HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-10-7, Page 2CEYLON..
Oh. this beautiful island of Ceylon.
Witt: the cocoanut trees on the shore.
Itis shaped like a pear with the peel on.
And Kandy lies in at the core..
And Kandy is sweet you ask Gertief]
Even when it is spelt with a K,
And the people are cheerful and dirty
And dress in a comical way.
Hero comes a particular dandy,
With two earrings and half of a shirt.
He's considered the swell of all Kandy,.
And the rest of him's covered with dirt..
And here comes the belle of the city,
With rings on her delicate toes,
And eyes that are painted and pretty.
And a jewel that shakes in her nose.
And the dear little girls, and the brothers.
And the babies so Jolly and fat,
Astride on the hips of their mothers,
And as black as a gentleman's hat.
And the queer little heaps of old women,
And the shaven Buddhistiaal priests,
And the lake which the worshipers swim in.
And the wagons with curious beasts.
The tongue they talk mostly is Tamil,
Which sounds you can hardly tell how:.
It ishalf like the scream of a camel,
And half like the grunt of a sow.
—Phillips Brooks.
LOVE TRIUMPHS.
Without his red necktie Mr, Solomon
Boggs would have been insignificant, ifnot
an absolute nonentity, but with it he be-
came at once pompous, bold and aggres-
sive. Involuntarily his chest expanded be-
neath it; until et stuck out like a drum
majors, and the whole splendid aggrega-
tion of necktie, shirt front and bosom rose
and fell with deep self satisfied undulations.
Decidedly Mr. Solomon Boggs, with his
toilet duly performed by his valet and his
commission as first functionary to the lord
mayor reposing snugly in his coat pocket,
was a person upon whom the awestruck
looks of ordinary people were- bestowed
with the more reason as none of them ever
saw him in the privacy of his chamber exist-
ingwithout his teeth, and his hair, and his
left eye, and his red necktie.
Another fact that went a long way with
the ordinary people was that Mr. Solomon
Boggs, besides his honorable position and
the emoluments incidental thereto, was
the possessor of a vast. amount of property.
He had so many houses that he had to em-
ploy three agents to collect the rents and
look after the repairs and abuse the ten-
ants,
enants, an his own spare time being consumed
in his efforts to have his taxes reduced to
about half what they should have been in
the regular order of thiuns.
The house which he himself inhabited
was a very wonderful structure of iron and
stone and brass, altogether suitable as a
place of residence for a man of his exalted
station and means, being finished inside
most exquisitely and equipped with every
modern contrivance for making exxistence
endurable and giving employment to
plumbers and beilhaugers.
But there was, in spite of all this mag-
nificence, a thorn in the flesh of Mr. Solo-
mon Boggs,
He had a daughter.
This fact, considered in the abstract,
should be regarded rather as a blessing
than otherwise. But when it is taken into
consideration that this young lady was as
homely as a baldheaded pheasant and had
lived, in spite of her money, to the mature
age of seven and thirty without asuitorfor
her hand the chagrin of Mr. Solomon Boggs
can be understood.
Beautifying compounds of every descrip-
tion had been applied to the unresponsive
countenance of Miss Elizabeth Boggs with-
out
ithout the faintest shadow of success. The
venders of the compounds, fearing that
some harm might be done to the reputa-
tion of their wares, sought to defend them
by saying that they couldn't be expected to
turn a witch into a Venus and went about
with theair of persons whohad been deeply
injured and whose confidence had been
abused.
Therefore when lir. Solomon. Boggs went
down to his office to pick his teeth in his
capacity of first functionary he generally
bores heavy heart along with him. Dur-
ing the day he was frequently occupied
with schemes for the disposal of his daugh-
ter in marriage and saw in every man he
met a possible son-in-law who would lift
from his soul the burden that oppressed it.
.But up to the thirty-seventh year of his
daughter's existence the only man who
had wooed her was a gentleman from Mex-
ico,
exico, who, just in the nick of time, was found
to possess three other wives.
So tormented and irritated did Mr. Boggs
become that little by little his subordinates
became filled with fear and uneasiness and
scarcely ventured to raise their eyes before
him lest they should call down upon them-
selves some ebullition of temper and a dis-
charge from their situations. Pennyboy,
the chief clerk, whose duty it was to do all
the work that should have been done by
Mr. Boggs himself and to scatter over his
desk every morning a huge mass of papers
to make it look as though the first func-
tionary
unctionary was a terrific man of business, be-
gan to think seriously of resigning volun-
tarily, to save himself the pain of a dis-
missal, and of establishing with his savings
a small cigar stand on the corner.
Pennyboy and Mr. Boggs had at onetime
got along capitally together, but the for-
mer having let out in an unguarded mo-
ment that he was already a married man
and the father of twins their intimacy had
drifted into coolness with the greatest ra-
pidity.
In a secluded street where lodgings were
to be obtained at a ridiculously low figure,
and where the principal features of the
landscape consisted of washed clothes hung
out to dry and clouds of soot emanating
from the chimneys, lived Jamas Peruke.
Right across the court from James Pe-
ruke lived Margaret Muffins, and between
them there existed a romantic feeling that
belonged to sylvan groves and babbling
brooks and was entirely out of place in
such a locality.
James Peruke belonged to that unfor-
tunate class
nfor-tunateclass of persons who are poor, but
proud. T -Te held a very inferior position in
the office of the honorable the secretary of
the coastwise trade, where he conscientious-
ly performed the tasks of 19 high officials
who spa their parts lent a tone of dignity to
the once.
But. the love that existed between .lames
and Margaret was not a bread and butter
sentiment, the lack of those elements in-
need
nx'leed being the only drawback to its happy
.consummation, It was an affection that
had been cemented by years of close com-
panionship and toil, and which bade fair to
live on forever in spite of the slings and
arrows of outrageous fortune. Often and
often had impossible schemes for getting
along in the world been proposed by
James, and others equally impossible by
Margaret, but their very impossibility ren-
dered them fruitless.
It was while affairs were in this state, in
the 'widely different spbei es of James Pe -
rake and Mn Solomon Boggs, that chance
' brought them into contact with each other.
Mr. Boggs, baying attended a meeting of
the committee on pros and cons, was walk
Ing home in a very bad humor when he
chanced to get his foot wedged in between
two paving stones so tightly that he could
not draw it out again.
James Peruke, happening along and See-
ing the predicament, hastened to lendhis
assistance and soon succeeded in setting
the foot free again, for which act of kind-
ness Mr. Boggs bestowed a smile tlponhim,
and then, acting upon the constant impulse
which possessed bine, invited him to his
house to take dinner and meet his daugh-
ter.
.Tames being a gentleman, albeit poor,
bowed with much grace and accepted.
The acquaintance thus formed grew
apace, and it was not 'Tung before he was a
regular visitor at the house of the filet
functionary and was thoroughly posted
about everything therein, including Miss
Elizabeth Boggs. As the frequency of his
visits increased the heart of Mr. Solomon
Boggs beat high with hope. His demeanor
was no longer fierce, Slowly but surely
the fish was nibbling at the hook, and it
was only a natter of care, prudence and
time when it should be successfully landed.
But all this time the heads of James
Peruke and Margaret Muffins were filled
with a wild and desperate scheme.
James, when he visited Miss Boggs, as-
sumed a loverlike familiarity. He uttered
tender nothings. He allowed his hand to
stray idly over the back of her chair and
sighed dismally as he spoke of the tremen-
dous
remendous distance that separated him from her.
All tbis was duly imparted by Miss Eliza-
beth to her father, and he agreed with her
that the only thing that prevented an
' avowal ort the part of James Peruke was
his delicate recognition of his poor estate.
Decidedly that obstacle must be removed.
A. word. to the honorable the secretary of
the coastwise trade from bis friend, the
first functionary of the lord mayor, would.
set everything to rights.
"Your ear, my lord," said Mr. Solomon
Boggs at the first opportunity, and as a re-
sult of what he whispered into it the as-
sistant secretary banded a bulky document
to the custodians of seals and impressions,
who put a stamp on it and handed it in his
turn to tbe chief of the sixty -fust division.
The chief of the sixty-first division imme-
diately welted upon James Peruke, who
sat at his desk copying a report submitted
by the commander of the Ninth brigade to
the first lord of the shot tower and in -
for seed him that be had been created sev-
enteenth inspector of the royal inkstand..
He imparted tbis information with a mag-
nificent bow, and drawing forth the com-
mission, duly sealed and inscribed, present-
ed it,
Seventeenth inspector of the royal ink-
stand!
For a moment James Peruke's head
swam, and he was entirely unable to grasp
the situation. It was so immeasurably
above his highest expectations. The chief
of the sixty-first division himself was a
veritable pygmy in comparison.
As soon as he could collect his senses
James started to ask the chief if he might
absent himself for the day, but remember-
ing the station he now held he looked bored
instead and remarked:
el think—aw—I think I will go home.
Please convey my regards to the honorable
the secretary of the coastwise trade and
tell him I shall call to pay my respects to-
morrow."
The c ref of the sixty-first division bowed
obsequiusly.
Then James Peruke went out into the
street and hailed a hansom.
"Drive me to 111 Mud court," said he to
the driver, and away rattled the cab to its
destination.
All this time Margaret Din mnswasquiets
ly pursuing her household vocations un-
conscious of the great events that were
transpiring.
Suddenly the door was flung violently
open and in came James, the seventeenth
inspector of the royal inkstand, breath-
less, exultant, happy. In a trice the situa-
tion was explained and the necessity for
prompt action plainly seen. The cab was
waiting outside, and Margaret ran up stairs
to put on her bonnet and came back look-
ing so sweet and blushing so prettily that
James Peruke felt a tremulous thrill run
down his spinal column and come out at
the tips of bis fingers and toes.
And now a cloud began to settle over the
household and person of Mr. Solomon
Boggs. Day afterday went by, yet James
—James who was to marry Elizabeth—did
not come. The old gloom and melancholy
settled over everything. Pennyboyrenewed
his purpose of going into the tobacco busi-
ness and began to make inquiries for a
suitable shop.
Again and again did Mr. Boggs go up to
the office of the seventeenth inspector of
the royal inkstand, but an inflexible at-
tendant said Mr. Peruke was engaged and
could not be interrupted under any circum-
stances. The first functionary was in de-
spair.
Finally The Daily Termagant came out
with a graphic account of a gorgeous re-
ception given bythe wife.of the Hon. James
Perukeat which noble persons were pres-
ent in great numbers. Mr. SolomonBoggs
read it while he was at breakfast and
swooned. As soon as he came to his senses
he hastened to the honorable the secretary
of the coastwise trade and demanded that
James Peruke's commission be revoked.
The honorable secretary looked grave.
He was afraid it couldn't be done. The ap
pointment had been made and confirmed,
and the occupant of such a high office as
that of seventeenth inspector of the royal
inkstand could not be tampered with. It
would be too dangerous. Then he dropped
his voice to a confidential whisper and
spoke of the peril of unpopular acts. Real-
ly it was a matter in which he must decline
to interfere.
With an aching heart Mr. Solomon
Boggs withdrew and turned his steps in
the direction of his own place of business.
"What are you doing, sir?" he demanded
fiercely of Pennyboy on his arrival.
"Nothing in particular, sir," said Penny-
boy in much trepidation.
Mr. Boggs glared at him savagely.
"Nothing in particular!" he howled,
smiting his desk with his fist. "You are
always doing nothing in particular. Do
you suppose that you are going to draw
your salary for doing nothing in particular?
Get out of here, sir!"
Pennyboy ruefully retired. It had come.
at last, but the shock was greater than he
had. anticipated. •
When he bad gone, Mr. Boggs sat down
in his chair and groaned.
As for the seventeenth inspector of the
royal inkstand, lie remained in the enjoy
merit of his high office and generous sal-
ary, the actual inspection' of the inkstand:
being attended .to` by an intelligent boy of
9 years who washed it out and refilled it
every morning, and .was paid sixpence a
week for doing so:—Cincinnati Times -Star:
One Storm at a Time.
Greene Gates -Did you hear the howling
of the wind during that awful storm the
other night?
Macon . McDonough-Xo. I had just
come in from the lodge at the time and
was getting a blowing up from my wife.—
Brooklyn Eagle. , '
AGRI C U LTU RE
PROTECTION FOR' NAY.
A Good Structure, Although There Is Not
Very Much to It.
A good was even If it is somewhat
old, of cheaply protecting hay and inn.
der is to make an open structure with a
roof that can be raised or lowered, as
necessary to receive and: best protect the
hay or fodder beueatb. As usually built,
it is a four -post affair, one post (strongly
set in the ground) at each corner; but if
the shed is one of oonsiderable length
six posts are used, as shown in the ac-
companying out (Fig. 1). What in an
ordinary building constitutes the plates
here becomes a frame, which at each
corner embraces the post in manner
shown at A in Fig. 2. If any posts ad-
ditional to those at the corners are put
down, an iron stirrrup is used, as de-
picted at B. The
oover, or roof, over
the frame should be
made of the lightest
obtainable material
that will turn rain.
When raised or low-
ered it is secured in
place by iron pins
stuck into holes
bored in the posts for
that purpose. A jaok
screw, (if to be bad
two jackscrews
would be better) will
be a great help in
raising the adjustable roof. There Is a
jackscrew made that clamps to an up-
right post, which wonld here be just the
thing. Thi:+ is the cheapest possible hay
protector, as there is hardly anytbing to
it but the roof.—G. W. Waters, in Jour-
nal of Agriculture.
CLOVER WITH WHEAT.
Top Dressing With Yard Afanure—Ferti-
lizersBetter If Drilled In.
A Pennsylvania wheat -grower says in
the Cultivator that long before phosphate
was used for wheat, observing farmers
had learned the great advantage of top
dressing with finely rotted manure the
land they were seeding with wheat. The
effect of this was not merely to secure
needed fertility for the growth of the
plant, but to keep this fertility near the
surface, so as to induce the horizontal
growth of roots, and thus prevent it
from winter killing. But this surface
manuring never seoured all the gain
made by drilling the fertilizer in contact
with the seed wheat. That promoted the
wheat growth as quickly as the seed
germinated, and in just the place to do
the wheat plant the most good. But the
praotice of top -dressing wheat with sta-
ble manure is a good one, and with the
.advantage that it can be applied in winter
when tbe ground is frozen or covered with
snow, so that teams can go on it without
poaohing the surface. This winter top -
dressing is of especial value for the clover
seeding. It will secure a good catch
when, without It, neither clover nor
grass would live through the dry weather
of spring and summer. It Is mainly as a
crop to seed with that Eastern farmers
now grow winter wheat. The price for
several years has been too low for the
grain to be grown with profit. Bus the
increased growth of clover with wheat
as compared with what it will make
with any spring grain, gives a compensa-
tion that makes winter wheat still
worth growing for this purpose if for no
other. It is a fortunate fact that the pre-
paration of the soil which secures the
best wheat crop is best for the clover
also.
Broilers and Hard Work.
All who have attempted to batch
chicks and raise broilers with incubators
and brooders admit that the work is
tedious and laborious and that constant
Dare—day and night—is necessary. In the
winter, however, when a large number
are seeking work, it is as profitable to
apply labor in broiler raising as in any
other direction. It is the work that
makes• the business pay, and it is be-
cause so many have endeavored to save
labor that they have not succeeded. Why
do broilers sometimes sell for 50 cents
per pound? Because it requires so much
hard work and risk to raise them, and
because over one half of the young chicks
die before they are six weeks old. 'It is
the heavy loss of yonng chicks that en-
tails the cost, and this loss can only be
averted by constant care. The high prides
for broilers compensate for the labor, for
if there was but little labor required the
supply would be much greater than
the demand. Broiler raising in winter,
therefore, is a means of employment,
and it will pay any farmer to endeavor
to learn how to hatch and raise chinks
by artificial modes, determining, how-
ever, not to spare labor in the enterprise.
Compact Birds.
By carefully observing . the chicks that
were hatched this year it will be found
that the late ones are more compact in
appearance,, and have shorter legs than
those hatched early, even when both the
early and late ones are from the same'
parents. The early cbicks; will get their
height before filling nut, but the late
ones will not grow in height any longer
than the appearanoe of frost, but they
thicken in body and appear compact, In
reality they :re not as heavy or as large
as the taller early ohieks, their shorter.
legs simply giving them the appearance
of strong, heavy chicks;
They will never become any larger, as
the winter usually ends their growth,
Useful in ilia f3oasehold.
Every well regulated house should con-
tain a•place •-where boxes are kept. Then
every one that comes -to the house,assoon
.
as its: contents are used, should be put in
this closet along with the string and;
wrapping paper, so that if a parcel le to
be done up in a hurry the materialg: are
at hand.
LEANER PORK. '
Carcasses et Clear Lard Not Wanted N.w
The Food Decides the Quality.
The demand for leaner pork, which
was referred to in a previous issne, is
widespread and the person whn is pro-
ducing pork, for the market must prepare
to meet it. By leaner pork is not meant
the sending to market of the former type
of hog in a half -fattened condition, but
a distinct type bred and fed with the
prominent idea of mingling the lean and
fat in such a manner as to meet the de-
mand of the market. Formerly the lard
was the chief element sought in the mar-
ket hog, but now the other characteristio
has entirely overshadowed that, and the
bacon hog is the one in demand, Thomas
Shaw, in the Prairie Farmer, advocates
crossing the large breeds upon the "com-
mon dumpy shaped" sows of the smaller
breeds, and the following method of
feeding: "But the food exercises a power-
ful influenee on the character of the
heat, since it affects the character of the
development all along the line. When
pigs are fed nitrogenous foods prior to
the fattening period they grow muscle;
that is to say, they grow lean meat with
some fat in it. Then when the fattening
period comes, the `streaking' of the meat
is perfected through enlarging the size
of the seams of fat. Of nitrogenous
foods we have many. They include
shorts, bran. oats, skim -milk, peas,
squashes, pumpkins, field roots, clover
and a great variety of grasses which may
and ought to be used in pasturing. But
bran and oats should not be given to
young swine, since they are not stilted
to their digestion. And the more exercise
the pigs get the more perfect will be the
blending in the meat. In other words,
pigs that pasture during all the season
of growth will make a better quality of
pork than those not so pastured. For pas-
tures we may use clover in all its varie-
ties, winter rye, barley, peas, sorghum
and rape. Where clover will not grow,
rape will succeed and it will make an
excellent substitute for clover, If pigs
are bred as indicated, if they are fed
nitrogenous foods up to the fattening
period, if they are given exercise during
the pasturage season and if they are then
fattened on corn or barley, or both, they
will furnish pork of as good apquality
as can be found in the world. Of course,
some barley, Dorn or rye may be fed dur-
ing the growing period and with advant-
age, but the quantity should not be large..
We niay lose a little in easy keeping
qualities by the modifications recom-
mended, but we will get more than com-
pensation in the vigor, the proliflioaey
and the general well doing of our pigs."
Will it Pay the Farmer?
"Will it pay a farmer to buther with
chickens?" asks an Inquirer. Will it pay
a farmer not to bother with chickens?
, We would like to know. What are the
legitimate productions of a farm? To
our notion, says the Wisconsin Farmer,
it means growing grain, growing vege-
tables, growing fruits, wool; keeping
hogs for meat and lard; keeping bees for
honey; keeping poultry for eggs and
carcasses. In foot, everything that is
grown or prnduced on a farm is a legiti-
mate produot.
A farm without poultry is like a home
without a mother. No one oan appreciate
either unless once deprived of them. If
farmers will conduct their farms un the
same line that the large department*
stores of the city are run, they will have
less cause to complain of the 'uncer-
tainties" of agricultural pursuits. Those
stores try every branch thoroughly, and
hold on to that which is good. The en-
terprising farmer does the same, and in
every case where eaoh branch is properly
tried, poultry culture is the first to be
retained. Isn't it funny that nearly every
farmer who tells us that poultry doesn't
pay continues to keep them? We have
seen farmers give up one branch after
another because they found it unprofit-
able and declare poultry was a losing
game; yet, nevertheless, they continued
keeping fowls right along.
As we have repeatedly said in these.
columns, none is better fitted for mak-
ing poultry pay than the farmer. He
can find no better market for cheap
grain than poultry affords. Bnt poultry
on the farm must be commanded better.
The farmer is indifferent, and the hens
become lazy—and lazy hens are as un-
profitable as a lazy farm hand.
While there Is always plenty of work
on a farm during the winter, the income
is nothing else but what has been earned'
during the summer. Why not increase`
the winter earnings by building snug
houses, studying up the question of win-
ter eggs and winter poultry, and devote
your time to gradually building up an
industry that eaoh year will enable you
to gradually drop the harder work of
farming, and that. too,with an increased
income? Farmers should think well over
these things, for to there, more than to
any one else, it means dollars in their
pockets.
011 Stains on Wood or Stone.
To remove oil stains from boards or
stone mix fuller's earth into a paste
with water, lay it over the stain, and
when dry brush it off. If this does not
take out the oil with one application it
must be repeated two or three times. A
very good scouring liquid may be kept
ready for the same purpose. -Make strong
lye of pearlash and rain water, and add
as much unslaoked lime as it will take
up. Bottle the liquid and keep it corked
tightly ready for,use. When required take
one part of liquid and three of water,
and scour the stained part with it, If is
is allowed to lie on the hoards .it will.
take the color out of them: so it must
always be used with care end expedition.
Ground Bone in Dozes..
The cut green bone should always be
preferred, but the hard, dry bones may
be ground and utilized also. The bone
should not he too fine—about the size of
peas Is correct= -and may be placed in a
cigar box and located where the fowls
can help themselves. If the pieces; are
sharp they will serve as grit and also
provide lime for the shells because they
are animal foods and digestible, wltlle
oyster shells, being useful as grit, are
not digestible, their action ' being me-
chanical.
Batter for Fritters.
. Put four ounces of flour in a basin,
make a hole in . the center of the flour,
drop in the yolks of two eggs. Stir four
tablespoonful's of stale beer into one
tablespoonful of salad oil: Pour this on
to the yolks and stir gentlyin, taking,
care not to get it lumpy.
Put white of one egg on a plate, beat
it to a stiff froth, and stir lightly into
the hatter. Use directly; when once the
'white is added on, the froth sinks.
Christ's Christianity
Christianity as Christ taught is the
truest: philosophy of life ever: spoken. But
let us be quite sure,' when we speak of
Christianity, that we mean Christ's
Christianity.—Philips Brooks.
POINTS IN TOMATO CULTURE.
Treatment of. the Seedlings When an Earl,
Crop is Desired.
Late tomatoes may be a fairly paying
crop for the farmer who grows them for
canning factories by aores, but they are
not profltslble any more for the market
gaedener, The money for the latter and.
the satisfaction for the amateur is in the
ripe fruit he can secure before the rusb.
The knowing ones therefore lose no time
in starting plants and take such early
varieties as the Ruby, Fordhook, New
Imperial or the older King of the Barites,
Earliest Advance and others of that glass
to give ripe specimens an 120 or 125 days
from sowing the seed.
The seed is sown early in a good seed
bed in sunny window, greenhouse or
hotbed.
For the first transplanting of these
SEEDLING FOR FIRST TRANSPLANTING.
seedlings the soil need not be of more
than medium richness. As T. Greiner
says in American Gardening: We don't
want forced. sappy growth. Seedlings
that are, short and stocky and stiff can
go through the transplanting prooess
without receiving much of a check, even
without wilting. The tomato plants,
about -three or four weeks after sowing
seed, are pulled up from the seed bed,
having then the general appearance
represented in the first illustration.
This shows a plant of the potato leaf
type in natural size. The soil is well
moistened. and the plants are then care-
fully lifted nut by prying under them
with a small trowel or other tool. Thus,
with all the fano roots intact and perhaps
a little soil still adhering to them, they
aro set firmly in other lints, or directly
on the benches or in hotbeds, about three
inches apart each way. Moist soil should
always be firmly pressed against the
roots of the little plant, and if this is
done the latter will hardlyfeel the trans-
fer,
Concerning the second transplanting
Mr. Gronior says: In some cases we set
the plants,,t► first shifting far enough
apart (four inches or more) so they can
get their full development and be taken
directly to open ground without another
transplanting. For earliest crop, how-
ever, we want very large, very stocky
and well advanced plants, and we pre -
f er to set them first three inches apart,
and then, when they have reached the
size as shown in nncdmpanying Illustra-
tion, to a larger distance, say, not less
than five inohes, if we oan possibly spare
the roots. Thus they are left to grow,
SEEDLING FOP SECOND TRANSPLANTING.
and by the time that they can go into
the openground, scone time in May.
earlier or later awarding to season and
locality, they will be in bloom, and per-
haps with fruit already set.
In the final transfer to open ground
large chunks of soil are removed with
the plant and great care is taken to dis-
turb the roote as little as possible.
Bngagin i' Servants.
Don't engage a servant who tells you
with an air of frankness that ebe walks
in her sleep, so that if you bear her
moving about in the night you need not
feel alarmed, A friend of mine, in an
unthinking moment, engaged one of
these mildly afflicted treasures. Ere
long the ,maid fulfilled her threat and
walked in her sleep. But,the worst of it
was that it was found in the morning
that she had walked off altogether, and,
in her condition of somnolent irrosponsi-
hility, had taken with her a quantity of
table silver, her faculties not being too
numbed by sleep to prevent her from
distinguishing between sterling silver
and electroplate, This; domestic version
of "La Sritrittnm ala" may be remember-
ed with advantage by ladles who are
engaging new treasures—as who is not?
Stene emir Intik.
Never throw away sour miik, for - it
Drakes exoollent xconcs one onkcs, and if
there be a good deal of if, and it al-
lowed to stand for a few days it will be-
come quite solid. Tako this curd and
hang itupin a damp cloth and you will
have a very goal sweet little cheese, If
the surd be used directly it isset,s ueezed
dry, e
lemon- el hntter, and o sput
p OM to lb
in the ordinary gnantitlos far a cheese -
Cake and you have a further use for the
often rejected stale mil k.
Cream Sono of Li Beaus.
Soak one cupful of beaus and cook till
soft and rub through a strainer, .there
should be about one pint of the pulp.
Scald ono pint of milk, thicken with one
teaspoonful of butter, and ole half tea-
spoonful of flour cooked together. Add
the bean pulp and season to taste. with
salt, pepper and onion juice.
THE ZULU BIBLE.
It is One of Many Printed by the American
Bible Society. '
The Zulu Bible is one of the interest-'
ing forms of the Scriptures among the
vast number of Bibles printed in the .
Bible House in New York, by the'
American Bible Society. The statistics.
of the society are interesting and stir
prising to any one unfamiliar with
them. The society's twenty -Dent 13ible
end five -cent Testament are probably the
cheapest books in the world. The Testa
trent for five cents is marvelous. It is a a
small book. but the type is clear and •
plain, and the cover, a soft one of cloth,
is neat and attractive. Tilofigures on the
inside of the 1896 edition show that 12,-
442,000 copies of tate book have been
printed. The Bible is in the 1895 edition, `
and the figures show that at the time of
its issue 2,300,000 bad been printed.
That num Der has now been largely in-
creased. It has been estimated that in.
busy times au average of one Bible, and
three or four Testaments are turned out
every minute by the plant in the house
for every day in the year. About two-
thirds of all the Bibles printed are given'
away, and the others are sold at costes
Last year the society issued 1,750,283
Bibles and Testaments. The English
editions and editions in the common
European languages are all printed at
the Bible House. Some of the languages
of tho extreme East, like the Chinese,
can be priuted more cheaply by native
workmen in the country to which they
belong. The Canton Bible, which is in
the colloquial tongue spoken by most of
the Chinese in this vioinity, is printed
at the Bible House. In the past eighty
years of its existence, the society has
issued 61, 705,841 volumes of the Holy
:ioriptnres, in nearly 100 languages and
dialects. In the first twenty-five years
of its existence itprinted nearly 3,000,000:
books, in the second nearly 19,000, 000, 1
and the total issue of the third twenty-
five years was 32, 448,180. An old gentle.;
man interested in the work has estimated
that there have been Bibles enough ,
printed to supply every person in the:
world with one.
A DEAD -AND -ALIVE CITY. I
Cordova Has LIttle of 'its Old-TIino wealth
and l'o'wer.
From the station we drove through a
staring white suburb, past the well-
whitewashoti walls of the bull -ring, to
the Fonda de. Oriente. It was still early
in the afternoon, the sun fierce, the light '
blinding—the hour when all summer we
had been sleeping and dreaming in the
Alhambra's halls and the Gener:infant
gardens. Remembering their loveliness,
and hoping for new beauty like it, we
could not stay in the dull hotel bed-
room, though with its tiled floor it was
fairly cool and clean, and we went out
into the town. Silence hung over it like
a pall. Every winding street in the
labyrinth beyond the Paseo was empty;
not a living creature iu sight, only once
in a while a beggar, who rushed from
some spot Of shade to assail us; all the
low, white houses, with their iron -barred
windows. were tight shut; the place was
abandoned and desolate, its silence un-
broken by sound of toll or traffic,
Was this really the Cordova of Musa
and Abdorrahman, the Cordova once
called the Bagdad or Damascus of the
West, whose streets were ever alive with
the clang of arms, the pomp of proces-
sions, the clatter of students going to
and from the sohonls, whose name was
it synonym for wealth and power; for
culture and industry—the world-famous
town with its scientists and merchants
and women doctors? It was as if aplague
had fallen suddenly upon the town, and
left not ono loan, woman, or child to
tell the tale.—"Midsummer in Southern
Spain," by Elizabeth R. Pennell, in the
tieptember Century.
World's Increasing Population.
The astonishing growth of European
cities in the Inst twenty years is but
part of a movement in population which
is general throughout civilized coun-
tries. It is certainly unprecedented in
history.
In this country the increase from 50,-
000,000 to 70,000,000 in less than two de-
cades is paralleled by Germany, which
has increased from 30,000,000 to 52,000,-
000 since the Franco-Prussian war: Eng-
land shows a like increase, confined
chiefly to the pities. While Ireland, Italy
and Spain are not so responsive to the
movement, it is for causes too well un-
derstood to make their oases seem excep-
tional to the rule that the great scientific'
and mechanical improvements of the
century are making it possible for the
world to produce and support a larger
population than was dreamed of even by
the most pronounced opponents of Man
tbusianism in their controversies with
the ignorant theorists who believed that
the limit of population had been or was
about to be reached.
According to Mulhall the total popu-
lation of the earth in the time of Augus-
tus Caesar did not exceed 54,000,000, so.
that in the United States we now have
more people than the earth contained
when the empire of the Caesars was at
its greatest.
According to the same authority the
population of Europe was only 50,000,000
in the fifteenth century, while now it is
estimated at over 357,000,000 people,
whose average of living is far higher
than that of the age of Augustus or than
that of the fifteenth century.
It is beuoming a more and more self-
evident proposition that the increase of
civilization is not only accompanied by,
but is dependent on enincrease in popu-
lation. And no fact in economic history .
is of more far-reaching importance.
Gentleness.
Gentleness is love in society. It is love
holdingintercourse with those around it.
It is that cordiality of .aspect and that
soul of speech which assures that kind
and earnest hearts may still be met with
bore below. It is that quiet influence
which, like the ecentod flame ' of an ala-
baster lamp,fills many a borne .with light
and warmth and fragrance altogether. It
is the carpet, soft and deep, which, while
it diffuses a look of ample; comfort,
deadens many a creaking sound. It is
the curtain which, from . many a beloved
form, wards off at once the summer's'
glow and the winter's wind. It is the
pillow on whioll sickness lays its head
and forgets half its misery, and to which
death comes in a balmier dream. 'It is
considerateness, It, is tenderness of feel-
ing. It is warmth of affection. It is
promptitude of sympathy. It is love in
all its depths and all its delicacy. It is
everything : included in that matchless
grace, the gentleness of Christ.
His Time Hud Como.
"Hal hal" sardonically cried the
heavy villian in the fourth act; "now
my time has come," And then the supe
came on and ,handed him the property
Watch.