HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-6-4, Page 7ON THE STAGE OF LIFE
WHY SO MANY MAKE FAILURES
IN THE GREAT DRAMA.
Drunkenness and Indolence and Selfishness
Set Forth by Rev. Dr. Talmage ati Lead.
, ing Causes of Failure --The Brighter Side
of the Picture.
Washington, May' 31.—Rev. Dr. Tan
^ mage, in his discourses, sots forth the
causes of failure in life, drawing on a
Biblical reference to the theater for
startling illustration. His text was Job
'evil, 23, "Men shall clap their hands at
him and shall hiss him out of his
place."
This allusion seems to be dramatic.
The bible more than once makes such
allusions. Paul says, "We are made a
theater or spectacle to angels and to
men." It is evident from the text that
some of the habits of theater goers were
known in Job's time, because he describes
an actor hissed off the stage. The im-
personator comes on the boards, and,
either through lack of study of the part
he is to take or inaptness or other incap-
acity, the audience is offended and ex-
presses its disapprobation and disgust by
hissing. "Men shall clap their hands at
him and shall hiss him out of his place."
My text suggests that each one of us is
put on the stage of this world to take.
some part. What hardship and suffering
and discipline great actors have undergone
year after year that they might be per-
fected in their parts you have often read.
But we are put on the stage of this life
to represent charity and faith and humil-
ity and helpfulness—what little prepara-
tion we have made, although we have
three galleries of spectators, earth and
heaven and hell! Have we not been
more attentive to the part taken by
others than to the part taken by our-
selves, and,while we needed to be looking
at home and concentrating on our own
duty, we have been criticising the other
performmers and saying, "that was too
high," or "too low," or "too feeble,"
or "too extravagant," or "too tame,"
or "too demonstrative," while we our-
selves were making a dead failure and
preparing to be ignominiously hissed off
the stage? Each one is assigned a place.
No supernumeraries hanging around the
drama of life to take this or that or the
other part, as they may be called upon.
No one can take our place. We can take
no other place. Neither can we put off
our character, No change of apparel can
make us anyone else than that which
we eternally are.
Many make a failure of their part
in the drama of life through dissipation.
They have enough intellectual equipment
and good address and geniality un-
bounded. But they have a wine closet
that contains all the forces for their
social and business and moral overthrow.
So far back as the year 959 Bing Edgar
of England made a law that the drink-
ing cups should have pins fastened at
a certain point in the side so that the
indulger might be reminded to stop be-
fore he got to the bottom. But there are
no pins projecting from the sides of the
modern wine cup or beer mug, and the
first point at which millions stop is at
the gravelly bottom of their own grave.
Dr. Sax, of France, has discovered some-
thing which all drinkers ought to know.
He has found out that alcohol in every
shape, whether of wine or brandy or beer,
contains parasitic life called bacillus
potuinanioe. By a powerful microsoope
these living things are discovered, and
when you take strong drink you take
them into the stomach and then into
your blood, and, getting intp the crimson
canals of life, they go into' every tissue
of your body, and your entire organism
is taken possession of by these noxious
infinitesimals. When in delirium tremens
a ;loan sees every form of reptile life,
it seems it is only these parasites of the
brain in exaggearted size. It is not a
hallucination that the victim is suffering
from. He only sees in the room what is
actually crawling and rioting in his own
brain. Every time you take strong drink
you swallow these maggots, and every
time the imbiber of alcohol in any shape
feels vertigo or rheumatism or nausea it
is only the jubilee of these maggots.
Efforts are being made for the discovery
of some germicide that can kill the para.
site's of alcoholism, but the only thing
that will ever extripate them is abstin-
ence from alcohol and teetotal abstinence,
to which I would before God swear all
these young men and old.
America is a fruitful country, and we
raise large crops of wheat and corn and
oats, but the largest crop we raise in
this country is the crop of drunkards.
With sickle made out of the sharp edges
of the broken glass of bottle and demi-
john they are cut down, and there are
whole swathes of them, whole winrows
of them, and it takes all the hospitals
and penetentiaries and graveyards and
cemeteries to hold this harvest of hell.
Some of you are going down under this
evil, and the never dying worm of alco-
holism has wound around you one of its
coils, and by next New Year's Day it
will have another coil around you, and
it will after a while put a coil around
your tongue, and a coil around your
brain, and a coil around your foot, and
a coil around your heart, and some day.
this never dying ,worm will, with one
spring, tighten all the coils at once, and
in the last twist of that awful convolu
tion you will cry out, "Oh, my God!"
and be gone. The greatest of dramatists
in the tragedy of The Tempest sends
staggering across the stage Stephapo, the
drunken butler,' but across the stage of
human life strong drink sends kingly
and queenly and princely natures stag-
gering forward against the footlights of
conspicuity, and then staggering back
into failure, till the world is impatient
for their disappearance, and human and
diabolic voices join in hissing them off
the stage.
Many also make a failure in the drama
of life through indolence. They are al-
ways making calculations how little they
can do for the compensation they get.
There are more lazy ministers, lawyers;
doctors, merchants, artists, and farmers
than have ever been counted upon. The
community is s full of laggards and
shirkers, I can tell it from the way they
crawl. along the street, • from their tardi-
ness in meeting engagements, from the
lethargies that seem to hang to the foot
When they lift it, to the hand when they
put it 'oat, to the words when they
speak.
.Two young men in a store. In the
morning the one goes to Ms post the
last minute or one minute behind. The
other is ten minutes before the time
and, has his hat and coat hung up and
,is at hispost waiting for duty. The one,
is ever and anon, in the afternoon` look-
ing at his watch to see if it is not most
time to shut up. The other stays half
an hour after he might go, and, when
asked why, says he wanted 'to 'look over
some entries he hall made to be sure he
was right or to put up some goods that
had been left out of place: The one is very
touchy about doing work not exactly
belonging to him. The other is glad to
help the other clerks in their work. The
first will be a prolonged nothing, and ho
will be poorer at 60 years of agethan at
20. The other will be a merchant prince.
Indolence is the cause of more failures
in all occupations then you have ever
suspected. People are too lazy to do
what they can do and want to undertake
that which they canuot do. In the
drama of life they don't want to be
a common' soldier, carrying a half bred
across the stage, or a falconer, or a mere
attendant, and so thy lounge about the
scenes till they shall be called to be
something great. After awhile, by some
accident of prosperity or circumstances,
they get into the place for wh'ch they
have no qualification, and very soon, if
the man be a merchant, he is going
around asking his creditors to com-
promise for ten cents on the dollar, or,
if a, clergyman, he is making tirades
against the ingratitutde of churches, or,
if an attorney, by unskilled management
he loses a vase by which widows and
orphans are robbed of their portion, or,
if a physician, he, by malpractice, gives
his patient rapid transit from this world
to the next. Our incompetent friend
would have made a passable horse doctor,
but he wanted to be professor of ana-
tomy in a university. He could have
sold enough confectionery to have sup-
ported his family, but he wanted to have
a sugar refinery like the Havemeyers.
He could have mended shoes, but ho
wanted to amend the constitution of the
United States,- Toward the end of life
the people are out of patience, out of
money, nut of friends, out of everything.
They go to the poorhouse, or keep out
of it by running in debt to all the
grocery and dry goods stores that will
trust them. People begin to wonder
when the curtain will drop on the scene.
After awhile, leaving nothing but their
compliments to pay doctor, undertaker
and Gabriel Grubb, the grave digger,
they disappear. Exeunt! Hissed off the
stage.
Others fail in the drama of life
through demonstrated selfishness. They
make all the rivers empty into their sea,
all the roads of emolument end at their
door, and they gather all the plumes of
honor for their brow. They help no one,
encourage no one, rescue no one. "How
big a pile of money can I got?" and
"How much of the world can I absorb?"
are the chief questions. They feel about
the common people as ,the Turks felt to-
wards the Asapi, or common soldiers,
considering them of no use except to fill
up the ditches with their dead bodies
while the other troops walked over them
to take the fort. After awhile this prince
of worldly success is sick. The only in-
terest society has in his illness is the
effect that his possible decease may have
on the money markets. After awhile he
dies. Great newspaper capitals announce
how he started with nothing and ended
with everything. Although for sake of
appearance some people put handkerchiefs
to the eye, there is tot one genuine tear
shed. The heirs sit up all night when
he lies in state, discussing what the old
fellow has probably done with his money.
It takes all the livery stables within
two miles to funrish equipages, and all
the mourning stores are kept busy in
selling weeds of grief. The stonecutters
send in proposals for a monument. The
minister at the obsequies reads of the
resurrection, which makes the hearers
fear that if the unscrupulous financier
does not come up in the general rising
he will try to get a "corner" ou tomb-
stones and graveyard fences. All good,
men are glad that the moral nuisance
has been removed. The Wall street spec-
ulators are glad because there is more
room for themselves, The heirs are glad
„because they get possession of the long
delayed inheritance. Dropping every
feather of all his plumes, every certifi-
cate of all his stock, every bond of all
his investments, every dollar of all his
fortune, lie departs, and all the rolling
Dead March in Saul, and all the page -
an try of his interment, and all the ex-
quisiteness of sarcophagus, and all the
extravagance of epitaphology, cannot
hide the, fact that my test has come again
to tremendous fulfilment, "Men shall
clap their hands at him and shall hiss
him out of his place."
You see the clapping comes before the
hiss. The world cheers before it damns.
So it is said the deadly wasp tickles be-
fore it stings. Going up, is he? Hurrah!
Stand back and let his galloping horses
dash by a whirlwind of plated harness
and tinkling headgear and arched' neck!
Drink deep of his maderia and cognac!
Boast of bow well you know him! All
hats off as he passes! Bask for days and
years in the sunlight of his prosperity!
Going down, is ho? Pretend to be near-
sighted, so that you cannot see him as
lie walks past. When men ask you if you
know him, halt and hesitate as though
you were trying to call up a dim mem-
ory, and say: "Well, y -e -s, yes. I believe
I once did know him, but have not seen
him for a long while." Cross a different
ferry from the, one where you used to
meet him, lest he ask for financial help.
When you started life he spoke a good
word for you at the bank. Talk down
his credit now that his fortunes are col-
lapsing. He put his name on two of your
notes. Tell him that you have changed
your bind about such things, and that
you never endorse. After awhile his mat- '
tors come to a dead halt, and an assign-
ment or suspension or sheriff's sale takes
place. You say: "He ought to have
stopped sooner. Just as I expected. He
made too big a splash in the world. Glad
the balloon has burst. Ha, ha!" Ap-
plause when he went up, sibilant de-
rision when he came down. "Men shall
clap their hands at him and hiss him
out of his place." So, high up amid the
crags, the eagle flutters dust into the
eyes of the roebuck, which then, with
eyes blinded, goes tumbling over the
precipice, the great antlers crashing on
the rocks.
Now, compare some of these goings out
of life with the departure of men and
women, who, in the drama of life, take
the part that God assigned them - and
then went away honored of men and ap-
plauded of the Lord Almighty.. It is
about 50 years ego that in a compara-
tively small apartment of the city a
newly -married pair sot up a home. The
first guest invited to that residence was
the Lord Jesus -Christ, and the Bible
given the bride on the clay of her espousal
Was the guide of that household Days
of sunshine were followed by days of
sh l,dow. Did you ever know a home that
for 50 years had no vicissitude? The
young woman who left her 'father's
house for her young husband's home
started out with is parental 'benediction
and good advice she will never forget.
Her Mother said to her the day before the
iniareiage: "Now, my child, you aro go-
ing away from us. Of course, as long as
your father and I live you will fuel that
you can come to us at any time. But
your: home will be elsewhere. From long
experience I find it best to serve God. It
is very bright with you now, my child,
and you may think you can Fet along
without religion, but the day will come
when you will want God, and my advice
is establish a family altar, and, if need
be, conduct the worship yourself." The
counsel was taken, and that young wife
consecrated every room in the house to
God.
Years passed on, and there were in
that home hilarities, but they were good
and healthful, and sorrows, but they
were comforted. Marriages as bright as
orange blossoms could make them, and
burials in which all hearts were riven.
They have a family lot in the cemetery,
but all the place is illuminated with
stories of resurrection and reunion. The
children of the. household that lived have
grown up, and they are all Christians,
the father and mother leading the way,
and the children following. What care
the mother took of wardrobe and educa-
tion, character and manners! How hard
she sometimes worked! When the head of
the household was unfortunate in busi-
ness, she sewed until her fingers were
numb and bleeding at the tips, and what
close calculation of economies, and what
ingenuity in refitting the garments of the
elder children for the younger, and only
God kept account of that mother's side -
aches and headaches and heartaches and
the tremulous prayers by the side of the
sick child's cradle and by the couch of
this one fully grown. The neighbors
often noticed how tired she looked, and
old acquaintances hardly knew her in
the street. But, without complaint, she
waited and toiled and endured and ac-
complished all these years. The children
are out in the world, an honor to them-
selves and their parents. After awhile
the mother's last sickness comes. Chil-
dren and grandchildren, summoned from
afar, come softly into the room one by
one, for she is too weak to see more than
one at a time. She runs her dying fingers
lovingly through their hair and tells
them not to cry, and that she is going
now, but they will meet again in a little
while in a better world, and then kisses
them good-bye and says to each, "God
bless and keep you, my dear child!"
The day of the obsequies comes, and the
officiating clergyman tells the story of
widely and motherly endurance, and
many hearts on earth and in heaven echo
the sentiment, and as she is carried off
the stage of this mortal life there are
cries of "Faithful unto death!" "She
hath done what she could!" while over-
powering all the voices of earth and
heaven is the plaudit ' of God, who
watched her from first to, last, saying:
"Well done, good and faithful servant!
Thou hast been faithful over a few
things. I will make thee ruler over many
things. Enter thou into the joy of thy
Lord!"
But what became of the father of that
household? He started as a young man
in business and had a small income, and
having got a little ahead sickness in the
family swept it all away. He went
through all the business panics of 40
years, met many losses and suffered
many betrayals, but kept right on trusting
in God, whether business was good or
poor, setting his children a good exam-
ple and giving them the best counsel,
and never a prayer did he offer for all
those years but they were mentioned in
it. He is old now and realizes it cannot
be long before he is going to leave his
children an inheritance of prayer and
Christian principles which all the defel-
cations of earth can never touch, and as
he goes out of the world the church of
'God blesses him, and the poor ring his
door bell to see if he is any better, and
his grave is surrounded by a multitude
who went on foot and stood there before
the procession of carriage came up, and
some say, "There will be no one to take
his place," and others say, "Who will
pity me now?" and others remark, "He
shall be held in everlasting remain -
brace." And as the drama of his life
closes all the vociferation and bravos and
encores that ever shook the amphithea-
tres of earthly spectacle were tame and
feeble compared with the long, loud
thunders of approval that shall break
from the cloud of witnesses in the piled
up gallery of the heavens. Choose ye be-
tween the life that shall close by being
hissed off the stage and the life that shall
close amid acclamations supernal and
archangelic.
Oh, men and women on the stage of
life, many of you in the first act of the
drama, and others in the second, and
come of you in the third, and a few in
the fourth, and here and there one in the
fifth, but all of you between entrance
and exit, I quote to you as the perora-
tion of this sermon the most suggestive
passage that Shakespeare over wrote, al-
though you never heard it recited. The
author has often been claimed as infidel
and atheist, so the quotation shall be not
only religiously helpful to ourselves, but
grandly vindicatory of the great dramat-
ist. I quote from his last will and testa-
ment:—
"In the name of God,amen 1 I, William
Shakespeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, in
the county of Warwick, gentleman, to
perfect health and memory (God be
praised), do make this my last will and
testament, in manner and form follow-
ing: First, I commend my soul into the
hands of God, my Creator, hoping and
assuredly believing through the only_
merits of Jesus Christ, my Savior, to be
made partaker of life everlasting."
He Gave the Wrong Name.
I was in the habit of wearing my hair
somewhat long, after the style of' a Cir-
cassian beauty. Entering the restaurant,
I removed my hat, and, through habit,
ran my fingers through my hair to keep
it off my brow. Having seated myself
and given my order, I curiously glanced
about the room in search of a familiar
face, when I observed a patron on the
other side of the house conversing laugh-
ingly with a waiter, with their eyes fixed
on me. It seemed they were greatly
amused about something, and that I wa-1
the cause of their amusement. Being
somewhat annoyed, I motioned the waiter
to my side and asked the cause of their
joyfulness.
"Well, sir," replied the waiter, "that
gentleman over there ,wanted] vie to ask.
you if your name was Pad—"
Assuming my Most ferocious leek, .I
glared at the person who had sent the
message, end said quite loudly:—
"You go. back and tell that fellow that
my name is not Paddy Whisky or Paddy
Brandy, but it's Paddy Ryan, theex-
pugilist, and that I'll see him after I
have finished my luncheon." '
I thought that would knock 'frim silly,
but it didn't; for he replied back, much
loader then I had spoken:—
"You're a Nati:. I am Paddy
Ryan; the es -g a .lisit• and I'll' see' 'eu.
p , 3
bcrcre gnu finish your 'grub.''
But :he ascii ig for Iescaped ed from that
reetatir r.nt before he had a chance to get
up from, his table,—SanFrancisco Wave.:
NOT A PHILANTHROPIST.
a $200 New Floor fora $GOO Old O.
Il is not very often, that such a seem-
ingly philanthropic offer is made by one
business man to another as that told of
by a partner in an old bullion house to a
Mail and Express reporter.
"Not long ago," he said, "a dealer in
gold and silver heard that one floor of a
building which had not been occupied
for some time was to be rented, but that
the prospective tenant had insisted that
a new floor be laid before he take posses-
sion, as the old one had become very
much worn. The bullion dealer knew
that the previous occupant had been a
manufacturer of jewelry and had been in.
business in the place for inany,years. He
promptly visited the owner of the prop-
erty and told him that he would put in
a new floor of the best wood for nothing.
The owner made a few inquiries, but the
dealer said very little in reply, except
that he thought he would manage to
scrape a good deal of gold and silver dust
from off the floor. His offer was accepted
The wood for the new floor and the la-
bor for laying it cost about $200.
"The old flooring was burned and the
ashes put through a course of reduction.
The result was that the bullion dealer
obtained nearly $500 for the gold and
silver which was brought out, or a profit
of about 100 per cent. on the operation.
"Every manufacturer of jewelry or
worker in the precious metals calculates
that he will lose about $800 in 'saturat-
ing' new quarters of the usual loft size.
The gold and silver dust penetrates the
pores of the wood and small particles are
ground into the floor. After just so
much is lost in this way the waste ceases
and all dust that falls to the floor or ad-
heres to the wall may be swept up or off
and saved. The sweepings in these fac-
tories and in bullion offices are always
saved and reduced,"—New York Mail
and. Express.
Too Playful.
Young Algy Vervain had gone to call
on Miss Edyth St. Clare and had found
her out, but her mother was at home
and Algy was asked to wait, as Miss
Edyth was expected at any moment.
Suddenly footsteps were heard in the
hall, and Algy, who was of a playful dis-
position, said gleefully:—
"I'll just stoop down behind the big
easy chair and appear suddenly and sur-
prise Miss Edyth."
"Oh, that will be a dear little joke!"
said Edyth's playful mamma.
Edyth was the only one of the trio
disinclined to be playful. Something had
occurred to disturb her self -poise and she
was "out of sorts."
"Anyone been here while I was out?"
she asked.
"Why do you ask?" inquired her smil-
ing mamma.
"Because that insufferably tiresome
Algy Vervain—"
"My dear! My dear!"
"—said be was going to come poking
up here, and—"
"Edyth! Edyth!"
"And I'm so glad he didn't, for I—"
"Edyth—my daughter!"
"—abominate the sight of him! He's
so stupid and conceited, and—"
"Edyth, I beg of you!"
"Now, mamma, you've said so your-
self many a time, and—"
"O, Edyth, I'm sure I—"
"Why, indeed, you have, mamma.
You said the other day that ho reminded
you of that Italian organ grinder's mon-
key, and—"
"Edyth!"
"—I think so, too!"
"Edyth St. Clare! Will you keep
still?''
Edyth's girlish shriek rang throughout
the house when Algy rose to itis feet, and
instead of uttering a playful "boo" said
stiffly :—
"I bid you gond night, Miss St.
Clare," and he departed to return no
mere,
Value of Athletics.
The true test of the value of any field
or track event is that of common sense.
For instance, it is well to learn to run
100 or 200 yards at..great speed, because
there are frequent occasions when it is
necessary to cover these distances in
quick time. It is well to train for quar-
ter -mile and half -mile running, because
if one wants to go to any place distant a
half mile nr so, the quickest way to get
there unaided is to run. It is the same
way with the mile or three-mile run. If
you come to a brook, you use your know-
ledge of the running broad jump. If you
want to clear a fence (to escape a bull,
for instance) you try the running high
jump—not the standing high jump. If
it is a high wall, and you have any know-
ledge of the pole vault, you likewise,
have • an advantage. Hurdle -racing
teaches you to get across country fields
and fences, and both the hammer and the
shot events on the card give good train-
ing for emergencies -that may rise.—Har-
per's Round Table.
• The Dear Old Lady's Mistake.
Old Mr. and Mrs. Sherman , from
Bryan went down to town, and in going
to the hotel for dinner saw a crowd
around the justice court. The old couple,
with pardonable curiosity, inquired the
cause of the gathering. They were in-
formed that a man was on trial for beat-
ing his wife. Edging their way through
the bystanders to get a look at the pris-
oner, the old lady whispered to her hus-
band:—
"What a murderous looking creature
the prisoner is! I'd be afraid to get near
him."
"Hush," warned her husband. "That
isn't the prisoner; he hasn't been
brought in yet."
"It isn't? Who is it, then?"
"It's the judge!'''—Atlanta Constitution
Recipe for Horehound Candy.
A tested recipe for horehound candies
consists of a pound of dried horehound
leaves 'boiled in one quart of water,
cooled and then boiled again for five
minutes. After that strain off the liquid
through a cloth, put it back on the fire
and let it simmer until the quantity is
reduced to four or five ounces. Add an
ounce of gum arable, and when dissolved,
enough line sugar to make a dough or
paste, as for lozenges. Roll out and cut
in perfectly small pieces with a perfectly
clean thimble or a little cutter such as is
used by confectioners.
Telling a Story.
Take a simple subject—baby's stock-
ing, for instance, from the time that it
frisked about on a wooly lamb. Clip it
and cpmb,;it, dye, spin, weave and sell it
for hi'`in, and do it dramatically, with a
lavisiniese of pantomime. As the mod-
ern home is a debtor to the whole uni-
verse, so every article in it has its ab-
sorbing history of growth or manufac-
tgre, with .travels- and adventures not.
hard to And out • and these histories
well told,'the make every -day furniture'
and nicknacks a never failing Wonder -
book to the little ones.
FISH, FLESH AND FOWL.
Here is a first-class Chinese dinner in
thirty-seven courses, as described by a
writer in a London newspaper:—
Course 1—Pyramid of ham and carrots
in oblong slabs.
2, 3, 4 and 5 -The same of mutton,
boiled pig hide, grilled fish rolled in su-
gar, and boiled fowl dipped in soy sauce.
6—Shark fin shreds in pickle, served
a la ha -cock.
7—Eggs stowed away, in lime till they
had become black.
8 -Peeled "water chestnuts," the root
of a sort of loto.
9—Cakes of cranberry jelly, very stiff,
and piled in pyramids.
10—Sliced boiled carrots and turnips
similarly arranged.
11—Pinnacled pyramids of green olives
kept in place by bamboo pink.
12—Ditto of green gages soaked in
wine.
18—Ditto of tamarinds..
14 -Ditto of pieces of dried red melon.
15—Small piece of pastry rolled in
brown sugar.
16—Sections of oranges, toasted melon
pips and monkey nuts.
17—Small boiled dumplings with su-
gar inside, pink tops.
18—Patties similarly filled, for all the
world like mince pies.
19—Baskets of pastry filled with brown
eugar of the sandy sort.
20—Packets of pastry filled with
mince -meat, folded as for post.
Now for the real "pieces of resistance"
—eight big bowls containing:-
21—Sea slug rissoles, the enjoyment of
which was spoiled by information as to
what they were, though certainly, no
worse than oysters.
22 -Mutton stewed to shreds cut two
inches long.
23—Fish tripe in white soup, not at
all bad.
24—Stewed duck.
25—Stewed shrimps.
26—Stewed ]otos seeds.
27—Sliced chicken stew.
28—Red sturgeon stew.
Then carne eight smaller bowls:-
29—Clear soup, styled on the Chinese
menu "Mouth nourisher."
30—Raw pigs' kidneys, out into the
shape of an open flower.
31—Stewed shrimps' eggs.
32—Balls made of sliced ham.
33—Ducks' tongues stewed with ham,
many dozens of them.
34—Sliced pigeon stew, the bird being
cut up like a joint.
Tihrty-flue and thirty-six I failed to
analyze, though I ascertained that the
one was called hi Chinese "The Three
Silken Strings," being composed of pigs'
tripe, ham and ohieken, and the other
"Precious Shield Hooke," the composi-
tion of which I could not learn,
87—Last, but not least, with the excep-
tion of huge bowls of rice brought in to
fill up the corners, the dish that in these
lands takes the place of bread—a sort of
sweet pilau called "The Eight Precious
Things."
RAM'S HORN BLASTS.
A great many people steal who are not
called thieves.
The brewer's horse is kept fat by food
taken from the poor man's child,
The devil stands a good chance with
the man who loves money and hates
work.
It never makes meanness any whiter
to baptise it and take it into the church.
The lower a Christian goes down to
help men, the higher stand he takes for
Christ.
When a Christian's walk does not cor-
respond with his talk, the less he has to
say in church the better.
Many a man can be Bund standing on
his brother's neck, while he claims to
be looking up far into the sky watching
for the Lord to conic.
It is a slander to beasts to say, that
the drunkard "makes a hog of himself."
Brutes never degrade themselves. A hog'
is a gentleman compared with a de-
bauched man wallowing in the mire of
drunkenness.
If men will drink, let them make
their wives their saloon keepers and pay
thein the profit with which they now en- ,
rich the barkeepers. Buying by the
drink, they pay a profit of three dollars
a gallon to the retailer. By the plan sug-
gested, they would in a few years, drink
themselves rich,—Ram's Horn.
IDEAS OF LIFE. t
He lives long that lives well.
Life is as serious a thing as death.
Man's life is an appendix to his heart.
Life is good, but not life in itself.
Live well; how long or short, commit
to heaven.
Christian life consists in faith and
charity.
Life is a crucible. We are thrown into it
and tried.
A. handful of good life is worth a
bushel of learning.
Life is given to no one for a lasting
possession; to all for use.
Life is a pure flame, and we live by
an invisible sun within us.
This body is not a home, but an inn;
and that only for a short time.
The earnestness of life is the only pass-
port to the satisfaction of life.
Every man's life is a fairy tale, writ-
ten by God's fingers.
While man is growing life is in de-
crease, and cradles rock us nearer to the
tomb.
Long life is denied us; therefore let us
do something to show th'tat we have lived.
MIND YOUR EYE.
Don't read by •firelight, moonlight or
twilight.
Don't read by flickering gaslight or
candlelight.
Don't read books printed on' thin pa-
per,.
Don't hold the reading matter close to
the eyes
Don't read lying down or, in a
y ,, con-
strained position.
Don't study at night but in the morn-
ing when the eyes ave. fresh.
Don't read books which have no ap-
preciable space between the lines.
CURED OF SCIATICA.,
THE EXPERIENCE OF A BRUCE CO,
FARMER.
Buffered So Severely That He. Became M.
. most a Helpless Cripple—Il Agate Able t
be About His Work as Well as Ever.
From the Walkerton Telescope.
During the past few years the Tele-
scope has published many statements giv-
ing the particulars of cures from the
use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. They
were all so well authenticated as to
leave no doubt as to their complete truth-
fulness, but had any doubt remained its
last vestige would have been removed by
a cure which has recently come under
our personal observation. It is the case
of Mr. John Allen, a prominent young
farmer of the township of Greenock.
Mr. Allen is so well known in Walker-
ton and the vicinity,adjoining it, that a
brief account of his, really remarkable
recovery from what seemed an incurable
disease will be of interest to our readers.
During the early part of the summer of
1895, while working in the bush, Mr.
Allen was seized with what appeared to
him to be rheumatic pains in the back
and shoulders. At first he regarded it as
but a passing attack, and thought that
it would disappear in a day or two. On
the contrary, however, he daily continued.
to grow worse, and it was not long be-
fore he had to give up work altogether,
From the back the pains shifted to his
right leg and hip where they finally set-
tled and so completely helpless did be be-
come, that be was unable to do more
than walk across the room and then
only with the aid of crutches. Of course.
heconsulted the doctors, but none of
them seemed to be able to do him any
good. People lu speaking of his case, al-
ways spoke pityingly, it being generally
thought that he had passed from the
world of activity, and that he was
doomed to live and die a cripple. We are
free to confess that this was our own
view of the matter, and our surprise,
therefore, can be readily imagined when
seine few weeks ago, we saw this self-
same Sohn Allen driving through the
town on the top of a large load of grain.
Great, however, as was our surprise at
first, it became still greater when on ar-
riving at the grist mill, he proceeded to
jump nimbly from the load, and then
with the greatest apparent ease began to
unload the heavy bags of grain. Curious
to know what it was that had brought
this wonderful change, we took the first
convenient opportunity, to ask him.
"Well," said he in reply, "I ani as well
as I ever was, and I attribute my cure
to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and to
nothing else." Mr. Allen then gave us
in a very frank manner, the whole story
of his sickness, and his cure, the chief
points of which we have set forth above.
After consulting two physicians and find-
ing no relief, lie settled down to the
conviction that his case was a hopeless
one. He lost confidence in medicines,
and when it was suggested that he
should give Pink Pills a trial, he at
first absolutely refused. However, his
friends persisted and finally lie agreed to
give them a trial. The effect was beyond
his most sanguine expectations, as the
Pink Pills have driven away every trace
of his pains and be Is able to go about.
his work as usual. As might be expected
Mr. Allen is loud in his praise of Pink
Pills, and was quite willing that the
facts of his case should be given pub-
licity. hoping that it might catch the
eye of some one who was similiarler
afflicted.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills act directly'
upon the blood and nerves, building
them anew and thus driving disease
from the system- There is no trouble
due to either of these causes which Pink
Pills will not not cure, and in hundreds
of cases they have restored patients to
health after all other remedies had failed.
Ask for Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and
take nothing else. The genuine are al-
ways enclosed in boxes the wrapper
around which hears the full trade mark
"Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
ple.",
eo-
ple."May he had from all dealers or
sent post paid on receipt of 50 cents a
box or six boxes for $2 50 by addrestsing
the Dr. Williams' Mediciine Co., Brock-
ville, Ont.
Cure for Scours in Calves.
We have tried pretty nearly everything
in times past as a cure for scours in
calves, which, try as we will, are some-
times unavoidable where it is not possi-
ble for one person to do the feeding every
time. Even ono over -feeding will some-
times cause the mischief to start. Last
spring raw eggs were fed, three or four
times a day, to a calf which everything
else had failed to relieve. She soon gained
strength. She could not get up alone at
fleet, and the disease was checked: To-
day the calf is as strong as any. Very
little milk is fed while giving the eggs,
—Coleman's Rural World.
0111' A'uly Lies.
if we do not wring our happiness out
of the fair, peaceful, humble duties of
the present, however great its trials,, we
shall never find it : in the weakened.
forces, in the darkened rays of the fu-
ture. Our duty lies, not in regrets, not
in resolutions, but in thought:; followed
by resolves and resolves carried out in ac-
tions. Our life lies not in retrospect'of a
vanished past, not in hopes of an ambi-
tious future; our life is here, to -day; In
our prayers, in our beliefs, in our daily,
hourly conduict.
Manuscript Gospels Found.
It is reported from Constantinople that
an ancient and beautiful manuscript copy
of the Gospels,. dating back to the sixth
century, has recently been found in Asia
Minor. It is written on. the ' finest and
thinnest of vellum, wihch is dyed purple,.
and the
letters are in silver, except the
abbreviations and sacred names, which
are in gold, Representatives of English
and American universities have unsuc-
cessfully sought to obtain possession . Of
p
the find, which has been'seethed by
Russia.