HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-3-19, Page 7TIIE SHEEP ASTRAY.
TALMAGE APPLIES HIMSELF TO
RING ONCE MORE THE OLD
GOSPEL BELL. *
A General Indiettneheep Oct Astral,
by Straying Into Other Pastures or by
/icing Scared by Dogs ---A Door 'Wide
Enough to let All Out.
Washington, AO., IVIarch 8, 1806.—The
Gospel sends out its gladdest sound in this
,sermon. Immeuse throngs pack and over-
lflow the church to MIAMI Dr. Talmage
preaches twice each Sabbath. His text
this morning was, lea., 53: 6 : "All we,
like sheep, have gone astray; we have
turned every one to his own way, and the
ISSit Lord hath laid on Him the iuiquity of us
all."
Once more I ring the old Gospel bell.
The first half of my text is an indictment :
—All we like sheep have gone astray.
Some one says: "Can't you drop that first
word? that is too general; that sweeps too
great, a circle." Some man, rises in the
audience, and be looks qver on the op-
posite side of the house, and says: "There
,11, is a blasphemer ; and I understand how he
has gone astray. And there in: another
part of the house is • a defaulter, and he
has gone astray. Aud there is an irxipure
person, and he has gone astray.",e, Sit
down, my brother, and look at home.' My
text takes us all in, lt stares behind the
pulpit, sweeps the circuit of the room, and
comes back to the poiut where it started,
wheo it says, All we, like sheep, have gone
astray. I can very easily uuderstand why
artiu Luther threw up his hands after'
he found the Bible, and cried out, "Oh,
y sins, my sins I" and why the pablicen,
ccording to the custom to this day in the
East, when they have any great grief,
began to beat himself and cry, as he
smote upon his breast, "God be merei-
Gifu" to. me, a sinner." I was, like
many of you, brought up in the coma
try, and I know some of the habits
of the sheep,auti how they get astray; and
What my text means when it says: "All
we, like sheep, heye gone astral." Sheep
get astray in two ways; either by trying
to get into other paseure, or from being
scared by the dogs. In the former way
some tee us get astray. We thought the
religion of Jesus Christ put us on short
commons. We thought there was better
pasturage somewhere else. We thought
if we coull only lie down on the banks of
a distaut stream, or under great oaks on
the other side of some hill, we might be
better fed. We wanted other pasturage
than that which God, through Jesus
Christ, gave our soul, aml wo wandered
en, and we wandered on, and we were
lost. We welted bread, and we found
garbage. The farther we wandered, in-
stead of finding rich pasturage, we found
blasted heath and sharper rocks and more
stiuging nettles. No pasture. How was
it in the club -house when you lost you
child? Did they come Armin(' and help
you very =oh? Did your worldly asso-
ciates egusole you very much? Did not
the plain Christian man who came iuto
your lionee, And sat up with your darling
child, give yea more comfort than all
worldly associates? Did all the convivial
songs yuu ever heard comfort you In that
day of bereavement so much as the tong
they sang to you—perhaps the very song
that was sting by your little child the last
Sabbath afternoon of her life,
There is a happy land
Far, far away,
Where saints immortal reign,
Bright, bright as day.
Did yonr business associates in that day
of darkuess and trotible give you ,any es-
pecial condolence? Busiuess exasperated
you, business wore you out, business left
you limp as a ragebusiness made you mad.
You got dollars, bat you got no peace.
God have mercy on the man who has
,notinug but busines to comfort him! The
world afforded you so luxuriant pasturage.
t& famous English actor stood on the stage
limpersonating, and thunders of applause
'came down from the galleries, and mama'
'thought it was the proudest moineut of
lall his life; but there was a man asleep
'just in trout of him, and. the fact that that
iman was indifferent and somnolent spoil -
'ed all the occasion for him, and he cried:
"Wake up, wake up I" So o� little an-
noyance in life has been more pervading
do your mind than, ail the brilliant con-
gratulations and success. Poor pasturage
.for your soul you find in this. world. The
:world has cheated you, the world has be-
lied yeett, the world has misinterpreted
you, the world has persecuted you. It
never eomforeed you. Oh I this world is a
'good rack from which a horse may pick
diis food; it is a good trough from which
e ;the swine may crunch their mess; but
it gives but little food to a soul blood -
bought and immortal. What is a soul
It is a hope high as the throne of God.
i'What is a man? You say, "It. is only a
-term.," It is only a ,man gone overboard
• In sin. It is only a man gone overboard
In businessedife. What is a man? The
-battle grounif of three worlds, with his
hands taking bold of destinies of tight or
darkuess. , A man I No line eau measure
• him. No limit can hound hint.. The
arch -angel before the throe canuot out-
live him. The stars shall die, but he will
. watch their extinguishment The world
will burn, but he will gaze at the coefia-
'gration. Endless ages will march on ; he
will watch the procession. A man 1 The
masterpiece of God Almighty. Yet you
say, "It is only a ruau." Can a nature
like that be fed on busies of the wilder-
ness?
Substantial comfort will not grow
04 Nature's barren ;
We pan boast till chrisb we know,
a Is vauity mid toil,
you get astray by looking for
better pasturage; others .by being scared
of the dogs. The hound gets over uito the
pasture -field. The poor things y in every
direction: In a few Moments they Are
torn of the hedges, and ,they are plashed
• of the ditch, and the lost sheep never gets
home Unless the farmer goes , atter .it.
There is nothing .so thoronghly, lost as a'
lost sheep. It may have beee lit 1857, '
during the 'financial ,paoic,_ or during the'.
financial stress in the fall of 1873 when.
you got astray. You almost ' became an
%theist.. You said; •"Where is God that
honest Men go &Ave and theives pros-
per ?" You were,donded of creditors, you
were dogged of the laming you wereelog-
ged of worldly, disaster, and .some of you
went into misanthropy, mid , woe of you
Wok to strong drink, and others of you
fled out, of Christian essociatioa; and you
eat esti*, Oh! man, that was the last
time When: you ought to have. forsaken
God. Stentlieg amid the foundering of
your earthly faitures, how ,could you get
along withont a GO to contort you, efid
' a God to detieer. yon, and a God to 'tete
you, and 4 God to save youYou tell me
, you have been through mating -1i business
trouble Almost to kill you. I know it. I
men ot, understand how the beat could live
in that chopped eeee But 1 do no knots
by what Procese Yon got astray; some in
one wry and Some :in eliothen and if ypa
could really see the position some or you
oCcopyibefore God your stall wonld burst
into an agony of teaes and you pelt the
Leavens With the cry, "God have mercyl"
Sineds batteries have been unlimbered
above your soul, and at times you bado
heard it thunder, "The Wages OtBin is
death." "All have sinned and amine sheet
of the glory of God," "By one iman sin
entered into the world, nod death by sin;
and so death passed wen all men, for that
all have sinned," "The soul that sinneth,
dt shall die," When ,Sebastopol was being
bombarded, two Russian frigates burned
all night in the harbor, throwing a glare
upon the trembling fertrest; nnd some of
you, from What you have told me doer -
selves, thine of you are standing in the
night ofyour soul's trouble, the cannon-
ade, and the coafiagration, andithe multi-
plication, and, the multitude of your sod,
rows autroubles 1 think Must make the
wings of God's hoyering angel • shiver to
the tip.
But the last part of My textopens a door
wide enough to lot us all and to let
all heaven in. Soiled it on the organ with
all the stops out. Thrum it on th harps
With all the seringe Mune. 'With all the
melody possible let tre' heavens sound, it
to the earth, and let the earth tell it to the
heavens. "The Lord bath lain on him the
iniquity of us all." 1. ana glad that the
prophet did not step to explain Whom be
meant by "Him." Him of the manger,
Him of the bloody sweat, HIM of the re-
surrection throne, Him of the crucifixion
agony. "On Him the Lord bath laid the
iniquity of us all." "Oh I" says some Inan,
"that isn't generoun, that isu't fair ; let
every man carry his own burden and pay
his own debts." That pounds reasou able,
If I have an obligation, and I have the
uteens to meet it, and I come to you and
ask you to settle the obligation, you right-
• ly say, 'Pay pour own debts." If you and
I, walking down the street—both halo,
hearty and well—I ask you to carry me,
yea' say rightly. "Walk ou your own
feet 1" Bite suppose you and I were in a
regiment, and I Was wounded in the bat-
tle, and I fell unconscious at your feet
with gunshot fractures and dislocations,,
what would you clo ? You would call to
your comrades saying, "Come and help,
this man is beipless; bring the ambulance;
let us take him to the hospital," and I
, would ben deed lift in your arms, end you
would lift me from the ground where I
had fallen, and pat me in the ambulance,
aud take me to the hospital, and have all
kindness shown me. Would there be
anything berneaning in my accepting that
kindness ? Oh, no 1 You would be mean
not to do it. That is what; Christ does, If
we could pay our debts, thea it would be
better to ,go up and pay them, say-
ing: "Here Lord, here is my oblitet-
tiou ; here are the means
I mean to settle that obligation ;
now give me a receipt, cross it all out"
The debt is paid. But the fact is we have
fallen in the battle, we have gone dowu
under the hot fire of our transgressions,
we have been wounded by the sgbers at
sin, .we are helpless, we are undone. Christ
comes. The load. clang heard in the sky
on that Christmas night was only the ben,
the resounding bell of tue ambulance.
Clear the way for the Son of God„ He
tomes down to bind up the Wounds, and
to scatter the darkness, and to save the
lost. Clear the way far the Son of God,
Christ comes down to us, and we Are a
dead lift. He does not lift us with one
arm. He comes dowa upon His knee, and
Shen with a dead lift He raises as to honor
and glory and immortality. "The Lord
bath laid on Hine the iniquity of us all"
Why, then, will a man carry his sins?
You cannot carry successfully the smallesb
sin you ever committed. You might as
well put the Appenniries on one shoulder
and the .Alps on the other. How much
less can you carry all the sins of your life-
time? Christ comes and looks down in
your face and says: "I have come through
all the lacerations of these days, and
through all the tempests of these nights;
I have come to bear your burdens, and to
• pardon your sins, and to pay your debts;
put them on my shouldenput them on my
heart." "On Him the Lord hath laid the
iniquity of us all." Sin has almost pest-
ered the life out of some of you. At times
it has made you cross and oureastmable,
and it has spoiled the brightness of your
days and the peace of your nights. There
are men who have been riddled of sin.
The world givec the no solace. Gossae
mery and volatile the world, while etete
' nity, as they look forward to it, is bleak
as midnight. They writhe under the etinge
of a conscience which proposes to give no
rest here and no rest hereafter; and :yet
they do not repent, they do not pray, they
do not. weep. They do not realize that just
the position they occupy is the position
occupied by scores, hundreds and thous-
ands of men who never found any hope
If this meeting should be thrown open
and tbe people who are here 'could give
their testimony, v. -hat thrilling , expert
ennee we should bear on all sides! 'There
is a man who would say: "I had brilliant
surroundings; I had the' best education
that one of the best collegiate institntions
of this country could give, aod-I observed
all the Moralities, or life, etaI was self-
righteous, and I thought I was all right
before God as I am all right beforeman,
but the Holy Spirit came to me one day
and said, •'You are a sinner' ; the Hely
Spirit persuaded me of the fact. While I
had eseaped the sins agethist the law of
the ' land, I had really ' 'committed the
worst sin a man ever commits, the driv-
ing beck tbe Son of God trout My heart's
affections, and. I saw that my hands were
red with the blood of the Son of God, and
I began to prey; And peace game to my
heart. and I know by experience:that what
you say is true," "Oh him the Lord troth
laid the iniquity of us all 1" Yomier, is a
man who would say: "I was the worst
drunkard in the city; 1 went from bad to
worse ; I destroyed myself; I destroyed my
home ;tay Children coseered when I eater -
ed the house; when they pat up their lips '
to be kissed I struck theme when My wife
protested against the malereetntent,
kicked her into the street. I • knovv. all the
.bruises and ell the terrors of indeolikerd'a
woe. I went on:farther and farther from
God, until one day I get e letter sayieg:
,.arady Dear Husband,—I have tried every
Way, done everything, and prayed earn- •
estly end fervently for your reformation, ,
but it eeeeris of no avail, Since our little
Henry 'died, with the exception • of those
few happy weeks when you remained
sober, my, life has been one of Amgen,.
Malty of the eights 1 have sat by the win-
dow, with my face bathed in tears; watch-
ing for your coming. I am broken -heart!.
ed,, I era .sick: Mother and father here
beep here frequently,and begged ine to
Come hethe; but iny 'Ova for you, and
my bone for beighterdays, have always
made me refese then. That hope seema
now beyond realization, and 1 have fee
. turned to them. It is. hard, and I bet,
tlea long before doing it. May, Grod bless
and preserve you, and take from you
that eccersed appetite, and hasten the
day when -we ehall be. again living hap-
pily together. , This , will he my (1.ai1y
prayer. knowing that he has said, 'Cotne
unto we, ell ye that labor aud are heinek
*den,: and I Will give yea rest.' From
:your loving wife • MARY.'
.""And so I wandered on and Wandered
MU siva that man, until one night
passed a Methodist Meeting -house, and I
said to tnyeelfe era, go. in and see what
they are doing,' and I got to the door and
they *ere singing,
'Ali may borne, whoever will --
This Mau receives poor sinners still,'
And 1 dropped right there where I was,
and I said. 'God have mercy l' and Ile had
mercy on me. My hothe in restored, ma
wife sings all day. long during her Work, my
children come out a long Way to greet Me
home, and. my honsehela is, a little
heaven. I will tell you, what did all this
for me. Itwas the truth Shat this day
you proclaim : 'On Him the Lord bath laid,
the iehiaity of us all.? Yonder is a yeo-
man who would say,. 'I Wandered Off from
my father's 'mese. I heard the stoma that,
pelts en a lost soul; my feet were blister-
ed oa the hot' nicks. I went on and 00,
thinking that no one cared foe my soul,
when oue night Jesus met Me and He said.
'Poor thing, go nom° ; your father is wait -
Mg for you, your mother is waiting for
you. Go home, poor thing.' And, sir, I
was too Weak to pray, and I was too weak
to repent, but I just cried out—I sobbed
out ale' sins aryl my sorrows on the
shoulders of Him of Whom it is,said, 'The
Lord bath laid on Him tap iniquity of us
an.' "
There is a young man who Would say:
intd a Christian bringineap ; 1 mule
from the country to city life; I stareed
well ;1 had A good positiou—a good come
mercial position—but one night at the
theater I met some young men who did
Me up good. They dragged me all through
the sowers of iniquieye and I lost my
morals, and 1 losb my position, and I was
shabligaud wretched. I Was going down
the street thinking that no one cared for
me, whoa a young than tapped me on the
shoulder and said: 'George, come with
me and twill do you geed.' I looked at
lnm to see whether he wAs joking or not.
I saw he was in earnest, and I said, 'What
do you mean, sir?' 'Well,' he replied, 'I
mean that if you will come to the meeting
to -night, I will be very glad to hitroduce
you. I will meet you at the (loon Will
you. come?' Said 1, 'I will.' I went to the
place where I was tarrying. I fixed my-
self up as well as I could. I buttoaed ray
coat over a regged vest, and I weut to the
door of uhe church, and the young nian
met me, and we went in, and as I went in
I heard an old inan praying,and he looked
so much like my father Isobbed right out,
and they were all around, so kind and so
sympathecic, that I just there gave my
heart to God, and 1 know that what you
say is true; I know it in my own experi-
ence," "Ou Him the Lord hath laid the
iniquity of us all." Oh, my brotheawitle
out stopping to look whether your helot
trembles or not, without stopping 50 look
whether your hand is bloated with sin or
not, put it in my hand, and let me give
you one warm, brotherly Christian grip,
and invite you right np to the heart, to
the compassion, to the sympathy, to the
pardon of Him on Whom the Lord bath
laid the brignity of us all. Throw away
your sins. Carry them no longer. I.pro•
claim emancipation to all who are bound,
pardon for all era, and eternaL life for all
the dead.
GOOD MANNERS If 1628.
Important Hints for the Polito Conduct of
the Up -to -Date Society Young
Men of That Day.
What Is probably one of the oldest
books on deportment in existence was dis-
.
covered in Paris the other day. It wai
published in that olty in 1628, for the
College of the Jepults of La Floch(3, and.
Is entitled "Good Manners in Cquverse
Among Men." Thd text is in French,
with a Latin translation.
Deportment in public Is first touched
upon. "In yawning do not groan," this
ancient guide to petit( n Ise says, "and do
not gape even when speaking, In blow-
ing thy nosed:, it not as one would sound
a trumpet, and afterwards regard not
fixedly thy handkerchief. Avoid wipieg
the nose as the children do with the fingers
or upon the sleeve. When listening to
some ono speakiog do not wriggle about,
'but' keep thyself in thy skin the while."
It must have been hard to obey this
latter injunction, judgeng from what $
said a Hale farther along: "Rill not flelle
or tlutlike in the presence of others, but
excuse thyself and remove whatever
torments thee."
.Three hundred years ago gentlemen
(cid not wear such sad-colord costumes
as they do to -day, and one cannot heil.
feeling that a title pride and swagg I
was excusable in a dandy of those day.
when he donned for the first dine a
particularly fetching costume ef high.
colored silken doublet and hose. Mir
this "guide" remarks severely: ".f
thou art well bedizened, if thy hose be
tightly drawn and thy habit be well
ordered, parade not thyself, but early
thyself with becoming modesty. Demean
uot thyself arrogantly, neither go mine-
ingly about. Let not thy bands hang
limply to the.greund and tusk not up,
Shy hose at every turn."
. "D0. not embellish thyself with
flowers mien thy ear," is another in-
junction which sounds ouripusly, to -day,
hut the advice, "When speaking raise
dot thy voice as if thou evert crying
en edict," is just as pertinent now as
when the budding young ,gentlemen of
Lie Macho had it drunnned into them,
Table manners iu those days must
eave been rather more primitive even
than those of some' of the 50 -cent table
d'hotos in this city, for. the book says:
"I3eing seated finale table, scratch not
thypelf, and if thou must o ough or spit
or wipe thy nose, do it dexterously and
without a great noise."
• "Stuff not thy mouth with food when
eating, and drink not too much of the
wine if ;thou art net master of the house.
-Show not oVonnuell pleasure, either, at
the meats or wine."
"In taking salt have a ore that thy_
koile be not greasy ;when it is necessary
to elean that or the fork do it neatly
with the napkin or a little bread,, but
never with the entire loaf. Smell not
of the moat, and if by chance thou
dost, put them not back afterwards be;
fore another."
"It is a very indecent thing to wipe
the sweat from thy face with thy. nap-
kin, or with the same to blow thy nase
or elean tho plate or platter." ,
is Idea of 1.0eU.'
"I say, Jimmie, come down—goin.' to
have an awft.il lot or'fun."
i,r‘Vlat ?"
"We've Sea the'goat with the big bath,
sponge, and now we're ,gqin' to let 'lin
drink7.1
."-4niusinr, Journal.
MULTUM l PARVO.
, The oblest motive is the public'
good.—
YisOl'Iigp:itiitiiieostpae4e
ausovereign rhistresS of effects.
...
ruLle_se,etrat ?peeare
yth. know, not bow to
Yon gray lines, that fret the clouds, are
messengers of day,—Shelcesoeare
He surely is ip want of an cab er's patience
who has none ot his °a-O.—Lay:1ton'
If a Man is endued with a generous
mind, this is the best kiud of liability. --
'Nature, through all her works, in, great
Cdehgurrecei,allil,
orm rowe a blessing frovariett.—
Patieoce—of whose eoft grace1 have ber
eovereign zici, awl rest myself content -a,
Shakespeare. .
Tbere itre but three classes of men the
retrograde,rsshe.r,a
ttettesrt.ationary and the pro
ge
Pedantry crams our head with learned
lumber, and takes out our brains to make
room for it.—Colton. • ,
Thus grief still treads upon the heels of
pleasure, marry'd in haste, we may repent
at leisure.---Coegreve.
As the mind must govern the halide, so
in every souiety the matt of iatelligenee
must direct the band of labor.—johnson.
This melancholy flatters, but menaces
you, what is it else but penury of soul, a
lazy frost, a numbness of the mind 7—
Dryden.
The passions, like heavy bodies down
steep hills, once in motion, move them.
selves, and know no grotto(' but the bog
tom.—Fuller.
Man bath bis daily work of hod.. or
mind appointed, which declares h is dign I ty
and the regard of heaven lea all his ways.
—Milton.
The honest heart that's free 'free a' in-
tended fraud or guile, however fortune
kick the ba' bas aye some cause to smile.
--Burns.
There is always and everywhere some
restraint upon a great mau. He is guard-
ed with crowds and shackled with for -
Among the pitfalls in our way, the best
of us walk blindly , so, man, be wary,
watch and pray, and judge your brother
kindly.—Alice Cary.
The heathen mythology not only was not
true, bue was not even supported as true;
It not wily deserved no faith, but it de-
manded none.—Whately.
They thatmarry ancient people merely
in expectation to bury them, hang them-
selves iu hope that oue Will come and cat
tbe halter.—Fuller.
Those that are good =unmet the court
are as rttleuloas in the country, as the be-
havior of the country is most mockable at
the courte—Shakesee. re,
Money and time arethe heaviest burdens
of lite, -and the unhappiest of all mortals
are those who have more of eithee than
they kiwi% sow to u de—Johnson,
Where a man has a passion l'or nueLtat-
ing evithoat the capacity' of thiuking, a
particular idea fixes itself fast, and soon
creates a mental disease—Goethe.
Different minds incline to different ola
jects; one pursues the vast alone, the won-
derful, the wild ; another sighs for har-
mony and grace, and gentless beauty.—
Akenside.
1.12he world is an old woman, that mis-
takes auy gilt farthing for a gold coin ;
whereby being often cheated, she will
limegeforth trust nothing but the common
coppen—Carlyle.
The reit, fingered morn did there dis-
close her beaaty, ruddy as a blushing
bride, gilding the marigold, painting the
rose, with Indian chrysolites her cheeks
were dy41.—Baron.
PRAYER.
The Ram's Horn Makes Seine Helpful
Suggestions. '
The devil fears a praying mother.
No nom can pray right while he is liv-
ing wrong.
When you shut your closet door, lock it
with a promise.
Half-heartedness makes no prayers that
God can answer.
Prayer is not prayer until it .becomes
coinutunion with. God.
When we ask God to bless others din
should also pray that He tvill do it in His
"Tlahewapyr.aye'r of the grateful man will
.please God, whether it pleases anybody
else or not.
'Da a. great deal of praying before you
undertake to tell what a great siuuer you
used to be. •
The devil will fight hard to keep the Man
who has power with God from getting on
his knees. •
How inconsistent to ask God to give to
us. if we are withholding that which be -
lenge to somebody else.
It was becanse Daniel kept his windows
open toward Jerusalem that he had no
fear of the lions' den. •
marked difference between a hypo-
crite andti child of God is that the hypo-
crite has no closet for prayer.
The Christian who will take every need .
to God in prayer will soon have a faith
• that can move mountains.
When . you pray for strength to resist
temptation, help answer your prayer by
keeping out of bed company. .
To pray the Lord's prayer , as Jesus
taught it will make every man the guard-
ian of his brother's rights. '
' Our preyers are not always answered
according to oar expectations but the
prayer of faith ianever disappointed. ,
Before Jesus' taught His disciples how
to pray He told them of the Father to
whom their prayers should be addressed.
• THINGS USEFUL TO KNOW. •
Almond meat is very softening and
whitening to, the skin.
• Peroxide of hydrogen -.diluted with am-
monia will bleach the hair.
Naphtha is good for cleaning kid gloves,
but keep it away from the fire.
Ordinary sticking plaster makes a good
remedy for cerus, as it keeps them soft
and prevents the rubbing. .
'Wash white flannels in cold water with
suds made of whl1,e soap, and they will
not shrink much nor look yellow.
• For chafing, try fuller's earth pulveriz-
ed ; moisten the surface first when apply -
Mg ih ,Oxide of zinc ointment is also ex-
cellent
elof the most effectual injections for
constipation in young children is equal
parts of glycerine and water. , is harm-
less and healing.
Never sweep dust and diet from one
room to another, nor frum Upstairs to the
lower pars of the house Ativays take ib.
up in each rooni.
A good den taxi ce is made:or two minces
• • .
•
of pulverized borax, four ounces ,of.pre7
cipitated pilaik, ind tw,oounces: ot pul-
•
veriZal castile soap, '
A TRICK THAT FAILED.
This ;Woman Did Not Learn What She
Wanted to Though She Told a iterY
• T7the p
errltYLrlivea.te office of a proniitient jew-
eler entered a middle-agecj woman, eichly
caparisoned io flounce and furbelow and
evidently forming part of the dough that
makes up the upper crust. She held in
one hand a. diamond eareiag, The jewel
was large and brilliant. With entire cool-
ness ,of demeanor she said: "I lost the
mate to this. Will you be kind., enoagh to
taeelil Tilulucso ast sttoo lo.yb tal itoh ehanother-
exactlya
pbia Time.
The jeweler eyed her keenly and then
cried: "Madam, where did you lose your
earring ?"
Tbe effect of this simple question open
the woman was surprising. She was
dently unprepered for the query, and
there was certainly something in it that
disturbed her. "It enakes no difference
where I too it,", she answered in a decid-
• edly sharp tone. "What will it cost Inc to
obtaia another exactly like tbis ?" and she
held up the sparkling. stone. •
"Did you advertise for the one yon lost,
madam ?" persieted the jeweler, blandly.
"What has that got to do with the meg
ter ?" she replied in an augry tone.
"Vell, madam," was tbe smiling xeply,
"if you advertise for the earring which
you lost you might recover it, and ,then
you would not be placed reader the neces-
sity orescertaining what it woteld cost to
replace it. Advertise first, madam, and if
you do not recover the jewel, come iu
again and I will answer your questions."
Sayin 0. this the diamond dealer politely
bowedDthe now fretting and fuming woman
to the door.
"Virby will women lie in such smelt af-
fairs," saki the jeweler, wearily, "and
why will nearly every purchaser of a die -
mond look upon the merchant with whom
he or she deals as a rascal ? That woman
hasn't lost an earring. She has purchased
a pair, perhaps on trial, and she will go to
nearly every 'jeweler in town with that
pretty lie and endeavor to get a price upon
that, stone. It is one of the finest of dia-
monds and evidently came from one of
our leading dealers, whom she ineists on
believing is engaged in a scheme to rob
her. The chances' are that she will
eventually get in the hands of some un-
scrupulous merchant, whom she can find
even in big stores. He will tell her that
the stone is 'off -colored' and contains a
flaw. He will show her a poor diamond
of the same size as the other and fix upon
it a price which he knows is less than the
fine brilliant could be worth."—Buffalo
Expressr-
Clitildreu in Africa.
A lady on 0 visit to one of the missionary
stations in Eastern Africa. has some cur-
ious and rather surprising things to say
about the native children. These sons
and daughters of the Dark Continent are
not so much behind the rest of the world
as one might have expected, unless their
extreme generosity be taken as a synapeom
of inferiority.
Nothiug. strikes us more forcibly than
the singular unselfishness of these poor
savages, for both old and, young share
everything they get with ono anoeber.
Sometimes when I have given a third a
blecuit, I have felt really sorry to see the
way iu which the poor little •thing has.
given a bit to all of its cothpanions, till
many a time nothing more than a crumb
remeins for itself.
in the same manner, if an oldpair of
shoes happens th be thrown away, and a
child finds them, it immediately puts on
one of them and gives the other to a Com-
panion, and thua the two hobble about all
day, "one shoe off and one'shoe on."
The next day tbe shoes are sure to be
handed to two others, who, in turn, pass
them to two more; and so they go on,
till every child in the school has had its
chance.
Bishop Mackenzie's party found games
of whip -top, humming -top and many
others as common' among the Africans as
the boys at home, so that they could teach
them tiothing new. At last, in despair,
they thought they would surprise them
by makiug a kite. All the children as-
sembled to see it '; but it turned outlope
sided and heavy, and would not go up.
$o oue of the missionaries remarked to
them, "You uever saw anything like this
before, did you ?"
Whereupon a little fellow replied,
"Oh, yes; only the things we have nee dif-
fere* from yours, for ours go up, and
yeurs go down."
Not "New" After All.
She was in tears.
"It's a terrible blow," she said. "I don't
know that I shall ever recover from the
shock."
"What's the matter ?" he asked.
"My bloomefs." she sobbed.
He laughed with masculine heartless-
ness.
"Have you just found out that' they
don't fit ?" he inquired.
"They're not meant to fit," she replied
between her sobs, "and that's not it at all.
They're teot new."
,."Not new 1" be exelaimed. "Has some
'conscienceless bloomer -maker dared to
impoee upon you by giving you—"
"It's net the maker's fault," she inter-
rupted.
He began to be nuzzled.
"You don't mean to , say that you ac-
cepted them, knowing that they were
only_
"No, no, no 1" she cried. • "Yalu don't
understand. I wanted to be a new woman,
and wear the new costume for women, and,
they told me that bloomers were .up to
date."
"Well ?" •
"Well, they're not. They're old; old as
civilization ; no one knows how old they
axe." s e
"Not bloomers!" he exclaimed.
"Yes, bloomers," she asserted. "Just
look at these picture's of the Esquemaux
women."
Ho looked and saw that she was
right —Chicago Evening Post.
What it Wantbd.
Young bousekee,per (anxiously)—"Is the
mince pie good ? Now, tell me frankly.
It's the first, I eves made."
}Ter husband (promptly)—Yes, buleed;
it's splendid, Helen. Excellent; not quite
spice enough, perhaps.
Her eather—Very good, my daughter;
but a dash of brandy will improve it. It
seems dry. rather. '
Her mother—You've done wonderfully
well deer. ,The crust needs a little more
shortening. Did you put any salt in it ?
Her sieter—You needn't be ashamed,
I'm sure, for a first attempt. But, good-
ness, why didn't yoe let me chop the
• raisins. •
' Her brother -0. X., Nell—first rate ;
only, whitt's the matter with the bottom
of it. It tastee like dough. ,
Young housekeeper (with sarcastrd—
HOW A HOME -WAS LOST.
THE BITTER EXPERIENCE OV 1111.
[ELWOOD, SR., OF SINCOE,
A.ttacited With Neuralgia of the Limbo
He Became Helpless mad Suffered In'
tense Agony—Spent Ills Home In Doe-
torin te With Specialiste Without
Avall—Dr. Como
to the Rescue When tither Means Ilact
railed. •
Exom, the Simcoe Reformer.
, The enemy virtues of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills for Pale People have so often
been published in the oolumna of this
paper, that they are well known to the
residents of Norfolk County, nod it la as
-widely concedea that they have brought
toy into More than one household, and
their merits are spoken of only in wards
of praise. In this instate's the facts are
brought direetly home to the residents of
Simcoe, • a gentleman who la glad to
testify to the benefit he has received from
the use of these pills being a resident of
this town, Mr. Wm. Blamed, dr., a
resident of Sinicoe for about two yearn
and for years a resident Of Fort Erie, is
carpenter by trade'is loud in his praise
of the benefits hit derived from the use of
Pills. In an interview with Mr. Elwood
that gentleman told the Reformer that
about eight years ago he was `attacked
with ulcerated catarrh of the head and,
throat, and was obliged to quit work,
and since that Hine has not been able to
resume his calling. The disease, shortly
after he was taken 111, developed into
neuralgia of the lower limbs, from which
he suffered Merl hie agony. During his
long illness the services of specialists in
both Toronto and Buffalo,as well as those,
of local physicians both in his former
home arid Sinicoe, were called into re-
quisition, but all to no pulp -de. So bad
did he becom e, and so great were the pains
that shot through his limbs, that at
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"WAS retande: TO VALI( anotteen."
times Mr. Elwood had to be held down on
his couch. His stomach and bowels were
seriouslk affected and be was indeed in a
deplorable condition. About a year ago
be lost the use of his left foot and ankle
and was unable to walk around his home .
without great difficulty. At one time
Mr. Elwood was possessed of a good.
home, but so long was be ill that be spent
all his property in the hope of regaining
his health. Last fall Mr. Elwood com-
menced taking Pink Pills and shortly
after be began to feel an improvement in
his condition, lie continued the use of
pills until be had taden thirteen boxes
when be regained the use of his foot and
ankle and thought he was about cured
and discontinued their ase So long had
he been a sufferer however, that it was
impossible for him to become convales-
cent in so short a time. An attack of the
grip again brought on the disease, but
not by any means as terrible as formerly.
Mr. Elwood again comment:lea taking the
pills and is fast regaining his former
health and feels certain that the Pink
Pills will exterminate all traces of dis-
ease from his ystem, He feels so gratified
at what the pills have done for Min that
he gladly gave the information to tbe
Reformer for publication in the hope that
his experience may be a benefit to some,
other sufferer.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills strike at the
root of the disease, driving it from the
system and restoring the patient to health.
and strength. In cases of paralysis, spinal
troubles, locomotor ataxia, sciatica, rheu-
matism, erysipelas, scrofulous troubles,
etc., these are superior to all other treat-
ment. They are also a specific for the
troubles which make the lives of so many
women is bortlen, and speedily restore the
rich glow of health to sallow cheeks. Men.
broken down by overwork, worry or ex-
cess, will find in Pink Pills a certain.
mire.
Sold by all dealers or sent by mail,.
post paid, at 50 cents a box, or six boxes..
for 82 50, by addressing the Dr, Williams'
Medicine Company, Brockville, Ont., or
Schenectady, N.Y. Beware of imitations
and subsitutes alleged to be "just as
good."
The Musical
Charles Close, of Millbury, Conn., has
discovered a new use for the bicycle, He
is a musician and has the abiliey not only
to play but make almost any sort of musi-
cal instrument. A short tithe ago he made
an instrument that plays teu popular airs
better than any band' organ heard here.
Still the Danbury Yankee was not eatis-
fled. Re forma that before be had wound
or ground out half the tunes of his won-
derful music box Imbed to stop to rest his
aching arm. To overcOnle that unpleasant
feature he eonstructeel a bicycle' with a
driving wheel in the place of the usual
rear wheel. The machine was made sta-
tionary by placing it in a framework and
elevating the fly -wheel from the floor. A
fly -wheel on the organ, connecting with
the bicycle by a broad belt, dtd the rest.
A day or two ago Mr. Close and his wife
celebrated the fifteenth anniversary of
their marriage, and on that oceaeion Mr.
Close entertained his &nests by mounting
the seat of his Wee -rile ancl playing the
whole repertoire of music in his unique
machine. His guests got away alive.
Ant.5-r'uIrtingL4sw a Failure,
The effort in Virginia to provide by
legislative enactment for the punishment
of boys flirting with sehool girls seems to
have been unsuccessful. About two years
ago a law was passed making it a misde-
meanor, punishable upon conviction by
fine for any man to loiter about' is female
school. The president of a prominent
Riehmond female college was the first to
attempt n prosecetion under the law.
Leder a similar attempt was outdo in one
of the border aisles to convict a young man
of ogling the girls. His counsel, however,
droniptly gave notice that he would sub-
imrea all of the laity teachers mid -many of
the girls and bring them into cotirt as
witnesses. Rather than 'subject tlie ladies
to tills humiliation,the principal abandon.
ed t heprosecutiou. This lido pf defence
conip ete
e . aitder t.P1set,tli):\vi.,11'b';111Itlit'lYt will be repealed. --
you all much. I'an delighted .of convicting flirte
to lcuoigatiet my, pie is such a 1
success,--13r.00kisa Lela. • Cyhicaeo inter -Ocean: