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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-11-19, Page 7OUR OTTAWA LETTER AN AGGREGATION OF TALENT IN THE CABINET. What the Sun Says—A Mercenary Trans- action -- Greenway Recalcitrant — The Bardy-Iters Atiniinistrut aou— COU ntin i: on D1oAinioy--The Fairlie Incident. 1Frnm Our Own Correspondent.) Ottawa, Nov, 10.—It is with regret that I have to state that the absence from the Capital of all of thegentlemen, of the Cabinet, with the lone exception of Hon. R. W. Scott, has lasted for a fortnight. True, we have been honored with flying visits from Sir RIchard and Mr. Paterson, but they have rushed into town any to escape with precipitancy when they disouverod the ante -rooms to their offices crowded with enthusiastic Liberals, looking for Government posts and armed with letters of recommenda- tion from Government supporters who are by way of being mon of influence in their own neighborhoods. From mid- continent we receive the cheering nevus that Mr. J. Israel Tarte and his distin- guished oritourage are having a most successul progress through the gulden West. From none of the other Ministers do we bear anything—but stay, there is Dr. Borden, the Minister of War. Rich- ard Coeur de Lion was a master hand at the good old English game of buffets; Napoleon played chess; Charles of Orleans wrote sonnets; Dr. Borden plays the fiddle. There was a dinner of the officers of the Montreal garrison the other night, The Minister of War was there. Let the always -present reporter toll the I r+u. wr_ to e, mow. _ ossa•. . French Canadli, to say nothing of the thousands of Protestants who voted Liberal because they supposed the Lib- eral party would uphold . the National system in its integrity, it will have an exceedingly hard row to hoe." Greenway Recalcitrant, There are few residents of Ontario who would not be heartily glad to see the Sohool question settled for good and all. ee has been a thorn in the side of the country's progress. It defeated a Govern- meut which enjoyed the full confidence of the great majority of the penpie on, every. other `natter of administration. It placed in power a party that under nor- mal conditions could not have arrived within hailing distance of the treasury benches. And, on that same question this Government is going to have, as The Sun says, "a bard row to hoe." It is evident that the men now in power at Ottawa took altogether too much for granted when they assumed that they would find in Mr. Greenway a templets - alit ally, prepared to unite with them in fighting the Conservatives in Domin- ion politics. Mr. Greenway, as I think I have said before, is a Greenway man. He likes his post as Premier of the prov- ince. In the Manitoba elections he found that although he carried the• province by a large majority, his candidates were successful in many oases by very few votes, Ho knows that the people of Manitoba will not consent to a return to the old order of things. Unlike Laur- ier, he has nothing to lose by delay. The Dominion Premier knows that the peo- ple of Ontario have been disposed to give him every latitude in effecting the settlement. But I do not thing: they much longer will bear with the temporiz- ing tactics of the Administration. As for their accepting the settlement that I have outlined, nothing is more improb- able. The idea of making French the colloquial tongue in the schools of a province which has abolished by legisla- tive enactment its use as an official language, is preposterous. It will be re- membered that a few years ago the Act in question was passed, and the Domin- ion Government declined to disallow it, And now, the Tarte-Laurier Government desires to make French the tongue • in which shall be taught those Roman Catholic children who are to associate with English-speaking people all their lives. No one can tell what will be the outcome of the present negotiations. It is very improbable that Greenway will back down. Everybody knows by this time that the real reason of Tatte's visit to the West was this school ease. The Min- ister of Public Works, when Greenway began to show signs of recalohitranee, started out on his mission. It seems probable that he will be unsuccessful. The Hardy -Muss Administration, The Hardy -Hoes Administration will not find time cares of office us light as thistledown. Tho Opposition will want to know several things next session. The action of the Government in allowing one of the provincial employes, Mr. James Noxon, to draw his salary while engaged in the service of the Dominion seems to be against the legislative enactments of both Houses. And there are other matters to come up. A corres- pondent of the daily press points out the case of Dr. Bunke, of the London asylum. The I)oetor, one wnhhld imagine, must be a relative of Sir Oliver Mowat's, so well is he treated. He draws a salary of $2,000 a year. He is paid the $2,000 in cash, is given a free house to live in, furnished with everything; his table supplies, his servants, his horses and carriages are all furnished by the prov- ince, thus giving hila a salary of from 45,000 to $0,000,;► year. The people are kept in ignorance of this, as in the pub- lic accounts the salary appears as $2,000 only. It is the same way with the other institutional. Dr. Bucks is allowed $280 a year for feel—about as munch as some workingmen have to live upon for a whole year. Investigation before the Public Accounts Committee of the Legislature disclosed that the doctor used 1,453 pounds of sugar in one year, or 125 pounds a month. His laundry bill amounted to no less than $475.75. The Doctor has a "good thing," If he is not above taking advice he might accept the counsel of a gentleman named Boss Tweed who stated it to be his experience that a "gond thing" ought . to be "worked hard, for they seldom last." The Doctor is requested to note the final words of Mr. Tweed, who was an au- thority. Counting on Mciiinley. story:— "After dinner Dr. Borden, the Min- ister of Militia, surprised and delighted everybody by going up to the leader of the °reheatra that was in attendance, and, borrowing his violin, he proceeded for an hour to delight the gentlemen present with a selection of all kinds of music, winding up with an excellently rendered Irish jig," Who will have the audacity to assert that in his choice of colleagues Mr. Laurier has not been most fortunate? Mr, Laurier, with Mr. Tarte's permis- sion, plays the leader; Mr. Borden plays the fiddle; Sir Henri 7oly plays cicerone to Li Hung Chaug—promising never to desert the great Chinaman—and Mr. Tarte aided by Mr. Pettit, plays the con tractors, Truly an aggregation of talent, Let us defer to it and to its members. What the Sun Says. White Mr. Tarte and his estimable re- latives and connections are touring the West in the Government oar Cumberland the Premier is on the uneasy seat in his rural home. The settlement of the schools' case baa not been compassed. The coun- try has noticed with regret that of late he Premier is suffering from a distress mg malady. His memory seems to have in Mu him. He cannot or the life of him tell which fiscal policy he last advocated. But he may remember that at a dinner party nearly three weeks ago he assured his fellow -feasters that within a week the School question would have been finally settled, And still the announce- ment has not been made, The Independ- ent press has taken the matter up, • The Sun, the organ of the Patrons has strong objections to the procrastinatory course of the Administration. Like all the other Indepandent newspapers, The '-e Sun has no high opinion of the course of Hon. Clifford Sifton, the gentleman who has ()hanged his convictions with such great facility. Concerning the acro- batic ex -Attorney -General of Manitoba Time Sun says:— "It does not look well to see Mr. Sif- ton bargaining for a seat in the Domin- ion Cabinet as the price of granting concessions which he refused to the former Government on the high ground that Manitoba ought not to be saddled with she dualism that makes the rest of Canada not one country but two coun- tries in uneasy union. There is a mer- cenary air 'about the business which does not exalt him in public esteem," A Mercenary Transaction. Of course there is a mercenary air about the transaction. The amount con- cerned, so far as Mr. Sifton's interest goes, is four thousand dollars a year. Mr. Sifton is not arich man. The money making power of the provincial states- man always has been exiguous. He needs the increased income, and in cases like this quite as much as in :coal con- tracts, "Business is business." Mr. Tarte's friend says so, and any friend of Mr. Tarte unreservedly may be taken as do authority. The cause of the hitch in the school negotiations is not far to seek. Mr. Tarte—it is curious how that name will crop up—Mr. Tarte, assisted by Mr. Laurier, demands that French shall be the language of the Roman Catholic Separate schools that are to be re-established under the new compact. Thomas Greenway, first Consul of Manitoba, makes decided objection to this suggestion. The most casual obser- ver can see that, with . Tarte's demand granted, Mr. Greenway will have some difficulty in convincing his supporters that the National school system has not been interfered with. The public are to pay for the maintenance of schools in which sectarian doctrines are to be i taught. In their rejoinder to one of the Orders -in -Council of the late Govern- ment on the question, the Administra- tion of Manitoba stated, ina memorial drafted by Hon. Mr. Sifton, that such a return course would be inimical to. the interests and repugnant to the de- sires of the people of the province, ' And it is apparent that, if French isto be the language in which . the .proceed- ings of the Roman Catholic schools are. to be carried on, the sohocls will have lost every vestigeof their National char- acter. Dr. Goldwin Smith, who certainly cannot -be termed a friend of the late Dominion Government; isthe chief con- tributor to The Son, and it is not un- warrantable to ascribe the following edi- torial opinion to him: "It is said that Mr. "'Tarte insists on French being the language of the Oatho lie schools in the hope that, by thus gratifying the race pride of the French- Canadians, he may get them to accept therest. of the program to which the clergy are sure to object, their demand being that Separate schools, should be established much as they existed before, not by a mere agreement with Mani ntoba, which. Mr. Greenway's successor may repeal, but by Federal legislation, ;as proposed in the Remedial order. • If the Government should be obliged to offend the religious and racial sentiment of to decide whether this min eery shall' stand in the position of at cringing'sup- pliant, beseeching favors from the omen in power at Washington or else continue in the way in which she had been going before the election of ;June last; the way which leads to a; more closely integrated, empire and the acquirement 'ni' a Brit-' iah market from which the Amerreans may tty in vain to oust us. ..lines • are. changing across the water; The star of ImPerialism is in the ascendant The Little Englanders have seen the error of their ways, or have left this sphera. The feeling that Free Trade is. tct be the eternal policy of the Kingdoms is on the wane. Dieu of weight and influence like James Lowther, M. P., and even Lord Salisbury have said that this country may seineday have to adopt a moderate protective tariff. Free Trade, as a panacea for every national ill has not been a suc- cess, Prices are higher in protected Ger- many than in Free Trade England The theory of free trade is against this, but the fact remains. Politicaleconomy often works luuoh better in the class room than in the commercial world. 'The Thatch,• Incident. Mr. Tarte's progress through the Northwest has not been devoid of inci- dent. The Minister of Public Werke is a very temperate coat. He never has boon in the habit,in his youth or at any other time, of applying "het cud rebellious liquors" to his blood. But it is to be feared that certain gentlemen of his suite, who are "out for a good time," have no such moderate habits, The other day they became involved in a serious dis- agreement with. Rev. T. H. Fairlie, the principal of the Rupert's --Land Indian Schnee because he would not allow them to bring whisky and champagne into the school upon the occasion of their visit to the Institution. One of Mr. Fairlie's duties is to warn the Indian wards of the nation, who are being edu- cated at the school, against the evil effects of alcoholic liquors. The reverend gentleman was overruled by Mr. Tarte, who insisted that his friends should have their whisky and wine at the luncheon at the school. Mr. Fairlie was denounced by the Liberal press for his "obstinacy," and in self defence hag made a statement of his case. The lunch- eon lasted two hours; time "inspection" of the school ten minutes. Mr. Fairlie goes on to state that he would have been guilty of criminal negligence had he admitted the liquors. Certain gentlemen of Mr. Tarte's retinue towards the end of the luncheon, complained about the deficient ventilation of the room, Mr Frerlis says he can well understand that "when a dozen men who have spent two hours at a banquet where cham- pagne and whisky and soda were served, and cigars freely smoked, get orowt''ad into a small room, it is not conducive to sweet smells," He noticed the strong smell himself, but did not think the officers of the school were to blame. It seems that Mr. Fairlie has been at the head of the school for three weeks only. He was appointed by the present Government to manage it, and he says "I understand my duty, and I daily ask God for strength to perform it -fully amid fearlessly, even to the extent of forbidding so powerful a delegation to bring whisky within its walls," The tireless Tarte should have exercised more discretion in issuing Invitations for his trans -continental excursion. If his guests will insist upon disgracing themselves they should do so in the se - elusion of the Government car which they inhabit during the trip. The effect on the Indian boys of such an exhibi- tion as Rev. Mr. Fairlie spanks of could not be other than demoralizing. The reverend gentleman, who has held the position only three weeks, has always been a Liberal. CHANGES IN THE EARTH'S •AXIS.. Continual Sli rht Changes in All Parallels of . Latitude. Of all theigstrononmicai problems under disnuselee of late years, one of the most interesting has been that of changes in the earth`; axis. It has been found that the lw.mgle:try line about which the earth rotates once a day is not.invariably fixed with reference to the, earth, but is eon- tittually changing its position in that. body. The term "pole" has, therefore, to be taken in two different senses: (1) As the end of the shortest diameter of the earth—this is a fixed point, with reference to the earth, as long as the earth keeps its shape, and may be called the "pole of figure;" 12) the pole may be defined as the end of the diameter about which the earth is revolving, and this pole may be called the "pole of . ro- tation." It is found that the pole of rotation is continually shifting its position with reference to the pole of figure, along a curved line of uonsiderahle complexity. The distance between the poles is very small, never as much as 40 feet. Largely through the *ruwearied researches of Dr. b. C. Chandler the motion has been shown to be mainly composed of two parts, One part is a motion of the pole of rotation about the pole of figure in a circle of radius 12 feet, with a time of revolution of about 928 days. The second motion is of somewhat the same char- acter, but with a period of one year, and the amplitude of this motion has varied during the last half century from 4 to 20 feet. Some idea of the actual motion may be got by imagining a Drank -arm 12 feet long attached to the pole of figure and revolving once in 428 days. To the mov- ing end of this prank --arm is attached another, which gradually changes in length and revolves once a year. The free end of this traces out the path of the pule of rotation. The actual path is apparently quite complicated. One of the principal effects of this shifting of the pole is that the latitudes of all places on the earth are continually changing, In fact, it was by this peri- odio variation in the latitude that the motion of the pole was detected. All parallels of latitude are continually shifting, with a range of motion of less than 40 feet from the mean position. There is little or no astronomical evi- dence of any progressive change in the position of the pole of rotation, by virtue of which it occupied a position greatly different from the present. Apparently the former existence of tropical plants and animals in what aro now polar regions of the earth could be explained on such a hypothesis; but no one has yet been able to suggest a probable cause adequate to produce any great shift in time axis of rotation, and an explanation must be looked for elsewhere. The small periodic variations arethe only ones about which we can be certain, The Premier and Sir Richard seeming- ly cannot rid themselves of the convic- tion that the McKinley Administration wit Dome to their aid in respect of the tariff question. When last the Republi- cans were iu power in the States they upraised a high end impenetrable tariff wall against us. They had a right to do so, and they have pledged themselves to do so again. Mr. Lanrier's Government has absolutely no prospect of securing anything in the way of a reciprocal ar- rangement with the incoming Adminis- tration at Washington. The men with whom Major McKinley is in alliance are stalwart Protectionists. They have been confirmed in their antagonism to a lowered tariff by the experience of 1893 and 1894. They will suit themselves and suit the country by the reintroduction of Protection: Canada need not fear the re- sults. We already have had experience. enpugh to have learned that we are com- mercially and industrially indeFendent. The only effect of the McKinley bill was to send our exports to England up with a bound. We have a growing trade with Britain and the European countries. The Conservative Administration • had pro- jected its further exploitation. If the Laurier'Government will follow in time same course the, people df Canada will be best pleased. They have . become tired of. Sir Richard Cartwright's veiled Americanisms• They cannot forget that Boston speech, in which the present Minister of Trade . and Commerce pro- phesied that the time would. come when" Boston would be the entrepnt for the whole of Eastern Canada. This was to be under a customs, uniop that should discriminate against Great F3ritain. The. line between such a union and annexa- tion would be purely imaginary. The result in the United States has benefited Canada in that it has madeimpossible any agreement other than one providing for absolu . ,flee trade between the States and the ;minion. •The proposition is uownrktible on the face of it, for we all know that Canadians never will consent to the adoption of a discriminatory policy against British goods. The Ad- ministration seems to be set against the encouragement of inter -Imperial trade. The lucky advent of the Republicans may do fpr Canada that which the Dominion's own Government has declined to attempt. Mr. • Laurier,' in instructing, his : col- leagues to . revise thee tariff, may well leave out of the question any considera- tions as to the , course ' of the United States. Canada has nothing to expect fromthat quarter. All that remains i8 twelve years, the thrush, ten years. I'rench Boyhood. Our boys do not take the social polish until 'nett later. I have heard Ameri- cans express surprise at the childishness of big boys whom they saw playing at marbles or with tops at an age when their boys play foot ball. It is because these boys allow themselves to be watched, restrained and reprimanded by timid mothers much longer than theirs,. and the boys themselves are not gener- ally inclined to the daring undertakings that tempt young Americans. 'Their affection for Robinson Crusoe is very Platonic; they do not long to run away to sea, nor even to get on the roof to learn their lessons, like a little fellow I met in the country out West while visit- ing his parents, and who, when I ex- pressed my surprise at his perch, said, "Well, if I slip, I can hold on to the chimney by my legs!" And saying this, be made the gesture of clasping the big chimney between his bare and extremely short legs, more scratched than words can tell, unser their torn knickerbock- ers. Our boys are evidently girlish in compmirison. On the other hand, at French youth of 18 Is stupefied, on making the acquaint- ance of English or American youths of his age, to meet with something that seems to him another kind of childish- ness :I mean that boyishness which, up to a certain point, lasts for life in all Anglo-Saxons. He finds himself much more of a man, because he really has a greater intellectual fund, more general information, N inore highly developed critical sense, a riper mind already much refined, and quite enfranchised from the simple instruction given at the lycee, Jack the t -oldies "Can't do it. It's against orders. I'm a soldier now," said one newsboy to an- other. "Yes, you look like a soldier!" was the mocking reply. "I ata, though, all the same," and .Tack straightened himself and looked steadily into .Tim's eyes. "Jesus is my captain, and I'm going to do everything on the square after this, 'cause He 'says so," "That won't last long," said Jim... "Just, wait till you're in bad luck and awful hungry, and you'll hook some- thing fast enoilgh." "No; my Captain says, 'Don't steal,' and I won't. What I can't earn I'll go without, and if I'm likely to steal any time, I'll just call to Him. He's always watohin' to see if any of His soldiers need help and He's ready with it as soon as they ask for it, He'll help me to do any- thing He's told me to do," Wise .Teak! He had learned' the secret of happy, useful Christian life. Lite. of the Birds. The birds that live to the greatest age are, the eagle, the swan, and the revere, . which sometimes attain more than a lmundred"years. The average lite of the wren is three years; time heron, the parrot, the goose, and the pelican, sixty years; the peacock and the linnet twenty- five years:; the canary, twenty-four years; thepigeon and , the crane,' twenty years;. the' goidfin�h end the pheasant, fifteen years; the hire, thirteen years; the blackbird, . and, the robin redbreast, MORALS d THE BATHTUB. WESLEY.rN ( ORGL4 CHURCH IN WHICH HE PREACHED STILL STANDING. Bur TW,, Years the "rounder of Meth edism Lived 1,m A►tteriea as a Missionary—Row tie hslubhislted the First timidity School. lhu ohurob in which John Wesley, the foamier of Aiethodistn, preaehett tor nearly two years, and in Wilton lie ergaemized time firer Sunaay school, is yet standing in Savannah, (:aa. h is un'e of many interesting relics that recall olmi cnlonted u.+ys in the quaint taeur,,.au city. Here the severe teacher of the eiguteeeth century taught the tenet.` of the Anglican faith Ocoee he led the way for the growth of what is now the second largest body of Christians in America, with a membership of 5,000,• 000. Christ church, as it is called to -day,, flanks Johnson square at the foot of Its Important Iteari.ng Upon aid an's Moral- ity and Business Success. "It is very easy to find a direct con- nection between the cleanliness of a peo- ple and their moral standard," writes Edward W. Bok, editorially, of "The Morals of the Bathtub," in the Novem- ber Ladies' Home Journal. "Of all the, external aids to a moral life none is so pntont cls tidiness, Au untidy man or woman soon becomes a moral sloven. Let a man be careless of his surround- ings, of his companionships, of his dress, his general appearance and of his bodily habitss, and it is not long before the same carelessness extends into the realm of his morals. We are all creatures of our surroundings, and we work and act as we feel. If a man lives in a home where carelessness or untidiness in his dress is overlooked, he very soon goes from one inexactitude to another. He very quickly loses himself. The moral fiber of a man, fine of itself, can soon become coarse• if the influence of his ex- ternal surroundings is coarse. I believe thoroughly in the effeet of a man's dress and habits of person upon his moral character. I do not say that neatness of appearance and cleanliness of person constitute the gentleman or the man of honor. But I do say that they are potent helps. And I would like to em- phasize the importance of this belief upon the women of our homes. For it is given them to be an important factor in these helps to the betterment of the world's morality. * * The man who makes a point of keeping himself clean, and whose clothes look neat, no matter how moderate of cost they may be, works'hetter, feels Letter, and is in every sense a better business man than his fellowworker, who is disregardful of both his body and dress, or either. He works at a distinct advantage. The 'external man unquestionably influences the inter- nal man. I would give far more for the work done by a man who has the invig- orating moral tonic of a morning bath and the feeling of clean linen than. I would for the work done by a man who scarcely washes, and rushes into his clothes. * * The time spent upon our bodies is never wasted; on the con- trary, it is time well invested. A ma- chine of metal and steel must be clean before it can do good work. So, too, the human machine. A disregard of the body and disorder in dress soon grow in- to moral slovenliness." CHRIST CIIUltCU,SAV.iNt AU. HOW TUBING IS MADE. Only the Best Steel Will Answer the- l',n'poae, How bicycle tubing is made is described as follows: "Some drawn steel babes have been made for years for .betters and general use, . but the greatest demand arose when the safety type of bicycles, came into vogue, the diamond frame, re- quiring the e-quiring'the use of a greater length of tubing and necessitating that this should be as light as possible. There are varia- tions in the methods for producing a cold drawn steel tube, but the principle of all is practically the same. Only high- class steel is suitable for the purpose and that hitherto employed has been chiefly Swedish charcoal steel, containing a cer- tain proportion of carbon. The steel• is taken in the form of a billet two feet. long and about six inches in diameter. A hole is bored through the center and it is heated, annealed and rolled into the form of a tube about one and three-quar- ter inohes in diameter, with wall et about 10 gauge. This is then drawn through a die and over a mandrel by means of a draw -bench until about 800 feet long, beautifnliy smooth and bright, both within and without. This is not drawn at once, but in a number of oper- ations, and between these the metal has to be renickled and reannealed to pre- vent the crystallization to which the drawing process tends to give. 'rise. The first drawings of the tube leave it abouts three-eighths of an inch thick, but this gradually decreases until a tube is pro- duced which is of the thickness of stout writing paper, This is the grade of tube employed in bicycle building, and that imparts a strength and rigidity out of all proportionto its lightness. Bull street. This building is the mother of the Episcopal communion in Georgia. The parish was founded soon after the settlement of Savannah in 1733. The edifice was begun in 1743, but not com- pleted until several years later, when the building was added to and improved. The founder of the church was Rev. Henry Herbert, who came from England with Gen. James Oglethorpe, theefounder of the Georgia colony. John Wesley suc- ceeded Herbert in 178+3 as rector of the church, where he remained until his re- turn to England two years later. His austere opinions, ascetic habits and. severe discipline were distasteful to his communicants. As the great reformer said on his return home, "he preached not as he ought but as be was able." The results of his work were not alto- gether successful, which was the cause of the abandonment of his American mission. It was in this church that John Wesley established the first Sunday school, nearly 50 years before Herbert Raikes,. who is regarded as the founder of the first Sunday school in England, opened his school at Gloucester. Among the duties imposed upon the communicants of Christ church at that time was com- pulsory attendance of their children at Sunday school, which was held twice a 'week. The children were arranged in classes, as is the custom at present, and the teachers were paid a salary of a shill- ing a week. Each scholar was compelled to learn at least one verse from the Bible, and recite the same at the class meetings. It is told of John Wesley that during his rectorate at Savannah be adopted a unique scheme to teach his Sunday school pupils the silliness of vanity. Among his pupils were many who had to go barefoot from lank of money to buy shoes. Those who wore shoes taunted the loss fortunate; Wesley was quick to grasp the situation, and at the next class meeting ho appeared in bare feet. He was indifferent to the sensation he crea- ted by this odd lesson, but continued to conduct his class meetings in bare feet, until the fastidious pupils likewise aban- doned their Muses and stockings, and ceased taunting their companions. The interior of Christ church is inter- esting. The chancel railing, table and stalls are handsomely carved antique oak, and the lectern and font are works of art. Its exterior is of a Roman Ionio type, and imposing in appearance. A New Match. Within the last few weeks frequenters of down -town saloons and cigar stores have noticed that the matches set out by the waiters with the cigars were colored red about an inch from the end which does not light. Seine people wondered a little about it and deciding it, was 'a' trade -mark or Aaimething of the kind, used the match and tossed away the blazing end, Many others asked the .wait- ers ' about the innovation and the waiters always said: "Light it and see." And the man who lit the match and allowed it to burn out observed that when thee. flame reached the red mark on the match it died away and went out, leaving the seeker after light an inch of red wood in his fingers. Thenhe understood it: all. The matches are intended as a blessing for the people who light a matoh and continue to talk about the parity of metals anti the balance of trade until they burn their fingers,. Then they swear, drop the burned match and .`try it again; Tired men who have been out several hours in rapid succession can not always estimate with the naked eye how mmicii of a match remains to be burned before the fingers are reached, and therefore • some mighty genius invented the prepar ation which refuses to burn. When the. fire reaches the danger line it goes out. And that is why the new matches are. called "The Drunkard's Friend.'' A new paper is named the Chicago Liar. The first title would have boon sufficient; the other is superfluous, being understood. -St. Louis Magazine. TRICYCLE WATER TANKS. They Would Cost Less Than Wagon Tanks and Would Bat 1`o Oats. The big sprinkling carts that water city and village streets in the summer time are drawn by horses, for which food must be provided. Henry Holtz, a ma- 'chinist of Brooklyn, N. Y., has applied for a patent on a device which does away with that item of expense. A water tank capable of holding 50 or 60 gallons is mounted on a trleyole, making a vehicle somewhat like certain small delivery carts that are now coming into use; and a perforated pipe, running crosswise, is attached, so that the rider can sprinkle 'ni uCroi.E WA't'lfIt TANK. a strip of pavement six feet wide. The machine would be propelled by foot power. He estimates that such a sprink- ler would cost less than ono now in com- mon use. In large cities, like New York, where there are street cleaners at work all the time, he would assign one of his maohiues to each mile or two of street. This might make it necessary to have more of the tricycle sprinklers than of the two -horse machines in order to obtain the same service, but they might prove cheaper in the end.—N. Y. Tribune. Dashes of 'Wit. The poor youth, whose wealthy sweet- heart rears he would not love her with conditions reversed, is willing to prove he would. An infernal machine—the early morn- ing lawn -mower. It's hard to keep a kiss a secret. It's sure to pass from mouth to mouth. A liquid road doesn't drown the wheel - man's sorrow. If you wish to take comfort have your tire give a little. Consider the bloomers of the road. They toil not, but they spin like every- thing. There are lots of harps in heaven bat no lyres. "The way of transgressors is hard." That's why they avoid the muddy street and ride on the concrete sidewalks. The girl who is dazzled by her beau's diamonds is stone blind to his faults. It sounds paradoxical, but an ice trust can make it hot for a community. What did Mother Hubbard go to the cupboard for? Her dog's wish -bone. The pessimist says, "There's a divin- ity that shaped' our ends rough, hew them how we will." Some men who boast of having come from such good families must have trav- eled a long ways. If women would cease insisting on having complimentary things said to them green would not lie to them so much. Sometimes it is easier to lie than it is to ride a century in the time stated. The hare was a 'ascorcher" but the evenly -going tortoise got there first. • Thb Capacity for Anger. No emotion is wholly wrong or base, or without some mission ' to fulfil; and anger is no exception: It is originally the natural anti wholesome protest of our nature against injustice of every kind. It matters .not that selfishness wrests it from other service than her own, or that, the absence of self-control suffers it to rage in mad violence and to become the source of untold crimes and. sorrows. Its primary object is to serve, not to thwart, the cause of justice, 'Pale evidently had this idea when he uttered the remarkable words: "Be ye angry and sin not; let not the sun go down upon your wrath;". and we are all ready to admit that a man destitute of the Capacity of anger would also lie destitute of some manly characteristics. "Oi i Lamps to tiny-_" There could scarcely he a sharper con- trast than that which exists between the sight,on every hand, of toddling children in spectacles, and the remembrance of our grandmothers doing all sorts of fine. handiwork without any artificial aid at all, and telling us still more marvelous stories of their mothers In turn, who "never wore a pair of spetstacles" and could see to read flue print ata great age. One of the causes for this rapid and complete change of optical conditions must he traced to the sort of light our houses and streets have accustomed us to. The electric glare, or the dazzling flicker of the gas jet, harm the eyes as the soft shade of candies and even the subdued lamp light did not. One woman, who comes of a family of weak eyes, and who has lately begun to have trou- ble with her sight, has entirely discarded either gas, or electricity with which formerly, her house was lighted. She does not go oiit in the evening when she can avoid it, and especially shuns all public gatherings in brilliantly illuminated rooms. She uses candles in her home, and has a great wood -fire by' whose soft glow she spends most of her after -dark hours in conversation, if pos- sible, and not trying her sight by any hard usage. These methods of prevention,she thinks, are helping her quite as much as what the specialist prescribed for her trial, and certainly add to the pleasant appear- ance of her 'pretty house. Rapid Growth of Cities. More than one-third of the entire pop- ulation or the United States now live in cities. In some states it is muds greater; in Massachusetts, 70 per cent; in New York, 60 per cent.; in Connecti- cut, 54 per cent.; in New Jersey, 62 per cent. In 1790 there were but six "cities" —1. e., having a population of mere than 8,000—in 1890 there ware 448 such cities. In 1840 there were but three cities with more than 100,000 inhabitants; in 1890 there were twenty-eight slick cities. In 1870 there was no city having 1,000,- 000 inhabitants; in 1890 there were three such cities. In 1896 the new New Yoety is estimated to contain 3,200,000 inhab- itants, or nearly as many as the thirteen United States when George Washing- ton took the oath of office as first presi- dent. A Pretty Hat. An exceedingly pretty bat, and not ovortrimmed, was a charming white crinoline, one of a set of four brides- maids' hats. It was simply trimmed of maize glace ribbon bows and band, the edges of which Were outlined with but ter Yalenoiennes lane. On the right side, in addition to the bow, was an upstand- ing spray of white anti yellow jasmine. This flower and in these tones looks et its best on green satin straw hots; st. oral of which are to be seen with . et brim and crown partially hidden by a double row of these blossoms, while an aigrette of pink roses completes it at the side. Wear Oat Quick. Young Mr,. Bliss (just married) -1'm going to start housekeeping, and you can. give me a point or two, can't you? I suppose the biggest item of expense w*. be the house rent, eh? Mr. Childers—For the fleet live tap ilea years, 'yes. . Bliss—And then? Childers— Shoes t