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THE EXETER ADVOCATE
R$1.)•1aYs 1,1,11... 14$. 'eaea.
no inted neweeraptin
It is a leret licad tea^ lozows no turniug
'When a pretty girl peva, a
szurial m.0eonvennients e, weinaa'a
prett‘.' teeth. bilt at man makes her
la• ugh.
The belle the ehoir often brings more )
young men to etherele "hate the bell in the I
iteeple.
The man with plenty of push is usuallY
meeccassfea, but he isn'e in it evith the man
w im has a pulL
Mouey talks. Pers that s why the-
a woraan's heaa ou the silver dollar.
Age xuay not be gam:lolls, but it is sure
to tell on a woman In the course of time.
The city sidewalks are used by pedes-
trians, but the crab itee a side -walk a 1110
awn.
A max always tries to follow the straight
tied narrow pada when it genies to ling
o woman Is ever really angry if a man,
trtes to bass her, but earn° of them make
pretty big bluff a tlukes.
To melte friends of Melt put money in
taeleauesa To woke- friends of lemon
show ehera how to beeotue more beautiftel.
--Cbieago News.
SIIttere With nig selerlee.
At the top or the tichalaitio profession
are the head mastereo the great Public
*deeds. Some of these draw it:comes ale
Mose equal to those of judges or bishops,
'rim be. master at Eaten get e anollt
£4.500 a year. T -lie heed =Star at Harrow
gets a salary of e1,500, plus the preats of
a bonding bowie of ail boys at 490 emit,
gross -17,200. The total income of the
bead master of Charterhouse is about
46,042 1gs.
Rugby may be classed with lIarrow as
a payiate schooL Winchester is not I*
good. A house master at Eton has 40
boy8—al11 for board, and £21 each papilt
if the master is a classical man awl not
oaly a dame" ; gros% £4,440. As.sistaut
nlaSters at 14 -ton get 4300 tor the fire; two
yew's; afterward tbe fees briug the:mm=1i
Up to an average of about iS00—Strand
Me:seethe.
hire. Celeste Cuaa, .$,) amuse, N. Y.,
writes "For years 1 eonia not eat many
kinds or roita without produciag a burn -
ng pain :a my stomach. I
tookelaartnelee'e Mae maiareling to (lane -
dens under the of 'Dyspepsia or In-
digestion.' Oe box entirely cured me. I
can now eat anything 1 ("loose, without
distressing me iu the tape." These PIUS
do not elause path or grieinge aud should
be useti when a cat hall le le, required,
Cause of Worry.
Mrs. T.—I an worried because my hus-
band is keeping amiet la lig from me. and.
X don't know what it
Mrs. 6.—My huseand, too, is keeping
something from me, and I ain worried be -
wise 1 nnow 'elm a is.
Mrs. T.—Indeed! What is It?
Mrs. is Mt Moy.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff,
In the Dar'wer Shop.
"Who was that man who chuckled so in
your chair," Jaekson
" Dat's de feller dat writes de funny
things in de Daily Wheezer."
"What was he elm ekling about?"
"I was slatyin' hie neck, Ana, an' all of
a sudden he called. me *a hot barber.'"
"What did he call you that or?"f
He said I had -come to a boil."
Can Recommend 1 ;.--Ir. Enos Born -
berry, Tuscarora, wra e -,z "I am pleased
o say that Dr. Thom aa Eclectrie Oil is -
all that you claim it to be, as we have
been using it for years, both internally
and externally, and. have always received
benefit from its use. It is our family
medicine, and I take great pleasure in
recommending it."
Going Back to Original Principles.
"George is in Cincinnati, you know.
hada letter from hizu to -day."
" What does he say about that accident
in the play -house?"
"Be says the people down there have
wisely determined to keep out of theaters
liereafter and stick to the beer halls."
Not a safe Companion.
"I'll not go hunting agaitt with job -
stock."
"Isn't he careful with firearms ?"
Worse than that. He has the biggest
etook of old stories of any man in town.'"
If a man could jumpas far, in propor-
tion to his size and weight, as a flee, he
could at a single leap pass from St. Louis
to Chicago.
Little Sins.
768501 will sink whether flied with
heavy stones or with sand. Fine grains
of sand will bury travelers in the desert.
Fine flakes of snow, so light that they
seera to bang in the air and scarce to fall,
w ill., if they gather over the sleepy way-
farer, extinguish life; if they drift, they
will bury whole houses and their dwell -
era Fine delicate sibs, as aeople think
them, will chill the soul and take away
its life.—E. B. Puny, D. D.
Its tise Discovered. ,
"What is the use of the vermiform ap-
pendixr asked. the teacher of the class in
physiology,
'The vermiform appendix,'' promptly
answered Tommy Tuelter, "is useful to
keep things out of."--Cidego 'Tribune,
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Just Try It.
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. If you would know the vast unknown,
It el sed bat to your lot befall
,
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. To meet and talk an hour with
•The man who thinks'be knows it all.
—kiehmond Dispatch.
Ileasotiable objection.
"FleppertOn says he won't inarry any
one but a widow."
DOINGS OF THE WEEK
ITEMS OF INTEREST FROM AROUND
THE WORLD
teeenea, leasictuatea and reeeerveal.
Fitley Vavagraplie eor the Perusal, of
leraetleae neopte Rereanal, Folitiesd
end l`rodtahle.
feae.ITleatanCeefiania
The lirst session of ebe new Padiameat
of Nova Secede was, openea Tleureday.
The speedi from the eiwone spoice of the -
Tem:a,prosperity and referred te the Met •
that the 0114114 of eeal Wati the largeso in
the history of. the province, 1ou. E. A,
Inwreuee, t'olebestereves re-eleeted
Speaker of the Aeseinialy.
THE WEAT111.0A.
At Malone, .N.Y., Thursdayy the ther-
naaneeer registered 25 degreee below zero.
At Hellen% the reading NVUS 34
below.
The Weather in Constentinople is
.storne.v, acoonmanied by a heavy fall of
snow. There leave been =Any wrects in
the Meet Sen.
HAILIWAH at,VatuIANGS.
Mr. T. White, C.E.. of St. Thoroas. has
been appointed thief engineer .of amen:ace
non of tbe uw 1. atoll Railway anti with
leave at once for the scene of bislabors.
Mr.. Kavaaegh ofSarzatogo* will ham -
duce in the State Assembly at eallemy a •
biU te compel railroads to sell 1,000etille
tiekete at ee a utile, good on all =Meade
la the Stem.
TUE nAUteir. Welenee.
Owing to the bread riets in Italy it bus
been ilia:idea to cell ottO one class of the
re.sqrves.
Six of the large woolen mins of Al -
moiety, Ont., bane resumed operations
after nearly two years' idleness.
There is a aril:0 on at the Aliment°
woolen mills. Abone a00 employes have
quit, niost of whom aro women and girls
Ana it is thought probable tbaz the strak
ers will lumber 1,000 before the week is
out.
TU AGIticulaultAL WOULD,
In Chicago Wednesday January wheat
sold. at al,
It is said Italy will have to import 40,-
009,000 bushels of wheat before the next
harvest.
Thera were over 1,000 entries at the
Hamilton poultry show last week, tite
biggest affair of the sore ever held in the
town.
SUICIDES.
Mary MeAr; bur of Broekville took Paris
green Monday end died yesterday.
Captain George R. doss, editor and
proprietor of tbe Chester Counra Demo-
crat at Westchester, .Pb.., committed sui-
cide by inhaling Illuminating gas. Before
ldlUng hiantelf be wrote the, following
nom: "'Standing Olt the brink of eternity,
I ask the forgiveness of all as I forgive
all. No flowers, no funeral. Good-bye.
God bless you,"
'mum aesee COALSIERCE.
Bradstreet's weekly review of trade says
the situation in Canada bas improved
since snow fell, and the outlook is good.
The British American Coal Company
bas been incorporated with a capital
of $100,000, It theludes tunongst the in-
corporators Clarkson, Jones, Frederick
Wyld, W. T. Jennings, N. R. Brock,
John Fled, S. F. Maclairaton, J. G.
Jones and others of Tercet° and D. 0,
Mann of Montreal:
TEfill EIRE =COBB.
11r. Washburn's residence at latisley
was damaged $800, and the contents
about $4.00, by fire on Saturday.
F. M. Hawley's stationery store at Co-
bourg was gutted by Ere between 9 and
10 o'clock Sunday night.
Burns & Co.'s boot and shoe store and
contents, at Whitby, were all destroyed
by fire early Sunday morning. Insurance,
$700 on building; on stock, $1,000,
The large inclosecl pavilion in Prospect
Park at Niagara Falls, N.Y., was laureled
to the ground early yesterday morning.
Loss $2,500. Tramps are blamed.
THE KLONDIKE.
Letters will be carried from Vancouver
to Dawson City for the modese price of
$3ner half ounce.
Two steamers which left Vancouver on
Tuesday for the Klondike were loaded to
their full capacity with passengers a.nd
supplies.
The London, Ont., Foundry Company
shipped fifty dozen wheelbarrows to Van-
couver, B.C., on Friday for the Klondike
trade.
A party of miners from the Transvaal
left Montreal Sunday by the C.P.R. en
route for Klondike. Several thousand are
expected to follow them in the spring.
POLITICs—FORVIGN.
President Dole of Hawaii has arxived
In Washingtou.
Joseph 0. Carter of Honolulu, an op-
ponent of ant °xenon, has arrived in
Washington. lie i the business adviser
of ex -Queen Li1iou k dani, as well as u
friend on whose loyalty she can depend
absolutely. .
Mr. Teller's resolution providing for
payment of Government bonds in silver
dollars coined in the United States, at
the option of the Oovemment, passed the
Senate by 47 to 3e. It is claimed those
Who voted for the resolution have not
necessarily committed themselves to free
coinage of silver. ,
• You imEN oir WAR.
A despatch from Sebastopol says it is
=named -there that a portion of the Rus-
sian Black Sea fleet will be despatched
to China.
The Russian fleet at Port Arthur is
helpless for want of coal, japanese con-
tractors, who were to supply fuel, h tying
defaulted.
Ituesia ie anxious to seOure cernmumcu-
tion between her northern coast and
Siberia, and will try to estalbIsh a water
route across the Arctic Sea.
Th e Stigma° War Council of Spain
will see bence Lieut. -General Weyler to
two months' imprisonenent, but the pay-
eenineut will grant him a pardon.
• uNCLASSIFIED.
According to the official report, there
have been 884 deaths front the plague in
"I hope he Won't Ina/TY Inill°•""M" An Order -in -Council has been passed,
Bombay during the past week.
dianapolis Journal.
Love and Lovers.
Love is indeed t paradox.
Lovers? As to these,
Some think they are a pair of clacks
ci And some a pair a geese!
authorizing the issue of modus vivendi
licenses to American fishing vessels in
the waters of the Atlantic, as has been in
vogue for the last ten years.
A despatch from Kingston says all the
claims against the steamer Rosedale have
been paid by vhe unaerwrithre, mud to
Kingstou Foundry sod Locemotive Works
have been asked ter tenners to repair the
boat.
eeri Ottawa despateh says the "Standa
tled
Iereautile Agenca of Toronto is being
sued on behalf of Meriou Ecclee Of AI
lactate for MOOG damages for libelin
publislaiag Mr, Eceleef name in a list of
dellne,uent debtors.
A. London,
Vag., editor has been lined
-£20 for offering 41200 for a correet esd
mate of the Member of births aud deaths
in London eaeh week. Te had been mak-
bag money fast by the fake, but the lot -
tet? Jaw was invoked two, he was arreseen
and convicted,
CRIBB A.ND CRI ALS,
Herr Trojaa, editor of tdd
he Klaer-
adateela of Berlin, has beers senteaced to
two months' imprisonment in a force
for lese nialeste, in eartneaing Erapexer
The Luetgert murder trial at Chicago
is not expo:tea to reach the jury for a
week yet. The prosecution is engaged in
trying to discredit the fieldmice of the
prisoner.
Wyman Cluckstein, a dwarf, had. a
emetplete.whisky plaut in operationin the
heare of New York City. The authorities
"got on to it," and now the dwarf is
under $1.500 bonds to answer a charge of
illicit diszilitng,
Eli Blake. postmaster at Tougawa,
Oklahoma, was Nene-Lela needues-day night
and beaten to death. Blake was a dectoon
of the Baptise Churele end hed been a
leader iu en attempt to drive the salreme
out a T011gaWa. The atteek upon him
followed the :arrest, of four saloonkeepers.
TUJS DelAtr.
Count Ludwig Tina a galigar7 is
aL Jules Emile- Riclabourg, the Frouch
novelist, is dead.
M, Paul Felix Tallatie, the well-known
vete= Fretada actor, is dead,
X, Jules Etnile Peen, the eminent
Frenteli surgeon, le dead at Paris,
John Laird, elle celebrated shipbuilder
of Birkenhead, England, is dead.He was
the builder of the celebrated Confederate
warelaip Alabama, which cost Britain somuch.
Tile Rev. Jacob Kaechele, aged 05,
pastor of the United EvangelicalEnonan-
uel Chureh, is dead in Buffalo. Re pante
to Amerlea in 144., locating in Aleut -
real, Canada, where he remained until
1880.
Charles F. Reed, one of themost prom-
Ineut men In California's history, has
5ust died at Auburn. Cal. He came to
Auburn in 1849, was prominent
ally, and at one time was the wheat king
of California.
PURELY PERSONAL.
Dr. Jameson, the former leader of the
TransaL reiders, has arrived. in London.
laaly Salisien7 Is still very feeble, a
fact whith has an important bearing on
polithed affairs.
s.
Herbert Spencer is in exceediugly feeble
health from an affection of the heart, and
bas removed from London to BrIghton
permanently.
Joseph McKenzie', late Attorney -Gen-
eral, bus taken his seas an the bench of
the Supreme Court of the United. States
as an asset:late justice.
James Frederick Gates, light complex-
ion, inelined to be tall, between 17 and
18 years of age, has been mysteriously
tnissing from his home in Teronto since
the 24th. His mother Is almost dietracted
and will be glad. of news of her son.
The German Emperor Tbursday com-
pleted 39 years of life. and the annivers-
ary of his birth WaS celebrated througle-
out his Empire more generally than
usual. His mother and relatives congrat-
ulated lahn, and. the newspapers, ix !elat-
ing Socialist organs, had kind thing; to
say about him.
THE RELIGIOUS woRLn.
The Pope will celebrate nmss at St.
Peter's Cathedral on Feb. 13, the sixtieth
anniversary of his first mass.
Bier. "Wilson McCann, B.D., rector of
Omemee and Emily, Ont., announced to
his congregation Sunday that in two
weeks he would say farewell to them. He
leaves to prepare for work in the foreign
mission field.
Taylor Presbyterian Church in Mont-
real has called Rev. G. H. Penal of
Thamesford, Ont., to become its pastor.
The vacancy was caused by the appoint-
ment of Rev. T. Bennett, former pastor,
as secretary of the Bible Society.
In Notre Dame Church, Hull, Quebec,
Eugene Campeau and wife on Sunday
raa,de a public apology before a large con-
gregation for having transgressed the
rules of the church in being married. by
a Protestant clergyman of Ottawa.
Principal Grant says his letters on pro-
hibition, printed in the Globe, were writ-.
ten because he felt it his duty to tell his
fellow -Canadians that his observations
were against such a measure. He seems
the insinuations that he wrote for poli-
tical purposes, said he was an advocate of
temperance, and counseled yoang men to
abstinence, whieh was best for all men.
CASUALTIES.
The steamer Pelican of San Fraieciscri
has been given up as lost.
Half a million pooch of naphtha were
burned and several persons lost their lives
during a eonflagratio a at Baku, Russia.
A young girl working in a shoe factory
in St. Rea, Quebec, got her hair caught
in the belting of a revolving wheel Satur-
day afternoon and was completely scalped.
At MillerocheS, Ont., Eugene Cote of
Cornwall was working under a derrick in
the stone quarries, when a stone fell from
the hooks and struck him, crushing his
head and killing him instantly.
The British steamer Darlington, Cap-
• tain Dunhar, lam with cotton, from
Galveston Jen. 20, for Hamburg, went
asboee at Marquesas Key, Florida Mon-
day morning. Her captain and. mate have
arrived at Key West.
The two ecowmen whose scows were
cut adrift by the fated tug J. E. Wal-
lace off Fire Island, N.Y., on Sundae'
night are safe. They were taken off the
scows fifty miles from New York by the
torpedo boat Winslow.
A can of kerosene oil exploded in the
boiler house of the Bonneville cement
mill, at Rosendale, Pa., setting dm to
the inill and storage house Both were
totally destroyed with contents. Loss esti-
mated at $100,000; fully hisured.
Michael Seamen fell froze the fifth
storey of a 12 -storey building in course of
erection in New York, down an elevator
shaft. His 200 -pound body struck a
scaffold at the fourtlee storey, on which
John Hammond and "George McNamara
were working All three fell to the cellar'
sand there is little chance of their recovery
SHATTERED 'NERVES,
The Most Prevalent Trouble ol
the Century.
It Accacice People of Both Sexy* and All
Ages—A Complete Itrealtd.ova Fellows
Veless rr01310 Nerk.541M* for Relief Are
Trneen.
From the :Newmarket Era.
• Probably the MOSt prevalent trouble Oa
this ematinent to -flay is nervous prostrae
tion. How frequently we bear this term
end yet how few appear to realize its full
•deadly import. Nervous prostretiep 1818
be found among people ot all walks In
life, and among children as well as adults,
Among young people it is ofeeu the result
of our higle pressure syetena of education.
Among those of more natture years itmay
be due to the cares of business, Or over-
work, or, worries in the home, Bat wlaat-
ever the cause, the inevitable result is a
breaking down both mentally and Physio -
ally unless prompt measures are tali;en, to
stay the ravages of the disease and restore
the shattered nerve forces to their normal
condition. One such Sufferer who has re-
pined health gives her eXperienCe for the
bericdt of those less fortunete, Miss Falith,
Draper, who residee witb her parents at
Belhaveu, Ont., is n young lady who ja
Very pOpUlar among berefrole ief acquaiatr
anees, and they all rejoice at her restora-
tion to health. To a reporter who cellesi
upon her she gave the following particu-
lars concerning horniness and cure.
know," said the yoeng lady, "how 111 1
was last winter when say friends feared.
that 1 Was gOing into a decline. In the
early part of the winter both father and
mother were attecked with la grippe, and'
bad to look after them as well as attend
to the household' wort. The strain was
more than I could, stand, mad the result
wasI fell ill. The doctor who was called
in said ray trouble was nervous prestrea
Von, and that it would take considerable
time for me to recover, Under his eare
was after a short time able to leave mY
Zeom and go about the house, but my
nerves did not seem to regain their
strefagth. My limbs would twitch as
though 1 had St. Vitus' dance, I was sub-
jeet to headaches, had a very poor appetite
and was so weak that I could scarcely go
about. 1 had been advised to try Ptak
Pills undone day spoketo the doctor about
them, and he said he believed. they would
do me good. I got three boxes, and by the
time 1 had used. them I felt they were help-
ing me and, I got a fUrther supply. BY
the time I had taken six boxes 1 WM feel-
ing stronger mad better than 1 had for
years. All tbe twitobing in my limbs had.
disappeared and my nerves seemed as
strong as ever they had been. 1 still took
the pills for a little while longer to aaalte
certain that the cure was coixtplete, and
sine the clay I discontinued them I bare
not felt the slightest return of the trouble.
I feel that my present excellent health is
due to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and I an
glad to be able to recommend. thenato any"
one whose nerves aro in a sbattered con-
dition."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a. teat)
medicine. By their nes the blood is re-
newed and the nerves made strOng and
vigorous, and in this wey aleiaee et it Qn
from the system. As:. .1.e. it
Dr. Williams' Pink PiLe tat: 1112,Strry
If feeling languid or "out -of -sorts" a box
or two will restore you to vigorous ac-
tivity. Ask for Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
for Pale People and tate nothing else.
Odd Notions.
Faith can remove mountains, but civil
engineers prefer to tunnel. right through.
them.
A clever man can hide the fact that he
isn't wise; but a wise man always exposes
his lack of cleverness,
Indulgent mothers tell a boy to get up
in a tone which encourages him to stay in
bed.
A girl's idea of happiness is to dance
with one man and leave two or three other
men walking the hall floor in jealous rage.
lea
Success which makes a man humble is
success of the finest perfection.
When a man fmds fault with his coffee
his wife safely infers that the batter cakes
are all right. ,
It is bad forin to confide lina,ncial pros-
perity to your family doctor. It affects his
bills.
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Charity often covers a In -altitude of sins
which ought to be covered.
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns etc
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Concerning the Ears.
• The thin angular ear is said to aenote
.bad temper and cruelty.
Small and thin ears usually denote de-
licacy and refinement.
As age increases the ear becomes more
angular and marked.
People with, musical tastes generally
have large and prominent ears.
Abnormally large, thick ears are associ-
ated with a eensual and coarse nature.
• Great philosophers a,nd statesmen have
been noticed th have large and doping
ears.
The ear of the great Napoleon was rather
small, well fornaed, and with a curved
lobe.
The ,Marquis of Salisbury's ear is mas-
sive and well proportioned, mid has a slop-
ing position.
Mr. Gladstone's ear has a curved hang-
ing lobe, lies close to the ear, and has a
eloping position.
It seems possible that the writer of the
above may be one of those individuals
with cars about one fooe in length, mas-
sive, well formed, with upright or occa-
sional sloping, position.
• Starting the New Year. „
How good: it seems to be free from the
^rile tobacco habit again. •
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aieeeeee.
Rheumatic ? ,-
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Unbearable aehino‘b?—Constant pain ?---Stiff joints P—Swolleii joints?
Crippled limbs ?—Are these your symptoms ?—What ha 8 proved a
God -send to Others wil0 have testified that life was a turden until
Trask's Magnetic Ointment was tried. will 'help you :too—acute or
chronic, makes no matter, there's the potent power in/this wonderful
healer that puts failure out of the possible—its applivations are pene-
trating, its effects are immediate, soothing—gives Vea.,ant aud quick
relief, and in its persistent using you:re guaranteed 8 perfeet eui e.
"1 candidly feel that Trask's Magnetite ollitinpat means lit
saving my was troubled with leitts! lamellae eat for tett years,
--it acted like a charm—relieved like magie a :el eartel eempletely."
--Mrs. L. a Pratt, Konantz, FitAxcis U. KAHLE, Tonna( „ At 141
Druggists and :Medicine Dealers. Price 25e.and
Hoped to Gain gaperienee,
He wallealinto the furniture shop with
a nervous air anti tried to look as if be
were quite accustomed to that sort of
thing. Tie gazed about the establishment
18 seareh of something and seemed per-
plexed.
"A nice pair, tbat." observed the sleep -
keeper soothingly. as he saw tlieyOUllf,'"
matt stand still before a couple of ellittilley
ornaments,
"Thai's what all the relattves and neigh -
hors say," said the young Jima, blushing
tlery red. "Bow dul you know about
?"
"Well---er—they always are," stammer-
ed the Proprienne taken abed; "You see."
he oaed, recoveriug himself, 'Inn a mar-
ried man myself."
"Yes—exactly," said the eusenner.
"Perhaps yoa can haat-111N If you 18418
—buy a oredle—I mewl, if it was—more—
than you expected—that is, If they were
more than you expected—do you think --
that one woula do or would one be—too
small for—two, atul ought I to buy one for
each? I shall have more experieuce of
that kiwi of thing us thno goes on of
course."—Pearson's Weekly.
How's This!
We oder 0n 1Tu.lr4 Doliars leeward for
envease of Catarrh tee: comet he ruled by
Hare Catearb Cure.
F. J. CHBNEY & Coe Prem.. Toed°. O.
We the Undersigned, baVe iiietWe F. J. Cheney
tor the last 15 years. and believe Imu perfectly
honorable in all businese traneartione and en-
ancially able to carry out may obligatiou made
by their firm.
Wese Taarx, wholesale Drermists.Toledo,O,
Walnut% Mame; a MARVIN', Wbolesale Drug -
ghats, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Curet,' taken internally, act.
Ing direetly upon the blend awl mucous mu -
faces of the email. Price ric. per battle. Sold
by all Druggists. Testlmonlale free.
Beyomi a Doubt.
"Is it true," eaked an English tourist,
"that all Texas people are illiterate ?"
"Yes," replied the native, "they are at ,
birth."
Any 0' I School,
Mrs. Crimsonbealt—DOes Dr, Goeasy be-
long to the old school;
Mr. Crinesonbealt—Yes; any old school,
I guess,
Mother Graves' Warm Exterminator is
pleasant to take; sure and effectual In
destroying worms, Many have tried it
with best results.
Dear Sirs,- —I have been a great
sufferer from rheumatism, and lately
have been mauled to ray bed. See -
inn. your\ IMARD'S LINIMENT
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advertised, I tried it and got, immed-
iate relief, I itscribe my restoration to
health to the wonderful power of
your medicine.
LEWIS S. BUTLER.
Burin, Nfld.
"Did you ever stop to think of the
enormous amount of money wasted for
drinkesmoking and frivolous dissipation?"
"I have thought of it," said the great
captain of finance. "I have been think-
ing seriously of stopping some of it by
raising the price pf provisions,
Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere,
Where They Get It.
"I wonder why Prof. Waster always
takes such a gloomy view of things. He
is continually talking about the de,gener-
acy of man."
"Oh, that's the way with most of those
Introspective fellows."
Her Ancestral Record.
Several ladies wore boasting of their re-
volutionary ancestry, when one who had
not taken part in the discussion said:
"I can beat you ale"
"Go on."
"One of my ancestors was a Knelt and
another was a Campbell."
Why go limping and whining about
your corns, when a 25 cent bottle of Hello-
way^s Corn Cure will remove them ? GiVe
it a. trial, and you will not regret it.
Away Behind.
"Mrs. Sulloway is not a slave of fashion,
Is she ?"
"She always seems to be dressed in the
latest style."
"But she hasn't any nervous prostration
yeti" '
The great demand for a pleasant, safe
and reliable antidote for all affections of
the throat and lungs is fully met with iu
Bickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup. It is
a purely Vegetable Compound, and acts
promptly and magically in subduing all
coughs, colds, bronchitis, milanamation of
the lungs, etc. It is so f,palatable that a
child will not refuse it, end it is put at a
price that will not excluc a the poor from
Its benefits:
There Are 0 hers.
Jack—I hear nou had a narrow escape
from a grizzly 1nthe mountains this stun-
raer. , ; /
Ella—Yes, indled. ,It was the tightest
squeeze I ever ha. • „
„Jack (putting a is'i arm around her)—
Well that grizzly 'n ,not the only member
of the " press Assoc Won."
The Lord'. Prayer and neutdisna
A curious proof of how teintelOUSly
paganism held its ground for some gene
erations alter tile anajority of the peoples.
had leaenne tabrietiene is found in a
Gaelic version of the Lord's Piuyer, whicb
up to a very reeent period existed in parte
of Cork and Kerry. Inetead ef "Lead us
Pet beta temptation," "No Leig sinn
talraoldheectea was add, meaning "Ale
low as not into Druidism,"—Freemanti
Journa
Out of Sons,—Sympeome. Headaches
loss of appetite, furred tongue, and gen-
eral italispositien. Theee symptoms, in
riegleeted, develop itgo acute disease, it
is a trite saying that an "ounce of proven -
tion is worth is pound of cure," and a.
little attention at this point may save
months of sickness and large doctor bills,
For this complaint take from two to three.
of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills on going te,
hed„ and one or two for three ulgbts ha
succession. end a cure will be effected,
Peeling itis Way,
little hay about live years old, to
tired for anything but sleep, refused Qua
'Ogler to say Ills weavers. Ills uncle, white
was present, rani, "On. Iferry, would Ton
go to sleep without adding CIO to taker
caro of you during tbe night ?"
The little fellow anewered; "1 didn't
sa 'eln lost night; 1 ain't dein to say 'em
teeviglit, and 1 aitt't dein to say 'em to-
morrow night, and Then if within' <IOW*
der me, 1 ain't do/a to ,ety "ent uo mere."
Troy Thai's.
if Ward's Liniment Relieve -s 1ieur41gia4
So "Very Bodo.
not going to that female barber
shop again. There's a deuced rude girl
there. don't you know."
"Whet did she Far:"
"'Why. SIM", looked at my nutetawsh anti
awaked inc if I would have it epongen off'
or rubbed In."
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Brain Trouble.
Mamma—W.6,y don't you study your
lessons as Tommy Smart ;love!
Johnny -1f I studied lilt° Tonuny
Stuart does, I'd be aff:aid of getting bra%
trouble like he bete.
Mamma—Has he 41113,7 brain trouble!
Johnny—Must have! He says he likes
to go to Wu:soli—Piet; Me Up.
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For sale by all leading houses.
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isting
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