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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1899-12-28, Page 3DAYS .OF FESTIVITY.
Sunshine and Shadow On the
•
Cradle of the Saviour,
•THE STORY OF THE INCARNATION
Pr. Tatesaae Takes. His Text Prom What
Many Consider the Toallest and.
night chill between Bethlehem of matter now. Divinely pretectedl
Judaea. and Cairo, will secure his de- , The most of your children would
strUctiOn. All the powers of earth, have been dead loag ago but for that.
1
and all the demons of hell bombard- Another gleans of light scetterieg
'ed that cradle. . some of the gleme of that Christie
Another shadbw upon that Cluestia pillow in Bethlehem was the fact
cradle was the obscurity of the place that it was the starting- place of the
of birth, Bethlehem was an obscure ' raost wonderful of all careers. Look -
village. David, the shepherd boy, I ing at Chriet's life from mere world -
had been, born there, but after he be- ' ly standpoints, it was amazingly be-
came general and king he gave it DO YOrKi all capacity of pen or tanetue
signiecance, I think never Mentioning or canvas to express, Without tale -
it but to ask for a drink, of water ing a year's curriculum in any college
out of the old well to which he used or even a day at any school, yet say -
to go in childhood—the village so Ing things teat the mightiest MU:l-
atest small and unimportant that it had lee% of subsequent (lees have quoted
t tie be separated le mind from an -1 and tried to expound. Great lite
Uramportant chaptele the Now Tea- o r-
ther Bethlehem then existing and so ary works have for the most part
r
fitment. Rut He Finds It T'ull of Prae-- was ' called .13etblehena of Judaea. I been tho result af much elaboration.
There was a great eapital of Jeru-, Edmund Burke rewrote the concha,
saleire there were the 15 beautiful ; sten of his speeeh against Warren
cities on the beads, of Galilee, any (a! Hastings 16 times. Lord Brougham
them a good place to be born in; I rewrote his speech in behalf of Queen
there were great towns famous at Certain* 20 times, but the sernia'n .cm
that time, but the nativity we to- the mount seemed extemporaneous.
day celebrate was in a village which Christ was eloquent without ever
Christ intimated had been called by having studied one of the laws of
some "the least among the princes of oratory. He was the greatest ore-
Juda." Christ himself was to make tor that ever lived. It Waft not an
the town famous for all time and all ; eloquence Demosthenic or Ciceroni°
eternity. So heroes in later days by I or like that of Jean Deptiste Massia
their deeds have given celebrity to len or like that which William Wirt,
neighborhoods that would never himself a great orator, was overcome
otherwise have been heard of beyond with in log cabin neeetiag houses of
the radius of a few hundred miles. Virginia when the blind preacher
What a place for Christ to arrive at • cried out in his sermon, "Socrates
and to start PQM! The hero of the died like a pidlosepaer, but Jesus
eternities! I Christ died Me a
0 men and women of Messianic op -1 Carist's oratory was unlike any-
portunity, why do you not make the thing that went before or came a-
piece of your nativity memorable for ' ter. Even the criticism of the world
Yettis philantbropies—by the cburchesi ' said, "Never man spake like this
yon build, the free libraries you open, ; mare" Dramatic? Why be took up a
the college you endow? Go bach to ehild. out 01 the audience and Set him
the village where you were horn, as on a table and by the embarrassed
George Peabody went back to Dan- look of the child taught humility. II.*
vers, Mass., and with your wealth • sent the proseeittorS of a poor, Sin -
bless the -neighborhood where in ail woman, leashing and confounded,
ehildhood you played and near by r out of the room by one sentence el
where your father and mother sleep sarcasm. Nolive Ids power of ens -
the last sleep. By some such charityphasis and enunciation when he re:
invite the Bethlehem angels to come reeled himself after his resurrection
back again, and over the plain house by the peculiar way be pronounced
of your nativity ring out the old the one word "Mary." Ills power
anthem of "Good will to aim." of look shown by the way Peter, the
Christ, bora in au obscure place, great apostle, wilted under it. The
made it so widely known by bis self- book says, "The Lord turned and
*sacrifices and divine Charity that all looked upon Peter." It was an 0m -
around the earth the village of Beth- nipotent facial eepression.
lehern hes its name woven in gar- Ilis power of byperbolei A camel,
lands and chanted In "Te Dears" trying to crowd its hump through
and built In houses of prayer. the eye of a sewing woniares :wallet
It was while the Peasant and his and all that learned talk about. a
wife were on a visit for purposes of gate mace the "needles eye.** only
enrollment that Jesus was born. The belittling the byperbole. Power of
Bible translators got the wrong earcaSine The hypocrite styled by hiln
word when they said that Joseph athe whole who need not a physt-
and afary had gone to Bethlehem to elan." His power of peroration,: The
be "taxed," People went no farther crashing of the timbers of the poorly
then to get taxed than they do new. built !souse on the beach of the
The effort of MOSt, People always has elediterraneen. Power to take ad-
beea to escape taxatiott. Besides vantage of circumstances: ahen an
that, these two humble folk had auditor asked lain whether they"
nothing- to tax. The man's turban ought to pay taxes to Caesar. Christ
that protected his head from the sun practically said, "If any gentleman
was not worth taxing; the wouten's in this audience bus in his porket a
sandals which kept bar feet front be- Raman penny, I wish he would just
in. cut by the limestone rock, of hand it up to me." And someone
whieli Bethlehem is mostly made up, handed him a penny, and then came
were not worth taxing. No; the the overwhelming ansa er of Christ,
feet is that a procatinatiou had been "Render to Caestir the things that
made by the emperor that all the are Caesar's and to God the things
people between Great Britain and that are God's."
Parade. and of those lands included So I have shown you the shadows
should go to some appointed place tux,
at the sunshine of that Christie
and give their names in, be registered cradle of Bethlehem. In these Christ -
and announce their loyalty to the
tient, $tartling and Eternal, litteret4t.
Washington, Dec. 24.—The story of
the incarnation is here told by Dr.
Talmage in a new eva,y, and practical
use is made of these days of festivi-
ty; text. Matthew i, 17, "SO all the
generations frora Abraham to David
are 14 generations, and from David
lintel the carrying away into Baby-.
Ion, are 14 generations. and from the
carrying away into Babylon unto
Christ are 14 generatione."
Froui what many consider the dull-
est and most unimportant chapter of
the New Testament I take met text
and And it full of practical. startl-
ing and eternal interest. This cattea
ter is the front decor of the New Tes-
tament, througb whieh all the splen-
dors af evangeliszn and apostolicity
enter. Three times 14 genera -tions
are spoken of izt ray text—that is,
generations, reaching down to
.t' irist, They all had relation to
im. And at least 42 generations
petit effect ug, It they were good,
we feel the result of tho goodness. If
they were bad we feel the results of
their wickedness. If some were good
and some were bad, it is an inter-
mingling influence that puts ite
mighty hand upon us. And as we
feel the effect of at least 42 genera-
tions past we will in turn influence
at least 42 generations to come, if
the world shall last 1,000 years, So
you see the cradle is more important
than the grave.
1 propose to show you some of the
shadows upon the Christie cradle of
Bethieliera and then the sunshine that
pourel in. 'upon the pillow of strew.
Notice among the saadows on that
lisfa.nt's bed that there was here and
there a. specimen of dissolute ances-
try. Beautiful Ruth his ancestress?
Oh, yes! Devout Aa one a his
forefathers? Oh, yes! Honest Jo -
sores his father? Oh, yes! Holy Mery
his mother? Oh, yes! But in that
genealogical tablet were idolatrous
and cruel Ammon and oppressive Re-
hoboati and some uten whose abomi-
nations inay not be particularized.
So you see bad men may have good
descendants. One of the most eon -
secreted men I ever knew WnS the
son of a. num who lived and died a
blasphemer. In the line of an op-
pressive Rehobiatm comes a gracious
ir
and merciful and glorious Christ.
Great encouragement for those who
,) I had in the -la generations that pre-
ceded them, however close by or
however far back, some instances of
pernicious and baleful and corrupt
ancestry.
To my atnazensent I found in those
parts of Australia to which many
years ago felons were transported
from England that the percentage of
crime was less than in those parts of
Australia originally settled by hon-
est men and good women. Some who
aro now on juditeal benches in Aus-
tralia and in bigh governmental posi-
tion and in learned and useful pro-
fessions and leaders in social life are
the grandsons and graaddaughters of
men and women who were exiled
from Great Britain to Australia for
arson and theft and assault and
fraud and murder.
Since we axe all more or less af-
fected by our ancestry we ought to
be patient with those who go wrong,
remembering that they may be the
-victims of unhappy antecedents. Ilow
lenient it ought to make us in our
judgments of the fallen! Perhaps
they had 42 generations back of them
pushing them the wrong way. Five
hundred years before they were born
there may have been a parentage of
iniquity augmented by a corrupt par-
entage 200 years ago. Do not blame
a man because he cannot swim up
the rapids of Niagara. Do not blame
a ship captain because he cannot out-
ride a Caribbean whirlwind. The fa-
ther of this man who does wrong
/may have been all right and his mo-
, year all right, but away back in the
rtanturies there may have started a
‘bad propensity which ho now feels.
One of the Ten Commandments given
on Mount Sinai recognizes the fact
that evil may skip a generation,
when the commandment speaks of
visiting "the iniquity of the fathers
upon the children unto the third and
fourth generation," but says nothing
about the second generation; and if
evil may skip one generation why
not two and three and four and five
generations, makiug a mighty leap
and alighting very hard upon the
head and the heart of some poor vic-
tim? Better be a littlr merciful to -
Wards the culprit lest after awhile
sopeseliereditary evil born in the year
-1-00 or 1700, havitig skipped the
centuries, alight just as heavy upon
you.
Another shadow on the Christie
cradle- was that it stood ander a de-
praved king. Herod was at that
time ruler and tee complete impels-
sonation of all depravities,. It was
an unfavorable time for innocence to
expect good treatment.
Historians say that it was at a
time of peace that Christ was born,
but his birth aroused an antagonism
of which the Bethlehem massacre was
only a feeble expression. War of the
mightiest nation of tho earth opened
against that cradle! The influence
that came forth that night from that
surrounding of camels and sheep and
oxen challenged the iniquities of all
the centuries ti,nd will not cease un-
til it has destroyed them. What a
pronunciamento went forth from that
black and barbarian throne, practi-
cally saying, "Slay all the babes un-
der 2 years of age, and that wide
elaughter will surely include the
death of the one child that most
threatens tny dominion!" Awful time
was it for the Oecripa,nt of that
cradle! If he escape the knife of the
assassin, then the wild beast's paw,
or the bandit's clutch, or the mid -
CHILDREN'S QRESS.
Party awl Day Gowan* For School-
girls—Coats For Little Tots.
Caildren's faslaioeS are miniature
reproductions of the modes for growu
Up people just as far as Small awns
eau represent the varied details of
fasbiou within their limited space and
the boands of good taste, says the New
York Sun in betreellietion to a summary
of the same, as followe: There are don -
ale skirts, skirts with a circular flounce
and eairts with plaits in the baca Vari-
ously iliaisbed with the lueriteble rows
of stitching. Then there nre guimpest
yokes and vests of all kinds not too
elaborate for ehildrexas wear.
^reeked taffeta silk yokes seem to b.
a speeial fancy, and yokes of white
cloth striped with double rows of sou.
Who bread, one of white and one
Roman emperor. During that patri-
otic and loyal visit the first cry of
the Divine Boy was beard.
They had walked 80 miles over a
rough road to give in their names
and take the oath of allegiance, will never rook again. lauthel
Would we walk 80 miles to announce mouring for her children and will apt
our allegiance to our King, one be comforted because they are not."
Jesus? Caesar Augustus wanted to But through all the shadows break
know by the record on -which that gleams of sunshine, as the clouds of
Man and that Woman wrote their the Christie. cradle were Cleft by
.numes, or had them ,yvritten, just glorious light. Escaped from the
how many people in his empire he struggles through which we have all
could depend oa in case of exigencY. passed and must yet pass, those lit -
In all our churches there are so tle ones took heaven at one bound.
many half and half disciples, so many Instead of an earthly career it is a
one-third espousers. They rather heavenly career, with capacil ies,
think the Bible is true, at any rate with velocities, with opportunities
parts of it, and they hope that some- beyond our comprehension. Instead
how Christianity will disenthrall the of celebrating on earth the Saviour's
nations. They stay away fmra birth they stand in the Saviour's
church on communion days and hope presence. Instead of the holiday
When they have lived as 'Ong as they celebrations of the old homestead it
can in this world they can somehow is to them eternal jubilee at a, table
sneak into heaven. Oh, give in your where the angels of God are the
names! 13e registered on the church d a mid th festivities
utas times I realms that there are
many cradles under shadows. Oh,
the story of empty cradles all up
and down the earth, in mishit; and
in palaces! There are standing in
garrets or in storerooms cradles that
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DUSK ON THE WIDE, LOW PLAIN.
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neee on as aide, low plain.
And s glint in the foregrotted lying
Water fringed by a ring of tremulous whiePerloff
reeds,
aYer it circling hats
eat the sound of the kilideete crYing.
Ate/ emend it the sigh of tire wind in a netwees
et shiverinir weeds.
Dusk on the wide, low plain,
Aod a star in the distaece peering
aver tee serried peaks of shifting, vandshing blue.
And en oak tree black en the nand,
end a hare loping off through the clearing,
And. out where the terweeds toss„ the bleat of
wandering ewe.
Dusk on the wide low plain.
Aud crone to the pools eleseellditir.
And soft where the molleios wait. the AK 0
ground owPs wing.
And a Isawk beating hnme to his perch
Where the clouds Mth the crests are Wending.
And shade S 0 the hostelling night round the leas-
etaieg foothills glen:.
--William Higgs Youth** Cempartion„
HE ATE ANOTHEii DINNER.
aid Eve* et That He Get His
Netters Worth,
°Speaking of the man who 'wants to
get even' reminds me." sold the room
clerk., "of semething that happened
laet season when I was working in
Gwen oowes eon ems.
black, sewed close together. are very
effective. Plaid sill: useful. too. for
tbe yokes of serge seine)! gowns, anal
Plaid silk waist trimmed with narrow
braid and made with a Vetrei vest la
eilether Useful adjunct the school-
girl's outfit.
'laid wool gowns are always a feat -
um In children's dress. and this season
Is no eseeptiou In that reeetat. BLit
the plain main awed tames. venetian
Oa
aths, caslneres and stages have ate
lead, and the dainty pastel velem 'are
;seal for their dressy gowns. as well as
for the older ones. For girls 14 or 9
years old pale pink or blue Is very pret-
ty trimmed with lace insertion and tiny
little folds ha leeks in the Moth.
Cbiffou point trespril, erepe de chine
tad thin silks are quite es popular as
ever for the party gowns. and they are
quite as elaborately decorated with
lace and ribbon trimmed frills. Ver-
tical bands of white and colored velvet
ribbon nn inch and a half wide falling
from the belt at intervals all around
the skirt are very effective on the
gauzy naaterials. Put ou the width of
the velvet apart at the belt. the spaces
widen in proportion to the fullness of
the skirt. The bands are sewed very
lightly on to the shirt and extend to the
top of the mulles which edge the bent
where they end In a srnall bow. It Is
pretty to alternate the lengths. malting
every other one a few inches shorter.
Muslin:3 in dainty plain colors are used
both in summer 'and winter. and a soft
sash of liberty satin with netted Muse
tied In the clads is a, pretty addition.
The motlels illustrated are more par-
ticularly for cloth. showing something
of the variety in machine stitching and
the styles a skirts. A simple gowu
with sailor collnr stitched to forma
plait Is one novelty, and by varying the
colors of tbe silk used the effect Is made
at least unusual.
The new coats are in short jackets
finished with stitching; also long gar-
ments to the hem of the dress, xvith
triple capes around the shoulders,
the middle one of cream white or
some pale color harmonizing with
the cloth of the coat. Castor color
and the tan shades are favorites
for the long cloth coats, but there
are velvet and velveteen coats of
various colors trimmed elegantly with
fur and lace applique on the collars.
Coats for little tots of a years are
made of white cloth, white silk poplin
and corded silks and taimmed with
Irish lace, a tiny edging of beaver fur
and feather stitching.
record down here and in the Lambcupbearers and that resound with a laageter and a
Book of Life up there.. Let all the music and blaze with a brilliance
world know -where you stand, if you and a glory "that eye bath. not seen
have to go as far as Joseph and nor ear heard. No use in wishing
them a merry Christmas, for the
rnerriments of heaven ring out upon
them from temples that are always
open, amid pleasures that never die.
Oh, it is not a dull heaven, but a
lively heaven, for there are so many
children there! They throng the
streets; they look out of the "House
of Many Mansions:" they stand on
the beach to see the fleets cast an-
chor within the vale; they crowd the
gates with greetings when the old
folks come in; they clap their hands
in an eternal gladness; they dance in
an eternal glee. See you not the sun-
shine that pours into the shadows of
that cradle until they are all gone?
But the shadows have their uses.
There must be a background to every
good pictere. Turner alvtra,e,s out at
least one fleck of cloud on his can-
vas, and the clouds of earth will be
the backgromid to bring out more
mightily the brightness of heaven.
And will it not be glorious if after
all this scene of earthly vicissitude
we meet again in our Father's house
and talk over the past in an ever-
lasting holiday. But meanwhile look
out for the crstclles. How much they
decide for this world and the next!
When Christ was born at Bethlehem,
that decided the redemption of the
world. Oh, look out for the cradles!
May a Bethlehem star of hope point
down to each one of them and every
hovering cloud be filled with chant-
ing angels of mercy.
Mary walked, if you have to go 80
miles , before you find just the right
form of worship and just the right
creed, start in this modern Decem-
ber, as those villagers started in an
ancient December, and amid the con-
gratulations of church militant and
church triumphant give in your
names. It. was while Joseph and
Mary were on a visit of duty and
obeying a reasonable couunand of
Emperor Augustus that the star
pointed. to the place of uativity.
Another gleam of sunshine striking
through the shadows above that
Christie cradle was the fact of a
special divine protection. Herod was
determined upon the child's destruc-
tion. The monster put all his wits
together in stratagem for the stop-
ping of that young life just started.
Ile dramatized piety. He sudclealy
got religious. He would leave his
palace `and take chariot and have
steeds whipped up so that he-, could
kneel at that cradle. We have to
smile at what the imperial vain
said when he ordered, "Go and searoh
diligently for the young child, . aid
when ye have found him bring me
word, that I may go and worship
him also." All the detectives he
sent out failed in the search. You
cannot reasonably account for • that
unhurt cradle except on the theory
of a special divine protection. And
most cradles are likewise defended.
Can you understand why so many
children, with all the epidemics that
assail them and all their climbing to
dangerous heights and all theia peril-
ous experiments with explosives and
their running a,gainst horses' .hoofs
and daring of trolleys and carts fast
driven, yet somehow get through,
especially boys of high spirit and
that are going to amount to inuoh?
account for their coming through
all right, with only a few wounds
and bruises, by the fact that they
are divinely protected. All your
charges of "lDon't do , this and
"Don't do that , and "Don't go
there" seem to amount to nothing.
They are tho same reckless creatures
about whom yoe are c on s Lan tly
anxious and wonderine what Is the
Just I.ike
You may see young gar -fish play-
ing a gable of leap -frog, just as you
have seen tho big isbass at it.
A floating hawk's -bill turtle just
now is the under boy, and again, and
again the gar -fish leap over him.
Sometimes in the game the gar -fish
lands squarely on the sleeper's back,
when the indignant turtle takes a
long breath and dashes away, cat -
tet 4, tho various lietle fishes that
have assembled to see the fun.
li you have ever had an aquarium
be sure and have some gar-iish in it
and the turtle, ,and you can see the
sport for you.eselve.e.
WOMAN'S PLUCK WINS
A Lady Who Cured Her litisband of
tho tAquor Habit Writes a
Pathetic Letter.
She writes: "1 lute
for a long thee been
thinking of trying
the Samaria Preserlp-
-Oen treatreent ow
zny tersbaud for 14o
drinking kabite, but
I weir afraid. lifh
would discover Mkt
1 Walt giving elui
tavaleine, and the
timegat unaerved
Me. 4 hesitated fee
nearly a week, but
one dee when be
came hornet Ter,"
:tench intoxicated and his weeWs *altar
liketle ail spent, I threw or et fear end
determinee to vela an efeort to eave our
korne from the ran I saw coining, at alt
bizards. I sent. Pr your Samaria Preicrip-
*ion gall put it le his coffee as directet
next morelee. and watetsee eud prayed
for the result, Akt mese t gave elm more
end also at supper. Re never suspected is
;1111'r• and I then boldle kept right on
giving it regularly, 1#8, X bad tliseovered
*something that set every nerve in my body
tingling with bope arid liappluess. arid 1
mild see a bright fetere spread out before
meate peaceful, happy home. a abort! la rho
good things of life. nn atteutire. loving
uusbane, comforts. end everything elee
deer to a woneents hetnrt. for my husband
h d told me Gat ealskey wee elle stuff
Chicago. Man trona South Bel
end. end tie was taeg a dislike to ie TrAt.
Ind.,put up at the botel OA the Amere only too tate, for before I lied given tare
II rse ee had stopped drinking
an elan one day and took, dinner out -
aide with a friend. When he came to
pay his bill that evening. he retinal lie
ilea been charged for the meal anti in,
mediately raised Cala. Tim clots tried
to explain that the Allierleall plan was
based entirely upon time, and if be
chose to eat elsewhere it was his owu
looimut. but the mau from South Betel
couldn't get it through WS bead Ile
paid the hill muter protest and ineuir•
d whether dinner was still Me
'Yes. sir; said the clerk. 'It lasts
0119 p.
by liege he exclaimed. 'I'll
just go up and taelde it! I've eaten
one dinner already. but you bet I'm
going to get my money's worth out of
this old house if I bust!'
"He rushed Into the dining room.
grabbed a bill of fare and ordered ev
er.ything he could think of, his sole
idea being to get even for that Mime.
It was a sumptuous repast, and what
be couldn't eat be messed up so it
would be of no use to auybody else.
When he finally got through. Ow wait-
er handed him a cheek for $4.10.
." 'What', that for? be asked in sur-
prise.
'Your dinner, sir.' eald the wafter.
"'But I've already paid for it in nay
WV be protested. 'I'm staying here en
the American plan.'
'"Tben you should have gone to the
other dining room.' saki the waiter,.
'This Is the European plan Pate.'
"The man from South Bend maid tl.e
hill In silence and walked out, Whou
he reached the sidewalk, his pent up
ematIou exploded, aud he said things
that shocked even die cab drIvers."—
New Orleans Times -Democrat,
Separate 'Waists.
No sign of decadeuce does the taps -
rate waist yet show, and here are a
few examples of popular styles: The
upper blouse is in rich yellow silk
trimmed with white feather edging.
The waistcoat is of tucked lawn, with
insertion of lace and full blue tulle.
STYLISH BLOUSES.
At one side is a. rich silk velvet blouse
composed of cords outlined in narrow
r.
fuThe inner waistcoat is of fell
white lisse and six frills edged wall
lace falling over it
At the other side is a bodice pattern-
ed in narrow black lace with tucked
yoke and full front of blee silk. The
lower hgure shows an embroidered
glace silk blouse with full front of tie-
corclion •pinitt,d 'hese trimmed awith
bands of heliotrope.
The new variety in taffeta silk lane
the pliable gealities of a soft foulara,
while it if4 mech heavier and more
suitable for gowns than the tkinner
kind.
eitogetber, bet t kens faring the medicine
till It wns gnee. and tben sera for smother
lot to bave ea here if he tamale relapse -at
e had done frets. ble premises before. Zs
never bate and 1 MP -writing YOU tbla atter
to tell eon how thenitfel I nue I tieneetly
believe It will cnre the worst eesese'
panipinet In peen, smiled envelop.
/Writ free, giving trolmentais grd fun tu.
for/nation, wifb efroe...lons how to take or
adminleter Sernarie Preterietion. Corm -
*monde -nee ensvIde,10 egerr.111, counden,
tial. Addrese The Semerla 'Remade Co.
2$ Jerdnneartet. Teenere nee
An Aura Prom Arkansas.
"Virben X was on the bench." Mates
Judge J. J. Du Bose. "we were once
malting up a special jury for a naurder
trial. The lawyers were examining the
venire, and 1 wasn't paying Dthell at-
tention to what was going on till one
of the lawyers attracted my attention
by saying;
"'Your honor, this man Is Incompe-
tent for jury service. He's a foreign-
er.'
"I looked at the man under examina-
tion and didn't think be looked like
foreigner. He looked, anyway. like he
-was acclimated. So I asked him:
"'Hare you ever been naturalized?
4' `No. sit,' be answered.
"'And you say you're a foreigner and
not uatuailizede a hat country are yuu
a native of?'
"'Arkansas.'
"Well, everybody in the courtroom
laughed. I told the man be could go.
He wasn't mueb of a foreigner, but
too much to sit on a jury in my court."
—Memphis Schutter.
Secret Drawer..
"Most people seem to think," says a
maker of furniture, "that secret draw-
ers and hidden receptacles In furniture
only exist in novels and plays, but this
is by no raeans so. 1 very frequently
take orders for such items, and I em-
ploy a clever woman designer, who
shows positive genius in planning
places of concealment, whicb no
amount of tappiug or measuring could
reveal. In most eases. even were the
hollow receptacle discovered, the wood-
work around would have to be cut
away, so complex are the fastenings.
Most of the orders come from women—
and rich people, of course—and I have
no doubt that a desire to hide articles
from too curious servants dictates the
orders.'
Bxasperntlnsr PernaIes.
Quinn- \ e17 women imagine them -
h -es wits they are a meteor to the
Foute—Yeu must have met some of
late.
Quinn—Yes, my wife. She tasked me
if a sea bursa was in may way related
to a bay mare.—Chicago News.
Profitably rannioyed.
"I am now." said the manager of the
Roily lice Conde Opera Colossal Aggre-
gation as he stuffed the most of the re-
ceipts into a separate pocket, 'ffigurina
to beat the band."
Naturally the ehorns and others were
soon to be up against the same prepaid -
ion, ant they were net necessary to the
easItition of the jest.—Indianapolie Jour'
nal.
••••• my .1.1.•
Her Irate Parent i to youth who has
arried late of au evening) — Young
mme do you know it is past 11
'dock?
The Tarrying Youth—Yes, sir. Bat
sbe has been sitting on my bat for the
past two hours and I didn't want to
tell her.
"Then hereafter don't keep your
hat on your lap. 'Haug it on the peg
in, the boll." '
Letters to Legislators.
Iiear Sir—I wieh you'd put in a bill to
rea1t4 Bill Jones of Bill's Crossroads,
who is the son of old Bill, who married
Bill Green's widow at Bill Jinkins'
grocery store, about the time Bill Sperlin
broke 13111 Brown's left leg in a wrestliu
match at Bill Peters' house, respect the
stock law hill more than what he is
a-doin of!—Atlanta Cousiitution.
A Twain for the Debilitated.—Parmelett's
Vegetal,- by acting mil ily but thor-
oughlr on the secret:nos of the body are a
yelltnoisi tonic. stimulating the lagging
organs to loalthful action and restoring
them to full suor. Alley can be taken in
graduated doses and so used that they can
be discontinued at any time without re-
turn of the ailments which they were used
to allay.
New EIng of the Gypsies.
At Yetholm, in Scotland, a man
named Fall was erowned king of the
gypsies in sucem-sion to his late
another, who was known as Queen
Esther. The -crown of tin and tinsel
was placed on his head by the village
blacksmith, whose family is said to
possess the hereditary right of crown-
ing the gypsy sovereigns. The "king"
rode in a earrieee drawn by six asses.
His Way.
Young Mother—Arthur Oldhean ia
always paying queer compliments.
Friend—What's his latest?
Young Mother—To-day he congrat-
ulated the baby on having such •
pretty mother to look like.
To Prevent is Better Than to Repent.—
A little medicine in the shape of the won
derful pellets which are known as Panne-
1ee's Vegetable Pill', administered at the
proper tune and with the directions ad-
hered to often prevents a serious attack of
sickness and save money which would go
to the doctor. In all irregularities of the
digestive organs they are an invaluable
corrective and by cleansing -the blood they
clear the skin of imperfections.
Bow to Dodge Lightning.
Some of the simplest things in the
world are the most efficacious, says
the Scientific _American wise man.
Now, for instance, if you are afraid of
lightning, here's a very simple safe-
guard. to remember—simply put on
your rubbers and then stand so that
your clothes -won't touch anywhere.
Whether you're indoors or out of doors
you're perfectly safe, for rubber is a
non-conductor and you are completely
insulated. This is worth remember-
ing.
If the child is restless at night, hal
coated tongue. sallow eomplexion, a dose
of Miller's Worm Powders is what is "re-
quired; 'vei7 pleasant andperfectly harm-
less.
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