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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1896-2-13, Page 7TIDE, ONE RIGIIT ROAD REV. DR. TALMAGE POINTS IT OUT TO LIFE'S TRAVELERS. He Shows the Road of Righteousness to Be Safe, Plain. Pleasant. Broad, Smooth and With a Glorious Terminus at Last. Washington, Feb. 2.—=Rev. Dr. Tal- mage's, sermon of to -day was a picture of the road that many have traveled and others are trying to get on and is no more appropriate for the capital of the nation than for all places. 'The text chosen was Isaiah xxxv, 8, 9, 10: "And an highway shall be there, and a way, and halted be oalled the way of holines'. The unclean shall not pass over it, but it shall be for those; the wayfaring men, though fools, shall not err therein. No lion shall be ,there, nor any ravenous beast shall go up thereon, it shall not be found there, but the redeemed shall walk there, and the ransomed of the Lord shall return and come to Zion with songs and everlasting joy upon their heads. They shall obtain joy and gladness, and sorrow and sighing shall flee away." `there are hundreds of people in this house who want to find the right road. You sometimes see a person halting at crossroads, and you can tell by his looks that be wishes to ask a question as to 'what direction he had better take. And I stand in your presence conscious of the fact that there are many of yon hero who realize that there are a thousand wrong roads, but only one right one, and I take it for granted that you have come in to ask which one it is. Here is one road that opens widely, but I have not mach faith in it There aro a great annoy expensive tollgates scattered all along that way. In- deed at every road you must pay in tears, or pay in genuflexions, or pay in flagella- tions. On that road, if you get through It at all, you have to pay your own way, and since this differs so much from what I have heard in regard to the right way, I believe it is the wrong way. Here is another road. On either side of it are houses of sinful entertainment and .invitations to Dome in and dine and jest, but from the looks of the people who stand on the piazza I am certain it is the ,wrong house and the wrong way. Here Is another road. It is very beautiful and macadamized. The horses' hoofs clatter and ring, and they who ride over It spin along the highway, until suddenly they find that the road breaks over an embank- ment, and they try to halt, and they see the bit in the mouth of the fiery steed and cry: "Ho! Hol" But it is too late, and, crash! they go over the embank- ment, We shall turn and see if we cannot find a different kind of road. You have beard of the .Appian way. It was 350 miles long. It was 24 foot wide, and on either silo of the road was a path for foot passengers. It was made out of .rooks out in hexagonal shape and fated together. What a road it must have been! Made of smooth, hard rook, 350 miles long. No wonder that in the construction of it the treasures of the whole empire wore `ex- hausted. Because of invaders, and tho elements, and time—the old conqueror who tears up a road as be goes over it— there is nothing left of that structure lint a ruin, But I have to tell you of a road built before the Appian way, and yob it is as good as when first construoted. Mil- lions of souls have gone over it. Milliona more will come. The prophets and apostles, too, Pursued this road while hero below. We therefore will, without dismay, Still walk in Christ, the good old way. First, this road of the text is the king's highway. In the diligence you dash on over , the Bernard pass of the Alps, mile after mile, and there is not so much as a pebble to jar the wheels. You go over bridges which cross ah'asms that make you hold your breath, under projecting rook, along by dangerous preoipices, through tunnels adrip with the meltings of the glaciers, and perhaps for the first time learn tho majesty of a road built and supported by governmental author- ity. Wel], my Lord the Ring decided to build a highway from earth to heaven. It should span all the ohasms of human wretchedness. It should tunnel all the mountains of earthly difficulty. It should be wide enough and strong enough to hold 50,000,000,000,000 of the human race, if so many of them should ever be born. It should be blasted out of the "Rock of Ages," and cemented with tho blood of the dross, and be lifted amid the shouting of angels and the execration of devils. The King sone his Son to build that road. He put head and hand and heart to it, and after the road was com- pleted waved his blistered hand over the way crying, "It is finished !" Napoleon paid 15,000,000 francs for the building of the Simplon road that this cannon might go over for the devastation of Italy, but our Ring at a greater expense bas built a road for a different purpose that the banners of heavenly dominion might come down it. Being a king's highway, of course it is well built. Bridges splendidly arched and buttressed have given way and crushed the passengers who attempted to cross them. But Christ the King would build no such thing as that. The work done, he mounts the chariot of his love and multitudes mount with him, and he drives on and up the steep of heaven amid the plaudits of gazing worlds! The work is done—well done -gloriously , done—magnificently done. Still further, this road spoken of is a clean road. Many a line road has be- come miry and foul because it has not been properly oared for, but my text says the unclean shall not walk on this one. Room on eitherside to threw away your stns. Indeed, if you want to parry tbem along you are not on the right road. That bridge will break, those overhanging rooks will fall, the night will Dome down, leaving you at the mercy of the mountain bandits, and at the very next turn of the road you will perish. But if you are really on this clean road of which I have been speaking, then you will stop ever and anon to wash in the water that stands in the basin of the eternal rook. Aye, at almost every step of the journey you will be crying out, "Create within me a clean heart!", IE' you have no such aspirations as that, it proves that you have mistaken your way, and if you will only: look up and sec the finger board above your head you may read upon it the words, "There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the endthereof is death," Without ,holiness no man shall see the Lord, and if you have any idea that you oan carry along your sins, your lusts, your worldliness, and yet get ' at the, end of the Christian race, you are so awfullymistaken, that, in the name of God, I shatter the delusion. Still further,. the road spoken of is a lain- road. "The way faring men p y , though fools shall not err therein"—that is, if a man is three-fourths an idiot, he. can, find this road jest as well as 1f he were -a philosopher, . Le imbecile boy, the laughing stook of the street, and Pole lowed by a mob hooting at him, has only just to knock once at the gate of heaven, and 3t swings open, while there bas been many a man who could lecture about pneumatics and ohemistry and tell the story of Faraday's theory of electrical polarization and yet has been shutout of heaven. There has been many a man who stood in an observatory and swept the 'heavens with lois telescope and yet has not been able to see the morning star. Many a man has been familiar with all the higher branches of inatheillatios and yet could not do thesimple sum, "What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul?" Many a man has been a fine reader of tragedies and poems and yet could not "read his title clear to mansions in the skies," Many a man has botanized across the continent, and yet not known the Rose of Sharon, and the Lily of the Valley. But if one shall Dome in the right spirt, ask- ing the way to heaven, he will find it a plain way. The pardon is plain. The peace is plain, Everything is plain. He who trios to get on the road to heaven through the New Testament teaching will get on beautifully. Ho who goes through philosophical discussion will not get on at all. Christ says, "Come to me and I will take all your sins away, and I will take all your troubles away." Now what is the use of my discussing it any more! Is not that plain? If you wanted to go to some city, and I pointed you out a highway thoroughly laid out, would I be wise In detaining you by a geological discussion about tho gravel you will pass over, or 'a physiological discussion about the muscles you will have to bring into play? No. After this bfblo has pointed you the way to heaven, is it wise for me to detain you with any discussion about the human will. or whether the atone- ment is limited or unlimited? There is the road—go on it. It is a plain way. "This is a faithful saying and worthy of all aooeptetion that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners." And that is you and that is me, Any little child here can understand this as well as I oan, "Unless you become as a little child you oannot see the kingdom of God." If you are sae, d , it will not be as a philosopher; it will be as a little child, "Of moll is the kingdom of heaven," Unless you got the spirit of little children you will never come out at their glorious destiny. Still further, this road to heaven is a safe road, Sometimes the traveler in those ancient highways would think him- self perfectly secure, not knowing there was a lion by the way, burying his head deep between his paws, and then, when the right moment oame, under the fear- ful spring the man's life was gone, and there was a mauled carcass by the road- side. But, says my text, "No lion shall bo there." I wish I could make you feel your entre security. I tell you plainly that ono minute after a man has become a child of God he is as safe as though ho had been 10,000 years in heaven. He may slip, he may slide, be may stumble, but be cannot bo destroyed; kept by the power of God, through faith, unto complete salvation, everlastingly safe. The sever- est trial to which you oan subject a Christian man is to kill him, and that is glory. In other words, the worst thing that can happen a child of God is heaven. The body is only the old slippers that he throws aside just before putting on the sandals of light, His soul, you cannot hurt it. No fires can consume it; no floods can drown it; no devils can cap- ture it. Firm and unmoved are they Who rest their souls on God; Fixed as the ground wiles David stood. Or whore the ark abode. His soul is safe. His reputation is safe, Everything is sato, "But," you say, "suppose bis store, burns up?" Why, then it will bo only a change 02 invest- ments from earthly to heavenly securi- ties, "But," you say, "suppose his name goes down under the hoof of scorn and contempt?" Tho name will be so much brighter in glory. "Suppose Iris physical health fails?" God will pour into him the floods of everlastin not make any differo traction is heavenly a of earth aro the crystals of heaven. As they take rags and t through the paper mill they Dome out beautiful white sheets the rags of earthly dos cylinders of death, scroll upon which shal emancipation. There was one passage of Scripture the force understood until ono with Mont Blanc on o tanvert on the other, and read, "As the mot ntains are around about Jerusalem, so t about them that fear him." The sur- roundings were an omnipotent commen- tary. Though troubles assail and dangers affright, Though friends should unite, Yet one thing secures The Scripture assures provide. n g health, and it will nee. Earthly sub- ddition, The tears otters and put them , of paper, so often titution, under the come out a white 1 be written eternal of which I never day at Chamounix, no side and Mon- t opened my bible i he Lord is around all fail and foes all us. whatever betide, us the Lord will Still further, the road spoken of is a pleasant road. God gives a bond of in- demnity against all evil to every man that treads it. "All things work togeth- er for good to those who love God." No weapon formed against them can prosper. That is the bond, signed, sealed and de- livered by the president of the whole uni- verse. What is the use of your fretting, 0 child of God, about food? "Behold the fowls of the air, for they sew not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns. Yet your Heavenly Father feedeth them." And will he take Dare of the sparrow, will he take care of the raven, will he take care of the hawk and let yon die? What is the use of your fretting about clothes? "Consider the lilies of the field. Shall be not much more olothe you, 0 ye of little faith?" What is the use worrying for fear something will happen to your home? "He blesseth the habitation of the just." What is the use of your fret- ting lest you will be overcome of tempta- tions? "God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able, but will with the temptation also make a way to escape that ye may be able to bear it," Oh, this King's highway! Trees of life on either side bending over until their branches interlock and drop midway their fruit and shade. Houses of entertainment on either side the road for poor pilgrims. Tables spread .with a feast of good things, and walls' adorned with apples of gold in pictures of silver. I start out on this. Ring's highway,and I find a harper, and I say, " What is your 'name?" The harper makes no response, but leaves me to guess, as with his eyes toward heaven and his hand upon the trembling strings this tune comes rip- pling on the air: "The Lord is my light and my. salvation. Whom shall I fear? The Lurd is the strength :of my life. Of whom shall I be afraid?" I . go further,• on the mroad sameand meet a trumpeter: of heaven, and 1 say, !':Ttaeen"t you got some music for a 'tired pilgrim?" And, wiping his lip and taking a long breath, he puts his mouth to the trumpet and, pours forth this strain, "They shall hunger no more, neither shall they thirst any more, 'neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat, for the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall lead them to living fountains of water, and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes " I go a little dis- tance farther on the same reed, and I meet a maiden of Israel. She has no harp, but she has cymbals. They look as if they had rusted from sea spray, and I say to the maiden of Israel. "Have you no song for a tired pilgrim?' 1 And, like the clang of victors' shields, the oyinbals clap, as Miriam begins to discourse: "Sing yo to the Lord, for he hath triumphed glorious- ly. The horse and his rider . hath he thrown into the sea." And then I see a white robed group, They Dome bounding toward me, and I say, "Who aro they? The happiest, and the brightest, and the fairest in all heaven—who are they?" .And the answer comes, "These are they who came out of great tribulations and had their robes washed and made white in the blood of the Lamb." I pursue this subject only one step farther. What is the terminus? I do not caro how fine a road you put be on, I want to know where it Games out. . My text declares it, "The redeemed of the Lord come to Zion." You know what .Zion was. That was the king's palace. It was a mountain fastness. It was im- pregnable, And so heaven is the fastness of the universe. No howitzer has long enough range to shell those towers. Let all the batteries of earth and hell blaze away. They cannot break in those gates. Gibraltar was .taken, Sebastopol was taken, Babylon fell, but these walls of heaven shall never surrender either to human or satanic besieizement. The Lord God Almighty is the defense of it. Great capital of the universe! Terminus of the lung's highway ! Dr. Dick said that, among other things, ho thought in heaven we would study chemistry and geometry and conic seo- tions, Southey thought that in heaven he would have the pleasure of seeing Chau- cer and Shakespeare. Now, Dr, Dick inay have his mathematics for all eternity, and, Southey his Shakespeare. Give me Christ and my old friends—that is all the heaven I want, Christ and his people that I knew on earth—that is heaven enough for Ina. Oh, garden of light, whose leaves never wither, and whose fruits never fail! Oh, banquet of God, whose sweetness never palls the taste and whose guests are kings forever! Oh, city of light, whose walls are salvation, and whose gates are praise! Oh, palace of rest, whore God is tho monarch and everlast- ing ages the length of his reign! Oh, song loader than the surf beat of many waters, yet soft as the whisper of cheru- bim 1 Oh, glorious heaven! When the last wound is healed, when the last heart- break is ended, when tho last tear of earthly sorrow is wiped away, and when the redeemed of the Lord shall Dorno to '/.ion, then let all the harpers take down their harps, and all the trumpeters take down their trumpets, and all across heaven let there be chorus of morning stars, chorus of whito robed victors, chorus of martyrs from under the throne, chorus of ages, chorus of worlds, and there is but ono song sung, and but one name spoken, and but one throne honored —that of Jesus only. "Modern Improvements" That Do Not Work .in England. According to a letter from a well- known artist to the Lnndon 'Times, some of tho most wonderful of modern inventions have root in England little of the adaptability with which they have been utilized in this country. He says that the working of the telephone has become a farce, and the sooner the Government takes it up the better. Sev eral large business houses have given it rip, and London, which ought to be specially well served, is probably in telephone work the most unfortunate city in the world. He has half a dozen times in one day rung up different peo- ple on the telephone without succeeding in securing a connection and has had to address his messages by letter. Re char- acterizes the electric light, as "another disappointing improvement" Recently he has known it to fail four times in one week with the result tbat candles and lamps had to bo resorted to. "Then there is the district messenger's wire, which I have in communication with my house. I ring up a cab; no response. I ring up again; nothing comes. I send out for a cab, and am late for dinner. Tho next day a representative calls casu- ally to inform us that we can not use the wire for two or three days as some- thing has gone wrong. I am now trying the phonograph ; but, although at pres- ent I have bad more corespondenceabout it than I have had through it, I live in hope that I may find it worth the three years' trial the company asks ono to sign for. Altogether it is a question whether paying rental for all these things, and then having through their failure, to go to greater expense, is ab- solutel' advantageous, and whether the story of the driver of the old stage coach who, when railways were intro- duced, remarked to a passenger, "Well, all I can say is that if a coach comes to grief—well, there you are.; but, if there is an accident on the railway, where are you?" inight not be well ap- plied to those experiments in the ad vanoement of science intended to facili- tate our work and add to our comfort. The electric light kills our sight; the telephone destroys our temper; the dis- trict messenger calls ruin our dinner, and, conjointly, they waste our time and deplete our purses." Gots the Worth of Her Money. I study advertisements, and 1 know where and when to purchase the house- hold supplies. My husband used to laugh at me forreadingadvertisements so care- fully, but he has long since learned that I save many doliare every month. I know of no better way to praotife econ- omy, and do you know that it is a wonder bow soon you learn to detect the real from the false, -intuitively almost? I do not think I have ever been "taken in" by an advertisement; there is always something about the false ones that re- pels me. You hear a great deal nowadaye. about the "practical pages" of magazines and newspapers. but forme the practical pages are those containing the business announcements` of :"reputable, business houses. The housekeeper who takes ad- vantage of the practical hints in those pages shows a great deal more=comunon sense than does the one who tries to fur- nish 'a seven room cottage with a lot of soap boxes covered with denim worked in`. fancy stitch, and to feed her growing. family with never-ending reminiscences of the meal that went before. To the economical housekeeper" the advertise- ments are the most important part of: any publioation.—Womankind: REMARKABLE TOPIC. IT WAS NOT ABOUT THE EXPECT. ED GERMAN WAR. Overheard on the Streets—An Assize Court Judge Proscrtbes for a Sick Witness. London, Feb. 4.—(Special)—There is an undercurrent of street talk here which may be one of the carious results of ad vertising, but we suspect that there is a latent faith in the subject of all this talk, even though it is sometimes coupled with a jest. In a neighboring town quite recently, the judge at the assize court graSely ad- visod a sick -witness to use "Dodd's Kid- ney Pills." idneyPills." One, too, not given to jokes, Dither on the bench or off it. It means something, surely, when one hears men on the street advising each other to use Dodd's Kidney Pills. Such advice is not the result of merely reading—for people ars wary, and recom- mend only what they have tried or have known to be successful with others in the time of neecL i But this folk -faith is one of the secrets of the phenomenal sales of Dodd's Kidney Pills. Druggists Mere say that they are out- selling any other preparation on the market, either now or at any time in the past. The real meaning of it all is, that to promise and perform is a moral as well as a material triumph. Wanted His Due. Shade of Uncle W ayback—Du yew keep track heow many sparrys fall to the ground ? St. Peter—Ye-es, I suppose I do. Why? Uncle Wayback—Don't yew forgit tow gimme credit for piznin' more'n a liun- dort. A Case in Point. "Women are very suspicious crea- tures," "Well, now, I think the contrary. In my opinion they aro very confiding?' "They are—over the left," "It is a fact. 'There's my wife, for in- stance; she's a, woman and rho trusts mo. There's my grocer, he's a man, and he won't, ---New York Press. Are you a sufferer with corns? If you are, get a bottle of Holloway's Corn Cure. It has never been known to fail, He Was insulted. An American traveler relates that, alighting at a Hotel in Granada, a man at the door put out his handl toward him. The traveler .supposed t]iat the man was porter of the hotel, and offered him his 'valise. The man stepped back, tossed his head, and frowned scornfully. "Ca - relabel" he exclaimed ; "do you tale me for a porter? I would have you to un- derstand that I am Im porter," "In- deed ? Then may I ask you, senor, what you are?" "I am a beggar, sir, and asked you for alms 1" How He \Von IIer. Miss Riobgirl (of Chicago)—And so you kissed the blarney stone at the Columbian Exposition? Ha, ha! It was nothing but a Chicago paving stone. Mr. `martchap—So I heard at the time, but I thought perhaps you might have ,walked on it. Theii she married lime—New York Weekly. An Even Thing. "Did you trade any when you wus ter town?" asked Silas Cathie. "Yes," replied Farmer Corntossel, "some." "How did you come out?" "'Twos what ye'd call a standoff. I gave a feller a counterfeit 850 bill for a gold brick." Too anion. Mrs. Vansock (to now servant)—I shall give you 830 a month, and when you break any dishes .2 will take the cost of them out of your`pay. Bridget Olone—Sure, you'll have to give me more than that, mum, if you're goin' to do that. How Are You Standing It? Sir Andrew Clark, the eminent English physician, once said that he never knew of a case of physical breakdown from overwork alone. He attributed these con- ' ditions to the use of alcohol, tobacco and habit producing drugs, such as opium, morphine, cocaine and chloral, in the majority of cases, and he predicted in- evitable collapse sooner or later for those accustomed to a more or loss constant stimulation to overcome the strain of con- tinued mental or physical effort. There can be no doubt that the man who main- tains his strength by the use of proper nourishment and refrains from stimu- lants will in every case stand the test of endurance long alter the tippler has given up the bottle. Valuable corroborative evidence of this is afforded by the experi- ence of several professional men who have taken the Lakehurst treatment at Oakville during the last four years. They tried hard work plus stimulants years ago, and they are doing hard work minus stimulants now. The treatment has re- mdved the poison from the system and with it the necessity for its further use, and th y consequently find their powers of endurance multiplied. If you are re- lying upon stimulation to carry you through you are leaning on a broken reed. Go to Oakville for a month ; then observe how much better the "without" plan works. No home treatment. No branch institutes. Toronto office, ' 28 Bank of Commerce Building. Two Loft Lege. Fred—Did you know that Captain Thribblo had two left legs ? Uncle Ned Nonsense ! Fred -But it's not nonsense. His right leg was left at Gettysburg, wasn't it? And he has a left leg' still, hasn't he ? The Star 'Gazer. An exchange observes that "everyman who is fond of looking at the stars i not a genius.", Correct ! he may ` simply he a bald- headed aldheaded theater -goer of the variety stripe. Wanted. canvas -Back. Guest—Bring me some canvas -back Guest—Bring v ack ducks. Waiter—We are just out. Guest—Well, make it canvas -back ham m then. Progressive, "I wonder if that diamondud M ge has is of the first water ?" "I. doubt it. Ib has been soaked so manytimes that it must be of the tenth ;r eleventh water by this time;" KIN TO IT. Novel phrase of the New Woman Ques- tion on a Train. "I was amused at a woman ona train coming into Washington from the soath," said a gentleman. "It shoaled a novel phase of the new woman question. "At Goldsboro a man got on the train with a baby in his arms. 'A woman fol- lowed him, but paid no attention to the man. The baby was evidently sink, and the father, a North Carolina mountaineer, paced up and dawn the oar trying to quiet the child. Every lady on the oar except the woman who got on the train at Goldsboro was interested. Consider- able speculation was indulged In as to the father and child, the consensus of opin- ion being that he had just lost his wife and was taking the baby to its grand- parents. After two or thre' hours the woman who boarded the train at the. same time the man did spoke to him, and he then passed on, fondling the baby. "A benevolent -looking old lady seated near the woman, curious to know some- thing about the matter said: " "The child seems to be sick.' " ' Yes'm.' "' I saw you speak to the father—do you know him?' "' Orter—he's my husban'." " 'Do you mean to say that you are that child's mother and let the baby suffer that way?" " 'He's jess as able to tote It as I be. Hes' jess as much kin to it as I be," and the woman turned unconoeanedly to the window, while the man continued to walk and dandle the ohild. "—Washington Star. • No Need for Seasickness. A great number of people who can never cross the ocean without being pros- trated by seasickness have come to look upon Avery reported cure for that distress- ing malady as a delusion and a snare, Whether the latest remedy, or rather pre- ventive, is more efficacious than the rest, remains to be proved. Dr. A. D. Rock- well says it is. Ho assorts that the reason so little attention has been paid to seasick- ness, especially by those not subject to it, is that there was a fallaoious idea that to be seasick did a person good; that it clear- ed out the system, and therefore, nature should be allowed to take its course. Dr. Rockwell holds that there is neither ad- vantage in nor need for the ailment.It must be prevented and the battle of pre- vention must be fought on land before sailing. For three days before the voyage doses of bromide of sodium must be taken —in preferenoe to broinide of potassium, and this course must be continued for throe or four days after sailing. One pleasant effect of this bromization 19 the sound and refreshing nature of the sleep it induces, The dose recommended by Dr. Rockwell is thirty grains of bromide of sodium three times a day for throe days before the voyage, and for three or four days after starting. Fie has invariably found this treatment an absolute prevent- ive, and has crossed tho English Channel' on a very rough voyage without the slight- est light est discomfort from the motion of the ship. In a paper on this subjoot before a medical society Dr. Rockwell tells of a man who was in the habit of crossing the ocean two or three times a year on busi- ness, and who dreaded the recurring? trips on account of seasickness. After he had tried the bromide treatment, he wrote to say that for the first time in his experience ho had crossed without discom- fort. Dr. Rockwell states that he has never found any evil effects from the use of the bromide of sodium taken for the prevention of seasickness, Some New Second Sight Feats. There have been any number of so- called mesmeric performances on stages the country over, but never before has been such an exhibition as the one now being presented on the stage of one of time music halls here. At a private seance given for the benefit of physicians, I lawyers, newspaper folk and men about town prior to the first public perform -1 onto to -night, 801110 wonderful hypnotic tests were witnessed. The operator is a' newly -arrived Frenchman. His daughter, 1 of highly nervous temperament, is his subject. She sat on an ordinary chair in the center of the stage. She gave her eyes up to the experimenter. For a mo- ment they stared at each other, strenu- ously, uncannily; then ber eyelids drop- ped and she fell into a bypnotie sleep. The orchestra crashed, but she slept on, while the experimenter passed from one to another in the audience. One and another whispered to him a specific act the subject should perform. For instance she was to write a man's name. She was to take a cigarette and light it. She was to untie one man's scarf. Sho was to write out the numbers on a watch. She wits to perform all these things and many others. This programme her frith - her had in his mind. He did not, how- ever, speak a word. Nor did he touch ber. He stood quite ten feet from her and looked at her. The girl descended the steps from the stage to the orchestra and passed through the audience, per- forming exactly and promptly what it was in the experimenter's mind she should perform. She lit a cigarette, un- tied a scarf, wrote names and nein leers— in short, the "suggestions" never failed. The intelligent and scientific auditors marveled, but were convinced.—Pitts- burg Dispatch. Preventing the Flattening of Wheels. A sight which has become very famil- iar to the public is the brilliant spark- ing which often occurs between the wheels of trolley' cars and the rail. It makes a pretty display, but it is some- what expensive for the railway corn - any. This sparking between the wheel and the rail is among the causes which lead to the shortening of the ` life of the wheel. The resultant heating tends to anneal the chilled rim, with the conse- quence that flat surfaces are produced when the wheel skids. Many large electric traction companies find that ohe renewal of flat wheels constitutes a very serious item of expense, and there is now an excellent opening for the cure of the evil. One of the remedies lately suggested is a steel brush pressing on the head of the rail, to be used for re -enforcing the wheel contact. If such a devi0e could ho made practicable it would serve'a double purpose; it would keep the contact rsurface clean, and re- duce the sparking 01 the wheels by taking a considerable proportion of the current and,at the same line, a saving inpow- er would be effec ed. Save the Stove Lining. Powdered soapstone and salt in equal proportions wet with water will make an everlasting fireproof mendi ng for the lining of stoves; it: is much less expen- sive and troublesome to procure and put in place than new firebricks. Don't let fire spoil the stove because the briok needs Mending, A. LIGIIT KEEPER'S STORY. ITIS WIFE WAS A PEARFUI, SUE. 'MEER PROM RHEUMATISM. Her Joints Were Swollen and >Distort- ed!, Her Nights Almost Sleepless and Her Appetite Gone—Suffered for Sev- eral Years Before Relief Was Pound - From the Kingston News. Mr. Hugh McLaren, lighthouse keeper on Wolfe Island, is one of the best known men in this sectiop, and to bis vigilance in the performance of his duties is due the safetv'of the many craft sailing in that part of the St. Lawrence, Mrs. Mc- Laren, his wife, has been an invalid for a number of years, end in conversation with a reporter recently, Mr. McLaren stilted that she was rapidly gaining her old-time health under the treatment of that most marvellous of modern medi- cines -Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, Ask- ed if he had any objections to giving the particulars, Mr..ficLaren replied that emphatically he had not if such publication was likely to benefit, any other sufferer. He said: "A number of years ago my wife contracted rheu- Oft ri ael aaia '�X i i,a te inatism, and for a considerable time was a helpless invalid. ,'Ilei joints were swollen and distorted; her nights were sleepless and her appetite poor and very ticelo. During those years she exper- ienced excruciating, torture, the pain never ceasing day or night. Sho bad the boueflt of skilled mnedioal advice, but the treatment afforded no relief, and we began to fear that her tronblo bad gone beyond human aid. On a number of occasions I bad read in the papers of cases of rheumatism being oared by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and this at last determined us togive them a trial, She had used some three boxes before any improvement was no- ticed; and tliun we began to note that she slept better and that her appetite was improved. Then the pains gradually began to subside, and after using about a dozen boxes silo was able to get up and wall> about, She continued the use of the pills fur a while longer, and, although occasionally she feels twinges of the trouble In ciuiugoable weather, she now enjoys bettor health than she liar done for years, and can sleep as soundly as over she c11d in bog, life, while her appetite never was bettor. I look upon Dr. Williams' Pink Pills as n wonderful ntodioinm, for I know they have done wonder; in my wife's case, and I feel certain that if any who are afflicted as rho was will give them a good trial, equally happy results will follow, anct I therefore give this testi- mony freely, hoping that it will benefit; some other sufferer. Mr.alcLaren'S strong testimony proves the claim made that Dr, Williams' Pink Pills .curd when other medicines fail, and that they deserve to rank as the greatest discovery of modern medical science, The public should always be on their guard against imitations and sub- stitutes, which some unscrupulous deal- ers, for the sake of extra profit, urge, upon purchasers. There is no other rem- edy "jest the same as" or "just as good" as Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, omit the, genuine always have the full trade mark, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People," on the wrapper around every box. Her Frther's Own Daughter. Sho was the daughter of a judge and she listened with languid interest to his plea, "I love you devotedly" he cried, pas- sionately. "I am prepared to devote my whole life to you." "Be specific in your pleading," she cautioned. "Do you not stray too far from the point at issue?" He hesitated and then asked earnestly: "Will you be my wife?" "AS," she said, "now I see the point you wish to make." "1 am not rich," be urged, "but I have enough to give you a comfortable bomo, end my prospects are bright. I offer you the love of an honest man, who will do all in his power to make you happy. I—" She stopped him by a gesture. "It is useless to continue at present," she said, firmly but kindly. ," There are several cases ahead of yours on the docket." "But," he protested. "I want—" She stopped hien again. "I must insist that these matters be taken up in their regular order," she said, sharply. "Put your proposition in writing and fl'e it with my maid, and it will receive duo attention when it is reached in the regular course of business, I haven't time to listen to oral argu ments in 0 case that can be as wellpre- sented in briefs." With a sigh he left and put inhis, time until late that night preparing a petition for a rehearing. -Chicago Post. Sad case. A little girl went with Mar mother to see 0 lady who was an assiduous collector of china, and in whose parlor were cab- inets tilled with her, trophies, besides odd plates and dishes,beariug undisput- able marks of age, which hung in con- spicuous places on the walls. The child sat, quietly during the long call, and while her another and the china collector' talked of matters of inutile" interest, she looked ,about her w lth big, wondering eyes. "Mamma," she said, thoughtfully, as she was getting Toady . for bed that :. night, "don't you feel sorry for poor Mrs. Haskell without any kitchen?" "Without any kitchen, child, what tie you 10000'" asked her mother. "Why, didn't :you see?" asked the little ,girl in a tone ` of great surprise; "she has 'to,keep all herdishes in the. parlorl" The Stork's Stocking. Theduct:--Sa ax you going to -bang y, oy � g up your stockings on Christmas Eve? The stork—Naw) I want something more than a toothpick,--1-larper'sRound Table.: •