HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1898-3-25, Page 3WELLS - OF: COMFORT
REV, DR. TALMAGE FINDS INSPIRA-
TION IN THE DESERT. '
Our Duey Xs to Find Our Life's Worlt aid
stSce to It We Are Prone to, Try to Lead
Whop We Are Only Fitted to. Follow-,
influence, of pereete on chlidren,
(Copyright R148, by American Pres Amide.
hon.)
Washington, ?Maven 00.—This dis-
course of Dr. Talmage draw* from An
oriental Feene some earring leosons and
points to wells of comfort in unexpected
places; text, Geneeis, xxi, 19, "Ad God
opened her eyes, and she saw a well of
water, and she went and ifiled be bottle
with water and g•tve the lad drink."
Morning breaksupon Ileersheba. Theis
is an early stir lei the house of old
Abraham. There brut been trouble among
the clomeseies. Hagar, an assistant in
the household, and her SOD, a brisk lad
of 16 years, bavo become impudent and
insolent, anti Sarah, the mistress of the
householo, puts her foot dovro Tery hard
and eve thee they will have too leave the
peeresses. They are pecktng up teeeirs
Abraleure knowipg that the leaerrielY
before his servant and her son will be
eery long across desolate places, in the
kindness ot his heart sets about putting
up some breed and a bottle with water
In it, le ie le Yery plain luneh that
Abraham provides, but I warraat you
there would hove beeo sinough of it hail
they net lost their way, "ed. be with
yen," said old Abraham AS Ise gave the
luneb to Raw and a geed loony chargea
as to how she should eonduct the
jeurney. Ishmael, the boy, I suppose,
bounded away in the morning light.
Boys always like a (dump. Boor Ishmael!
Be has no iden of the disasters that are
ahead of him. Hagar gives elm long,
lingering look on the familiar place
where she bad spent So many happy
days, each scene assoeiated with the pride
ri.al jay a her heart, young Ishionel.
The scorching Moil conies on. The air
is stifling and moves across the desert
with insufferable suffocation. Ishmael,
the boy, begins to cemplain and lies
down. hut Raw rouses him Up, saying
nothing Mena her own weariness or the
sweltering heat; far mothers can endure
anything, Trudge, trudge, trudge. Cress-
ing tho dead level of the desert, how
wearily and slowly the miles slip! A
tamarind that seemed hours ago to stood
only just a little -ahead, inviting the
tanvelere to come ander its shadow, now
is as far off as ever, or seemingly so.
Night drops upon the desert, and the
travelers are pillowlese. lehumel, very
weary, I suppose instantly falls asleep,
Sagan as the shedows of the oiglet begin
to lap over each other—Begat hugs her
weary boy to her bosom and thinks of the
fat that it is her fault that they are in
the desert. A star looks out and every
falling tear it kisses with a sparkle, A.
wing of wind comes over tho hot earth
and liftstthe looks from the fevered brow
of the boy. Heger sleeps fitfully, and in
her dreams travels over the weary day
and half awakes her son by crying out
In her sleep: "Ishmael! Ishmael!"
We Must Find Our Sphere.
.And so they go on day after day and
night after night, for they have lost their
way. No path In the shifting sands no
sign in the burning sky. The sack empty
of the flours the water gone from the
bottle. What shall she do? As the puts
her fainting Ishmael under a stunted
sbrub of the arid plain the sees the blood-
shot eye and feels the hot hand and
watches the blood bursting from the
cracked tongue, and there is a shriek in
the desert of Beersheba: "We shall die!
We shall diel" .Now, no mother was ever
made strong enough to hear her son ory
in vain for a drink. Heretofore slie had
cheered her boy by promising a speedy
end of the journey, and oven smiled upon
him when she felt desperately enough.
Now there Is nothing to do but place him
under a shrub and let him die. She had
thought that she would sit there and
watch until the spirit of her boy would
go away forever, and than she would
breathe out her own life on his silent
heart, but as the boy begins to claw his
tongue in agony of thirst and struggle in
distortion and begs his mother to slay
him she cannot endure the spectacle.
She puts him under a shrub and goes
off a bow shot, and begins to weep until
all the desert seems sobbing, and her cry
strikes clear through the heavens, and an
angel of God comes out on a. cloud and
looks down upon the appalling grief and
cries, "Hagar, what aileth thee?" She
looks up and sees the angel pointing to a.
well of water, where she fills the bottle
for the lad. Thank God! Thank God I
I learn frorn this oriental scene, in the
first place, what a sad thing it is when
people do not know their place and gel
too proud for their business. Hagar was
an assistant in that household, but she
wanted to rule there. She ridiculed and
jeered until her son. Ishmael, got the
same tricks. She dashed out her own
bappiness and threw Sarah into a great
fret, and if she had staid much longer in
that household she would have upset calm
Abraham's equilibrium. My friends, one-
half of the trouble in the world to -day
'comes from the fact that people do not
know their place or, finding their place,
will not stay in it. When we come into
the world, there is always a place ready
for us. A place for Abraham. A'place for
Sarah. A piece for Hagar. A place for
Ishmael. A. place for you anda place for
me.
Our first duty is to find our 'sphere;
our second is to keep it. We may be born
in a sphere far off from the onefor which
God finally• intends us. Sixtus V. was
born on the low ground and was a swine-
herd. God called him up to wave a scep-
ter. Ferguson spent his early days in
looking after sheep. God called 'him up
to look after stars and be a shepherd
watching the flocks of light on the hill-
sides of heaven. Hogarth began by en-
graving pewter pots. God raised him to
stand in the enchanted eealin of a paint-
er. The shoemaker's bench held Bloom-
field for a little , while, but God raieed
him to sit in the chair of a plailosoplier
and Christian scholar. The soap boiler of
London could not keep bis son in that
business, for God had decided that Haw-
ley was to be one of the greatest astron-
omers of England. .
Labor is Honorable.
On the other hand we may be born in
a sphere a little higher than thiinfor
which God intends us. We may be born
In a castle, and play in a costly conserva-
tory, and feed high bred ;pointers, and
angle for goldf.sh in artificial pondsoind
be familiar With princes, yet God may
better have fitted us for a carpenter's
shop, er dentists' forceps, or a weaver's
shuttle, or alfittoksmitins forge. The great
thing Is to Ond just the sphere for width
God intended us and then to occupy that
sphere and occupy it forever. Here is a
than God fashioned to make a plow.
There is a man Ged fashioned to make a
constitution. The men Who make it the
plow is just AS honorable as the man who
make, the constitution. There is a wa-
lla= who was made to fashion a robe,
and yonder ia one intended to be a queen
and wear it. It seems to me that in the
one ease as in the other God appolette the
'Phone, and the needle is just as respect-
able in his sight as the scepter. I do no
know butrthat the wgrid would long ago
have been saved if some of the men out
of the ministry were in it and some of
tintst who aro in were oat of it, Ireally
think that oue•half the world, may be
divided into two quarters—those wlio
have not found their sphere aiad those
who, having found it, are net willing to
stay there, How many are struggling for
a position a little higher than that which
Goa intended them! Tbe boudswOMaU
wants to be mistress. Hagarkeeps crowd-
ing Sarah. The small orbeel of a watch
which beautifully went treading its golden
pathway wants to be the balance wheel,
aud the sparrow with chagrin drops into
the brook because it cannon like the
eagle. cut a circle under the sun.
J or or Contentaimiat.
In 51111 Lord's army we all want ter he
brigadier generals; The sloop says: "More
mast, more tonnage, more maven 011.
that I were a topsail schooner, or a full
rigged bz4g, or a Cunard. steamer!" And
so the World is fined with cries of discolor
tent bectMee we are not willing to stay
In the plieee where God put us and intended
us to be. My friends, be not too oreed
to do anything God Mlle you to do; for
the look of a righe dispositiou in this
respece the world is strewn with wander-
ing Ratters and Ishmeels, God has given
each one of us a work M do. Yen carry
a scuttle of coal up that dark alley. 'roil
distribute that Christian tract. Yon give
$10,000 to the missiemary eause, You for
15 years sit with ohronic rheumatism,
displaying the beauty of Christian sub-
Whetover GO calls yon to,
whether it win hissing or huzze; whether
to walk under triumphal arch or lift the
sot out of the ditch; whether it be to
Preaoli on a Pentecost or tell Mae wan -
darer of the street of the mercy of the
Christ of Xary Mairdeleue; whether it be
to weave a garland for a laughing child
on a spring morning and call her a May
queeu, or to eamb out the tangled looks
o wait of the street and out up ono a
your old dresses to lit her out for the
sanctuary—do it, and do it right away.
Whether it be a. crown or yoke, do not
fidget. Everlasting honors upon those
who do their work, and do their whole
work, and aro contented in the sphere
In which Cod has put them,- while there
Is wandering and exile and desolation and
wilderness for discontented Ilagar and
Wootton
Again, I find in this oriental scene a
lesson of sympathy with woman when
slie goes forth trudgiug In the desert.
What a great change It as for this
Hagar! Viers was the tent, and all the
surroundings of Abraham's bouse, bean-
tiful and luxurious, no doubt, Now she
Is going out into the hot sands of the
desert. Oh, What a ohange It WaS1 Ann
in our day we often see the wheel of for-
tune turn. Hero is some one who lived in
the very bright home of her father. She
had everything possible to administer to
her happiness—plenty at the table, music
in the drawing room, welcoratt at the
door. She is led forth, into life by some
one who cannot appreciate her. A dissi-
pated soul comes and takes her out in
the desert. Cruelties blot out all the
lights of that home circle. Harsh words
wear out her spirits. The bigh hope that
shone out over the ivarriage altar while
the ring was being set, and the vows
given, and the benediction pronounced,
have all faded with tha orange blossoms,
and there she is today broken hearted,
thinking of past joys and present desola-
tion and ooraing anguish. Hagar in the
wilderness I
Woman's Responsibilities.
be sedentary in his life, dee1000 thot b.
he student. That wound by the easel
in the foot decides that he shall be,John
Kittle, who slusll provide the bestreligious
encyclopedia the world hes ever bad pro-
Ticledi 414 With, his otherWritingses Veit
throwing a light upon the word of tied
such as has come from no otner man in
this cautery, Q mother, mother, thot
little hard that wanders over yourlace
may yet be lifted to hurl thunderbolts ot
war or drop benedictions! That little
voice may blespheme God in the grog -
hop or cry "Forward!" to the Leiters
hosts as they go out for theielast vieterO,
litly mind this morning leaps 80 years
•ahead, and I seea merchant prince of
New York. Coe stroke of his Pen WIWI"
a hip oat of Canton, Another stroke ef
his pen brings a tains into Madras. Me is
mighty in all the money markets of the
world. Who is Ise? He site on Sabbaths
beide you in church. My mind leaps 80
oasts forward tram this time and I find
myself in a relief association. A great
multitude of Christian womeie have met
together for a generous porpoee. There le
one woman in that crowd who seems tO
have the confidence of all the others, and
they all look up to her for her counsel
and for her prayers. Who la she? Tbis
afternoon you will field her the Sob -
both sehool, while the teeeber tells her
of that Christ who clothed the naked and
fed the hungry and healed the sick, MY'
mind leaps forward 80 years from now,
and I And myself in an Africau tongle,
and there is a missionary of the cross ad-
dressing the natives and their dusky
oeuntenalleee are irradiated, 'With the glad
tidings of groat joy and sedvation. Who
is lief Did you not hear lila SOlee
In the opening song of your church serf -
ice?
My mind leaps forward 80 years from,
now, and I dud myself looking through
the wickets et a prison, I else a face
seerred with every crime, lifie phin on his
open palm, bis elbows on his knee ---a
picture of despaiv, As I open the wieket,
he starts and I hear his chain clenk. The
jailkeeper tells me that he has been in
there now three times—first ter theft,
then for arson DOW ter murder. Re step*
upon the trapdoor, the rope is fastened
to his neok, tho. plank falls, his body
swings into the air,, MS soul swings oft
into eternity. Who is be, and where is he?
This afternoon playing kite on the city
commons. Mather, you are now hoisting
a throne or forging a Ohaill; O0lt :we
kitialiog a star or digging a dungeon!
Here is a beautiful home. You cannot
think of anything that can be added to
it. For years there has not been the sug-
gestion of a trouble. Bright and happy
children fill the house with laughter and
song. Books to read. Pictures to look at.
Lounges to rest on. Cup of domestic joy
full and running over. Dark night drops.
Pillow hot. Pulses flutter. Eyes close.
And the foot whose well known steps on
the doorsill brought the whole household
out at eventide crying, "Father's com-
ing!" will neves sound on the doorsill
again. A lung, deep grief plowed through
all that brightness of domestic life. Para-
dise lost. Widowhood. Hagar in the wild-
erness!
How often is it we see the weak dem
of woman conscripted for this battle with
the rough world. Who is she going down
the street in the early light of the morn-
ing, pale with exhausting work, not half
slept out with the slumbers of last night,
tragedies of 'suffering written all over
her face, her lusterless eyes looking far
ahead, as though for the coming of some
other trouble? Her parents called her
Mery or Bertha or -Agnes on the day
whim they held her up to the font and
the Christian minister sprinkled on the
infant's face the washings of a baby
baptism. Her name is changed now. I
hear it in the shuffle of the wornont
shoes. I see it in the figuee of the faded,
calico. I find it in the lineaments of the
woe begone countenance Not Mary nor
Bertha nor Agnes, but Hagar in the
wilderness. May God bave mercy upon
'woman in her toils her ,struggles, her
hardships, her desolation, and may the
great heart of divine sympathy inclose
her forever I
Again, I find in this oriental scene the
fact that every moeher leads forth tre-
mendous destinies.
You say, "That isn't an unusual scene,
a mother loading her child by the band."
Who is it that she is leading? Ishmael,
you say. Who is Islunael? A great nation
IS To be founded—a nation en strong that
it is to stand for thousatds of years
against all the armies of the ,w1n1d.
Egypt and Assyria thunder against it,
but in vain. Gaulus brings up bis army,
and his,areay is smatben. Alexender de-
cides upoo a campaign, brings up his
hosts and dies. Fora long while that pa -
tion ,monopolizes the learning , of the
world. It is the nation of theArabs. Who
founded it? Xplarnael, the lad that Hagar
led into the wildernese. She had no idea
she wee leading forth such destinies.
Neither dots any mother. You pass along
the street and see and pass boysatid girl;
who will yet make the earth quake with
their. influence. '
Ao the Twig is Bent."
Who Is thah boy at Suttonpool, Ply-
mouth, England, barefooted, , wading
down into the slush and slime until his
bare foot comes upon a piece of glass and
he lifts it, bleeding and pan struck?
Obild Follows Foreut.
A Christian mother a good many years
ago eat teaohing lessons of religion to
her child, and lie drank in those lessons.
She never knew that Lantphier would
come forth and establish the Fulton street
prayer meeting, and by one meeting
revolutionize the devotions oftthe wbole
earth and ehrill the eternities with bis
Christian influence. Laraphier said it was
hie mother who 'brought him to Jesus
Christ. She never had an idea that the
Was leading forth such destinies. But, oh,
ether; I see a mother reckless °flier influ-
ence, rattling on toward destruction, gar-
landed for the sacrifice with unseemly
mirth and godlessness, dancing ou down
to perdition, taking her children in the
same direction, preparing tbein for a life
of frivolity, a death of shame and an
eternity of disaster, I cannot help but
say, "There they go, there they go—
Bauer and Ishmael!" I tell you there
there are wilder deserts than Beersheba
in many of the fashionable circles of this
day. Dissipated parents leadine dissipated
children. Avaricious parenes lending
avaricious children. Prayerlass parents
leading prayerless children. They go
through every street, up every dark alley,
into every cellar, along every highway.
Hagar and Ishmael! And while I pro-
nounce their names, it seems like the
moaning of the desert wind, Hagar and
Ishmael!"
I learn one more lesson from this ori-
ental sone, and that is that every wild-
erness has a well in it. Hagar and Ish-
mael gave up to die. Hagar's heart sank
within her as she heard her child orying:
" Water I Water I Water I" "Ah," she
says, "ray darling, there is no water!
This is a desert." And then God's angel
said from the cloud, "Whitt aileth thee,
Hagar?" And she looked up and saw him
pointing to a well of water, where she
filled the bottle for the lad. Blessed be
God that there is in every wilderness a
well, if you only know how to find it—
fountains for all these thirsty monis! On
that last day, on that great day of the
feast, Jesus stood and cried, "If any man
thirst, let him come to me and drink."
All these other fountains you find are
mere mirages of the desert. Paracelsus,
you kpow, spent his time in trying to
find out the elixir oflife—a liquid, which,
if taken, would keep one perpetually
young in this world and would change
the aged back again to youth. Of course
he was disappointed. He found oot the
elixir. But here I tell you of the elixir
of everlasting life bursting from the
"Rook of Ages," and that drinking that
water you shall never get old, and you
will never be sick, and you will never
die. "Ho, every ono that thirsteth, come
ye to the waters!" Ah, here is a matt
who says, "I have been looking for that
fountain a great while, but can't find
it." And here is sorne one else who says,
"I believe all you say, but I have been
trudgingalong in the wilderness and
can't,find the fountain." Do you know
the reason? I will tell you. You never
looked in the right direction. "Oh," you
nay, "I bave looked everywhere. I have
looked north, south, east and west, and I
haven't found the fountain." Why, you
are not looking in the right direction at
all.
A well in Every Desert.
that gespel well sweep, end 1 see tho
buckets coming up, Thirsty soul! Here
is one buoket of life! Come and drink of
it. "Whosoever will, let him come and
take of the water of life freely.," /, Pull
away again lilt the vont, and another
bucket conies Up, It is this promise:
"WeepSng may endure or a night, but
joy cometie in the morialoght 1 1011014
of the rope again, and I pull away with
u61p1,mbyrighSt"t anndli' and ths beadiluee091;elt°Q
, UM::
is the promise: "Come unto me, all YO
wbo are weary and heavy Wee. Snd
will give yoo rest."
A. NOW AfftrOlOry,
The elcl aetrologers used, to cheat the
people with the idea that they coidd *011
frtuthfuture,
aen
the poositiuTofhm
t:it ao
ewbautswteio
o_nll
occur
stars stood in one relatieln whYn tunt
would be a prophecy of evil; if a ,luster
of stars stood in another relation. that
would be a propheey of good. Whatsuper.
stition! But here is a new astrology in
to
owhtichhe Isterinitoralljetneoyh,fatihteh. 41Boylrnio:shisnt:ruoPt
tlse Redeemer, I can make this ProleheoY
in regaed, to those who put their trust in
God; "All things work together for good
to those who love God." Doyen lovehimf
He you seen the nyetanthes? It is a
heantifill flower' bat it gives very little
fragrance untilafter sunset. Then it
pours its riehness an the sir. And thia
grace of the gospel tuat I commend to
You, now, while it DIV be very sweet dur-
ing the day of prosperity, it ponrs forth
its richest aroma after sundown, And
will be sundown "with you and me after
awhile., When you C01110 to go out of th4e
world, will it he (105M5 TO.O.r011, Or Will
it be drinking at afountain?
A converted Rindoo was dying, and his
heathen comrades Caine ttrOlind hint and
tried to comfort him by reading some of
the pages of their theology, hut he waved
his band, as much as to say, "I don't
want to hear it," Then they called, in it
heathen priest, and he said, "If you will
only recite the Nuratra, 14 will dearer
you from hell," lie waved his hand, as
xeueb ee to say', "I don't want to hear
that," Then they said, "Call on Jagger-
neut." Re shook his head, as 111110h as
to say, "I can't do that." Then they
thouglit perhaps he was too weary to
speak, and they said. "Now, if you can't
llyoe'jilidgegbeerard4444' int.hainks mUlhhim."
as to 8532(8
7,
AO, 1101" Then they bent down to
his pillow, and they said, "In what will
you trust?" Ills ftiee ligiated up with the
very glories et the celestial sphere, as he
cried on; rallying all his dying energies,
".1e1051" 011, come thishour to the foul-
taiu 1 I will tell you the whole story in
two or three sentences. Pardon for all
sin. Comfort for all trouble. Lightfer all
darknes. And every wilderness has a
well in it,
nook up, where Hagar lookea. She
never would have found the fountain at
all, but when she beard the voice of the
angel the looked up and saes tbeefinger
pointing to the supply. And, 0 soul, if
to -day with one earnest, intense prayer
you would only look up to Christ, he
would point you ° down to the supply in
the wilderness. "Look unto me, all ye
ends of the earth, and be ye saved; for I
am God, and there is none else!" Look!
Look, as Hagar looked!
Yes, there is a well for every desert of
bereavement. Looking over any audience
I notice signs of mourning and woe.
Ilaveyou found consolation? ' Oh, man
bereft, oh, woman bereft, have you found
consolation? Hearse after bearse. We step
from one grave hillock to another grave
hillock. We follow corpses, ourselves soon
to be like them. The world is in mourn-
ing for its death,. Every heart has become
the sepulcher of some buried joy. But
slog ye to God; every wilderness has 'a
well in it, and I come to that well to-
dey, and I begin to draw water foe you
from that well.
If you have rived in the country, you
have sometimes taken hold of the rope of
the old well svveop, and you know how
the 'bucket came op, dripping With bright,
cool water. And I lay hold of the rope of ,
That wound in the foot decidethat he God '8 meroy, and I begin to draw on
HOW COAL WAS FORMED,
An Isaerestino Theory Advanced by
French Jeneieeer.
M. Fayed, an eminentrrenclz engineer,
having, In charge the coal mines at Com -
reentry, advanees the following theory of
the formation of eoal, claimed to be based
OD 50011 facts and experiments as receive
the support ot scientific mon. The mines
in question, being partly wotked in the
open air, have rendered it easy to observe
the relations of the different strata mak-
ing up that region. It appearing at first
that the pebbles constituting the pudding
stones were formed of rooks whose place
of origin was sometimes quite distant and
the coal being the result of vegetable de-
bris laid down in horizontal layers, one
above the other, the conclusion arrived at
from these data assumed that a liquid
must bave been necessary to transport and
arrange In this way such different ele-
ments—coal, therefore, not baying been
formed in the place -where now found,
but ie a product of transportation. It is
urged that the climate of the coal epoch
being very moist, abundant floods carried
away trees and whole forests and swept
them into fake basins, the trees thus
forming great rafts of logs; the heaviest
materials—gravel, sand, clays—were de-
posited in the order of their density, the
lighter vegetable matter floating longer
and being deposited last. This'it Is
thought, explains why the layers of earth
and coal are not parallel and why all
those layers, as has been observed in del-
tas, are inclined in the same direction
and at different angles. — Locomotive
Engineering.
The Moon and the Earth.
Among the theories of scientists is one
regarding the original unity of the moon
and the earth. It is believed that out of a
mass of rapidly revolving elements,
molten fluid or gaseous, the earth and
the moon took such shape that the mass
was divided into two parts. They con-
tinued their revolution and becametthe
ehrth and the moon. Each had its own
axis on which it spun, each also revolv-
ing about the other. The months were
but a few hours long and the days not
much shorter. Then the gravity mutually
exerted by these rapidly revolving bodies
disturbed them, tidal friction held them
back, and the earth, moving more rapid-
ly of the two, held its course, while the
moon slowly receded. During ages of
time, the earth took on its present shape
and hardened, thus paving the way for
such conditions as would make it habit-
able. It is thought that the moon has
never become entirely symmetrical, and
that one and the same side is always
turned toward the earth.—New York
Ledger.
Byron's Death.
The Vita Bahama has discoveredamong
the state archives of Rome certain copies
of,a Greek jeurnal published at Missolon-
ghi in 1824, the year of Byron's death.
This journal, the Telegraph° (tree, relates
naany things of Byron's last days, and it
gives the reason why the poet died. He
was killed by disobedience to the doctors.
He died because he would not be bled.
And this is proved by the autopsy of the
poet, whith the Telegraph° Girth records
in extenso.
A Freak TOW11.
"1 see it speaks in the paper, husband,
about a town where there are 5,000 odd
inhabitants."
"That most be the place where all the
freaks come from," --Detroit 'Free Bross.
Gratitude and Generosity.
Whenever I find a great deal of grati-
nide in a poor man, I take it for granted
there would be as nanch generosity Of he
were a rich man. --Pope.
An Ancient Clock.
. The great clock at Rouen has been
measuring the time aiad striking, the
heave and quarters for over 500 years.
NO FUN IN THE GAS Sti8INE$S, A v uptiplo fiviffp
wsys uir eon- a ramujmito 41) I Ivo,
Settle Their ISMS. .
THE 1,R4NS OE REFrOillal A
LITTLE, GIRL TO REALM
"WO% sin" exelaimed
one of the gas companies, "there is
absolutely nothing funny or amusiog in
our 'oldness, I* is all extremely seri.
O'S We actually get more abuse than
the average ear conductor,. People think
they are entitled to cuss, and call us all
the nasty names from A to Z,
As'a rule, don't regard gas in tbe same
light as other conumedities, Some actually
think that they ought te harS gas for
nothing, and they are very neuch burs if
they are reminded that their gas bill is
four or five months overdue, So they
take it out in abusing us,"
Tie° speaker's experience has been
gained in the office. T.he life of the men
employed to cello& overdue Pills is even
more exciting- Then are eSellethnes
inch,' if they pass a week without
baying to elodge ilanrons, broometicks
and bottles,
Ths iras man starts out in the morn -
Ing to go to the house of a consumer
who has refused to pay his bill. 'lite
scene is a sweatshop, awl the proprietor
is busy with his irons and his workmen.
The gas man enters.
"I've cense arekind," be rags, eee
your meter," Ile takes out his taller
book. and rhe proprietor *Rena the little
closet where the meter is. In a second
the gas man snaps a lock on V= meter,
and the llamas wider tba Jenne in the
shop die out,
"Reseal!" yells the proprietor, "Whet
have yen dew)? It 15 robbery! Why 44
ocat COMA here? 1 bone paid my bill.
report you to the oompeuy."
The gas man miles. "Rave you got
the receloe?" be asks.
"1 bed it, I bad ie. I did. I did. Turn
ou that gas, or I'll breakyeur
"No money, no gas,, " says the gas
company's employe.
"It's a robbery! Joe, where is that
receipt?" But Joe hasn't Seen it. Finally
the $7.$5 is paid, and the gas Mall un-
locks the meter and goes back 'to hi*
oince or tO another heat() where 80015-
tbing similar is likely to happen.
The consumer ha e learned, a lesson. Ile
&moos the gescoMpauy all day and vows
be will born gas for 17 months and
never be fooled again. A few magas
Vase and amither gas bill rein up. The
consumer paye ote otteution when asked
to settle, and a 111411 15 sent around to
look at the meter again.
"fle, hal 1 guess yea won't do that
triek evil)," says the consumer when
the man in uniform asks to see the
meter. "I have had the trick played on
me before. 1 KS not ready tes pay. Wall
awhile."
The gas company waits a month and
then decides to fool no more with hire,
One morning a party of men begin to
tear up tho street in frout of the sweat -
slum. The proprietor catebes eight of the
uniforms, and, knowing that tho gas
men are upon hire, =shoe to his private
board and pulls out some money.
"Don't ruin mei" he cries as he
hurries into the streets whore the men
are already disconnecting his gas pipes.
"I am ready to pay."
The crowd whieh has gathered laughs
at him es he appeals to the gas man in
charge.
"My friend," says the gas man, "pay
up then right away and make a deposit
of $50 with me."
"Fifty dollars!" exclaims tho non -
sumer. "I haven't that much in the
world. It is robbery, worse than Russia.
Villains 1 Rascals 1"
The crowd laughs some more and the
gas men go on with their work. But
in ten minutes the consumer comes out
of bis house with the money. A receipt
is signed on the spot, the gravel goes
back into the hole, and the gas men
depart.—New York Sun.
He Kept cool.
A well known eastern editor had often
reasoned of the folly of excitement in
times of danger and had told himself
that safety lay in calmness, sohooling
himself until Ise believed he would re-
tain his presence of mind in any emer-
gency. He was a passenger on a New
York Central train that was wrecked,
and when he was rudely awakened by
the jolting of the train he said to him-
self: "An accident. This is such a time
as I have been preparing for. Now I will
prove that I can keep calm." The jolt-
ing ceased and the car stopped. "When a
car comes to a standstill," reasoned the
editor!. "the worst is over. I will teach
the others a lesson in calmness. Ladies
and gentlemen," said he, addressing his
fellow passengers from his berth, "keep
perfectly cool. Do not let excitement
overcome you. Keep your heads. The
'worst is over, and the wise course is to
be calm." Having delivered himself of
this wise admonition, he dressed himself,
even bestowing care in the adjustment
of his scarf. Then he stepped forth and
did his full share in the work ot rescue,
remaining on the ground until nigbt.
When he undressed, he found that he
had not put on his undershirt.—San
Francisco Argonaut.
1#4. Was Gradually Vailleir *war 0114
Her Parente 14oubte4 Her Iteeevery to
Realtlt,
.FrennTbe Examiner, Charlottetown. .
Perhaps the Most remarkable cure
that basever been. recorded is that of
Utte nnieenio Woodside, d,attgliter oi
¥rand ldrs, Jas. Weo.dside„ of ffaltic...
P, E. L Mran4Xrs. Woodside aro
members of the. Princetown Ilegabr,
terian .church, arid are well and feV..rer4, •
ably known in the .settlement where
they reside. Woodside does an
extensive business in oysters. A news-
paper correspondent hearing of -the re-
markable reeevetres of this little girl, •
.040a. on XI'. Weodside and
aser-
*ained .the exact facts of the. case. 'as
following is substantially the. resultof
the interview hem a year age
lAat JUile 1 ar$t noticed that. vy
daughter was not as bright as usual
and that She c.oceplairted at times 91-
- her head .and chest. 14 to
that time she had regularly attended
school andwas remarkably. clever for .
a child a .her age. She 414 Xi04414
except attend school • and although
payer .en•ppoSed it would4o her panels
allowed her to :study tee .
sedulously. Thinking that she wee
only a little r),:n1 down 1 kept her from
school for a few weeks arid expected
that she would be all right again, By
the end of that time 1 was badly dis-
appointed in tri,y expectations, how.
-ever, as she rapidly grew weaker an
lOSt flesh evory day, 1 Was •alarDiad,
about her conditio11 when she DOIA•
pigl.illed a a, soreness in her lungs and.
began to cough, 1 Was just preparing
to take her tos doctor when a neigh-
bor called to see her and advised us to
try Dr. Williams*.Pink Pills S*0. siee
stired me that. Pink Pillshad restored
• here own daughter to health after sev-
eral doctors had failed to do her any
,goo& 1 therefore resolved to give
.them a trial and purchased a couple of
boxes that very day. 1 began giving
ray little daughter those pillsbeing
very careful to follow the directions;
At the end of a month 1 noticed a de-
cided improvement in ter health end
thus encoural..tecl 1 continued uSing the
pills three months more, Her health
was qutterestored by that time end
she was able to attendschool again.
regard my daughter's cure as almost
marvellous and accord all the. credit to
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. For little
girls and boys of delicate constitution'
no better remedy could possibly be
prescribed. What was done for my
little girl could certainly be done for
other children.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pine cure by
going to the root of the disease. They
renew and build up the blood, and
strengthen the nerves, thus driving
disease from the system. A.vold imi-
tations by insisting that every box you
purchase is enclosed in a -
wrapping
bearing the full trade mark, Dr. 'Wil-
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People.
How Norwegian. Men Vote.
Some interesting particulars with re-
gard to this subji at are given in the
Norsk Skibsforerforening Tidende. Nor-
wegian seamen, it appears, are now en-
titled to vote before leaving their country
if the polling day is within three moaths
of their departure, or they can vote at a
foreign port within the same thne by hav-
ing their votes registered and sent home
through a Norwegian consul or through
a notary, if they are not on board a Nor-
wegian ship. 'If on board a Norwegian
ship where there are not less than four of
the crew entitled to vote, then tbe cap,
tain end two of them are to administer
the polling,. It is not absolutely necessary
to vote for named persons. Votes may be
given for Liberal, or Conservative candi-
dates. Seamen. who would vote ihust pro-
vide themselves with a proxy form, to be
obtained from a registrar of voters in
Norway.
Sweet Peas and Ffies.
The oiler of the sweet pea, according
to a contribohor to the Medical Record,
"is so offensive to flies that it will
drive them out of the sickroom, though
it is not usually in the slightest degree
disagreeable to the patient."
et is therefore recommended that sweet
peas be placed in the sickroom during
flytinao.
4 Cheap Motor Traveling.
An Englishman hoz just completed a
journey af 1,600 miles on a motor car
through Ettglaod and Scotland. He was
five weeks traveling and used 114 gallons
of oil, which made his traveling cost him
farthings (1)O cents) a =Ha—Scientific
113.at1eau,
Safety SurgIcal Instrument.
The arrest of bleeding in surgical
operations is now saicl to be assured by
meats of an instrument dos to the Inge-
nuity of Lawson Tait. A platinum wire,
so arranged as to carry a etuoent of elec-
tricity, is inclosed in the blades of a pair
of steel forceps or any otber required in-
strument, the wire for this purpose being
insulated by a bed of burnt pioe clay.
This arrangement being perfected, a cur-
rent of suitable voltage is turned on, the
artery seized and compressed, and in a
few seconds the tissues and arterial walls
are so agglutinated that the passage ot
blood is rendered impossible. The taro-
perature employed is about 180 degrees
F., the fact being thus apparent that the
principle involved in this device is differ-
ent from that of sleet-ricol cauterizing
instruments.
The Epicure's Paradise.
It is our belief that in the United States
the region around the Chesapeake bay
probably produces more good things to eat
than any other upon God's footstool. The
shellfish of the Chesapeake bay, the Lynn
Haven and Cherrystone oysters, the salt
water fish which swarm in the waters of
the Chesapeake, the fresh water fish which
swim in the Susquehanna and other rivers
which run into that magnificent sheet of
water, the diamond back terrapin of the
Chesapeake marshes, the wild_ fowl that
fly over those marshes, the canvasbacks
that regale themselves upon the wild celery
in the ponds along the Chesapeake shore,
the plump and yellow -legged chickens
raised by the farmers' wives on both sides
of that bay, the luscious peaches and other
fruits found in Delaware and Maryland,
the toothsome sides and flitches of Mary-
land bacon, the Virginia hams, and goner -
ally the products of that fat and juicy dis-
trict known as the "eastern shore" of
Maryland—who that has ever lived or so-
journed there can forget thein1—San
Francisco Argonaut.
Messrs. Northrop & Lyman Co. are the
proprietors of Dr. Thomas' Eclectrie Oil,
which is now being sold in immense
quantities throughout the Dominion. It
is welcomed by the suffering invalid
everywhere with emotions of delight,
because it banishes pain and gives instant
relief. This valuable specific for almost
"every ill that flesh is heir to," is valued
by the sufferer as more precious than
gold. It is the elixir of life to many a
,wasted frame. To tbe farmer it is indis-
pensable, and it should be in every
house.
An Orkney Prayer.
The brehity of the Orkney summer pre -
eluding the raising of harclly anything ex-
cept oats ("aits") and barley, the elders
had requested the minister to pray for
good harvest weather. He complied as
follows : "Lord, giens brew weather and
a wee bit sough of a breeze that will dree
the straw and will nee harm the heads,
but if ye blew us sic a bletherin, rivin,
tearin blast ae Be he been hen's, yell
play the vera mischief wi' the aits and
fairly spoil a1."—Arena.
Ilinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
parting shot.
Mrs. Highirp—Yes, I advertised for a
footman, but you. are too small. You
will hardly do.
Applicant (backing out of the room)
—Theo you didn't really want a foot-
man, mum. You wanted, a eIx feat
man.—Obleago. Tribune,