The Exeter Advocate, 1896-2-27, Page 7OUR OTTAWA LETTER
THE LIBERALS, ASSURED OF VIC-
TORY AT .THE NEXT GEN-
ERAL ELECTION.
Sir Charles' Entry—The Liberals Cheer --
Min Reverie is Disturbed---Mouis Davies'
Ire—The Baronet Beplies--A Weak De-
fence --At Last the Bill --Twenty o Bolt --
A Character Sketch--A,berdeen in a Quail.
dary--ltumored Obstruction.
Paeans of joy have gone up from Ottawa
and have been echoed by Conservatives
Anal Canso to Victoria. Tupper, the
Deliverer, has come. No longer does dis-
integration threaten the Cabinet ef Can -
da. The strong man, the master naiad
bas oonae Upon Sir Charles Tupper, the
Elder, the Conservative party rests all Irs
hopes. An astute politioian, he has the
firroness and the diplomac' that Mac.
'kenzie Bowell lacks. From him great
things are expected by his followers. The
Liberals, truth to toll, seem to be little
troubled by the riew Richmond that is in
the field. The men of Her Majesty's loyal
Opposition have beuonae firmly cenvinced
that they will be the victors in the next
general election. They have no hesita-
Mon in sayilig so to an outsider. They
belittle Tuppemand say that this seventy-
seven year old man is too decrepit and too
nebulous a shaclow of bis former self to
snalee a success of the leadership. Tim
Opposition will go into the coming fight
full of confidence. They will have for
antagonists nien who have all the prestige
that power gives; men led by the sole
survivor of the school led by Macdonald.
Sir Charles' Entry.
' Crowded galleries and a crowded House
welcomed Sir Charles on Tuesday last.
The word had gone forth to the Conserva-
tives that the formal introduction was to
In made. Every man vvho could get there
was in his place. The Liberals, too, had
arranged a demonstration, and they, too,
were present in force. 'When the Minister
of Finance and Hector laciDougall, the
latter senior meinber for Cape Breton,
walked into the chamber arin-in-arm
• with Sir Charles such a cheer went up as
bid fair to crack the glass roof that gives
light to the legislators. The introductiou,
made in formal terms, Provoked more
sheering. Then Sir Charles walked
straight to the seat of the leader a the
House and sat down. Hero was a silent
announcement that George Eulas Foster
bad given up the chief place in the Com-
mons, and that the chief of the Ministers
was to be the well-groomed old gentle-
man who had just entered the House.
The Liberals Cheer.
• Seamely had the Conservative cheers
died down before a tremendous clamor
name fawn the 'desks to the left of the
Speaker. The Liberals were cheering like
mad. In the tumult that had ended
Wilfrid Laurier and Choquette bad en-
tered the House, Arm -in -arm with them
was Charles Angers, the Liberal who
carried Charlevoix two weeks ago. His
introduction had been delayed so that
tbe Liberals might bave a counter demon -
Oration. They were no less vigorous
than their political enemies in the enthu-
'einem of their welcome to the new recruit.
Sir Charles gazed wonderingly at the
desk -pounding then aortae the gangway.
Then he turned to, Foster and asked what
it meant. That was not the only time that
Sir Charlea gazed at the Liberal bombes.
His wandering glauce saw Wilfrid Laurier
in the place that formerly was Edward
Blake's. In the seat that for years was
Alexander Mackenzie's, the keen visaged
• LOui4 Davies of Prince Edward Island
set. Felix Geoffrion, who was a member
of Maokenzie's Cabinet, had gone to the
far country. And beside Sir Charles
were half a dozen men who, when he left
this parliament, were no nearer the Treas-
ury benches than the back row of Con-
servative seats.
Bis Keveri is is Disturbed.
But the old baronet was not long to in-
dulge in meditative reminiscence. For
him the Liberals had prepared a recap.
tion that was the outcome of their de-
- termination to show the newcomer that
they were ready to join battle. At
Montreal and at the civic reception in
Ottawa the Secretary of State had. •said
that the Liberals bad spent twenty -ave
thousand dollars in Cape Breton. "I
was the lion in their path," be had said,
"and they were prepared to do anything
to steal the seat from under me."
Louis Davies' Ire,
Louis Davies bad read his statement.
He became filled with wrath. Had not
the liberal party in Nova Scotia always
Maimed to be the representative of all the
virtues? It was too much. Mr. Davies
arose, and addressed the House. He
plane:cid into the middle of his subject.
"From personal knowledge," said Mr.
Davies, "I give that statement an un-
qualified denial, I beg to tell the House
that he bus been entirely misinformed.
Tbe statement made by bhp is ludicrous-
ly inaccurate and absurd. It is without
any foundation whatever. X itm in a posi-
tion to know that attempts were made an
• the part of those wha believed that it was
• in the publio interest to defeat the mem-
ber for Cape Breton; attempts were made
„to assist Mr. Murray to pay these legiti-
mate expenses which everybody expects to
have to be made in an election of that
kind, I thought myself that the expenses
would, range somewhere from $1,000 to
$1,500. I snake no scruple in saying, that
X attempted myself to assist Mr. Murray
In that regard. I tell the honorable
gentleman that his statement that $25, 000,
or the one-tenth part of it, was sent, is
absurd and is untrue; and to my know-
, ledge, a suiu ludiercausly insufacient to
pay even the traveliag expenses of Mr.
Murray and his aSsociates, was sent to
Cape Breton."
' The Baronet Replies.
And so the fat was in the Bre. Sir
Charles satmuaking a hobo now and then,
,•while Davies went on to demand the are
• pointment of a committee of invesbiga-
don. When the Liberal ' lieutenant had
finished, the baronet arose. Again the
hurricane • of Conservative cheers burst
• forth. Young members of .the House,
who never had seen the old man before,
• bent forward to hear what this muca
• heralded Moses might say. The Speech of
Sir Charles was not strong; It was not
convincing. True, he bad to defend him-
self against charges that were general,
and that were naade more with a view to
their effect than with the object of prov-
ing hisn in the wrong. Mr. Murray, he
mid, had stated over his oven 'signature
that there was a great emegency. • Also,
the Liberal candidate had given vent to
the °panels that in .Cape Breton the
tnernbers of his party would make the
• fight of their lives. "I think that was a
tolerably good ground for supposing, that
Mr. Murray was eot to be left unaided in
fighting this battle," said Sir Charles,
Elie other reasons for making the.state-
• ment that he had made were that Liberal
members of parliament had campaigned
In the county; that Hon. a. WLongley, try has to support for hin
is lifetle the
.
Attorney -General of Nova Scotia, had perpetrator of a hideous merder. The Lib -
made a interied trip from Cape Breton to erals in the House are determined to
Halifax and back; and that half a dozen mak° th° oaSe one of ilnP°atnnee. In
young Liberals from Halifax had entered aesponse to a request Morn thew the papers
the riding on the Saturday more the in the case have been brought down.
election. The inference in the latter Their publication has revealed the state of
oount of the charge was that these gentle- things of .which I have spoken. Lord
men had brought the money wherewith Aberdeen is in a quandary regarding the
to buy the hardy islanders
Breton. •
of • Cape ease, and has been in constant coin-
• inunication with the Imperial authorn
ee week Dereeeea • ties. The whole truth of the matter is
That this was a strong defence I do not that the Governor-General was not fully
assert. The Liberals made xnerry over it. acquainted with the powers and limits -
The Conservatives pointed out, anti point- Mons of his office. Had he been familiar
ed out very justly, that the whole case with them, he would not have made such
resolved Half into a matter of °elision, a lamentable error. ,
that Sir Charles believed that the indaie9 Rumored Obstruction. .
had been sent into the county, while Mr. By virtue. of a clause of the British
Davies was as' etrong in his conviction North America Act, this parliament dies
tbat in had not been sent. Hector Mo- on the 940 April. The Liberals assert
Dolman, who with Sir Charles, represents that this S8SSIOD was called for the pur-
the county, went to the aid of his chief. Pose of bringing in a Remedial bill. They
He told how he bad heard that anew point out that at the last seesion the sap -
Down the Flag joues," as Alexander plies until June 30 of this year were
Itiackenzie'e Minister of militia was in voted. The Governnient, *hey say, has
later years clubbed by the Conservatives, no right to ask tbe House to vote supplies
had told a man that $100,000 would be to Pay the oeliataY's bins 11°111 Denaill.'
spent in the election by the Liberals. eem, ion Day, '97. "The Government will be
Dougall bad not heard ;Tones say so, but defeated at the next eleetion," say the
he had beard so "on the best authority." Liberals, "why should they ask us to do
Sir Richard, Who had been lying in wait the work that the new ,Administration
for the Secretary of State, averred that should perform? If Deackenzie Bowell
Sir Charles had followed the tactics of • thinks ho will be returned to power, wim
the first Sir John. "The habit of Sir doesn't he pass his Remedial bill and go
John Macdonald," staid Sir Richard, to the counery? If the Administration is
"when he had done any particularly supported, it will be easy to call a session
naughty thing, was to turn around and before July I and taus the estimates for
oharge the Opposition with having done 1896." The rumor goes that the Liberale
that thing." Speaking a seoond time, will not allow a single item of the esti-
Sir Charles said that he bed made the ,nates to pass. If they make up their
statement concerning the • twentyalve minds eo do so, they can easily obstruct
thousand dollars in the presence of Mr. the passage of the estimates until, on the
Longley. "I made it, not once, but three twenty-fourth day of April, 'the midnight
times," said the Secretary of State, "and bell clangs out and the House of Com -
he never denied it." And teen the ma. mons of Canada is dissolved by effluxion
-
oussion ended. The Government refused of time.
to appoint a committee of investigation,
telling the Liberals, if they desired an ins. QUER BRIDAL CUSTOMS.
quiry, to go to the eourts for redrees.
Z o Quebec the Bridegroom must Pay
. At Last the Dill. ' I Ransom.
Sinoe last week the terms of the Be.. .
A. singular tnarria,ga custom prevails
medial bill bave been published to tha
among the French Canadians in Quebec.
country. It is a portentous document,
Amer the ,morning marriage service in the
euabracing no less than one hundred and
twelve clauses. On Tuesday last, at the
churciethe bridal party, in calache or cab -
Conservative ca,uous, the measure was riolet, make a tour of calls upon relatives
read to the Ministerialists. Sir Charles and friends during the day, and then re -
Tupper, glowing with the warmth of bis turn again to the church for vespers.
reception, made a speeob in support of Before the evening dance at the bride's
the measure. He told how Sir Willitun new home comes the supper. When the
company rise from the ta,ble the bride
Dawson, the president of McGill Univer-
s* and a Presbyterian of eminence, hate keeps her seat, and some one asks with
pronounced in favor of the principle of great dignity: "Why does madame wait?
remedial legislation. John Haggart, who Is she so soon in bad grace?
once was said to be an insplaeable oppon- She replies: "Some one has stolen my
ent of interference with .Manitoba, Dame slipper; I cannot walk."
cut as the bill's earnest advootite. Clarke Then they carry her, chair and all, into
'Wallace, now cordiallydetested by his the middle of the room, where a loud
former friends, spolie manfully against knocking announces a grotesque ragged
the bill. In that room, crowded with vender of boots and shoes of every variety
the supporters of the Governmeiat, he and size until at last be ands her missing
found but half a soore Who were with shoe -
him in his antagonism to what he de. The groom redeems it for a good price,
scribed as coercion, Cookburn, Maclean, which is spent in trwttina the compatiy. If
Marshall, Sproule and two or three others the groom is not watchful they steal her
• opposed the bill. They were emphatic in hat and cloak, which he redeems in the
their declarations of loyalty to the Con- same way; and they have been known to
servative party, but, they said, local con- steal tbe bride, for which there must be
siderations would make it impossible for liberal pay. The church forbids round
them to support the measure, Last July dances. The event of the evening is a jig,
there were thirty-two Ministervaists who in which the guest volunteers to outdance
were determined to oppose remedial legis- the bride. If succesafue, the visitor de-
letion. Not two-thirds of that number mantis a prize from the groom.—Chicago
Will record their votes against the Gov- Inter -Ocean.
ernment on the present bill. —
1 tenterer Lytton not so Slew.
Twenty to Bolt.
Meanwhile the Liberals lie low. bey The drama ic incident of a sledge sen -
hope for a serious split in the Govern- Mincing his own son to death, which, I rum
derstand, (secure in Stevenson's :est book,
ment's ranks on the Remedial bill, Con-
servatives are not backward In hinting "Weir of Rermiseon," is by no means a
that the followers of Wilfrid Laurier are new one ini English fiption, says a London
having tronble on account of the measure. writer. Readers of Bawer Lytton will
It is certain that Beausoliel, Beohard,Mc- recall how, in that romantic tale of high-
Isaao and Geoffrion, all of :whom ordiner- way robbery (for the writing of which tbe
talented author received much censure),
ily vote with the Liberals, will stand up
"Paul•Clifford," the ateractive hero is not
With the "yeas," when the sword reading
of the Remedial bill is moved. Other Lib-. only sentenced to death by bis own father,
era's may go over to the enemy. The
judge Brandon but the effect of the tra-
party whip is being mamma with aim on gaily is beightened by the faot that the
both sides, but, amongst Conservatives judge has only just been informed (While
and Liberals persoaal considerations will on the bench) that the prisoner is his long -
outweigh party allegiance and part Y axle lost cbild, and that that ohild bas up-
gencies. Few inen now believe that the braided him, ignorant of the relatiouship,
hill will not pass. George Taylor, the with having been instrumental in launch -
chief Conservative whip, bas reported to ing him on his career of crime. It is the
his leader that the majority will be at fashion to sneer at Balwer Lytton, but the
least twenty. Tbe Conservatives out- simerers might some of them take a lesson
number the Liberals by forty-four. So in graphic force from the trial scene in
it is evident that Mr. Taylor expects in question. .
twenty Government supporters to bolt on
this question. Likeness of English and Americans..
A. Character Sketch. As respects cbaracter, the British and
The ceremony of introducing the bill American publics are strikingly at one.
was not marked by any great excitement. The tone of popular sentiment is much
Bad Sir John Thompson been still at the the same. The attitaae toward questions
head of the Government, and had it been of general human interest is often identi-
his task to explain the measure, he would cal. Political ideals are, at bottom, not so
bave made a complete exegesis of the unlike as superficial observers' faucy.
measure. Arthur Rupert Dickey, the Party spirit manifests itself in very sirni-
new Minister of Juseice, cannot be said lar fashion. Both are sensitive, Though
to be a lawyer of eminence. He is a in slightly varying degrees, to the same
mild-mannered and coal -headed gentle- appeals. The samenational spirie ape-
man. His life's handicap has been a con- mates both, showing itself in pito char-
sciousness that his father Is a millionaire. anteristic fashion when the Jealousy of
Mr. Dickey has been fortune's favorite all 000 18 aroused. against the other. Indeed,
his days. With the twenty -ave thousand it 15 10 their mutual rivalries and jealous -
dollars that his father gave hins on his les that their spiritual kinship is often
thirtieth birthday be embarked in speou- most manifest. Their diversity is super-
lation in Nova Scotia coal mines. He fight' and provincial; them unity funda-
made several extraordinarily successful mental and racial. ' The American who
deals, and no is worth a quarter of a , can elivest himself of provincialism in
million. The worship of the veiled god- Englaud, and the Englishman who can
dess never has taken up sesuo,h of his lay aside his insularity in America, each
time. When Charles Ribbert Tupper finds himself at home. --("The Palmerston
resigned the portfolio of Justice the post Ideal in Diplomacy," by Edward M. Chap -
went to Mr. Dickey. His only possible man, in the February Century-.
rival was Thomas Mayne Daly, who has
the more important portfolio of Minister , For others' Sake.
of the Interior. • Daly did not want the
Christ came to minister, not to a nein-
position and it went to Dickey- When istered
le
The follower of ChriTt who
the bill is wrangled over in the Commons is willing to enjoy b is religion all by bins,
Dickey will have a chance of showing self lees failed to catch the signifleance of
that he possesses ability. Against him Christ's example.
he will have Dalton McCarthy, easily the A Christian mae's plain duty is not so
foremost lawyer In the House, With much to answer the question,tiHow cen I
MuCarthy vent be joined•David Mills, the get the most out of my religion?" as "How
Sage of Bothwell, than WhOM no Cana- can I conduct myself so that others may
dian has a more profound knowledge of get the most ont of my religion P'
constitutional law. • From thee two men Massy Christians, in, a very aumoatatit
we anay expeet the two most important souse,will go to }lemma alone. Others
speeches on the questInn• e, will tiere be surrounded by scores whom
Aberdeen In a Quanevary. ' • they have pointed: to the Saviour. The
Here in Ottawa we hear little and see first class will have been saved, but with -
less of Lord Aberdeen. The Governor- out having saved others. The second class
General is a nervous and well-meaning will bring sheaves with them.
nobleman, whose chief characteristic is a • But Ciirist ministeted daily while upon
deep vein of philanthropy. For His Ex, the earth. So may we. The 'comfort's of
cellenoy evil days are in store. It may our religion may he misde the solace of an -
be remembred that on his own responsi- other'e sorrow. In many very practical
bility and without the advice of his Mine waas others may enjoy the benefits of our
isters, Lord Aberdeen pardoned Valentino religion. Thus, whether it i for time or
Shortie, the murderer ef •Valleyfield. The eternity, °meet may come to others
Cabinet had been unable to come to any through tm,
decision in respect of the Short's case. The
Governer asketillon.Joseph Chamberlain, I „ The Season's Depression.
the Secretary for the Colonies, what he "This weather is very trying for every -
should' do, Mr, Chamberlain cabled back boy, seta the phyoeleo.
Word that His Excellency must use his "Yee,'" replied. Mr. Meekton. "I don't,
• own judgment. Lord Aberdeen took his sco how any 'wifeis going to bear up
advice and commutm
ed Shortie' sentence aim ie, When the sun doesn't shine It
to imprisonment for life. In so doing givos lici*the'blues and when it does she
Governor-General was violating his In' sns its fading the caapet.' a—Washington"
steuctions from thei Crown Since 1878,
the Governor-General has been' bound to
take the advice of his Ministers. In this
case the Ministers gave DO advice. There- Ivcr.Ything... of use. Sme °rte. to tnat, CrOW quills miaow a person to ao
fore the law should have been allowed to nemee
take its course. In place af this the min- rasa anu`aa '"‘""h6.
LITTLE JESSIE MERCHANT,
COLLINGWOOD, ONT,
FOR ELEVEN YEA.ES A SUFFERER
FROMS NERVOUS SPASMS.
A. Desperate Case That Exceeded The Skill
• Of The Best Physicians.
• No greater trial mimes to parents than
the sickness of their children. And
when this trouble assumes the' shape of
nervousness the hope of the parents re-
ceives its severest tese, for so seldom do
child= recover from disease of this char-
acter. They battle with it, it may be, for
many years, but eventually the diseriee
conquers, and the child dies. Jessie,
th.; little daughter of Mr. H.E. Merchant,
of Collingwood, Ont., had given her
parents great anxiety, as for eleven years
she had been a sufferer fromnervous
troubles. These would take the shape of
spasms, and become so severe that she
would be unahle to control herself. The
parents spared no effort to give to their
loved one the health that is natural to
child life. The father writes:
"I doctored with the most skilled phy-
sioians in Collingwood, without any re-
lief coming to my daughter. I must have
spent nearly $50 in this way. It is not
to be wondered at that I was hemming
thoroughly discouraged, and began to
realize that it could only be a short time
when our little one would,pass from us.
A friend influenced me to try South
American Norville, knowing something
of the wonderful cures it had effected in
the case of children troubled as was ray
little Jessie. The medicine wee proourecl
and given to the ohild, and she las never
been so well and strong as since she cone-
menoed to use South American Nervine.
When she began its use she was hardly
able to move about, but now she can run
around as other ohidren. I am still giving
her the naedioine, seeing that it is effeot-
ing a permanent cure."
The secret of Nervine is that it operates
directly on the nerve centers located in or
near the base of the brain. It is when
these are deranged with nervous trouble
that nmob, other trouble ensues. At least
two thirds a chronic diseases originate
in a derangement of the nerve centers.
Nervine at onoe builds them up, fills
the blood with richness, and so strength -
elm the nerve tissues that it is only a lit.
tie while when disease drops from its
victims as the staokles would drop from
the slave whn bad 3:waived his freedom.
The cures effected by this medicine, as
with the ease before us, are indeed re-
markable, but such cures are being effect-
ed every day by South American Nervine.
Use this remedy for nervous prostra-
tion, Mak headache, bot iluthes, sleepless.
ness, debilty of the nerves.
Busineeselike.
Miags—Are your daughters still in the
matrimonial market?
Biggs—Yes, -twenty per eent. discount
to save shipment to Paris for the spring
season.
A Troubled Mind.
Deacon Brown—I think. Smith must
have something. on his conscience.
Deacon Jones—Why do you think so?
Deacon Brow -Yon. never see him
asleep in. church.
, All That Was Necessary.
Clara—My eyes are so bad that I am
refraial can't aso to the opera, this year.
Maude—Your hearing is still good,
len% it ?
A Preference.
He—I think you have such a pretty
name.
She—I like yours better.
WONDERFUL CURES.
SIMPLE AILMENTS, LIKE SMALL
FIRES, EASILY STAMPED OUT.
•
People 'Will Talk ---And We Listen And
Learn -- So May Every One Wonders
Worked By Dodd's Kidney Pills.
"MEN AS LOVERS."
lithet Dell Asserts That Girls Care Least for
the Material side of Life.
"If only men would emelize that, the
rrtaterial sicle is what we girls carethe
lease fen" writes Miss Lilian Bell in Feb
ruazy LadiesHome Journal. "Pray don't
thiule, just becatem you haare built us col -
canal houses anditave our clothes made
for u$, and never allow butchers' bills to
annoy us, that you have done your whole
duty by us. It never occurs to most of us,
who have these dear American rnen for
lovers and husbands, ;that we could ever
really get cold or hungry. You would
have,a tit if you thought Any body belong-
ing to you didn't have all the clothes they
wanted and the best the market affords.
Bet you think it is a huge joke when we
say that weare mentally cold, and linnm'Y
a good deal of the time and that you are
a storehouse with all that we need, right
within your hearts and brains only you
vvon't give it to use'
The greatest cures, we think, are the
siroplelones, the (sures of the small begin-
nings of disease, where the misery and
tbe harm to the constitution is escaped.
What a happy fact mire is!.
How endlessly people will talk of their
caWsellth what evident enjoyment!
Some of these grateful patients never
come to the city without calling to talk
over
c
Is
.mi:neseffected by Dodd's Kidney
by the name of Joshua Clark-
son, living at 114 Robert street, Totento,
mane in the other day.
His life had been saved by using two
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
What was the disease?
Diabetes.
•'Yes; he had lost thirty-one pounds in
weight in five weeks,
It took him seven weeks to regain bis
health and his avoirdupois.
No one could hear him talk and not
take courage,' be he ever so sible and ever
so hopeless.
A full account of this ease has appeared
in this paper.
'hen, not long ago, Samuel Murray
came in, looking well, too. He it was
who was paralyzed Mr a wbole year, given
up by ever so Many dootors, and was
cured by twelve boxes of Dodd's Kidney
Pills'
Areporter of a city paper saw him.
Seemed to think it impossible that a
man could recover from such an illness.
There was no miracle about it, how-
ever. He used Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Hundreds of people are talking to each
other about cures accomplished by this
medicine, and these pills are selling
everyvvhere faster than ever before,
And they always cure.
At Cure ror Insomnia.
Tbe latest cure for insomnia is cheap,
healthy and efficacion.s. The remedy was
suggested by an old doctor to whom a de -
pairing young man had gone for advice.
"Of course," said the doctor, "I could
give you plenty of drugs that would put
you to sleep, but in the case of a young
man, that is always to be avoided. The
reason you canpot sleep is because your
nerves are all unstrung. Th et does not
necessarily.mean that you mast put your
nervous system to sleep by the use of
drugs. What you want is a tralcl excite-
ment, that will lift your nervous system
out of the rut it has fallen into, The best
thing in the world to do that is a trolley
riche Done t try to settle upon any partic-
ular route, just junap op any car that
comes along. Don't even ask the conduc-
tor where the car is going to, but just go
along with the can It will surely come
back some time to the point where you
took it. If the route is eight or ten miles
long so =eh the better. One thing is
certain, you will either sleep during the
ride or as soon as it is over."—Philadel-
phia Record.
Is there anything more annoying tha-U
having your corn stepped -upon ? Is there
anythiami more delightful than getting
rid of it? Holloway's Coen Ours will do
it. Try it and be convinced.
As Usual.
"So yOU are going into literature ?"
cc-yes:11
" What will be your first maids?"
"
Advice to authors."
Sumer at the Altar.
Some funny stories are told about the
marriage service. One of them relates
how an old man, brought rather unwill-
ingly to the altar, could not be induced to
repeat the responses. e"afy good man," at
length exclaimed the clergyman, "I really
cannot marry you unless you do as you
are told." Bob the man still remained
silent. At this unexpected hitch the bride
lost all patience with her future spouse,
and burst out with: "Go on, you old toot!
Say it after him just the same as if you
was meattia' him." 'The same difficulty
occurred, in another case.
The clergyman, after explaining what
was necessary and. going over the respon-
ses several times without, the sligatest
effect, stopped ia dismay, whereupon the
bridegroom encouraged him with "Go
Ahead, paean, go ahead! thou'et dein'
'bravely." Upon another occasion it was,
strangely enough, the woman who could
not be preataied npon to speak. When
the clergyman remonstrated with her she
indignantly replied: "lour father mar-
ried ine twice before, and be wasn't axiin
me any of them impertinent questions at
all."
The Body as a Water Engine.
In Lotegmau's Magazine for 'December
Sir Benjamin Ward Richardson reprints
the address which he delivered to the Na-
tional Temperance League on the "Physi-
cal Foundations of Temperance." The
following is his own summary of his
paper.
I. That the body as an engine of life is
a water engine and was never intended
to be worked tit the temperature provided
for it, by any other fluid than water. 2.,
That from a purely physical point of view,
alcohol is too light a fluid for the purpose.
' 3. That alcohol contains an elemeut—car-
bon—which is not wanted for the natural
part water vitamin the living creation.
4. That by well diluting alcobol it may, as
indeed is too often seen, make se kind of
living world, bat that snob a world is one
having two lea.Ming false qualities, a
shortly -endowed bodily mechanism and
an idiot's mind, neither of winch objects
is of the selection and manifestation made
for us by the giver of life.
ON A BICYCLE TOUR.
A CLERGYMAN'S EXPERIENCE
WITH LONG, HARD AIDING.
lie Traveled Fully 3,000 miles On Bib
Wheel—Be Manes Some Reflections
On the )3enesits of the Sport, and Tells
of the Dangers.
From tbe Utica, N. Y., Press,
The Rev. Wm. la F. Ferguson, Presbye
torian minister at Whitesbero, whose pic-
ture we give belowewill not be unfamiliar
by sight to many readers. Ayoung man,
he has still had an extended experience as
foreign missionary, teacher, editor, leo.
turer and pastor that bas given him a
wide acquaintance In many parts of the
country.
In an interview a few days ago he said;
• "In the early summer of 194 I went
upon a tour tlarough a part a Ontario on
my wheel. My route was from Utica to
Cape Vincent, thence by steamer to King-
ston, and from there along the north
shore of the lake to Toronto and around
to Niagara Falls. I arrived at Capo
Vincent at 5 o'clock, having ridden
against a strong head wind all day.
"After a delightful sail through tbe
Thousand Islands, I stepped on shore in
that quaint old city of Kingston. A
shower had fallen and the streste were
damp, so that wisdom would have dictat-
; ed that I, leg -weary as I was, should have
I kept in doors, but so anxious was I to see
the old oity that I spent the whole eve-
ning in the streets.
"Five o'clock the next na °ruing brought
a very unwelcome discovery. I was lame
in both ankles and knees. The head wind
and the damp streets had proved an un-
fortunate combination. I gave, however,
little thought bo It, supposing it would
wear off in a few hours, and. the first
rush of sunlight saw ins speeding out the
splendid road that leads toward Napanee.
"Night overtook me at a little village
near Port Hope, but fonnd me still Janie.
I rested the next day, and the next, but
it was too late; the inisobief was done. X
rode a good many nines during the rest ,
of the season, but never a day and seldom
a mile without pain.
"The winter came and I put away my
wheel, saying 'now I shall get well,' but ,
to my disappointment I grew worse.
Some days my knees almost forbade
walking and my ankles woula not per-
mit me to vvear shoes. .At times 'suffer-
ed severe pain, so severe as to make study
a praetical impossibility, yet it must be
understood thee I concealed the condition
of affairs as far as possible. .
"From being local the trouble began
to spread slightly and my anxiety in-
creased. I consulted two physicians and
• followed their exoellene advice, but with-
' out result. So the winter passed. One
day in March I happened to take in my
band a newspaper Di whiell a good deal
of space was taken by an article in rela-
tion to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I (ILI
• not at that time know what they were,
supposed to cure, I should halm paid no.
attention to the article bad I not caught
the name of a lady wbom I knew. Read-
ing, I found that she had been greatly
benefited by the use of Pink Pills, and
knowing her as I did I bad no doubt of'
• Children. of To -day.
Teecher—Ana now, little girls, how
Dan you show your gretittide to your
parents for giving you a good eau cation ?
The Olass (ie thorus)--By marrying
rieh. -
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A nail glanced from e carpenter's ham-
mer into the conveyor of EOM material in a
jute factory, rubbed against a drum, and
produced a spark svhieh set fire to the
place.—Insurance Journal.
Uses for Old corks.
Corks are thrown away in great quanti-
ties, and very few people think that there
is any value attached to that material the truth of the statement that ,she bad.
after it has seined its purpoee once as authorized.
stopper of a bottle. Neverthelese ie has The first box was not gone before I.
become one of the most valuable compon- saw is thalami, and the third had not been,
finished before all signs of my rheumatia
wits of a city's refuse. Great quantities
of used corks are now used again in the troubles were gone to stay,
maumfactuae of insulating covers of steam
pipes and boilers, of ice boxes and ice
houses and other points to be protected
from etbe influence of heat.: Powdered
cork is very useful for filling in 'horse
collars, and the very latest application of
this material is the filling in of pneumatic
elms withcork shavings. Mats for bath
rooms are Made of cork exclusively, and
it also goes into the composition of lino-
leum. Cheap life preservers are now filled
exeludively with bottle stoppers, cut into
little pieces.---Scientifie .American.
Through All the Ages.
Through all the ages men have regarded
themselves as being born only that they
might die, That has always been the
groat inelanoboly plaint of life; Met has
been tbe distress whieh has always lain
on the soul, even in its moments of hap-
piness. This being so, IS there not some-
thing great and stirring in the fact that
Jesus takes up this word of death and
turns it into an assurance of victoryl
jostle takes tbe dirge and turns it into a
paean; snakes it the very assertion of tbe
glory of his existeuce on earth.
"I was born," we tem him say, "for
O great, a noble and a splendid purpose,
that I might through death destroy ban
who bath elm power of doath—that is,
the- devil." There is something noble in
the way in which Gimlet thus takes these
words, "We are born to dna" so full of
distress and pain on our hip, and turns
them into the psalms that ring through
the ages and glorify the world; in the
way in +Mitch he takes the very tears
and lamentetions ma our human life,
and shows how at the very heart of
them are vactory and joy. —Phillips
Brooks.
A City ,Built in a Cherry Seed.
At the time of the French Crystal Pal-
ace Expositeou a Nuremberg toy maker
exhibited a, cherry stone within the cavity
of which he had built a perfect plan of
the city of Sevastopol, streets, railway are
preaches, bridges, etc, .4 powerful micros
scope was used in exhibiting this won..
derful miniature Meal and it is 'estimated
that net less than 500,000 people had a peep
at the results of the toy -maker's toil.
Each of these 500,000 sightseers deposited
a Mane pieee in the hands of the ingen-
ious workman, the thatl of the cash thus
taken in netting Mtn a snug little fortnue.
"I say .gone to stay,' for though there
bad been every opportunity for a return
of the trouble. I have not felt the fret
twinge of it. I lima° wheeled, thousands
of miles and never before with so little
discomfort. I have had some of the snost
severe tests of strength and endurance,
and have come througb them without an
ache. For example, one afternoon I rode
seventy miles, preached that night and
niade lifty miles of the hardest kind of
road before noon the next day. Another
instance was a 'century run,' the last
forty miles of which were made in a
downpour of rain through mud and
Slush.
"You should think I would recom-
mend them to others? Well, I have, and
have had the pleasure of seeing very goole
results in a number of instanoes, Yes, I
should feel that I eves neglecting a duty -
If I failed to suggest Pink Pills to. any
-
friend whom I knew to be suffering from,
rheumatism,
"No, that M not the only disease they.
ours. 1 personally know of a nurnber of
cures from other troubles, but I hems
needed them only for that, thougb . it
would be but fair to add that my general
health has been better this summer than,
ever before in my life."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain ail
the elements necessary to give new life
and richness to the blood and restore
shattered berves, They are sold an boxes
(never in loam form, by the dozen or
hundred) at 50 cents a box, or Mx boxes
for $2.50, and may be had of all drug-
gists or directly by mail from Dr. Wills
• limns' Medicine Company, Brockvillte
Ont.
In 1834 the Massachusetts general as -
amiably Made bullets a Legal tender by the
following enactment:. "It is likewise
ordered that musket ballets of a full
bore' shall pass carrently for a farthing
apiece. Provided that no man be -compel.
led to take . above XIiel at a time in
them."
Not Needed.
Lawyer—What's the book you are reads
mg? „
Law Staderit—Ob, ib' a a book on com-
mon sense.
Lawyer—Yes, sir, and reading etch a
book as that would ruin your mid for
legal work forever.