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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1898-11-11, Page 2earn reutariY will P eese notify 'receive at o mtheir paper ciao' the office for advertising rates, - THE EXETER ADVOCA-TE, THURSDAY, NQ't'. 10, 1898. W ited. Wanted -A skilful dentist to fill tate` Ase th of to gale- Wanted—A coo`: to prepare dinner oa, A mountain range, Wanted—A set of artificial teeth for the mouth; of the Mississippi. Wanted—A crown for the brow of a frill. Wanted ---Several hundred women to scour the country W *, eeri—A ..ell -fitting shoe for the The Lotus G1ub of New York; ban. feet of a moirntaiu. quetted Lord Herschell on Saturday. It Wanted—An energetic barber too shave' was a real.. old-fashioned Anglo-Saxon tbe face of the earth- 3o11ideation. Wanted• A lady to wear the Cape of ► There will be elertiolls on Tug*day in food Ilope, 4w 'rates of the 'Union. State }egistaLures, Wanted—• -A wise roan to teach the State Governors .and in n few cases Hui- Scilly Islands, tel States senators will be elected. Herman Blake, who was plowing on "here never was. ata; never will be. aElmira, file !sent of lienee Martin, tear seiversai pensees!, in one remedy. for al: was kill[ * by the Horses, which ran a :•, Illsta which ,-esh ., 2.0'.1. ---the very !!erne. away from ilius. Ilia neck was bnoi;an, of many curatives being each that were Jake Varkelv a gardener near Stouft- the germ, of other tuna! l ti'ereutly seated diseases rooted in the system of the raised !rani two acres of ground patient—wltaG would relieve +ane ill Intwo end a guar. k ter ons of cauliaower ant! fifteen bushels turn would aggravate the other. We i erthree t have, however, in Quinine Wine, when of unions, 'builnahic in a sound unadulterated i Rev. Charles T. Jawed. Ai. A., has invite, a remedy for many antigrevieus fele. assumed bis duties as rector of the Iif its gradual aud judicious use, the Church of -'t, Thomas. Hamilton, which frailest systems are led into convalescence congregation has been without a pastor sucl strength, by tea influence which taut- t for months, Air. dames conies from at, nine exerts AO Nat ;trete own restoratives, t George's, Montreal. I.trel'eves the drooping spirits of those J. S Webster of the Marine anti l;'ish- with whorls a chrome stare of morbid des- cries Department is going to be trans- pondeney and lack of interest to life is e. E !erred to the now fisheries beano!t 1p. disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves. Onca.lo. Mr. Webster, who is reeve of disposes to sound and refreshing sleep- tlttawa Fast, will have to resign the imparts vigor to the action of the blood, reevesltip. He will be assistant to Mr, which, being stimulated, courses through- Bastedo, out the veins, strengthening the hesithe' George Ilunnim, n 'young Irian about animal !auctions of the system, thereby ,S years old, was arrestee: and lodged in making aGtivlty a necessary result, jail at Berlin, Ont., on Sunday, His mine! 1a deranged, Ile is supposed to have escaped from the Ogdensburg, N.Y., asylum. Theanthorities are investigating the case. Mr. E. suss Porter, solicitor for W. H. Penton, was in Toronto on 'Saturday applying for the ,Attorney.Oeneral's aid. In subpoenaing witnesses for the coming tHal. The ground for the application is that Penton has not the funds to defray this expense. Hereafter British Columbia will not sell lauds or timber except under special circumstances. 'Te now policy, gestated on Saturday, will ruu in the direction of Government leases ot lands for legitimate purposes, and speculation In public lauds is to be ended. AIS ECK WAS BRQKEN Arrest of a Supposedly Insane Mean at Bertin, Ont. THE WINDWARD IN THE ARCTICS Mr. Ji. S. Webster, sot the Marine and Fishteries Department, Ottawa, to Be- come the Assistant of Dlr. lir"merle in the New kislteries !branch in Ontario—Intensive cultivation. Rev. A. B. Simpson, the Canadian clergyman who recently talked $113,000 out .of a single Now York audience, is in Toronto, strengthening the frame, and giving bfe to the digestive orga:hs, which naturally td unt:id increased Ftib+tauce---reiult, im- proved appetite, Nortiirap & Lyman ot - Toronto, *lave elven to the public their superior Quinine ;Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged ley the (neutron c,f settle„ti, . this. wine appecrtmlift ate trait perivc- sot of slay inthe tuari;et. A 't erth;;grsts s4.1.; Come r.r••. of ('htireoai, Foal water is purified by it. No better known disinfectant can be cased. Tainted meat can be sweetened and purified by its use. It absorbs the gasses and relieves the distended stomach press°ng against the nerves which exteud fruit the stotneeh to the head. Charcoal is so pool's that it absorbs and condenses gases rapidly. A ten- apaonftll adt?ed to lel' n glass of water is a remedy fur neii,it- of the stomach All sorts and conditions of men and women aud children farewollod the Earl and Countess Aberdeen in Toronto on Saturday, culminating In n naguiflcont banquet at the Pavilion in the evening, end often relieves seek headachee l at wbich ladles ware present, and tit'vhic h Charcoal laid on a burn causes the Her Excellenet matte au after dinner pain to abate immediately, and by y re seeech, moving ug the eppletation will H } and At attemptwas madede to rob the vault Lure—if it is not deep—in a few days. of the Elgin Loan & Savings Company at tit. Thomas. Burglars attempted to break through the et1.111011 stone wall below the vault. They succeeded in breaking through 14 inches of wall A number of coats and other articlte, value about $90, were taken. Archbishop Bruohosl has appeared be- fore the Montreal Municipal Committee and delivered his argunaeut in mem, of tax exemptions for church .and charitable property. Tho representative of the Labor Connell followed and said the laboring people wanted all property put un the itamo taxable basis before the law. .A *termegist. They both lived out in thee suburb. where the air of the plains and from the mountains fans the flames of love. The date had been fixed for buggy ride and ter days and days and days the young mart had anticipated the trip, Just as the rube hoed been pro perly arranged to keep the dust from interfering with their best clothes they started—but she told him to stop! "What is it dearest? `•Won't you call the clog?' "And what do you want a dog Torr "I hate totell you. ;Morrison." "Confide in lee. dearest. Should out enemies burn me at the stake to extort the secret, I would not violate your confidence." "Then I can tell you. If Towsee fol - laws us, be will not be at home when we return to bark and wake the old folks up, and in that way they will never know how lane it was when we Rot back," - BiekLe's Auti-Ceaeli hpt.veSyrupsteeds at the head of the list fur all diseases of the throat and lungs. It acts like mania in breaking up a cold. A cough is soon subdued, tightness of the chest is relieved, even the worst case of consumption is re lieved, while in recent eases it may be said never to fail, It is a medicine pre- pared from the active principles or virtues of several medicinal herbs, and can be de- ponded upon for all pulmonary com- plaints. 'Woman 111•an'n Best Friend. In the London Lord Mayor's procession Because she is lits mother . on Wednesday there will be n car em- Because she is hie wife. blernatical of the English speaking races,. Because without her he would be rude, representing, among .1ther things, Bre rough and ungodly. tannia and Columbia seated beneath a Because she can with him endure pain canopy, while the American flag will be quietly and meet joy gladly. borne by a British sailor, and the British Because she is patient with him in flag will be borne by an American sailor illness. endures his fretfulness end "anothers" him. - Because she teaches him ;the value of .gentle words, of kindly thought and of consideration. - Because on her breast he can shed tears of repentance. and he Is never re- minded of them afterwards. Because she will stick to a man through good unci evil report. and al- ways believe in h'm if she loves him - Major Walsh, late of the Yukon, says be had no interview with Miss Shaw of the Landon Times. The otter is the fastest ewimming cnadruped known. In the water it ex - biters an astonishing agility, swimming in a nearly- horizontal position with the ,greatest ease, diving and darting along 'beneath the surface with a speed equal, it not _superior, to that of many fishes. .1 ..;,". ,..., "lack will not marry Miss Johnson, atter all." "Why?" she tells him that every ex- perience of her life has happened twice." TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative 13ro no gnu lint: '!'riblets. All 'Druggists reland the money rfitfaitstocure.25e Electric Jim Iiways. in Europe. Out of 204 different lines of electric railway in Europe 172 lines are " operat ed by the overhead trolley, eight ha -v( the underground trolley,, eight the third rail system, thirteen storage or accumu- lator cars, and three lines a mixed sys- tem of overhead trolley and accnmulat- OM at certain points in the line. The break is caused by the restrictions against trolleys in a few . European cities. Ilinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. ('ost to Equip a Itegiment. It costs about $70,000 to equip a reg- iment of infantry, with uniforms, arms, ammunition, etc., c.xclusive of camp outfit, and to maintain a regiment of 1,000 men would " entail an expenditure epproximating $400,000 in round num- bers, depending um-bers,depending upon the amount of tra- vel and the • locetion of the command. Of this sum about $257,000 or con siderably more than one-half, is charge .able to pay. A UEBEC GIRL Compelled by Female Weakness to Give Up School. Tlii Site lie+;4n to trim ?llodti"s $lflewy 1 s"#1ls—Not aitti In ileAlilty and Strong - Dodad's biltitiry sine Cure t outya"- ills, St. Cunegoude` P.Q.. Oct. 31. .Thu ease of Airs. Elite) Dowson, of Ger- rard Street, Toronto, has a parallel In this place. Dodd's Kidney Tills have brought :l ppipess'elle i Stricken home, by restoring a beloved daughter to health. and 'strength, !kir. 1'. Pubois. who resides at No. 100 Naipoleoa Road, in this placer telit the story in these words; "For mane months my daughter endured the ago- nies of 'female Weakness' and Kid- ney Disease. No remedy we used gave her the least relief, and she became lit ill, finally, that she was obliged to re• main tet home from school for tulle three'quarters of the time.. elle. a friend's advice, I bought a boss of Dodd's Kidney fills for herr and was delighted to see that she began to get letter almost immediately atter begin- ning to use them. "She has taken in all four boxes, and is today- in better health than she ever enjoyed in her life before. She is strong and healthy and goes to school every day, "I cheerfully certify to the wonder fully beneficial effect of Dadd's Kidney Pills in eases of Ft'innle Trouble, for besides my daughter's cure, I know of instances in wh:t•lh they have complete- ly cured the sufferers." Worsen who stiffer from any of the diseases peculiar to their sex, can find no other remedy that will relieve their sufferings and permanently core their comp!;tinte so quicicly and thoroughly as l'k dd's Kidney Pills. The testimouy of thousands of women who have been cured proves this l:a"yond dispute. Ilolld's Kidney Mille go to the root ot the matter. '''hey heal and strength- en the Oldness, and et) remove the cause of disease. Britain protects her subjects. At Hav- ant. .Alfred Betancourt was assaulted by a Spanish officer for wearing the Cuban emblem, and was jailed. Ile was a Brit. ish subject, and Mr. Jerome, British Vice -Consul, would not leave Capt. - General Blanco's palace until the man was released. It took some hours of persistence. The coast mail steamer Virginia Lake has returned to St. John's, Nfld., from a trip to the farthest northern points on the Labrador coast. She reports that the entire ocean in that vicinity is blocked by ice 'floes, and that there is not the slightest prospect of Lieut. Peary's steamer Windward getting out of the Arctic regions this season. LONDON CAN. STRIKE. No Cars Started on Saturday—A Line of Busses Put on by the Strikers. London, Ont., Nov. 7.—The only de- velopment in thestreet car stake ou Saturday was that the strikers have put on lines of busses covering the various routes of the street railway. There was no attempt to run the oars, The strikers are orderly and well-behaved, making no demonstrations whatever. But it is cer- tain that no oar can bo moved till they are satisfied. There are many 'nen here ready to take the place of strikers and lodgings are being fitted up in the barns, but it is certain that the people will not permit the cars to run. There are a thousand ways in which any attetnpt to open the system can be blocked without any breaoh of the laws, and the men know it. So the matter stands. A Life Saved—Mr. James Bryson, Cameron, states; "I was confined to my bed with Inflammation of the lungs, and was given up by the pbysiel:tfl' .A. neigh- bor advised me to try Dr. 'Phomas' Eclec- tric 011, stating that his wife had used it for athroat trouble with the he,r results. Acting on his advice, I procnred the tied!- clue, and less than a half bottle cured me; I certainly believe it saved my life. It was with reluctance that I consented, to a trial, as I was reduced to such a state that I doubted the power of any remedy to do me any good." COX A FREE MAN. - Police MagistratesDecide That Ile Was Justified- in Shooting Beattie.. Goderich, Nov. 7.—Polioe Magistrate Seager and Horace Horton, .I.P., gave their decision in the Cox murder case Saturday afternoon. The Police Mag,s- trate, who delivered tbe judgment, re- viewed the ease at considerable length. The unanimous decision of the heuoh was that Cox was justified: in shooting Beat- tie, and on Cox being discharged there was considerable applause in court, which was instantly: stopped by the authorities. Before the court was olosed the Crown prosecutor asked the bench to bind over the ouustable who preferred the charge, to prosecute at the Spring`,Atis}wes, but that. officer refusing to, be bound over the court closed. WINTER BODICES, A Wide Range of Choice I'ermossiele en Cut and Style., Coat bodices, which are seen In so many of the new modela ot costumes and which promise to be very largely worn during the entire winter, aro nevertheless by no means the only style of corsage approved by fashion. The blouse bodice, open or olosed, and the little short bolero are still In high favor. Separate boleros to be worn over An ordinary bodice are often scan and are usually made of a different material, but In a harmonizing color, .em- A tarter Prire. A clergyman was very much vexed by one of his congregation" An old elan used to go to sleep during the ear mon. The clergyman offered the old man's grandson a penny if he would keep bis grandsire awake: This went on all right for a month. One Sunday the old man went to sleep as usual. The clergymen asked the boy why he did not keep his grandfather awake, The boy answered: "You offered me f penny to keep him awake, but grand- father gives me twopence not to dis- turb him." Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows. 3!outh and Tooth. {Yash. An excellent wash for the mouth and teeth and also for the hair is made by dissolving two ounces (about este even tablespoonfuls) of borax in three pints of boiling water; while still warm add to this a teaspoonful of spirits of cam- phor. Bottle and keep on the wash- stand; when ready for use, add equal amount of warm water. A Job rnr the CIt:,rnninn. Ambitious Wife --You were the cham• pion football player at college, weren't you? Meek IIusband—Y-e-s,m'dear. Why? Ambitious wife -0h, nothing, noth- ing. Only that ten -a -week clerk is in the parlor with our daughter again. $100 Reward $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least ome dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stapes, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu- tional disease, requires a Constitutional treat- ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur- faces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the pride it strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proln'.etors have summer' faith in its curative powers, that they. ;oiler One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.. Send for list of testimonial t. Address F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. tta" Sold by Druggists, 75e. warimeki ire whomiw iroomomm 'llwlr«mm+worwr wWNW tat (, rix• \ EARN A WATCH ]3ara this valuable Watch, Chain and Charm by selling twenty Topaz ',ca.cf Pins. at 15 cents each. Send. your address and we forwa ddthe Pins and out Premium List,, postpaid. Pio money required. These Pins will alum t cell themselves, for the Topaz has all the brilliance of the best diamonds, and bas never before been off red at anything like this price The Watch is peat in appearance, thoroughly well made, and fully guaranteed. Unsold Pies may be returned. Mention this paper when writing, THE GEN PIN CO., Freehold Building, Toronto, On - 3,.4.lt 4,MIWPJttI51? trM":5N'M.V. ! '1.'tPMAY, y °J AIMA AA'W4U'P0.MIMMWAVAIt'tMA,tAR FREE Foit One Day's Work Warheads eye Witch. Chale RCi,atr.r. for ',Wog tw, den. 1:4ck.,,, ,' £aqua- s[ a t'ertutne at ten cent: each Scud aualrrss a at -e forward the t erfun-t. twsiraid, and our t teu.iu,*i. ,u ho. tern required. Sea the perfume among you!' friend,. return tamuy. ;on we Send the - tcrt, prepaid. "ilia iS a. �. geaaino American Watch. gnaraa,t.." r.O, 'in.epicee MrptiOW, this Weer ") BemcSpecielt,ICe bo Victoria St-Tem:to TAFFETA COSTUME, broldered satin and velvet being much employed for thele, 117 their Means a alulplo costume may becouverted into CIAO which appears much more elaborate. Horizontal or ilayadero stripes of all va- rieties are characteristic of this season's fancy woven materials. Chevron stripes of this sort aro an attractive novelty and no seen in self colored and variegated goods. Almost all blouse bodices have a blouse in front only and open over a plastron,' yoke or vest of embroidered silk or other decorative fabrio. Double Mercury wings of gauze and spangles Continue to be a favorite milli- nery decoration. Today's illustration shows a costume of !ileo taffeta, the shirt of which has a rath- er deep piniting - headed by a flat puff of the sauce goods. Tho bodice has a blouse front, whicb is fastened at the left side and e.pens over a guimpo of ricllcliou em- broidery in white on lilac silk. .A. flat puff of lilac taffeta frames the guluipo and passes down tho opening of the bodice, w1t1 h is secured by a pearl buckle. The white stain belt is also olosed by a pearl buelee. The hot of Mao felt is trimmed nits black ostrich plumes and a bow of lilac ribbon with a pearl ornament. JUDIO UIIOLLET, Put Alligators in the Pond. A number of ministers at New Owe tle, Ind., who were much angered by bad boys going bathing on Sunday, re ccntly ordered a number of alligators to be put in the ponds about thetown to keep the boys away on the day of rest and all other times. It:+ilr• \:•.•.led in 11 ,zil. The facilities for inland trnneporta• tion are so limited in Brazil .hat the inhabitants of the ports find: it theaper to import grain fi•orn North America than from their own ?arms. MOURNING COSTUMES. Aiaterittts to De Chosen For 'Them and Styles of Malan';. Costnnnos warn daring the period of deep mourning should ethvci;;s bet of dell woolen goods or crape. Woolen crape of various weights is always to bo obtained and closely' resembles English crape, while .l$ DILEMMA. !'be Wisdom .of Solomon Was Needed to Male the Decision. "Yes, I'm back," said the mart who lead been away on n vat -Mien, "We went away because lay "t iia thought that it would do the baby geed it we could And a nice, cool place for tlw summer, far from the heat nod noise of the city, It did the baby a world of good. --at least so wy wife says—and now 1 have come bae1: to the city for my own health. ""Wo found just such a place as we were looking for, and I was actually enjoying myself until some one proposed holding a baby show. Did it ever occur to you how eatY it is to organize a baby show? All it needs - is babies—and you can find there everywhere—aud some idiot to propose the scheme, ""Deep down in the heart of every wom- an who bas a baby there Is a deep rooted conviction that her particular infant is the sweetest bit of humanity in all the wide, wide world and that it Is only nec- essary to hold that baby up to pubito view to prove the fact to a wondering :world, "I wax proposed for judge, and tbo only reason that Imo give for accepting the otllce is that I haven't been Iuyself since the period that made me a proud father, "I didn't realize what I was getting into until I saw 77 proud mothers parad- ing before me, each Holding, in her opin- ion, the only baby ou the faeo of the earth. "I was dazed at the awful task before me, and when I discovered that my wife had entered our baby nod was the proud- est of the lot I nearly fainted. "The awfulness of my situation nearly took any breath away. I reckoned up zny petition as rapidly as possible: Seventy- six fond hnothers were bound to be disap- pointed, and Out my wife should be among the number was siluply out of tbs question if I valued my future happiness. As for tlio others --well, I simply took the lesser of the two evils. "• I located the don; got as near it as possible, gave the first prize to 'my wife and fled, taking the first train out 0f town and leaving lay who to pack up and fol- low oto,"—Detroit Preo Press. NEW COIFFURE. it is fa* more serviceable for gowns and wraps. No sort of figured or striped weave is allowable, but any plain woolen goods of a lusterless surface may be worn—cash- mere, serge, veiling and woolen grenadine. The style of mourning costumes is ex- tremely simple, bands or folds being the only appropriate trimming. The hat or bonnet is also very plain, and the veil for the first period of mourning is as long as the gown and is neither plaited nor ,gath- tired. For lighter mourning taffeta, heavy De; silk grenadines (plain) and moires which are not too definitely watered are worn, with plain silk and poplin. Velvet and cloth are not considered mourning materials. , The wrap, even in wintere should properly match the gown, and mourning cloakings aro made to corre- spond with lighter weight mourning dress goods. White house gowns may be worn, during any period of mourning, but only in private. Faille with heavy round or flat ribs, plain grosgrain or that having , satin stripes, other varieties of striped silks and heavy silk or wool poplins are among the chief fashionable fabrics. Wool, cloth and poplin Scotch plaids will bo much worn. Tight skirts fitted without a fold and mounted on the waistband with no gath- ers are having a special success for these costumes. They are fastened by horn, sil- veror steel buttons, sometimes in one row and sometimes in two at the back. A new coiffure is illustrated. The hair is waved throughout and curltd in front, the mass being clrawn lightly to the crown' of the bead, where the ends aro curled and the knot is bald in place by an enormous renaissance shell comb. .iUnie Cx0LLET. YOW IS THE TIME Cure Your Rheumatism Before It Gem a Hold. T Take.RpckKootenay� s C Ure Thousands Have Been. Cured By Its Use. During the coming winter a large por- tion of your time will be sPent indoors. Want of exercise will cause sluggish blood, aud as a consequence the kidneys will not perform their functions. Yon become dyspeptic, have pains in the back, hips or locus and lose your appetite. That means rheumatism. Look out for it. Ryckman's Kootenay Cure invigorates and purifies the blood. Stomach troubles disappear in from one to seven days. some. times a few doses is sufficient. If con- scientiously used, it never fails to cure rheumatism, neuralgia and kidney com- plaints. All druggists sell it. For testi- monials write the S. S. Ryckman Medi- cine Co., Limited, Hamilton, Out. A BOON FOR MOTHERS Mothers, guard well the pale, weak, vrornont looking girls in your homes, who are suffering front irregularities and weaknesses which will sap their lives and bring theta to early graves, nipped in the bud of girlhood before Gamin;, to the !tower of womanhood. "Hoot- euay Cure" will save and restore theta to perfect health if given in time. Mothers, see to it that you do not delay in providing them with this reliable and sure cure, which it endorsed by so many of the intelligent and grateful people of Canada and haljaceut countries. For sale by your druggist or the S. S.-Ryckuiaa Medicitte f`,a Limited, Hamilton, Ont. nornx in. rh.' Dairy. By being boiled milk will usually keep good for nearly twelve hours, if it is placed in a cool larder or • cella: which is well ventilated; but the pecu- liar taste it imparts to tea Is a draw- back to this means or preserving 5t. It will be found a good plan to add half a teaspoonful of powdered bora' to each quart of milk, stirring it well, so that the borax may dissolve quickly; this should be done as soon as the milk is brought from the dairy. Butter should be well washed in borax and wa- ter, and kept ins a basin of cold water, to which borax has been added. Cook- ing butter which has a rank taste may be made sweet by this means, but plenty of borax should be used, and the butter must be well worked with but- ter spoons. - 1:, ltr.'.r ' it Jeered... Additional experiments by Prof. I)d'- war hare shown that liquid hydrogen is by far the h„ 'test of all known liquids- Its density is one -fourteenth that of water, anal, curiously enough, this happens to he the same ratio oil density that hydruf;ea in the gaseous Mete bears to t.1h'.. air. Heretofore the lightest liquid known has been liqui- fied iquified marsh gas, which possesses about two-fifths the density 02 water. Mass. Ve!etre CA111, Seracuse, N. T., writes: "lF or years I conlei not eat many kinds of food without producing a burn- ing. excruciating phi in my stomach. took Parnlelee's Pills according to dircee tions under the head of 'Dyspepsla or In- digeetion.' One box entirely cured ane. I can now eat anything I choose, withopt diet ressing 7110 in the lea,t." '!'hese Pill* do not valise pain or griping, and should be used when a cat -horde is required. Ininsiice. "What did you assault him for?" "Ho called me a lobster, your honor." "Called you a lobster, did he? What is your business?" "I've got an alley cleaning contract, your honor." - "In this ward?" "Yes, your honor." "That's sufficient. I' know bow the alleys are cleaned in this ward. The lob- stee,•my friend, is a scavenger of the sea, but heis a good scavenger. You are a scavenger on land and a mighty peptone. The lobster is the one to complain of the comparison, and the flee for striking this boy for calling you a lobster will be $11 and costs. Next!" -Chicago Tribune. Severely Practical. ('n:"•- stir Pte.. In order to capture Gsh a South Ara- ericnn tribe whips the water with the woad of a tree white% contains a sub- stance having. a narcotic influence ala the fish, which aro then readily caught. Minard's Liniinrat Cures Colds, etc. sorry Th.,t Ile epee... EIe--Darling, all the world doves 1* lover. She—Then you won't be afraid te tackle papa. "'Tis love that makes the world• go round, she blithely sang. ""Then how do you account for the'ao tion of; the 'noon and stars?"- asked the young man from 'Poston in his severely practical way. And he doesn't know to this day how• much' he missed by i.akieg such a prosaic view of the natter.—Chicago Pose a t, Baddeck, June i1, 147. C. C. RICHARLDS & CO., Dear Sirs,—Minard's Liniment in my remedy for NEURALGIA It relieves at once. A. S. McDONALD Drew Their Tenth. In Peru it was once the custom for domestic servants to have two of their upper front teeth extracted. Their ab- sence indicated their servitude. WANTED AGENT Canada to canvass and sell a well advertised article. Good easy seller. No security or deposit re- quired. Liberal commission, For particulars address G. C. DAVIS, Hamilton, Ont. FOR SALE DYALL LEADING WHOLESALE AND MITAIL oanl.ERS T. N. U. 192 4 DO YOU WANT write to the Noarsaw r BUSINESS Cot.Lsce, Owes TO LEARN IT ? Sound, Ont., if yyou want a TI1OROUGH Course Y Shorthand or a practical Business Education - Circulars free, C. A. FLEDU NG, Prtncipil. '1 We give this fine watch, chain and charm, for selling two doe. LEVER COLLAR BUTTONS, at ten cts. each. Send your ad- dress and we forward theButtons,post paid, gnd our Premium: List. No money re - citified. Sell the But- tons among- your friends, return the money, and we sed the watch, prepaid. A. genuine American watch, , guaranteed,. fora few hoar; Work. Mention this paper when writing. LEVER BUTTON' CO., 20 Adelaide St. C. Toronto, Ont. eeerees..enevereeeetteenneac