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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1899-6-15, Page 7DOINGS OF THE WEEK ITEMS OF INTEREST FROM ARouND THE WORLD pruned, Ponctuatea and preserved in rithY Paragraphs, for the Peresai of tracticai People — Personal.. Politic:4 and Profitable, THE BUSINESS WORLB. Toronto milledealers favor accepting the American spade do's offer for their milk routes, and API doted a committee to deal witla the question. seOLITICS--CaNADIAN. On Saturtlay, at Whitby, Mr. Charles Calder was again nominated by the Liberal -Conservatives to contest South Ontario with the Hon. John Dryden, soloing& James Marshall of Toronto on Sature day Itttemptel1 to tuke Ws life by cutting his throat lie had leasu ill with stomach troubles for nine years. lie cut bie throat with a razor, but, although 64 years of age, will likely recover. TRIO DEA% Robert Croekeet, execaptain of the lath Battalion, died in "Hamilton on Friday night, Death came to little Ida May Farman, doughter of Home Falemou of Hamil- ton, on Soturdoy, as a metals of the bairns ahe received on Friday eveniug. RAILROAD Band111.41.NOS..., Mr. William Mackenzie had an Inter Vim with several menehera of the Mani- toba Government ma Fridoy, and arrolige- remote were proctieally made to extend the Dauphin lino into GEhere Plaine this summer. The line 14 to be Mt mon than 25 miles In length, It wfil top a One country oral one that hue been held lank by iter. distanee. from the market. CRIME ANre CR.URINALS. loseemeoy osauaors of Hamilton 14 out •on $100 bail, until Tuesday, when he le to be tried on a charge of criminally asseulting Mrs. Georgina Anderson, whom he was escorting home from a porty. A man was errested at Itraelsville on Saturday afternoon in the act of carrying off eeveral artielee hero the offiee +if W., .11. Cometoek. M.P. lie govo hie Ilallle Al 'Zieltonalti. and aoys he hails from Cal - mato, India. i TUE LAMM Nirceittite. •A. reaee meeting in eointeetion 'with the trstetaleen*s strike was held on Satur- day afternoon in Toronto. There was A large attendance, and sympathy Was exe tended to the men by 41 the ape titers. Clergymen and Mr. Crawford. M. P. ;Were the chief orators, ! In the Toronto Methodist Confereace at • ,Owen Sound on Saturday R. E. S. IRowe moved a resolution of synapathy owith the striking trackmen, hut an amendment wile moved to refer the matter to a committee. Another motion "postponed a vote on the amendment. a Tif E. alit E ittec 0 It D. I Fire in the extensive leach houses of the Lang Tanning Company at Berlin an Sunday iind many thousands of dollars' worth of dannsge. TIM third aim fourth stories in the resideuee portion of ,Itilin Fox's banking ostabtisinuent of Leman were slightly damaged by fire on Saturday afternoon. t TXe masonic Hall, Roeiland, WAS destroyed by tire on Friday night. Elea:- - trietwiree are said to have caused the blazes. Most of the contents WON saved. Insut .nce FOR MEN OP WAR. ' Majoialeeneral Hutton hies arrived at the Niagara Camp. Before leaving Lon- don he officially inspected the troops there. The London camp disbanded on Saturday. , Great preparations are being made for the big review of troops at Aldershot, June 25, by the Queen. The ceremony ,avill take place on Laffan's Plane, and .about 14,0o0 troops will participate lii it. A despatch from Victoria, Island of Labuan, says the inhabitants of Brune and the intermediate coast of Borneo have hoisted the Sarawak flag. Brune and Sarawak aro sultanates on the north- west coast of Borneo, and are both under 1Br1tish protection. THE RELIGTous WORLD. Total receipts In the Toronto lelethodiet •1 Conference during the year were $424,672, :an increase of 87,832 over the previous year. The membership is 44,e59, an increase of 145. At the Toronto Methodist Conference in Owen Sound on Friday a report en- dorsing the twentieth. century fund was presented. Great satisfaction was ex- pressed that Sb. James' Church, Mont- real, was saved to the denomination. The clerical Il Cittadino of Genoa says , the Pope has decided to establish a per- manent apostolic delegation in Canada. The statement of Il Cittadino is prema- ture. Arrangements to that end, how- ever, are in progress, and if carried out. ( it is understood Mgr. Zalewski, the apostolic delegate to India, who is now in !Rome, will be appointed apostolio doles gate to Canada. CASUALTIES. Mrs. Norquay, widow of the late Hon. John Norquay, Winnipeg, fell from a low latool on which she was standing, and broke her arm near the wrist. • David McWhinney, a Kingston boy, :looked an unexhausted Roman candle in the mouth and was burned and cut about .ithe face and mouth very badly. l. Seventeen native miners were killed •and 30 injured on Sunday in a mine at Kimberley, in Griqualand West, by the explosion, it is supposed, of a dynamite zaageazine. Frank P. Jell of London, Ont., man - ':Igor of the Surprise mine, Texada Island, was killed by a premature dynamite ex - ;plosion on Monday. The body was horribly mangled. Archibald Sheriock of Toronto was thrown out of a wagon and received a :fracture of the left leg below the knee •,and several broken ribs, which caused i perforation of the lungs. He died on :Sunday morning. , A tornado on Friday swept over San 'Pedro and Alarse, in the Province of 'Valladolid, Spain. About 150 houses .were destroyed, and there was great loss of life. Ten bodies have already been re- covered from the ruins. Michael Hayes, proprietor of the Union Hotel, Toronto, had his skull fractured by a wagon under evhioh he was thrown from his bicycle, while he was attempt - sing to avoid a collision. He died on Sat - 'Bailey afternoon from his injuries. Saturday afternoon William, A. Lillie°. ef Toronto, formerly of Lehnvale, was walking east of the 'Union „Station, on the C.P.R. tracks. He was hard of hear- ing, and a pursuing paseenger train was unnoticed. It struck him. He was picked up dead, His arms and legs were mangled and his back was broken. The deceased was 63 years of age and. a painter by trade. PURELY PERSONAL. Dr. hicKay of Peuabroke has been ap- pointed registrar for the County ef Ren- frew. Kielys the hammer -thrower champion of England and Ireland, at Limerick threw a hammer lee feet, beat- ing the world's record, Tbe Italian Crown Prince Victor Entroanuel, accompanied by dee Crown Prhacess, arrived at Christiania on Fri- day to join the expedition of the Duke of Arbruezi, in wart* of the North Pole. They will acoompany the Duke as far as the borders of the ice field and Spitz- bergen. Miss Mary Morton, principal of the West avenue school, Hamilton, a PUblia soli001 teacher for over 40 years. has re- signed. She is to be married next month to a former Hamiltonian, who is now in Lockport, .N.Y., and A widower. The couple were lovers many years ago, but drifted apart and the luau married. His wife dled some time ago and he renewed his nit, with favor. tutor.assirmu, ,:ommission will be appeinted by the Postmaster -General to investigate into the troubles in the Ringston postonlee, Sixteen ease e of smallpox have been discovered in the 8,248 Doulthotors who are at present quarantined at Grosse Isle.. The American Lino steamer Paris is deemed. Her boilers have shifted, her fate° bottoms; are gone, and the divers re unable to work. The Vollesrand of the Orouge Free State, in sessiou, has etedoreed all that President Kruger did, at the eouferenoe with Sir Alfred hillner. The Bank of England has bought See. 600,000 In Amerlean eagles to strengthen its reserves, to which end meet of the gold on its way will be devoted. A society has been formed in Great Britain to light CAUCer. In the past ten years the ratio of deaths from this cause has risen from 885 to 787 per million In- habitants. Wililam Armstrong, oilicer la oharge of the Dominion Fish Hotehery at New- castle, arrived in Kington with 10%000 SaIDA011 trout for that district on Friday. Mr. Armstroug deposited tome of them in the clueunel and in the harbor, mad there near Kuapp's Point. The seismograph at Toronto Observe. tory monied two earthquake shooks dur- iug the past week. nee first shook occurred on Sunday night, 4th inst.. at 11.28 p.m. It lasted until 7.8a Monday morning. For ten minutee the shock was great, but after that it was slight. The second shock was recorded at 10.07 on Mouday morning, and lusted until 13.18 o'clock. It was at it$ height at 10.10 o'clock. Friday the judicial committee of the Privy Council at London gave judgment In favor of Mrs. Pattorson for $18,500 and Mrs. Lang for $e0,000 against the City of Victoria, B.C., damages for the lives of their husbands who were killed in tbe Point Ellis bridge alsoster four ,years ago Queen's Birthday. These two eases cost the oity •$40,000 in damages and tests, and now there are the other claimants to settle with. itoT PlouTING is ON AGAIN. Oen. LiVII,t011 SW011 pit COUIS try' Between Manila and Day Loco south. .Tune 12,—At daybreak on Sat- urday a force of 4500 manometer Generals Lawton, Wheaton and Ovenshine, ad- vanced from San Pedro Macati, sweep ing the century between the Bay of Manila and Bay Lake, south a Artiiiiie. By noon the country hail been °leered almost to Paranaque. The Americans lost two officers killed need 21 soldiers wounded. cam:dues of the War. Washington, .Tune 12.—Among the re- ports submitted by General Otis concern- ing -the operations of the army in Manila is ono from Col. Henry Lippincott, ohiof surgeon of the army. for the month of March. Col. Lippincott says: "The long list of engagements between our troops and the Filipinos continuing through the month resulted in the following casual- ties to our command: "Killed—Oilleers. 6; enlisted men, 71. Died from wounds—Officers, 2; enlisted men, 14. "Wounded—Officers, 18; enlisted men, 485. Total casualties for the month, 596. Total casualties since outbreak. 1,029." r.a.anNE HORRORS IN RUSSIA. The Peasants Have Now Exhausted Their Last Resources. St. Petersburg, ,Tune 12.—The corre- spondents of the different newspapers speak more and more strongly of the ever-increasing need of help for the peas- ants. One of the most prominent workers in the interest reads as follows: "We may say that the distress in these regions has now reached its climax. The peasants have exhausted their last resources. "In so3ne places the number of scurvy cases has of late doubled, trebled and even quadrupled. In the single diitriot of Stavropol, in the Governnient of Sam- ara, 5,000 people are now receiving medi- cal attention, and we may reckon the total number of sufferers in the district at not less than 10,000. A large majority of them are women and children. Apart from the want of food, these people stand now in the utmost need of grain for sows ing." Gould and the Killarneys, London, June 12.—The report that Howard Gould intends to purchase the Lakes of Killarney has brought F. W. Crossley of Dublin to London to interview the Irish Commoners. He is anxious to start a shilling fund to inake the lakes and the island public property. He has sent a thousand shillings to the Lord Mayor of Dublin, who will act as trustee of the fund. The present owner, the Standard InsuranceCompany, refused £85,000 for the property. Little Girl Fatally pureed. Hamilton, June 10.—Early last even- ing Sadie Fairrnan, a 8 -year-old daughter of Horace Fairman, 299 York street, was fatally burned while playing with matches. Her sister saw her in flames from an upstairs window and ran into the yard and tore the burning clothes from her. The physioian said she was beyond human aid, death being a matter of a few hours only. The little one's body was horribly burned. WILDCATS BAT MT. A Pennsylvania Diana Who Pre- fers Them to Dogs. GREAT POINTERS AND SETTERS. Savage Catamounts and. Their MM.+ tress Are as Loving as Nary' and Her Little Lamb—A. widovv Who Is Well Proteeted. Mrs. Helen Link, who lives about two miles south of Reading, Va., is known as "The Huntress of the Neversink." She acquired this sobriquet through her ex- ceptional record AS a nimrod, and, al- though little or nothing has been written about her, there is enough of the unusual in her life to fill a volanne tbat would make decidedly interesting reading. Airs. Link has had numerous experi. ences while hunting that men would talk about in a spirit of boasting, but there are few of the incidents she deems worthy of mention, and, silo never talks at all about her hunting excursions melees gales - doped The most extraordinary feature a all her hunting trips is that she is invariably accompanied by two largo wild cats in lieu Of dogs, and as "pointers" or "setters" these two Mines are superior to meat hunting siege in this section. About four years ego, while On OW/ of her trips, tire. Liuk leaned her gun against a tree in the weeds of Joanna }eights, about ten miles below Reading, and stopped to rest after a loog tramp over A rough couptry, Her Att011ti011 WAS attreeted to a hole in the trunk of the tree, which was dead, and silo thrust her hand into the opening. For her paies her fingers were nipped, She quickly drew out her hand, but a little thing like that OK not deter her from continuing her Ins vastigation of the hollow tree trunk-, and she endoe by drawing out two tiny wild cats, or cataniounte. Without giving much thought to the possible appearance of the parents of the cats a any moment, the huntress cerried the youngsters nearly ten miles to her mountain home and has had them since. At first the creatures were inclinea ta be rather VICIOUS kittens, but Mrs. Link fed and eared for them well, and in short time they ceased to show their teeth or turn tip their haves upon her appear - !Mee. Tiley became, to a certain extent, domesticated, and their mistress soon dis- covered they were apt at learning and ready to receive instruction. The huntress and her pets became in- eeparable companions, excepting when Mrs. Link went to Reading. She took them with her on all her gunning trips, and they soon learned to "point" a bird or scent a rabbit, fox or woodchuck better than a dog. They learned. to love their Oe/WrS ‘r, r07 4k, gl ,„1 41114 11Wit'!,1 1 101 01: kill 11 I I MRS. LIN F AND TIER CATAMOUNTS. mistress, and she in turn would not like to part with them for any consideration. They have, however, little use for the rest of mankind and are not at all in- clined to be friendly with et angers. The fact is, they are rather dangerous looking, and few care to attempt to be familiar with them. Mrs. Link had the oats out recently for their first long tramp this spring. It was merely a "linabering up" excursion, and they were not in quest of any quarry. The names of the felines are Josie, a male, and Nancy, a female. Mrs. Link is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Long. She is a widow, 84 years of age, and lives with her parents. On one of the bleakest, dreariest por- tions of the Neversink mountain the Longs have cleared and cultivated a tract which today produces large quantities of truck and vegetables. They attend the farmers' market in Reading, and daughter and parents are well known to many peo- ple, who buy what they raise. On her gunning trips Mrs. Link wears a corduroy jockey cap, with large shield, short cloth skirt and high top boots and, with her gun in hand and wildoats by her side, is certainly a picture unusual, Salt For the Fishes. To make the water in their tanks at the aquarium of a saltness approximating that of the waters which their occupants would inhabit in nature salt is put the year round into the tanks of the Bermuda fishes at the aquarium, Turk's island salt being used for the purpose. More or less salt ie used also the year round in the tanks of various other of the salt water fishes, more salt being put into the water in the spring than at any other season, for the reason that at that time, when the greatest body of fresh water conies down the Hudson river with the spring freshets, the water of the bay is at its freshest. The salt is poured in, to fall to the bottom, there to dissolve and be taken into the water, mak- ing it of a saltiness more nearly liko that of the outside ocean water. The added salt serves also as a disinfectant and pre- ventive of fungus on the fishes. The fishes like it. They svvim through the saltier water over the salt and sometimes rub their sides upon the salt, itself.—New York Sun. KIPLING'S EARLY STYLE. An Almost Forgotten Description of the City of Anther, written, Early ie sus Life. While Rudyard Kipltrig was a journal- ist in India he wrote many artioles which have nos been reprinted and probably never will be. His publishers, while he was on his travels, once issued two collec- tions of his short sketches, but both, he and his friends considered, them, too immature, and they were suppressed. One of these collections had consider- able elle:illation before it was suppressed, but the other, entitled "Letters of Marque," was but little known outside of India. From that volume the fellow- ing is taken; "And what shall be saki of Amber, Qtteen of the PASS—the city that Tey Singh bade his people slough as snakes oast their skins, The globe-trotter will assure you that it roust be done before anything else, and the Globe-trotter is, for once, perfectly correot, Aniber lies between Silt and seven miles from ;ley - pore, among the 'tumbled fragments of the hills,' and is reachable by so proseio a conveyance as a ticeaghan, and so un- comfortable a one as an elephant He hi provided by the Maharaja, and the peo- pie who make Tuella their prey are apt to omelet bis services as a matter of course. "Hese very early be the morning, before the stars have gone out, and driv e through the sleeping city till the pavement gives place to cactus and sand, and edneational. and enlighted iostitutione to mileamon mila of seral-decayed Rludn towhee— brown and Weather-beaten — running down to the shores of the Great Man Seger Lake, wherein are more rulned temples, palaces awl fragments ot mese- ways. The woter birds have their homes in the half-eulenterged arcades and the mugger puzzles the shafts of the ?Mars. 12 ie a fitting prelude to the desolation of Amber, In the half light of dawn, a great eity sunk,' between hille and, built round three sides of a lake is dimly visible, and one wait* to assMia the hone that aboold hise from it as the day breaks, "'rho air in the valley is bitterly With the growing light Amber stands revealed and, the traveller sees that it is a city that will never wake. A few paeeutte Jive in huts at the end ef the valley, bur the temples, the doilies, the palaces and the tiers on tiers of houses are desolate. Trees grow in and. *lit open the walls, the windows are filled with brushevood, and the moths oliekes the street. The Engliihnian made his way up the side of the hill to the great palace that mer - looks everyiblug exe,ept the red fort of jeighur, guardian of Anther. As the elee pliant swung up the steep roads, paved, with stone and built out on the sides of the hill, the Englishman looked into empty houses where the Rode gray squir- rel sat and scratehed sts ears. The neaeock walkva upon the housetops and the blue pigeon roosted within. He passed under iron.atudded gates, whereof the hinges were eaten out with rust, and by walls plumed and erowned with grass, and. under more gateways, till at last he reached the palace and came suddenly into a great quadrangle, where two blinded, arrogant stallions, covered with red and gold trappings, sereesued and neighed at eaeli other from opposite ends cf the vast space. "Frani the top of tbe palace you may read, if you please, the Book of Ezekiel written in stone upon the hillside. Com- ing up the Englishman had seen the city from helow ou a level. He now lOoked into its very heart—the heart that had ceased to beat. There was no sound of anon or cattle, or grindstones in those pitiful streets—nothing but the cooing of the pigeons. At first le seemed that the palace was not ruined at all—that pres- ently the women would come up on the housetops and the bells would ring in the temples, But as he attempted to follow with bis eye the turns of the streets the Englishman saw that they died out in wood tangle and blocks of fallen stone, and that some of the houses were rent with great cracks, and plereed from roof to road with bolos that let in the morn- ing sun, The drip -stones of the eaves were gap-toothed, and the treeing of the swoons had fallen out, so that =ens roams lay shamelessly open to the day. "On the outskirts of the city the strong -walled houses dwindled and souk down to mere stone heaps and faint indi- cations of plinth and wall, hard to trace against the background of stony soil. The shadow of the palace lay over two-thirds of the city. and the trees deepened the shadow. 'He who has bent o'er the dead' after the hour of which Byron sings, knows that the features of the man be- came blunted as it were—the face begins to fade. The same hideous look lies on the face of the Queen of the Pass, and when once this is realized the eye won- ders that it could have ever believed in the life of her. She is the city 'whose graves are set in the side of the pit and her company is round about her graves,' sister of Pathros, Zoan and No. "Moved by a thoroughly insular in- stinct, the Englishman took up a piece of plaster and heaved it from the palace wall into the dark streets below. It bounded from a housetop to a window - ledge, and thence into a little square, and the sound of its fall was hollow and echoing, as the sound of a stone in a well. Then the silence closed up upon the sound till in the faraway courtyard below the roped stallions began screaming afresh. There may be desolation in the great Indian Desert to the westward, and there is desolation upon the open seas, but the desolation of Amber is beyond the loneliness either of land or sea." Pointed Paragraphs. When in doubt, the best thing to do is keep quiet. Poets paint witb words and painters speak with pencils. The village minister's study is how to make both ends meet. The snob always overrates himself and underrates other men. A man invariably feels put out when he finds he has been taken in. Science tunnels mountains while faith is figuring on moving them. Nine times out of ten when a man talks grammatically he is tiresome. Men admire women not because they are women, but because they are not men. Many a brave man leads a woman to the altar and then resigns his leadership. Sometimes the wages of sin look sus- piciously like fat dividends on watered stock. When some people talk we are reminded of a diotionary With the definitions left out. It is easier to turn gold Into anything else than it le to turn anything else into gold. Salvation's free, but it's probably be- cause the attention of the tunist promoters barn not boon called tetV ROUND THE WALLS ("F HAMAOAN. Orchards stretch theit 'moray span Round the walls of Ha 0, 4an. Purples deepen on the Lyric brooks make blita -scope, Yet are all the glories gone That the lord of Macedon Saw ere drew the revel on, And the Baeollic orgy ran nound the walls of Ramadan. Gone the great sun temple where . Golden stair rose over stair, clone the gilded galleries, Porticoes and palaces, And the plaintive night winds plead For tee memory of the Made, Sob for alien ears to heed, Pilgrim train and caravan, Found the walla of Ramadan, Naught of all the radiaat past, Naught of all the varied, vast Life that throbbed. and thrilled ?mates, With its pleasures and its pains, Save a Wu -Chant lion tote memorial in stone Of three empires overthrown— Persian, Median, learthian— Round the walla of Ilamadam All the splendor vanished, still Wheels the world for good or 'Where% the wisdorsa hoary sage Sbail unriddie us this page? Temples toppled from their base Victor race teerrennitig race, Yet, within the aneleut pine Mirth and love of maid and man Round the smilax of Hamadan! acumen Scollard in Frank Leslie's Popnlar monthly- 4fr 4144•••••1144.41••••••••••• To Suicides * (0111MenCinU; • 1•••••••••••••••••••••••• • The advertisement io the newspaper an as follows: "Suicides commencing —These should write for appointment to Rex Blake. 72 Dppingdon eardene South 'Kensington" Herbert Streuth, artist, received an appointment for 2:80 on 'Wednesday afternoon, He called at the South Ken- sington address and was shown into a solidly foruiehed library, where a podgy little old gentleman with white hair shook him warmly by the hand and bade him to he seated. "1 son very pleased to see you, Mr Streuth„ and I trust that I may be of come service to you—in fact, that we may be of service to each other. But I Genet begin by asking you a plain ques- tion. which you will answer truthfully and in one word Is your intended sui- cide connected in any way with severe pow.: ty or, overwhelming financial losses 2' "No," said Streuth, "I am consider- ed. I believe, to be fairly well off." "Delighted to hear it," said Mr Blake, rubbing his chubby hands to- gether, "now we will proceed. I tell you frankly that with zne this thing is a business and nothing but a business. If yon decide that I can serve you I Glean expect a moderatefee. Now, what are the principal objections to suicide 1' "The law does not pernait it, said Btrenth. "Precisely, but in the case of the snceessful suicide the law is not asked. It soya that you may not take your life away, but if you do it cannot compel you to take it back again or punish you in any way. We can leave the law out.' "There is also the religious objeo- ton, " said Streuth, "Many very religious people, " replied Mr Blake, "have not found it. cogent. Take the case, by no means an uncom- mon one, where the death of one man may be an inestimable benefit to many to whom he is really eincerely attached. Is an act of self sacrifice to be regarded as a crime? No; it seems to me that each suicide must be judged on its own merits, taking into consideration the motives and beliefs of the person suicide ing. Any other opinions?" "I know none," Streuth answered. "In fact, I have not been thinking ranch about it. I want to get out of things. I don't ask myself if there are any objections or not. I don't care if there are any objections." "You surprise me," said Mr. Blake, "You are an artist, and yet it has not occurred to you that the manner of the suicide is of essential importance. The throat cutting is very dirty, and the same objection applies to the use of firearms, Have a little foresight. Imag- ine what you look like afterward, and the state of the bedclothes, and all the test of it." "I was intending," said Streuth, "to drown myself." "I have here," said Mr. Blake, "a little work on forensic medicine. There are some interesting chapters on the miens by which you can tell the length otime the body has been in the water. Did you ever hear of adipocere? There 20 an elegant little description of it in this passage. Just read it." Streuth took it and read a few lines. "I can't stand this," he said; "it is too nauseous." "I thought you would see it in that light, Mr. Blake replied. "People mostly do when I put it to them. You really can't tell what a river's going to do to you. It may give you back at once, or it may keep you for a bit. Even if it gives you back at once yott don't look pretty. Here's a description of the face of a roan taken out of the Thanzes on"— "You needn't go on with that. I have given up the idea of drowning myself. There is still poison. A little prussic acid and the bother is till over.' "Excellent," said Mr. Blake. "If you know the right dose, you die almost immediately. But you've got an awful n3oment. If you don't know the right dee, you have a very bad time. You will be found with your hands violently clinched, your eyes glistening and your pupils dilated, and you will shriek just before your death. Unpleasant, isn't it?" "Well,'' said Streuth, "there are other poisons." "All are open to objections. Chloral may kill you comfortably or make you sick Other sasisthetice may lead be your being discovered while in a state of unconsciousness, but not dead, arid the treatment they give you then is not pretty. Many quick poisons are pain- ful, very painful, and in any ease you. leave your body about after. So untidy —such a want of neatnessi Every sui- cide ia anxious to wipe himself right out, to get away from public attention. If he leaves that body about after, Peo- ple sit on it and say that he was tem- porarily insane, and one of the jury is rude to the coroner, and the coroner iet severe to one of the jury, and the whole thing gets into the papers and the fam- ily is disnaced, and everybody feels that the death was grossly inartistic." "I don't know," said Streuth, "if you imagine that by telling me these things you can deter me from the end. which. I have ha view. If so. prey do not waste Tow time and mine any fur- ther.'" "I had no such idea." said lift Blake. “All I wish to do is to give you a chance of cozmnitting suicide in this best possible way. No pain, no scandal, no -untidy body lying about afterward, A simple. raysterions disappearance, your own self respect saved, and the feelings of your family spared." "Welt" said Streuth, "what la it?' "Fire. plain fire, that is all. Near Weybridge there is a certain furnace which is kept goiug day aild'night. Its beat is enormous. There are no half measures about that furnace. The very moment you go into it you are dead. Ralf an hour afterward, nothing a you ie left that is recognizable as ever hav- ing been human. I will give you direce time aud admiesion card in exchange for Tont' cheek for 4"4 so soon ae that check has been cleared." Streuth pulled five sovereigns from his pocket and put them on the table. "I will take the directime and eard of admiesion now." "Certaioly." said Blalte. "This lite tle plan makes your way clear from Weybridge station. It is six or seven Miles, and you will bare to walk it Cabs can be tracked." "I quite see that," said Streuth. "For similar reasons yon =it not bequire your way You caonot miss it; the plau is on a large scale and every possible landmark is indicated. When you remit the furnace (which la sup- posed to be used isa tormection with onie brick works), you will Riad a deaf mute as night porter in charge. Hand. hint the tieket, cud he will show you by signe what to do." Streuth teok the ticket and plan. shook hands and went out. He was a paseenger in the last train to Weybridge that night. Three days afterward Streuth, with smile on his face, called once more on Mr. Blake. Mr. Blake did not seem at all surprised to see him. "Let us speak plainly." said Mr. Blake. "You were afraid of the firer "I was," said Streuth, "Everybody is. It is the most awful element, having in it something of the aepernatural. I have sent 170 suicidea to that place and only three banded their tickets to the night porter." "And did the three COMMit suicide?' "Not They came out again. Not one of them has committed euicide or ever will. You won't, for instance." "No," said Streuth; "comnion sense has dawned. After all," be muttered, "she is not the only girl in the world.' "Many of my clients," said Blake smilingly, "give me some little present tome trifling souvenir on their return.' Strauth put his hand into his waist- coat pocket. As he fumbled with the coins be said. "Suppose that one of those three who did give up his ticket to the porter bad committed suicide, you would have stood a fair chance of getting yourself into a mess." "Not at all," said Blake genially, "not at all To prevent the possibility of accidents there isn't any furnace." He swept the sovereigns from the table into the pain of his hand. "Most liberal of yon, I'm sure."— Barry Pain. The Hotel Porter's 'Neat Joke. In the barber shop connected with a, big down town hotel works a colored porter who chatters incessantly. The hostelry has had tbe raisfortune to be the scene of an unusually large number of violent deaths recently, and the por- ter has plenty material fax conversation. He loves to dwell upon a suicide or a murder and is looked upon as an au- thority on the death record of the hotel. The other day he was brushing a cus- tomer's coat and commenced the follove- ing conversation: "Say, boss, hear 'tont de horrible murder on floor Y dis niornin ?" "No I" exclaimed the man. "Is it possible there has been another?" "Sure 'nough, " said the negro, de- voting renewed energy te the brushing opera ti on. "Who was killed?" asked the man. "Oh, a wall paper man done went up dere and hung up a border." The customer paid his bill and left. The colored porter went into the check- room, where he could laugh as hard as be wanted.—Chicago Journal A Mule Chews Tobacco. Balattm's donkey is doubtless the only one that ever spoke to man, but it seems that there are some trying to im- itate man's ways. A Fayette county farmer has one of this sort. Old Silas fax years had his stall in a tobacco barn, where it often chanced that scraps of the soothing weed got into his rations. Perhaps he regarded it as a kind of sauce; anyhow, he finally became at- tached to it, like his master, and now he can't do without it. If he fails to get his morning's chew, it is useless tc harness hirn to anything. He will not budge a peg—his no means no. His master knows what the trouble is. He goes down in his pocket, fishes up his own twist and makes a peace offering. The old mule almost laughs as ho rolls the quid into his cheek and proceeds to his work as meekly as a lambkin. His master claims that Silas is as good a judge of a "chew" as of oata—Wiiir *Ikeda (Kam.) Democrat