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The Exeter Advocate, 1898-3-11, Page 6THE RULING PASSION.. Some, sing the praises of love's young dream \ hee tatngd which are, and the things which seem Glide as one downyouth's golden stream, Aad; the one birds wake as, early, When one's heart is fresh with the morula* dew, Wheu hopes are tnauy and cares are few, When life is flashed with a rosy has And one's hair is crisp and early. Some eery 'tis sweetest when lore comes lata wizen the strings of grief and thorns of fate. The weare battle of griet.mad hate Make life's great good the stronger. The Indian t,anhtner in reaa1 dyes Close tothe heart of saset lies , The seat glad smile of the year we prize And wish each moment longer. But, ah, there only remains the truth That lore le love, be it age or youth: Teat leve is love, and in very see;h t)f every eoul his tnaeter, For love is leve, come be soon or late, and Sore alone is the lord of fate. t I3erede Baan. elide funk, the god is great, .and t,e head:; net priest nor pastors --Airs. Warner Sneed in Womankind. LARK AND TAMARIND. It was the nigbt:of the governor's state ball 100 years ago , a languid, tropical night•. At the darkest and quietest part of the bakoeey a knot of naval officers bad gath- ered together in sager cenvi'reetiolt. Tbelr voices were half suppressed, but the gov er¢tor"a astute secretary drew the curtains close as be pied by '.Only my respect for the uniform whits+ eau wear prevents me from calling you a cavaubd and a liar, said Captain Bimini of 11 z+L S, Lark in a voice /node hoareee and fiercer by its restraint, "You boast safely, sir. Since the cone - menders of his majesty's vessels may eat meat here," replied Captain Blade sof a S. Tamarind Is the casae stridesat chis - per. ,.hoes that .ripply to their *muds?" asked the first lieutenants in the same breath. "Aye, aye," acid Blade, "And to their other officers, too," said old Hawke, mapping his red face vigor ousiy- "But not to a middy, "'suggested young Blake of the Lark, with a grim smile upon his ssheoth young face. "May I, sir?" inquired little Manson of the Tamarind, with Itis hand readily upon bila dirk, "D—n you, mo!" reared Hawke. "What business have you boys here inter- ering be your elders' quarrels? Get out or it:" "Put back yon dirk, Ranson," said Blake in Tabs quiet way, "sud peace, gen- tlemeu all. elle quarrel is Captain, Elawee's arid: mina Some day we shall daufatlees settle it." "No. zee" broke, in the other voices. "It is Our quarrel tun." "leuth, sir," said Blake lightly, "it hi the quarrel of the two ehipe, '!,'here isn't man a us that wouldn't like to fgbt it out, fair and square." For the two vessels had long been rivals: to supp-eseinti the pirates elm Infested the is aneis and bad cut each other out in turns. Uawi,o bad maned the decoration for which Blade would have given a limb. Blade bee tt'utireatl the great, haul of prize money wbleb Il etc;;,r, wbo was poor and proud, so sorely neeeeel. Tile first lie tenor e bad quarreled over a woman, and the ether iit'lienrs over their wino. Tbo middies. has a ailitled in their din:;eps and bad come to blows over a game. The laoatewains bad quarreled over a stnue •it d keg .if rutin and the carpenters over the way t r step a how leak. The sen- ors head folies ten - •Iver the Nansand Bets', and ruts, Week or white, of every port wbera the shime hail touch d, New a meld! e ine;talueral, newly come from bonne, had throb r, d them off together; after soiue partit•ularly well armed and drain:; freebooters. .e.'u the quarrel had react:,:d fever point. And the cure for fe- ver in those days was nothing but some lot- ting; of blood. ":ince these infernal pirates have paint- 1 ed their ships to resemble ours, there are less lately things than a :Menke some; foggy night. I, for one, sbould not regret it, though we carry ten men and two guns less," stuttered Randall, the first lieuten- ant of the Lark, who had lost the lady. •'For the matter of that, I shall leave ten When ashore, and two of my guns need repair. Tho foreman of the yard shall have tbem tomorrow," said Captain Blade, bowing courteously. "Of course it would be a great calamity should such a mistake happen! But"— "Do you mean to suggest"— asked the ruddy llawke, with his eyes bolting al- most out of their Buckets and flaming like live coals. "Nay, sir, I suggest nothing. You will, I amu sure, take care to avoid such an event," replied Blade, with the softness that sots one's teeth on edge, like the touch of satin. "Gentlemen, gentlemen !" expostulated tine, governor's secret ary, appea rin g tbrough the window. So enter a polite contest in yielding pre-. cedenee, the brawlers went smilingly with- in, This mutual forbearance lasted right up to the time when they went to sea, and the magnanimity of the officers in forget- ting their notorious feudwben allied upon his majeety'sservice was a common theme of adhniration to the colonials. Nevertheless .they persuaded the new admiral to let them make sure of the ene- my by falling round the island in opposite directions, though their foolhardiness in gotug single handed moved every one to aetoeisbment, for at least two of the pirate vestals were as large and as well armed as these of his majesty. Blade even carried his folly to the ex- tent of landing two guns on account of defects which the chaster gunner ashore failed to discover and of proposing to leave ten men behind. "They aro in indif- ferentbealth," said ho, "and it is but fair that .Hawke and I should overcome the pi- rates on equal terms." The men,' bowever, declared that they were fit, and the little middy, Blade's fa- vorte, who was to stay in charge, cried like a girl. "There be four or live of our men, pleeaaa, sir, that be related by marriage to these in the Lark, and always side with thein. Maybe they would be willing to be thieved In her, and make- us square, Anal so it was arranged, The Tamarind, which sailed to eb.e east, bad the best of the breeze, and made quick headway. But the coast upon that side of the island ran in and out like a baby's peneitings upon a slate, malting oaprioious little bays and long, winding creeks„ Lest a pirate vessel shanld be biding in .`.them, it was necessity to enter eachinlet i which drew water enough to admit them, , while the shallower waters were searched at night by the boats, with oars muffled in the rowlocks and eager, whispering g0r, w sp g Wivau four deers had passed, they came to the unbroken coast, but still they lin- gered. - Upon the fifth afternoon a sharp eyed: sailor from the masthead saws the tops of a ship many miles away and judged them to belong to a fighting vessel of their own size, So when the night came up, dull and, dark beyond the night of those parts (the moon being nen; and the air misty), they clapped on full sail and sped toward the unlrnown foe. 'Ten they ground their swordaanci Wad- ed their guns and each went to his plane. Souse laughed end some jested. Some gave messages and told of tokens for a farofl Poll or Bess. A few played at all fours by h the glitntuer of a sus Itght ire a lantern. But mostly they were silent until, Balt an hour later, the lookout man called "Sail ahead!" as a vessel of about their own size seemed to spring; almost on top of them out et the dart*. Hard - oxG q cried the captain. "Stand ready for a broadside!" cona. mended the nest officer. At the same iuo1nene the stranger turned a Tittle the other way, so that the vessels pas334 side by side. "The Lark," whisper- ed one man to another. "Shall we let go?" asked the first lieu- tenant. But Blade shook his head. "Not first,,, said he decidedly. Suddenly, as if the month of bell bad opened, the stranger belched forth thunder and smoke and flambe, and a storm of shot tore tbrougb tbe Taloarind from side to side, ieaviug twits of mangled flesh and blood. "Fire!" called the first lieutenant; but before be bad spoken the answering tor- Tent had sprung forth. Thou the ships swung slowly away from each outer. Blade, who, although a dandy on shore wa the equal o f anyman afloat i WW1 t eq o an oat s fere. mansbip, gained a great advantage, out- nraneuveriug his enemy and bringing his broadalde to bear right across her stern, se as to rake her from Jamul to fixates be pass- ed and leave a longer trail of slaugbtor. Then, swinging dexterously away from the answering broadside, he countered upon the other side. First one mast and tbettn another wap ebot over, and au length the vessel heeled' so heavily that the few guns which were still replying shot harmlessly in the air. "God forgive we captain," cried the first lieutenant hoarsely --he was lying on. the deck with half a leg shot away—"it's enough." And B1ede, trio bad grown very white, cried out in a broken voice: "Stop siring;, aud get out the boats! She'e going dowel" 13ut the boats readiest for use were shattered; their opponent sud-'. delays listed ores, two or three of her guns firing: a les; derlsire shot as she event The men of the Tamarind sat down--, 'those who were left --on their game or ors the deck, with eyes avertedfrom the slain around there. The officers buried their faces in their bands, save the, youngest middy, who lay quiet And forever still witil a handkerchief over his bandsome boyish< face. At last Blade drew his sword sud denly and snapped it across his knee. "1 am a diegraced luau!" he' cried, with tbo voice of one genu mad. ."biay heaven nurse us all!" But heaven, which blesses or curses not. as we dell, far answer sent up tbe rising" sun, and the morning light upon a lonely vessel sbort of a meet wiling slowly along. three miles away! And the first lieu Wean t, pulling binseelf up to look through the porthole, cried like a child:"It wasn't the Lark! God forgive us alll" Then ho sank into a swoon Irem loss of blood aud was mercifully unconscious in the sur geon's hands. The Lark, when she sailed to the west, had to beat up against heavy bend winds and so made but slow progress. Yet when the fifth day cause the men wore kept con- stantly under arms, and ere nightfall they caught a glimpse of a fighting ship in the distance. Uiero was a vessel whose sailors hnd courted their Polls and Bets near these regions by now they know. And if In the fog and dark they e.huu]d come together many en old score ttould be wiped out. At length the fog lifted atriflu and stud- deniy a• big vessel rushed Swiftly upon them from the quarter where they bad least expected it, "Stand to the guns tal- low:" elow!" shouted. Hawke, "and boarders make ready I" A hail of shots poured out upon them before they were fully prepared, but fortu- nately flew so bigh us to do little damage beyond bringing down the foremast, while the Lark ran close alongside the foe and put in aterrifio broadside before grappling. Then there burst forth a very volcano of flame and a roar that challenged the heav- ens, for a shot had reached the stranger's powder magazine, and the forces of nature, let loosefrom their thraldom, scattered the vessel to the four winds and her men to the mercy of God. Those on board the Lark looked at one another in mute horror, and the tears ran downsome cheeks. "We are traitors and unfit to live," groaned Ilawke. And they took bis weap- ons from him lest be should do himself a mischief. Thou tbe sudden tropical morning dawned, and afar in the east, with the ris- ing sun glinting through her tattered sails, the Tamarind sailed into view. , Wheu the governor sent home his great. dispatch a couple of months later, to an- nounce the total suppression of piracy in those regions, be observed that this result had been achieved by means of the remark- ably cordial co-operation between the cap- tains, officers and crews of the Lark and, the Tamarind, which after sinking sepa- rately the two most dangerous pirates had joined their forces with marvelous suc- cess and now wished to combine their prize money in a aomhnon fund. Sucb harmony, be observed, was equally to the advantage of tbe service and the credit of the captains, tains, But the admiral, , newly arrived from borne, took the credit of theoo-operation to himself,—St. Paul's. Brow $e Got the Right Expression. "Thanks," said the. tragedian; "maria thanks for your good opinion. I always study frorn nature, sir. In my eating you see reflected nature herself." "Try this cigar," said ab admirer of na- g ture reverently. "Now, where did you study that expression of intense surprise that you assume in the second act?" "From nature, sir, from nature.'' Ta se- cure that expression I asked an intimate friend to lend ine -•'-.5. He refused.. This caused me no surprise. I tried several more. 10h'inaily I asked one who was willing. to oblige me, and as he headed me the note 7 studied in a glass the oppression of my own :face, 1 saw there surprise, but et was not what I waxated. It Watt alloyed with suspicion that the note migbt be a bad one. 1 was in despair." "Well?" said the other breathlessly. y "Then an idea struck inn. I resolved. upon a desperate course. I returned the 45 note to my friend the Text day, and on his astonished countenance I saw the ex-, pression of which I was in search,"! Pearson's ,'Weekly. ' ODD TRICKS OF ,Mir_MORV, r'srgettina One'.. Name and Rehnemberieg Another h'erewn's Backward. Some one has forcibly remarked that proper mimes escape froln the memory as easily as greased pigs and illustrates the remark with an anecdote concerning Joe Jefferson, who never forgot his lines, but has an imperfect recollection of names, Jefferson bad been introduced to. General Grant at a time when that distingtlisbed soldier was the lion of the social world, and the popular actor was ouch impressed with the personality of the hero, ,A few hours later as he wen_ t ug in his hotel ele- vatoru ed o a rt gg looking ok ang lean with a mili- tary bearing bowed pleasantly to bim and made au observation regarding the. speed of the elevator, when Jefferson said.: "I beg Your pardon; Your face is very *metier, but I cannot recall your name." "Grant," was the laconic but perfectly courteous reply. "I got off at the wrong floor," said Jef- feeson, "for fear. I would ask hies next if be had been in the war," Jefferson did worse than to forget the Dames of other people—he sometimes for- got his own. Ile called ata poste llce in a small place and asked the clerk; ;',a.ny mai% for reel" "What mete?„ "Name? Good gracious! I don't know! Let me think-. Why, I am to play `Rip Van Winkle" tonight at your halt" "Joe Jefferson?" suggested the clerk. "Yes,. Jefferson t certainly. Thanks." And, receiving his mail, the actor went away happy. A favorite trick of a capricious memory ht to substitute some other 1131120 for the nee wanted, a process due to assimilation, A couple of ladies on a Chicago street car asked the coed actor ie,-leav a them at Fenn- Sylvania avenue, 'There's no such avenue in this suburb," said, the conductor. But there certainly is,#, reiterated the ladiee, We have .friends livings there and ought to know," "Pezbaps yott mean Keystone avenue," suggested a passenger, and they said that was just what they did wean, blit they k30w it had something fro do wielt Penn- i syleanla, wbieh was impressed upon their memories as the Keystone, State, A good story is told of an excellent woman who be this fatal faculty for mis- construing names, Her daughter *as ex- pecting a call from a gentleman, and she THE: WESTERN. W1. ret on my dwelt I feel the western wind end steer it telling to the orchard t; 003 4nd, to the' faint and flower foreaken bees Tales of fair meadows, green, with constant streams, And utouetalns rising blue and cool behind, Wherein moist dells the purple orehis gleams, And starred with white the virgin's bower is twined. So the o'erwearied pilgriw, as he fares Along life's sweeter waste, at titues is fanned., Itren at noontide, by the eool, sweet airs Of a serener, and* holier land Fresh as the morn and as the aewrall bland, areal of the blessed heaven for-wbielk we pray, Blow fromtrom the eternal belts—make gla d Our earthly way! —Jolla G. Whittier. A TOUGH GOOSE. Cyne...l Joke Flayed 'upon the Old Neveo by a Taxidermist. Every day for the past half decade an old gray haired negro has passed through the grounds of the National museum, on the way to rho northwest, where he makes e, living by doing easy tasks for bis old mistress. The workshop of the tsixider- mists'bas ever been a piece of great inter- est to the old than, and be never passes their door w lthout a cheery morning greet- ing or a visit of uncertain duration. The scientists, too, have grown fond of their dusky friend, and 'close is the first one for whom they inquire when returning from the long journeys and the last person for whom a geed natured message is left as they leave, But the scientists cannot resist an occa- sional joke at the expense of the old Man, 111ose happened into their workshop the day before Ghrittmas, just after ono 0f the slcutic ts had been skluning 3 large b 1 d eagle. As the old negro wandered aimless- ly about the room, airing his unfailing wealth of interrogatives, one of the taxi- dermists called to him. "Nose, would yon like to have a nice goose for your Christmas dimer?" "Deedy I would, I'zo 'bilged to you a t'ousand times if you gibs me de goose,," exclaimed idose enthusiastically. 'wheat be left the shop the lifelees body of the eagle protruded conspicuously from tbe newspaper bundle under his arm, the old mean still expressing; his gratitude vol- ubly as long* as he remained in sight. Monday Mose again wandered into the sbop, How did you like that goose, Uwe?" asked the Wet. Weyler to General Blanco: "How do you like that Havana? I found It rather :Monet" —Pittsburg Dispatch. impressed 'upon her mother the fact that his name sons a very simple one and easy to remember—Cowdry. The mother re- peated it until she was sure she could not possibly forget it, and on the evening whop he called hurried forward to meet him, saying graciously: "How are you, Ilir. Drycow?"--Chicago Times -Herald. Boileau. ,Although the satires of Boileau were largely suggested by what had been effect- ed in that direction by the ancients—in- deed the subjects of some were directly taken from writings that have come down to us—yet he managed to make them per- fectly. original. The outlines wore Latin, but the details entirely French. His versi- fication and general style were considered extremely good. The following opinion of M. Demogeot may bo held to express the estimate formed by the fairest judges. After remarking that Boileau had appre- hended and emphasized the most vital character of the national taste—namely, a raillery founded on intelligent good sense, and after declaring that the ancient Preach spirit of Vilion and Marot had been en- nobled bythe language of the classics, and the elegant niceties of the age of Louis XIV, so that Boileau's real position was that of a bourgeois of Paris in the grand gallery -of Versailles, he adds: "His critic- ism was clear, simple, accessible to all; negative rather than suggestive, reducing the principles of art to those of common sense. It was piquant, full of raillery and delicate malice and enlivened by personali- ties. In truth, it delivered its precepts iii imperishable verses, brilliant alike from imagery and pregnant meaning, and con- densing what: was desired to be said into proverbiike expressions, to be received. without remonstrance- and remembered without difficulty."—Gentleman's Maga- zine. Broad Scotch and Slang. Language bas never been stationary— least of all ;the English. It has been im- proved, ;and it has been corrupted, and It may be improved or it may Tie corrupted again. Modern Greek is not equal to the ancient. What atrocious corruptions the Latin underwent as it degenerated into Italian,..: Spenisb and Freneb 1 Happily,. after it had beteire comparatively barbar- ous,'men of hig;li' literary genius appeared, underx wbon the process of corruption was arrested, xtind in :each of these three cases the language was agai.0 molded into a rich; and powerful vehicle of thought:. When- ever the language of a nation is becoming barbarous thenation is becoming barbar- ous ;itsolt. And there are tandem:lea in our day teamed berbarism that need to be watched. The rage for the broad Scotch of Ian Maclaren ,laud' for American slang and London slang and slang of all sorts in stories that aim at piquant writing can hardly fail of leaving soave mark in our literature. Wbo is to regulate our speech? Not parliament, not sovereign, or senate. It depends on the good baste and the care fulness of the educated inen and women of a country. -Professor W. G..Biaoki.' • "Dat goose," said Mose ruefully, "was just de tougbes' goose ober I see. Golly, be must•heb been de fader t'al1 do gee dors. I biled dot goose, and I parbileld 'im, den. I biled 'im 'gen, but she's you bobn dat ar wuz de °howines' behrd me an de old woomun ebur seed," "Oh, you didn't cook it right," said the chief, with a smile at the others. "Come in tomorrow, and we will give you anoth- er." The nest day, when Mose came hob bling in, a largo snowy owl lay on the beneh,with its skin drawn over its head. "There is your goose, Mose," said the chief in as nonchalant a manner as possi- ble. The old negro lookedauspiciously from the scientists to the bird, scratching his woolly bead meditatively. "See here, boss," be said finally, "ef 'tain't no trouble I'zo like t'see de feet on dat goose afore I carries 'int to de ole woomun."—Washington Star. The Story of the Steerage. "There is a vast difference," said an officer of a Cunard 'steamship; "between the appearance of steerage passengers re- turning to Europe and those coming to America. "On the westward voyage the faces of the immigrants are bright with expectancy and hope. Some of them have doubtless lain awake at night dreaming of the new land, You can see that they have been inspired by the roseate visions painted for them by, their friends or relatives who have succeeded on this side of the water. Those who go back to stay are not many. Yon oan pick them out by their dejected looks.- They have not succeeded. They have found that hard work is just as neces- sary to get, along in the States as it is in Europe. "The great majority of the immigrants stay. From my observations for the last 15 years aboard ship -I think I am compe- tent to -say that America gets the very best of the European blood. Dawdlers stay at home.. It is .usually only the energetio',and adventurous that cut loose from ties in the old world. Forty. six per cent of the steer- age passongcrs have their passage to America paid by their relatives or friends who have in- a measure succeeded over Isere. I think those who have made a'`go' of it deserve- success, because, as a rule, they have won it by well directed toil or cupeleer 1013hin]strative ability."—New York ',ii n- 3Vlonotonoui, ildenu. Fogg= -'well, tbere's.one thing I will say about this House. Bass—And what's that, forg oodness'. sake? Fogg—When you sit down to breakfast, you always know. just what you're going -- to get.—Boston Transcript, Great Scheme. "Say,that luminpns"Peint isgreat" "What do you use it for?" "We paint the baby, so we can, give him a drink in the - night without lighting the {las."-Chi- sago. Record. . Mostare re t�ncomfortabl. It is no Wonder that rubbers which are not the same shape as the boot shouldbe uncomfortable.. It costs money to employ skilled. pattern makers but the result isa satisfactory fit, Each year the Granby Rubber Co. add new pat-, terns: to fit all the latest shoe shapes therefore rbv ubt. ers ARE ALWAYS UP-TO-DATE. IThey are honestly made of Pure Rubber. Thin, Light, Elastic, Durable, Extra thick at _ball and heel. ✓ Granby Rubbers wear like Iron.. COLLEGE ATHLETICS. leoeitton Assumed by the Authorities of Uarvard and Columbia, The faculty committee in charge of ath- letles at Columbia university auuattuces that a student dropped from his glass is dropped from athletics. 13 A Aran comes from another college, be must attend lac- tures for ayear before patrtleipating in ath- leties. All sobedules must be approved by the faoulty oomutittee, Students dropped from 0110 3012001 of the university aro de- barred from athletics, even though they enter an they wohoul. No team shall La allowed to compete that has any outstanti. lug indebtedness, President Eliot of Harvard believes it to bo very unlikely that a student who tilt, an active part in athletic sports can win good standing as a scholar, but, on t1..• other band, a smaller proportion of tee stblcbss get put on probation at Harvard college than of other students, This nag - mark is mot true of solembic, studeuts. The evil of exeessivo training has not brew mired. The basebell team of last spriu was distinctly overworked, and half tha crew gave out in the four mile race. In all probability .the nervous strain resulting from prolonged training, many exciting contests and an anxious sense of reeeons.- bility has not been sufficiently considered, Tho use of Holmes field for games:Mewl- ed by throngs of spectators was permitted by the corporation for the last time in the spring; of 11497. Two long ban13 of state, with steel frames, were erected temporarily on. Holmes .Auld, but were removed in the summer to &idlers' field. One of these banks, situated on the south side of the track, caused a temporary variation in the intonslty of the magnetic Heid in the .Jef- ferson Pbyeleal laboratory, wbieh was so disturbing that it would not have leen possiblo,with the duo regard to the proper work of the laboratory, to keep such a steel bank on 13olnu's The committee on the regulation of athletic sports gave much attention during the year to the re- vision and publication of the rules govern- ing athletics. Almost every ono of there regulations has been dirnusse d and fought over for years, and almost every one was at first resisted to the utmost by the main body of the graduates. DAILY CENTURIES. E'..8. Edwards of Well" York Defies Wind and Snow. In this free co un try people areprivileged to look upon E. S. Edwards of New York as a thoroughbred or a orank, according to their point of view. Mr. Edwards's doing a daily Century regardless of the condition of the roads or the state of the weather. His riding is done under the auspices and E. S. EDWARDS. rules of the Century Road Club of Amer- ioa, and he is duly checked. He rides e wheel geared to 7e inches. In spite of Edwards' performances, how- ever, the indications are that centuryruns will not be as popular this year, and with- in a very short time they are expected to die out entirely, Ordinary riders de not believe in'them. The task of riding 100 miles or so is not' in the least enjoyable when runs aro made on schedule time. One bas no chance to enjoya ride -under such ciroeinstances. More pleasure isle be derived from going out in small paroles and dismounting; whenand where you please. without regard to time., Slay ;of the 'bainless. While ,the caainless-at 8125 may 130 net - tiredly expected to be, chiefly a wheel fox wppe, it, is not pvyt all ofealthy the toeoest.classles are buroyinging ohaitruenlesthits cycles. , Since the announcement of chain- less machines at $60 and $75 many of the fashionables have placed orders feuother than ehainless wheels: and many fox wheels'. having inoiulted cbains. Few ex,: perienced riders will care to take any chances with the chainless wheel next :season. 'Their reasons for the aversion to are`manj 'The latest fear is because of the cogs. 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I soon began to realize the benefit -lel effects olt the medicine; but my case was an obstin- ate one, and required the persistent We of the Compound for sontelnonths, before I was able to move about. I am thankful to say I tam so far recovered that I have commenced work again; and I sun very hopeful that by continuing the use of the Compound a little longer 1 shall, pleas* God, be restored to my wonted health and 'strength again, Surely the rncdioine that has done so much for me will prove an equal blessing to others similarly afflloted; and to such I say, "Give Paine's Celery Compound a ;trial." For what your medicine has done for me you have mr most grateful thanks. Yours truly, JOHN BARRAND, Barrie, Ont. to break. This could notverywell befixed en route and would entail expense which wouldd probably be greater than that to re- pair a chain. Strong Testimony. Mr. Romanz—I toll you what, a baby brightens up the Meuse, and that's a fact. Mr. Practickel—Tex. 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