HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1897-5-27, Page 3HOW THE MONEY GOES
REV. DR. TALMAGE ARRAIGNS ALL
CLASSES OF SPENDTHRIFTS,
lie Says Alcoholism is the Greatest Foe to
the Working Classes-- His Subject is, "A
BagW ith Holes"—A Drunker Ps !Grave.
Washington, May 28.—This sermon of
Dr. Talmage is an arraienment of im-
providence in all classes, and of alcohol-
ism as the greatest enemy of the working
people. The text is Haggai i, 6, "eie that
earneth wages, earneth wages to put into
a bag with holes."
In Persia, tinder the reign of Darius
Hystaspes, the people did not prosper.
They inade money, hilt dill not keep it.
They were like people who have a sack
in which they pub money, not knowing
that the sack is torn or eaten of moths,
or in some way incapable of holding val-
uables. As fast as the coin was put in
one end of the meet it dropped out a the
other. It made 118 difference how xnuch
wages they got, for they lost them. "He
that earneth wages, earneth wages to put
it into a bag with holes."
What has become of the billions and
billions of dollars in tbis country paid
to the working classes? Some of these
moneys have gone for house rent, or the
purchase of homesteads, or wardrobe, or
family expenses, or the necessities of life
or to provide comforts in old age, What
has become of other billions? Wasted in
foolish outlay. Wasted at the gaming
table. Wasted. in intoxicants. Put into a
bag with a hundred holes.
Gather up the money that the working
classes have spent for drink daring the
last 80 years, and I will build for every
Workbagman a, house and lay out for
him a garden and clothe his sons in
broadcloth and his daughters in silks,
and place at his front door a pranoing
•span of sorrels or bays and secure him a
policy of We basurance, so that the pros.
ent home may be well maintained after
he is dead. The most persistent, most
overpowering enemy of the working
classes is intoxicating liquor. It is the
anarchist of the centuries and has boy-
cotted, and is now boycotting, the body
and mind and soul of American labor. It
Is to it a waren foe than monopoly and
*worse than aecociated capital,
It annualize swindles industry out of a
large eereentage of its earnings. It holds
out its blasting solicitations to the me-
chanic er operative on his way to work,
and at the nonn spell, and an his way
home at eventide; on Satureitty, when the
wages :we paid, it snetches a large part
of the limner that might come into the
family and sacrifices it among. the saloon
keepers. Stand the salouns of this coun-
try side by side, and it is carefully esti-
muted that they would reach from NOW
York to Chieago. "Forward, =nee"
says the &ink power, "and take possession
of the American nation."
All tor Drink.
The &ink businees is pouring its
vitriolle end damnable liquids down the
tin•oats td huntirtele of thousands or
laborere, and while the ordinary strike.;
are ruinous both to employers and em-
ployes, 1 procetim a strike universal
againet tgrong drink which, if kept up.
will bP tit s relief of the working classes,.
and the • Ovation of the nation. I will
undertaka to say that there is not a
leselthy laborer in the 'United State.;
who, wit ein the next ten yenrs, if he evill
refuel. all intoxicatieg beveratze and les
saving. Lily not heconie a capitalist on a
small se de. Our country in a year
speoes en500,050,o00 for drink. Of
cotree teet working classes do a great deal
of Ude expenditure. Careful statistice
slenv Tien the wage earning classes of
Great ;began expend in liquors 4:100,-
otantet t, - r $11tio,o00,060 a year. Sit down
tom vele-elate, 0 workingman, how much
you have expended in these directions!
Add it tin up. Add up what your neigh-
bors have expended, and realize that in-
stead of ..nswering the beck of other
people yen might have been your own
capitalise When you deplete a working-
man's ysioal energy you deplete his
capital. the stimulated workman gives
out been.. the unstimulated workman.
My fatht said: "I became a temperance
man in t• rly life because I noticed in
the hare•st field that, though I was
physically weaker than other workinen,
I could lied out longer than they. They
took etireilants, I took none." A brick -
maker in England gives his experience
in regaro to this matter among men in
his ;owl, e. He says, after investigation:
"The bee,. drinker who made thet'fewest
bricks mode 650,000, and the abstainer
who made the fewest bricks 746,000. The
difference in behalf of the abstainer over
the indulger 87,000."
When Int army goes one to the battle,
the Wile .• who has water or coffee in his
canteen marches easier and fights better
than the eoldier who has whisky in his
canteen. Drink helps. a man to fight
when he has only one contestant, • and
that at tee street corner. But when he
goes forth to maintain some great battle
for GO mid his country, he wants no
drink about him. When the Russians go
to war a corporal passes along the line
'‘,. and smells the breath of every soldier. If
there be in his breath a taint of intoxi-
cating liquor, the man is sent back to
the barracks. Why? He cannot endure
•fatigue. All our young men know this.
• When they are preparing for a regatta,
or for a ball club or for an athletic
wrestling, they abstain. Our workinz
people will be wiser after awhile, and
the money they fling away on hurtful
indulgences they will put into co-opera-
tive association and so become capital-
ists. If the working xnan put down his
wages and take his expenses and spread
them out so they will just equal, he is
not wise. I know working men who are
in a perfect fidget until they get rid of
their,. last dollar.
A Sealskin Coat.
The following circumstances came
tihder our observation: A young man
worked hard to earn his $600 or $700
yearly. Marriage day came. The bride
had inherited $500 from her grandfather.
She spent every dollar of it on the wed-
ding dross. Then they rented two rooms
in a third story. Then the young man
took extra evening employment; almost
exhausted with the day's work, yet took
evening employment. It almost exting-
uished his eyesight. Why did he add
evening employment to the day employ-
ment? To get enoney. Why did he want
to get money? To lay up soinething for a
rainy clay? No. To got his life insured,
so that in case of his death his wife
would not be a beggar? No. He put the
extra evening work to the clay work that
he might get $150 to get his, wife a seal-
.. skin coat. The sister of the bride heard
of this achievement, and was not to be
eclipsed. She was very poor, and she sat
„ up working nearly all the night for a
great while until she bought a sealskin
coat. • I have not heard of the result on
that street. The street was full of those
who are on small incomes, but I suppose
the contagion spread, and that everybody
had a sealskin coat, and the people came
out and cried, practically, not literally,
"Though thO heavens fall, we must have
a sealskin coat!"
I was at west and a minister of the
gospel told me in Iowa that his church
and the neighborhood had been impover-
ished by the fact that they put mortgages
on their farms in orer to send their fam-
ilies to the Philadelphia centennial. It
was not respectable not to go to the cen-
tennial. Between such evils and pauper-
ism there is a very short step. The vast
majority of children in your almshouses
are there because their parents are
drunken, lazy or recklessly improvident.
I have no sympathy for skinflint sav-
ing, but I plead for Christian prudenee.
You say it is impossible now to lay up
anything for a rainy day. I know it, but
we are at the daybreak of national pros-
perity. Some people think it is mean to
turn the gas low when they go out of
the parlor. They feel embarrassed if the
doorbell rings before they have the hall
lighted. They apologize for the plain
meal if you surprise them at the table.
Well, it is mean if it is only to pele up a
miserly hoard, but if it be to edueate
your children, if it be to give more help
to your wife when she does not feel
strong, if it be to keep your funeral day
from being horrible beyond all endurance
because it is to be the disruption and
annihilation of the domestic circle, if it
be for that then it Is magnificent,
Broods poverty. ,
There aro those who are kept in pov-
erty because of their own fault. They
might have been well off, but they
smoked or chewed, up their earnings, or
they lived beyond their means, while
others on the same wages and on the
• same salaries went on to competency. I
know a man who is all the tinae com-
plaining of shis poverty and orying out
against rich men, while he himself keeps
two dog, and chews and smokes, and is
full to the chin with whisky and beer.
Wilkins Micawber said to David Copper.
field: "Copperfield, my boy, R1 income;
expenses, 20 shillings • and 6 pence;
result, misery. But, Copperflelcl, my boy,
eel inecene; expenses, 10 shillings and 6
pence; result, happiness." But, 0 work-
ingman, take your morning dram and
your noon dram and your evening dram,
and spend nverything you have over for
tobacco and excursions, and you insure
poverty for yourself and your children
forever I
If by some generous fiat of the capital-
ists of this country or by a new law of
the government of the United States 25
per cent. or 50 per cent. or 100 per cent,
were added to the wages of the working
classes of Ainerican, it would be no ad-
vantage to hundreds of thousands of
them unless they stopped `itrong drink.
Aye, until they quit that evil habit, the
more money the more ruin, the more
wages, she more holes in the bag
MY Plea is to those working people who
are in a discipleship to the whisky bot -
the the beer jug and the wine flask. And
what I say to them will not be more ap-
propriate to the working classes than to
the business daises, and the literary
classes, and the professional °lasses, and
all classes, and not with the people of
one age more than of all ages. Take ono
good square look at the suffering of the
Man whom strong drink has enthralled,
and remember that toward that goal
multitudes are running. The disciple of
aleoholism suffers the loss of self respect.
Just as soon as a man wakes up and
linds that he is the captive of strong
drink, he feels demeaned. I do not care
how recklessly he acts. He may say, "I
don't care:" he does care. Ile cannot
look a pure man in the eye unless it is
with positive force of resolution. Three-
fourths of his neture is destroyed; his
self respect is gone; he says things he
would. not otherwise say; he does things
lie would not otherwise do. When a man
Is nine -tenths gone with strong drink,the
first thing he wants to do is to persuade
you that he can stop any time he wants
to. He cannot. The Philistines have
bound him hand. and foot, and shorn his
locks, and put out his eyes, and are
making him grind in the mill of a great
horror. He cannot stop. I will prove it.
Ho knows that his course is bringing
rain upon himself. He loves himself. If
he could stop, he would. Ho knows his
course is bringing ruin upon his family.
He loves them. He would stop if he
could, He cannot. Perhaps he could three
months or a year ago•'not now. just ask
him to stop a month. He cannot. He
knows he cannot, so he does not try.
Drink Victims.
I had a friend who was for 15 years
going down under this evil habit. He had
large means. He had given thousands
of dollars to Bible societies and reforma-
tory institutions of all sorts. He was very
genial, very generous and very lovable,
and whenever he talked about this evil
habit he would say, "I can stop any
time." But he kept going on, going on
down, down, clown. His family would
say, "I wish you would stop." "Why,"
he would reply, "I can stop any time if
I want to." After awhile he had delirium
tremens. He bad it twice, and yet after
that he said, "I oould stop at any time if
I wanted to." He is dead. now. What
killed him? Drink, drink! And gee
among his last utterances was, "I can
stop at any time." He did not stop it
because he could not stop it. Oh, there
is a point in inebriation beyond which if
a man goes he cannot stop!
One of these victims said to a Chris-
tian man: "Sir, if I were told that I
couldn't get a drink until to -morrow
night unless I had all ray fingers out off,
I would say, 'Bring the hatchet and out
them off now.' " I have a dear friend in
Philadelphia whose nephew came to him
one day, and when he was exhorted
about his evil habit said: "Uncle, I can't
Otte it up. If there stood a cannon and
It was loaded and a glass of wine Were
set on the moath of that cannon, and I
knew that you would fire it off just as I
came up and took the glass, I would
start, for I must have it. Oh, it is a
sad thing for a man to wake up in this
life and feel that he is a captive! He
says: "I could have got rid et this once,
but I can't now. I might have lived an
honorable life and died a • Christian
death. But there is no hope for me now,
There is no escape for me. Dead, but not
buried. I am a walking oorpse. I am an
apparition of What I once was. I am a
caged immortal beating against the wires
of my cage in this direction; beating
against the cage until there is blood on
the wires and blood upon my soul, yet
not able to get out—destroyed without
remedy.
I go on and say that the disciple of
rum suffers from the loss of health. The
older men ma.y remember that some years
ago Dr. Sewell went through this country
and electrified the people by his lectures,
In which he showed the effects of ale:thol-
e '
ea*
ism on the human stomach. He had seven
or eight diagrams by which he "showed
the devastation of strong drink upon the
physical system. There were thousands
of people who turned back from that
ulcerous sketch swearing eternal abstin-
etine from everything that could intoxi-
cate. '
In Delirium.
God only knows what the drunkard
suffers. Pain files on every nerve, and
travels every musole, and gnaws every
bone. and burns with every dame, and
stings with every poison, and pulls at
him with every torture. What reptiles
crawl over his sleeping limbs I What fiends
stand by his midnight pillow! What
groans tear his earl What horrors shiver
through his soul! Talk of the rack, talk
of the inquisition, talk of the funeral
pyre. talk of the crushing Juggernaut—
he feels there all at once. Have you ever
been in the ward of the hospital where
these inebriates are dying, the stench
of their wounds driving back the attend-
ants, their voices sounding through the
night? The keeper comes up and says:
"Hush, now be still! Stop making all
this noise I" But it is effectual only for
a moment, for as soon as the keeper is
gone they begin again: "0 God, 0 God I
Help, help I Drink I Give me drink I Help I
Take them off me I Take them off mel
0 God!" And then they shriek, and they
rave, and they pluck out their hair by
handfuls and bite their nails into the
quick, and then they groan, and they
shriek, and they blaspheme, and they
ask the keepers to kill them—"Stab met
Smother me! Strangle me 1 Take the
devils off me I" Oh, it is no farm, sketch!
That thing is going on now all up and
down the land, and I tell you further
that this is going to be the death that
some of you will die. I know it. I see it
coming.
Again, the inebriate suffers through
the loss of home. I do not care how
much he loves his wife and children, if
this passion for strong drink has mas-
tered him, he will do the most outrage-
ous things, and if he could not get drink
in any other way he would sell his
family into eternal bondage. How'many
homes have been broken up in that way
no ono but God knows. Oh, is there any-
thing that will so destroy a man for this
life and damn him for the life that is to
come? Do not tell me that a man can be
happy when he kuows that he is break-
ing his wife's heart and -clothing his
children with rags. Why, there are on
the roads and streets of this land to -day
little children barefooted, unwashed and
unkempt—want on every patoli of their
faded dress and on every wrinkle of their
prematurely old countenances — who
would have been in churches to -day and
as well clad as you are but for the fact
that rum destroyed their parents and
drove them into the grave. Ob, rum,
thou foe of God, thou despoiler of home,
thou recruiting officer of the pit, I hate
thee I
A Deeper Loss.
But my subject takes a deeper tone,
and that is that the unfortunate of whom
I speak suffers from the loss of the soul.
The Bible intimates that in the future
world, if we are unforgiven here, our
bad passions and appetites, unrestrained,
will go along with us and take our tor-
ment there. So that, I suppose, when an
inebriate wakes up in that world, he will
feel an infinite tbirst consuming him.
Now, down in this world, although he
may have been very poor, he could beg
or he oould steal 5 cents with which to
get that which would slake his thirst for
it little while. But in eternity where is
the rum to COMO from?
Oh, the deep, exhausting, exasperating,
everlasting thirst of the drunkard, in
hell! Why, if a fiend came up to earth
for some infernal work in a grogshop
and should go back taking on its wing
just one drop of that for which the in-
ebriate in the lost world longs, what ex-
citement would it inake there? Put that
one drop from off the flend's tieing on the
tip of the tongue of the destroyed in-
ebriate; let the livid brightness just
touch it, let the drop be very small, if it
only have in it the smack of alcoholic)
drink; let that drop just touch the lost
inebriate in the lost world, and. he would
spring to his feet and cry: "That is
rum, abal That is ruml" And it would
wake up the echoes of the damned:
"Give me rum 1 Give me rum I Give me
rum!" In the future world I do not be-
lieve that it will be the absence of God
that will make the drunkard's sorrow. I
do not believe it will be the absence of
light. I do not believe that it will be the
absence of holiness. I think it will be
the absence of rum. Oh, "Look not upon
the wine when it is red, when it moveth
itself aright in the oup, for at the last it
biteth like a serpent and it stingeth like
an adder."
When I declared some time ago that
there was a point beyond which a man
could not stop, I want to tell you that,
while a man cannot stop in his own
strength, the Lord God by his grace can
help him to stop at any time. I was in a
room in New York where there were
many men who had been reclaimed from
drunkenness. I heard their testimony,
and for the first time in my life there
flashed out a truth I never understood.
They said: "We were victims of strong
drink. We tried to give it up, but always
failed. But somehow since we gave our
hearts to Christ, he has taken care of
us." I believe that the time will soon
come when the grace of God will show
its power not only to save man's soul,
but his body, and reconstruct, purify,
elevate and redeem it.
A Sure Remedy.
I verily believe that, although you feel
grappling at the roots of your tongues
an almost omnipotent thirst, if you will
give your heart to God, he will belp you
by his grace to conquer. Try it. It is
your lase chance. I have looked oft upon
the desolation. Sitting next to you in
our religious assemblages there are a
good many people in awful peril; and,
judging from ordinary circumstances,
there is not one chance in fivethousand
that they will get clear of it. There are
men in every congregation from Sabbath
to Sabbath of whom I must make the
remark that if they do not change their
course, within ten years they will, as to
their bodies, lie down in drunkards'
graves, and as to their souls, lie down
in a drunkard's perdition. I know that
is an awful thing to say, but I cannot
help saying it.
Oh, beware! Yon have not yet been
captured. Beware! Whether the beverage
be poured in golden chalice or pewter
mug, in tlae foam at the top, in white
letters, let there be spelled out to your
soul, "Beware!" When tho books of
judgment are open, and 10,000,030
drunkards come up to get their doom. I
want you to bear witness that I, in the
Lear of God and in the love for your steal,
told you, with all affection and with til
•kindness, to beware of that veieloh las
already exerted its influence upon yaw
family, blowing out some of its light'—
premonition of the blackness of dark-
ness forever.
Oh, if you could only hear intemper-
ance with drunkard's bones drumming
on the head of the liquor cask the dead
march of immortal souls, methinks the
very glance of a wine cup woeld make
you shudder, and the color of the liquor
would make you think of the blood of
the soul, and the foam on the top of the
CUP would remind you of the froth on
the maniac's lip, and you would kneel
clown and pray God that, rather than
your children should become captivee of
this evil habit, you would, like to carry
them out some bright spring day to the
cemetery and put them away to the last
sleep, until at the call of the south wind
the flowers would come up all over the
grave—sweet prophecies of the resurrect -
tion! God has a balm for such a wound,
but what flower of comfort ever grew on
a drunkard's sepulcher?
Modern Biblical critisism.
The modern method of criticism of the
Bible by comparison of manuscripts is
said to have been initiatecl in the flf-
teenth century by Lorene Valle, who
proved certain apocryphal writings to be
forgeries, and showed that the "Apostles'
Creed" post-dated. the Apostles by several
centuries. La the twelfth century, Aben
Era (not relislaing risk of martyrdom)
had advanced, merely as a sort of enigma,
suggested by it Jewish rabbi of the pre-
ceding generation, a query as to the
Mosel° authorship of the Pentateucb, a
thing (dearly disproved by the books
themselves. Itt 1670, Spinoza, demon-
strated that all the five books were full
,of glosses and revisions, made long after
tho time of Moses. In 1678, Richard
Simon, in his "Critical Efistory of the
Old. Testament," showed irorit internal
evidence that the Pentateuch and other
of the books had been compiled from
older sources, and that Hebrew was not
the primitive langeage of maukind, Bis-
hop Bossuet deuounced Sbnon's work
as a "bulwark of irreligion," and un-
suceesfully ordered the whole edition to
be burned. Soon aiterward Jean Leclerc:,
a Swiss refugee at Amsterdam, similarly
showed that in the plural form of the
word used in Genesis for God, "Elohim,"
there is a trace of the Chaldean polythe-
ism, In 1755 Jeau Astruc published his
work showing that two main narratives
enter into the composition of Genesis,
olio using the word "Elohim," the other,
"Jahvele " for Jehovah.
Early in the sixteenth century Eras-
mus proved that the seventh verse in the
fifth ehaper of the first epistle of John
was an interpolation, But, although Sir
Isaac Newton and the nineteenth century
reviser: also rejected this passage as to
the "three witnesses," the Anglican
Church still retains it in its Lectionary,
and the Scotch Church in the Westmin-
ster Confession, as a main support of the
dogma, of the Trinity. Luther, in aver-
ring justification by faith and not by
good works, rejected the epistle of Janaes
as a "book of straw," and he would not
concede that Paul wrote the Epistle to
the Hebrews.
In the eighteenth century, John Gott-
fried Herder wrote his "Spirit of Hebrew
Poeny," proving the Psalms to be by
different authors and of different periods,
and Solomon's Song to be simply an
Oriental love poem, nos an allegory of
Christ's love for the Chureh or a recon-
dite representation pf love of Jehovah fur
Israel. In 1806 DeWetto published his
"Introduction to the Old Testament,"
shelving that Deuteronomy is a late
priestly summary of the law, and that
Chronicles is a very late priestly recest
of early history. In 1853 Hermann. Hup-
field published his treatise establishing
that three documents are combined in
Genesis. In 18:30 Abraham Kuenen pub-
lished his "Religion of Israel," proving
that the Levitical law had been estab-
lished not at the beginning, but at the
end. of the existence of the Jewish nation,
when heroes and prophets had been sue -
ceded by priests; and that the Old Testa -
intent history is largely mingled with
myth and legend. In 1878 Julius Well-
hausen published his "History of Israel,"
showing it to be "an evolution obedient
to the laves at work in all ages," and
Jewish literature to be "a growth out of
individual, tribal and national life."—
Benjamin F. Burnham, in the Arena.
A Bit of Irish Wit.
SOMO time ago while I was trading in
it village store ono of the clerks came to
the junior partner, who was waiting on
me, and said:—
"Please step to the desk. Pat Flynn
wants to settle his account and wants a
receipt."
The merchant was evidently annoyed,
"Why, what does ho want of a re-
ceipt?" he said; "we never give one.
Simply cross his account out of the book;
that is receipt enough."
"So I told him," answered the clerk,
"but he is not satisfied. You had better
SOB him "
So the proprietor stepped to the desk,
and after greeting Pat with a Good -
morning, said
:—
"You want to settle your bill, do
you?" .
Pat replied in the affirmative.
"Well," said the merchant, "there is
no need of ray giving you a receipt. See!
I will cross your account off the book;"
and suiting the action to the word he
drew his pencil diagonally across, the
account. "That is a good receipt."
"And do you mean that that settles
it?" exclaimed Pat.
"That settles it," said the naerchant
"And ye're sure ye'll never be askin'
me for it again?"
"We'll never ask you for it again,"
said the merchant deoidediy.
"Faith, thin," said Pat; 'I'll be after
kapin' nee money in me pocket, for I
haven't paid it."
"Oh, well, I can rub that out!"
"Faith, now, and I thought the
same," said Pat.
It is needless to add that Pat got his
receipt.
A Successful Life.
He was a quiet man, ready for ever
good work. His voice was not heard on
tho street; he did not aspire to be it
leader. But his influence was felt, and,
in fact, he led many by drawing them
into close relations to himself. When he
died there was mourning among all
classes, and from distance places the peo-
ple came to his funeral. Ile was "beloved
in the Lord," a "faithful and beloved
brother." Be was a follower of Christ,
whose religion appeared in his business
relations, and manifested itself in Chris-
tian work. Tim poor bore testimony to
his kindness and his help be their work
and eares. Ministers bore testimony to
his help it their official duties. The
members of the church bore testimony
to bis help in personal living, and in
better service to the Master. The world
bore testimony to his life as a consistent
Christian. Who will estimate the value
of such a life? Was it not a great success?
BISHOP B. W. ARNETT
SWAYS AUDIENCES WITH HIS
MASTERLY ELOQUENCE.
ite Wines a Letter of More Than Usual
Interest to Suffering Humanity.
At 'Wilberforce, Ohio, three miles
north of Xenia and near Dayton and
Springfield, is located Wilberforce tint-
versity and Payne Theological Seminary.
These two institutions of learning
have educated many ministers and
teachers.
In this somewhat noted educational
centre, resides Bisbop Benjamin W.
Arnett, D.D., a divine who is of
especial prominence because of his thrill-
ing eloquence with which be has swayed
many audiences.
Among the high officials of the
church, 3ao one is more distinguisbed
than he.
• Before being elected bishop he was a
leading minister in his church and also
a very prominent Republican. He repre-
sented his county in the Ohio Legislature
Lor several years.
Having given this sketoh of the bis-
hop, the following testimonial from him
will be found interesting reeding and
fully explains itself.
To whom it may concern
:—
"In April, 1894, while on my way
home from Philadelphia I caught it very
severe cold, which soon developed into
rheumatism. It was impossible for me
to rest by day or sleep by night. About
the first of June I was compelled to take
to my bed, wbere I remained for some
time. When I was able to get up I could
only. get about by the use of retches.
"The fall came on and the rheuma-
tism grew worse, lasting all through the
winter of 'lei and '95. I suffered as I
never suffered before. I thought that the
spring would bring me relief, but it did
not, consequently I was forced to cancel
a Dumber of engagements to speak.
"Om day in June, 1895, my wife said,
'Bishop, I read so naich about Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills, suppose you try them
and see if they will not help you?
"I said, `No, there is no use of getting
then] for we have tried almost every-
thing that has been recommended to us,
and none of the remedies suggested seem
to help my ease.'
"She said no more, but went to Xenia,
Ohio, and bought a box of the pills, On
her return she gave me it dose at noon
and another at night. She was only
called one time to attend. to Inc during
that night.
"For months previous she had. been
called three to four times during the
night. The next day I took three doses
of the pills, and the second night I was
not disturbed. My wife, for the first
time in more than ten months, had it
good night's sleep.
"I have not lost a night's sleep since
that time on account of tne rheumatism.
I carry a box of Dr. Williams' Pink .Pills
in my pocket wherever I go.
"I cheerfully bear testimony and. hope
that others may find relief as I did. I
have recommended Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills to several people.
"Yours for God and Man,
BENJAMIN W. ARNETT."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cure by
going to the root of the dise,ase. They
renew and build up the blood, and
strengthen the nerves, thus driving dis-
ease from the system. Avoid Imitations
by insisting that every box you purchase
is euelosed in it wrapper bearing the full
trade mark, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
for Pale People.
The Ron. Texas Angel. of Idaho.
"Texas Angell Gods, what a namel"
was the exclamation of a Spokane man
as he read the senatorial reports from
Boise City and learned that an individ-
ual bearing that name Was it prominent
figure in the race over in Idaho. "What
could his parents have been thinking of
when they named the poor baby?' he
continued. "A worse combination could
not have been coniured from the imagi-
tuition."
"Have you never beard of the circum-
stances under which Mr. Angel received
that name? said Judge John R. Mc-
Bride, the well known pioneer of Oregon
Washington and Idabo. "It happened in
this way: Mr. Angel's father was a
member of congress from the Buffalo dis-
trict of New York, and while in congress
the question of the admission of ' Texas
was a lively issue. He took an active and
leading part in the movement for admis-
sion'and was so enthusiastio over the
question that he gave the name of Texas
to his son, born at that time. Then only
a glamour of romance and adventure
hung over the broad region so recently
wrested from Mexico, and the elder Mr.
Angel could not foresee the character
which was so soon to attach to the in-
fant state."
Mr. Angel is about 60 years of age,has
an excellent standing in the southern
part a the state, where he is well known,
is a successful lawyer, and is a Populist
of moderate views.—Spokane Spokesman
Review.
So Many.
SO many stars in the infinite space—
So many worlds in the light of God's
face.
So many storms ere the thunders
&all cease—
So many paths to the portals of Peace.
So many years, so many tears—
Sighs and sorrows and pangs and
prayers.
So aaany ships in the desolate night—
So many harbors, and only one Light.
So many creeds like the weeds in the
sod—
So many temples, and only one God.
—Prank L. Stanton in Atlanta Con-
stitution.
•
Much Will Depend.
A Chicago man is trying to have his
wife declared insane because she wants
to buy everything she sees. A good deal
will depend on whether the judge is a
married man or not.—Cleveland Plain
Dealer. •
THAT FUNNY OLD WOMAN.
The Ineuxance Dian Had Het Bar Ontaid•
the Realm of Fancy.
"NOVelisto have always taken liberties
with the funny little old VIOnlan," Said tht
insurance man, "but I've had my expert.
once -With one in real life. She happened
to be going from one depot to another at
the sanie time that I did, and bad no hesi-
tancy in asking me to lend her my arm,
precisely as though she bad me under sals
ary for rendering just that sort of service.
"She was a *rightly old body, but thin
as her -voice and dressed in colors that
would have been fatal in a bull ring. It
was a strain even on my gallantry, but I
piloted her safely through, pulling ber out
of the way of buses, street cars and
switching trains. I could see that she was
disposed to hold me responsible for all
these emmytalees, but I made full allow-
ance for her peppery disposition, and res.
cued her big invoice of personal property
every time it was scattered through our
combined efforts at dodging. After I bad
made her comfortable in a parlor car she
had tbe grace to thank me, and I soon
learned from a friend whom 1. happened to
meet that she was an eccentric character
with more money than any one needed. I
remember having a comfortable feeling
that I might bear from her agran, for she
had taken my card at her own request,"
"Well, did you hear?"
"Inside of an hour- levee in the smoker
enjoying a pipe when a man in blue and
brass buttons tapped me on the sboulder,
told zne not to make any fuss, and bad me
on the platform just as tbe alcl lady step-
ped from her ear. She had lost ben weU
filled pocketbook during our stormy Pas-
sage from station to station, and con-
surned no time in reeking up her mind
that I had stolen it. When we inet, it wag
plain from the flash of her eyes that my
size and age were all that saved me from
bodily harm After I had convinced both
the officer and berself that I was not a pick-
pocket she rated me up hill and down dale
Lor not looking more zealously after her
interests while I was with her. I was glad
to inake zny escape, but she occasionally
writes me making a good offer for the re-
turn of her book and money. You can
never tell about such people, arid I have
SOMO anxiety to live till after her will is
made."—Detroit Free Press.
A Fandiy Affair.
Languid Manuna—CeR:stine, who was
that ill tred child u .4 you and the baby
on the walk this tuerniag?
the Maid—Your eldest, madam,—De'
troit News.
Why Do Reformed.
"Yee, I was tol'abp successful while I
was in the biznis," aumitted the reformed
burglar, with a senile of reminiscent pride.
i'nett your eanFeience troubled you too
niece:" queried t/ao distinguished philan-
art e tise.
" t 'between that an the perlice 1
eeuldn't get no rest." --Detroit News.
A Vindication,
"I don't understand why you dislike
Herbert so," said Mabel to her father.
"I don't tlaink he has any ideas of
finance."
"I am sure you wrong him. Be is de-
voted to it. He stopped right in the mid-
dle of his proposal to me to ask how you
business was eetting alma g. "—Washington
Star.
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