The Exeter Advocate, 1897-1-21, Page 7„r„Y,r,I
OUR OTTAWA LETTER
FOLLOWING A BAD AMERICAN
PRECEDENT.
Laurier the Good --rhe Secret Ballot -
More of the Tariff Commission -North
Ontario and South Brant -"On to Wash-
In,*ton."
•[From Our Own Correspondent,]
Ottawa,. Jan. 12.—Aud now we have
another exemplification of the peculiar
po)itical methods of the gentlemen who
are in charge of the Liberal machine. In
the present instance, as in other cases.
they have gone to the United States for a
plan of notion. Most of us oan remember
bow, a tittle more than eight years ago,
the famous 1liurohison letter assisted in
the defeat of Mn Cleveland and helped
to put General Harrison in the White
F1'ouse. Some Deneooraticpoliticians in-
duced Murchison, an Englishman who
had become an American citizen, to
write a letter to Sir Lionel. Sackville -
West, the British Minister at Washing-
ton, asking him for his views as to the
merits of the presidential candidates.
The Minister Was indiscreet enough to
state his preference for Mr. Cleveland,
whose party Ile esteemed to be less
antagonistic than the Republicans to
British trans interests. Tho letter was
used with telling effect by the Repnb-
licans,who convinced many voters of the
lower classes that the Democrats were
the fzieutis of the British artiznn and the
foes of the American factory -hand,
t. It has been said that the latest Ub-
e
eral
ib-eera1 dodge bears a marked resemblance
to this scheme. The Globe of a few days
ago reproduced a circular letter which.
was sent out on January 2 to the leading
Protestant citizens of this province
ostensibly by a so-called "Patriotic Vig
panne Committee.” The terms of the
circular are ridiculous. It is stated that
the country is being handed over by its
rulers to rebels; that the Laurier Gov-
ernment is in league with some unknown
Guy Fawkes and Cetesbys, and that any
secret information that can he obtained
should be handed over to the "Central
Liberal Conservative Assoolations" and
other loyal organizations of the country.
The whole thing is couched in such
ridiculous language as to make it clear
that some clumsy plotters in the Liberal
ranks hare evolved this scheme in order
to use its results in Quebec+. The people
to whom the circular is addressed are
warped that the Churoh of Rome is
-attiving to get control . of the country,
and, presumably, it is concerning any
development of the Churob's plan of
campaign that news le sought by those
rmaladroit Liberal enthusiasts. The die-
' of the circular ham been enr-
ried on in such a bnrefaeed manner as to
make it certain that the whole country
should become aware of its existence
The Globe at first endeavored to persuade
its readers that the circular emanated
from the Conservatives. But the task
o difficult for even Editor Willison
was to u o n
to carry out, and he now tells us through
the columns of the Liberal organ that it
Is possible that the Conservatives had
nothing to do with the matter. No, the
Conservatives had nothng'to do with it.
but the Liberals had. Is ib not to their
Interest to have, in the coming election
in the province of Quebec,: some cry by
which they can convince the opponents
of the Conservative Government that the
Ontario Conservatives are the enemies of
Mother Church? Already the Libetal
managers have had the circular trans-
lated into French, They have sent hund-
reds of copies of it, in English, into the
Roman Catholic ridings of Mara rand
Rama in North Ontario,where a bye -elec-
tion is shortly to come off. But it is in
Quebec that the main use of the circular
is to be made by the Liberal authors..
They remember that Mercier, in the days
of his power.was successful ip stirring up
en anti -English, anti -Protestant feeling
that kept biro in office until his dishon-
esty set the people of the province
against him. When the Quebec campaign
commences this circular will be read on
every Hustings. The people will not know
that, even if such an association of luna-
tics as the "Patriotic Vigilance Com-
mittee" existed, as it does not, the wor-
thies composing its membership would
have no right to use the names of the
Conservative associations. The whole
affair is an ^ibipudent forgery, concocted
to damage the Conservatives in _the prov-
ince of Quebec, .And its authors are the
followers of the gentleman who promised
tc'lead us in the "sunny way of ooncili-
at' 1l" It would be unjust to Mr. Laur-
ie on him e
e to acrid] t
ie to attempt t
P
responsibility for this new attempt to
stir up race antagonism. But the trouble
is that Mr. Laurier is not the whole
party. He is the leader, but be has little
control over the rabble that follows in
his train. The clean ]nen who are in his
party must look askance at the hungry-
, eyed carpet -baggers who glamor for their
bread. And even the leader ' does not
know what the "practical politician"
who run the party are capable of doing.
Be .will fled, out before his consulate
_shall have been ended.
-Laurier the Good.
The •esteemed.Globe has - struck what
it evidently considers a very superior
plan of action in respect of Mr. Laurier.
The Premier is an honest gentleman, of
average ability, wbo was chosen as nom
anal head of the Liberal partybecause
he had rondo few enemies. Also, his rec-
titude in matters of meum and . tuum so
strongly contrasted with the extreme
broadness of Mr. Mercier's views, that
he made a sort of , moralbalanus for the
then Premier of Quebec. The Globe, in
place of letting the public judge for
itself as to Mr.Laurier's abilities, insists
upon ascribing to him every virtue. Eaob
morning his portrait -or what is said to
. be his portrait -appears on the front
page of the paper. In order to avoid
monotony, the features of the great
man's. physiognomy are different , every
day, but the cartoonist always 'manages
to picture a benevolent looking gentle-
man in the very article of performing
some noble deed or enunciating some
lofty idea that would have done honor.
to Mr, Barlow, of Sanford and Merton
fame. This apotheosis of Mr. Laurier bee
comes ridiculous- when one knows, as I
do, that Jim Sutherland and his friends,:
the "practical politicians," decided upon
the, deification of the leader over their
Ottawa, The astute. Mr. Sutherland
pointed out that Sir John Macdonald
hold the love and esteem of the people
because they knew him. "Let ue," Maid
Mr. Sutherland, "maize the people know
Laurier. We'll 'star' him as the only
honest Premier -excepting Mackenzie, of
course—that Canada ever had. Great
scheme."' And so the editorials are writ.
ten and the cartoons are drawn. But, it
may be asked, is not Mr. Tarte a prao-
tical politician? Or course he is, and this
is his opinion of his honored loader, the
Bayard of Canadian polities; as printel
in Mr Torte's own paper:—
"Mr. Laurier hos a character veneered
on the outside. Scratch a little, and you
will find the mediocrity within., He is
not learned, his speeches shot• it. His
thoughts do not rise above the plane of
his prejudices Ile never will he faithful
to ,what he does not possess.-.priuclples, {{
sound convictions or patriotism-" Mr.
Tarte has not yet told us that he has re-
versed this opininn.
The secret Ballot.
The able gentlemen who writeeditoriais
for the Liberal newspapers continua to
hang, draw and quarter the bishops of
Quebec.But, because the bishops of
Ontario have always been the firm
friends of the Mowat Government, the
aforesaid editors allow thele to continue
in the enjoyment of life, liberty and the
Pursuit of happiness. One of the things
that Tne Globe tells us is that "Our laws
are supposed to protect the voter in the
free exercise of his right to mark his
ballot ashe pleases" This remark is
apropos of the case of L•Eleoteur. It is
certainly very true.. But when o Govern -
inept sworn to uphold the law sets itself
to subvert that law it can do so very
easily, The Greenway Government has
given us a striking proof of this in the
election petitions in Manitoba. Their
plan of action is to arrest the deputy -
returning officers --ail Conservatives—
and then to put the voters in the witness -
box and make them swear how they
voted, Where is the secrecy of the bellot;
of what use As the Globe's "right to
mark his ballot as he pleases" if the
Government of the province is able to
make any elector swear how he voted?
Tae Government has made use of the crim-
inal law in order to revenge itself against
its political opponents. No man who
dares to vote against it ran consider
himself safe in Manitoba. Whether he be
guilty or not be will have to clear him-
self from the suspicion of having com-
mitted an offence. If innocent he cannot
expect any reimbursement of the heavy
expenditure to which he has been put
nor has be any remedy for the disgrace
attendiug the mere fact of his prosedu-
teon. If he be a inlsdeuiearit he is acme -
what luckier than bis innocent fellow -
citizen, for ]ie knnws that be can obtain
immunity from punishment by entering
the political service of the Greenway
Government The protection of the ballot
has been utterly violated and extin-
guished in Manitoba. Nothing remains
but a system of noininal ` liberty tinder
the espionage of a oabinet of unscrapul•
ous demagogues, I do not know whether
Mr. Clifford Sifton, the financier who
dool)nes to pay the $7,000 owing by him
to the city of Winnipeg, had a hand in
this outrage. In Ontario we have a law
which makes It possible for the Govern-
ment, by means of its numbered ballot,
n voted,
0 find just how ever ma t
out
ty ,
so that we are not so far ,ahead of Mani-
toba and Mr. Greenway after all.
More of the Tariff Commission.
The gentlemen of the Tariff Commis-
sion have resumed the piregrinations
and Mr. Fielding oontinues to make
merry at the expense of the witnesses
who appear before the triumverate. Mr.
Fielding must have road Bacon. Does he
not remember that we are told in the
essay on Great Fame to "Embrace and
invite helps and advices touching the
exeoutinn of thy place, and do not drive
away such as bring the information as
meddlers, b'ut accept of them in good
pert." To accept that advice would do
the Minister of Finance no harm. The
number of enemies that he has made
during the tour of the commission would
be appaling if it were known Sir Rich-
ard Cartwright, who is a courteous man,
and Fielding'a superior in every depart-
ment of statesmanship, has spoken to the
witneses as one gentleman speaks to an-
other. Mr. Paterson acts as coryphaeus
and says nothing. Mr. Fielding's man-
ners are a combination of those of the
interlocutor of a minstrel show and those
of a bullying cross-examiner. The manu-
facturers in every place which the Com-
mission has visited, bave made out good
oases. And the manufacturers aro not all
Conservatives either, as Mr. Paterson
well knows. As the capable editor of the
Gananoque Journal points out, Dr.
Bowen, the President of the Thousand
Islands Carriage Company, is a stalwart
Reformer. Like a good Canadian, he
put the country's good -before party ane
told the Commission that the uncer-
tainty in respect of the tariff had thrown
employes out of work and that a reduc-
tion of the tariff in the carriage schedule
would bring Canadian goods, made by
free labor, into competition with $3,000,-
000 worth of American prison -made
vehicles every year. Does the Free Trader
Fielding yet recognize that et is "a cnn-
dittun, not a theory, that confronts us?"
North Ontario and South Brant.
The campaigns in South Brant and
North Ontario are being pushed. In the
latter constituency the Conservatives
have elected Mr. Angus McLeod. nf.
Bracebridge, as * their candidate. For
many years Mr. MoLeod, wbo is a
wealthy lumberman, has been a faithful
worker en the. Conservative ranks. His
lumbering interestin the northern end
of the constituency, are very large, 'and
his popularity is undenied, The Liberals
already say that they have very little
hope of electing Mr. Graham, their can.
didate. In Brant Mr. Henry is making
a strong campaign against Mr. Heyd, the
Government candidate, Mr. Henry was
unseated on account of the, indiscretion
of a too liberal friend who gave an
Indian two dollars to compensate him for
the day's work which be lust by going
home to vote. When Mr. Henry heard of
this he abandoned the seat. His return
in Brant is as nearly certain as anything
political
can he. .The constituency is
overrun, by Liberal oreanizers, but Mr.
Henry's personal strength will give him
an advantage Which :Mr, Heyd cannot
hope successfully to contend against. The
writs for the two constituencies have,
not been leaned at the time of writing:
"On to Washington."
John Charlton is now on his way to
Washington, where he is to act as Cana-
dian` commissioner on the tariftques-
1 tion. I do not see the object of sending
Mr. Chariton now. or Sir Richard and
Mr.. Fielding later on. It is simply use-
less to attempt to do anything with this
Congress or this Government. Mr.
McKinley bas called' the new Congress
to meet early' in March. Until then the
Canadian Government eannot hope to even
until MoE tnley shall bave meowed Moe,
may the Laurier Government, if etill•hope-:
ful that the Ainerioans will make some
concessions, send .their Commissioners
to Washington with the certainty that.
there can be found somebody who will
enter into discussion with them.
AN OCEAN TELEPHONE.
4 cable Goold be Constructed for Talking
Across the Mien tie.
"A cable could he oonstrneted for use
in telephoning across the Atlantio," xe-.
marked F. A, Piokernell, chief engineer
in charge of the long distance telephone
construction department of the American
Telegraph and Telephone Comoany,to a
New York Tribune reporter "but alt the
ships of the British Navy would not he
able to carry it. It would be as big
around as a hogshead, and the financial
resources of any three of the great powers
would be taxed to their utmost to pay for
It, And if it wore laid the costof using
it would discount its utility. The cost of
one minute's conversation over such a
submarine system would be close to 860."
Mr. Piceernoll was discussing the
feasibility of suhinarine telephony, and'
his remark ahove quoted was in tartly to
a question as to, the probable utility of
the reported invention of a Russian elec-
trician, M. Kildischewskyby name, who,
as reported by cable from Odessa. has
made an improvement in the telephone
by which "distance has no effect upon
the hearing," whatever that may mean
The inference is, according to the experts,
that the Russian with a name which
most Americans are shy of pranouuctng,
has invented what be considers an
proved transmitter. The (labia despatch
went on to announce that in an experi-
mental test, made between Moscow and
Rostnff, a distance of 890 miles, talking
and music, both instrumental and venal,
Were heard with perfect distinctness, and
for tho purpose of the experiment an
ordinary telegraph wire was used.
In this there is nothing unusual, as.
expert electrioitins agree In fact, it is
only an episode In the dovelopmeut of the
telephone on the other side of the ocean,
whioh is almost anolent history on this
side of the water, where the telephone of
long distance pattern is in daily use for
commercial purposes from Boston to
Memphis, a distanne of 1 500 miles. This
is the longest circuit in use in America.
But there are connections running over
1,000 miles between Foston and Chicago,
and the long-distance lines from New
S'nrk to Chicago, and from this city to
St. Louis and to Cincinnati simply inui-
tipiying the factors contributing to
American supremacy in electric science.
Another paint in this connection was
brought out in the course of a conversa-
tion with Herbert Laws Webb, an expert
electrician, and for nine years connected
with the submarine cable service. The
difficulties in the way, Mr. Webb'rs-
marked, are not in the apparatus as it
stands to -day, but they are inherent in
„the submarine cable itself. Telephone
lilies are placed as high in the air as pos-
sibie, for bnr?ing them in the ground
destroys their ocaduelvo capacity mater-
ially, because of their induction, which
causes confusion among the eleotriu
waves thlit oouduet and make intelligible
sound waves proceeding from the speaker
through the transmitter, The vibratious
become confused, and the effect is that
of °bolting the wire, the consequent
effect being a blur of undecipherable
noise at the receiving end of the line.
whisky and soda in the Rideau olab M begin negotiations with Washington. Not
bn.Shellfish an ha
t T u
fetio
' 1 a
During last year much alarm was
caused in England by the tracing of an
epidemic of typhoid fever to the consump-
tion of uncooked oysters. An official in-
quiry into thevchole question of the rela-
tion of shellfish and infection was order-
ed, and the uommissioner appointed to
superintend the investigation, Dr. Cart-
wright Wood, bas issued his report. A
number of experiments were made, with
the result of showing that snob germs as
those of cholera and typhoid fever could
be separated from sea water six weeks
after their introduction, so that there is
every reason to believe that these organ-
isms can exist over very lengthened peri-
ods in ordinary sea water. 1t has been
repeatedly stated by recent authorities
that in the presence of ordinary water
bacteria the microbes of disease quickly
perish, but according to Dr. Wood, this
is not the case; "the presence of the
water banteria exerted little or no influ-
ence on the vitality of the disease germs,
at any rate, during the first .live or six
weeks." The next question, of course,
was, Supposing the microbe gets into the
oyster, does the oyster destroy 1t in any
way, or does the germ go on living? In
other words, tan a good oyster bo a car-
rier of infection? Living cbolera organ-
isms were found within the shell tip too
the eighteenth day, so that if the oysters
are exposed,to the infection, it is quite
evident theyy are capable of carrying it.
It was noted, however, that although
both cholera and typhoid' organisms
could live in sea water, they did not
multiply in it, at any rate, at the ordin-
ary temperature of, sea water. .)3ut these
organisms multiplied freely at the higher
temperature of the oyster saloon. Finally,
Dr. Wood concludes "that the contamin-
ation of sea water in the neighborhood of
oyster beds may undoubtedly lear\ to the
mollusks becoming infected with patho-
genic organisms. The nature of the risks
run by those who partake of such oysters
is accordingly obvious; the degree of
risk, however, we con not pretend to
estimate. "Evidently the only Principle
that can be applied with safety to this
question is to judge the sea water as we
would a drinking water, and condemn
all oysters which originate from beds
subject to more or less recent contamina-
tion. It was, proposed that a black list
should tie kept of those oyster beds which
ought to be avoided, but this was found
impracticable, The idea, however, was
not lost on the English, public, who
have in many oases ceased to eat oysters
from local beds to which contamination
has been traced. It is proposed to give the
local authorities power to protect the
public by closing the oyster beds • sus-
pected of being contaminated until the
objectionable conditions have been re
moved, just as these authorities have at
present the power of closing a milk shop
which 3s regarded as a source of danger.
Couldn't Help it.
Boldly she walked on the seabeat shore
As long as shone the sun,
But' when the rain name her colors were
struck
And what could she do but run?
• --Detroit Tribune.
• Bibby's Transform ,ation.
"And Who is this?" 'asked Clara,
pointing to a picture of a chubby child"
in skirts.
"That," said Robby, who had been
wearing knickerbockers for some. time,
"is me when I was a girl." --Standard.
RAILROADERS TELL
IT'S WONDEr:,FUL
RAILROAD ,}' IDIVEY..
I, WiL.u.hn WALitaa,ofthe eityof ifsmil.
ton, do solemnly declare that I recede «t
84 Colborne Street, and aril employed as
passenger brakeman on the ti T. 1.
f suffered intensely with what is ra11'd
Railway Kidneys and also had :lc-tntiea,
which became so severe that I had to leave
my work. I had medical treatuu'nt, was
fly blistered and had hotirons applied, but ,
without success. I took a great a uao tity cif
medicine and when 1 began the use of
Ryckman's Kootenay Cure' thought it was
onlyanether experiment and could hardly
trust my own senses when I began to get
better. The pain gradually left ine, niy
kidneys began to act with regularity and
promptness, my appetite returned.and now •
I at» cured, I am forty years of age. hove
been with the G. T. Refer twelve years, and
=now able to work every day, thanks to
Kootenay Cure, which I have pleasure in
recommending to everyone suffering with
Rheumatism or KieneyT`rouble, and espe-
cially to railroad men, who are an more or
less subject to disordered Kidneys.
Sworn to before 3. W. SEveaoue CORLEY,
Notary Pittair.
HaMXLTON, 3oth Dec., 1896.
TWENTY
YEARS OF LUMBAGO,
I, JAMES Muds, of the City of Hamilton, Co.
of Wentworth, residing 243 Emerald Street N.;
do solemnly declare that I am at present em.,
ployed as night baggagenian master Grand
Trunk Station, Hamilton. I was troubled for over
twenty years with Lumbago, and at times was
so severely afflicted that I could not walk. Twice
a year during the time the attacks were very
intense, but the pain was constantly with. me,
and for about ten years I could not stand straight
for a longer period than about fifteen minutes,
when I would be compelled to lean over or stoop
forward in order to relieve myself..
After using nine bottles of Ityckman's Koot-
enay Cure I am free from Lumbago end consider
myself completely cured. I told Mr. Ryckman
that if I felt no pains for one year after taking
his medicine, that I would give him a testimonial,
and as the time expires this week, I came to him
without solicitation to give this sworn declara-
tion, I conscientiously consider Kootenay Cure
one of the greatest and best remedies for back or
kidney trouble ever used by mankind, and wish
my case to become generally kn own, as I doctored
with five different medical men and wus told by
some of them that they could do nothing for me;
others said, "Go to bed and stay until I got
better," but that would have been giving up all
hope and confessing myself a hopeless invalid.
Kootenay Cure was my salvation, and I believe
it only right that medical teen, universities and
hospitals should use the remedy extensively.
Sworn to before Was. 3. ]toss,
HAMILTON, 1gthDec., 1886.
Notary Psltit,
TRIALS OF A TRAVELER.
One of Them Caused a Chambermaid to
Miss Her Tip.
You have heard of the man who had
employed a new servant, fresh from a
country town. The man bad
wine hi bl
y
recommended as lioness, industrious and
intelligent, and in appearance be evident-
ly justified his sponsors. His employer re-
turned after a couple of days' absence to
find that the new servant had been clean-
ing up generally, and particularly in the
wine cellar, where he had scoured all the:
dust and rust off of the wine bottles.
Well, 1 know a man who had a similar
experience, though perhaps not quite so
readily comprehended by the general read-
er. This man had traveled a groat deal and
had .a fad. They sometimes go together.
His fad was travel. Alpine climbers carry
what they call alpenstocks, on which they
burn the records of their mountain tri-
umphs—the name of the mountain climb-
ed, height, data, eto. They overrun the
mountain regions of Europe, bragging of
their exploits and proving them by the
stick. .I can show a straight record of the'
Swiss Alps myself—having bought it at
Interlaken, where it had evidently been
left in pawn by some impeounious ama-
teur mountaineer. I had climbed Mont
Blanc—by telescope—and got my record
something after the manner of the man
who bought his ancestors in the "Pirates
of Penzance."
But to return. My friend didn't carry
a notched stick, but he had trunke and
grip and typewriting machine case and
hatbox covered with ,labels. These labels
showed just wbat an awfully wide awake
fellow be was and where he had boon and
bow often. They were the record of his
travels over the world. And as he had been
about a good bit they were curiosities. It
used to give my friend, wbo is well known
in New York, immense satisfaction to see
the look of awe with which these relict
were regarded by porters and baggage ensu
and hotel clerks wherever he went. They
were tbat plastered with steamship cabin
marks and hotel posters and custom
house labels and railway stamps that you
couldn't tell what they were exceptby the
shape.
We were in Detroit Last winter; when he
came to my room in the hotel half intoxi-
cated and the other half crazy with anger.
As soon, as I could get him to converse in-
tel]igently between oaths calculated to
sink this confounded country out of sight
he told me that the chambermaid, in an-
ticipation of an exti'a hp, bad washed off
every last one of his pet earmarks, and that
it was :blankoty, blah
"And to think that I have to begin all
over again! said he, the seven wasted.
years staring him in the face. And it was
tough, you will admit. ;But that &ambor-
maid didn't get ler tip. --New York Her;
aid:
COQUETTES AS BENEFACTORS.
tiful, she must have kept her youth. She
is in no sense a light woman; neither is
she tvezintoIlet, i,
he would not speak
eek
Greek even if she could. She is a oreaturo
of infinite tact, whom every outward sem-
blance of a nuts interests profoundly. With
him she is always tither best, and she cou-
trives to get out of him the hest there is.
v hetic as
sympathetic well and growss
line s14e1
She top
;cit
site listens.
"Bus he a special weakness? She half
tempts him to believe it is a virtue. An
adept in the subtlest Jones of flattery,rshe
Would forge the meanest of us to shine,
even when be is ill at ease. ' 'td yet, above
all, she remains sincere. eeer interest in
hien is real and survives the fleeting mo-
ment, He is a znan—that is to say, for her
the brightest page in nature's book. She
respects convention, knowing wen when
she may venture to be unconventional, yet
she is unapproaohable and irreproachable.
In return he adores her."
George Eliot says, "One's self satisfac-
tion is a kieul of untaxed property, which
it is very unpleasant to find depreciated."
The men's woman; with a word, or a ges-
ture, or a look, conveys to her companion
the conviction, "You interest me, not so
much for the sake of pleasing, as because
itis true." Can suck) conduct Lis actuated
by may other motive than that of the pur-
est and truest philantbropye--Lippi ucatt's.
Creatures of Infinite Tact, Their Interest
Ia 1tTen Is Genuine.
From an ethical standpoint, at the risk
of appearing paradoxical; I will me as far
as to assert that the coquette is your true
philanthropist. To begin with, she is gen-
erally a "men's woman." That term im-
mediately generates a prejudice in all well
regulated minds, and yet w1'v should 'it?
Charles Dudley Warner says her,"She
is a happy combination of _..-.pies: some-
What difficult to descrite
Mrs. Racket slays: "A creature for whom
education has done much and 'nature
more. She has taste, elegance, spirit and
understanding." Warner says: "She is all
this andmore. To begin with, she is old
enough to know her world thoroughly;
yet, though the need never have been benu-
The Writer.
Talk is arising, as it has off and on
since the now wornont subject of "wom-
an's sphere" came before the pnblic, about
women in place of men for weenies at the
private dinner table. The man is so inn-
nitely superior to the woman at the public
table that it does not seem possible that he
can ever be superseded in private life. A
man -will wait upon a man as well as up-
on a woman, or a woman as well as upon
a man in a hotel or restaurant, provided
'always he expects to receive a tip and
thinks it worth his while. A woman in
either of these places usually treats uwoen-
an with scant courtesy, and in bee amia-
ble moods she is apt to be officious to both
mon and women. Women do not scorn to
appreoiato the fact that waiting on a ta-
ble is a function to be executed with dig-
nity. If the man waiter makes it too much
of a function and his dignity is somewhat
excessive, his is an error in the right di-
rection. He atleast seems to take a certain
pleasure ie the work, while women appar-
ently regard waiting as merely a duty to
be' gone through with as much grace as
may be. -Now York Times.
Reardon dower.
The passion flower, bas its name from
the Latin words signifying "suffering
flower," referring to the filaments or rays
and other parts, being likened to the cir-
Cumstances of Christ's crucifixion. In the
various parts of the 'flower the, fanciful
find the crown of thorns, the cross, the
spear, the scourge, the nails, the hammer,
the lance and the drops of blood.
He Objected.
Hostess --Well, Tommie, you can tell
your pother for me that you are the best
behaved boy attable Fever met.
Tommie --Thank you, ma'am, but I'd
rather not.
Hostess --Rather not. .And why, pray?
Tommie—She'd think Iwas i11, ma'am,
and would send for the doctor.—Pearson'e
Weekly.
washing (int Ouse.
Wash ant glass with very hot water,
but do not use any soap, This will gen-
erally be found' sofficient,,.but if it has a
dull, tarnished appearance apply whiting
on a soft brush, and then polish the glass
With a piece of old newspaper,
acts.
Nee Ir
Sc Weeded More
In the Exeter days of Dr. Temple,
when he was suspected of heterodoxy, a
young curate came to him one day and
said, "My lord, it is rumored that you
are not able to believe in special inter-
alf of cer-
tain
encs o !
po ]tions of Providence n behalf
persons." "Well?" grunted the
bishop. "Well, my lord, here is the
ease of my aunt. My aunt journeys to
Exeter every Wednesday by the same
train and in the same compartment of
the same carriage invariably. Last
Wednesday she felt a :disinclination to
go, and that very day an accident oc-
curred by which the carriage of the
train was smashed to pieces. Now, was
Cot that a direct interposition of Provi-
dence on behs;.lf of my aunt?" "Can't.
say," growled the bishop. "Don't know
your aunt."—Argonant.
Hawaii.
There are many signs indicating that
imneedia,tn1y after the inauguration of
Mr. Iticlainley as president of the United
States another attempt will be made to
effect in hot haste the annexation of the
Hawaiian' Islands to this repuhlie, in
anticipation of this attempt, it will be
well for the American people to consider
calmly and soberly how their inieresta
would be effectedby the consuenzna,tion
of this scheme. Let us assume, for the
sake of argument, that we tan have the
Hawaiian Islands as a part of this 'Union
if we want them, and that we can get
them without any serious opposition on
the part of any one of the great powers
of the world. The question is whether
we should take them under the circum
stances. What will follow if we do?
The annexation of the 'A'awailan
Islands would inavery important respect
change mu position in the world. So fax
our possessions have r11 been - substan-
tially continental. Owing to our abund-
ant resources in men and wealth; an
invasion of our territory by any foreign
power or combination of powers is so
hopeless that we may consider ou selvea
virtually Unassailable in our continental
stronghold. We have always been proud
o1 the advantage we had over other
nations in needing only a shall standing
ea -my and navyfor our defence. The
Hawaiian Islands etre 2,000 miles distant
from our Pacific coast. If we annex
there, they will be part of the territory
of the 'United States, and in case of an
embroilment with any foreign power will
have to be defended as such. This will
require not only large and costly -forti-
fications and strong garrisons on the
islands themselves, but else, to :maintain
them and our communication -with them,
very lnuoli larger naval and military
establishments than we: ,now bave. In.
other words, we shall have added to our
possessions a very vulnerable point, which
will: to a great extent deprive ns of the
most valuable privilege of being su'bstan-
t3ally secure without a big and costly
standing armament.—Harper's Weekly:
Vessels Sunk in the Thames.
Between forty and fifty vessels are
sunk in the Thames every year. During
the past eleven years seventy-four steam-
ers, of 55,758 tons register, fifty-four sail
ingvessels, of 9,128 tons,and 301 barges,
of 11 956 tons, have been raised by the
Conservancy lighters.
Tunnels of the .World.
The longest tunnel in the world is
St. Gothard, which is 4,840 ,feet. The
next longest are Mount Canis, 39,8110
feet; Hoosac, 25,080 feet• Severn, 211,999
feet; Nochistongs, : A659 feet; Sutler
21,120 feet.