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The Exeter Advocate, 1898-3-4, Page 2Subscribers rho do not receive their ppper regularly will please notify us at once. Apply at the (Ince for advertising rates DOINGS OF THE WEEK ITEMS OF INTEREST FROM AROUND THE WORati THE EXETER ADVOCATE. Pruned, Punctuated aid Preserved, in Pithy Paragraphs for the Perusal of Practical People — Verona, Political and Profitable, THURSDAY, 1lfARC1I '3. 1898:. Facts ir a Fee: Lines. Commerce in 1'.'rst:.r, ie eti1 carried on almost entirely by ••:haven, Nearly $3.000,000 worth of patent medi- etnes are exported -time the United Einna. done each year. Seven hundred Chinamen in San Fran- cisco hero professed conversion in the Ste- ration Army. There are parts of the Ganges valley in India where the pee -dation averages 1,200 to the square mile. Muriel iustsrdlethe name underwhich. & London S-yeaar-old pianoforte prodigy treeing the world. A five cent stamp must adorn every day 'book, ledger or otl 'r s:t'euunt book kept by a business house in Mexico, Irutnignetton at the port of Plziledelpiaia fell oil anon, than lit ler eeut. during the year ended Jane ,.i• luet. Corrected manes made by the lamer bureau give North Cat -aloe. cotton and 'woolen gunny 1. 44,.i,5,i spindles. A nett:naiist of eminence finds that land birds melee their journeys in the daSaims emit water birds by night. Axa Legli;Te a^°rirulturist his sucetedec1 lu the OrOsS tertfld2:at on a?>Z irises, cloves, -Meets. and other faced plants, A New Testament eanuneed in a switell #wade a train On the Trimdon and North western railroad jaarnp the rads recently. Iii is reported haat the Caruegie gem.' pang expects to sell :0,000 trans of steel realty; in Holland inmates Ates the coming sea, SOIL The Jnaparese do not care =Wit fox novels. Amon t feeeei) new backs printed lase year only 4u"',! were wonne of fiction, It takes 2.0e0 of the Homan coins known as "cash" to equal $1. Travelers need an. extra bullock to carry their fistula. The profits sire Bald to he larger for the *mount of capital exaaploye4 in poultxai Conductor Snider has keeping than in any caber lerruela of lava end resilaued wort:. stock breediug. THE' LAHOTt WOULD., The London Typographical Union is asking that the union label be placed on aU city priutieg. THE AGE ICCI.TCUAL WOll The 1 zperilnental Fareteuthorities are sending out ;'ampler of new and improved grain seed for testing by farmers. WO3xA\'S wasielaa, . number of the ladies of Windsor are talking seriously about forming a curling club. They say if their busbands are go- ing to be ac the ourling rink six eights every week they are going to be there part of the time, too. etAII.IWAP ItneennieiGS. • It has been decided to construct axe underground railway in Berlin. W. A. Wood now holds a controlling iaateresz: in the Hamilton radial railroad, Mr. T. IL Su/oilman ant others of Lembo are asking power at Ottawa to build a steam or electrio railway from Landon to a point clear Grand Board osa Lake l3urotl, TIfbleni IO S WOBT.I?, The Winnipeg Presbyterfatis intend. sendine two nnore missionaries to the gland needs. One will bestatiouedat Wree. gel «ted the other at Te,lin Lake. TitE NANCPA :CTVIl,INCa WOALP, The Messrs, Ablate of Montreal base ~nithdrasvn from the ne otietiona for the esteablisbnu. ent of tbeir indastey at lifnC- eton. :iegotietione for the removal of the Elora Carpet Works to Galt are being continued and a stock list beim; then- latest around town. PnetEf.Y 1EItSONAL. Laudon has 1:0 pieno faewries, la which 0,0akl instramente ere nettle every year Wank elepinalxt taste heiug required to the ivory. 'Thirteen crimes were puni;bable b teeth when Quin Victoria nseeinied the Cirque Teeiiee there ora praet sally bili' *we --tri as an awl n ai glen. _1 pegm atite illy well posted pedesteloat eueee.all i the other d y in eettin,; foot in lige e't taYnu llf M h. -011'S and 40 minutes in seven • to reran stele. F reneli Calera iS a t1 to have the most Tiolent tl anti, rsta+ruie in the world. 'l.he thunder es altease en-aflameand the peals CO1110 in uuiek s-aeceesi"h, 'Chen c 4t<:,n tbreatl *alae first made. SW yards of it weighed one Bound. Mince it .is No. 1. A poune dant ening, twice that auinlier of yards is No :, and so on. A colaan le•'+ init. for writing upon postal cards, eft., le mud by ns6xin eigether water and eulphnrie mad, the writing lea cominer permanently i+lisle when heated, "Fifty yame;I a," says the l)e eke.:rtown (N.J.) in+le'g,'udenr. • lesirlg every town in this l:sr.e-I-et county abounded in di til- leries. N*':irly all have naw d' appeared. Brittle; nmlle of pheeter of parlsanti cork are now used in the von'truetion of powder mills. In ease of exI b -tun they offer slight resistance and are broken to atom,. There never was, unci never will be, a nnivereai panacea, in one remedy, for all ills to which flesh is n t ire the very newere of many curatives l,euif.; emit that were the germ, of other and differently seated diseases rooted in the system of the patient—what would relieve one i11 in turn would aggravate the other. We have, however, in Quinine Wine, when obtain=able in a s,.nnd unadulterated state, a remedy for malty and grevlous ills. By its gradual olid judicious use, the frailest systems are lot into convalescence and strength, by the :nllnencewbich Qui- nine exerts ou Nature• ti awn restoratives. Itreiieves the droop)..:; spirits of those with whom a chronic a.ite of morbid des- pondency and lack of interest in life is a disease, and, by traulltuiiznig the nerves, disposes to sound au:, refreshing sleep— imparts vigor to the aetion of the blood, which, being stimulate d, courses through- out the veins, strengt eenig the healthy animal functions of tee system, thereby making activity a necessary result, strengthening the fratne, and giving life to the digestive organs, which naturally demand increased stiletauce—result, im- proved appetite. Norti,rop Be Lyman of Toronto, have given to tine public their superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the °pinion of scientists, this wine approaches nearest perfection of any in the market. All aruggists sell it. fully r*red Mere:disinter of 'Troy celebrated his 10t+h birthday cin Monday. Senor Polo Y. Bernaha has 1'een gaze,•• Ceti Spaeieh Minister :it Washington. ir. George P. Grabens, editor of the Breen—villa Recorder, has been elected Urnnd Master'ilotk:uaau of the A.O,U.1`;. by ace lunation, In t. Mar; 'S Cathedral, Kingston, Viearaleneral Nelly referred to the criti sal condition et Arehbiehojl Cleary, and a'Led the prayers of the faithful for his re:' very. .lames fe. Somerville. chief clerle of the Queen's Hotel, Mt:areal, formerly of the Iti inlleor, has been granted an absolute divorce from his wife Mina, Lo Goldsmith of Saratoga. THE DEAD. Levi Willson, a well•b`nown resident of Dutton, Is dead. Mr. T. A. Gamble. ex -Reeve. of .a . sini. bola. i dead of apoplexy. :Mss Frances 'Willard, President . of the World's w-t].T.'tl., is dead. Wesley T. Orr, for several years mayor of Calgary, is dead after several menthe' illness. Charles Davidson, late secretary-treat- urer of the 'Wellington Mutual Fire Incur- snee Cowpony, died in Guelph last week. {;The Canadian Temperance League held a memorial service on Sunday in com- memoration of the death of Prances Will- ard. :air James Stansfield, who bas held the offices of Lord of the Admiralty, Under Secretary for India and Lord of the Treasury, is dead at London. THE FIRE rECOitD. The losses by the Morden fire will ag- gregato about $10,000. A plague hospital at Bombay was de- stroyed by fire. Twelve European and 84 native patients were saved. The Ontario Bolling Mills in Hamil- ton which were burned down recently, will be rebuilt immediately. A deputation from London recently waited on Mr. Doherty, *whose organ fac- tory was burnt out in Clinton. The Stratford Council has decided to replace the old city ball building, which was destroyed by fire, by a structure capable of seating 500 or 600 people. litinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria, To Prepare White velvet Sherbert. Use the juice of six lemons and the thinly shaved peel of two soaked in the juice half an hour. Strain the juice and said enough sugar to make a thick batter. It usually requires about a cupful to eaoh lemon. Add three pints of milk and tarn at once into a freezer packed with three parts of broken ice and one part rock salt. Turn slowly at first, and when it begins to thicken. turn rapidly until stiff. Add more ice and salt and let it stand for at least two hours before serving. There is nathieg so far to confirm the suspieioa that the Maine disaster was, not the result of an aeoident. It has been decided to refuse the request of tbe Spn- ish authorities for percussion to join the United States ii the investigation. If it should appear that there was tout plane the temper of Congress would favor ark appropriation for two new man -:of -war,, but otherwise the feeling; is teat it is use- less to spend money on ships that are liable to blow up at a orittealstage of the gauge, easnALTIES. The river is badly jammed, atTwe hash Island near Brantford. Loral Salisbury, had a narrow escape from death .or injury while driving the other day, Adam Kilner, an inmate of the House of Refuge at Berlin, roceivedfatal injuries ill falling down the stairs, Charles ?. ewunan,jt^., of Niagara Fella Ont., was one of the marines on the ill fated United State., battleship ]lfaine. A frightened horse dashed through a plate glass window at hfadtsou avenue and Forty-third street, New York, cans - +s a loss of $2e0. James Gruicksliank, aged 54, wasp suffocated in n room on Lombard street, Toronto, by smoke from a small fire in tbo adjoining premises. The steamer Queen, arrived at Nanai.- Mo, B.O., oonfirms the reported loss of the steamer Clara Nevada in Berner Bay, fund the death of 45 persons. The body of Ensign Brecttegridge, wlio was washed overboard from the torts boat Cushing, has arrived at New Yea , and will be forwarded to Eeutuel y. tl, twelve•yearold girl named ,Annie Holiday fell dowestaire some six years ago and is now dying of paralysis in lanlilte)n as a result of the accident, Bdward Marshall, one of the tujured is the London disaster, has reoovered aufli- ciently to be removed from the hospital, but bas not got the use of bis right amid or the hearing of his right eAr. I1:rvi.ASSXVI D. Iamiltou teachers lime held their au- nual convention, The London Collegiate is asking $10,- 000 for additions to thebuildfng, The Grand Council of the Royal Tem - piers will meet in Stratford next Tear, The St. Thomas Omuta) are taking *Atkin til scour° plana for the new cit, hall. Citizens of London. are becoming urn< easy about the 'retainability of the now sewer system working well. The ice supply In London is so short that the law against tenths it from the Coves will piety be removed. A large crowd of citizens were up in Hamilton police eourt charged with in- fringement of the snow bylaw and fined. The directors of the Winnipeg General Hospital barn decided to call for tenders for a jubilee adtlittom suillofeatTunds none being promised. A deputation will go front St. Thomas to Ottawa to oppose the legislation which the 13e11 Telephone Company aro evoking in order to raise their ratee. The U,Tnitetl States secret service bas discovered a DOW counterfeit $10 National Bank note. It is on the Hibernia _he'ational 13ank of New Orleans, series 1592. All the properties and scenery of half a dozen plays, belonging to Sir Henry Irving, have been destroyed by a fire in the archway under the London, Chatham and Dover railroad, near the Ludgate Hill station, which was used as a store- house for the scenery of tbe Lyceum Theatre. THE KLONDIS.E. A chamber of mines has been estab lashed in Vancouver, The Bank of Commerce will establish. an aeency in Dawson City. A. proposal to exclude Japanese from Yukon was defeated in the Senate. Another Klondike party of eight starts from Hamilton next month. A number of men, with supplies, were shipped from Vancouver to work on the Stikine-Teslin railway. The attitude of the United States, Sen- ate regarding Yukon trade was discussed in the House of Commons. No change will be made in the system: of issuing free miners' licenses in British Columbia or the Yukon by wbicb,miuers starting from Seattle will getlicenses ab Tagish. The chairmen of the Board of Steam- boat Inspeotors goes to British Columbia to see tbat the law is strictly enforced, with regard to the safety of vessels carry- ing passengers and freight to Alasita. FOB MEN OF "'VAir. The Saturday Review reports that the Chinese loan will be made by Great Bri- tain, and that the preliminary contract bas actually been signed. It was stated in the British House of Commons yesterday that Germany had expressed her willingness that Chief Ma taafa should return to Samoa, if the Milted States aed. England were agree- able. Two French expeditions are advancing toward Sokoto,: the capitalof the Sultan- ate of Sokoto, in the extreme north of the Hausa 5t, ates and six French officers ; YI Il myth a force of 200 men havearrived fit Argungu and Tagga. e A PLAGUE QF THE NIGHT. Itchl*E Filer, :and Other iteetal Troubl.I. Easily Cored by a Safe lifethod—A R. markable Number of Cures 11iad.. by Trash's 31ag,tetic Ointment. About one person in every four suffers from some form of rectal diseaee. The most oonitnon rind .annoying is netting piles, indicatee by warmth, slight wois- turf and inteuse uncontrollable itebing in. the parts affected, The usual treatment hasbeen some simple ofutntent or salve, which some, times gives temporary rellef, bila nothing like a permanent cure can be expected from such superficial treatment. The euly permanent cure for itching, piles yet discovered is Trash's Magnetite (Hutment, nos Duly for itching piles, but for every other forth of piles, blind, bleed- ing or protruding. The first application gives instant relief and the continued use for short time causes a perineum; . re- moval of the tumors or the small para- sites which cause the inteuse itching and discomfort of itching piles Many physicians fora long time sup - Posed thee the remarkable relief afforded by Trask a Xagueria Oiuttnent was be- cause it was supposed to mutate cocaine, oplain or similar drugs, but such is not the case, A recent careful analysisof the remedy Showed is to be absolutely free from any Cocaine, opium or in fact any poisonous, injurious drugs tihatever. Por sibs reason Trask% alagnetie Oint- ment is probably the only pile cure exten- sively recommended by physicians. be- cause it is so sefe, so prompt in thli relief afforded aero far as known the outs- poste five urs for piles except at, enrr teal epete alien. If suffering from may feria of piles ask your drn:;giss for s 33e, or 40e, package at Trash's Magnetic Alntn-tent and try it to, night. k`RANOIS I A,HIsE, lz7 Bay street, Termite, Dr. Schenck, the discoverer of sex oleo - tion, bas sola- the German rights to hie system for $10,000. Thu plan will bo made publlo as soon as the British and Ameri- can rights are disposed of. Tbo Bell Telephone Company's agree- ment with London expires sleet Tune. It is understood that after its expiration a strong company, backed by American capital, will enter the field. ogxuas ANI) Cr 1gtIAi1L5, Officials of the Farmers' Loan and Savings Company will bo prosecuted for fraud. General Pellieux, a witness, made an impassioned speech to the jury in the Zola. case. C. M. Foley, the lawyer, charged at Paris with fraud, wv:ts sons to jail because he could not furnish necessary bail Charles Lutz, the Toronto bicycle thief and banknote raiser, bas been sent to the Kingston penitentiary for six years. Donald Leitch of Leamington, Ont., has been sentenced to fifteen days in gaol for disposing of his military uniform in Detroit. Byron Harrison and Philip Roller are under arrest at Picton charged with cans- ing the death of Henry Haight by driv- ing over him. Highwaymen robbed the mail carrier who carries mails between Oil Springs, Ont., and Eddy Mills. They took the mail bag and contents. Judge Gary of Chicago has denied the motion for a new trial in Luetgert's ease and sentenced him to life. imprisonment. An appeal will be taken to the State Su- preme Court. Court Parker, a young man who has been wanted in St. Thomas for some for stealing some bathing suits at Stanley, returned from Detroit on Thurs- day and was arrested. Could Only Turn His Collar. Eli Green was exceedingly bashful and resorted to all sorts of expedients to avoid the girls. On the rare occasions when his another bad company be was careful to let his work take aim to some remote part of the farm. But on his twenty-first birthday he determined to assert his monhood becom- ingly and he went to the house of an uncle in the next county and spent an entire week. When he :returned, his mo- ther asked eine if he had enjoyed him- self. "Waal, I dunno," he answeredrefieo- lively. "1 didn't s'pose Uncle Jason 'd have comp'ny, but there he was, with a house chock full o' city gals, a laughin' an' raoin' an' a•makdn'.=alike 1 was a .$ine: beau. The wust out was they changed *heir clothes five or six times a day, an' t ootId only turn my collar. Coursethere was slaws of loo Dream an tam's,-lanteI guess, tape it up one side an' down t'other, I'm willing' to git back,"—De- Volt free Press. time Port A young woman in St. Thomas arrived, home recently one evening with her face badly injured. She remembers nothing of what happened on the evening. It is thought she must have been drugged and the authorities are investigating. Gratitude and Generosity. Whenever I find a great deal of grati- tude in a poor man, I take it for grant- ed there would be as ranch generosity if he were a rich man. -Pope. Ifow to lsnsur0 Sleep, The Sleeping room abound. be airy and cool, Aet;er for adult ne'l'sons reaeblug a higher temporaturethan oodegrees,thougll. young ebiidren need greater warmth. The head should never be under the sheets, but exposed and cool, The feet should be kept warm by a little extra clothing at tbe foot. With a beefy Bleeper there should be n. a tbiek curtain%, but with a light sleeper curtaius are essential, as sunlight playa n the Optic. nerve and rouses tbatatten. TPA 'widen it is kine ono object of tbe sleeper to keep ita suspended auinlatiou. The bed should never bo between the fire- place and the door, as it eatohes the drafts Wel is more dangerous and more easy to contract a chill in bed than in the day luge, the specially chilly period being about 3 a.m. A Good Address. Ofttimes a good address carries with It infinitely greater. ' weight than the a)undest logic or the loftiest eloquence. •-Univorsaliat. Unequnited--fir, Thos. Brunt, Tyend lura; a, Ont., writes:—"I have to thank you for recommending Ar. Timms* Ecleetrlc 011 for bleeding piles. I was troubled with them for nearly fifteen years, and tried almost everything l: could bear or thick of. Some of them would give me temporary relief, but none would effect a cure. I have now been fres from the distreshng complaint for nearly eiglatcea mouths. I bopo you will continue to recommend it." To 3ialte n Delicious al:ustl. Cover a soup bone with cold water and Cook until the _male is thoroufibiy done. Remove the meat and skim off the fat, To a pint of tbe liquor add three ouptnls of water, a cupful of the chopped pleat and a teaspoonful of salt. Bring to boil and thicken with cornmeal, as for mush. Let it boil three flours, then turn into a mold. In the morning slice anti fry in the fat that was removed fr•'n the ...ate. A greater quantity can be made at r :.t- time of year, as it will keep several days and may be fried at pleasure. Thoue Who Suffer. If we suffer wrongly, why should we. add to our suffering by giving heed to the suggestions of ratan or allow our- selves to lose confidence in our fellow men. All are not base. The psalmist said, "In my haste 1 said all men are liars," but for us to harbor such a thought is to cut us off from the fel- lowship of our brethren, to look with distrust upon all their actions and in- terpret their every act as an intention to do ns harm when , really no harm is meant. Trust not to your own under- standing: A good roan's steps are order- ed by the Lord. If we suffer with Him, ,we shall also reign with Him.—Phila- delphia Methodist. Miiiard's Liniment Cuv ^olds, etc: Disturbing Thought. In a dreamy, abstracted manner Pyg- 'nation picked up arobe and threw it over the lovely figure in which the warm blood bad scarcely more than begun to pulsate. "What is it, my master?" asked Galatea. "lives thinking," replied the sculptor, rousing himself from his reverie, "what a frost you would have got if I had offered to set you up in the Boston library." Pres and easy expo toration immed- iately relieves and frees the throat and lungs from viscid phlegm, and a medicine that promotes this is the best medicine to use for coughs; colds, inflammation of the lungs and all affections of the throat and obese. This is precisely what Sickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup is a specific for, and wherever used it has given unbound- ed satisfaction. Children like it because it is pleasant, adults like it because it re- lieves and cures the disease. Perfectly safe. Mamma—I don't like the ideanf tbat young Harris hanging around. Jenny so much. He hasn't a cent except his little salter- Papa—You needn't worry. They are both too busy talking about bicycles to have any time for love -making. Lost Opportunities. We cannot explain how heaven can be ,.a place of perfect happiness with any re- grets in the memory, but surely there must be . regrets for lost opportunities of loving, giving and serving . when we thoughtlessly indulged our ease. Dyspepsia or Indigestion is occasioned by the. want of action in the biliary ducts, loss of vitality in ties stomach to secret the gastric juices, without which digestion cannot go on ; also, being t.ie principal cause of Headache. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills taken before going to bed, for a wbile, never fail to give relief and effect a cure. Mr.. P. W. Ashdown, Ashdown, Ont., writes Ferree] ee's Pills are taking the lead against ten other makes which I have in stock." A SUCCESSFUL EVANGELIST. Rev. W. A. Dunned, a tan Whose Good Work Is Widely Known. He Relates Events in His Career of General Interest—For Years He Suffered from Heart Trouble and Frequently from Collapse. --On One occasion Five Doctors Were in, Attendance—He Is Now Freed from His Old Enemy, and Enjoys the Blessing of Good Health. Itie'V , W. .A. DUNi BTT. grogational ohurcb, at Menohester, N.H. live doctors had arrived and were in ate tondance before he regained consoione- ness. In all these cities and towns the newspapers freely mentioned bis affliction at the time. Mr. I)ttnnett said he had consulted many pbysleians, though he said, to be entirely fair, he bad never been any great length of time undertreatment by any one doctor because of his itinerant: mode of life. In the early part of the summer of 1593, while in Brookvflle as - slating the pastor of the Wall street Metho- dist church in evan elistio services, he' was speaking of his trouble to a friend. who urged him to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and next day presented him with a dozen boxes. "I took the pills" said Mr. Dunnett, "and. I declare to you Tama well man to -day. X used to worry a groat deal over the pain about my heart, but that is all done now, and I feel like a new man." All this the reverend gentleman told in es simple conversational way, and when it was suggested that he let it be known, bz rather demurred, because, as he put it, "1 ani almost afraid to say I am cured, and yet there is no man enjoying better health. to -day than Ido." At that time, at Mr. Dnnnott's request, his statement was only published locally, but now writing under the date of Jan. 21st, from Fitchburg, Mass., where he has. been conducting a very successful series of evangelistic meetings, he says;—"I had held back from writing Iu regard to my health, not because I had forgotten, but because it seemed too good to be true that the old time pain had gone. I cannot say whether it will ever return, but I can cer- tainly say it has not troubled me for months, and I am in better health than I have been for years. 1 have gained in flesh, hence in weight. I would prefer not to say anything about my appetite; like. the poor, it is ever with me. Yes, I attrie bute my 'good health to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and you have my consent to use the fact." Front the Smith's Falls Rocarti. Throughout Canada, from the western boundary of Ontario to the Atlantic Ocean, there is no name more widely known in temperance and evangelistic work than that of rho Rev. W. 4, Dunnett. Mr, Dunnett inns been the GrandVice-Couneil- lor of Ontario and Quebec in the Royal Templars, and so popular is be among the members of the order that in Montreal there is a Royal Tempters council named "Dunnett Council" in his honer. For more than 'ten years Mr. Dunnett has been going from place to place pursuing his good work, sometimes assisting resi- dent ministers, sometimes conducting a series of gospel temperance meetings In- dependently, but always laboring for the good of his fellows. While in Smith's Falls a few months ago in connection with his work he dropped into the Record office for a little visit with the editor. During the conversation the Record ven- tured to remark that his duties entailed an enormous amount of hard work- To this Mr. Dunnett assented, but added tbat in his present physical condition he was equal to any amount of hard work. But it "vas not always so. he said, and then he, gave the writer the following little per- sonal history, with permission to make it public. He said that for the past thirteen years he had been greatly troubled with a pain in the region of his heart, fromwhich he was unable to get any relief. At times it was a dull, heavy pain, at others sharp and severe. Oftentimes it rendered him unfit for his engagements, and at all times it made it difficult to move. His trouble was always visible to the public and fre- quentlywhen conducting service he would give out and doctors had to be called in to attend him. This occurred to him in the Yonge street church, Toronto; the Baptist church, Woodstock, N.B.; the Methodist church, Carleton Place, Ont. On another occasion, while preaching to an audience of 2,500 people in the Franklin street Oen- Sufficient Memory. . Mrs. Bowers—I do wish you would go to church with me occasionally. How are people to know that'1 am married if they never see you with met Mr. Bowers—Easily! Take the children with you. Probably. She—She, do you love mef $e—I reokon. She—What on—my money! Politicians may bury the hatchet, but they are verylikely to leave a tombstone to •identify the spot where it may be dug cep again. Too Spry. "Jiuks is the meanest man on earth." „Whye, "I told him a good story on the wayout to a dinner, and when we got there he worked it off before T had a chance." Port. Mulgrave, June 5, X897. C. C. RICHARDS & CO. Dear Sirs,-MINARD'S LINI- MENT is my remedy for colds, etc. It is the best liniment I have ever used. MRS. JOSIAH HART. The Oyster's Memory. Oysters, after they .have been brought` away from the sea, know by instinct the exact hour the tide is rising and approach ing their beds, and so, of theirown accord, open their shells to receive their food from the sea, as if they were still at home., Kinard's'Liniment Cures Garget in Cows. A'Four Years' Sleep. "How long does the Vice -President hold office, cep" • One-fifth as long u Rip Van Winkle did." Poor Grindstone. The minister, with his little son,Charles was calling on an old parishioner, who poured her troubles into his sympathizing ear, ending . with the remark, "I've had my nose held to the grindstone for thirty years." , Charlie, who had been looking intently at the old lady, instantly remarked, "Well, it hasn't worn the mole on the end of it - off yet."—Harper's Bazar. Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the'- diseased portions of the ear. There Is only one• way to cure Deafness, and thatis by constitu- tional remedies.'. Deafness Is caused by an in- flamed condition of the mucous lining of the• Eustachian Tube. When this tube getsin- famed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it entirely elosedDeafnesa is the result and unless • the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its nor- mal condition, hearing evill be 'destroyed for- ever ;;nine eases out of ten are Caused by ,catarrh whieh is nothing but an inflamed Con •dition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any • tease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can-• notCUrea by Haws Catarrh Cure. Send foe - ,circulars, � P. 3 ilHENEY'& Co., Toledo, O. Sby old Druggists, 7t + -now :to Hang 11irrors,. . Do not hang them in the sun, as it spoils - the quicksilver and causes the glass to pre- sent a broken surface. Mirrors must 'else - not -lie hung', where heat can strike toe :nearly upon them, or the same trouble will., eccur. For this reason one must be carr- ful not to turn a gas jet too, near them.