HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-12-10, Page 3It
A CALL TO YOUNG MEN
THEIR OPPORTUNITY, SAFETY, DE-
FENSE AND DESTINY.
Rev. Dr. Talmage Says a Good Home is a
Mighty Defense, and So Are Industrious
Habits, but Ile Insists That Religion is
the Strongest of All.
Washington, Nov. 29.—A resounding
call goo, cut in this sernioa of Dr. Tal-
mag3 It heeded, it world he revolution-
ary for good. this subject is "Young
.kion Challenged to Nobility" and the
text Il Kings vi, 17, "And the Lord
opens i the eyes of the young man."
• Une morning in Dnthnn a young theo-
loigcal student was soared by finding
hisnself and Eli'ba the prophet, upon
whom ho waited, surrounded by n whole
army of enemies But venerable Elisha
was u .t scared at all because he saw the
mountains full of defense for him in
chariots made of fire. drawn by horses of
fire—a supernatural appearance that could
not be seen We'll the natural eye: fib the
old minister preyed that the young min-
ister might see them also, and the prayer
was answered, and the L 'd opened the
eyes of the young roan, and he also saw
the fiery procession, looking soluewhat,
I suppose, like the Adirondacks or the
Alleghenies in autumnal resplendence,
Many young men, standing among
the most tremendous realities, have their
eyes half shut or entirely closed. May
God grant that• my sermon may open
wide your eyes to your safety, your op-
portunity and your destiny!
A mighty defense for a young man is
a good home. Some of my hearers look
back with tender satisfaction to their
early hone. It inay have hoon rude and
rustic, bidden among the bills and
architect or uholpstnrer never planned or
adorned it. But all the freauo on princely
walls never looked so enticing to you as
those rough hewn rafters. You can think
of no park or arbor of trees planted on
fashionable country seat so attractive as
the plain beook that ran in front of the
old farmhouse and sang under the weep.
Ing willows. No barred gateway adorned
with statue of bronze and swung open by
obsequious porter in full dross has halt
the glory of the old swing gate. Many of
yon have a second dwelling place—your
adopted home—that also is sacred for-
ever. There yon built the first family
altar. There your children were born.
Ail those trees yon planted. That room
is solemn because once in it. over the hot
pillow, flapped the wing of death. Under
that roof you expect when your work is
done to lie down and die. You try with
many words to tell the excellency of the
place, but you fall. There is only on,
word in the language that can desorite
your meaning. It is home.
Now, I declare it, that young' man is
comparatively safe who guns into the
world with a charm like this upon him.
The memory of parental solicitude,
watching, planning and praying will be
to him a shield and a shelter. I never
knew a man faithful both to his early
and adopted home who at the same time
was given over to any gross form of dis-
sipation or wickedness He who seeks his
enjoyment chiefly from outside assoola-
tion rather then from the more quiet and
unpreeuming pleasures of which I have
spoken may be suspected to be on the
broad road to ruin. Absalom despised
his father's house, and you know his his-
tory of sin and his death of shame. If
you seem unnecessarily isolated from
your kindred and former associates, is
there not a room that you con call your
own? Into it gather books and pictures
and a harp. Have a portrreit over the
mantel. -Make ungodly mirth stand back
from the threshold. Consecrate some spot
with the knee of prayer. By the memory
of other days, a father's counsel, and a
mother's love, and a sister's confidence,
call it home,
Another defense for a young man is
industrious habits. Many young men in
starting upon life in this aje expect to
make their way through the world by
the use of their wits rather than the to'1
of their hands. A bny now goes to the
city and fella twice before he is as old
as his father was when he first saw the
spires of the great town. Sitting be sone
office, rented at $1,060 a year, he is wait-
ing for the bank to declare its dividend,
or goes into the market expecting before
night to be made rich by the rushing up
of the stooks. But luck seemed so dull
he resolved on some other tack. Perh=ps
he borrowed from his employer's money
drawer and forgets to put it back, or for
merely the purpose of improving his pen-
manship makes a copy plate of a mer-
chant's signature. Never mind. A11 is
right in trade. In some dark night there
may come iu his dreams a vision of the
penitentiary, but it soon vanishes. In a
short time he will be ready to retire
from the busy world, and amid his
Souks and herds cultivate the domestic
virtues. Then those young men who once
were his schoolmates and knew no bet-
ter than to engage in honest work will
come with their ox teams to draw him
log and with their hard hands to help
heaves up his castle. This isnofancy pic-
ture. It is everyday life. I shnuld not
wonder if there were some rotten beams'
In that beautiful palace. I should not
wonder ifdire sickness should slsuite.
through the young man,. or if God should
pour into his oup a life draft that would
thrill' him with unbearable agony; 3f his
children should become to him a living
enrse, making his home a pest and a
disgrace. I should not wonder if he goes
to a miserable grave and beyond it into
the' gnashing of teeth. The way of the
ungodly shall perish.
My .young friends, there is no way to
genuine success except through toll either
of head or hand. At the battle of Crecy
In '1346 the Prince of Wales, finding him-
self hepvily-pressed by the enemy, sent
word to his father for help. The father,
watching the battle from a windmill,
and seeing his son was not wounded and
could gain the day if he would, sent
words "No, I will not come. Let the
boy win his spurs, for, if God will, I
desire that this day be his with all its
honors." Young man, fight your own
battles all through and you shall have
the victory. Oh, it is a battle worth
dIIghtingl Two monarchs of old fought a
duel, Charles V and Francis, and the
stakee were kingdoms, Milan and Bur-
gundy. You fight with sin and the stake
is heaven or hell.
od
r f al
in
Ido not know that the p g
Scripture would ever have been reclaimed
had he not given up his idle habits and
gone to feeding swine for a living. The
devil does not so often attack the man
who is busy with the pen, and the book,
and the trowel and the saw, and the
hammer. He le afraid of those weapons.
Nutwoe to the man whom this roaring
lion meets with his hands in his pockets.
Do not demand that your toil always
be elegant and clearly refined. There is a
pertain amount of drudgery :through
whioh we must all pass whatever ebe onr
occupation. You know how men are
sentenced a certain number of years to
prison, and after they have suffered and
worked out the time. then they are al-
lowed to go free. So It is with all of us.
God passed on us the sentence, "By the
sweat•of thy brow shalt thou eat bread.'
We must endure our time of drudgery,
and then, after awhile, we will be allow-
ed to go into comparative liberty. We
must be willing to endure the sentence,
We all know what drudgery is connected
with the beginning of any trade or pro-
fession, but this does not continue all
onr lives, if it be the student's, or the
merobant's, or the mechanic's life. I
know you have at the beginning many
a bard time, but after awhile those
things will become easy. Your will be
your own master. God's sentence will
be satisfied. You will be discharged from
prison.
Bless God that you have a brain to
think and hands to work and feet to walk
with, for in your onnstant activity,' 0
young man, is one of your strongest de-
fenses. Put your trust in God and do
your bust. That child had it right when
the horses ran away with the load of
wood and he sat on it. When asked it he
was frightened, he said, "No, I prayed to
God and hung on like a beaver."
Respect for the Sabbath will be to the
young man another preservative against
evil. God has thrust into the toll and fat',
gue of life a recreative day when the soul
fa especially to be. fed. It is no new
fangled • notion of a wild brained re-
former, but an institution estabtsbed at
the beginning. God has made natural
and moral laws so harmonious that the
body as well as the soul demands this
institution. Our bodies are seven day
clocks that must be wound up as often
as that or they will run down. Failure
must come Bonner or later to the man
who breaks the Sabbath. Inspiration
has called it the Lord's day, and he who
devotes it to the world is guilty of rob-
bery. God will not let the sin go un-
punished either in this world or the
world to some.
While the divine frown most rest neon
him who tramples upon this statute,
God's special favor will be upon that
young man who scrupulously observes
it. This day, properly observed, will
throw a hallowed influnneo over all the
week. The song and sermon and sanc-
tuary will hold bank from presnmptuous
sins. That ,young man who begins the
duties of life' with either secret or open
disrespect of the holy day, I venture to
prophesy, will meet with no permanent
successes. God's curse will fall upon his
ship, his store, his office, his studio, his
toady and his soul. The way of the
wicked he turnetb upside down.
A noble ideal and onnfident expecta-
tion of approximating to it are an infal-
lible defense. The artist completes in bis
mind the great thought that he wishes
to transfer to the canvas or the marble
before he takes up the crayon or the
chisel. The architect plans out the entire
structure before he orders the workmen
to begin, and, though there may for a
long while seem to bo nothing but blun
Bering and rudeness, he has in bis mind
every Corinthian wreath and Gothic arch
and Byzantine capital. The poet arranges
the entire plot before he begins to chime
the first panto of tingling rhythms. And
yet, strange to say, there are mon whn
attempt to build their character without
knowing whether iu the end it shall bo
a rude Tartar's tent or a St. .lark's of
Venice—men who begin to write the in-
tricate poem of their lives without know -
Ing whether it shall be a Homer's
"Odyssey" or a rhytnester' botch.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine men
out of a thousand are living without any
great life plot. Booted and spurred and
plumed, and urging their. swift courser
in the hottest haste, ask: "Hello, man!
Whither away?" His response is, "No-
where. "Rush Into the busy shop or store
of many a one and taking the plane out
of the man's hand or laying down the
yardstick, say, "What, man, is all this
anout—so muoh stir and sweat."
The reply will stumble and break
down between teeth and lips. Every
day's duty ought only to be the filling
up of the main plan of existence. Let
men be consistent. 11 they prefer mis-
deeds to correct courses of action, then
lot them draw out the design of knavery
and cruelty and plunder. Let every day's
falsehood and wrongdoing be added as
coloring to the picture. Let bloody deeds
red stripe the picture, and the clouds of
a wrathful God bang down heavily over
the canvas, ready to break out in clamor-
ous tempest. Let the waters be chafed
and froth tangled and green with im-
measurable depths. Then take a torch of
burning pitch and scorch into the frame
the right name for it—the soul's suicide.
If on entering upon sinful directions
would only in his mind or on paper draw
out in awful reality this dreadful future,
he would recoil from it, and say, "Am I
a Dante that by my own life I should
write another 'Inferno?' " But if you are
resolved to live a life such as God and
good men will approve, do not let it be
a vague dream, an indefinite determine. -
tion, but in your mind or upon paper
sketch it in all its minutiae: You can•
not know the changes to whioh your may
be subject, but you num know what al-
ways will be right and always will be
wrong. Let gentleness and charity and
veracity and faith stand in the heart of
the,aketoh,
On soma still brook's bank make a
lamb and lion lie down together. Draw
two'or three of '.the trees of lite, not
frost stricken, nor ice glazed, nor wind
stripped, but with thick verdure waving
like the palms of heaven. On the dark-
est oloud'place the rainbow, that pillow
of the dying storm. You need not print
the title on the frame. The dullest will
catch the design at a glance and say,
"That is the road to heaven." .Ah, me!
On this sea of. ,fife what innumerable
ships, heavily laden and well rigged,
yet seem hound for no port! Swept
every whither of wind and wave, they
go up by the mountains, they go down
by the valleys and are at their wits' end.
They sail by no chart, they watch no
star, they lung for no harbor. I beg
every young man to -day to draw out a
sketch of what, by the grace of God, he
means to be. Think no excellence so
high that you cannot reach it. He who
starts out in lite with a high ideal of
character and faith in its attainment
will find himself incased from a thou-
sand temptations. There are magnificent
temptations. There are magnificent pos.
sibilities before eaoh of you, young men
n
of the stout heart,'and the
buoyant step,
P,
and the bounding spirit. I - would mar-
shal you for grand achievement. God
now provides for you the field and the
armor and the fortifications. Who is on
the Lord's side?
Many ; years ago word came to me
that two inpostors, as temperance- leo-
turers, had been speaking, in Ohio: ';in,
various place's and giving their experience,
and they told their . audience that they
had long been intimate with me and had
become drunkards by dining at my
table, where I always had liquors of all
sorts. Indignant to the last degree, I
went down to Patrick Campbell, chief
of Brooklyn pollee, saying that I was go
Ing to start that night for Ohio to have
those villains arrested, and 'wanted him
to tell me how to make the . arrest. He
stalled and said: "Don't waste your
time by chasing these men. Go home
and do your work-, and they can do you
no harm." I took his counsel, and all
was well. Long ago I made up my
mind that if oue will put his trust in
God and be faithful to duty he need
not fear any evil. Have God on your
side, young man, and all the combined
forces of earth and bell can do you no
damage.
And this leads me to say that the
mightiest defense for a young man is
the possession of religions principle.
Nothing can take the plane of it. He
may have manners that would put to
shame the gracefulness and courtesy of
a Lord Chesterfield. Foreign languages
may drop from his tongue. He inay be
able to discuss literature and laws and
foreign onstoms. He may wield apen of
unequaled polish and power. His quick-
ness and tact may qualify him for the
highest salary of the counting house.
He may be as sharp as Herod and as
strong as Samson, with as fine looks as
those which hung from Absalom. still he
is not safe from contamination. The
more elegant his wanner, and the more
fasotnating his dress, the more peril.
Satan does not caro for the allegiance of
a cowardly and illiterate being. He oan-
not bring bim into efficient servioe, But
he loves td storm that castle of charac-
ter which has in it the most spoils and
treasures, It was not some crazy craft
creeping along the coast with a valueless
oargo that tho pirate attacked, but the
ship, full winged and flageed, plying be-
tween great ports, carrying its millions
of specie. 'The more your natural and
acquired accomplishments, the more
need of the religion of -Jesus. That does
not out in upon or hack up and
smoothness of disposition or behavior.
It gives symmetry. It arrests that in the
soul whioh ought to be arrested and
propels Chet which ought to be propelled.
It fills up the gulleys. It elevates and
transforms. To beauty it gives more
beauty, to tact more taot, to enthusiasm
of nature more enthusiasm.
You may now have enough strength at
character to repel the various tempta-
tions to gross wieked»ass which assail
you, but I do not know in what strait
you may be thrust at some future time.
Nothing short of the grace of the cross
may then bo able to deliver you from the
lions. You are not meeker than Moses,
nor holier than David, nor more patient
than Job, and you ought not to cnnsider
yourself invulnerable. You may have
some weak point of character that you
have never nils ered, and in some hour
when you are uspeoting the Philis-
tines will bo upu thee, Samson. Trust
not in your good habits, or your early
training, or your pride of nharaoter—
nothing short of the arm of Almighty
God will be sufficient to uphold you. You
look forward to the world sometimes
with a chilling despondency.. Cheer up.
I will tell you how you may make a
"fortune. "Seek first the kingdom of God
and his righteoasnees, and nil other
things shall be added unto you," I
know you do not want to be mean in
this matter. Give God the freshness of
your life. You will not have the heart
to drink down the brimming oup of life
and then pour the dregs on God's altar.
To a Saviour so infinitely generous you
have not the heart to act like that. That
is not brave. That isnot honorable, That
is not manly. Your greatest want in all
the world is a new heart. In God's name
I tell you that. And the Blessed Spirit
presses through the solemnities and privi-
leges of this holy bour. Put the oup of
life eternal to your thirsty lips. Tbrnst
it not back. Mercy offers it—bleeding
mercy, long suffering mercy Reject all
other friendships, be ungrateful for all
other kindness, prove recreant to all
other bargains, but to despise God's love
for your immortal soul—do not do that.
I would like to see some of yon this
hour press out of the ranks of the world
and lay your conquered spirit at the feet
of Jesus. This hour is no wandering
vagabond staggering over the earth; it
is a winged messenger of the skies whis-
pering mercy to thy soul. Life is smooth
now, but after precipitate. There comes
a crisis in the history of every man. We
seldom understand that turning point
until 1t is far past. The rend of life is
forked, and 1 rend on two signboards:
"This is the way to happiness" and
"This is the way to ruin." How apt,we
are to pass the fork of the road without
thinking whether M. conies out at the
door of bliss or the gates of darkness.
Many years ago I stood on the anni-
versary platform with a minister of
Christ who made this''remakable state-
ment: "Thirty years ago two young men
started out in the evening to attend the
Park theater, New York, wherea play
wan to be acted in whioh the cause of
religion was to be placed in a ridiculous
and hypocritical light. They carne to the
steps. The conscience of both smote
them. Ono started toxo home, but re-
turned again to the door, and yet had
not courage to enter, and finally depart-
ed. But the other young man entered the
pit of the theater. It was the turning
point in the history of these two young
men. The man who entered was naught
in the whirl of temptation. He sank
deeper and deeper in infamy. He was
lost. . That other young man was saved,
and he now stands before you to bless
God that for 20 years he has been per-
mitted to preach the gospel."
"Rejoioe, 0 young man, in thy youth
and let thy heart cheer thee in the days
of thy youth; but know thou that for
all these things God will bring thee into
judgment."
'Walking' Stick Flutes.
Walking cane flutes are madeby fitting
Into one end of a flute a handle and into
the other a length with n ferrule attached
to form the lower end of the cane. There
are also made violins in the form of
walking Danes. The cane is a shell. The
violin bow is parried inside the cane,
and may be got atby unscrewing the
head of ,the Dane. Screwed on again the
bead forms a rest. A part of one side of
the oane may ,be removed, revealing the
strings. The bridge lying flat when the
oane is closed, is set up when the violin
is to be brought into use. The pegs
upon which the strings are wound may
be turned in tuning with a key that is
carried in the cane. The tone of the
walking oane violin is like that of an
ordinary violin.
These walking oane instruments are
musical novelties, sold to people who
want something out of the ordinary and
curious. They are also used for practice..
Betiex Action.
"When I'm a ,man—" began Bobbie.
"What will you do?" asked his mother.
"I'll name my , boy after popper, and my I
how I'll spank Mini"
A CLEVER ANSWER.
Numerous Cases Where One Itas Secured
Promotion.
A long list might be given of men who
have owed their advancement in life to a
clever answer given at the 'right mo -
Mont, Ani account of how two of thein
managed it. may be appropriately given
just now, says London Modern Society.
One of Napoleon's veterans, who sur-
vived his master many years, was wont
to recount with great glee how lie had
once picked up the ,Emperor's cocked hat
et a review, when the latter, without
noticing that he was a private, said care-
lessly, "Thank you, captain." "In what
regiment, sire?" instantly inquired the
quick-witted eoldfer. Napoleoi,, perceiv-
ing his mistake, answered, with a•smile,
"In my guards, for I see you know how
to be prompt." The newly -made officer
received his commission next inorning.
A somewhat similar anecdote is rela-
ted of Marshal Suwaroff, who, when
receiving a despatch irons the hands of a
Russian sergeant who had greatly dis-
tinguished himself nn the Danube, at-
tempted to confuse the messenger by a
series of whimsical questions, but found
him fully equal to the occasion. "How
teeny fish are there in the sea?-' asked
Suwaroft. "Ail that are nntcaught yet,"
was the answer. "How far is it to the
moon?" "Two of your Excellency's
forced marches." "What would you do
if you saw your men giving way in
battle?" "I would tell them that there
was plenty of whisky behind the enemy's
line." Baffled at all points, the Marshal
ended with, "What is the differenee be-
tween your colonel and myself?" "My
colonel cannot make me a lieutenant,
but your Excellency has only to say the
word." "I say it now," answered Su-
warnff, "and a right good officer you
will be."
11 oar Tn,ubiers Got Their Name.
Every day we drink out of a tumbler.
Why is the large glass that hulds our
milk and water sn called? Years ago
Professor Max Muller was giving a
luncheon at All Souls' College, Oxford,
to the Princess Ailoe, the wife of the
.Grand Dake of Hesse-Darmstadt and tha
sceond daughter of Queen Viotp ria. There
were not a dozen guests besides the
priueess and her husband, and a very
egreennle luncheon was had, with talk
on all kinds of interesting subjects.
But what excited the curiosity of all
strangers present was a set of little round
bowls of silver, about the size of a large
orange. They were brought round filled
to the brim with the famous ale brewed
is the college. These, we are told, were
tumblers, and we were speedily shown
how they came by their name—a fitting
lesson for the guests nt a philologist.
When one of these little bowls was
empty, it was placed upon the table
mouth downward. Instantly, so' perfect
was its balance, it flew back to its
proper position as if asking to he filled
again. No matter how it was treated—
trundled along the floors, balanced care-
fully on its side, dropped suddenly upon
the soft, think carpet—up it rolled again
and settled itself with a few gentle
shakings and swayings into its place,
like one of thnse India rubber tumbling
dolls hi,bies delight in.
This, then, was the origin of our wore
tumbler, at first mane of silver, as are
all these All Souls' tumblers. Then,
when glass became common, the round
glasses that stood on a flat base super-
seded the exquisitely balanced silver
spheres and stole their names so soleness -
fully that you have to go to All Souls'
to see the real thing.
The Thought of God.
In the hurry of our feverish age, ont
ears full of the din that wearies us and
makes us old, do W13 not more than
ever need this calm and strength of Godi
Where else than in the thonght of the
Eternal shall we find it? "The deptb
smith, it 10 not in me: and the sea saith
it is not in me." Only in the Name that
fs changeless, the Fatherhood, the
Faithfulness, the Love that ages have
not wearied is adequate refuge. To some
it may seem weakness; but there was one
Son of Man who was not weak, who
was the strength of every one who leaned
on Him, who has taught the world the
subllmest powers that dwell in human
souls. And Ho used to go, night after
night, to mountain sides and lonely
glens, to; be lifted there into the infinite
calm of the eternal spaces, and the no -
speakable peace of God. It was the
thought. of God that made that life of
power; that clothed Him with majesty
as He went to make His last futile ap-
peal to slumbering souls in Jerusalem;
that made the victory of Gethsemane and
the grandeur of Calvary.
What Worried Him.
Mr. Childs was leaving the Ledger
office one night very late when he heard
an alarm of fire and an old man came
running down the stairs. Mr. Childs
asked Min his busiueas. "I'm going to
report that fire," said the' old man,
"How long have you been a reporter on
this paper?" asked Mr. Childs. "Four-
teen years," said the old num. "Well."
said ISM -Childs, "you gn back to the city
editor and tell him I say send somebody
who is younger." The old man obeyed.
He was told afterward that he need not
report for duty again. Mr. Childs had
pensioned him. A year or so after that
the man who told lee the story hap-
pened to enter Mr. Childs' office just
as the pensioner was leaving. The great
editor was lenghing. The pensioner, he
said, -had come in with a great deal of
worry on his mind to ask a serious
question. "Don't you get your money
regularly?" asked Mr. Childs. "Oh,
yes," answered the man, "but It has
worried me a lot lately, sir; it.; bas
worried me a lot to know what's guing
to become of me when you die." --
Washington Post.
Saved by a Nail.
A clapboard nail driven into the wall
over a spring in the rear of her house
at Vinalhaven had annoyed Mrs. Will
Burns several times lately and she bad
been intending to remove it, but now she
is glad she didn't. Her baby boy, lee
years old, was playing about the yard
ono day this week,, when he suddenly
disappeared. Mrs. Burns rushed to the
spring and there she found the little
fellow, where he bad fallen in; but that
nail had caught' his hood and was hold-
ing his head above water, though it had
drawn the strings so tightly under his
throat as almost to strangle him. Mrs.
Burns will make no more complaints
about that nail, no matter how many
times it catches her dress.
All the World Alike.
"A great many penple sleep between
these walls," said the; guide, showing
the visitor through the ancient English
church where the noble families were
interred.
"Same way over in our country,"` re-
plied the visitor; "why don't they get a
better preacher?",—Yonker's Statesman.
s See
iT'S A BAD FEELING.
Se Says a Man Who Had the Rope on His
Nr•ek.
In the Maryland House of Correction
is a convict who, 25 years ago, escaped
hanging by two m.nutes. This man is
Wiliam Harvey J.ihnson, known famil-
iarly as "Bull." He is 49 years old, and
weighs 235 pounds. Burn in Harrison-
burg, Va., he was taken by his mother
to ?lartinsburg, in 1866. There he found
employment on the canal -boats, and
gradually worked down to the bay. In
1871 he became involved in a quarrel
with one of the crew named Josiah Gar-
rison, and shot him to death. He was
convicted and sentenced to death. The
day for his execution came; ho was led
to the sealfold, his head was hooded, the
rope was placed around his nock and
Sheriff George Parsons turned to spring
the trap.
"How did you feel, Johnson?" he was
asked:
"Well, it was a bad feeling, I tell
you," he replied. "There I was, expect-
ing to feel things give way with me at
any minute. .And if it had been one of
these here patent gallowses I would have
gone sure. But, you sec, the sheriff bad
to go down a winding staircase, and be
fore he reached the bottom my reprieve
came, That night they tnok me to Balti-
more on the steamer Helen, and I ate a
dozen spring chickens. I hadn't been
hungry for a week before that."
The Governor had commuted the death
sentence to imprisonment for 1R years,
and Johnson spend 16 of them in the
penitentiary, gaining time for good be-
havior, His reputation for eating fol-
lowed him there. One of tiie directors of
the institution asked him how many
pies lie could eat at once.
"Yon mean these here peach pies?
Well, about 12, I reckon," was his reply
"Will you let ire give you 12 lashes if
you cannot?" was asked him.
"Yes, sir. Jnst bring on the pies."
They were brought. He quickly dis-
posed of nine Then he was served with
a dried -apple pie, and persunded to take
a drink of water. After that he managed
to stow away the llth pie. He looked at
the 12th sadly, bared nis bank and said:—
"I'm ready, sir. You fooled me; but
I'm willing to take the licking."
That is the story he tells with a great
deal of gusto, He has served three years
before in the House of Correction for
larceny, but he is able to make a good
living oystering In winter, and working
in the brickyards or at other jots in
summer. He was committed 13 months
ago for 18 months on a charge of steal-
ing an umbrella in Anne Arundel
County. He says that ho paid 15 cents
for it, and that the main who arrested
him carried hint before a magistrate
where he could not got witnesses to prove
his innocence.
She Rode a Rouble Century.
Denver glories in many record-break-
ing wheelmen and also in one reeord-
breaking whoelwoman. Mrs, Rinehart, a
society beauty, who recently rode a
double century in twenty and one-third
hours. Tho Cycling West says this is the
first time a woman has made such a ride,
that few men are able to accomplish the
feat,and that no Coloradoau has ever
done it. Mrs. Rhinehart left her home in
Denver Wednesday morning a week ago
at 4.05, and completed her first century
over the Evans course at 12.45, or eight
hours and forty minutes for the trip.
After lunch and a rest of an hoar, she
started at 1.45 p.m. for the second half
of her ride. She rode to Platteville,thirty-
six miles, and return to Denver, making
seventy-two miles, and completed the
balance of the double century nn the
Littleton course. When she had finished
at 12.45 Thursday morning her cyclo-
meter registered 203 miles. She endured
many hardships, especially en the last
century. Before going fifteen miles on
the Plattville road, and after making
113 miles, she encountered a rain storm.
This continued until she found herself
pushing through isolated mud boles and
immense stretches of water, which snb-
mergod the road in many places. The
last thirty miles was where her great
pluck and endurance were brought into
play. The distance was done in inky
darkness. She was accompanied by her
husband, who would have gladly re-
linquished any glory to sit beside a fire
in a comfortable home in preference to
braving the big electrical storm which
swept over Denver on that night. send-
ing sheets of rain in the faces of pedes-
trians and covering the road with shim-
mering pools of water, discernible only
when a flash of lightning lit up the road
ahead. To make matters worse, Mrs.
Rbinehart's tire ptiactured on the Little-
ton course, and she rude fifteen miles on
a flat tire. To summarize the time and
conditions of her ride, she made 203
miles in twenty-four hours and twenty
minutes; rode first century in 8:40,
second in 10:40; fifty iniles were ridden
in rain, darkness and mucl; she was
alone for 172 miles of the trip; had only
twenty-three miles of favorable wind,
and rode fifteen miles on a flat tire.—
Kansas City Star.
Kissing on a Tandem.
"One of the greatest problems 1n bi-
cycling," said a giddy bicyclist, "is how
to kiss a girl while riding a tandem
without upsetting. The first time I tried
it there was the blankest catastrophe on
record. We were spinning along at a
scorching rate and struck a shady place,
where the electric light was obstructed
by the dense foliage, and the shadows
lay Heavy and somber. I had made
sufficient progress with the damsel whom
I had honored with the front seat to
Venture upon a delicate caress, and as
we struck the shadows I leaned forward,
throwing my weight upon the handles
and giving my neck the necessary curve.
She was naturally somewhat startled
and dodged, giving the wheel a wrench
that was fatal. In a moment we were
sprawling on the boulevard, and when I
gathered up her remains and my battered
self she was the picture of an intensely
irate damsel. What she said to me was
a plenty. Only a man wee can ride a
bucking broncho in a oyrlone ought to
tackle such a feat."—New York Tele-
gram.
IN THE SHAD O ' OF DEATH.
TIIE CONDITION OP MANY YOUNG
(xIR,LS IN CANADA.
Pana maces and Bloodless 7:ipy--Given to
01,•adlush cs---P:xtrf mo 'Weakness, Heart
Palpitation and Other DiAressing Symp.
toms—The. Means of Cure Readily at
Hand.
From the Leamington Post.
The attention of the Post has lately
been frequently called to a remarkable
cure In the ease of a young girl living
within a few miles of this town, whose
life was despaired of, but who was com-
pletely cured in a short space of time by
the most wended :il of all remedies, Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills. Since reading in
almost every issue of the Post of the
cures effected by tiie use of this medi-
cine, we felt it to be a duty we owed to
investigate this case which has so urg-
ently been bronght to our notice, and we
are sure tke interview will be read with
interest by the thousands of young girls
all over Canada, as well as by the par
ants of such interesting patients. The
young lady in question is not anxious
for notoriety, hut is willing to make her
case known in order that others who are
similarly afliinted map have an oppor-
tunity of being equally benefited. The
symptoms to her disease differed in no
way from those affecting thousands of
.young girls about her age, She was,
suffering from extreme weakness, caused
by an improvished condition of the
blood, and her chances of life seemed
to grow less every day. The best and
brightest fade away as well as others,
but when we see a young girl of sixteen
years, who should be in the host of
The Red Banana.
Almost every one bas noticed the
absence in the markets during the last
few years of the red bananas, the "fat"
fruit with the dusky red skin. These
bananas were far more luscious than the
present yellow varlet*. A dealer said
the other day that the reason n for the
practical extinction of the red fruit was
the Dare required to grow it. He said the
red bananas demanded constant atten-
tion and wools grow only on certain
land. The fruit came principally from
islands in the West Indies. The yellow
variety will grow in almost any hot cli-
mate and does not need much attention,
The red banana can still be had, but
the price ranges from sevelety cents to $1
a dozen:
bealtb, with cheeks aglow with the rosy
flush of youth, and eyes bright andflasb-
tng,just the opposite, with sallow cheeks.
bloodless lips, listless in every motion,
despondent, despairing of life with no
exportation or hope of regaining health,
and with only one wish left, thatof
complete rest physical and mental, we
think it one of the saddest of sights.
In the quiet little hamlet of Strang-
ileid, in Essex County, just such a Baso
was presented to the sorrowing eyes of
loving friends a few months ago in the
person of Miss Ella Beacon, who fre-
quently said she did not (tare how soon
she died, as life had no charms for her.
To our reporter she declared that life
had been a burden, but after suffering In
this way for months, and niter tryineeali
sorts of remedies prescribed by physicians
or furnished by friends from some cher-
ished recipe handed down from their
grandmother, but without being bene-
fited .in the least, she was at last per-
suaded by a neighbor to give Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills a fair trial; hut she
had tried so many remedies without
getting relief that she still refused for
some weeks. However, after repeated
urgings by her parents and friends she
began the use of the pills. Before one
box was taken she experienced some re-
lief, and after the use of a few more
boxes she was restored to perfect health,
and there are few young girls who now
enjoy life more. She says she owes her
life and happiness to Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, and is willing that all the world
shall know it. Her case attracted. much
attention and her perfect recovery has
created much comment.
The facts above related are important
to parents, as there are many young
girls just budding into womanhood
whose condition is, to say the least,
more critical tnan their parents imagine.
Their complexion is pale and waxy in
appearance, troubled with heart palpi-
tation, headaches, shortness of breath on
the slightest exercise. faintness and
other distressing symptoms which invari-
ably lead to a premature grave unless
prompt steps are taken to bring about a
natural condition of health. In this
emergency no remedy yet discovered can
supply the place of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, which build anew the blood,
strengthen the nerves and restore the
glow of health to pale and sallow cheeks.
They are a certain cure for all tronbles
peculiar to the female system, young or
old. Pink Pills also euro such diseases
as rheumatisi9n, neuralgia, partial para-
lysis, locomotor ataxia, St. Vitus'
dance, nervous headache, nervous pros-
tration, the after effects of la grippe,
influenza and severe colds, diseases de-
pending on humors in the blood, such
as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, oto. In
the case of men they effect • a radical
cure in all cases arising from mental
worry, overwork or excesses of any nature.
Verified the Husband's Story-.,
It was not necessary for, the men 1n
line at the bank to turn their heads in
order to be informed that a good looking
young woman was approaching. The
winsomely bland smile whioh flowed
across the countenance of the clerk at
the window conveyed the information
swiftly and conclusively.
"Excuse me," she said,as she took her
place at the head of the procession—a
place whioh strong and brave men' could
have reached only by trading through
gore -"I would like to ask you a ques-
tion."
"Certainly.''
"Are times really hard?"
'There isn't any use of trying to con-
ceal ie. In a good many branches of In-
dustry the depression is very serious."
"I'm ever so much obliged to you,"
she responded, and turned to go away.
"If you were worrying about any par-
ticular investment I might be able to
give you some advice."
"No. It wasn't aboutanything upeela%'
I just wanted to, satisfy myself that tiro
'i really are hard n Ido wish
T wi to ane
myhusband withexpenses, and L'
u My sp
thought the best thing to do was theorem
and find out for "certain whether time.
are hard or whether it is merely the same
story that he has been telling me every
year when the fall styles come
Washington Star.
Star.
Men love toe often and women live 100
much.