptations in those days. Henpeck -Why', snY dear, the.proper- iion or women in tbe world lutist have been about the 8.1.11.10 Cupid in itfluff. ' "Our engagement ett, again," , ''What's the net tier 00 NV ?" gSVO her, 0 belt btickle ,with 'nee photograph on it. ,end she pees'. it to fasten her dog's collar."---Chieage Rec- ord. ' 'W01311111, riled! Burglar. 1111's. (1 oclIc trig up teeni tile pa- pers -t -.A e•otilati 01)1 vvest sliot a burglar and &filet] !Orli. Mr. Winits- well! W7hat yvae she airtling cit? -New Yok \-)Teekly. Patiently Bore Disgrace for Year& '0 o• res., se, ikeesse es, , "I lied for years patiently borne the ales grace, sugaring, misery and privations dun to my husband's drinking habits. (Searing of your marvelous remedy for the cure or drunkenness, which 1 cthild give my hus- band secretly, I decided to try it. I pro- cured a package and mixed it in his food and coffee, and, us the remedy -was odor- less and 'tasteless, he did not know what it seas that so quickly relieved his craving -for liquor. He soon began to pick up flesh, , his appetite for solid food returned, he stuck to his work regularly, and we now bare a happy home. After he was core- pletely cured I told him of the deception I had practised on him, when, he acknowl- edged that it ltd been his saving, as he had not the resolution to break off of his stioewAinanti.,pfai:pnice,o,rdg.iviInghetaersitellinyorlaidaviissea nadl I full llwomen afflicted as I Was to give your remedy it phlet ln plain, sealed envelope, ' In- formation, wbth directions how to take Oa' , administer Samaria Prescription. • Corres spondence considered saeredlv confiden- tial. Address The Samaria Remedy 23 Jordan -street. rr,,-^-+. (m+ Imo1.i jtui g. New life for a quarter. Miller's Com- pound Iron Pills. ' Shirts and Hats of Bark. The Indians of the interior of Bo livia wear shirts and hats made of the bark of a t-ree, which •is soaked in water to soften the fiber and then beaten to make it pliable. Biliousness Burdens` Life. -The bilious man is never it companionable man be- eauee his ailment renders him morose and gloomy. .The coin plaint is not so danger- ous as it is disagreeable_ Yet no one need suffer from it who can procuse Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. By regulating the liver and obviating the effects of *bile in the stotiaach they restore men to cztr.lerfulness and full vigor of action. ' Montreal Le Presse will not accept an advertisement calculated to cause immigration to the United States. UHIUA. Deco rative , Paradox. . ' '' ..IfteTo "General.ss,, ,White can't eXPeet the to .., Via- • "No; he's ' got her cross already. - = , Cleveland Plain beater.S ----------------• ' Alter Treattilent With the ' Re Di dz''t nasvinc6' ' ,New Constittitioital Remedy, ' Hit -])o you dawuce? She (who has been informed that he is a. bore) -No. • U. -Neither do L Let's spend this i*iug just talltluit to eaciA other. .44 There have been so many failures in the treatnient of cancer, go many recurrences after the pee of the knife or plaster, so ,many instances f , the disease returning in a short time after it has,been supposed to be cured, that 'those vcrho suffer from this deadly malady, are apt to he discour- aged end,exclaim, rhea§ ie nothing owl cure me; I might just as well give up." But stop it moment. We claim that the 'new constitutional remedy, our vegetable ,Cancer Cure, can radically and; ernin.- neatly remove every trite° of the diseaac, unless it is in the last stages., ' "But claims are of no value," . you say, "No, not 'unless they 'are hacked up by truth,' and we have the proof in our pos- session that demonstrates beyond all questioin that we can cure cancer and that It remains mired. , If you will send us two stamps 're Will send you copies of letters from persons :mired several years ago, who are perfectlyl wall to-dey. We could not furnish etrong- er 6VidetIC6 as to 016 poeitive and perma- nent curative value of our pleasant bottle, remedy. Don't you think it worth your , u owahrileelatiornaa.. it plessTt. Teslee8ztii gaettpRtyhe; 1Bciewritatsanof. ville, Ont. Mention this paper, , ,• ' , • ECONO7 . The GASOLINE Greatest Li LAIVIPiam, the PG5ZRVOIR' NEED1Z. • CLEANEa ein mixer* --GENERATIN.GTIP .-0ENERATINOTUOR „i sTopvALtie.. 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