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SAFETY FOR CITIES.
REV. DR. TALMAGE PREACHES ON
MUNICIPAL WELFARE.
He Discusses the Cities and Towne of This
Country From a Moral and Religious
Standpoint --Counsel to Those Who Hold
Public Positions.
Washington, July 4. -This sermon of
Dr, Talmage discusses from a moral and
religious standpoint the welfare of all the
towns and cities of our country. His text
is Ezekiel xsvii, 8, "0 thou that art situ-
ate at the entry of the seat"
This is a part of an impassioned apos-
trophe to.the city of Tyre. It was a
"' beautiful city—a majestic pity, At the
east end of the Mediterranean it sat wit]i
one hand beckoning the inland trade and
with the other the commons of foreign
nations. It swung a monstrous boom
across its harbor to shut out foreign
enemies and then swung back that boons
to let in its friends. The air of the desert
was fragrant with the spices brought by
caravans' to her fairs, and ail seas were
cleft into foam by the keels of her laden
merchantmen. Her markets were rich
with horses and mules and camels from
Togarmali; with •upholstery and ebony
and • ivory from Dedan; with emeralds
and agate and coral from Syria; with
wine from Helbon; with finest needle-
work from Ashur . and Chilnaad. Talk
about the splendid staterooms. of your
Cunard and Inman and White Star lines
of international steamers—why, .the
benobes of the staterooms in those Tyrian'
ships were all ivory, and instead of our
er coarse canvas on the mast of the ship
ping, they had the finest linen, quilted
together and inwrought with embroider-
ies almost miraculous for beauty. Its
columns overshadowed all nations. Dis-
tant empires felt its heartbeat. Majestic
city, "situate at the entry of the sea."
But where now is the gleam of her
towers, the roar of her chariots, the
masts of her shipping? Let the fisher-
men who dry their nets on the place
where she once stood, let the sea that
rushes upon the barrenness where she
once challenged the admiration of all
nations let the barbarians who build
their huts on the place where her palaces
glittered, answer the question. Blotted
out forever! She forgot God,and God for-
got her. And while our modern cities
admire her glory let them take warning
at her awful doom.
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officials are faithful to their oaths of
office, if the laws' are promptly exeputed,
if there is vigilance in regard to the out-
branohings of crime, there is the highest
protection for all bargain making.
A merohant may stand in his More acid
say: "Now, I'll have nothing to do with
city politics. I will not sail my hands
with the slush." Nevertheless the most
insignificant trial in the police court will
affect that merchant directly or indirect-
ly. What style of clerk issues the writ?
What style of constable makes the arrest?
What style of attorney issues the plea?
What style of judge charges the jury?
What style of sheriff executes the sent-
ence? These are questions that strike
your counting rooms to the center. You
may not throw it off. In the city of New
York Christian merchants for a great
while said, "We'll have nothing to do
with the management of public affairs,"
and they allowed everything to go at
loose ends until there rolled up in that
city a debt of nearly $120,000.000. The
municipal government became a hissing
and a byword in the whole earth, and
then the Christian merchants saw their
folly, and they went and took possession
of the ballot boxes. I wish all commer-
cial leen to understand that they are not
independent of the moral character of.
the men who rule over them, but must
bo thoroughly, mightily affected by
them.
So also of the educational interests of
a city. Do you know that there are in
this country abort 70,000 colnnion
sohools, and that there are over 8,000,000
pupils, and that the majority of those
sohools and the majority of, those pupils
are in our pities? Now, this groat multi-
tude of children will be affected by the
intelligence or ignorance, the virtue or
the vice of boards of education and
boards of control. There are cities where
educational affairs are settled in the low
caucus in the abandoned parts of the
cities by men full of ignorance and rum.
It ought not to be so, but in many cities
it is so. I hear the tramp of coming gen-
erations. What that 'great multitude of
youth shall be forthis world and the
next will be affected very much by the
character of your public schools. You
had better multiply the moral and religi-
ous influences about the common schools
rather than subtract from them. Instead
of driving the Bible out, you had tietter
drive the Bible further in. May God de-
fend our glorious common school system
and send into rout and confusion all its
sworn enemies.
The First City.
Cain was the founder of the first oity,
and 1 suppose it took after hila in
morals. It is a long while before a city
can get over the character of those who
founded it. Were they criminal exiles,
the filth, and the prisons, and the de-
bauchery are the shadows of such found-
ers. Naw York will not for 200 or 800
years escape from the good influences
of its founders, the pious settlers whoa::
prayers went up from the very streets
where now banks discount, and brokers
shave, and companies declare dividends,
and smugglers swear custom house lies,
and al•ove the roar of the drays and the
crack of the auctioneers' Mallets is heard
the ascription, "We wnrshin thee, 0 thou
almighty dollar!" The church that once
stood on Wall street still throws its bless -
the ships that fold their white wings in
the harbor. Originally men gathered in
cities from necessity. It was to escape
the incendiary's torch or the assassin's
•dagger. Only the very poor lived in the
country, those. who had nothing that
could be stolen or vagabonds who want-
ed to be near their place of business, but
since civilization and religion have made
it safe for hien to live almost anywhere
man congregate in cities because of the
opportunity for rapid gain. Cities are not
necessarily evils, as has sometimes been
argued. '!'hey have been the birthplace
of civilization. In them popular liberty
has lifted up its voice. Witness Genoa
and Pisa and Venice. The entrance of
the representatives of the cities in the
legislatures of Europe was the deathblow
to feudal kingdom. Cities are the pat-
ronizers of art and literature—architec-
ture pointing to its British museum in
London its Royal library in Paris, its
Vatican in Rome. Cities hold the world's
scepter. Africa was Carthage, Greece was
Athens, England is London, France is
Paris, Italy is Rome and the cities in
which God bas cast our lot will yet de-
' nide the destiny of the American people.
At this season of the year I have
thought it might be useful to talk a
little while about the moral responsibility
resting upon the office bearers in all
our cities, a theme as appropriate to
those who are governed as to the gov-
ernors. The moral character of those
who rule a oity has much to do with the
character of the city itself. Men, women
and children are all interested in national
politics. When the great presidential
election comes, every patriot wants to be
found at the ballot box. We are all in-
terested in the discussion of national
finance, national debt, and we read the
laws of congress, and we are wondering
who will sit next in the presidential
chair. Now, that may be all very well—
is very well. But it is high time that we
took some of the attention which we
have been devoting to national affairs
and brought it to the study of municipal
government. This it seems to me now is
the chief, point to be taken. Make the
cities right and the nation will be right.
I have noticed that according to their
opportunities, there has really been more
corruption in municipal governments in
. this country than in the state and na-
tional legislatures. Now, is there no
hope? With the mightiest agent in our
band, the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ,
shall not all our cities be reformed and
purified and redeemed? I believe the day
will come. I am in full syinpathy with
those who are opposed to carrying pail•
tics into religion, but our cities will
never be reformed and purified until we
carry religion into politics. I look over
our cities and I see that all great inter-
ests are to bo affected in the future, as
they have been affected in the past, by
the character of those who in the differ-
ent departments rule over us, and I pro-
pose to classify some of those interests.
- Commercial Rthics.
• In the first place, I remark commercial
ethics are always affected by the moral
or immoral character of those who have
municipal supremacy. Officials that
wink at fraud and that have neither
censure nor arraignment for glittering
dishonesties always weaken the pulse of
commercial honor. Every shop, every
store, every bazaar, every factory inthe
oities feels the - moral character of the
city hall. If in any city there be a dis-
honest mayoralty, or an unprincipled
COM mon council, or a : court susceptible;
to bribes, : in. that city there will be un-
limited license for all kinds of trickery
and sin, while, on the other hand, if
these mon. Every man likes to be prayed
for. Do you know how Dr. Norman
McLeod became the Queen's chaplain? It
was by a warm hearted prayer in the
Scotoh kirk,in behalf of the royal family,
one Sabbath when the queen and her son
were present incognito.
The Police.
Yes, go further, my friends, and pray
for your police. Their perils and tempta-
tions are'best known to themselves. They
hold the order and peace of your cities in
their grasp. But for their intervention
you would not be safe for an hour. They
inust face the storm, They must rush in
where it seems to them almost instant
death. They must put the hand of arrest
on the armed maniac and corner the
murderer. They must refuse large re-
wards for withdrawing complaints. They
must unravel, intricate plots and trace
dark labyrinths of prime and develop
suspicions into certainties. They moat
be cool while others are frantic. They
must be vigilant while others are som-
nolent, impersonating the very villainy
they want to seize. In the police forces
of our great cities are to -day men of as
thorough character as that of the old
detective of New York, addressed to
whom there camp letters from London
asking for help ten years after he was
dead—letters addressed to "Jacob Hayes,
High Constable of New York." Your
police need your appreciation, your °sym-
pathy, your gratitude and. above all,
your prayers. Yea, I want you to go fur-
ther and pray every day for prison in-
spectors and jailkeepers, work awful and
beneficent. Rough men, cruel men, im-
patient men, are not fit for those places,
They have under their Dare nen who
were once as good as you, but they got
tripped up. Bad company or strong drink
or strange conjunction of circumstances
flung them headlong, Go down that pri-
son corridor and ask them how they got
in and about their families and what
their early prospects in life were, and
you will find that they are very much
like yourself, except in this, that God
kept you while he did not restrain them,
Just one false step made the difference
between them and you. They want more
than prison bars, more than jail fare,
more than handcuffs and hopplers, more
than a vermin covered couch to reform
them. Pray God day by day that the
men who have these unfortunates in
charge may be merciful, Christianly
stragetio and the means of reformation
and rescue.
Some years ago a oity pastor in New
York was called to the pity prison to at-
tend a funeral. A young woman had
committed a prime and was incarcerated,
and her mother came to visit her, and
died an the visit. The mother, having
no home, was buried from her daughter's
prison cell. After the service was over
the imprisoned slaughter came up to the
minister of Christ and said, "Wouldn't
you like to see my poor mother?" And
while they stood at the coffin the minis-
ter of Christ said to that imprisoned soul,
"Don't you feel to -day, in the presence
of your mother's dead body, as if you
ought to make a vow before God th-'
you will do differently and live a bei,...
life?" She stood for a few moments, and
the the tears rolled down her cheeks,
and she pulled from her right' hand the
wornout glove that she had put on in
honor of the obsequies, and, having
bared her right hand, she put it upon
the chill brow of her dead mother and
said: "By the help of God, 1 swear I
will do differently! God help me!" And
she kept her vow. And years after, when
she was told of the incident, she said:
"When that minister of the gospel said,
'God bless you and help you to keep the
vow that you have made,' I cried out,
and I said: 'You bless mel Do you bless
me? Why, that's the first kind word live
heard in ton years.' .A nd it thrilled
through my soul. and it was the means
of my reformation, and ever since, by the
grace of God, I've tried to live a Chris-
tian life." Oh, yes, •there are many
amid the crilninal classes that may be
reformed. Pray for the men who have
these unfortunates in charge, and who
knows but that when you are leaving
this world you may hear the voice of
Christ dropping to your dying pillow,
saying, "I was sick and in prison and
you visited me." Yea, I take the sugges-
tion of the Apostle Paul and ask you to
pray for all who are in authority, that
we may lead quiet and peaceful lives in
godliness and honesty.
City Officials.
I have also to say that the character of
officials in a city affects the domestic
circle, In a city where grogshops have
their own way and gambling hells are
not interfered with, and for fear of losing
political Influence officials close their
eyes to festering abominations—in all
those cities the home interests need to
make imploration. The family circles of
the city must inevitably be affected by
the moral character or the immoral char-
acter of those who rule over them.
I will go further and say that the re-
ligious interests of a city are thus affect-
ed. The church to -day has to contend
with evils that the civil law ought to
smite, and, while I would not have the
civil government in any wise relax its
energy in the arrest and punishment of
crime, I would have a thousandfold more
energy put forth in the drying up of the
fountains of iniquity. The church of Uod
asks no pecuniary aid from political
power, but does ask that in addition to
ail the evils we must necessarily contend
against we shall not have to fight also
municipal negligence. Oh, that in all
our cities Christian people would rise up,
and that they would put their hand on
the helm before piratical demagogues
have swamped the ship! Instead of giv-
ing so inuoh time to national politics,
give some of your attention to municipal
government.
I demand that the Christian people
who have been standing aloof from pub-
lic affairs come back, and in the might
of God try to save our cities If things
are or have been bad, itis because good
people have let them be bad. That Chris-
tian man who merely goes to the polls
and casts his vote does not do his duty.
It is not the ballot box that decides the
election; it is the political caucus, and if
at the primary meetings of the two polit-
ical parties unfit and bad men are nom-
inated, then the ballot box bas nothing
to do save to take its choice between two
thieves. In our churches, by reformatory
organization, in every way let us try to
tone up the moral sentiment in these
cities. The rulers are those whom the
people choose, and depend upon it that in
all the cities, as long as pure hearted
men stand aloof from polities because
they despise hot partisanship, just so
long in many of our cities will rum
make the nominations, and rum control
the ballot box, and ruin inaugurate the
officials.
I take a step further in this subject
and ask all those who believe in the
omnipotence of prayer, day by day and
every day, present your city officials be-
fore God for a blessing. If you live in a
city presided over by a mayor, pray for
him. The chief magistrate of a city is in
a position of great responsibility. Many
of the kings and queens and emperors of
other days had no such dominion. With
the scratch of a pen he may advance a
beneficent institution or balk a railway
confiscation. By appointments he may
bless or curse every hearthstone in the
city. If in the Episcopal churches, by
the authority of the litany, and in our
non -episcopate churches we every Sabbath
pray for the president of the United
States, why not, then, be just as hearty
in our supplications for the chief magis-
trates of cities, for their guidance, for
their health, for their present and their
everlasting morality?,
The Common Council.
But go further, and pray for your com-
mon council, if your city has a common
council. They hold in their hands a
power splendid for good or terrible for
evil, They have many temptations. In
many of the cities whale boards sof com-
mon council men have gone dawn in the
maelstrom of political corruption. They
could not stand the power of the bribe.
Corruption carne in and sat beside them,
and sat behind them, and sat before
them. They recklessly voted away the
hard earned moneys of the people. They
were bought out, body, mind and soul,
so that at the end of their term of office
they had not enough . of moral remains
left to make a decent funeral. They wont
into office with the huzza of the multi-
tude. They came out the anathema
of all decent people. There is not one
man opt of a hundred that can endure
the temptations of the common council
men in our great cities. If a man in
that position have tee courage of a
Cromwell, and the independence of an
Andrew Jackson, and the public spirited-
ness of a John , Frederick Oberlin, and
the piety of: an. Edward Payson, he will
have no surplus to throw away Pray for
entirely reconstructed, and upon your 1
Crow, hot with infamous practices and
besweated with 'exhaustin g i du 1
n genres;
God will place the flashing coronet of a
Saviour's forgiveness. "Oh, no l" you
say. "If you knew who I am and where
I came from, you wouldn't say . that .,i
me. I don't believe the gospel you a.o
preaching speaks of my ease." Yes, it
does, my brother. And then, when you
tell me that, I think of what St. Teresa
said when reduced to utter destitution,
Having only two pieces of money left,
she jingled the two pieces of money in
her hand ani said, "St. Teresa and two
pieces of money are nothing, but St.
Teresa and two pieces of money and God
are all things." And I tell you now that
while a sin and a sinner are nothing, a
sin and a sinner and an all forgiving and
all compassionate God are everything.
Who is that that I see coming? 1 know
bis step. 1 know his rags. . Who is it? A
prodigal. Come, people of God, let us go
out and meet him. Get the best robe you
can find in all the wardrobe. . Let the
angel of God fill their chalices and drink
to his eternal rescue. Come, people of
God, let us go out to meet him. The
prodigal is coming home. The dead is
alive again,end the lost is found.
Pleased with the news, the saints below
In songs their tongues employ;
Beyond the skies the tidings go,
And heaven is filled with joy.
Nor angels can their joy contain,
But kindle with new fire;
"The sinner lost is found," they sing,
And strike the sounding lyre.
That Robber Alcohol.
Edward Everett Hale preaches a mighty
temperance sermon in the close df an
article on the poet, Robert Burns. He
says:—
"The English Government of that
time leas been much ridiculed because,
for the noblest poet of the time, it could
find no gift but the office of en excise-
man. But it should be remembered that,
at that time, at least, no one supposed
that governments were formed to provide
for poets, or that provision for poets was
one of their duties. We live in a state of
high oivilizatiou, as we think; but even
with us, if you have a man like Haw-
thorne or Howells you have to make him
a consul; if you have a lady who writes
poetry you have to make her a post-
mistress. It Is fair to the wretched min-
istry of the time to say that Burns him-
self asked for the office of exciseman, and
it is more than probable that the selec-
tion of the office was made by himself.
"And he died in his thirty-seventh
year, so young! And we should have had
so many more treasures from that warm
heart and ready pen, that sympathetic
friend of everybody who desired a friend,
if—
'11—
"If he had been able to resist the
temptations of liquor.
"Let it be remembered, then, that men
of bis gift, ]nen who have this exquisite
fiber of brain and sympathy of heart are
the special prey of this speoial devil.
And let it be remembered that 'taste
not, touch not, handle not' seem to have
been known, even by pure and temperate
men in Scotland, in their effort to sup-
press drunkenness. Such men, 1f they
counseled poor Burns, only counseled
'moderation.'
"As if there could be moderation in
playing with fire!
"It would seem that no man, woman
or ohild, not the father who loved bim
nor the mother who bore him, no one
probably but his poor wife, ever begged
him or even asked him to give up whis-
key, wine and all intoxicating liquor.
"What would the page of literature be
to -day bad Robert Burns been tauscht in
his childhood of the dangers to which
poets are the nearest? What would it be
had the ready sale of a 'social glass' been
prohibited by law? What would it be bad
he lived in a social order where gentle-
men hate and despise drunkenness and
those who tempt men to drunkennessi
Where would it be had not all Scotland
combined to defeat his prayer when he
asked the good God that he might not
be led into temptation?"
God's Representatives.
My word now is to all wbo may come
to hold any public position of trust in
any city: You are God's representatives.
God, the King and Ruler and Judge, seta
you in his place. Oh, be faithful in the
discharge of till your duties, so that when
all our cities are in ashes, and the world
itself is a red scroll of flame, you may
be in the mercy and grace of Christ re•
warded for your faithfulness. It was that
feeling which gave such eminent quali-
fications for office to Neal Dow, mayox
of Portland, and to Judge McLean 01
Ohio, and to Benjamin F. Butler, at-
torney general of New York, and to
George Briggs, governor of Massachu-
setts, and to Theodore Frelinghuysen,
senator of the United States, and to Wil-
liam Wilberforce, member of the British
parliament. You may make the rewards
of eternity the emoluments of your office.
What care you for adverse political cri-
ticism if you have God on your side!
The one, or the two, or the three years
of `your publio trust will pass away.
and all the years of your earthly service,
and then the tribunal will be lifted be-
fore which you and I must appear. May
God make you so faithful now that the
last scene shall be to you exhilaration
and rapture! ,, I wish now to exhort all
good people, whether they are the gov-
ernors or the governed, to make one
grand effort for the salvation, the purifi-
cation, the rodernption of our American
cities. Do you not know that there are
multitu' es going down to ruin, temporal
and eternal, dropping • quioker .than
words drop from my lips? Grogsbops
swallow them up. Gambling hells devour
them. Houses of shame are damning
them. Oh, let us toil and pray and
preach and vote until all these wrongs
are righted] What we do we must do
quickly. With our rulers, and on the
same platform, we must at last come be-
fore the throng of God to answer for
what we have done for the bettering of
our great towns. Alas, if on that day it
be found that your band has been idle
and my pulpit has been silent! 0 ye who
are pure and honest and Christian, go
to work and help to make the cities
pure and honest and Christian!
Lest it may have been thought that 'I
am addressing only what are called the.
better, classes, my sinal word is to some
dissolute soul to whom :.these words may
•come. Though you may bo covered with
all crimes, though jou may be smitten
with all leprosies, though you .may have
gone through the whole catalogue of in-
iquity and may not have been in church
for, 20 years, you may have your 'attire
A GOSPEL SHIP
It is to be Built III San Francisco for Land
Service.
The masts of a gospel ship have been
raised in a vacantlot in San Francisco.
tt+ promoters are Herbert and Horace
M mall, known in several States as evan-
ge:ists of sensationiil methods by tha col-
lective nafne of "Rev. Morrill twins."
The ship will find its resting plata on
laud instead' of water. It will be, in
share, a church in the form of a steam-
ship, One of its recommendations is its
c:leapness. For $2,000 it will be passible
to construct a building the farm of a ship
with a seating capacity of 500, a church
of the same capacity would cost several
thousand more. It is expected that the
novelty of the "idea and tho sensational
methods proposed will attract hundreds
of people who would never find their
way to the ordinary sanctuary.
The pians are for a building 100 feet
in length by 25 in width or properly in
beans. Two masts will rise from the deck
to the height of SU feet, which will be
rigger with spars and shrouds. An iron
smokestack rising from the deck will be
connected with the stoves in the hold.
When services are in progress .a supply of
tar or pitch in the stoves may emit
clouds of smoke from the stank.
Forty windows in the sides of the hull
will have the form of portholes, and the
nautical appearance of the ship will be
otherwise sustained. On the depks wood-
en (eannon will frown' upon the peaceful
residents of the neighborhood. Two an-
chors will depend from the bow and a
capstan will raise its head from the fore-
castle.
Entrance to the auditorium will be
given through a gangway in thi bow, a
violation of naval • architecture made
necessary by the narrowness of the lot.
The auditorium itself will extend the
full length of the hull. In the bow a
pulpit will be placed, on which a com-
pass is to rest.
In conducting the church the naval
idea is to be adhered to. The twins have
in contemplation the organization of the
boys of the Sunday school into a corps of
naval cadets, clad in blue uniform. A
naval band will be formed to discourse
nautical melodies preparatory to services,
hymns will be set to the melodies of the
sea, and the illusion of the ship other-
wise carried out.
No provisions, however, have been
made for the issue of grog, the Drew be-
ing expected to waive that particular
item of the menu.
The Gentle Reader.
Has it ever occurred to you to reckon
how far your eyes travel in reading? The
distance will not startle you, perhaps,
for a million letters in ordinary type
would measure hardly more than a mile
placed side by side, but the curious will
be interesed to know that a great reader
travels many hundreds of miles in a year
in reading, and that in a life time the
average reader wends his way through
thousands of miles of print. The books
issued from the public library of a large
town every day represent a thousand
miles of reading. The average novel, con-
sisting of 800 pages, contains a mile of
reading -that is to say, the eyes travel
1,760 yards in reading the book through.
There are books, of course, which weary
the eyes to a much greater extent. The
student who reads Macaulay's "History
of England," for instance, wanders
through four and a half miles of type,
which, however, means that his eyes
travel nine miles, as under the present
style of printing every line inust be cov-
ered twice.
An Historic Horse.
Among the historic horses whose
names share the deathless fames of their
owners and riders, is Copenhagen. the
gallant war steed of the Duke of Welling-
ton. He survived his master, living in
great ease and comfort twenty-one years
after the battle of Waterloo, and dying
at the venerable age of 83. On the
grounds of the fine estate presented to
the "Iron Duke," as a memorial of
Waterloo, there are two monuments, one
an imposing marble column erected in
honor of the Duke; the other, a simple
marble stone, shaded by an ancient oak,
marks the spot where Copenhagen was
buried with military honors, and bears
What a Carpet -Layer Says.
I remember distinctly the first taok I
ever swallowed. I was then learning car-
pet laying. I was helping to pub down
a fine blanket in a big hotel. I had my
mouth full of tacks, and one slipped
down any throat. It was done almost be-
fore I knew it. It scared me to death. 1.
sprang to my feet, spit the tacks out of
my mouth, and declared that I would
die because I had swallowed a tack.
The other workmen, all old hands,
with stomachs fall of tacks, laughed at
me, and told me I'd get used to it.
Well, after swallowing that first taok, I
was careful how I filled my mouth for a
long time, but finally another and an-
other taok went down, until I became
accustomed to it, and now I don't care a
penny for swallowing a tack. I have been
_ laying carpets for years, and I fancy I
have got outside of three pounds of iron
since I began.
Indications on Her Face.
"Jimpson is cute. He's renovating his
house now, and it isn't costing ]iia
much of anything."
"How does he work it?"
"He's made`his wife believe that she's
an artist. So he just buys the paint, and
his wife puts it on herself."
"She looks as though she did."—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
KEPT HIS WORD.
A Railroad Promoter's Promise to a Man
Who Lived on a Hill.
A. B. Smith, of the Burlington, was
talking about railroads and railroad
building, and he told of the most
malignant bit of false pretenses which
any railroad advance agent ever was
guilty of. It was somewhere off in
West Virginia, and the man whose - busi-
ness it was to go aoross'the country and
win the favor of the 'residents, so that
they would vote bonds. struck an inter-
mountain region, and • found that that
particular county was practically domin-
ated by an oirl farmer away up the ridge.
The road wanted something like X100,000
from the county, and the skirmishing
party appeared unto the man of the ridge
with a request for his assistance. The
old fellow, whose name was Searles, was
willing, on one condition, to help. out.
He wanted tha road to come near his
own place. Cushman, the agent, looked
over the situation. and after a time pro-
mised.
"The line," he said, "will run within
100 yards of your front gate. Is that near
enough?"
Searles said it was, and an agreement
was signed. Then Searles began an ad-
vocacy of the bond proposition, and the
concession was voted with hardly a word
of opposition, but with the "front gate"
understanding.
Two years later Mr. Smith happened
to be hunting in that county, and he.
stopped at Searles' house. Their conver-
sation turned upon railroads, and the
old man, pointing to a long rifle over the
mantel, said:—
"The
aid:"The next railroad man that 'comes
into these hills I'm going to shoot with
that."
Mr. Smith, who had not yet disclosed
his identity or oocupation, asked for the
reason. The mountaineer told of the
bonds.
"But," said Mr. Smith, "if there was
an agreement the bonds are invalid."
"No, they ain't," the other responded
sadly. "He done it. He run it within the
prescribed distance. She's within them
100 yards."
"But I don't see any railroad near
here."
"Nope. Ye can't. But she's here. She
runs through this hill by a tunnel, which
starts a mile away. She's inside the
named distance, but bean' as I ain't a
ground hog or a rabbit I can't get direct
access to her."
Could Hear. Webster a Mile.
Marshfield is noted for having its peo-
ple live to a green old age, but Mrs.
Sally Baker, wile is 98 years old, can
claim the distinction of being its oldest
inhabitant by quite a number of years.
She resides in a pretty farmhouse on the
Neck road, which has been her home for )
61 years. The buildings are sprucely
painted,the surroundings are trimly kept,
and the barns indicate a thrifty farm
business. Mrs. Baker was born in King-
ston June 9, 1799, and was the daughter
of Oliver and Sally (Maglathiin) Samp-
son—good old colony stock on both sides
of the house.
In April, 1819, Sally Sampson was
married to Captain Otis Baker of Dux -
this inscription:— bury, Parson 'Zephaniah Willis, of King -
"Here lies Copenhagen, the charger ston, performing the ceremony. Captain
ridden by the Duke of Wellington the,Baker had been a privateersnian in the
entire day of the battle of Waterloo.war of 1812, being then less than 21
Born, 1803; died, 1886. ! years old. His widow now draws a pen-
" 'God's humbler instrument, though sion, and is the only pensioner of that
meaner clay, war now living in this section. In 1836
Should share the glory of that glorious Captain Baker and his wife went from
day.' " i Dusbury to Marshfield and established a
home, where she has resided ever since.
The Drop Business. The farm was a mile long and extended
to Green Harbor river, on the opposite
side of which lay the estates of Daniel
Webster. Mrs. Baker used to see a great
deal of her distinguished neighbor, for
he was always hail fellow well met with
the townspeople. Mr. Webster's voice in
particular bas impressed itself on the
lady's memory.
"You could hear him a mile off," she
said.
The Wehsters attended the little Con-
gregational church at South Marshfield.
and being of Episcopalian proclivities
were a source of wonder to the pilgrim
descendants as they knelt and bowed
their heads at public worship.—Boston
Globe.
Unanimous.
The Fond Mother—Everybody says he
is such a pretty baby 1 I'm sure the poet
was right when he said that "heaven lies
about us in our infancy."
The Uncle • (unfeelingly) — But he
should have added, "So does everybody
else i'0
"Come in, Patrick, and take a drop of
something," said one Irishman to an-
other. "No, Mike; I'm afraid of drops
ever since Tim Flaherty died." "Well,
what about Tim?" "He was one of the
liveliest fellows in these parts. But he
began the drop business in Barney Shan-
non's saloon. It was a drop of something
out of a bottle at first. But in a little
while Tim took a few drops too much,
and then he dropped into the gutter. He
lost his place, he lost everything but his
thirst for strong drink. Poor Tim! But
the worst is to come. He got crazy with
drink one day and killed a man And
the last time I saw him he was taking
his last drop with a slipping noose around
his neok. I have seen too many good
fellows when whiskey had the drop on;
them. They took just one drop from the
bottle, then they dropped into the gutter,
and they dropped into the grave. No
runiseiler can get a drop in me any more,
and if you don't drop him, Mike, he will
drop you."—Tract.
Ho',v to Prevent and Remedy Bowlegs in
Children.
Those who are in charge of children !
cannot be too strongly warned of the
evil of allowing them to walk very
young. The bones of a young child's leg
are soft, half cartilaginous and very
easily bent. Many people who urge chil-
dren to walk prematurely are responsible
for lasting injury. Long before soft
bones ought to have any strain put upon
them one sees these poor infants made to
stand or walk, and by the time that they
are 2 years old they have to be put in
irons. When children are a year ofd, they ,
should be encouraged to creep, but not
to walk till after 18 months. Much may
be done to straighten these little bent
limbs by rubbing them with the hands;
and trying to bend them very slightly in
a contrary direction. Where children of
over 2 years old have decidedly bent legs,
they should be taken to a hospital or a
good surgeon for advice. With the sup-
port of irons, bowlegs in little children
are, to a great extent, curable.
Smallest Picture in the World.
Probably the smallest piece of paint-
ing in the world is that executed by a
Flemish artist. It is painted on the
smooth side of a grain of common white
corn, and pictures a mill, and a miller
mounting a stair with a sack of grain on
his baok. The mill is represented as
standing on a terraoe, and, near it is a
horse and cart, while a group of several
peasants is shown in the road near by.
The picture is beautifully distinct, every
object being finished with microscopic
fidelity, yet by careful measurement it is
shown that the whole painting does not
cover a surface of half an inoh square.
German Duelling.
The universities of Gottingen and Jena
are in close competition for the doubtful
honor of being the • center of German
student dueling. In Gottingen not a day
passes that a duel is not fought. Not
long since 12 duels with more, or less
serious results were fought there within
24 hours. The record at Jona is 21 with-
in the same length of time.
As long as the devil can keep the
saloon going, he, will conclude that the
thousand yearn ho is to be shut up is a
long ray off. -Ram's Horn.
The ToIler's Home.
Home is the wage-earners' paradise.
,When on returning from his daily task
almost worn out he finds his wife cheer-
ful, a substantial, well -cooked supper on
the table, plain though it be, his children
clean and orderly and his house neat and
in good trim, his heart is cheered and
bis arms grow strong. In such a pres-
ence he soon forgets his weariness, and
after a night's refreshing sleep in a clean
bed he feels as thoroughly equipped for
another hard day's toil as David did
when with five smooth stones in his
shepherd's bag he went out to meet
Goliath. God bless the homes of the toil-
ers of America! They are the foundation
of our free institutions, the laboring
man's paradise, the hope of the country.
And God bless the wives and mothers
who turn their thoughts from the fash-
ions and gayeties of society and give
their heart's best energies to husbanding
the earnings of their companions in toil
and to the making of happier homes for
them and their children,
Humility.
There are few graces more beautiful—
and shall we say more rare?—than the
grace of humility. Often in companies of
men the one who has the best thought
and keenest judgment is one not seen
nor heard, while some other member of
the group occupies its constant attention
with vaporings that are more noisy than
profound. The one is humble and must
be driven into the public gale; the other
is self-assertive and needs to be taught
the virtue of silence. The - world is not
often deceived, and the strong • man,
though quiet and retiring, Wins the
highest measure of success.
How to Renovate Black Laue.
Take one-quarter cup of a good blue
black ink and one-quarter cup of water.
Add to this a small lump of gum;rabio
that has been dissolved in onearter
cup of warm water: Mix this in a
good sized bowl, and in., ib rinse the
rusty lace. Then hang it out to dry.:
Keep ratting and pulling the lace gently
while drying in order to get all the loops
of the picot edge out. When almost dry,
fold and press it in a heavy book.
In Ch lone°.
First Little Girl—Our family is a more
aristocratic family than yours.
Second Little girl—No, it isn't! My
mother can boast of her forefathers for
the past two centuries.
First Little Girl-Ohthat's nothing.
My mother can boast , of four husbands
in the last four years.