HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1899-4-6, Page 7ANGELS OF THE GRASS.
The Eloquent Pulpit Orator's Discourse on
the Easter Season,
He prows }inspiration, From. the •Fields. -Lessons Which the ".Flow
ers Bring to the, Anxious, the. Dispirited
and the Bereaved,
Washington, April 2,—In this Easter u1 wise had a carefully looked bureau,
sermon Dr. Talmage interprets the mess-
age which the flowers bring to the anx-
ious, the dispirited and the bereaved; text,
Luke xii, 28, "If then God so elotho the
grass, whieh is to -day in the ;geld, and
toanorrow is cast into the oven, how
arte nnueh more will, be clothe you, 0 ye of
little fa]t1h?r'
The lily is the queen of Bible flowers.
The role quay have disputed; her throne
in modern titres and won it, but the rose
originally bad only five petal,, It •seas
under the long continued and intense
gaze of the world that the rose blushed
into its present beauty. In the Bible
train, ettssia and hyssop and freoltincense
and myrrh and slaikeluard and camphor
and the rose follow the lily. Fourteen
tinges in the Bible is the lily nlentloned:
only twice the rose. The rose may now
have wider t,taipire, but the lily reigned
in the thue of F sther, in the time of Sol-
omon, in the time of Quiet, Caesar hack
his throne on the hills. The Illy bad Iter
throue an the valley. In the twreateesv tier
mon that seas ever preached there was
Only ono flower, and tltttt a lily, The
Bedford dreamier, John I3clnyen, entered
the house of the intermretei' dna ♦vas
shown a cluster of flowers diad was told
to "consider the lilies,,,
We may study or reject other sciences
at our option—it is so with astronomy,
it is -so with chemistry, 1G is se with
jurisprudence, it is -so with physiology.
It is so with geology—but the s .lime&' of
bet u y Christ commands. tis to study
whoa be says, "Coneltler the lilies,"
Measure therm j'rom root to tip of petal.
Inhale their breath. Notice the graceful-
ness of their pulse. Hear the whisper of
the white lips or the ettiteru and the red
Ups of the American lily.
I3elanging to this royal -family of lilies
ttre the lily of the Nile, tiro Joann 111~y,
the Lally Washington of the Sierras, he
Golden Band lily, the Giant lily of Ne -
peal, the Turk's clip lily, the African
lily from the Cape of Good Hope. .All
those lilies have the royal blood in their
veins. But I take the lilies of my toxb
this tnorning as typical of all Rowers.
and their voice of floral beauty seems to
address us, saying; "Consider the lilies,
consider the azaleas, consider the fuchsias,
consider the geraniums, consider the
Ivies, coneitier the hyacinths, consider
tbe heliotropes, consider the oleanders."
WIth deferential and grateful and intelli-
gent and worshipful souls, consider them.
Not with insipid sentiulea:talisau or with
sophomoric vaporing, but for grand and
practical and everyday, and, if need be, i
homely uses, con::ider them.
Voices of the Viewers.
The flowers are the angels of the grass.
They all have voices, 'When the clouds
speak they thunder, when thewbis'lwinds
speak them scream, when the cataracts
speak they roar; but when the flowers
speak they always whisper. I stand here
to interpret their message, 'What have
you to say to us, 0 yo angels of the
grass? This morning I mean to discuss
what .flowers aro good for. That is any y
subject, 'What are flowers good for?
I remark, in the first place, they are
good for lessons of God's providential
euro. "Thus was Christ's first tbought.
All these flowers seem to address us to-
day, saying: "God will give you apparel
and food: Wo bave no wheel with which
to spin, no loom with which to weave,
no sickle with which to harvest, no well
sweep with which to draw water, but
Goa slakes our thirst with the dew, and
God feeds us with the bread of the sun-
shine, and God has appareled us with
more than Solomonic regality. We are
prophetesses of adequate wardrobe. "If
God so clothed us, the grass of the field,
will be not much more clothe you, 0 ye
of little faith?" Men and women of
worldly anxieties, take this message
home with you 1 Row long has God taken
care of you? Quarter of the journey of
life? Iialf the journey of life? Three-
quarters the journey of life? Can rou
not trait hire the rest of the way? God
does not promise you anything like that
which the Roman Emperor had on his
table at vast expense -500 nightingales'
acing nes—but he bas promised to take caro
,'.ef. you. He has promised you the necessi-
ties, not the luxuries—bread, not cake.
If God so luxuriantly clothes the grass
of the field, will he not provide for you,
Es living and immortal children? He
will.
• No wonder Martin Luther always had
a flower on his writing desk for inspire-
" tion 1 Through the cracks of the prison
door a flower grew up to cheer Pleciola.
Iiungo Park, the great traveller and ex-
plorer, bad his life savedby a flower. He
sank down in the desert to die; but,
seeing a flower near by, it suggested
God's merciful caro, and be got up with
new courage and travelled on to safety. I
said the flowers are the angels of the
grass: - I add now they are the . evangels
of the sky.
t If you ask mo the question, "What are
flowers good for?" I respond, they aro
good for the bridal day. The bride must
have them- on her brow, , and she must
have there in her hand. The marriage
altar mast be covered with them. A
wedding without flowers would be as in-
appropriate las a wedding without music.
At such a sing they aro for congratula-
tion and prophecies of ••good. So much of
the pathway of life is covered up with
thorns, we ought to cover the beginning
with orange blossoms.
H'hovers Always Appropriate.
Flowers are appropriate on such coed-
ikons, for in ninety-nine out of a hundred
cases it is tho very best thing that could
have happened. Tho world may criticise
and pronounce it an inaptitude and may
lift its eyebrows in surprise and think, it
might suggest something better, but the
God who sees. the 20, 40, 50 years of
weddedlife before they have begun
arranges for the best. So that flowers in
almost all cases aro appropriate for the
marriage day. Fire divergences of disposi-
tion will becoino correspondences, reek
lossness will become prudence,; frivolity
will be turned' into praoticality.
There has boon many an aged widowed
and in the bureau a box, and in the box
a folded paper, and in the folded paper a
half blown rose. slightly fragrant, dis-
colored, carefully pressed. She put it
there 40 or 50 years ago. On the auni-
versary day of her wedding she will go
tothe bureau, she will lift the box, she
will unfold the paper, and to leer eyes
will be exposed the half blown bud, and
the memories of the past will rush upon
her. and a tear will drop ripen the flower,
and suddenly it is transfigured, and there
is a stir in the dust of the author, and it
rounds out, and it is full of life, and it
begins to tremble in the procession up
the church aisle, and the dead music of
it half century ago comes throbbing
through the air, and vanished bees reap
pear and right hands are joined, and'a
manly voice promises, "I will, for better
or for worse," and the wedding march
thunders a salvo of joy at the departing
Prowl, but a sigh on that anniversary
dayscatters the sGitt scene. Under the deep
totalled breath the altar, the flowers, the
congratulftting groups are scattered, and
there is nothing left but a trembling
hand holding a faded rosebud, whieh is
put into the paper and then into the box,
and the box carefully placed in the bur-
eau, and with a sharp, sudden click of
the look the scene is aver.
Ah, my friends, let not the prophecies
of the flowers on your wedding day be
false prophecies. Be blind to each other's
faults. Make the most of eacla other's
excellences. Remember the vows, the
ring an the third finger of the left hand,
and the benediction of the calla lilies.
If you ask lite the question, "What aro
flowers good for?" I answer, they are
good to honor and,comfortthe obsequies.
The worst guilt ever made into the side
of aur poor earth is the gash of the grave
Ib Is so deep, it is so cruel, it is so i
curable, that it needs something to coy
it up. Flowers for the casket, flowers fo
the lietrse, flowers for the cemetery
What a contrast between a gravo in a
country churclayard, with the fen
broken down and the tombstone aslan
and the neighboring cattle browsing algid
the mullein stalks and the Canada this -
ties, and a June morning In Greenwood,
the wave of roseate bloom rolling to the
top of the rumbas and then braelting
into foaming crests of avhito flowers all
around the pillows of dust. It is the
difference between sleeping under rags
and sleeping under an embroidered blan-
ket, We want old hlortality with his
chisel to go through all the graveyards in
Christendom. and while lie carries a
chisel in ono hand eve want old Mortality
to havo some flower seed in the palm of
the other hand.
-mission of Wild Viewers.
"Oh," you say, "the dead don't know;
it snakes no differexioo to theta." I think
you are mistaken. There are not so many
steamers and trains souring to any living
city us there aro oohvoys coming from
heaven .to earth, and if there bo instan-
taneous and constant communication be-
tween this world and the bettor world,
do you not suppose your departed friends
know what you do with their bodies?
Why has God planted goldenrod and wild
flowers in the forest and on the prairie,
whore no human eye over aces them? Ile
planted them there for invisible intelli-
gences to look at and admire, and when
invisible intolligonces come to look at the
wild flowers of the woods and the table
lands, will they not snake excursion and
see the flowers which you have planted
in affectionate remembrance of them?
When I -am dead, I would like to have
a handful of violots—any one could pluck
then out of the grass, or some ono could
lift from the edge of the pond a water
lily—nothing rarely expensive, no insane
display, as sometimes at funeral rites,
where the display takes the bread from
the childrons' mouths and the clothes
from their backs, but something from tbe
great democracy of flowers. Rather than
imperial catafalque of Russian Czar, I
ask some one whom I may have helped
by gospel sermon or Christian deed, to
bring a sprig of arbutus or a handful of
China asters.
It was left for- modern times to spell
respect for the departed and comfort for
the living in letters of floral gospel. Pil-
low of flowers, meaning rest for the pil-
grim who has got to the end of his jour-
ney. Anchor of flowers, suggesting the
Christian hope which wo have as an an-
chor of the soul, sure and steadfast.
Cross of flowers, suggestinz the tree on
which our sins were slain. If I had my
way, I would cover up all the dreamless
sleepers, whether in golden' handled cas-
ket or pine box, whether a king's mau-
soletun or potter's field, with radiant or
aromatic arborescence. The Bible says,
"in the midst of the garden there was u
sepulcher." I wish that every sepulcher
might -be in.the midst of a garden.
Symbols of Reltrion.
11 you asked n:» the question, "What
are flowers good fore''` 1 answer, "For
re1igioa6s symbolism." Have you ever
studied i criptttral flora?' The Bible is an
arboretmn, it is• a divine conservatory, it
is a herbarium of exquisite' beauty. If
you want to illustrate the brevity of the
highest' human life, you will quote from
Job, "Man cometh forth as a flower and
is cut down." Or you will quote from
the psalmist, "As the flower of the field,
so he perisheth; the wind passeth over
it. and it is gone." Or you will quote
from IsaiaL, "All flesh is grrtss, and the
gooclliness thereof is as the flo.;er of the
held." Or you will quote from James the
apostle, "As the flower of the grass,' so
he paseeth away." What grapbio Bible
°symbolism i All the cut flowers will soon
lie dead, -whatever+ caro you •take of theta..
Though morning and night -you baptize
them in the name of the shower, the
baptism will not be - to them a saving
ordinance. They have been fatally wound-
ed with the knife tbat cuts them. They
are bleeding their life away; they zee
dying now. The fragrance in the air is
their departing and ascending spirits.
Oh, yes! Flowers are almost human.
Botanists tell us that flowers breatho,
they take ` nourishment, they eat, they
drink. They are sensitive. They have
their likes and dislikes. They sleep, they
wake, They live in families. They ,have
their ancestors and their descendants,
their birth, their burial, their cradle,
their grave. Tho zephyr rooks the one,
and the storne digs the trench for the
other, The cowslip must leave its gold,
the lily must leave its silver, the rose
must leave its diamond neoklacs of morn-
ing dew. Dustto. dust. So we come up,
we prosper, we spread abroad, we die, es
the flower—as the flowery
Change and decay in all around T see;
0 thou who changeth not, abide with me!
Flowers also mord mighty symbolism,
of Chrisb, who compared himself to the
ancient queen, the lily, and the modern
queen, the rose, when he said, "I am the
rose of Sharon, and the lily of the val-
ley." Redolent like the one, humble like
the other. Like both, appropriate for the
sad Nebo want sympathizers and for the
rejoicing 'lobe wait banqueter&, Hover-
ing over the marriage ceremony like a
wedding bell or folded like a chalet on
the pulseless heart of the dead. 0 Christ,
let the perfume of thy name be wafted
all around the earth—lily and rose, lily
and rose --until the wilderness crimson
into a garden and the earth turn into one
great bad of immortal beauty laid
against the warm heart of God, Snatch
down from the world's banners eagle and
lion and put on lily and rose, lily and
rose.
Viewers at Easter.
But, my friends, flowers have no
grander use than when on Faster morn-
ing. we celebrate the re,'rnimatiou of
Chalet from the catacombs, The flowers
spell resurrection, There is not a noels or,
corner in all rho building but is toughed
with the ineenso. The women carried
spices to the tomb of Christ, and they
dropped slices all around about the tomb,
and from these spices h e i q h ve grown l the
a w al
P g
flowers of Easter morn. The two white
orbed angels that hurled the stone away
from the door of the tomb hurled it with
such violence down the hill that it crush
ed in the door of the world's sepulcher,
and millions of dead shall como forth.
However labyrinthine the mausoleum,
however costly the sarcophagus, however
architecturally grand the necropolis,
however beautifully parterred the family
grounds, we want them all broken up
iby the Lord of the resurrection. The
forms that we laid away with our broken
hearts must rise ;teem. Father and
mother, they must eunle out, Husband
and wife, they must come out. Brothers
and sisters, they must come aut. Our
darling children, they must comp out.
The eyes that with trembling fingers we
closed must open in the luster of rosur-
t- rection morn. The arms that we folded
in death must join ours in embrace of
er
r reunion. The beloved voice that was
hushed must bo retuned. The .beloved
- form must come up without its l ailrmi-
eO ties, without its fatigues. It must come
t up, Oh, how long it seems for some of
you l Waiting, waiting for the resurree-
tion! How long, how long!- I make for
your broken hearts to -day a cool, soft
bandage of lilies. I comfort you this day.
with the thought of resurrection.
When Lord Nelson was buried in St.
Paul's Cathedral in I.ondan, the heart of
ail England was stirred. The procession
passed on amid the sobbing of a nation.
There were 30 trumpeters stationed at
the door of the cathedral, with instru-
ments of music in hand, waiting for the
signal, and, when the illustrious dead
arrived at the gates of St. Paul's Cathe-
dral, those 30 trumpeters gave one united
blast, nncl then all was silent. Yet the
trumpets dict not wake the dead. Ho slept
right on. But I have to tell you, what 30
trumpeters could not do for one man, one
trumpeter will do for all nations. The
ages have rolled on, and the clock of the
world's destiny strafes 9, 10, 11, 12, and
time shall bo no longer!
Typical of the Itesnrrectton.
Behold the archangel hovering! He
takes the trumpet, points it this way,
puts its lips to his lips and then blows
one long, loud, terrific, thunderous,
reverberating and resurreotionaty blast!
Look, look! They rise! The dead—the
dead! some coming forth from the family
vault, some from the city cemetery, some
from the country graveyard. Here " a
spirit is joined to another body, and mil-
lions of departed spirits are assorting the
bodies, and then reclothing themselves in
forms radiant for ascension.
The earth begins to burn—the bonfire
of a great victory. All ready now for the
procession of reconstructed humanity!
Upward and away! Christ leads, and all
the Christian dead follow, battalion after
battalion, nation after nation. Up, up!
On, on! forward, ye ranks of God Al-
mighty!
l -mighty! Lift up your heads, ye everlast-
ing gates and lot the conquerors come in!
Resurrection! Resurrection!
And so I twist all the festal flowers of
the chapels arid cathedrals of all Christen-
dom into ono great chain, and with that
chain I bind the Easter morning of 1899
with the closing Easter . of the world's
history—resurrection 1 May the God of
peace that brought again from the dead
our Lord Jesus, that great Shepherd of
sheep, through the blood of the conven-
ant, make you porfeet in every good work
to do his will. -
Some Curious Horseshoes.
In Japan most of the horses are shod
with straw. Even the clumsiest of cart
horses wear straw shoes, which, in their
cases, are tied around the ankle with
straw rope and are made of tbe ordinary
rice straw, braided so as to form a sole
for the foot about half an inch thick.
These soles cost about a halfpenny a racy.
Iceland horses are shod with sheep's
horn. In the valley of the Upper Oxus
the antlers of the mountain deer are used
for the same purpose, the shoes being'
fastened with horn pins. In the Soudan
the horses are shod with socks made 'of
carrel's skin. In Australia horseshoes are
made of cowhide. A German not long
ago invented a horseshoe of paper pre-
pared by saturating with. oil, turpentine
and other ingredients. Thin layers of
such paper are glued to the hoof till the
requisite thickness is attained, and the
shoos thus made are durable and impene-
trable by moisture. -
Newfoundland Caribou.
The caribou, or reindeer, • of Newfound-
land roam over an area of some 25,000
miles of unbroken wilderness. They are
magnificent creottues, some of the larger
stags weighing from 500 to 800 pounds.
Asmight be expected,, venison is pretty
plentiful in Si. John's market and bus
been sold for as little as live cents a'
pound
- neeessive tee f t.•n,
Customer—I haven't tiny change with
are this in.ailing; ,will you trust ire for:
a pos, age stamp until to -morrow?
Drug clerk—Certainly. P.fr. Toner,
f`ustomer--But suppose I should get
ki11e1,
or—
Drug Clerk -Pray don't speak. of it.
Mr. Jones. The loss would be but a
At It Again.
They were in their chronic condition
of quarrel, when the missis said after a
more than usually strong torrent of
abuse
"Ah, you don't appreciate me .nOWI
You'll know my value when I'm gone.''
And he remarked, "I'd give a trifle
to know your value.'
And. oh, wasn't there a shindy them
if the party wall between our villas
hadn't been so thin, 1 might have won-
dered why crockery had recently ad
-
',fenced in price. I knew now.•—Pick.-
Me Up.
A Gsp Deceiver.
Miss Faire le Pleat bas invented this
ingenious device by which she gives a
false idea of her proportions, -Scraps,.
It Started to Start.
"I thought you said this lightning
express started at 4 p. m , said the
impatient passenger
"Oh, no," the oiiicial replied. "that
isn't the time it starts. That's the time
it starts to start. We are a little late
today, and so it was 4:29 before we
started to start to start."
After which it was the passenger's
tarn to stein and, realizing the obliga-
tion thut was upon bins, be duly did so.
--New York World.
•.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
Every girl likes a pian to think she
is full of moods.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they
first invite to dinner.
A girl's ideal of a trousseau is to
have real lace and two dozen of every-
thing
When a woman tries to explain bow
she came to a conelnsion. it reminds
you of a tadpole explaining why its tail
fell off.
Prudence.
"What made yon challenge that
American to a duel?" asked a Parisian
journalist's friend.
"It was in self defense. I thought
that if 1 could get him to fight with
weapons we could make it the usual
harmless affair, Otherwise he'd be like-
ly to insist on trying to whip me with
his fists and probably hurt me."—
Washington Star
Bard Luck.
"Well, how are you getting along
with that fund you began saving some
time ago for a trip to the Paris exposi-
tion ?"
"I've had bad luck with it. I bad
$1.40 laid away. but my wife happened
to find it one day jnst before a mon
with a newly patented egg beater carne
around. "-Chicago News.
A I'ebrtaary Scene.
"What's Jimmie?"
"Skatin in the well."
"An Maria? Wbau''s she?"
"Sweepin snow off the violet beds.'
"An what's dad a-doin of?'
"Well, las' time I seen him the boys
wuz buildin a fire roan' him to thaw
hila out the barn."—Atlanta Constitu-
tion.
Unfortunate.
Props—Got to cut out that scene
where you light a cigar with a thou-
sand dollar bill.
The Star—What's the matter?
"Einstein says he won't credit you
for not another cigar till you settler"—
Indianapolis Journal. -
Zero In the Suburb..
When Pleasant Green, that cheerful soul,
that smooth suburbanite.
Found it had changed from twelve above
to ten below at night,
Re hastened to explore his house with
more than fond regard
And found, alas, that all the pipes were
frozen fast and hard!
There was no water for the cook to wash
the pretties In.
And there was none for Mrs. Green to
cleanse the baby's skin: •
There was no water for the lord of that
once bright demesne
To wash his hands—oh, snd the fate that
frowned on Pleasant Green!
But In the basement—me, oh, my!—twelve
inches deep it stood,
And soaked and frozen was the coal and
eke the kindling wood!
"J1 sadder sight 1 never saw. Ob, saint
perturbing scene!
Another pipe was busted—see!" quoth Mr.
Pleasant Green.
The kitchen stove refused to burn -ice-
bound were all its legs—
But with the aid of gasoline the cook
thawed out some eggs,
And Pleasant, Green put on his gap and
pulled the edges down.
And, shaking like a homeless cur, he
• - bolted off to town.
The wind was cold and more than bold,
and frozen were his socks
Ere he had walltecl=by fate compelled,
his tNventy-seven` blocks.
But what of them heleft behind? ltnag-
!ne such a arena
Aa that which reigned within the home
of shivering Pleasant Green!
--St, Louis Post -Dispatch,
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One of the most eminent of Montreal's
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No wonder the sufferergrew despondent.
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Voltaire, whon on his estate of Forney,
was fond of assuming the air of nobility,
and displayed a most philosophical hatred
of poachers. One luckle-s fellow was
caught and brought before him. Voltaire
determined to try hind according to law,
and took his seat as judge, directing his
secretary to act as counsel for the prisoner.
The advocate inaclo a long speech in favor
of the culprit and stopped suddenly.
"Why do you hesitate?" asked Voltaire.
"I wish a o read a passage from a volume
in your library."
llc procured the book and silently turn-
ed its leaves. Voltaire became impatient
and demanded tho cause of his silence.
"Well," answered the secretary, "I have
been looking for the Word. 'humanity,' and
1 see you have omitted it."
Voltaire thought\the argument so forci-
ble that he set the poacher free.
A Pleasant Medicine.—There are some
pills which have nth other purpose evi-
dently than to beget pa Mini internal dis-
turbances in the patient, adding to his
troubles and perplexities rather than
diminishing them. One might as well
swallow some corrosive material. Paa
melee's Vegetable Pills have not this dis-
agreeable and injurious property. They
are easy to take, are not unpleasant to
the taste, and their action is mild and
soothing. A trial of them will prove this.
They offer peace to the dyspeptic.
Travels of a Waltzer..
A ca'tncing master, at Gardiner, ide., has
calculated the distance a waltzer travels
during the course of one evening at seven
miles, He says that, allowing six feet for
one waltz step, and the waltz tennio CO
measures a minute, and taking three steps
to the measure gives 180 steps in a minute,
Giving ten minutes for each waltz, and 10
waltzes in an evening, the waltzer has
covered a distance of seven miles in waltzes
alone during the evening.
Before and After.
"Mr. dear," said Mrs. Wederly, "whatis
the difference between idealism and real-
ism?"
"idealism, replied Weclerly, "is what
we esperieuced during our. engigonieut."
"Yes," said she; "and realism?"
00h," he replied, "that's what we are
up against now."
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Thrilling.
He ---How did yon like that book 1
sent you?
She—Oh, it was just lovely! The
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up in every chapter but one.—Chicago
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People who are debilitated and who lash
energy as a result of overwork, care and
anxiety will recover quickly by taking
Miller's Compound Iron Pills.
Siustaol,ss,intoag womon.
A. German scientist states that mus-
taches among w mon are commoner at
the present time than they u-od to be. He
has observed that in Constantinople and
Madrid ono woman out of every ten bis a
distinct mustache, while in Philadelphia,
quite three per cent. of the ladies bear un-
mistakable signs of downupon their uppity
Up.
Iinard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
How to Reduce ti'ei.yht.
It is not a wise thing to take medic/Ina
to reduce the weight. Ex. rcise and a sys•
tem of dieting aro to be advised.: Avoid
starchy and fatty foods. A prominent so -
tress is quoted as saying that she keep.
her figure by riding six miles at a racing
speed on her wheel, having a cold bath as
her return and sleeping for two hours, be.
tween blankets.
A new back for 50 cents. Kulks<'li,
Kidney Pills and Piaster.
Sprain's Only Naval victerp.
Only once in their history as a nation
have the Spaniards achieved a naval vic-
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io-tory. That was at the battle of Lepanto,
in 1571, when, with the aid of 'Venetians
and Genoese, they annihilated the Turkish
fleet.
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A President 1,t Poverty.
Rafael A. Guitterrez, who five months
ago was president of Salvador, ie said to
bo living in dire poverty in Honduras. Re
brought about the reator republic if
Central America and that proved to be hie
ruin.
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