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Exeter Advocate, 1899-7-27, Page 6aETlrcEu rWo LOVES By BERTHA. at. OLAY. She knew it all now. The last faint gleam had, died out of her heart --she knew it. The only thing that remained for her now was to see what was best to be one. Sete loved him better than herself; unkind and neglectful a.s be was, the loved him better than any- thing or any one in the world. She stretched out her bands with a bitter cry. me love—my love"" she said, "I sronld have died Mr you, and you have Begone* seer" CRAFTER XLVIL "I warm SANTE ,irs'rxCE," What was she to do? That watt the question which puzzled ,her, blow could she free trim, ao as to make him ham with this; beautiful woman whom he loved? Teere rained from bee face art site remembered tate lines that he loved ---"Ile was weary, waiting for the +'"may;" but the May be longed for wee not the sweet mernth of Eves grid kilos. Jonas; it wase a lovely, go den•haired lardy. He was wearied of waitlug"; and k was through ler that he had to wait at ail, If she were not in thel Way, he could emery Lady May.. "He meet Irate Me," she %benlfht. 'ICb did he marry ane? He rauatr hate ale, and wish ane dead." Deed! The WOrlt strut c her. What calm neat, what unbroken ekeesi to the deaa.d!—no wear axed tear of fife no jealousy, no pain, no stemma nothing bet deep, Cali% sweet, .attbrekea rest. "Dead!" '44'tty, death was the only wee in which she could free hermit and him. She knew these ants *neh, & thing as divorce; hut, then, Itxnuat f tow wrong -doing; they would not save it for a mistaken marriage. "It it were not wrong," tbongte Daley, ""1 would kill myself. If I could go to Emmen, I would. cheerfully ,give up life.'" .But that could not be; if Ste took her ewe life, Ebbe *mild hover nee the face of Goad. The theme was the little babe—the sweet, laughter, cooler babe —with timer pink battler and dimpled fes, She mast net leaver that, Baily bard but hereelf; twin fabler caned lrttk+e for it --ail has heart was with Inde May. Alt time day Daisy eat lea; her room trying to think what shat' should do. Should she go to him and upbraid him— tell him she irnew .afl size had tonna hot hie lore for Lady May? Should she insist upora bis making their 'meriage pabdie at once, and introducing her to 'the world as his wife? Ah, no; for it sloe did any ot these things, he would. • only hate her the more. "I matelot endure that," thought Dsiyy, "He does not love me, but 1 tonal not bees that he should hate •ems." Secedes which, see had no ?raper tteouude for accusation. No one had told her that he loved the Lady May; lifter all, it was principally her own, surm?Rae. She was confident of it aftee. teeing them together. Should she write a letter to Lady l.lay, telling her that Sir G9intoa Adair was married— that he had a wife and child in France? She looked a proud and lofty lady, one who would scorn even to look at an anonymous letter. Should she write to him? She was puzzled what to do. Of one thing she was quite resolved—Maris should not go on; she must have' it end- ed. The best, the wisest plan would be to see them both together. When? was the nest question. That she could de- cide later on; she would not hurry her fate by any precipitation. She would have no scene by•whieh the world could be enlightened, but she would have jus- tice for herself and her child. He might not love them, but he shottd not look at this fair woman with his heart In his eyes. How that day passed Daisy never knew. Under pretext of indisposition, she remained in her own room; she could not have borne the sound of voices or the sight of faces her heart was broken with the tragedy of her owa life. Sometimes she thought She would creep home to the baby, and die without one word of what she had dis- covered. She was almiost tired of the useless, weary struggle. She could not hope now for his love not even in the long years to come; box ' child's pretty prattle and pretty ways would not purchase it for her. "And I cannot wonder at it," the Illout ht. with her rare sweetness o2 humility. "I am not to be compared to ber; she is beautiful beyond most women. She is a lady, high-born, high- bred; I am only a country girt No wonder that le loves cher best. Whe slid he marry me!" Once she thought 3t was just poss&ble ' all this might be a mintake. Perhaps Lady May was related to him; they aright be cousins; she could not tell; she would ask. If they were related, ever !so distantly, that would aeconnt for the a friendship between them. She might have known how passion- ately she loved her husband from the relief that even that faint suspdelon gave her. It gave hem strength to leave !the room, to go down stairs and talk to Adolphe again. All in the most casual way, she asked him if Sir Clinton had • arty relatives, in London; and the en - hewer was "No." Then she said: "Is not Lady May Trevlyn a distant xrelmtive of his?" "No," said Adolphe. "You seem cued.. sons over Lady Trevlyn, Mrs, Jordan," he said. "I will tali you all I know about its and this was told me by one e<1 herr household. Some years ago, wheat she was a young gird, they were engag- ed to be married—they were lovers; then they quarrreled—I have never heard how sr why --they quarreled and parted. Sir Clinton went away—went by himself, Meier no aere:nes with him. I bald been living with him three yeasts then, said Y knew no more than the ethers did about him. We all received a message through bis sol&eitors that, we were to remain an board wages. I have not ma.lf the faintest idea where he went. It woo nearly three years before he *tamed ria England; then he was sir terribly changed --his face had growl oder, aurid keds eyes Bradth}ok, stcax as you see sometfines inof a man wm soow haShe rose from her seat with arlittle • Wat is it?" aked Adophe. eh"ee " s+he relied, fah:tlel• ere at my hea;rt; it is gone now, quie gape, Go onAdlphe; you tela stoyboob ." "I am peased to interest yo, Mr. Joran" said the polite valet; "but I hve little mre to tell. Sir Cinten came bck, looking years older, hagard and. care-wornEvery one was delht- ed to see tiroand welcomd hih>t wameIy. He wet Lady Inlay again, and they beame rrieeds. Every one expectethat tl:.tey would mary; but they have not done so, and 1 de not thnk tht any one knows tine reason wiry, I do not, and I am Sr Cliaton'e trusted see~. "How s+tange!" mumred Disy.,"Yes, +rt is stange; for it is wellknown tht Lady May reused some ex• ceent oers, We quite expected eedg to hear the marriage aneenced.He visied tate house, he goes everywhere with he; but there has beer: no sttc4t ennounement yet, and. I begin to evr wall, If they meant toraxy, thy wooud have done se log before ths. I do not think there wiltever be a maage meow."'"Yet they are supose to cae feach. other" said Dasy. 'at is tine mystery; tat iworld cannot uestnd,s like a riddle," said Dasy, .ligtas sbe turned away; "no once cu phase it," She :spoe ligtly, batt lite very bittenese of death was in her heat. Sha eoud undestasad it all now; it waq tdhe pges of an oen book, H.bed .loed her, and they had quarreed; the qael with her wom he loveemey. woe the sorow which tddrven hm mad; he ba, no doubt, a the woods where achehi, half dead with fatigue and mety, That prt o1 the story was plain enoughto her; she could imagine, too, howhaving retuned to Fruglend and finrhs beautful love true andod cham had been redoubled. Wat sae coulnot imgne was wlye had married her. That wee the fatl matake; ut for that he woud havbeen hnppy eough—he woud bavo mar. ied Lady Iitay That was he grated mstake, the Brent blunder; the onrror which cod never be remedied. Wfry had he done it? Re bad -evidently nver cweed to love lady May. Thehd not been maed vey Jong when ie hd woned so at ha emotion over the lines "Watng' f+or the May." It wane his beautiful love of whom he was thinkng then, she knew; be had never ceased to love her; then why bd be mared any one else? That was the only mystery let now in the whoe story. It could not hae bees brat he loved hrthat was not pos. Bible; he had asked her to be his wife, to marry hn but ate had never saidnnuch about love; besdes whler, any ait, feeble affection that he had, for her, was nothng compaed to the in- tersy of his love for Lady May. "Why did he marry me?"' cried the unhappy girl, wringing iter hands. Better a thousand times to be sleeing under the daisies than to be here --bet. ter to be dead, tShan living to shot nutall hope of happiness for herself. No idea of the trutrh occurred to her; no suspcin that he had marred her froman impuse of manly kindness and generosity. She bewildeed herseling to dscover, how it was, He had evidenty repented of it, for he had taken no steps to introduce herto any one—indeed, no one here in Eng- land knew anythng about Baer. A sud- den flush of anger burned her face; her pssionate, despairing love gave place to angry pride. She felt tihat, let himhave what exuse he might, he hard spoled her life without having any motive for it. =Chen Daisy was compelled to leave her thoughts and go dwn stairs, where a variety of duties no one else could perform were waiting for hey—duties Haat she began to loathe. "It will not be for much longer," she maid to herself; "I wilt take good cne of that." She loattaed this great, splendid house, with its profusion and .luxury; it seem- ed to her to embody one of the reason why he had not procaimed his marriage with her. She fancied he wets ashamed to introduce her, ashamed to show her as t+he mistress of all his wealth. "I can do without it," said Daday, with a curing 1p; "1 do not want It, but I will have justke for myself and my chidd." A most unfortunate idea came to .hethen; It was that he had married hesto avenge himself on Lady May, and then, when the deed was done, he had not the courage to avow It. Daisy felt that she had solved the problem at last --she had clever been loved, never been cared for. She was but a meals of re- venge; her heart, her Iife, her love and been as nothing. He had married herto avenge S himself on .his beautiful lady-Iove; then, when his courage failed him, he had carefully kept her out of sight. my life," said the girl, "hes gone for- nothing—gone for the whims of an 'hou-my life, tihat is so m'uc'h tome, and so little to any one else." She felt quite sure that she undertood it all now; t'ihat the whole story lay oen befbre her; and ve'heonent de- sire foe justice took possession of her. 'i wildmake humawn,.me ass his wifebefore her," she said. "I will make him tell me in her presence why he nranried me•. I wll have jusalce as I have never had love." It wa.e`late before Sir € inton :returned; she, sitting watchng the hours with jealous ees, knew how late. Alt, well, it would not be for much longer. She thought Heaven was very merciful; there was plenty.;ot room for her in heaven, atIIhough no one wanted Tier enearth. Site would. haejuseice; then sine would go home oto her, baby and die. ill pray so eernestily for deahth," sloe 'sd to herself, that Heaven will never refuse to her me."CRAPT1t XLVIII. b SrasisE llnkr niT. The aln' ? ! SO go he next moraine as usual for her orders; she sent elargerie is her plates, who, in an- swer to Sir Clinton's polite inquiries, replied that Mrs. Jordan, waa not well. Ile was sorry, but he weer going oat again, so that he begged she would not give herself any trouble that day as. 5psa aeoon'nt. Daisy was realty iIl—not in any danger, but wearied out with emotion and suspense. Her head ached so Pain' fully that sate could not endure the light; when she tried to rise It was es though her strength failed, her, end she had the good sense to perceive that un- less sic rested is time she might Poe' snlaly have a severe illness—such rest as it was, when every thought was pain, earl the strongest feeling site was cap- able of was an intense longing to die, It was four days before she rose again; then she felt strangely whit :and ill, One of the first things she did was to go to Sir piintozx's study, whit. had been neglected, during her abSei'e. It did not look as though be bad been much in it. There were some lott'rs st attasred about, but that whieia zete'r- ed her mast, and brought matters to a, crisis, was that she saw on the mantel piece a letter from France, from her- self, that had been, by the post -mare upon it, lying there for tour days. and was, still unopened. It was dusty awl dirty; it had evidently lair; there es - epened ever since eft came. That was the climax. As she held that letter in her hands alt goutier feelings seenr..*d t�.► die out of 7haisy'a heart;. her fake burn- ed with augers, ber Insert beat fast. her halals trembled, her sweet fare was net at that raement pleasant to see. "So," she said, slowly, "it is even taxa much tremble to open my lettere now, It might have been to telt bin that baby was ill, to ask. him to come—it night have been most importns#t; no teeter, lie tied no time to read it; ata remembeni nothing but Lady May; there is no thought. go erre, no caneideration f,rh ane. Now I will have Justice; there ba,' been ACP mercy shown to Ina, I will show nene. I will find out where she is, and cenfror;t him with her." Adolpllre watt slot in the house, but one of tele ibotrnee gave her all the in fortnation drat she required. Of nurse he was gone to Cliffe House; the pity wan he could not live there. A bitter anile curled her lipe, "I need hardly bare nailed the genas. non," she thought; "where is it likely be should be? EIe has no time to read my tetter, be bus to go to Cliffe Renese. If I wanted artytbine to nerve me. ries with if my courage fails me, I have but to remember that my life was lee' than notching to him. that he has spoiled it foe a whim, that he married me as an act of vengeance, and then had not the courage to carry out his revenge. I have but to think of my own broken heart and my little child's face. I shall have courage for anything then. Good -by to MTs. &edam! Good -by to Lifdaie House! Stay—for my child's sake 'qui one must know that I have been here. I will go, and leave no braces.; they may say the housekeeper left suddenly and without cause, but they will never con- nect tete housekeeper with Lady Adair, What It mockery it seems to think. thee I am Lady Adair!" She went for the last time to her room, impatiently enough: she pulled off the false gray hair; she had all her senses about Sher; see burned tate gray front lest it shoved be found; the white cap she left :In, the bureau drawer, In her box she had one dress that she had purchased to case of any such canhbin- g'ency as this, a dress of black velvet; it wee some relief to throw off the qutint costume that had disguised the grace and etegamcar of her beautiful figure, and assay herself once more in a diens that suited her youthful beauty. Even in the midst of her sadness and deepeir Daisy did not forget that; she looked fair enough for any man's love; with that flush on her flower-like face, that light of resolution' in her eyes, fair end g'razeful as women need be. Yet she laughed as alae looked at that re- flection of herself; what did it matter hew fair she was? he would never love her, never care for her; the wo- man he loved was a thousand times more beentiful than she. It seemed so strange going through the streets in her own character. She did not notice the admiring glances hent on her, the admiring eyes that followed hear. She thought only of findire her husband at Cliffe House. Many a passer-by stopped to look at this bean- tiful fair-haired woman In. the black velvet dreses, whose face was so uncon- seiaus and whose eyes seemed to look so for away. Daisy passed on, the sun the shining brightly, e sky was bine, the western wind sweet and calm; the people looked happy and prosperous, the little children ,were all at play. She never saw the sunlit streets, or heard the sound of the eheldren at play; a strange idea had taken possession of her. She was wondering how a con- demned crineimal walks from his cell to the scaffold; how short the way must seem to him, with death at the, end; how his eyes must linger on the dsrlt= ened walls, on the Living faces near him, so soon—oh; Heaven, so, soon -to plass before him forever. She felt like that new; she was weeder to her doom. What matter the •sunshine and the cheerful sounds? there was death :at the end; for it would be death to stand before him and accuse' him -to hear him, perhaps, repudiate her—perhaps deny all knowledge of her; and, if he did not db thea, to curest her for coming, There could never be death fax her worse than is the slaying Uh a of her , y g he love: Oa, with meek steps that never falter. ed. There in the distance she saw 'tire Iron railings against which she lean- ed that day in her agony wihen she first saw Lady May; the day and hour on wallah the hand of death had seized her. On, with a courage that grew meter witb every step. Shewets go- ing to seek for justice, not, only for her- self, but for her little child in fan -off. France; the child who had never known a father's love or a father's care. And there were tears in her eyes, tears rain- ing down her face, tears burning her where they fell. Tears! She raised her heart proudly. She had not known that she was weeping; it must have been with thinking of her little one, who lead' m o nate to love euro but his mother. ei will not face my enemies with tartars en nay face," said Daisy. WONDERS OF NATURE. There Are Nene Mere Impressive Thai Taws of the Potrifled Forest. of Arizona. It has recently been proved that the petrified forests of Arizona are realities and not myths. At the outset jet it be understood, that the idea that the trees ot these forests are standing Upright. that they have roots, and that they have branches, is a complete error, and hal not the slightest foundation In fact. Izt- deed, it is, considered as very do, ubtte% that theme immense petrified logs, grew• within many miles of the place where tbey are now found, The sepposition of the scientists is that they flowed into *bet was then an inland lake or basin irom some higher region, where s. tre- mendous Hoed had washed the great forest out of existence, The recumbent trees were then, during the subsequent centuries, covered with mud, sand and limestone many tbonsands of feet deep, and thus subjected to an immense pose rare, and heat. There must have been iron sad other minerals In the substances that washed dowel and covered the trees" as well as lune to solidify them, for, now that' tbotasands upon thousands of yearn, have sect away. and the •overlying strata ve beenwashed clown by the disin- tegrating forces of the oenturres, these' once proud and lofty trees are found to be not only solid stone, but colored into such 's variety of hues and shade* as to be the delight of the collector and the eberan of tire artist. Vera are actually 1 millions of tons of jasper. cheleedony, moss•ngate, topaz, a'inethyst and agates of every Imaginable hue. Hundreds of square =ilea are covered with this wonderful torest, These large deposits of petrid.ed wood are found in Arizona, tive miles from the main line of the Santa Fe railway to California. A little station between earn. rizo and Eolbrooke bas bean :nanuni Adamana, after the old pioneer who drives tourists out to the forest. He is one of the best•knowai characters of the west. There are few people in the west who do not know Adam Hanna. Adam is a Scotchzuan, and is a born pioneer,. After crossing the river, not far from Hanna's bourse, the drive is over a corn- paratively levet country towards a'liue of bluffs or cliffs some four or five ranee away, On reaolling these eltffs we find a number of bays and promontories, which make canyons and ravines into which we can drive and ride for parrpoee,r of ex- ploration, Here we find the logs scatter- ed about in confusion in every direction. Strange to say. all the tree; sra split up Into logs, and equally strange is the feet that if one tries to split a log the fracture is a longitudinal one. while all the old fractures are tr ewe • et:eking out of EAGLE ROCK. Remarkable Erosion In the Petrified Forest. the cliff walls all around ua are sections of trees. As the soft material of whioh the walla are composed is washed away more of the trees become exposed, and in time are released from their matrix, only to roll down and join the great mass on the level. The results of this constant disintegration are seen in the most pecu- liar carvings or sculptures of the soft rook which surround these trees. Yonder la a group which looks like a dwarfish man and his wife, whilst here to the left a bold pillar stands out, 50 or more feet high, crowned with the head of a tre- mendous eagle. Yonder, on a hill, is a 20 -foot log of jasper and agate, so resting on the brow of the hill that it looks for all the world like a cannon, a natural fortress to exclude people from the region of the beautiful stones. A little over half a mile away on the southwest side of this bluff the soil has been so washed away as to cut a ravine right underneath one of the very feW almost perfect trees found In the forest. So that •here we have a natural bridge formed out of a petrified tree. This tree was originally over 200 feet high, and Is now so large in diameter than one can ride horseback across it. This is one of the most astonishing and . wonderful bridges in the world, and that transcon- tinental traveler who journeys from the east to Calitornia is not wise who fails to spend the one day that is necessary to visit this wonderful bridge and the equally wonderful forest by which it is surrounded. It is a frightful desert region, and e recent visitor had an experience that was as novel as it was unpleasant. They bad gone further than they had intended and were not provided with a sufficiency of water. The weather was intensely hot, and soon their little stook of water was exhausted. The thought of waiting until they got back home was maddening. Adam, however, knew a Mime far better than waiting. Riding along until they came to the dry bed of a stream, that seemed as if not a drop of water had been 1n it for ten years; he quietly took the saddle and bridle from his horse, and. tying a rope around its neck, turn- ed it loose. With an instinct as unerring as that of the bird in its flight, the horse went to a certain spot in the wash and commenced pawing the sand with his feet. He threw it out with almost as great rapidity as a dog paws the earth from a squirrel hole, but in far greater, quantities. The visitor stood and watched him in amazement, while Adam said: "Oh, he's smart, he is. Did you never see a hose dig for water? That hoss has raved me life many a time, for he can find water if it's to be had, where you and me would lie down and die. Now see him!" With intent gaze the horsedrew back, and steadfastly watched the hole he had made. In, a few minutes a half bucket of water had collected at the bottom of the bole, and, though the > water was neither cool nor fresh. it was better than nothing. They quenched their thirst, and In the cool of the evening returned to the MAIM. THE SUMMER WARDROBE, Poor Poplins—How Tra'ellas Gowns Are Made. Popliu is one of the -best of the season's. materials. It is used for all sorts of gowns, from simple ones to those of great elaborateness, and is 'mettle black. and all the new colors—several blues and violets, a number of greens, grays and beiges a ed poppy and venetian red. There is a lovely shade of pastel green, another of light hortensia blue and a beautiful silver gray. Poplin is employed for little girls es well as women. Traveling gowns are very simply made, the tailor made style being preferred, and ail elaborations of fastening and trouble- some adjustments are avoided. A pocket is a ueeessity, but it is difficult to put it anywhere except in the back seam and yet keep it out of evidence. Where there are no plaits at all ie the hack of the skirt it cannot be kept out of sight even there. In such a ease it is best to trim the two sides of the front and conceal the opening of the pocket under the trim. ming. The skirt should be short, so that it need not be held up in the hand during :yakking. The bodice which is most con- venient is the jaeket or bolero, which may .be open or closed, according to cir- cumstances, It should be wore over a neat shirt waist of percale or wash silk. The cut shows a gown of flax bine lin. en. The upper part of the skirt is adorn- ed with heavy white embroidered motifs, and the bodice, which forms a slight blouse in front, is similarly trimmed. The upper part of the bodice Is cut away in a fanciful torte to show the neck, and the edge is finished with a plaiting of white mousseline de sole. The half length sleeves and the epaulets are finished in the same way. Junko Crxottarr. FASHION HINTS. Items of Interest Concernins Wardrobe. Capes are still worn for the carriage, for evening and as' traveling wraps, and their utility will keep them in fashion for a, long time yet, but the bolero or short jacket is now preferred for general use. The fashionable wedding costume in- cludes something beside the gown, veil and accessories. The bride must have special garments alt through, beginning the TAFFETA GOWN. With underwear of fine ulnen trimmed with real valenciennea lace. Then come the short petticoat of white liberty silk, the long petticoat of white moire or satin, elaborately trimmed with lace, mousse- line de sole and ribbon, and the corset of white satin or pal brach: silk. These concealed decorations are quite as costly as the gown Itself and are nt the finest` quality and workmanship. The bodice differing from the skirt is still worn, both by girls and women. Cor'' sages are no longer made with a blouse effect at the back, -the front only being allowed to overhang : the belt. Bodices of taffeta or of mousseline de sole over silk are in as much favor as ever. The cut shows a costume of poppy red taffeta. The skirt is covered with an application of yellow guipure and has a tunic of plain taffeta with a "stitched edge. The little coat is cut to match' and has a stitched edge also and opens over a plastron of the guipure ever taffeta. The sleeves are plain, the epaulets being out In onewith the bodice.' Fancy but- tons decorate the Corsage, and there is a neck frill of yellow chifipn. The hat of yellow straw le 'trimmed with red poppies tad red tuUe. AMU Oapr z sT. THE BOY ON THE CAR. 4 to Wes Tsikative Reosnse P. Nade'S Bought Tbat. Wheel. If you are married and have a boy who is old enough to ride a wheel and there are any family secrets which yon prefer keeping in the background, do. not take the boy with you when out for a street car ride. This advice is founded on an incident in one of the Boulevard horse cam—,: beautiful things for a city like N. York -labeled "Grant's Too b„" "Pop, you know what yon promised el, Dget it tea—aboutht ta wheel. _. o� to- morrer, pop?" "I'll a g Sab about it. Looks; titers: L the horselessa Tile boy looked. "Say, pop, that won't be in it whit i>Sy wheel, will it?" "I should say not. I am afraid it 3s going to rain. I guess we had better go back," "If I bad my new wheel, I'd i..y. 'Let 'er rain!' wouldn't you, ,pop?" "It looks very much like a show's. Guess we will take the next oar hack." "Say, hop, I don't want no boy's wheel. I want a man's wheel, and I want adjustable hauallo bare, awl l don't want the wheel tato low geared, do I? What wheel are you going to get, pop?" This inquiry caused several, who beard it to lock at the father of tiro boy, ae if each would like to name the wheel" but nobody did. The father Tenn- ture'i to say: "You don't want a man's wheel,," 44 Yes, I do, pop,. You .know you. promised rna it should be a man"s. wheel. She wouldn't let you in till yon promised, you know, pop,,: "Look at that wheel, It is a new make. I think :1 know that wan," "Yon know, :pop, you promised rni to gat nae a bike suit like here, pop, and the suit goes with the wheel, POP." "Yes, my boy. Now we will get ofd at the next corner," "What for? ilia said she boped to the Lord elan wouldn't nee you again toddy. Why net go and get the wheel now?" 441 am not ready today,'" "You ain't? Are you going to boxy it for cash or on the installment plan?" "Cash, of course, Alwayspay cash, my boy, and then you, won't owe any. body." what made yon tell urn to get her bathing suit on monthly payments?" The man tried to laugh. He did not succeed so well as those who sat oppo- site. ppssite. "Oh, I know, pop. You told ma to stand off the gas man and the ice man, so you could get ahead, That's bow you're going to pay cash for my wheel. Eh, pop?" i "Seventy-ninth street!" by the con. doctor. "Thanks!" by the man who gob oil, followed by a bay.—Now York Truth, War Material. "If I should be obliged to go," said the Spanish general, "I will do what I can to facilitate business for my ono- oessor." "And you want me to give him come information?" asked the officer. "Yea. Tell him there are a fountain Pen and a book of synonyms in the up -1 per drawer at my desk."—Washington Star. Fencing. Farmer Clovertop—Wot did that there boy o' yours learn at college? Farmer ,Hayrick—Well, be learned Greek an Latin an football an fencin an a lot o' things. Farmer Clovertop—Fenoin, hey? Waal, I don't see as how your fences looks any better nor mine.--Philadel-j phis Record. It Hakes a Difference. "Killed an umpire at the ball gams • yesterday." "The brutes!" "He gave a rank decision against the home club." "Ah, served him right!"—Philadel- phia North American, In Suspense. "The sloth," said the witty dean of St. Paul's, "moves suspended, rests suspended, sleeps suspended and, in ,fact, passes his life in suspense, like a' young clergyman distantly related to a bishop."—London Household Words. Still Dose. "The doctor put my husband on his feet in a week," she exolaimed. "It was no trouble at all. The bill he pre- sented fairly lifted him out of bed. "-- Chicago Record. The Professor's Fear. She—I am afraid, professor, that his voice will change. Professor—Veil, I am afraid it won't. •-Judy. The Worst Pun Yet. "Japan wants to be a sister to ns." "I don't think we lacquer well enough for that"—Cleveland Plain Dealer. - He Forgot HinuelL ahlre de at Broncho Bi11»—Great snakesl What's the matter? Sprocket Sarn—Fergot I 'wus on a wheel an tried to put spura to the tire. -New York journal. l