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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-5-7, Page 3A P. ...eseenen777.7177717.7.77..., EXILE OF' THE SAVIOR CHRIST'S EARTHLY EXPERIENCES SET,TO A NEW TUNE. Started in Poverty and Ended in Aomori. nation—Rev. Dr. Talmage Bespeaks for the Imperial Exile the Love and Service et .All Who Are Par Prom Rome. Washington, April 26.—It is wonder- ful to how many times the gospel may be set Dr. Tahnage's sermon to -day shows another way in which the earthly experi- ence of our Lord is set forth His text was II Samuel, xv,17: "And the king went forth and tarried in a place which was far oft" Far up and far back in the history of heaven there came a period when its most Illustrious citizen was about to absent Himself. Ho was not going to sail from beach to beach. We have often done that Be was not going to put out from one hemisphere to another hemisphere. Many of us have done that. But He was to mail from world to world, the spaces un- explored and the immensities untraveled No world has ever hailed heaven, and heaven has never hailed any other world. I. think that the windows and the baleen, Iles were thronged, and that the pearly beach was crowded with those who had some to see Him sail out of the harbor O light into the ocean beyond. Out and out and out and on and on and on and down and down and down Re sped, until one night, with only one to greet Him, when. He arrived, His disembarkation so unpretending, so quiet, that it was not known on 'earth until the excitement in the cloud gave intimation to the Bethle- hem rustics that something grand and glorious had happened. Who comes there? From what port did He sail? Why was this the place of His destina- tion? I question the shepherds. I ques- tion the camel drivers. I question the angels. I have found out He was an exile. But the world bad, plenty of ex - ilea. Abraham, an exile from Harani, Jolin, an exile from Ephesus; Kos. sneak°, an exile from Poland; Man. aim, an exile from Rome; Emmet, an exile from Ireland; Victor Hugo, an exile from Hungary. But this One of whom I speak to -day had such resounding fare- well and came into such chilling recep- tion—for not even a hostler went outwith his, lantern to light Him in --that Re is motet() be celebrated than any other ex- patriated exile of earth or heaven. First, I remark that Christ was an im- perial exile. He got dmf off a throne, He took off a tiara. Ho closed a palace gate behind Him. His family were jpriuces and princesses. Vashti was turned out of the throne -room by Ahasu- erns David was dethroned by Absalom's infamy The five kings were hurled into a cavern by Joshua's courage Some of the Henrys of England and some of the Louis of France were jostled, on their thrones by discontented subjects But Christ was never more honored or more popular, or more loved than the day He left heaven Exiles have suffered severely, but Christ turned Himself out from the throne -room into a sheep pen and down from the top to the bottom He was not pushed off Be was not manacled for foreign transportation. He was not put out because they no more wanted Him in celestial domain, but by choice depart- ing and descending into an exile Ave times as long as that of Napoleon at St Helena and one thousand times worse; the one exile suffering for that he had destroyed nations, the other exile suffer- ing because He came to save a world. An imperial exile King eternal "Bless- ing and honor and glory and power be unto Him that sitteth upon the throne" But I go farther and tell you Ho was an exile on a barren island Ths world is one of the smallest islands of light in the ocean of immensity Other stellar king- donis are many thousand times larger than this Christ came to this small Pat - mos of a world When exiles are sent out they are generally sent to regions that are sandy or cold or hot—some Dry Tor; tugas of disagreeableness Christ came as an exile to a world scorching with heat and bitter with cold, to deserts simoon swept, to a howling wilderness It was the back dooryard, seemingly, of the uni-• verse Yea, Christ came to the poorest • part of this barren island of a world— Asia Minor, with its intense smnmers, unfit for the residence of a foreigner and in thearainy season unfittor the residence of a native Christ came not to such a land as America, or England, or France, or Germany, but to a land one-third of the year drowned, another third of the year burned up and only one-third of the year just tolerable Oh! it was the bar- ren island of a world. Barren enough for Christ, for it gave such small worship and such inadequate affection and such little . gratitude Imperial exile on the barren island of a world I go farther and tell you that He was an exile in a hostile country Turkey was never so much against Russia, France was never so much against Germany, as this earth was against Christ It took Him in through the door of a stable It thrust Him out at the point of a spear The Roman Government against Him, with every weapon. of its army, and every decision of its courts, and every beak of its wax eagles For years after His arrival the only question was how best to put Him oat Herod hated Him; the, high priests hated Him; the Pharisees hated Him; Judas Iscariot hated Him; Gestas, the dying thief, hated Him The whole earth seemingly turned into a detective to watch His steps And yet he faced this ferocity Notice that most of Christ's wounds were in front Some scourging on the shoulder, but most of Christ's wounds were in front He was not on re- treat when he expired Face to face with the world's sin Face to face with the world's woe, His eye on the raging countenances of his foaming antagonists when he expired When the cavalry officer roweled his steed so that he might come nearer up and see the tortured visage of the suffering, exile, 'Christ saw it When the spear was thrust at His side, and • when, the hammer was lifted for His Sect, and when the reed was raised to strike • deeper down the spikes of thorn, Christ watched the whole procedure When His hands were fastened to the cross, they were wide open still with benediction Mind you, His head was not fastened He could lilok to the right and He could look to the left, andHe could look up, and He could, look, down He saw when the spikes had, been driven home, and the, hard,' round iron heads were in the palms of His hands Re saw them as plainly as you ever saw anything in the palms of your hands No ether, no chloroform, no Merciful anaesthetic to dull or stupify;, but, wide awake, Be saw the obscuration of the heavens, the unbalancing of the rook •the countenances quivering with 'rocks ,,me • /4d the cachinnation diabolic Oh, W , It was the hostile es well as the barren Wand of a world! I go farther and tell you that this exile was far from home It is 95,000,000 miles from here to the sun and all astron- omers agree in saying • that our solar system is only one of the smaller wheels of the. greatemachinery of the .univerae, turning around some one great center so far distant it is beyond all imagination and calculation, and if, as some think, that great center in • the distance is heaven, Christ came far from home when He came here. Have you ever thought of the home -sickness of Christ? Some of you know what home -sickness is when you have been only a few weeks absent from the domestic circle Chirst wee 88 years away from home Some of you feel home -sickness when you. are 100 or 1,000 miles away from the domestic circle Christ was more million miles away from home than 'you could count if all your life you did nothing but count You know what it is to be homesick even amid pleasant surroundings, but Christ slept in huts, and He was athirst, and He was a -hungered, and He was on the way from being born in another man's barn to being buried in another man's grave. I have read how the Swiss, when they are far away from their native country, at the sound of their national air get so home -sick that they fail into melancholy and sometimes they die under the home- sickness. But, oh, the home -sickness of Christ. Poverty home -sick for celestial riches. Persecution homesick for hosan. nu. Weariness homesick for rest. Home- sick for angelic and archangelic compan- ionship. Home -sick to 'get out of the night and the storm and the Wiald's ex- ecration. Homesickness will make a week seem as long as a month, and it seems to me that the three decades of Christ's residence on earth 'must have seemed to Him almoet Interminable. You have often tried to measure the other pangs of Christ but you have never tried to measure the magnitude and ponderos- ity of a Savior's home -sickness. X take a step farther and tell you that Christ was in an exile which he knew would end n assassination. Holman Hunt, the master painter, has a picture in which he represents Jesus Christ in the Nazarene, carpenter shop, Around him are the saws, the hammers, the axes, the drills of carpentry, The picture re- presents Christ as rising from the car- palter's working bench and wearily stretching out His arms as one will after being in a contracted, or uncomfortable posture, and the light of that picture is so arranged that the arms of Christ, wearily stretched forth, together with his body, throw on the wall the shadow of the cross. Oh, my friends, that shadow was on everything in Christ's lifetime. Shadow of a cross on the Beth- lehem swaddling clothes; shadow of a cross on the road over which the three fugitives fled into Egypt; shadow of a cross on Lake Galilee as Christ walked its mosaic floor of opal and emerald and crystal; shadow of a cross on the road to Emmaus; shadow of a cross on the brook Kedron, and on the temple, and on the side of Olivet; shadow of a cross on sun - wit, and O'Connell's eloquence, ante Edmund Burke's statemanship, and O'Brien's rill Another Patmos ABOUT HATS. MUSiIROOMS AND TOADSTOOLS. ROPE WAS ABANDONED. CP, gli andLow Crowns Wi I be wore with its apocalypse of blood. Yet you • • cannot think of it to -day without having ! The "Du Barry" a round hat of rough your eyes blinded with emotion, for Plait and fancy silver gray straw The sleep in graves, some crown is low and flat, and disappears be - there your ancestors s , of which they entered for lack of bread. I meth a trimming of fancy ribbon printed speak the love and the service of all, on mhislefatdisriidtpee rwyithof awvheitery ending Irish exiles. Yes, some of you are from nlarge Germany, the land of Luther, and some of the same substance, which forms the of you are from Italy, the land of Geri- rbase of a black and white aigrette and two white "colonel" aigrettes Beneath baldi, and some of you are from France,. the land of John Calvin, one of the three the brim is a twist and a large bow of mighties of the glorious Reformation. I white tulle is on each side • A small toque is called ttrlequinette It Some of you are the descendants of the'' Puritans, and they were exiles, and some is composed ' of comets of black straw of you are descendants of the uguenots, sewed together and alternating with nar- row braids of jet spangles The crown is and they were exiles, and some of you ate descendants of the Holland refugees, bo- black, silver tmy and white Above For this royal exile of my sermon 1 end they were exiles. • Some of you were born on the banks of the Yazoo or the Savannah, and you, are! now living in this latitude; scone of you on the banks of the Kennebec 'or at the foot of the Green mountains, and you are here now • some of you on the, prairies of the West or the tablelands, and you are here now. Oh, how many of us far away from home! All of us exiles. This is not our home. Heaven is our home. Oh, I am so glad when the royal exile went back He left the gate ajar or left it wide open. "Going home!" That is the dying exclamation of the majority of Christians. I have seen many Christians die. I think nine out of ten of them iu the last moment say. "Going home." Going home out of banishment arid sin and sorrow and sad- ness. going home to join in the hilarit- les of our parents and our dear children who have already departed Going home to Christ. Going home to God. Going home to stay. Where are your loved ones that died in Christ? You pity them. Ah, they ought to pity you ! You are an exile far from home They are home Oh, whltt a time It will be for you when the gatekeeper of heaven shall say, "Take off that rough sandal The journey's ended Put down that saber The bat- tle's won Put off that iron coat of mail and put on the robe of conqueror" At that gate of triumph I leave you to- day, only reading• three tender cantos translated from the Italian Ti you ever heard anything sweeter, I never did, al- though I cannot adopt all its theology: 'Twas whispered one morning in heaven How the little child angel May,, In the shade of the great white portal, Sat sorrowing night and day; How she said to the stately warden, He of the key and -bar: "Oh, angel, sweet angel, I pray you Set the beautiful, gates ajar, Only a little, Ipray you, Set the beautiful gates ajar "I can hear my mother weeping, She is lonely; she cannot see A glimmer of light in the darkness When the gates shut after me Oh, turn me the key sweet angel The splendor will shine so far" But the warden answered "I dare.not Set the beautiful gates ajar". rise and sunset. Constantine, marching Spoke low and. answered "I dare not with his army, saw just once a cross in Set the beautiful gates ajar" the sky, but „Christ saw the cross all the . Then up rose Mary the blessed time. Sweet Mary the mother of Christ On a rough journey we cheer our- Her hand on the hand of the angel selves with the fact that it will end in She laid and her touch sufficed warm hospitality, but Christ know that Turned was the key in the portal his rough path would end at a defoliaged tree, without one leaf and with only two branches, bearing fruit of such bitterness as no human lips had ever tasted. Oh, what an exile, starting in an infancy without any cradle and ending in assas- sination! Thirst without any water, day strata-11ton Up. without any sunlight. The doom of a Stand up straight, boys and girls, and desperado for more than angelic excel- whether 'walking or at rest hold your lence. For what that expatriation and head well up, with chin drawn slightly that exile? 'Worldly good. sometimes in and shoulders thrown back. Why? comes from a worldly evil. The awl- Because man was made In the image dental glance of a sharp blade from a of God, and moreover is his noblest work, razor grinder's wheel put out the eye of and should be es nearly perfect In figure Fell ringing the golden bar And bun the little child's fingers Stood the beautiful gates ajar In the little child's angel fingers Stood the beautiful gates ajar. Gainbetta and excited sympathies which gained him an education and started him on a career that made his name more majestic among Frenchmen than any other name in the last 20 years. Haw- thorne, turned out of the office of collec- tor at Salem, went home in despair. His wife touched him on the shoulder and said, "Now is the time to write your book," and his famous. Scarlet Letter fact, so many walk along in such an *as the brilliant consequence. ' unmanly style that when an erect young Worldly good sometimes comes from fellow strides by people turn around to worldly evil. Then 'be not unbelieving look at hire. Everyone admires a man when I tell you thmit from the greatest or woman of erect hearing, though only crime of all eternity and. of the whole a few comparatively are fully erect. universe, tire murder of tire Son of; I remember once being in a manufac- God, there shall come results which shall tiring building in the morning before eclipse all the grandeurs of eternity past the starting bell had rung. At one of the and eternity to come. Christ, an exile windows there were a number of young from heaven opening the way for the de- men and women, evidently watching for portation toward heaven and to heaven of someone, and the someone proved to be a all those who will accept the proffer young man fully six feet tall, who just Atonement, a ship large enough to take then made his appearance away up the all the passengers that will come aboard it street. They watched for him every morn - For this royal exile I bespeak the love ing. They liked to note his splendid fig - and service of all the exiles here present, ura his upright carriage, his easy swing - and, in one sense or the other, that in- ing walk and his good-natured, pleasant eludes all of us. The gates of this con- face. As he came near, I recogized in tinent have been so widely opened that him a friend whom I had often met in there are here many voluntary exiles from the militia armory and gymnasium. You other lands Some of you are Scotch- see, he made use of his military training In every day life, and he not only looked well by reason of it but he 'felt well. One is bound to feel well as soon as he begins to 'practise throwing back his shoulders and breathing freely. There is a saying, you know, that "it Is hard to teach an old dog. new tricks," and some people tell us that it is stil harder to color it makes one think of the blood of teach new things -to inembears of the ha— the covenanters who signed their names man family who are once settled in their for Christ dipping their pens into the way. So young people, begin young, veins of their own arms opened for that being to -morrow morning, as soon as you purpose. How every fiber of your nature rise. Step out where you can get fresh thrills as I mention the names of Robert. Brace and the Campbells and Coch- ranes. I bespeak for this royal exile of my text the love and the service of all Scotch exiles. Some of you are English- men. Your ancestry served the Lord. Have I not read of the sufferings of the Rayinarket? And have I not seen in Oxford the very 'spot where Ridley and Latimer mounted the red chariot? Some of your ancestors heard doorge Whitefieldthunder, thunder, or heard Charles Wesley 'sing, or heard John Bunyan tell his dream of the celestial, city, and the cathedrals under the shadow of which some of you were born had in. their grandest organ roll the name of the Meesiah. I bespeak for the royal exile of my ser- mon the love and the service of all Eng- lish exiles. Yes, some of you came from the island of distress over which hunger, on a throne of human skeletons, sat queen. All efforts at amelioration halted by massacre. Procession of famines, procession of Martyrdoms marching from northern channel to Cape Clear and from the Irish sea across to the Atlantic. An island not bound as geographers toll us, but as every philanthropist ' knows— bounded on the north and the south and the east and the west by woe which no human politics can alleviate and only Almighty God can assuage. Laud of Goldsmith'e rhythm,. and of Sheritiann as may be. Do you not remember having read of Daniel Webster, who was said to have been the most perfectly built man in the Senate, as "the god -like Webster?" Take notice as you walk along the streets how many young men are stoop -shouldered. See how many strong, middle-aged men are beginning to walk like old men. In men I see it in your high cheek bones and in the color that illumines your face when I mention the land of your nativ- ity Bonny Scotland! Dear old kirk! Some of your ancestors sleeping in Grey- friars' churchyard, or by the deep lochs filled out of the pitchers of heaven, or under the heather sometimes so deep ot • outdoor air, drop your hands by your sides, lift your shoulders well up and back and slowly exhale and inhale breath dreeply, 10 or 15 times. Then go through a few quick, light movements in calis- thenic drill or with light dumb bells or clubs and—straighten up. This will start you all right for the day, and all through the day keep it in mind that you are to stand erect when you stand, and sit erect when you sit. It will require Only a few days 'of application on the subject to get you into the habit of walking and stand- ing erect • Old Ribbons. Ribbons are to be extremeiy fashionable again, and already they are being put to new purposes in a way of trimming for evening and other smart dresses, while at the same time milliners are once more resorting to them. It is principallyowing to the sudden reaction in favor of a sim- pler style of hat for ordinary wear that ribbons are to the fore again at the mil- liner's!r' For the sailor -shaped silk bat tind the smooth felt Amazon hat turned up at the side,' ribbon trimmings are re- quired to compose the decoration, with the addition of quail or cook's plumes, or sometimes a large bunch of flowers. The ribbon is banded round the crown and ar. Imaged in simple bows on one side.— Boston Times. Rules by Which Food Can be Distinguished Prom rot so n. The common mushroom never grows in the woods Remembering this, the collector, nvill not eat supposed mush- rooms found in the woods, and may thus save his family the unpleasant necessity of a coroner's inquest The gills of the common mushroom are pink or dark.' brownish purple, but can be distinguished only by accurate knowledge of their indi- vidual appearance A large 'germs, the lactarius, is known by its exuding milk when the stems or caps are broken Many of this species are esculent None of them is poisonous, several of them are large, white and showy; with two exceptions, they grow from the ground, and are found in the woods in large quantities, tasting, one is disposed to think that spontaneous combustion has moaned. in the mouth, but it loses its fiery qualities on cooking, and, though it is a coarse species, is much more tender and savory than many of the vegetables we eat • Here let me say that in cooking all va- rieties of mushrooms, they should be ' cooked precisely as is the oyster The time of cooking should be determined by the consistency of the variety Salt, pepper, and butter are .the only necessaries as seasoning, and the aim should be to pre- serve as nearly as possible a natural fla- vor It is culinary heresy to soak 'them with gravies or smother them with for- eign flavors HAT OF SILVER GRAY STRAW. high and conical, Time brim is trimmed up like a three cornered cocked hat On the left side are three black couteau feathers, caught in a buckle of jet and stress On the right side of the crown are two =Amu feathers, falling over the hair and kept in place by a jewelled but- ton A larger toque is of gold -colored loose - straw called the "Toque Pie" The crown is very low and very broad, scalloped at the upper part and something like a baretta in shape The brim, which is comparatively small, is of black coarse plait straw, edged with gold colored straw It is trimmed with two bouillonnes of frilled tulle, one white and tire other black On the crown are a pair of mag- pies' wings fixed as an aigrette joined to other wings, lower down, by a frilling of black and white tulle Beneath the brim are two small bunches of magpies' feath- ers falling over the hair GAY PARIS FASHIONS. Green the Prevallin g Tone in All Costumes Pale russet, and cedar browns, and dull, soft grays, just the shades seen on, the branches of the trees, through which the new life is now coursing madly It's a marvelous tiring to be young and able to enjoy all these beauties; to be sure, those older can enjoy, too, but it is in a sort of a past tense, and not with the same gladness the young heart feels at every returning spring It's a divine pleasure to walk along the sunny street, hearing the birds overhead, and drinking in great draughts of the lovely new air And then the happiness of feeling one's self gowned in perfect keeping with the season, and not a blot upon the landscape It's a wonderful season, this, for smart gowns I am sure I never saw so ninny displayed at one time If I had not promised to tell you of them I should not try to distinguish one from the other, but just enjoy them en masse Let me see I think a gown of Delft blue cloth impressed me most It had a perfectly plain skirt, and a bodice most difficult to describe with the pen There was a Spanish jacket of cloth, cut straight across tire back just below the shoulders, to show a wide Empire sash of black satin In front was a vest of white pelissed crepe, finely pleated, bloused over the belt, and was strapped across with blake satin ribbon, one- half ' inch wide, which joined the sides of the wide silk girdle, which was out out in a sharp point at the front Inside of the cloth jacket was a jacket of cream lace, edged with a frilled pleat- ing of the plissed crepe; this hung quite separate from the cloth There was also a full collar of this lace and pleating stand- ing 'like a ruche within the cloth collar, which flared oat like the Marie Antoi- nette style The sleeves were quite full at the top, and were gored to fit the lower arm smoothly, with overlapped and stitched seams There were slashings at the waist, to admit a lot of crepe lime frills With this fanciful gown was worn black suede gloves, and a huge hat of soft black woven straw, all glittering with gold threads There were tall clumps of black ostrich feathers on the top, and nosegays of roses underneath the brim Then I saw a gown from Meyer's Nelson of dove -colored mohair, so silky as to deceive one into thinking it silk The wide skirt was drawn smoothly away from the front and massed in godets at the bank Across the front breadth rested an artistic arrangement of heavy gray silk, cord, caught up into a bunch of loops, and fastened with big cut steel buttons The jacket was beautifully curved, and rippled out smartly over the hips There was a half-inch wide band of gray velvet set along the edge, quite fiat, with a sil- ver cord as a finish 4. similar arrange- ment of, cord to that of the skirt decor- ated the revers of the coat, while the wide collar, faced with velvet, flared up about the ears A stock of black satin was all that could be seen of the bodice The sleeves were big at the tops and smooth below,„ curving into a boll shape at the wrist, with an immense bell of velvet There was a fetching hat worn with this gown, of reseda green straw, high of crown and wide of brim, knocked up at one side, filled in with masses of dainty field flowers, and worn tipped low over the eyes A soft scarf of corn yellow crepe encircles the drown, and stands in tall loops at the side The tamest Diseases. "I hear that the young doctor is get- ting all the practice He must be a weir- der" "Oh, 1 don't think he is any abler than the old one; but, `you see, the old doctor's specialty lay in• liver, complaint. and dyspepsia, and the new one treat - bicycle diseases" • Her nut. The minister's eyes swept with intense searching the apathetic faces of his stylish worldly congregation He had made an impassioned appeal for help in the sup- port of a little mission church among the mountains—a section where rough men and women knew scarcely anything of God and the religion of Christ He had hoped to inspire the people 'with the spirit of giving, to make them feel that it was a sweet, blessed privilege, and—he had failed A sense of desolation crept over him "God help me!" his lips murmured mutely He could not see the bent figure of little crippled Maggie in the rear of the church—a figure that was trembling under the fire of his appeal "Lord Jesus," the little one was saying brokenly, "1 an't got notin' ter give; I want the people in the mountains ter hear 'bout my Savior 0, Lord, I ain't got nothin" ter—" What was it that made that child catch her breath as though a cold hand bad taken hold of her heart? "Yes you have, Maggie," whispered a voice from some- where; "you've got your crutch, your beautiful crutch what was give ter you, an' is worth a lot o' shinin' dollars You kin give up your bes' frien' what helps you ter git into the park where the birds sing, an' takes you ter preachin', and makes your life happy" "0, no, Lord," sobbed the child, chok- ing and shivering "Yes, yes, I will He gives, up more'n that fer nae" Blindly she extended the nolislaed crutch and placed it in the hand of the deacon who was taking up the 'scanty collection For a moment the man was puzzled; then comprehending her mean- ing, he carried the crutch to the front of the pulpit The minister stepped down from the rostrum and held up the crutch with shaking hand The sublimity of the renunciation unnerved him so that he could not speak for a moment "Do you see it, my people," he faltered at last; "little crippled Maggie's crutch —all that she has to make her life com- fortable? She has given it to the Lord, and you—" There was a moment of silence The people flushed and moved restlessly in their cushioned pews "Does any one want to contribute to the mission cause the amount of money this crutch would bring, and give it back to the child who is helpless without?" the minister asked gravely "Fifty dollars," came in husky tones from the banker "Twenty-five" "One hundred" And so the subscribing went on, until papers equivalent to six hundred dollars were lightly plied over the crutch on the tab , you have found your hearts— thank God Let us receive the benedic- tion," almost whispered the minister as he suddenly extended his hands which were trembling with emotion Little Maggie, 'absorbed in the magnitude of her offering and the love that had prompted it comprehended nothing that had taken place She had no thought of the future, of how she would reach her humble" home, or of the days in which sire would. sit helpless in her chair as the had once done Christ had demanded her all, and she had given it, with the blind unquestioning faith of an Abraham She understood no. better when a woman's arms drew her into a close embrace, and soft lips whispered in her ear: "Maggie, dear,your crutch has made six hundred dollars for the mission church among the mountains and has come back to stay with you again Take it little one" Like a flash of light there came a con- sciousness that in some mysterious way her gift had been accepted of God and returned to her, and with a cry of joy the child caught the beloved crutch to her lonely little heart; then smiling through her tears at the kind faces and reverential eyes she bobbled out of the sanctuary—Gertrude NE Tones in. Chris- tian Observer Only One Difficulty. • With their usual lack of a good subject for conversation, a group of women were discussing lately what death they would prefer 'to die One preferred drowning, another heart disease, a third strangling One who poses ai very clinging and soul - f ul said, -with a Beardsleyesque languish that sire -thought she'd "like to be kissed to death" The remark was repeated to Mrs Craigio, who was immediately extremely curious to see the woman who said it One night at the theater Mrs Craigie's hostess said "There, in the seeond box, is the Woman who wanted to be kissed to death What do you think of her?" "That woman!" exclaimed John Oli- ver "1 should think she'd have 'trouble to find an executioner" • Altogether Different. "I don't know how Vm going to make out," said the agricultural statesman who had been. retired; "I'll bave to de- pend on the old farm for a living now, and I'm, blest if I feel any certainty about making it day" "But you used to Wake your constitu- ents very proud of you by showing off what you knew about farming," said his wife encouragingly • "I know it, Maria But don't forget this Farming for :votes and farming• for crops are two mighty different things"... THE PECULIAR CASE OF MRS, HILL WINVHIESTEIL The Hooter Told Her That Her Trouble Was Consumption, of the Howells—There Was No Hopi, of Iteeevery—Bnt Health Was Almost Hiram Olo usly Restored. From the Morrisburg Herald, Mrs. Hill, wife of Mr. Robt. Hill, of Winchester, not many, months ago was looked upon as one whose days were numbered, To -day she is a handsome, healthy woman showing no traces of her former desperate emadition, and it is therefore little wonder that hor case has created a profound sensation in the neighborhood. To a reporter who called upon her Mrs. Hill expressed a willing- ness to give the story of her • illness and recovery for publication, and she told it with an earnestness that conyeyed to the listener better than mere words could do, her deep 'gratitude to the medi- cine which bad brought &belittler restora- tion to health and strength. "I feel," she said, "almost like one raised from the dead, and my case seems to me little short of miraculous. About a year ago I was confined, and shortly after I was taken with canker in the mouth and suffered terribly. Although I had good medical attendance I did not seem to get better. In fact other complications set in. which seemed fast hurrying me to the grave. I grew weaker and weaker until at last I was confined to bed, where I lay for three months. My bowels were in a terrible condition and at last the doctor said he could do no more for me, as with the other complications I had consump- tion of the bowels. My limbs and face became terribly swollen, my heart be- came weak and my blood seemed to have turned to water. I became simply an emaciated living skeleton. At last the doctor told me that I was beyond the aid of human skill and that further at- tendance on his part 'would do no good. One day sometime later my friends stood around my bedside thinking every mo- ment to see me breathe my last, but I rallied and at the urgent solicitation of a friend it was decided at this apparent- ly hopeless juncture to give Dr. Win liams' Pink Pills a trial. In less than two weeks a slight improvement had. taken place and from that out I slowly but surely progressed towards recovery, until as you can see for yourself .I am once more a healthy woman. It is impos- sible for me to express how grateful feel towards Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, which under God's blessing. have re- stored me to health and family and friends. I feel that the world should know my story, so that some other suffer- ing sister may be able to find health in the medicine which I believe will never fail." The experience of years has proved that there is absolutely no disease due to a vitiated condition of the blood or shat- tered nerves that Dr, Williams' Pink Pills will not promptly cure, and 'those who are suffering from such troubles would avoid much misery and save money by promptly resorting to this treatment. Get the genuine Pink Pills every time and do not be persuaded to take an imitation or some other remedy from a dealer, who, for the sake of the extra. profit to himself, may say Is "just as good" Dr Williams' Pink Pills make rich, red blood, and cure when other medicines fail, Realism In Art. Little Visitor (pointing to a large oil portrait)—Whose picture is that? Little Hostess—She wa,s my mamma's great-aunt I never beard much about her, but I should say she was a school teacher "Why?" "See how her eyes follow us about" In his Vegetable Pills, Dr. Parmelee has given to the world the fruits of long scientific research in the whole realm of medical scienee, combined with new and, valuable discoveries never before known to man. For Delicate and Debilitated. Constitutions Parmelee's Pills act like a charm. Taken in email doses, the effect is both a tonic and a stimulant, mildly exciting the secretions of the body, giving tone and vigor. Getting Bald, A little boy accosted his papa thus "Papa, aro you growing still?" "No, dear; what makes you think so?" "Because the top of your head is mining through your hair." The Luxuries o f an Esquinnamt. In our school hooks we used to see pic- tures of the F,squiniartx in their grotesque fur garments and our childish minds pictured them as rolling in luxury, since they could afford a complete fur outfit Fur coats axe aindeed a luxury here and at the same time an unsatisfactory grati- fication, for their weight and bulk is enough to wear a man out if he attempts to move about much in one. It seems al- most incredibly delightful that now one can have all the luxurious warmth and comfort of a fur coat without any of 'the weight or bulk, and all at a trifling cost. A layer of the celebrated Fihre Chamois gives these grateful results,- affording complete protection from wind and rain. SU 'Error. As the shipwrecked lovers advanced to meet the savage chief, the man reassured the trembling girl. • "They will not hurt us," Unsaid, "you little goose" The chief could not restrain from un- deceiving him "I fear," he said "that your goose will be cooked! Yes" RECIPE—For Makitg- a Delicious Health Brink at Smo.11Cost. Adams' Root, rear Extract. ,.0no Bottle Fleisclunann s ... Cake Sugar. Two Pounds Lukewarm Water .Two Gallons. Dissolve the sugar and yeastin the water, add the extract, aud bottle; pu tin a warn, plate for twenty- four hours until it ferments, then place on ice when it will open sparkling and delidous. The root beer can be obtained in all drug and, gro- cery stores in co and as cent bottle to make two and five gallons. Not Safe The Dark. Teacher—What is meant, Johnny- by,/ saying !The sun never sets on Engle - flag?" lnlinny--I guess it means the afraid to leave it alone in the dark anybody else's boundary line, FITS.—All fits stopped free and per ly eared. No fits after first day's mmsij Anne's Great Nerve Restorer, trial bottle sent through Canadian Address Dr.Kline, an Arch St, Ph' PA*