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THE EXETER ADVOCATE
THURSDAY. NOV. 17, 1898.
Ironical Ifs.
If a matt is able to gain time he
trains everything..
Af a man is windy he is apt to make
ethers pueumatieally tired.
If the tongue is less deceptive it's he -
cause the heart is more so.
If a wan is ignorant it impossible
leo defeat him is an argument.
If a male is devoted to everybody he I
is desc•ted to nobody.
If all tombstones are reliable bad
•people must Ilse forever.
If haste makes waste the mesieenger
troy is anything but waste#u1.
If the world owes every man a UT -
tag tramps must be the collectors.
If yeti borrow trouble you must put
tip your peace of rand as collateral,
If a girt advices liar young man not
to lend her brother money she's in love.
If out I'd sight: es :tally oat of mind
then all blind gets °t* mist be it;s;tne•
If a man is tan :ally lie always
queries "I►iseretta:i is the better part of
valor."
If love weren't blip,) the lover might
vee the dog before it is everlastingly
too late.
If candles were made in the shape of
e, cro,s some people would bear them
at ail four ends.
If some playwrights would vaccinate
their plays before staging them they
aa".ight• take.
If a plan is a coward he is scared and
abused; if u. woman is a coward she is
petted and encourage..
If you see a small hey ehaeing a bee
snil afterwards hear him yell it's a
sure sign that he has, eaught it.
FORTIFY YOUR SYSTEM
against Rheumatism and Kid-
ney Trouble.
TAKE KOOTE ITAY GL'RE,
If yes are rival nrhave a pain in your
ubeinitlt r. arm. leg, or back, you are sur.
prase!. ;,ts yen have been so well all sum -
aa r t bat yt,u forget, that the system needs
tlsrrr:i., ientines and preparation for the
winter. The pains you now have are a
elenuirel from the organs of the body for a
tonic that will hula: you up. and enable
you to throw efl" ail the impurities your
blood lea been accttnutlating during the
warms teen.
Keneen,ay Cure is the remedy that will
do thee and sworn testimony from 'hun-
dreds, similar to the one herewith pub-
lished, will be seut you on application
altE1 :
W\`:u. Wood -Roberts, 43 Main St. West,
,Flamiitou, Out., says under oath, that he
bad Rheumatism during the winter of
1895, and suffered great pain. He further
'states that he took Kootenay Cure and
Ras cured by its use, :ince which time he
has no fear of iut:letneat weather, but
looks forward with pleasure to each sea -
eon of snow and ice.
lie heartily rewuamends the medicine,
which can be oba.:a:uta from your urea.
gist or direcefroxu TILE S. S. EYCK'MAN
MEDICINE CO., Limited, Hamilton,
Out.
Told by Figures.
'St. Peter's, at home, cost $18,000,000
Co build.
Sweden and Norway export 20,000
Cons tie matches s a:many.
The average mit all is equal to 630,-
400
80;400 gallons per acre per annum.
The annual production o;: potatoes
On the world is about a:,tu0,600 tons:
The number of ailed in the wesed is
estimated at 432,160, exclusive of China.
Thirteen billion tons of coal have
been mined during the nineteenth cen-
au It • is estimated that there are G00
ibaoteria in everyten
cubic feet of air
in the average room in a city shop.
Between 1860 and 1882 more than 15,-
1000,000 buffalo were killed and the ani-
mal is now nearly extinct
Of 1,000 men who marry at is found
that 332 marry younger women, 679
starry women of the same age, and 89
older women.
Totally Deaf.—Mrs. S. E. Crandell, Port
Perry, writes: "I contracted a severe cold
last winter, which resulted in my becom-
ing totally deaf in one ear and partially
ea in the other. After trying various
remedies, and consulting several doctors,
without obtaining any relief, I was ad-
vised to 'cry Da Tomas" EeleCtric Oil. I
warned the Oil and poured a little of it
into my ear, and before one-half the bot-
tle was used my hearing was completely
restored. I have heard of other oases of
-deafness being cured by the use of this
medicine."
liter Favorite Elymn.
"'Safe in the Arms of Jesus' is
Fanny Crosby's favorite hymn—filer
favorite out of the more than thee*
thousand that have come from the
gifted pen of this blind composer," says
the Ladies' Home Journal. "It was
written in fifteen minutes. One day W.
Doane called upon. her—Miss Grae-
11 y told me—and said, 'I have forty
*minutes In which to catch my train, and
1 want to take with me the words to
this music.' And he hummed the mel-
ody. 'Clan you do it?' he asked. Miss
'Crosby replied, 'All right; I will do it.'
En a quarter of an hour the hymn,
'Sae in the Arms of 7esus,' was carr-
Meted. 'It was lean, inspiration,' she ex-
ler
TO CURE A COLI) IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Brorno . Quinine Tablets. All
$ieruggists refund the money if it falls to cure. 25e
She Tied Not.
"Have you been married prevxoutelyi?'"
eeked the license clerk.
"Naw," said the ,young turd blushing
iiandidate, "but paw, he says he thinks
tI am getting married too pa kr
renew '--Indianapolis Journal. '
vd'a Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
SCHOLAR Alb STATESMAN.
New Assistant. Secretary of State an
international Law Expert,
It is somewhat unusual for a college,
president to be appointed first assistant
secretary of state, but Mr. David Jayne.
Hill, ex -president of Rochester university,
who succeeds John Bassett Moore in that
omee, is peculiarly fitted to occupy the
position. He is an expert on international
law, and just now, when we have appar-
ently adopted a policy of national oxpen-
sign, such a man is highly necessary in
the department of state.
Dr, 13111 is a scholarly gentleman, wile
is thoroughly up to date. He has taken a
prominent part in New York state politics
from time to time and bas always evinced
a lively interest in current events, soxue-
DAVID JAYNB B,iLL.
thing which few college presidents usually
neglect to do. When his appointment was
made, he was traveling is Europe, but
started back at once in response to a cable-
gram from President McKinley.
Dr. Hill was born in Plainfield, N. J.,
on June 10, 1800, Ho is the son of a Bap-
tist minister, the Rev. Daniel T. Hill. He
was prepared for college at S uifield, Conn.,
and at Cooperstown, N. Y. At the latter
school he wrote a eerles of short sketches
and a biography of Ulysses ei. Greet.
At the age of 20 be entered tine Ma-
yoralty of Lewisburg, now Buekmell. In
bis junior year be received the prize for
oratory. At his graduation he became an
instructor in his alma mater, and later
professor of rbetorie.
About this time be began to write on
educational subjects, publishing in quick
succession "Tho 'Science of Rhetoric,"
"The Elements of Rheterie" and a series
of (attys., on American authors similes to',
Morley's "English Men of Letters."
Dr. Hill was made president of Buck-
nell in 1879. In 1884 Madison college gave
him the degree of LL. D. 13o soon began
to write essays on "Principles and Falla-
cies of Socialism;" which were afterward
published in Lavell's Library. An analytic
edition of ''Jevons' Elements of Rhetoric"
soon appeared. Several other works came
next, and then his "Elements of 1'aychoi-
ogy," which has been commended by
LAvarcritics as a textbook.
In 1889 ho became president of the ILA-
varsity
sity of Rochester, as sueee:ism to Mar-
tin B. Anderson, This place he filled to
the date of his resignation in 1800. In the
later years of his presidency he took an
active part in several political campaigns.
A DAPPER DIPLOMAT.
Agninaldo'e Agent Ie a Little Masa
With Large Ambitions.
A dark eyed, dark skinned flapper little
man is Senor Felipe Agoncillo, who re-
joices in the high sounding title of vice
president of the Filipino repuelie and high
commissioner and embeeeador to the
United States. Ho has a .Tapiznese east of
expression. His eyes are dark brown and
rather prominent. Ile has the diminutive
hands and feet of orientels. Ile is the
essence of politeness and usually speaks in
soft, well modulated tones, but looks as
though he might be a fire eater when
roused.
Senor Agoncillo is not yet familiar
enough with English to attempt its use,
but he can talk fluently enough in Span-
ish or French. His secretary and interpre-
ter, Senor Lopez, makes a brave attempt
at English, but has quite a struggle in ex-
pressing himself. He keeps at ib, how-
ever, with patience and persistence..
Both the Filipinos seem to bo well
versed in the ways of civilization and
anxious to conform to all the conventions.
When they arrived in San Francisco, they
FELIPE AGC,NCILLO.
wore cutaway coats and ,derby hate, but
they soon realized that their business de-
manded a more formal drqss, so they had
their measures taken and telegraphed to a
fashionable Washington tailor, who fur-
nished them with attire that was abso-
lutely correct immediately after their ar-
rival at the national capital.
Senor AgonoiIlo has not been in Manila
since before the war, having been in
Hongkong on business for the revolution-
ists. elle is particular friend of Consul
General Wildman, with whom he has spent
afich time. Under his shiny silk bat
there are many ambitious schemes con-
nected with the projectedrepublicof the
Filipinos, and, although he is much
pleased and impressed with; America and
Amoricans,'he will return to Manila, as
%eon as hie work here is done.
IMPOVERISHED BLOOD.
FASHION HINTS.
Rich and Varied Articles lltt Prepa-
ration For cite Winter Wardrobe,
White in all tones is to be largely used
for elegant gowns this wintor, olotb, thick
A Condition That Frequently silksThis course of velvet
our e a oontie nd fur being
fa-
Causes Much Suffering. vor for ermine, that old fashioned fur
)irs, Harry remora. of Neatvilie, Praline
the Value of Dr. Williams' Pink Fill
is This condition,
From the Aeadien, Wolfville, N. 8..
The case orf Mrs. Henry Gifford, of
Kentviile, who, some time ago was cur-
ed
ured of a distressing malady through the
medium of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills,.
is of peculiar xralxle as illustrating the
;rapidity with which this remarkable
medicine operates, A representative of
the Acodien who called upon Mrs. Gif-
ford the other day to elicit information
Concerning beer cure, found her to be.
a very intelligent lady, and a. hearty
advocate of the use of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. Upon learning the object
of his call Mrs. Gifford expressed her
self as pleased at the prospect of having
an opportunity to give publicity to hes
'remarkable cure, "I have told all lay
fi?ends about it," she said, "but have
often felt that it was my duty to have
a statement oaf e xy ease published 1*
the papers." Three years ago oris
sluing my system was in a badly ran -
down, state. In this condition I was at-
tacked by e. heavy cold and an enlarg-
ed tonsil of a great size and ex-
txeure painfulness. For nine weeny
months I was unable to turn
my head and eny !health became
snob that I could not exert myself in
the least. Several physicians were con-
sulted, but without the slightest benefit,
The swelling was finally lanced but the
operation only aggravated the matter
as my blood was so impoverished that
the incision did not beal but developed
into a running sore. Despondeney seiz-
ed nee and at times I almost wished
that I was dead. At last by a. nappy
fhanee 1 was advised to use Dr. Wil-
lisme' Pink Pills. After using a, few
boxes the swelling disappeared and per-
fect bealth and buoyancy of spirits re-
turned. Since that time Mrs. Gifford
has had implicit confidence in Dr, Wil-
liams Pink Pills, and has used them
for any physical disorder of herself or
children with the same happy results.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills create new
blood, build up the nerves, and thus
drive disease from the system. Inhun-
dreds of eases they Pave cured rater
all other medicines had failed, thus
estabiithing the claim that they are a
murvel among the triumphs of modern
medical science. The genuine 'Pink
Pills are sold only in boxes, bearing
the full trade mark, "Dr- Williams'
Pink Pills for Pale People." Protect
yourself from imposition by refusing
any pill that does not bear the register-
ed
egistered trade mark around the box. If in
doubt send direct to the Dr. Williams'
Medicine Company, Brockville, Ont.,
and they wilt be mailed to you post
Paid at 50e. a box, or six boxes for
$2.60.
Condensed.
An amusing story is told of the edi-
tor of a go-ahead evening newspaper,
who, in the eternal rushing to press to
'get ahead of the opposition, was cut -
saintly impressing upon his reporter the
necessity of condensing all news.
A terrible boiler explosion had taken
place on board a big ship lying at Porte -
mouth.
'SGet down there as bard as you can,"
be said to one of his men. "If you
catch the 11.20 from London Bridge
you'll be there soon after 2, and you
can just wire something for the extra
special—but boil it down."
Soon after 3 o'cloek that afternoon
they got a wire from him:
'Terrible ea -plosion. Ailelphomene
Boiler empty. Engineer full. Funeral
to -morrow. No flowers."
$100 Reward $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to euro in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh, Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu-
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat-
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur-
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the
patient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
propr. etors have so much faith in its en rative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
Si'8old by Druggists, 75c.
The Beginning of U.
He—You look good enough to eat
this morning, Ethel.
Sake—Indeed! Why don't you eat me
then?
He -My doctor toad me to avoid
sweets.
Worms cause feverishness moaning and
restlessness during steep. bIother Graves'
Worm Exterminator is pleasant, sure and
effectual. If your druggist has none in
stock, get him to procure it for you.
Hallway in China.
The Chinese railway from Shanghai
to Wu -Sung is nearly completed. About
twenty years ago the Government
bought this road, engaged several thou-
sand coolies to tear up the rails and
sleepers, put them on a ship and dumped
them. on a desolate spot on the coast
of Formesa.
A Last Resort.
"There is only one thing on earth
that can make me economize."
"What is that?"
"Not having any money to spend,"
Court:in= Expense.
"My girl's father sent me a bill for
their parlor clock."
"What did you have to do with it?"
"I set it back every might and got it
all out of order."
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Vienna has a cabman who has been
fined twenty times far trying to bring
bicyclists to grief.
yo mfectIous 44..
smallpox is the moat i
ease. Then comes measles,.
which bas lately some to the front again.
Cream, russet, ecru and yoltow lace and
guipure are combined, with white mate-
rials, several differeut kindsof white be-
ing brought together in the same oostume.
Rats of exquisitely fine and soft felt are
embroidered all over with motifs in colors
similar to or harmonizing with the color
of the felt mixed with applications of vel-
vet, guipure, colored beads and metal
threads. The brim is faced with velvet,
end the whole effect is exceedingly rich.
These bats are very costly and cannot bo
cheaply copied, so they are likely to be In
reality au "exclusive novelty."
Little toques and capotes of horsehair
braid and tinted or black beads are to be
LONG WIIAP,
worn at the tbeater this winter and for
ceremonious occasions where a small but
elegant bat Is required.
There is beadgearof all sizes to he found
among the Dew Importations from the
tiny brimless orown to the immense hat
loaded witb ilamboyantdeeoration. Small
hats predominate, baworer, and mousse-
line de sole, satin and \ civet are favorite
materials for trinuabe;. Ostrich plumes
are largely used, ospeelally in black, white
and gray. There are many curious arta
Maul plumes to be seen in wbiell part is
straight and part is curled and spangles
and oddly varied coloring appear, Among
brillintxt ornaments the dragon fly is con-
spicuous, and in one novel hat the crown
is composed of an immense dragon fly with
spread wings.
Tho accompanying out of a long wrap
shows the characteristic tendency of fash-
ion. Tho capo is of black grog do lean,
and the upper half is fitted to the figure
like a case by monies of box plaits laid very
flat and retained at the baso by jeweled
buttons. Below the fullness expands in a
sudden flare. An embroidery of steel,
green and mauve ornaments the front,
The valois collar Is faced with sable, and
the wrap is lined with mauve satin.
JuDie CIioLLur.
NEW MATERIALS.
Goods and Colors For Fashionable
Winter Attire asNow Demonstrated.
Applications of velvet on satin or wool
are a leading decoration for winter cos-
tumes, and soino extremely rich and artis-
tic trimmings of this class are among the
leading novelties of the season. There are
also woven fabrics which closely simulate
this species of ornamentation, a result ar-
rived at through an ingenious method of
weaving. These costly materials serve to
compose very elegant toilets for receptions,
dinners and other important occasions and
VISITING GOWN.
are usually made in the princess style, ex-
quisitely fitting and with a train, but
with little decoration of any kind.
It impossible to tell at this moment
what will be the one leading color of the
winter, if there is to be one specially dis-
tinguished above others, but aubergine,
plum, amethyst and other purple shades
promise to prevail, while copper and am-
ber tints will also enjoy high favor.
For capes and iackets for general wear
double faced cloaking, employed without
a lining, is much used for tho new models.
The inside is entirely different from the
outside, usually of a brighter color and
frequently plaid or checked. For jackets
with revers and capes out short in front,
with coquille ruffles, this material inmost
effective.
The picture shows a costume having a
trained skirt of anemone taffeta with a
redingote decoration of Louis XV knots
in white lace application. The close coat
btdice of anemone velvet is edged with a
similar application and opens in front over
a plaited ohemisette which is framed in
coga lies,of white lace. The valois collar
is also of white. lace. The ;oapote is of
coral flowers, with black jet wings and a
jeweled ornament in front.
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CYRANO DE B,ERQERAC.
•* Ile Appearsto a Distinguished
Occupant of the Bleachers.
I sees be de paper dat Hughey Jennina.
is niakin a play fer to get in de game wit'
dat French guy wit' depose like a balloon
ascension—Cyrano de #3erryjaok. Excuse
me French novent, It; wabbles beeaus4 de
ball bearim's is rusty, I ain't beea ueerer
to Paris den a Trench maynoo card t=t
Free years, an even den I orders beef an
beans an fails to go down de line for de
good of mo lankwidge.
Pause bas heard de story about dis prize
lightin pont be de llama of Cyrano de Bete
ryjaeks? Nei Woll, sea, It's WIG dial
Nature putaup a job an Wm be givin hlxa
a soul datain't dole a ting but boilin out
peastry. Den she pute him behia4 a nob:
dat looks like half past 2 nett winter au
Stan's off art gives bine de laugh in French.
Beira a dead game sport, De Berryjao]w
says, "Vomit youse kindly," an follows
his nose, writhe poetry from time to time
an ki113n all dein dat gives bis bugle de
sarcastic stare. Bavin a pull wit' de
cops, bo don't got pinched ter Odle de
undertakers a busy season, an youse could
find hirer dela de elegant on Easy street
all de ala tiwe,
After awhile De Berryjaoke makes a
play for de reporters, gets bila nose set up
in typo, an naw, be jee, he ain't dein a
t'ing but vain up all do newspaper space
dat's left over. Hat's all I know about De
Berryjack, an I ain't got no chasers out
isolate for more information wieder. Wit'
Hughey Jennin'e We diUTerenb,
"Who's dis guy, Cyrano de Berryjaol;;"
says Hughey to do empire. Strike one 1nGaye do empire, be de way
of warnain up to answer do question. "D4
Traerryjack," says be, "I t'ink he's rx Frenob
Caxrudiau in a minor league," says he.
"Well, he's bath do newapapors good
and hard wit dal nose of bis," says
Hughey. "Must be battin 'roan' .400,
ain't hoe" says Ilugboy,
"Strike two 1" says de empire, lyin like
a politielan, but meanin no harm. "De
Borryjxxak is a hot one," be goes on, bilin
a bar out of his mask to show be ain't
mad,
''Oh, I don't knurl" says Hughey.
"Itis frontisplece ain't do on'y photograpb
in do album—dare are ueders1" an wit'
dis Hughey hooebea•k000bes .aroma to re -
calve an inshoot on do slats, but de inshoot
don't da a ting but poke him one in de
bugle, an he drops on de tanbark.
"At any rate," says Hughey, previous
to bitin do dust, "I am now tbo Cyrano
de Bcrryjack of bastoballl"
"Dat pause is, an wolcomel" says de
empire, ea113n an ambulance.
Say, ain't lie de limit?—Baltimore
American.
acedy to the Paint.
"Archibald," said Mrs. Goodchild to
her young son, "did you tell that next
door boy what your father said about this
wicked habit of f;ghting and quarreling?"
"Yes, ani."'
"Did you remember to explain bow your
father pointed out that, in addition to the
sinfulness of it and the bruises and cuts
you get, your clothes suffer also, and
thus your parents are put to unnecessary
expensee,
"Yes, ma."
"And that if ever your father sees him
fighting with you again that he will speak
to bis parents about it?"
"Yes, ma."
"And what did he say?"
"Why, said pa was a moth eaten old
ohucklehead and knocked me down
twice."—Plck Me Up.
Had a Right to Know.
"Is that skull you use in the gravedig.
gin scene one you carry with you, or did
you got it here?" demanded the intruder,
who had stepped behind the scenes.
"What do you want to know fore" re-
torted the manager of the combination of
tragic artists filling a ono night engage-
ment at Soantlinsville, Hickory township.
"What difference does it make to you?"
"It makes a good ;deal of difference,"
rejoined the intruder. "I'm the core -
"ft f' • -
The aunt we love to go to see
More often than the rest,
151 pretty middling sure to be,
The one who cooks the best.
ilinard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows.
)Muscles of the Head.
The head has 77 muscles—eight for
the eyes and eyelids, one for the nose,
eight for the lips, eight for the jaws, 11
for the tongue, 11 for the larynx, 11
for the ears, 17 for motions of the
head and neck, one to anove the 'hairy
ecaalp, one for the eyebrows.
"It is plot the disrespect that worrien
a man when his boy begins calling him
the old man,' " sxiid the Dorn -fed phil-
osopher, "ala much as . the fact that It
reminds him that he is getting old."—In.
dianapoiis
ld." In-
dianapoilis Journal.
An eminent Atistaian physician de-
clares that r'henrnetism can be .cured
by a plentiful diet of ripe fruit.
Colic and Kidney Difficulty.—Mr. J. W.
Wilder, J. P., Lafargeville, N. Y., writes
"I am sctbject to severe attacks of Colic
and Kidney Difficulty, and find Parma
-
lee's Pills afford me great relief, while
all other remedies have failed. They are
the best medicine I have ever used." In
fact so great is the power of this medicine
to cleanse and purify, that diseases of all.
most every name and nature are drivea
from the body.
IT CURES RHEUMATISM,
And All Kidney Troubles,
DO NOT TARFI OIi'Z woHD--
WR1W4 VIE FE_ Ok'TIFi.
Hero pro some of their names,. and
more will be furnished FREE on applica-
tion.
Stvora testimony for Kooteaay Cure
stands uuahallenged
130Y, Thomas Goeghegan, Reciter at.
Peter's, Hamilton, One,
Bight Rev. J. N. McGuckiu, Univer-
sity of Ottawa, Ottawa, Out.
Mrs. Sarah Burdick, 440 Park Ary,
London Out,
Knights of Maccabees, Barton Tent No,
2, Hamil.tou, Ont.
Charles lirittaiu, Guelph, Oat.
Mrs. D. B. Pratt, 20 East ,rive„ North,
President of the King's Daughters, Iia-
atou, Ont.
If jou desire any further informattoxtt
write the the persons, or address the S, 5,
ltYCKMAN MEDICINE CO., Limited,
llanxiltou, that.
Tito b ,;xbrotta l'ui,evitettre,
"You may haul: an a guilty conscl
ence almost every time when an um-
brella is in question; said a New
Orleans drummer. "You see this anal
Well, It came into my possession quite
retautly by what they call the 'rig,lrt of
coaqueiit' In a protocol, I was caught
rut to the ruin after lunch end wonder-
ing
ondering what I would do when I noticed it
chap under au awning trying to raise
au. umbrella. It was clear that he
didn't understand the fastening, and as
the umbrella was not lase+ the cireum
atantial evidence against him was con-
clusive,
"So I walked up and said Early,
'That's my umbrella, ear.' At the same
time I took it out of his ha:nd•. He
wilted at once, stammered something
about a mistake andsneaked off while
I walked away proudly, sheltered from
a very :moist shower. '.Chat's what
nerve will do. Wonder, by the way,
whose it really is."
Dyspepsia or Indigestion is occasioned.
by the want of action in tee biliary ducts,
loss of vitality in the ;stomach to secret the
gastric juices, without which digestion
cannot go on ; also, being tele principal
e,usee of Headache. Parmelee's Vegetable
1 ills taken before going to bed,for a while,
never fail to give relief and effect a ours.
Mr, P. W. Ashdown, Ashdown, Ont.,
writes: Parmelee's Pills are taking the
lead against ten other makes which I have
to stock."
Two Battleships.
Tile—"Did yon know it would. cost
$750,000 to work a battleship for only an
hour?"
She, --"And yet you growl about the
little money it cost mother and me for
a carriage the other afternoon.' —India-
napolis Journal.
SONGS C
Ali the lastest New
York 1898 successes
-Words and Music, sent post -laid to
any address in Canada. An unprece-
dented offer. Send to -day. Tan J. J.
O'REILLY Music Co., Freehold Loan Big.,
Toronto.•
waiene
1 ANTED
AGENT
in e
wn very
in
armronahmaamiumern Canada
to canvass and sell a well advertised artlele.
Good easy Beller. No security or deposit re-
quired. 'Liberal commission. For particulan
address G. 0. DAVIS, Hamilton, Ont.
T. N. U.
198
Way to spend a winter is to attend the Northern Busi.
sere College Owen Sound, Ont. All who would like
success in life should prepare for it. Send for Annual
♦an,.-acen.en,--free. C. A. Fle:nir., prim° -al.
to tc ,CRs oevm oeway
We give this fine
watch, chain and
charm, for selling two
dos, LEVER COLLAR
Buenas, at ten cts.
each. Send your ad-
dress and woforward
theluttons,postpaid,
and our Prcmiuns
List. No money re-
quired. Sell the But-
tons among ;yo u r
friends, return the
money, and we send
the watch, prepaid.'
A genuine American
watch, guaranteed,
for afew hours' work.
Mention :this paper
when writing.
LIEV PR
BUTTON
CO.,
24 Adelaide St. B.
Toronto, Ont.