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THE EXETER, ADVOCATE.
THMISDAdth JULY 21. riteitn
TOLEDO CATHEDRAL
COMPLETED IN THE YEAR OF THE
• DISCOVERY OF AMERIOAt
rat rirst cathedra ea tb.e Sae.
. Pates rSaek, tOthe sixth reetery.
It Was a Place at Drawer Centuries
Line $tock Pointdra. 1"ltde"rei
Stephen Boman late of the American
"Grow pumekina for the liogs Auld Leg"itimit contributes to the
Centui.7 u =Dicta ell "TnledEl, EIW Ina,
gitEtle. perial City of Opain," with illestretioes
Smote:weed rubbed on addhPtilisWby Joseple Pennell, hir. Bonsel saye:
beep eff 4-zes. To the right, beyond and beneath US.
.Never eeep more lens than Yon oat' i rises the grear. baeilice, the Christian
taae tee ell eare et. sarlue built upon the foundatious
aten't feed the horee to mach corn an many a strange temple, and upon corner -
hot weether; 4,er. stones that were coesecreted to long -
The wen-hred hog win Pa..to 'Xiee . forgotten creeds, le elites ritt of dm low-
tereer leg will not. lying swamp laud, and rears Its lofty
leathe- enraieeetiors for the pig and " spire far above the citadel that crowns
denege teen );,..gtda.r., ; the roea-bound, beight. But it Is Mem-
The 're se ti, gaies ti geed etieet, for • plete, aud far from perfece. After all the
th
ihne centuries that have paseed over in and eta. are etgane.
Rereeniher that a Os: attimal should 1I the generations a men. who have in
rthen* little day lebored alien 14 we muse
not. leers" Althea eeie:he
are eitie e egeeen with aerept le AS A trite picture of humeri
s theite•aspiration and endeavor,. Always etriving
eirittee, itege. cie them.
die .„ sgn, is and srreggling, and never etteiaiag. The
here, of which a reeord leas reeseheil we
i was coitseerazed toward 'the close of the
sixteentb century; but even the eareleee
saperficial exeavaTions which beve
bmal
een e betieeth the eathedral m retent
Teem N. eesito ateelese the feet that here there
lee the e, hive e, ehenee ecis teem to wai a ono of prayer before tho
eier et- hei Zang wtbiito Christian era &tweed.
A
imes Who present eilifice was completed
thei ret tee! iss fee three ta aria ;
„. the yew ot e tlishivery Ameriga, Ti
arlr=4 red" bilY 11'4" drse view ot the bald outlinee et the
mighty pile is unforteusetely impaired end
row the- fa.v Verne. test cathedral chorea, of Se. Mary erectea
Tb' reit abs. ',tad trxst tc".et%irn stablest
IcInz
., fer the teesett, hetet in het
eyeatine teat sere the lite a the her,se
Jot': fis '''ae illy° intereupted by thieturrauudiug buildiegs.
d'i° r °t2 gi" th" ""tvi Hilt if we retell teirther lebarimiely the
; partial views and glimptes we obtain. we
! oo gOlh.
A aide 'diet !dee been shioteil io*iiti stritl see thatt. itrtv other rip:inlet:,
dieiellt , 'leen - •.• ihrteie'd te show lit' staine, the moieeo ithedrat etmale, it it
.totel on Ete rat-iv:ea' aces not -surprise. in mitieste of eonetru.e.
• • •,. emit aml impretsiveness the greatest
Theta neitee eines eed "letee ^If.* cethielrel churithet of Frence.
outs rente...Y. Wr ail About the high altar are grouped, ad"
t:sar—tt 01s very untlire cooling te dynitetice. the alateteter tombs
ef maey curative% tieing each that o'er* of the Wel tangs and the IteW iin. .414t1
'tho geritte of other arid ilititerentiy seated . the heads of vete:tor holies of weieh we
etietaeee :detail le the sestent ef the base never heard, and mighty werriers
paelene—wbat weetti retieve one ill hi. : %siesta deeds base eteared the rectignitleal
•tura wouid aggravatethe other. We' of blistery. Here they sleep in •the courts
lave. however, in Quinine Wine. veben a reeee 'what Owe rang with the clatter
obtaiteente in a eettud. utiatleaterated '• of their trailiug evcartile. Here they pAltia
Eate. EA rtraedy for mazy andgrat. with their grime tanner -a; b.ere Our Lady
By its graileal *id !relic:ems net. tbe tileeeed the teeth the meting et her
• frailete eysteeas are ieO iieto COUT4lenetlql, RrAne; an aere, thiy, Nougat butt wen
end etreisitah, by the ilafinencewhith qui" their shielile these who, doing her
Ater reeve ea Natureie owe reelorateves. •te sleep ferever ueer her sheltie,
Serelievee the artimpicire spiries of those and Withiu the weep of her pltying eyes.
with wbotia a chroaic stare Of inertici dee- Teo. cethedral Is tar ,ineit the Valetta and
peneleney and leek of interest he fife Is "e the Weeerainstter of Or ain. Here all. her
dihrease, and. by traufaiiiiiitiog the nerves:, glorlet avers-Tante& and here each gen-
diepoees tiolutd and refreibing elation, as it has pieeed 'from the stage,
imparts "rigor to the atesion of the how& gime' Ite noblest deed.
which, tieing atirauiated. courses through. 1 rentendier with 'mixed feelings the
et, the reins, streugthening the heathy two days I spout thew, eseorted by elle
textual functions of the system, thereby Seven canons, teeth with Ids chain Or
making activity a nesieseary resuit, clanging keys, who opened to Elle the
Otringtheniuothe frame, and giving mosteeeret trerieuree of the sbrine. Tbis
to the digestive argues, wbich naturally favor I owe to the rourteous eons:dem'.
" den:laud increased sulistanee—reeetit. ime tion of the card -teal. But I remember with
. 'revert appetite. Northrop & Lyman of still greater }loonies the days that fon
Toronto, have gtven to the pubile their towed,- when, Mt" from the courtesy of
-upr rani -nine Wait. et the usual rate, ray cicerone, in the diegulso ot eapa and
and, gauged by tit* opireon of scientiets, • straw Ran.dal% I wen -ed, undisturbed
this wine alnereaclies perfee. ion of and unenlightened, tierougb, the sacred
eery the mareet. Ail emit:as:et sed it. preeinets. One evtioing, as I sat and lis-
tene.d to the vetoer song an open door In
!SOuple Plante Remedies. a stone Pier whieh I haa never Ken be
To bathe weak tares, salt water. fore eauebt me eye. I entered, and,
For cretin. a Oolii wuvg Oat of hot aecentline a spied stairway of stone,
water, acme; wbich the toile:cobs were drawn a
For censtipailm, hel water taken freth thick and stroug as cords, came out of
ly before beatime. the ilarlineee at last into the light of
For eineiehe„ a bit «1cetton soaked. la little ebapel, all aineer end alabaster.
oil and eprinkled Nv.th pepper. I touched With oiverence the born o
For headaehia applieaan n of hot Wa-
terth to the bm.k of e neek the vestment worn by the image which
For sudden hoaress, t lump and feet
ee stood over the desertea altar, and on tb
sene
borax the size of a pea. dish:deed in the monient It crumbled in my bend iik
•zareith. October leaves. I never knew to wha
For cramp in the foot, pressing the ; saint the chapel stas dedleated. or why
hollow of the foot against something the cult had been withdrawn; and though
round and hard. I sought it often, I never found my way
again to this forgotten chapel.
DO DOOMING RODS owiNgr
sometime.. water is Located. aet These
rse and .Setnetinies, Not.
, The pros and cons of the theory of the
divining rod are agalu. being ,diecussed in
the English newspapers.
. The superintendent of a Ore brigethe test
; tifies to a as withia his experience in.
. whieh a water finder was commissioned. to
operate on an estate of the existence- et
whieh he was previously igeorant. He
got te wora, soon foetid tbe preseuce et
water, and Axing upon the uearest and
mese coutenieutly .pliteed spring, ga,ye the
probable depth at wbielt wittier woeld be
dietovered in -sufficient quantities at 75.
feet. i At 70 feet the water came .tei an
at 77 feet operations had to be stopped. net
. the flaw beettme too beeey. Some ef the
tools bad W be left in the well, AS thew
was tel4 time to :remove thine all. The
well SuPPlied the cattle, Ionises and pigs a
the fawn on Whicli it, was hared through..
- the dry sunnuer of 1896, never failiug in
- its flow. Twelve .utouttlis after a. emend
-. well was sunk; barely A ,stone's throw
Ifrom the lira. The water finder was asked
if one stream would affect the other, es,
they were se near. He replteet, "Ne, they
-, are two distinctly different streaMs, Mit.
Wag in different directions." The second
i well was as succesefol os the first,. Thie
- correspoudent regards the power to tind
i water as the result of a, forceonagnetie or
t otherwise, _over whieh Om tinder has we
control and whiele be is unable to-eaPleilei
i He also says that the operation of Outline
weter predueee a mitraed ilegree, of u ere;
i ous fatigue in the °aerator. • - .
' On the othee hand, the discomfiture le•
, announced of a prefeselonel water theller
' who made atour ill the ail:indef. Jamaigie
wherein the dry seasen water tees precious
t bison. ile traveled through the Wand,
1 Wit in hand, but met with lIttle SiteVeSS.
••AftG One village in the Sante Orue mount
tains he pegged one pert tit tile SOUrSe Ot a :
1 entnerrancan etream . tied then retired to
'Whit llt, a neighboriug- Luta In bis ab.
sentie Fume Wage removed his pegs aud
" Lintel -eut a totallyeliffereat eleireee On
his retern the do beer time up the new di-
me ion and contineea it tor WO yards, mst
. diseoverieg his Oxistelie until it was point.
ed out to bine At one point when be
predicted writer at a depth of 40 feet there
was no sign of it whin lati feet had been.
leered, and after goiiig- down 'Zit) fest the
berer coedit no lie exetaettel. Ti.e ballie
resiat eveureed lu inany other platen and
deelly the divitier It.; theislaudatireptly,
—eits. Louie tilottelteniveratt
Iinard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows.
Outdone.
Professor Graintank—"Newtoa was a
great philosopher. By observing the
mere fell of an apple he discovered, the
kw of gravity."
Smethers—"That's nothing. By simply
biting an apple Eve &sots -versed the gray-
ilar of law.'"
TO PERE A COLO IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Ernam Quinine Tablets. All
glruggists refund them ticy if it falls to cure. 2$e
Thorongit'y Advanced.
"That Mrs. Bloomeroons is a bright
woman, but I'd hate to be her hus-
band."
"Why so?"
"She sleeps with her bloomers under
her head, so her husband can't get into
her pockets at night."
Inhale Quickeure for Catarrh. -
15c., 25c, 50e,
Sante Rates.
Weary Willie free ding)—Tennyson,
de poet, used ter gie a dollar a word.
Chauncey Chillbleins—Dat's about de
same rate I used ter girt—when I sassed
de judge.—Judge.
itlinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Proof of the Cake.
Mrs- Younger. In making that cake
this morning I hope you were careful
net to put any bad eggs in it.
Matilda Snowball. I don't know,
mum; I hasn't tasted it oit.
Inhale Quickeure for Asthma, 15c,,
O5c., 50e.
'willing to Ele.
"He swore that he loved me more than
he loved his life."
"Very likely. He wale fiued once for
attempting to conurdtt suicide."
Had La Grippe.—Mr. A. Nickerson-
karmer, Dutton, writes: "Last winter I
bad La Grippe and et left me with a
severe pant in the small of my back and
alp that used to catch me whenever
tried to climb a fence. This lasted for
about two months when I bought a bottle
• of Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil and used it
both internally and externally, morning
and evening, for three days, at the expire
• then of• which time 1 was corapletely
eured."
After the Shitagle.
blinister—Well, Bobby, what do you
want to be when you grow up?
• Bobby (suffering from parental dia.
elpline)—An orphan:
Conylcts as Wood cutters.
The anomalous spectacle of a large
gang of penitententy convicts working
in the open air is presented every day
near Yuma, A. T. They are camped on
the Colorado river, a short distance above
Yuma, and they are engaged in cutting
wood for the territorial governmeat
None of them escape, and none try to
escape. NVIty do they stay? Because each
man guards the others. Each man is a
"short termer," none of them having
more than a year to serve. All are
allowed a rebate for the work they do.
When a convict has cut two cords of
wood he has earned a day's rebate on
his term; but shoull one of the gang
escape then every man in the gang loses
all rebates. Thus each man becomes Ws
brother's keeper.
Shell Fish Fear Thunder.
Cravvilshi crabs and lobsters are
peculiarly sensitive to loud noises, and it
s a fact that a loud and sudden clap of
thunder will oanse them to amputate or
drop their large claws and "pincers."
The impulse Which seizes them when
suddenly alarmed is to throw off their
horsey claws, so that they may the
quicker scurry off to a place of safety.
Crabs and lobsters can In ten days or a
fortnight grow new claws as large as the
old ones. For several weeks, however,
the patient who is growing on a new set
of fighting weapons does not appeai.
among the armed members of his fantily,
because, his claws being soft, ho could
not "take his own part," and would be
eaten by his cannibal brethren.—Golden
Days.
Modern Agricultural Training.
Education in all branches of farming
will in the future be universal. • Europe
has dairy schools, and short courses in
agriculture are being given at nearly all
of the experiment stations in this coun-
try. The Rhode Island station now has a
poultry department, in which pupils are
taetgbt the merits and characteristics of
the breeds, fowl anatomy, diseases,
artificial incubation and the brooding of
chicks, chemistry as applied to the footle
of fowls, construction of poultry houses,
growing green foods for poultry, eta
Efow to Keep Chicks Healthy.
Ohs,rocal, crushed and ground oyster
shells and stone grit should be kept in
small shallow boxes where the chicks can
help themselves. Heed often, but only
what the obiak,s will eat up cleat in say
five minutes, and keep the feed tray and
drinking fountain as clean as soap and
hot water (occasionally) ears make them.
The practice of dumping a lot of food
down on the ground or on a dirty board
Is poor economy. It will save time, but 16
will net as the chicks.
"FRONTI" IN WASHINGTON,
Hotta et -engine Who lb:piece the Orient*
to Do rare of Their Work,
The colonel fratit," of the Washington
hotel is iiite no other genii hallbay, white
U
or Week, in the nited :elates. Ile doesn't
b. -elate t111/.4. th tElle4S to do part of his
west, eild stagego at these hotels do not
inesear w think it strange. but Who ao.
eustomed to hotels in other parts of the
citatory are at tirst rather surprised at the
regueete 'made of them by the colored
"frond' of the Waehington hotels. This
is the style et it:
et ?min to you room, sir?" asks a"front"
with wird and. trey as a gnest is about to
step into the elevator.
"Yes." And then "front," heading
the card, says:
"Will you tap at Mr. Honeycomb's door
enm
anti tell him this pan is downstairs
and wants to see him"
Your room is 01, and. "front" knows it,
and be nisei knows that Mr. lioneyemnbas
room is Ote and to etve hians.elf a trip up
stairs he'll bother you to tap at a strange
:nail's room and deer livthe niteame.
Or it is: "Wye know, sir, if Mr. Bulley.,
nat ton is in bis rooYou've illSB
comedown. sir, and there's a genial= hero
wants to t-4,1` WM." iSinlit1117WS it is, "Will
you pleaet, tar, drop this letter tato Mr.
Hinnigan's room?" And so it goes.
The northerner at first Is a bit taken
aback, but he min betimes arcustomed to
the situation and grins at the audacity of
the requests. Others toll the colored
"front" to go to the devil, and so on. The
et:stored "frout" doesn't mean any disre-
spect. It is only his way of trying to
shuttle his work on to otbers.—New York
Sun.
Her Ancestor.
An Australian woman of great obarrn
and tact tells many amusing stories of the
strange questions put to her by people with
a thirst for Information about her native
land.
"It is a very common thing for me to
be asked If the bushes aro still thick where
I live or whether OUT 11011FO is in u "clear-
" she says plaintively, "and 1 know
they often regard my veraoity as a doubt-
ful quantity when I tell them Australia is
not all 'bush' by any means. But an old
lady asked me a new question one day.
She evidently supposed that all the dwell-
ers in Australia were descendants of the
criminals transported to Botany bay.
"'Is it possible for the convicts to edu-
cate their children so well ordinarily?' this
terrible old English woman asked me, sin-
veying me through her lorgnette as I fin-
ished telling one of her friends about my
school days.
"'But my father was not a convict,
madam,' I said, with natural surprise.
"• she said meditatively, "then I
suppose it was your grandfather whowas
sent there. Of COUNSO much can be done
In the third generation.'
"I should have been angry 11 1* had been
worth while " the Australian adds, with
admirable wisdom., "but she surveyed
mo so impersonally that I didn't even tell
her there was actually a past of the popu-
lation of my country which did not come
from convict stock. "—Youth's Compan
ion.
The Middle Initial.
It is a common habit with English nov-
elists to distinguish their transatlantic
characters by givine them names with a
middle initial. Mr, Moore, I note, calls
his Antericen millionaire Isaac P. Newton..
The name has certainly a distinctive
American flavor about it but we are apt
to overlook the eirctunAance that, al-
though it is associated so often with
Americans, yet the middle initial is quite
as frequently used over here as in the
United States, as, to witness, such fam-
iliarly known names as Jerome R. Je-
rome, Silas R. Hocking, Clement TO.
Shorter, Arthur ,J. Bationr, Margaret L.
Woods, Charlotte M. Yong° Louis N.
Pasker and many (Alicia that spring to
the memory.—London Mail.
No Option.
Barber (pausing In the mutilation)—
W111 you have a close shave, sir?
Vietim (with a gasp)—If I get out of
this chair alive, I shall certainly consider
it a vexy close shave.—Baltimore Jewisla
Earnest Effort.
Hax—What's the matter with that man
—St Vitus' dance?
Jax—No; he has the ague, and he's try.
leg to shake it off. --Philadelphia Record.
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AN/EMIA, OR BLOODLESSNESS.
Its Tietints Are, Pale in Color, Subject to
izziness. raleitatiou of Eno Heart and
Other Distressing slymptonm, •
Wont The Echo, Platteville, Ont.
Anaemia, watch literally meaes
bloodlessness, is prevalent to an alarm -
leg extent among young girls and young
women of the present day, and is a
fruitful soueee of "deeline" and con,
sumption. The symptoms a this
trouble are neauy, but among the most
neticeable ore pallor of the face, lips
and gums, sbortnese of breath on sliglit
exertion, dizziness, severe headaches,
weromese oe the vital organs, paipita,
tine of the heart, and dropsical swelling
of the limbs. The more of these smelt -
tams shown, the greater the necessity
for proalat treatment Amon", those
o o are su from . , n
found a eure Is Miss Fatally Webb, a
young lioty residing near Wolverton,
Ont. Miss Webb says—"My Mimes
filet came on when I was about sixteen
years of age. My complexion was a
pale, waxy color; I was troubled with
gereral weakness, dizziness and polpitee
tan of the heart. I was placed under
znedieal treatmentbut the medicine
preeeribeil by the doctor did not apetir
to do me the sliglaest goo& As time
went by 1 Was slowly but surely grow-
ing worse. I was unable to do any work
anent the house, and my limbs would
remble to emit an extent at the slight.
est exertion that 1 could scarcely stand
upon my Pet. Thee Ply stomachbe-
ceme 50 welt that I vomited Wilmot
everything 1ate; I grew despondent awl
feed I would not recover. While in
this condition a friend urged me to try
lee. Williams' Pink Pills, and I follow-
ed tale advice. After I had titled two
boxee I noticed au improvement arid
my henrt woe glniblened with the hope
ot renewed health. At the end of six
Ilexes my appetite had fully returned.
mei wall it str011gtb, color to my etteekti,
and brightness to nut eyes. I still con.
tielied taking Dr. Williams' Pink 'Pills
teen 1 had taken in all twelve brace,
.rd I eau truthitille assert that I am
healthier and stronger than 1 ever was
befere. I owe this, to Dr. Williams*
Pink Pine, and 1 would mon all ;dile
olio stiffer as 1 did to give them a fair
trine"
reeditee e
Dr. Finn Pills linve done
more tomake strong, ttealtby„ rosy-
bright-eired girls than any
Illettf• nYtT diseoveresi, and
sliould int upon their daugh-
tem taking an oeensisinel course ot this
niedielne. Sold only in boxes, the wrap.
per armed whleb bears the full ware,
"Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pate Peo-
tee." Offered in any other form the
pills are subetitutee intended to deceive
What it: *laid %bout Women.
Teare are the etrimeth of women.—
Charles de Saint-Ever:mond.
A wornenis TiniugliT 11111S before her
Sbakespeare.
Remember, woman i the most per-
fect. when most womairlye-dndstone.
"Vtoonee like brave men exeeriaingly,
hut eiulacious mot still more.—Oharies
le blesle.
Berth lins nothina more tender than is
pieve wolflaIN heart,—Teeber.
VI I am. or ean he, I owe to my angel
mother.—Abraliam Lineoln.
No man ewe either live PlouslY or
di righteously wiihou.t a wifie—Itich-
ter.
Diegnise our bontlaire as we will. 'tis
woman, women riles us tetill,—Meorto
Women need not letit to these Apar
to them to know their motele--Trow-
Wemati's love is fres from guile,
and pure es bright aurora's ray.—Mor-
Ill' Yen in the darkest honr of earthly
111, Nsneteen's fond affection grows.—
SnnttErnal joy and everlesting love
there's in you, woman, "lovely woman.
—Otwriyi
Half the sorrows of women would be
alerted if they could repress the
speech they know to be useless—nay,
the speech they have resolved not to
utter.—George Eliot.
Expert
Lady
Dyers.
Mrs. William Warder, Spry, Ont,
says: "Your Diamond. Dyes are excel-
lent, and nothing could new tempt me
to use. any other make of dyes. Diamond
Dyes always give me entire satisfac-
tion."
Afris. McNeill, Stanley Bridge, POLL,
says: "I have used the Diamond Dyes
with great success. I recommend them
to an ladies wise wish to do their own
dyeing. For coloring dress goods they
are just perfect."
Mrs. L. Reid, Neweastle, Ont„ say's:
"We have used your Diamond Dyes for
the last ten years and find them to be
the best dyes merle."
The reit:at-Ivo preface.
"This book—"
The wealthy publisher frowned heavily.
"ie erotic to the point of depravity!"
The author smiled.
"I can say in the preface—"
He paused to mark the effect of his
words.
"that it is a novel with a purpose!"
Whereupon the publisber resumed his
cheerful manner, sane as foe the book,
lo! it was a great success!
Colic and Titithisi, Di airirety.—Mr. J. W.
Wilder, P, Lafargeville, NY, writes:
"I sen subject to sev.r0 attacks of Colic
and Kidney Difficulty, and find Panne -
lee's Pills afford me great relief, while
all other remedies have failed. They are
the best medicine I have ever used." In
fact so great is the power of this medicine
to cleanse and purify, that diseases of all
most every name and nature are driven
from the body.
She Agreed.
He— Do you knew that I have never
dared to kilos a girl in my tife? My
bathfuiness is positively painful.
She—I should say it was -
Inhale Quickeuee for Hay Fever.
15e,, 25c., 500.
On His
"What is your profession?"
"I write --poems, novels, romances,
plays, etc."
"And what do you live on?"--."File-
gende Blaetter."
Liniment Cures Distemper.
SONE SPANISH NEWS.
--
A FEW INSTRUCTIONS SENT TO THE
ARMADA'S ADMIRAL.
— --
rleavant Prospect ropFresideut Mel:Staley,
Congressmen and. Millionaires—Other In-
teresting aad, Veracious Infortontiott TA
• the VioancialE.tue, .•
To the Admiral 'of the Great Spanish Ae-
reatlit, Greeting:
You are hereby commanded to cross the
Mu by Way of the south pole. But if you
fina any stray De.wcys there, Mae- the
north ene instead—neythiug to preserve
•Spanish honor. Camellia! •
• Having arrived at "Iacono, cool up and
steam across the river to New York. Blow
up Para. TOW lime. Then proceed to de-
•reolish the bandit:Ego met:pied by 'the. Cu-
banlle,;
ssjeettes, tiameg done so, capture. tbe
eidaces of the Fifth avenue millionaire
.pigs Maid, We need them all la our leesi.
Mali° Irtiederbilt's palace the °resents
• headquarters end tend out scouting parties •
into the suburbs as Inc as San Francisco
and Bangor. Let :them take their lunch
with them, as it may take them all day.
Plitie.t.- the Spanish tleg everywhere—ie will
groo
• Lead the armada on vestibule Felineatis
—we iunderstaud. that these things are
dead easy in American -awl proceed three
tniles to Washington lei eight. Suzgoued
the Mite House and (torture Mr. McKim
'ley. hint in oil. Capture the capitol
int:let-during a congressional session, seize
• the coegressinen and senators, chitin them
.1n Range, anti ship them to Spain es pis -
oilers of war. We want somethiag to
throw eggs at to keep the people amused,
Loot the- treasuly! Tear the solid. gold .
frescoes at the walls of the senators'
liefect anything less than 18
mat Capture all pretty women and pack
in bales with a imy press. Lead all loot
on barges 4110ship to Madrid. Meanwhile
we will do our tes4 to fight off Eursiperia
cripitalists who will want to loan us niniicy
an nit per emit a year juet for the privilege
of saying that they knew us..
A, Itnermacciamete, Minister of War.
it Makes
People
WeIL
Paine's Celery Compound is the one
true speeifie recognized suet presteibed
to -day bY the most able practitioners
for all diseases arlsang from a debilitat-
ed eervoue system,
That eminent medieal professor Dr.
Phelps gave , it to his profession as a
poeitit-e cure for sieetecesnessi wasting
strength, dyspepsia, billiousness, liver
and kidney tronbleo rheumatism and
neuralgia, and iu every ease it has
triumphed over sickness distetee
wben all other needieines
Paine's Compound works wond-
ers in the season of oppreesire beat It
, gives vim. energe- awl strength to the
weak, larigniairritable and morose; it
banishes all tired feelings. and enables
melt and women to go througls the rou.
tine of daily toil with heart, soul and
energy.
Let US erste yeti to try this marvel-
lous medicine Mai tailbone are talking
about. The use of Paine's Celery Com-
pound menes vigssonie appetite, good
digestion. hapw toul son-
tillited good health. Paine's Celery
Conniound makes people well.
Qnicitclare for Corne-15c,„ 25e„ 500,
flla Frinciplea to Consider.
Wallace—Why don't you cellist and do
eoreething for your country?
Perry Patetele—lan afraid I raight git
Into the ariny or two:4,0.14m. 1 mollg to
the army of no ecieepetiou.—Ciutteatuati
Petiqutrer,
•
Not RIondliters.
Hirst Church Mouse—We're not so poor
as people think,
Second Church Mouse—Not mucb. They
Sorget that some eburehes have tea meet-
ings every while—Up to Date.
In a etentnelty TOWA.
Visitor—What was the strength et the
regiment you sent to the front from hero?
Native—Four inuteired and eighty-six
colonels, 50 generale, 140 majors and 6
privates —New York. Truth
not Start
Ersiolter—What a peppery man Gotham
is?
Booker—Yes, but since he joined tbe
ermy he's mustered.—Naw York, Journal.
Decadent Spain.
"They nay Spain isn't ripe for a repub-
lic,"
"Ripe? She's as yellow as her fiag."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
And nava Plenty of Funl.
Some men try to matte light of their
troubles by burning their unreceipted
bills.—Chicago News.
Irritating.
"No," said bar father sternly. "I do
not like the young inan. I have not liked
him since I belied him singing the other
night."
"But you surely cannot be prejudiced
against him because of his music."
"It wasn't the music. It was tbe words.
The way he sang about standing on the
bridge at midnight filled me with such a
desire to take him by the heels and heave
him over the -railing that it made nie posi-
tively nervous."—Detrolt Free Press.
INQUEST NOT NECESSARY.
Luvestlgation may be Made.
Should any doubt exist as to the
substantiability of the sworn state-
ment of James Muir'Grand Trunk
Baggage Master at Hamilton, an. in-
quiry may be made and the facts of
the cast proven,
SWORN STATEN:CNN OF JAMS MUIR.
"I was cured of Lumbago, after 20
years' suffering, by Ryekman's Koot-
enay Cure. At times I could not walk,
and. for. ten years could not stand
straight for over 15 minutes at a time.
Five medical raen treated me without
success, and had I listened to them I
would have become a hopeless invalid.
I have now been cured for over a year.
I conscientiously consider Kootenay
Cure a great remedy for back and kid
-
nay troubles, and I „eive this sworn
declaration without solicitation."
This testimonial, rend many others,
free an application. 'Write for chart
book of sworn evidence.
Kootenay Cure 61-00 per bottle, or 6
for e5 00, from yoer clreggist, or S. S.
RYOKMAN MEDICINE 00., Limited,
HAMILTON, Ont.
Deafness Cannot be • Cured
by loeal applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the zir There is only one
way to CMG dcafness isi that la by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is <twined by
en in-
flamed condition of the raucous lining ef the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear-
ing, and when 11 15 entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine eases out of len are caused by catarrh;
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
the mucous =laces.
Wewill give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can-
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars. free.
3. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, 0.
sarSold by Druggists, 71e.
(iikad Fra et iee.
"We are cleaning lipuisp at small ex-
pense this year."
"Hew does that h Wren r
"ctoige whenever Vi iiliam gets a fit of
wanting to be let 1.»s' at Spain I coat
WM first to try his hand on a carpet
our back yard:,
No thmily 'delta:: in 4 bilious country
should be without P;trinelitios Vegetable
Pills. A few ilieto taken now and thee
will keep the Liver eleallAt! th
-,itittutrit arid bowels from all bilions mat-
ter, all(' preeellt Agee tir. J. L. Price,
elwals. Mar in ('o. Ind.. Werl'S t baVe
a box (if Par ...leen 1-iils awl find
them the beet tne Oeisse for Fever and
ague I have ever used."
An .t.',1*,ca' 1.104.' rad.
"Rodney is a hinuler, 1 toil you."
"'What now 1"
°Ht. lm' lissught the right to sell son-
reairs made of brasgusts captured from
Spauish veeeels."
.. Free awl eacy eve...ter:item hunted
naiey resievee alai me,* :Ile throat anti
lungs from eiscia pitieeni. mei a medieltie
tea: er ensites that ie hse beta lie:dial:lie to
il,e• for 4:01MI.S, 0.1:11 ..17j18111::11111011 of - the
NM's Mid 41 airce•ti, in. of the tbroat and
eheet. Tiiis is tiro essiy what Iliekle's
Ani i-Csin sum te i Symp iso a spesitie for,
and wherever ni'it tIrt," aiven nubound-
ed satislar ion. like it berate
it please:a, whiles .like ir bteause it re -
lie yes and elirk•ilbe t1'oea4e.
A Rapid Talker.
Hojack--"Whet a chatterbox Miss
Frocks is."
'lloandilt—"Yes, her conversation is
geared pretty high." ,
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds etc
Necessary l'ipvision.
Speaking of his rienl, she said:
"Everyone tells me thet he is long-
headed."
"Of course he ia Nature knows her
business A narrow mind requires a.
long head. t
•
Delight.. of the West.
"Hare yell a. healtby climate out here,
111r. 1 anent?"
"Healthy': No num hits ever died a
natural death sins.. I've been here, an
that's nigh on to tiiiity years."
e
DEAR SMS,—Within the past year I
know of three fatty tumors on the head
having boon removed by the applica-
tion of MINARD'd LINIMENT with-
out any surgical operation, and there
is no indication of it return.
CAPT. W. A PITT,
Clifton, N. B. Gondola Ferry.
Watches for Boys. 1.14! al
11
ram
and Chain during tin summer holidays, by
selling tt2.50 worth of our Se, and lee. goods—
goods-not sold exchanged—no money required.
State your father's oceupation, and we will mail
the goods. Dep't M, Manufacturers' Agency
Co., Toronto, Ont.
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Ask your dealer for tho
Genuine.
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