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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1898-7-1, Page 2et SusCr lbars who do not receive the ir paper vegutarly will please edify usat once. Call at the office for advertising rates. THE EXETER, ADVOCATE THURSDAY dl'—SE 30, 1898,. Pointed Paragraphs. A dude's attire is apt to tire other people. No masa ever sees is faults through a magnifying glass, X00 many of our Coming men seem to be ]aaudicapped from the start. A girl eagerly swallows a m8II' 8 !words wiien he says ice-cream soda, It is always surprising how much y deeper a hole is after one gets into it. About the only thing a man waelis after he gets all the money be needs is nore. Speculating sound. more refined tlnn lg;emhling, but a fellow loses equally es Etude. :Many a Sunday-chure1a-gniug maul *soots the mates of fosgetfulnetse the'• renewing hleut.ay. Deetors used to lanee to bleep their patients in o'den tunes. Other methods are now employed. A girl vide pertly rehires a man's e feet eve when she returns his letters and retains leas presents. You taxa inalae a teineorary angel of the average W013:413 by eituply t'nm• plitneet:ea her on her youthful appear. once. woman on tbrow s stone with tt starve that would mate a professi.:nal baseball pitcher turn rrreeu with envy. They Never Fail.—Mr. S. M. Benet- ner, Langton, writee "For about t►wc years Iwo troubled with Inward Piles ut by using Parineiee's Pills, I was cora• lletely cured, and although four years Neave elapsed since then they have not re- turned" Paarmelee's Pillo are anti - bilious and a specific for the cure of Liver and Kidney Complaint's Dyspepsia, Ces- tivenes , Headache. files, etc , and w 11 egnlato she seeretious and remove all bilious matter. Receipt* for Good Times. Dnn't Irick. Cl eer up. Keep cool. Joke a often as postiible, Put your best fact forward. Think of the sunshine of life, not Ito clouds. Tbitak, after all, how short life ie.' and make the bt=-t of it. IIe]p some other poor devil, and some angel of mercy may help you. Pay your bills pronaiely and that will help some other struggler in the battle of life. Find one more unfortunate than your- self and content will find the place of complaints. Dress neatly --some men foolisbly sup- pose the harder up they look the mote sympathy they will receive. It is just the reverse A silent man is never interesting, never attractive, never popular. The shopkeeper who does not advertise visually shares the same fate. Thousands Like Her.—Tena DicLeod, Severn Bridge, writes: "I owe a debt of gratitude to Dr. Thomas' Eelectric 011 for curing me of a severe cold that troubled me nearly ail last winter," In order to give a quietus to a backing cough, take a dose of Dr. Thomas' Eelee- trie 011 thrice a clay, or oftener if the -Dough spells render it necessary. The Ruling Passion. Doren—How's your wife this morn - mg, 11r. Bagley? Lagiey—I'm afraid she's pretty near death, doctor. Doctor—Has she had any sinking spell? Is she growing weaker? Bagley—iso, but she's been bossing tee around lively this morning, and you know, doe, that the ruling passion is strong in death. dinard's Liniment the best Hair Restorer. Ten Little lnjuns. Aunt Dorothy—How many command- staents are there, Johnny? Johnny (gibly)—Ten. Aunt Dorothy And now suppose you - were to brenk one of them? Johnny (tentatively)—Then there'd be mine. Sleepleesnesss due to nervous excite- ment. The delicately constituted, the financier, the business man, and those whose occupation necessitates great men- tal strain or worry, all suffer less or more - from it. Sleep is the great restorer of a worried brain, and to get sleep cleanse the stomach from all impurities with a few doses of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills, gela tine coated, containing no mercury, and are guaranteed to give satisfaction or the :money will be refunded, What Be Needed. Doctor—Yon want some strengthen, - big medicine, sir. Mr. Mulligan (emphatically) -0i, do that, dochter. Shure, my vvoife is mfr h stronger than Oi am, an' she beats me onmerciftlllyi" • TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund the money if it falls to cure. 250 Easily Arranged. "I tell you, I've lost a lot of books e by lending ahem." "How do you fill the gaps in year liberty shelves?" I stick tothe books I've borrowed." These two desirable qualifications,pleas ant to the taste and at the same tine ef- fectual, are to be found in Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator. Children like. it. His Cause. flowetendlobr—"Why did you dis- charge that rook, who said elle waft two :years in her last place?" TownIots-•-Because I found the last place she wap in was the `House of the Good Shepherd. • Vaporize Quickerre for Cold in the Bead COALING A "WARSHIP. A TEDIOUS PROCESS EITHER AT SEA OR AT THE WHARF. Uncle Sam's. Navy Is Now Burning Coal, at the Rate of One Million Tops a Year, and the Task, of Bunitering Is a Per, plexing One. Our big navy is eating up coal at a most terrific rate; It is estimated that 1,000,- 000 tous will be consumed if the war lasts a year. Under 1,000 .boilers coal is being licked up every moment. The steam pewees must be kept up. ICC 1397 our navy BPOOELTle (OM.LNG AT SEA. burned but 135,000 tone of coal, but the our warships spent ewer of their tinea at atachur, either with their tires leani:ed or entirely out Conditions are diff'e'rent now. Not only the regular lighting ships, but they dozens of auxiliaries winch have been pre -evil in- to service, are under a full bead a steam ell the time, either waiting to ji;u p at a !moment's notice ttr ett':uuttlgup ami down the watery bighwuy . of the s,:a. It is costing rude le ane at'tint E'1:i,C00 a day for wed alone. for ler ha, to ray au Noris of prime, from ee to $18 atom 14 'Diem his ships are at n h' ascte l:t'rr, ho Vitt buy the tt' t enf total fur tette e', to d.i.:a a a ton, but in Fiance of the welch nee rkaan porta be is obliged to g:ty wingever the coal merchants aok, and 1145* aro not always modest in their dt•i t:intie. But the prico of ee:it does not tri nble us. W0 can efford it. It ea the atilt. elty of letting coal when .laid where it i:, wanted and the further task of getting it in tee bunkers quickly that, bathers. ilutAtering is always a slow, to dluus gsretcesr. It is the ouo disadvantage" of steam navigation which has nut yet leen overcome. Coaling at a wharf is tedious enough; coaling at sea is still more difficult. A. great amount of niuney bas ben • pent in experimenting; with new devices for coal- ing vessels, but as yet no proeesx where rapidity Ina factor hes been discovered. In coaling the auxiliary cruiser Harvard about 50 men are employed inside the ship. The average amount of ci'a1 bun- bared is 3,000 tons, and the time required to stow it fu the bunkers is about 40 hours. This, when a warship Is in a hurry to get to sea, is a long time to be used in stow- ing coal. The average cost of this work is about $1,000. Among the mechanical inventions for this purpose is a barge provided with square boxes that will .hold about •10 tons each. These boxes or compartments are arranged so that .they can be separately raised by mechauleal means above the level of the ship's port, The coal is then discharged through a shoot into the ship. This device can hardly be said to be be- yond the experimental stage. The great trouble is not in finding a device that can load the coal onto the ship, but in tatting care of it or stowing it away after it is on board. Coal cannot be received on board any more rapidly than it can be stored. The amount of coal that can be stored away is about a ton per man per hour. In the West Indies they have not even advanced this far, and more primitive methods than the one described aro still in vogue there. The work is done exclu- sively by negro women, who in a slow and measured tread file to and fro over the gangplank, each carrying about 100 pounds of coal in a basket on her head. In the Mediterranean ports the work is done in much the same way, except that men instead of women do the work. A great deal has been said and many suggestions have been made on this sub- ject by naval constructors, who appreciate the deficiency in the present mode of bunkering warships and who are earnest- ly looking for some arrangement that will expedite the present tedious and incon- venient way of accomplishing this work. It is said that in the newest and latest im- proved warships of the United States navy the demand for space is never satisfied. Naval officers have already learned that the coaling operations of a great warship are of vast importance, as a modern battle- ship or cruiser is as dependent for effi- ciency on coal as on amutunition. One of the most popular devices for loading coal is what is known as the self discharging barge, which, in comparison with otb,ers, is regarded as being success- ful. In these barges the coal is drawn out COALING A wABSHIr AT WHARF. and carried up an incline plane to an alti- tude that will permit delivery through shoots Leto the ports of a ship. This is done by means of endless carriers or con- veyers that aro run by steam. One engi- neer and his assistant can manage to oper- ate one of these barges, and cars handle from 80 to 100 tons an hour and stow it away in the bunkers. Another device known as the Temperly transporter has been in use in France and has been known to stow oe board a war- ship going at aratoof seven knots an hour 100 tons of coal in three hours. NOBLESSE OBLIGE., Soma Eminently Pleasant Things Said of the Late Lord Beaconsfield and Bight lilon. W. B, Gdatlstone. With ceremonies as deeply affecting as. any that can appeal to the imagination and -the heart of mean, the hotly ox Glads stone was laid at rest in that great"tena- ple of reconciliation" where so many British worthies are entombed. Be wee not buried by the grave of Lord Beacons- field, his illustrious rival, as the des- patches erroneously state, for Beacons- #ell's remains rest at Rugllellden by the side of his wife, but his monument is in Westminster, anti it is near this that Gladstone lies, .and as the sculptured forms of Pitt and of Fox, .confronting each other in the same great _!Oboe, pre- serve in dumb show one splendid epoch,' of English history, so shall the statues of Gladstone and of Beaconsfield relate an- asner. Nor was the oppuguacy between Glad- stone and Disraeli greatly dissimilar front that of Fox and Pitt, for it was based en temperament card mental aptitude. .Pox and Pitt, like r,seir later successors, were at the beginning members of the same political party, but in a few years there came a separation, and the lifelong rivalry for power ensued. Gladstone, though the younger nein, emtered Periiaament in 1N13. and Disraeli in 1a37, both supporters of Sir KKol,ere Peel. When Peel changed frout on the Corn I.,•aws O)adsr ne followed him. while Disraeli opposed bite, and from that tuna until Disraeli in lent left the house of Commons to sir in the house of Peers as Lord 1 e.aconetleld, a period of Caere ghee thirty years, the two statesmen were rivals and autagonlsts in the greatest parliamentary and political contests of English history. In every great delete these ie:aders followed each other with an eLiquorice and ;s power that bias eolttott if ever keen equaled, the victory some - flint's being with one side and sometimes with the other, and each triumphantly reaching the gpia of his ambition. the Pmelnieralain of England, itlatistuno survived his distinguished rival seventeen were and twice again be- i came Prime elinieter. but the party which Disraeli built up and led to power 1 still survives and rules Great Britain to- day. .At this moment. when Balfour and Chamberlain wend Salisbury bare laid sueh glowing trlIalltee to the memory of Gladstone, it iS pate:.ant to remember the eloquent address delivered by Gladst,nne on the death 0I hie ow i great political toe, When the motion was made in the House of Common. that a monument to Lord Beaeonslield he erected in West- tallnieter Abbey, Cir. t;laadstone. who was then Premier, su;'; orted it, and apolar of the great queliti. a and intellei'tu al powers of tike Star who had pa -;ed away. Ile liltened him to William Pitt, and eulogized his len . -e ghted persistency of purpose, his remarkable power of self- government. and his superb parliament- ary courage. And not the less beautiful and commendable. said Mr, Gladstone, was Lord Beaconsfield's sympathy and helpfulness toward men of letters, and the touching devotion to his wife, which bas led to his ,foregoing the boner of a public funeral. This eloquent and generous speeob was folleitously culled by 55.'ir Stafford North- cote a "more enduring monument to Lord Beaoonstlold than could be carved out of stone." Thus it is that Englishmen honor their groat leaders and statesmen, whose patri- otism and devotion to duty have made England what England is. The Duke of York Suck Coat. The new Duke of York sack suit bas four huge pockots, all buttoned on the outside. 'Ibis new garment should bo made of rough nutterinl, with a loud pat- tern. It is made with "patched" pookets, DTE OF YORK SACK COAT. the pookets being sewed on the outside of the coat, without flaps. Each of these pockets buttons with a single button at the top. One of the remarkable features of this new coat is that it is made with a big pooket on the upper right-hand side. This is used to contain a pair of gloves and an extra bandkerohief. This new coat is single-breasted. and it bas square oorners. Remarkable Laws of Nature. A man will die for want of air in five minutes, for want of sleep in ten days, for want of water in a wook, and for want of food aro varying periods, depend- ent on oiroumstances. When one falls asleep, the surrender of sight, taste, smell, hearing and touch is necessary.- The sense of touch is the lightest sleeper and most easily wakened, then bearing, then sight, while sluggard taste and smell waken last. The human body Is an epitome in Nature of all mechanics, all hydraulics, all architecture, all machin- ery of every kind. There are more than 310 meobanioal movements known to mechanics to -day, and all these are but mofifioatons of those found in the hu- man body. A Chinese Dante. At a recent lecture delivered in Ger- many a missionary named Eichler read extracts from a Chinese book ofthe eleventh century, which presents some striking points of resemblance to Dante's "Inferno. " Antique 'Weapon in China. Backwoodsmen of China still use the bow and arrow as a weapon. THE RIGHT TO BE UGLY. Sir Walter Besant on the Curious Clatnt of a Woman Lecturer.—.What the Result would 13e. Sir Walter Besant writes in.. London •Queen: It is reported that a. woman lec- turer in New Wort bas been edvanoing a. new doctrine—a, Doctrine of Rebellion. She claims, among the tiaered Rights of Women, nothing less than the Right with as capital It—to be Ugly --with a capital 1:1-11 they please. We old-fashion- ed folk, who end nothing so delightful iln the world ,as the wonlanl who is not Ugly, the woman who pleases and at- tracts by her loveliness of face and form; or by the graciousness of her manners; or by the ready sympathy of ber mind; or by the grace with which she presents herself, so to sped*, lit a .Careful setting of dress, need not bo moved in the least by this new doctrine. The lady lecturer cannot, tee as hall and as long as she pleases, put off her womanhood ani be- come a thing neuter. Now, the course et the world bas iirmiy established two strong points in the human mind, even the host s.'avage First, that the man ulna. always have in him something of the warrior. He must be quice to fight, strong to defend inventive avd construe tive; a hunter after food and a Cultivator of the axil, It is, if he pleases, his Right —always with a capital --to be a cur and a coward; but there never bas been a man who Openly, deliberately, end without • shame has taken up that role. It in on the other 'band, understood to be the speo- ill duty of the woman to loo?; after the home; tie make that borne pleasing to the uten and to tha children, .sad since thio Is and always will 1"e the chief duty and the life work of the woman, a whole group of virtues bus grown up fur ber exelusive use; among them the most con - *nous is the virtue of attractiveness, "What!" cries the ;advanced One, "deck Cnyself ant in fine dotiwe to please lIere Man' Noveri" Madam, you are demist -- les within your light. Deese al von please. But if -von refuse to obey this Law of your Being yon will fail to per - auntie women, as you will succeed in malting yourself disgusting to Alen. Do not reply that there aro women • who are plain. by nature. No woman need remain uuattr active it she • cultivates g;recious- ness,. sympathy, end bec',rming dress. WOMAN N GERMANY - Hes :.low So Par Advanced as to Organize and Roan a Club. women, slow to adopt innova- ons, :have at law t'rerted and orosined a clubhouse of their own. The near organization, patterned after English lish in- stitutione, is calla() the 1)eutsehe Frauen Club. It opened the first woman's elub- bonen in the empita: n few weel;s ago. Tho hereditary l"rinoe Ernst von Rohm - lobe with hie wee. n'," Princess Ypsil- FRAU' GEHLInRATiti V, thYDR:t. anti, in a black satin robe covered with bronze -sequined tulle, and a fawn colored velvet toque with diamond algrot, and the State Ministers, Wedel and Herfort, Excollenz von Gneist, were present, and, with the Lord Mayor and Mayoress Kir- schner of Berlin, took part in the open- ing. Some ladies of the nobility, such as Frau Gebeimratin von Leyden, the wife of the world-famous physician and favor- ite of the Russian Imperial family, Pro- fessor von Leyden, Generalin von Mey- dam, Frau von Bausemann and Frau von Witt, are the courageous founders. The very fact of their working for this purpose shows its elusive character. The choice of the house in Schadow Strasse, near tho Brandenburger Thor, was lucky, as the ground was once inbabited by the great sculptor, Sobedew, and bis famous son-in-law, the painter, Bendemann. It is to the credit of Frau von Leyden to have secured these premises, which were in the possession of her family. The fit- ting up of the club evidences the influence of ladies of refined -taste. An English style is prevalent as well in the furniture as in the general decoration, with liberty fabrics and plenty of flowers. One of the principal charms of the club is the beau- tiful terrace and garden. The future will yet have to prove whether women's clubs are considered a necessity for Germany. COMBUSTIBLE COMBS. A Medical Journal Strongly Condemns Celluloid Hair Fasteners. A new comb for fastening the hair of ladies bas drawn from the London Lancet a strong Condemnatory article, because of its construction and composition. According to our medical contempor- ary, says the London Daily Mail, this latest help to feminine adornment is made of celluloid or other highly and easily inflammable substance, and is hinged in the centre, so that combs clamp the back hair on eaoh side, and the teeth overlap wool the tresses. After emphosicing the difficulty in rapidly disengaging this oomb should it take fire, the journal states that it is in duty. bound to issue a not uncertain note of warning as to the dangerous and combustible propertiies - of its composi- tion. An instance is quoted of the comb taking fire while fixed in the hair, owing g to the touch of a pair of hot curling tongs, and this is confirmed by the re- sults of experiments made. It was found that when one of these ooinbs is detached from the hair it may be readily ignited, but that the combustion does not proceed far. When the article is planed in the hair, however, and ignited, combustion proceeds at a most alarming rate, aided, it is surmised, by the non -conducting property of the hair concentrating the heat. In conclusion, the indictment expresses a strong opinion that "such inflammable substances as celluloid are utterly unsuit- able for ornamental or Useful purposes on the person, since they expose the wearer to Such serious risks." On the other hand, manufacturers of celluloid articles assert ,that the danger is grossly exaggerated. COULD SCARCELY RAISE NIS NANO, Vet took care of seventy head of stock.. The .farmer who found a friend. Serious results often follow a strain. especially when it affects the back, and few people are so liable to strain as those who are lifting heavy loads of various kinds, from day to day. The teamster rarely ever overtaxes his strength. Fa- miliarity with the class of wares he handles, enables hire to entirely gage the load he 'es`t$ so as not to put an excessive burden ou hisaself. But with the farmer it is different. lie is lifting loads of such varying weights and uuder such varying conditions that lie is very liable, to lilt a little too much some day, with 'motions results. many serious affections of the great organs of the body originate in a strain. It was so in the case of 15. R. W. Bentley, of Towner, North Dakota, A strain resulted in serious trouble with the liver. lion- he recovered and wes enabled to feed seventy head of stock during the winter, let hien tell himself: • "" About a year ago. I sustained an injury in guy back and shoulders by lifting a heavy weight After a time. a liver trouble cause on, which so weakened use that I could scarcely lift sity hand to my head. while in this souta,cion, 1 began the use of Dr- J C. Ayer's ills, and finding almost immediate benefit, continued unfit I was eured of my complaint, so that 1 was able to take care of seventy knead of stock alt through the winter, which shows that the cure was not temporary but permanent;" It, W. Bantu sv, Towner, N. D . The action of Dr. Ayer's Pills oa the liver makes them invaluable for those living in malarial climates. C. F. Alston, ,Quitman, Teaaas, writes; "I have found in lir, J. C. Ayer's Pills an invaluable remedy f+ar constipation, hit. iousness, and kindred disorders, peculiar to miasmatic localities. Taken. in small and frequent doses, these pills net well on the liver, aidiug it in. throwing off malarial poisons, and restoring its natural powers. I could not dispense with the use of Dr, Ayer's Pills."—C. l . Lososr, Quitazan,Tex, Dr, Ayer's rills are a ,recific for all dis- eases of the lint ..,tacit. and bowels,. they promote .digestion. .cure eonstipa.. tion and its consequences. and promote the general health of the entire system, They should always be used with Dr. J. C. Ayer's Sarsaparilla w.t'n a cathartic is required. More al,rwt the pills in Dr. Ayer's Curebook. St tat free. Address the Ayer Co•, LowaU, Sloss, ft 6 tat *A. e ••• Wo©d Furnace rowneeftetaidelineddandelletelltddistat "FAMOUSMAGNET' Made in 8 sires, mire; d, 4 and feet wood. Will heat front to,000 to l00 0O0 cubic feet. Heavy fun -box, ith cornu„tions. increasing the eating surface. Extra large firing door and ash pit. Heavy steel flues with cast heads that will expand without cracking. Bolts on outside away from *Woe of the are, /tenant direct or Indirect draft, Firing, regulating and eleoma all done freta the front. onagers can be operated from rooms above. Made far brick or galvanized casings. You Can keep your hoose wawa from cell or to garret and Do it Cheaply, Lt. 0!ALERS ANO USERS. HIGHESTTESTINIONIALS FROM A k^R Yv� Pia .. LONDON, MONTREAL, TORONTO, �+ >r wCoe 'C UV .`'? ! W1NN1PEQand YAly VANCOUVER. If your local dealer cannot supply, writes our nearest house, A. Good Dictionary for Three Centre. A dictionary coutaining the definitions of 10,000 of the most useful and im- portant words in the English language, is published by the Dr. 'Williams' :Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. While It contains some advertising, it is a com- plete dictionary, concise and correct. In compiling this book care bras been taken to omit none of those common 'nerds whose spelling or exact use .oc- cesions at times a momentary difficulty, even to well-educated people. The main aim has been to give as muoh useful information as possible in a limited, space. With this in view, where noun, adjective anti verb are all obvi- ously connected in meaning, usually one only has been inserted. Tile volume will thus be found to contain the meaning of very many more wounds than it pro- fesses to explain. To those who already have a diction nry, this book will commend itself be- cause it is compact, light and con- venient; to those who clave no diction- ary whatever, it will be invaluable. Oce may be secured by writing to the above concern mentioning this paper, and en- closing a threw -cent stamp. Mere words. We are not as careful with our words as we ought to be. We often wound and are wounded by 'tasty or angry or rude words; we say things not soon. forgotten by the hearer for which we feel sorry ever afterward.—Rey. O. F. Gregory. The great demand for a pleasant, safe and reliable antidote for all affections of the throat and lungs is fully met with in ]3ickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup. It is a purely Vegetable Compound, and acts promptly and magically in subduing all coughs, colds, bronchitis, inflammation of the lungs, etc. It is so palatable that a child will not refuse it, and it is put at a price that will not exclude the poor from its benefits. No Such Thing. "Maria,” said Wiggles to his wife, with an idea of instructing her in poli- tical economy. "do you know what civil service is?" "Jasper," and Mri,. Ruggles, veil* memory of recent contact with the cook, "there isn't any." Minard's Liniment for Rheumatism. After the Honeymoon. Shle—Bedore we were married yogi gave up cigarettes to please me. Don't you love me just as much now? He --Yes; but I could afford elgaa"s then. How's This ! offer One Hundred We 1t Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. We. the undersigned have known Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga-' Mons made by their firm. Wssr k TnAux, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. WALD1SG, XMAS & MARvIN, Wholesale Drug- gists, Toledo, O. Hall a Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act- ing directly upon the blood and mucous Bur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price Me. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Doing for Other. Doing nothing for others is the un- doing of one's self. We must be pur- posely kind and generous, or mess the best part of existence. The heart that. ;gees out of itself gets lamer and lull of joy. ; s:i'k eaneet e wee Appoaranee Are I)ocettfni. One of our soldier matters sends no ■ story of ono of his comrades, A private, who recently found himself an inmate ot a military hospital. Immensely pleased With his altered conditions and blissfully conscious that his pay was steadily run- ning on, ho felt positively grieved one morning to find himself feeling as well as ever he did. Tho dootor paid his usual visit with the clinical thermometer, which found a resting place under Tommy At- kins' tongue. Wbi'lo the physician's attention was distracted, however, the instrument was gently transferred to a basin of hot tea standing near, and after a few moments deftly returned and finally handed bale with the mercury rigid at 120. "Great heavens," exclaimed the dootor, agbast, his professional calmness rudely shattered. "You ought to be stone dead, man, Nobody was ever known to live at anything lino that. Get to bed, quick. Your case is a desperate one." Mnard's Liniment Cures LaGrippe. Why They Object. "Why do your parents object so to Mr. Longstop?" Edith—Mamma objects to his sheet - comings and pupa to his long stayings. When all other corn preparations fail, try Holloway's Corn Cure. No pain what- ever, and no inconvenience in using it. Didn't Gare ""Pulnsonally." The Darktown Debating Society was having a business meeting, and the ques- tion of changing a certain section of the by-laws was being discussed pro and con. Presently Mr. Julius Jackson got up and began his speech by saying: "Puhsonally, Mistah Cheerman, pub- sonally I don't care whetheh this abricle ob de constitution' ob our society am changed or not, but fo' myself I'd like ter see hit changed." Quickcure cures Tooth Ache. Stops all Pain. Latches for Bogs Boys can earn a and Chain during'the summer holidays, aby selling 02.50 wortof our 5c. and 10e. goods— Stdet'ts uiadglateuotrfa heoc exchanged—no money wiman the goods. Dept 1.1, Manufacturers' Agency Co., Toronto, Ont. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR BOECIEIFS BRUSHES and BROOMS. For Sale by all Leading Houses. BOECSH PALOS. & CO.axi'ANY, Manufsa tuners, TORONTO, ON e'. HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW Ar F LAMP IAo The Water White is as good as Amer*. can—Cheaper, and Lasts Longe. Your dealer should have it. THE QUEEN CITY OIL CO., LIMITED, Samuel Rogers, I'resident.-Toronto. A 173 T. N. 17. It matters not whether you are going ts.work on the farm, in the workshop, or the merchant's or manufM' turer's office, you need a thorough Business Ease:Woa in order to succeed, well. Write for the Announcement of the Northern Business College for full particulars. Address -C. A. Fleming, Principal, Owen Sound.Qt